@@notnoobie338 you'll never even realize how badly I wish we were taught what the rest of the world was. Ill look at my husband and be like "whats that equal in the bullshit I understand?!"
I'm a native of Borneo island and it's a norm for us hearing the story of a giant snake as big as the trunk of a coconut tree being found by our local hunters in a remote jungle.
And if we all don’t go to school, we would be living the same way our ancestors once lived. I wonder what’s harder, studying or competing against tiger and lions for food?
@@snorlax9409 definitely actually surviving cause we were never competitors to tigers and lions or other monthers that lived back then XD we defended ourselfs against them but I do believe humans ESPECIALLY EARLY HUMANS who didn't group in massive enough groups would hunt smaller animals, kill them, eat them and find shelter. I also don't think they stayed in one place due to potential drop in animals and being discovered by predators so Constantly moving, Looking for food and making sure you survive is harder then suffering through math but still being able to have a bed you can sleep on and food you can eat.
There were MANY huge creatures a long time ago. The Sarcosuchus crocodile was over 40 ft long & weighted 8 tons. And also lived during the time of this very hot climate.
Titanboa: *exist* _GUCCI want to know your location_ _Louis Vuitton want to know your location_ _YSL want to know your location_ _MK want to know your location_ Also Titanboa: *Mamba out*
Thanks for making this video, my grandpa told me about having to fight 5 of these giant snakes, up a mountain, in the snow, in the 300° F sun, barefoot and studying for his math test at the same time.
Not me waking up at half 3am after having a nightmare about being eaten by a huge snake. Now I’m watching this. Now I’m scaring myself even more. Very smart of me…
Already did that.. and a shit more other nasties ready to do the continiual required jobs... hey.. its a freee bee large scale answer.. but only on loan .. pendabillity a preference...
Not really tho. They wouldn't post a threath at all. The bigger they are, the easier it is for us to control it. That's why a virus like Covid is so hard to control.
Indeed.. and sell it in a burger for added taste lol !!! ROFLOL ... Meanwhile... Kong went Apeshit and stretched the boas neck !! .. However .. Since We All Frikkin Know What Types Of Apes & Rats Live In The Hoogahh Boogahh Countries, Well, Logic Demands That It'd Feed The Frikkin Boa In the First Place, Right ??... Hey, Dont Knock My Idea, It'll Get Rid Of The Dammed Frikkin Breeds In Next To No Time... And Save The Rest Of Us having Them In Our Countries Moaning like rats and breeding worse... So , Whatcha Reackon NeonPink ??...
@@abcdsikhao5331 , oil spilling is easy to avoid with extra care and stuff. However, its hard to avoid deforestation. Trees are VERY useful, but they grow too slow.
@@Twak08 it is normal to be bigger than today,food back than was bigger everything was bigger,the cats was bigger... Everyone afraid from snakes but the ultimate hunters are the cats... They just look so sweet and lovely but a sabertooth is big enought to handle this snake and way too fast for it!
@@karteekkrishna1722 I wanted to say siberian tiger,but sabertooth also can eat it. I mean jaguars eats anacondas and they are not even close to biggest cats,siberian tigers eat bears...Sabertooth is extinct but it was eating mamooths... And actually everything in his vincity. Cats,the ultimate predetors! You know that small tigers play whit snakes all the time because they are too fast,so their agility combined whit their brute force make titanboa just a meal...
@@krivjeto siberian tigers eats bears? 🤣🤣🤣, Definitely you have some awesome sense of humour bro, brown or black fcuks a siberian and we don't even need to talk about polar bear, sabertooth wouldn't even stand a fcuking chance against a mammoth and with titanaboa size no way any cat is capable of taking it down, I don't want to waste my time here, since i can understand from your comments, you are just fan boying cats in reality they can't even do shit against the ones you mentioned.
12 second version of this video: “If this snake never went extinct we would all be dead and it would pretty much tear us to shreds and swallow buildings whole”.
@The Krimson Kommander dude i heard the length of the snake and said outloud. "any hillbilly with a 50cal could kill that" and being honest, any hillbilly could probably take it down with their elk/bear hunting gun, if they could get a few well placed shots
Imagine far into the future where the next dominant species talk about us humans and how we were the most dangerous species of all time. Feels weird, but I think that is actually possible.
@@mrsaygaming5750 They evolve, for sure, but the former species go extinct. Extinction is when there are no more individuals of certain family or species alive anywhere in the world.
Imperial units are just conseptually so hard you end up using football field, giraffes and whatever else to explain size of thing. If they just said this 13m long can easily tell how much it is.
So your telling me they can hear their food going down their anus and all that diarrhea stirring up in their. How discussing that can be for a poor insect-
Sorry, but nah. We must have discovered all of the big species of fish by now. Due to the pressure (maybe idk if pressure would affect or not) and lack of food, it's impossible a big leviathan creature exists in the unexplored ocean
@@santialterman3066 what u know in this year2021, scientists said that only 5 percent of sea is discovered, there's still 95 percent of undiscovered sea where people still doesn't have the technology to explore there,so its not impossible event the giant octopus is still exist just do some research
@@plutoidrepublic2765 actually guns won't do the trick, i think they have skin bulletproof, so technically Airstrikes or RPG's would do the trick ( *or a nuke* )
@@Gx4packen If you want he means an Evolution that put us in that Lucky situation (the now). And this evolution is after all good for us. So it's certainly something in the rules maybe a divine grace because look at beautiful things like coincidence.
Legend has it, our parents had to wrestle these monsters... in the snow... for 4 miles... without clothes... with frostbite... to get to school.
never heard this one before
both ways up the hill
while paddling in a boat
While finding food for their family
While fighting armies
To viewers from the future, this is what people in quarantine are watching
This is gold
Damn
Do u like snake too
yea i hope yt still is popular in the future
You guys still having qurantine?
"Titanoboa's length reached 13 meters."
"What's that in American units?"
"2.3 giraffes."
...
americans will use anything except the standard system
@@notnoobie338 as an American I can agree
@@cdragon7583 Same fam.
@@notnoobie338 you'll never even realize how badly I wish we were taught what the rest of the world was. Ill look at my husband and be like "whats that equal in the bullshit I understand?!"
I'm a native of Borneo island and it's a norm for us hearing the story of a giant snake as big as the trunk of a coconut tree being found by our local hunters in a remote jungle.
Ok, but its not Titanoboa. They’ve been extinct 50+ million years
@@Brody9592 Duh. We can imagine better how enormous Titanoboas would be if a modern snake could be as thick as a coconut tree trunk.
steady la orang sarawak
Apparently, our ancestors would have to go through this pain and surviving from these monsters in order to go school and attend their classes.
And if we all don’t go to school, we would be living the same way our ancestors once lived. I wonder what’s harder, studying or competing against tiger and lions for food?
@@snorlax9409 definitely actually surviving cause we were never competitors to tigers and lions or other monthers that lived back then XD we defended ourselfs against them but I do believe humans ESPECIALLY EARLY HUMANS who didn't group in massive enough groups would hunt smaller animals, kill them, eat them and find shelter. I also don't think they stayed in one place due to potential drop in animals and being discovered by predators so Constantly moving, Looking for food and making sure you survive is harder then suffering through math but still being able to have a bed you can sleep on and food you can eat.
in the snow...
I randomly picked this creature to study in 4th grade 3 years later this gets recommended
That’s false
Let’s be real here the Titanoboa would probably live in Australia
Albert Einstein I doubt. It was not venomous.
Australia is just where lucifer keeps all his pets
It sucks to have to live in Australia for me then.
Or probably Malaysia cuz I live there and it’s upper hot I wouldn’t even wanna go out and play with my friends
Albert Einstein just being realistic here
Titanoboa: we can make species go extinct, we can destroy ecosystem...
Humans: Thanks, but we already got that covered.
That part
LMAO
Faxx
Human Superiority! "Screams"
Faxt
You need more than temperature to bring back conditions that allowed them to be so large, Our current atmosphere is not as oxygenated as it once was.
when you realise life back then was a dark souls game
LMAO
And we complaining about Corona heh
Best comment you get my like and bro legit it was a dark souls game😂
Back then the boss music was the normal theme
Hahaha
Him: What if titanoba still existed??
2020: Say no more!!
Nonononononononononononononononono
This is seriously not okee dokee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA UNDERRATED COMMENR XD
Stop giving 2020 ideas
What if Titaniboa didn't go extinct?
Head news: Florida man tries to attack a Titanoboa after doing 10 push-ups
LoL 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chances are Florida man would win
😂😂😂😂👍👌🔥
There were MANY huge creatures a long time ago. The Sarcosuchus crocodile was over 40 ft long & weighted 8 tons. And also lived during the time of this very hot climate.
Sarcosuchus has been downsize, while the biggest found can grow up to 40 ft long, the avarage is just about 30 to 35+ ft
@@manganerd_69 oh yeah just about 30-35ft nothing major could take him out with my hands behind my back😂
Titanboa: *exist*
_GUCCI want to know your location_
_Louis Vuitton want to know your location_
_YSL want to know your location_
_MK want to know your location_
Also Titanboa: *Mamba out*
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Mambo 6, going dark
Let’s be real, these mega predators would be hunted to extinction is 5 seconds. No way humans let them keep hanging around
I can imagine the entire world just hunting for these *a10 noises*
@Earth Thank you, mama Earth for choosing us to them jk hahaha
If it appears in china they'll eat it already
No offense doe
@@msmrzedme How does that not cause offense though? I know it's a joke, but that's just low dude.
@Earth now that's scary hahaha
"What if Titanoboa didnt go extinct?"
Human: Simple, we'll do it ourselves
Thank you for your insight dear leader 🙏
Wonderful to see the cult branching out 🙏
LMAO each of these comments are 4 hours apart,well except this 1
The snake skin business would be booming
@@spiddyx2769 “would’ve” it would have been hunted to death in the 1800s lmao
Thanks for making this video, my grandpa told me about having to fight 5 of these giant snakes, up a mountain, in the snow, in the 300° F sun, barefoot and studying for his math test at the same time.
Snow in 300 degrees 🏴☠️
😂 Best Comment Ever!
😂😂😂lmao
after millions of years...
Living organisms on Earth: What if Humans Didn't Go Extinct?
Good idea for video ...but... scary
Who’s making the video? 😱
the other organisms will probably go extinct
@@kriss204 if we go they go out with us
Garbage would take over the world
Titanoboa : exists
Australians: I’ve seen this one before
😭
LOL I’m not even Australian and I’m laughing my butt off
LMFAO I ROLLED 😭✨✨
we’re just a different breed of people
Other people: What do you mean you've seen this? It's brand new!
If Titanaboa existed now
'Introducing a range of leather handbags and other products made out of pure Titanaboa skin starting at only $10000.
Xd
Facts I’m your 69 likes
😂
LMAO
It would be twice as expensive as Louis Vuitton and Gucci
Not me waking up at half 3am after having a nightmare about being eaten by a huge snake. Now I’m watching this. Now I’m scaring myself even more. Very smart of me…
I’m already scared of a flying cockroach
I'm scared Even when it's not flying
SAME WHY DON'T CHINESE PEOPLE EAT COCKROACHES
Lmao haha
@@doge_gaming1953 wait umm thats kinda offensive...
same bruh
Imagine if this was in australia, the australians would prolly ride it
LMFAO MY MOM HAS AN AUSTRALIAN FRIEND AND I ASKED HIM THIS QUESTION AND HE SAID YES
May i know why people keep talking about australia?
@@szalana-ctrl because crocs and snakes are common there, to the point they frequently visits ppls home 😂
@Luke Skywalker Not something I would like to ride in my free time.
@@minasclone6326 they even have vents so if they get in they can get out so they dont have to chase it around
HUMANS: what a beast.
TITANOBOA: I'm still a kid compared to you.
True
:>
12 year old girls: “so deep😢”
MR. E V E R Y T H I N G
Yeah. They can’t make nukes or Guns like we can
:-)
Note to self: If you ever go back in time to ancient animal times BRING A SHEILD THAT CAN WITHSTAND ANYTHING!!!
Basically Minecraft shield
@bluffgg LOL😂😂😂😂
"What if Titanoboa never went extinct?"
Cloning companies: Write that down!
You’re on to something
ye
sh*t, he just have to give them ideas.
I read clothing at first and it still made sense lmao
Already did that.. and a shit more other nasties ready to do the continiual required jobs... hey.. its a freee bee large scale answer.. but only on loan .. pendabillity a preference...
It's just easy, bring a camera with you and record it. The cameraman never dies
A cameraman is a legend✌️
That joke is not funny anymore because it is cringey and overrated
@@ryangaming9659 i don't understand how it's cringey?
@@ryangaming9659 if it's cringey for you then it's fine. I still find it funny tho
@@ryangaming9659 then ignore it.. that's not much difficult, is it?
"Titanoboa is two girraffes tall" like I would know how tall a giraffe is...
@Solo Q a giraffe can’t be that tall because then I am taller then it 💀
@Solo Q lmaooo noooo
Two shaq's
@Solo Q that is 18 feet tall
@Solo Q yup
Vasuki Indicus was the largest snake that have ever existed on planet earth found in Gujrat, India.
Nah it was Blue Whale
"Theres a danger of Extinct animals coming back"
2020: *In the background writing down notes*
So true😂
Jurassic park team: “write that down, Write that down!”
@@chance3485 lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2021 may be worse lol
Not really tho. They wouldn't post a threath at all. The bigger they are, the easier it is for us to control it. That's why a virus like Covid is so hard to control.
Modern Titanoboa: **tries to exist**
Every human ever: YOU COULD USE THAT FOR BAGS AND OTHER SHIT
That's true
It's all about the money
Lol
we are so sad
Nice reference
Humans: So glad there aren't any titanoboa right now!
Titanoboas: So glad humans never existed with us.
such an underrated comment.
They'd go extinct again so fast, it's kinda sad
@@emoment1088 expectation vs reality😂
@@emoment1088 Cool
I'd be all for hunting the things to endangered or extinction, we don't need ridiculously deadly snakes dangering us or the food chain.
Smart move going woke at the end of the video so I didn't thumbs down too early.
If Titanoboa didn't go extinct , one day that snake will become Bear Grylls's lovable dinner
Kuch bhi🤣🤣
Nice one bhai!!
😂👍
This is amazing 😂👍🏼
Lmao
I can almost 100% guarantee that if Titanoboa still existed, _somebody_ in the reptile hobby would still try to keep and breed it.
Yeah I'd get one for my sister
@@Tsekerynic Coming to the conclusion that reptile keepers are just built different, lol.
2022 is closewww
Oh for sure. No doubt.
Indeed.. and sell it in a burger for added taste lol !!! ROFLOL ... Meanwhile... Kong went Apeshit and stretched the boas neck !! .. However .. Since We All Frikkin Know What Types Of Apes & Rats Live In The Hoogahh Boogahh Countries, Well, Logic Demands That It'd Feed The Frikkin Boa In the First Place, Right ??... Hey, Dont Knock My Idea, It'll Get Rid Of The Dammed Frikkin Breeds In Next To No Time... And Save The Rest Of Us having Them In Our Countries Moaning like rats and breeding worse...
So , Whatcha Reackon NeonPink ??...
Imagine chilling in your apartment on the highest floor and seeing this thing looking at you from the window.
I would get a knife and throw it into the things eyes or atleast try too
😶😬
@@Uaveatz2 I'd throw the whole apartment away, lol. Legit would be terrified.
I will be paralyzed for a sec
i want to know what would it take to kill it. Would a automatic work? How about a rpg?
The only 1 channel everyone watch without skipping 👊💥....
ok
Narrator: "Would humans survive?"
Human: *Laughs in deforestation and oil spills*
Every teacher and government teaches kids that humans are ruining the earth
But they never reach how can he fix it
@@abcdsikhao5331 , oil spilling is easy to avoid with extra care and stuff. However, its hard to avoid deforestation. Trees are VERY useful, but they grow too slow.
@@nuzayerov everything you can do with a Tree, you can replicate Hemp
But we didn't start like that tho so we wouldn't be here since our ancestor wouldn't even made it through
@@nuzayerov just grow a tree farm Minecraft style lol
"Titanoboa lived in hot climates."
Me, an Asian who lives near the equator: Guess I'll die
India???
Also you: Mmm dinner
@@eklavyayaduraj4722
Malaysia too,its fricking hot over there
Asia is located in temperate zone think about tropical region
Philippines?
man I've gotta find some music to vibe during my studies. UA-cam: hey you wanna see big snek
Lmaoo 😭😭
lmao same
I recommend WetVibes
literally me rn
Ayo what's up brother
Now he replaced by Vasuki Indicus of India🗿
“what if the titanoboa snake didn’t go extinct?”
luxury brands: hold my bag
gimme that skin
Top comment
Gimme that premium skin
@@tristanplayz3180 yep 😋😋
Can I get a luggage set
What's scary is that we will never know the titanaboa's true size nor if the fossil we have of it was a fully grown adult specimen.
Imagine if that one was just a baby after it was born and didnt survive
@@Twak08 it is normal to be bigger than today,food back than was bigger everything was bigger,the cats was bigger...
Everyone afraid from snakes but the ultimate hunters are the cats... They just look so sweet and lovely but a sabertooth is big enought to handle this snake and way too fast for it!
@@krivjeto sabertooth can handle titanaboa? 🤣🤣 What r u smoking bro?
@@karteekkrishna1722 I wanted to say siberian tiger,but sabertooth also can eat it.
I mean jaguars eats anacondas and they are not even close to biggest cats,siberian tigers eat bears...Sabertooth is extinct but it was eating mamooths... And actually everything in his vincity.
Cats,the ultimate predetors!
You know that small tigers play whit snakes all the time because they are too fast,so their agility combined whit their brute force make titanboa just a meal...
@@krivjeto siberian tigers eats bears? 🤣🤣🤣, Definitely you have some awesome sense of humour bro, brown or black fcuks a siberian and we don't even need to talk about polar bear, sabertooth wouldn't even stand a fcuking chance against a mammoth and with titanaboa size no way any cat is capable of taking it down, I don't want to waste my time here, since i can understand from your comments, you are just fan boying cats in reality they can't even do shit against the ones you mentioned.
Titanoboa: I have big belly
Humans: We have nukes
Kronosaurus: I have teeth
Humans: We have aircraft carriers
Corona
we have corona
Kronosaurus: I have teeth
Chinese: I see more meat for my family
Lame
Ooohhhh,sick baauuurrrnnn
12 second version of this video: “If this snake never went extinct we would all be dead and it would pretty much tear us to shreds and swallow buildings whole”.
Some dude with a ponytail would have this as a pet in Florida and then release it
🤣
🤣🤣
Why does that make so much sense 😩😩😩
Lmao
Dude with a ponytail🤣🤣😄👌🏻🙏🏻
Titanoboa: likes hot climate
Philippines: *uh, nevermind.*
*Chuckles* we’re in danger-
yup I live in Philippines and this why we dont want this snake to live
starligh game me too that’s why I never go out of my house because in our village there’s tons of snakes here-
hunters will hunt that snKe
Tell that to the desert
"could we survive the titanoboa if it existed today?"
A10 Warthog: i think so
Me: what if it breeded with the trex..
BRRRRRT.
Of you hear it, you weren't the target.
brrrrrrrt brrrrrtrrt
@@theoceanisasoup7408 - A T-rex with a gatling gun coming out of it's chest sounds awesome!
@@LikeToWatch77 but instead of the gun it's a poison snake head shooting venom
2:00 remembered old snake game in samsung phone 😆lol
💀
Why is no one talking about how big the snakes eggs would be ?
You got a nice question there😂😂
then there would be a huge pan too, since humans are gonna cook it
Then get boavirus.
@@troll2637 yo mama
If the titanaboa is apart of the boa constrictor family they wouldn't lay eggs, boas give live births.
Are these one of the animals my grandparents fought while on the way to school?
LMAO typical grandparents' stories.
My dad had to go throughcthe amazon and across 3 countries walking with no water and no sleep to get tp school
@@user-iz2uu3cb6u lol
IMAO- 😭💀💀
Hahahahaha yessss
Later in Australia : “scientist finds an ancient snake “
Wouldn’t be surprised cuz it’s 2020 and it’s Australia
You mean "scientists eaten by ancient snake."
me who live in Australia: awww so cute. whos a cute titanaboa??
the ded muffin me an Australian running away as fast as I can or if I have a gun shooting it
@@hellodarkness5644 I-
"What if Titanoboa Snake didn't go extinct?"
"Then us hoomans will have went extinct 😀"
'People in Brazil would need to surround their homes with electric fences'.
Dude, we already have to do that without the snakes...
why bro
In this times, we even need to use electric fences on the electric fences
@@gamerknight1615 crime pretty common in south and Central America in El Salvador my houses do aswell
@TheAnax 11
*I HATE YOU🤦♂️...*
*(I feel like vomiting🤢🤒😷.)*
*I should've been warned when I saw 'Gore'.*
@BeastW Oh...
“Would humans survive if these monsters still existed?”
Humans: **Laughs in disregard for nature **
50 cal go brrrrrrrr
nuke:Imma end this man whole career
@@chowzhexiang5169 Tactical Nuke Incoming!
True humans never respected nature and its strength
@The Krimson Kommander dude i heard the length of the snake and said outloud.
"any hillbilly with a 50cal could kill that"
and being honest, any hillbilly could probably take it down with their elk/bear hunting gun, if they could get a few well placed shots
“The largest snake in the world” my ex
lmaoooooooooooooo
LMAOAOAOOO 😭😭
Noice
ouch
Oof
Titanoboa was here i would move into mcdonalds😂
Riddle: it lives In dark swamps
Shrek: *NoNoNoNoNo*
🤣🤣🤣
Get out me S W A M P
LMAO
This is underated so much
Lmao 😂🤣
2021: Kong vs Godzilla
2022: Titanoboa vs Kronosaurus
Should be a movie hands down
You can watch boa vs anaconda first
2023 Corona Vs Spanish flu
@MR BLUE ?
ill delete my comment if u want i dont mind
@@Dolorespivaral underrated
"Imagine if titanoboa is underneath you're house just chillin"
"Anyways have a nice day"
The freezing temperatures where I live: are you sure about that
So I’m not getting a free back massage?
Your*
yelena tall af
Nice day?!I am going to have nightmares!
If Titanoboa didn’t go extinct, my friend will be disappointed. She’s still be the biggest snake in this world,
Keywords: she and friend
Me: bro did you get friendzoned
You're all drunk, go home
That's alot of damage
That's a lot of damage.
But seriously what happened?
💀
Looks like someone played the “Snake game in real life” with the Nokia 3310
God did. It's really obvious lol
:>
😂😂😂
Lmaoo
Lol😂😂
Imagine far into the future where the next dominant species talk about us humans and how we were the most dangerous species of all time. Feels weird, but I think that is actually possible.
Woah..Imagine😬
😂 I imagine same too
They might be saying that " human where hellhounds"
IMAGINE AAMANAKSJAKIAKAJWOAJSJSISISIS
We would have to be detained.
Would they be smarter than an average human tho
Someone give that man a script and a filming crew, let's make this movie happen! Titanoboa VS Kronosaurus
"if you laid two giraffes next to the titanoboa, they would both be dead ASF"
You ain't lying
Facts.
🤣
Lmaoooo
No. I doubt it
“What if they didn’t go extinct?”
Rich folks: “hmm some giant snake books would be nice.”
shoes and bag that made from titanoboa: Im ExPenSiVe nOW
I think it would just be a big boot
There’s no second just 1 giant big snake boot
And make it for custom Hermes hand bag for their mistresses
There's a snake in my boot
What if Titanoboa didn't go extinct..?
Humans: Hey look at my titanoboa prada bag and my titanoboa LV purse.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
If i think this is actually sad to read tho. but people here are replying with 'lol or lmao' I mean-
@@tingtingball2009 bro just stfu
@@tingtingball2009 u ain’t saying shit to the lizard skin bags tho
That'd be so awesome of some of these extinct creatures were still around. Just to observe them in their habitat -from far away.
Titanoboa mentality: "I devour everything which crosses my path. I'm unmatched"
Human mentality: "If it bleeds it can be killed by all means"
If it can breathe it can bleed
Remind me of batman vs superman.
@@sweetjoker0813 more like predator
@@abhisheksikdar2329 man of culture
@@abhisheksikdar2329 yea same 😂
So glad he didn't forget to mention the snake is taller then 2 giraffes lmfao. Really put it into perspective
Well america built different
fake facts
Animals would evolve not go extinct!
@@mrsaygaming5750 They evolve, for sure, but the former species go extinct. Extinction is when there are no more individuals of certain family or species alive anywhere in the world.
Imperial system lmao
Coronasaurus:
2020: say less.
Omg NOOOOO WE DONT NEED NOTHING MORE CORONA HAS DONE ENOUGH 😞😟
You mean coronavairus
@@ctrl0407 you're as dumb as your username if you thought I was being serious
@@sudtharsshanmogan1607 OK enough I'm just gonna leave 1 evidence behind
I can pronounce either wow
were do you make these videos
my mans still giving 2020 ideas 🤦♂️
🤣🤣🤣 we dead asf the government bout to kills our asses
tray baby23 fr
tray baby23 y
Hahahaha yeah they are😂😂🤣🤣
tray baby23 h bin jujibb
Title : What If Titanoboa Snake Didn't Go Extinct?
Humans : "Hold my SPEAR"
more like: GIVE MY SPEAR
More like HOLD MY GUN
American be like: give me my guns
@@TOFU-gh7bo If Titanaboa showed up today...the world would want their guns.
@@amonuisti4392 lol
People: this Titanoboa is scary af
Titonoboa: The master of Slither I.O
The Titanoboa totally uses the op circle move 😔
LMAO FR
LMAOO
Titanoboa was too big it touched the red line 🥺
i thought ud eat it
Who knows, titanoboas still might be chilling somewhere in Australia, staying hidden from the Australians.
Their probably still go extinct, cause damn the amount of handbags, shoes, and other accessories you can make out of that one bigboy will be insane
sad
Yup they would get killed off regardless
Honestly I wouldn’t be too sad. These things are scary and I don’t like it 😂
@@althe4564 true their so scary
Such a petty argument 🤣
Now I learned that Giraffe is an imperial unit to measure gigantic things.
83 burgers 😎
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Imperial units are just conseptually so hard you end up using football field, giraffes and whatever else to explain size of thing. If they just said this 13m long can easily tell how much it is.
@@KimmoHintikka it was a joke, stop explaining this things pleasee
classic americans
“They can easily knock down a door/window”
Me: *iron bars*
@The Slayer Is here Boi *Barrier bars*
nokia bars
Granola bars
Human walls
@@hummusthedog_6747 Clearly the most effective option available
When Tinoboa is dead Anaconda still here maybe there's still one giant snake hiding
and it will crap everyone’s day if it pops up
Narrator: There's a danger that extinct animals could return to Earth right now
2020: Are you challenging me?
You dare challenge a gOd?
dont let 2020 know they might look at the comments
joe mama yah don't give an idea to 2020
Don't be too loud ..
@@WanAqilah-kt6ns *whispers* sorry
Random fact: *grasshoppers have ears in their bellies*
Wait what 😭✋
So your telling me they can hear their food going down their anus and all that diarrhea stirring up in their. How discussing that can be for a poor insect-
@@user-ji7ex9in9o did you mean distressing?
What😂😂
.......ok
Twist: Titanoboa was actually a herbivore and ate trees.
Yeah, including the trunks
did this nigga SAY TREES HAHAHAH SMH I CANT NO ANIMAL EATS TREES U MEAN BUSHES SLOW
@@lavontayford611 ya bum Issa a joke 💀
@@manny_tal There's always one.
Whole
Honestly yall acting like titanoboa wouldnt be like "gulp,gulp. That was delicious"
This video : exists
2020: write that down....write that down...
Lol
How can a year write?
@@PositiveCanathalTilt heres the party pooper
Wht if 2020 was a rehersal fr 2021
If dinosaurs still existed, the world would be better off.
There's probably scarier things in the undiscovered part of the ocean
Sorry, but nah. We must have discovered all of the big species of fish by now. Due to the pressure (maybe idk if pressure would affect or not) and lack of food, it's impossible a big leviathan creature exists in the unexplored ocean
@@santialterman3066 how is it impossible?
@@santialterman3066 what u know in this year2021, scientists said that only 5 percent of sea is discovered, there's still 95 percent of undiscovered sea where people still doesn't have the technology to explore there,so its not impossible event the giant octopus is still exist just do some research
Absolutely correct, we qint know shit about deep oceans
@@santialterman3066 wrong a huge percentage of the ocean is still undiscovered cuz its that big n proven
Ridddle: "The Titanoboa might come back, I'm not joking!"
Me: *Panik*
Ridddle: "But I'm glad it'll take billions of years"
Me: *Kalm*
We live in 2020: *PANIC*
Its Save The Coffin Dance Will Bring It On
Lol I like how it is matching
That’s only if humans don’t destroy the earth in 1 billion years 😂
@Ramiro Villagomez corona doesnt affect animals
Ig we time traveling now 😂
"If titanoboa didn't go extinct would we still be here?" Hell no we would have died of a heart attack being that fucking big.
Any gun: that's cute
@@plutoidrepublic2765 actually guns won't do the trick, i think they have skin bulletproof, so technically Airstrikes or RPG's would do the trick ( *or a nuke* )
@@minecraftandrobloxvideos1143 white phosphorus artillery would do it, that can melt steel
@@minecraftandrobloxvideos1143 also guns would if you got a good enough good, you telling me a .50 beowulf wouldn't hurt it?
@@plutoidrepublic2765 a .50 beowulf would be like someone shooting a splinter into your leg. Might hurt it, but far from killin it
The wildlife when these guys came around: “damn this new update is broken.”
😂😂lolol
just like minecraft
Lol
how much the new pack cost though
Lmao😂😂😂
I want to make giraffes as a measuring device now
I need a door. About a giraffe high and half a giraffe wide.
About the size of 4 washing machine
The americans. Avoiding the metric system using anything else
The comment above me is absolutely right
Hahahhahaahhahahaha
Who are here after learning about the 15m largest snake fossil found in Gujarat, India ???
This is so scary to know something like this actually existed.
And that’s just not even the beginning of it
Leather
Its not
@@VadeBeingVade snake skin belts for years!
All life was huge before the flood. humans were giants back then. It would still be closer proportions to snakes these days
You just KNOW someone would try to keep titanoboa as a pet and then release it.
yup... that would be me
@@annabruhidk1596 same- 💀
@@annabruhidk1596 what about the poor 3 and 4 year old children who are already killed by animals now
That probably me
me but i wouldnt release it, id make him a clifford type dog house and we'd be best friends (
“What if the Titanoboa didn’t go extinct?”
“Ark players: We already know what happens. It’s not nice.”
I think you meant to say if thank me later
@@pethogriggs4990 😂 yeah thanks!
🤣🤣🤣
Haha
Trueeee
It is a divine grace these creature no longer exist.
You mean evolution and science
@@Gx4packen If you want he means an Evolution that put us in that Lucky situation (the now). And this evolution is after all good for us. So it's certainly something in the rules maybe a divine grace because look at beautiful things like coincidence.
Titanoboa: Comes back
China: Get in the oven
Soldier: But sire its in Australia
😂😂😂
TRUE
Holy shit😂😂
😂😂😂
Idiots😂😂
The most dangerous Predator ever lived on Earth is Human.
Without modern technology or guns we would be close to the bottom of the food chain though
@@alfiekennedy1657 well we are more intelligent
@@alfiekennedy1657 Who developed those?
@@alfiekennedy1657 Every animal has their specific skill set, for humans it's our brain. That's why we are the most dangerous predator.
I would say I'm more scared of titanaboa
2020: WORST YEAR EVER!
60,000,000 BC: Hold my beer!
lol
100th like
They didn't have Beer. Hold my MEAT.
No it's should be hold my blood drink
Lol
"today's gonna be hot"
Me: "hmm cuz I'm watching this video🙄"
The largest snake in the world:
My neighbor Karen
Poor you
Over 55 tons even.
Foxatrot Nice
😂😂
Keep your antidote stocks checked
It seems my neighbor Karen is better