And if we all don’t go to school, we would be living the same way our ancestors once lived. I wonder what’s harder, studying or competing against tiger and lions for food?
@@snorlax9409 definitely actually surviving cause we were never competitors to tigers and lions or other monthers that lived back then XD we defended ourselfs against them but I do believe humans ESPECIALLY EARLY HUMANS who didn't group in massive enough groups would hunt smaller animals, kill them, eat them and find shelter. I also don't think they stayed in one place due to potential drop in animals and being discovered by predators so Constantly moving, Looking for food and making sure you survive is harder then suffering through math but still being able to have a bed you can sleep on and food you can eat.
I'm a native of Borneo island and it's a norm for us hearing the story of a giant snake as big as the trunk of a coconut tree being found by our local hunters in a remote jungle.
Titanboa: *exist* _GUCCI want to know your location_ _Louis Vuitton want to know your location_ _YSL want to know your location_ _MK want to know your location_ Also Titanboa: *Mamba out*
There were MANY huge creatures a long time ago. The Sarcosuchus crocodile was over 40 ft long & weighted 8 tons. And also lived during the time of this very hot climate.
@@Twak08 it is normal to be bigger than today,food back than was bigger everything was bigger,the cats was bigger... Everyone afraid from snakes but the ultimate hunters are the cats... They just look so sweet and lovely but a sabertooth is big enought to handle this snake and way too fast for it!
@@karteekkrishna1722 I wanted to say siberian tiger,but sabertooth also can eat it. I mean jaguars eats anacondas and they are not even close to biggest cats,siberian tigers eat bears...Sabertooth is extinct but it was eating mamooths... And actually everything in his vincity. Cats,the ultimate predetors! You know that small tigers play whit snakes all the time because they are too fast,so their agility combined whit their brute force make titanboa just a meal...
@@krivjeto siberian tigers eats bears? 🤣🤣🤣, Definitely you have some awesome sense of humour bro, brown or black fcuks a siberian and we don't even need to talk about polar bear, sabertooth wouldn't even stand a fcuking chance against a mammoth and with titanaboa size no way any cat is capable of taking it down, I don't want to waste my time here, since i can understand from your comments, you are just fan boying cats in reality they can't even do shit against the ones you mentioned.
Thanks for making this video, my grandpa told me about having to fight 5 of these giant snakes, up a mountain, in the snow, in the 300° F sun, barefoot and studying for his math test at the same time.
@@notnoobie338 you'll never even realize how badly I wish we were taught what the rest of the world was. Ill look at my husband and be like "whats that equal in the bullshit I understand?!"
Not me waking up at half 3am after having a nightmare about being eaten by a huge snake. Now I’m watching this. Now I’m scaring myself even more. Very smart of me…
Indeed.. and sell it in a burger for added taste lol !!! ROFLOL ... Meanwhile... Kong went Apeshit and stretched the boas neck !! .. However .. Since We All Frikkin Know What Types Of Apes & Rats Live In The Hoogahh Boogahh Countries, Well, Logic Demands That It'd Feed The Frikkin Boa In the First Place, Right ??... Hey, Dont Knock My Idea, It'll Get Rid Of The Dammed Frikkin Breeds In Next To No Time... And Save The Rest Of Us having Them In Our Countries Moaning like rats and breeding worse... So , Whatcha Reackon NeonPink ??...
Not really tho. They wouldn't post a threath at all. The bigger they are, the easier it is for us to control it. That's why a virus like Covid is so hard to control.
Imagine far into the future where the next dominant species talk about us humans and how we were the most dangerous species of all time. Feels weird, but I think that is actually possible.
@@Gx4packen If you want he means an Evolution that put us in that Lucky situation (the now). And this evolution is after all good for us. So it's certainly something in the rules maybe a divine grace because look at beautiful things like coincidence.
Sorry, but nah. We must have discovered all of the big species of fish by now. Due to the pressure (maybe idk if pressure would affect or not) and lack of food, it's impossible a big leviathan creature exists in the unexplored ocean
@@santialterman3066 what u know in this year2021, scientists said that only 5 percent of sea is discovered, there's still 95 percent of undiscovered sea where people still doesn't have the technology to explore there,so its not impossible event the giant octopus is still exist just do some research
lets be honest, there's no way in hell are they gonna be a threat. humans would just find a way to kill it and maybe some will keep it as a pet or be put in a zoo. before you know it theyre gone for good.
Already did that.. and a shit more other nasties ready to do the continiual required jobs... hey.. its a freee bee large scale answer.. but only on loan .. pendabillity a preference...
@@abcdsikhao5331 , oil spilling is easy to avoid with extra care and stuff. However, its hard to avoid deforestation. Trees are VERY useful, but they grow too slow.
@The Krimson Kommander dude i heard the length of the snake and said outloud. "any hillbilly with a 50cal could kill that" and being honest, any hillbilly could probably take it down with their elk/bear hunting gun, if they could get a few well placed shots
Imperial units are just conseptually so hard you end up using football field, giraffes and whatever else to explain size of thing. If they just said this 13m long can easily tell how much it is.
@@mrsaygaming5750 They evolve, for sure, but the former species go extinct. Extinction is when there are no more individuals of certain family or species alive anywhere in the world.
i really enjoyed this video - the information and visuals were top-notch! but honestly, i can't help but wonder if having a Titanoboa around today would be a disaster for the ecosystem. like, can you imagine the fear of going for a hike in the jungle knowing there's a giant snake lurking? not sure if we could handle that kind of wildlife!
This again. It seems like nature is just too smart. Who else but humans can take care of humans?.. The food chain would be missing a vital piece. Our intelligense brings it to full circle. So, the "Destructive nature of humans" Seems like smart design. Also, while we are at it, you do know that a lot of species would extinct themselves if not for their population regulation provided by other animals... Learn nature, it is complex but beautiful. But it is also, so very misunderstood.
@psy clone we are at the top of the food chain and have done more than any other species. For Christ’s sake, we got so bored with surviving we started helping other animals and species. I would say we are more than capable.
12 second version of this video: “If this snake never went extinct we would all be dead and it would pretty much tear us to shreds and swallow buildings whole”.
@ShadowKnight8 The fact is a titanoboa could kill a person very easilly. Not one, not two, but many. Obviously, I'm talking about a kill from an ambush (like snakes do today), or even face to face if the human isn't "properly armed". But the reason why humans are dominating this planet to a much higher degree than any other species ever (presumably?), is not just because of our intelligence, perserverance, adaptability, and endurance, but because we are innately vengeful creatures. If something kills our fellow humans, we group up and hunt that thing down. If a certain species is a constant danger to our safety, we procedurally exterminate it, or at least wipe out it's local population. Case in point, there used to be lions in Europe, populating lands from Balkans to Transcaucasia- they were still around up to 4th century AD, as humans were systematically hunting them down until they disappeared entirely...
Oh stop it. Humans are not always powerful ya know? In fiction we nearly went extinct because of robots that hunted us down because we treated them badly. We nearly went extinct because of alien race called the flood. We nearly went extinct cause of various fantasy monsters wanting us dead. We probably don't bloody exist in the damn WH40K universe. Nor scorn. And much more. That line is overused and edgy. Humans are the most powerful thing ever. Tell that to the many aliens they exist. And humanity nearly went extinct when a GIGANTIC MARKER WAS BLOODY CREATED AND BROUGHT UPON DOOMSDAY! So no were not always powerful.
@@zcgamerandreacts2762 you're talking about fiction, we're talking about the real world here. sure that might happen since there are more than one universe in the world and aliens would exist, but look at all what humanity is created- its the one thats taking up the world people make fictional stories for content, and of course some of it would be against humanity but thats just it; the stories find a way for the humans to either co-exist with what theyre dealing with or defeat what theyre against at i dont know what point im trying to do here but humans are powerful and one wrong step to invention we could end this world
@@zcgamerandreacts2762 I have no idea where you read that humans are all-powerful, definitely nowhere in my comment. The extent of human power is that "humans are dominating this planet to a much higher degree than any other species ever (presumably?)", quote from my comment. These are facts. We are on the top of the food chain. Now the degree to which we "conquered" nature or at least modify it to our liking is probably higher than any other animal's ever, and the extent of our influence is only matched by how we modified it is that we destroy it, more or less. So yeah, we aren't perfect, not even close, and I never claimed otherwise lol
Scary Fact: the titanaboa is so big and remember how the reader said that it used to hide in dark swamps but the ocean is really massive and darker the deeper you go so is it possible it’s hibernating and that’s why not that much skeletons have been found
So your telling me they can hear their food going down their anus and all that diarrhea stirring up in their. How discussing that can be for a poor insect-
The titanoboa got extinct bc the planet’s temperature drastically changed about them(high temperatures helped them grow to colossal size)and then they kind of “evolved” into anacondas and pythons,smaller body but able to exist in today’s temperatures,don’t know about the other tho😅
Actually, it wouldn't be such big of a deal, they would probably go extinct anyway, since their size wouldn't allow them to hide and humans are way too powerful with technology and teamwork.
Legend has it, our parents had to wrestle these monsters... in the snow... for 4 miles... without clothes... with frostbite... to get to school.
never heard this one before
both ways up the hill
while paddling in a boat
While finding food for their family
While fighting armies
To viewers from the future, this is what people in quarantine are watching
This is gold
Damn
Do u like snake too
yea i hope yt still is popular in the future
You guys still having qurantine?
Apparently, our ancestors would have to go through this pain and surviving from these monsters in order to go school and attend their classes.
And if we all don’t go to school, we would be living the same way our ancestors once lived. I wonder what’s harder, studying or competing against tiger and lions for food?
@@snorlax9409 definitely actually surviving cause we were never competitors to tigers and lions or other monthers that lived back then XD we defended ourselfs against them but I do believe humans ESPECIALLY EARLY HUMANS who didn't group in massive enough groups would hunt smaller animals, kill them, eat them and find shelter. I also don't think they stayed in one place due to potential drop in animals and being discovered by predators so Constantly moving, Looking for food and making sure you survive is harder then suffering through math but still being able to have a bed you can sleep on and food you can eat.
in the snow...
I randomly picked this creature to study in 4th grade 3 years later this gets recommended
That’s false
I'm a native of Borneo island and it's a norm for us hearing the story of a giant snake as big as the trunk of a coconut tree being found by our local hunters in a remote jungle.
Ok, but its not Titanoboa. They’ve been extinct 50+ million years
@@Brody9592 Duh. We can imagine better how enormous Titanoboas would be if a modern snake could be as thick as a coconut tree trunk.
Titanboa: *exist*
_GUCCI want to know your location_
_Louis Vuitton want to know your location_
_YSL want to know your location_
_MK want to know your location_
Also Titanboa: *Mamba out*
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Mambo 6, going dark
Let’s be real, these mega predators would be hunted to extinction is 5 seconds. No way humans let them keep hanging around
I can imagine the entire world just hunting for these *a10 noises*
@Earth Thank you, mama Earth for choosing us to them jk hahaha
If it appears in china they'll eat it already
No offense doe
@@msmrzedme How does that not cause offense though? I know it's a joke, but that's just low dude.
@Earth now that's scary hahaha
Let’s be real here the Titanoboa would probably live in Australia
Albert Einstein I doubt. It was not venomous.
Australia is just where lucifer keeps all his pets
It sucks to have to live in Australia for me then.
Or probably Malaysia cuz I live there and it’s upper hot I wouldn’t even wanna go out and play with my friends
Albert Einstein just being realistic here
You need more than temperature to bring back conditions that allowed them to be so large, Our current atmosphere is not as oxygenated as it once was.
If Titanaboa existed now
'Introducing a range of leather handbags and other products made out of pure Titanaboa skin starting at only $10000.
Xd
Facts I’m your 69 likes
😂
LMAO
It would be twice as expensive as Louis Vuitton and Gucci
What if Titaniboa didn't go extinct?
Head news: Florida man tries to attack a Titanoboa after doing 10 push-ups
LoL 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chances are Florida man would win
😂😂😂😂👍👌🔥
when you realise life back then was a dark souls game
LMAO
And we complaining about Corona heh
Best comment you get my like and bro legit it was a dark souls game😂
Back then the boss music was the normal theme
Hahaha
There were MANY huge creatures a long time ago. The Sarcosuchus crocodile was over 40 ft long & weighted 8 tons. And also lived during the time of this very hot climate.
Sarcosuchus has been downsize, while the biggest found can grow up to 40 ft long, the avarage is just about 30 to 35+ ft
@@manganerd_69 oh yeah just about 30-35ft nothing major could take him out with my hands behind my back😂
Are these one of the animals my grandparents fought while on the way to school?
LMAO typical grandparents' stories.
My dad had to go throughcthe amazon and across 3 countries walking with no water and no sleep to get tp school
@@user-iz2uu3cb6u lol
IMAO- 😭💀💀
Hahahahaha yessss
What's scary is that we will never know the titanaboa's true size nor if the fossil we have of it was a fully grown adult specimen.
Imagine if that one was just a baby after it was born and didnt survive
@@Twak08 it is normal to be bigger than today,food back than was bigger everything was bigger,the cats was bigger...
Everyone afraid from snakes but the ultimate hunters are the cats... They just look so sweet and lovely but a sabertooth is big enought to handle this snake and way too fast for it!
@@krivjeto sabertooth can handle titanaboa? 🤣🤣 What r u smoking bro?
@@karteekkrishna1722 I wanted to say siberian tiger,but sabertooth also can eat it.
I mean jaguars eats anacondas and they are not even close to biggest cats,siberian tigers eat bears...Sabertooth is extinct but it was eating mamooths... And actually everything in his vincity.
Cats,the ultimate predetors!
You know that small tigers play whit snakes all the time because they are too fast,so their agility combined whit their brute force make titanboa just a meal...
@@krivjeto siberian tigers eats bears? 🤣🤣🤣, Definitely you have some awesome sense of humour bro, brown or black fcuks a siberian and we don't even need to talk about polar bear, sabertooth wouldn't even stand a fcuking chance against a mammoth and with titanaboa size no way any cat is capable of taking it down, I don't want to waste my time here, since i can understand from your comments, you are just fan boying cats in reality they can't even do shit against the ones you mentioned.
Titanoboa: we can make species go extinct, we can destroy ecosystem...
Humans: Thanks, but we already got that covered.
That part
LMAO
Faxx
Human Superiority! "Screams"
Faxt
Thanks for making this video, my grandpa told me about having to fight 5 of these giant snakes, up a mountain, in the snow, in the 300° F sun, barefoot and studying for his math test at the same time.
Snow in 300 degrees 🏴☠️
😂 Best Comment Ever!
😂😂😂lmao
Why is no one talking about how big the snakes eggs would be ?
You got a nice question there😂😂
then there would be a huge pan too, since humans are gonna cook it
Then get boavirus.
@@troll2637 yo mama
If the titanaboa is apart of the boa constrictor family they wouldn't lay eggs, boas give live births.
Imagine if this was in australia, the australians would prolly ride it
LMFAO MY MOM HAS AN AUSTRALIAN FRIEND AND I ASKED HIM THIS QUESTION AND HE SAID YES
May i know why people keep talking about australia?
@@seldamz515 because crocs and snakes are common there, to the point they frequently visits ppls home 😂
@Luke Skywalker Not something I would like to ride in my free time.
@@minasclone6326 they even have vents so if they get in they can get out so they dont have to chase it around
"Titanoboa's length reached 13 meters."
"What's that in American units?"
"2.3 giraffes."
...
americans will use anything except the standard system
@@notnoobie338 as an American I can agree
@@cdragon7583 Same fam.
@@notnoobie338 you'll never even realize how badly I wish we were taught what the rest of the world was. Ill look at my husband and be like "whats that equal in the bullshit I understand?!"
Not me waking up at half 3am after having a nightmare about being eaten by a huge snake. Now I’m watching this. Now I’m scaring myself even more. Very smart of me…
I’m already scared of a flying cockroach
I'm scared Even when it's not flying
SAME WHY DON'T CHINESE PEOPLE EAT COCKROACHES
Lmao haha
@@doge_gaming1953 wait umm thats kinda offensive...
same bruh
I can almost 100% guarantee that if Titanoboa still existed, _somebody_ in the reptile hobby would still try to keep and breed it.
Yeah I'd get one for my sister
@@Tsekerynic Coming to the conclusion that reptile keepers are just built different, lol.
2022 is closewww
Oh for sure. No doubt.
Indeed.. and sell it in a burger for added taste lol !!! ROFLOL ... Meanwhile... Kong went Apeshit and stretched the boas neck !! .. However .. Since We All Frikkin Know What Types Of Apes & Rats Live In The Hoogahh Boogahh Countries, Well, Logic Demands That It'd Feed The Frikkin Boa In the First Place, Right ??... Hey, Dont Knock My Idea, It'll Get Rid Of The Dammed Frikkin Breeds In Next To No Time... And Save The Rest Of Us having Them In Our Countries Moaning like rats and breeding worse...
So , Whatcha Reackon NeonPink ??...
It's just easy, bring a camera with you and record it. The cameraman never dies
A cameraman is a legend✌️
That joke is not funny anymore because it is cringey and overrated
@@ryangaming9659 i don't understand how it's cringey?
@@ryangaming9659 if it's cringey for you then it's fine. I still find it funny tho
@@ryangaming9659 then ignore it.. that's not much difficult, is it?
Note to self: If you ever go back in time to ancient animal times BRING A SHEILD THAT CAN WITHSTAND ANYTHING!!!
Basically Minecraft shield
@bluffgg LOL😂😂😂😂
Some dude with a ponytail would have this as a pet in Florida and then release it
🤣
🤣🤣
Why does that make so much sense 😩😩😩
Lmao
Dude with a ponytail🤣🤣😄👌🏻🙏🏻
after millions of years...
Living organisms on Earth: What if Humans Didn't Go Extinct?
Good idea for video ...but... scary
Who’s making the video? 😱
the other organisms will probably go extinct
@@kriss204 if we go they go out with us
Garbage would take over the world
Him: What if titanoba still existed??
2020: Say no more!!
Nonononononononononononononononono
This is seriously not okee dokee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA UNDERRATED COMMENR XD
Stop giving 2020 ideas
Vasuki Indicus was the largest snake that have ever existed on planet earth found in Gujrat, India.
Nah it was Blue Whale
The most dangerous Predator ever lived on Earth is Human.
Without modern technology or guns we would be close to the bottom of the food chain though
@@alfiekennedy1657 well we are more intelligent
@@alfiekennedy1657 Who developed those?
@@alfiekennedy1657 Every animal has their specific skill set, for humans it's our brain. That's why we are the most dangerous predator.
I would say I'm more scared of titanaboa
"Titanoboa is two girraffes tall" like I would know how tall a giraffe is...
@Solo Q a giraffe can’t be that tall because then I am taller then it 💀
@Solo Q lmaooo noooo
Two shaq's
@Solo Q that is 18 feet tall
@Solo Q yup
*This guy talks like humans are kind enough to let these "Threats" live if existed.*
Lmao yeah, we'd have killed them off faster than we did the Dodo.
My guy would you want these things alive, either way they are probably fucking hard to kill, id imagine the skin is rather thick.
They wouldn't stand a chance against Earth's greatest predators, us.
Yup because all viruses do is kill, takeover, overpopulate.
@@hiymecorp.258 We're not viruses and that argument is both old and stupid.
"What if Titanoboa didnt go extinct?"
Human: Simple, we'll do it ourselves
Thank you for your insight dear leader 🙏
Wonderful to see the cult branching out 🙏
LMAO each of these comments are 4 hours apart,well except this 1
The snake skin business would be booming
@@spiddyx2769 “would’ve” it would have been hunted to death in the 1800s lmao
"Theres a danger of Extinct animals coming back"
2020: *In the background writing down notes*
So true😂
Jurassic park team: “write that down, Write that down!”
@@chance3485 lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2021 may be worse lol
Not really tho. They wouldn't post a threath at all. The bigger they are, the easier it is for us to control it. That's why a virus like Covid is so hard to control.
my mans still giving 2020 ideas 🤦♂️
🤣🤣🤣 we dead asf the government bout to kills our asses
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Hahahaha yeah they are😂😂🤣🤣
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The only 1 channel everyone watch without skipping 👊💥....
ok
Their probably still go extinct, cause damn the amount of handbags, shoes, and other accessories you can make out of that one bigboy will be insane
sad
Yup they would get killed off regardless
Honestly I wouldn’t be too sad. These things are scary and I don’t like it 😂
@@althe4564 true their so scary
Such a petty argument 🤣
Imagine far into the future where the next dominant species talk about us humans and how we were the most dangerous species of all time. Feels weird, but I think that is actually possible.
Woah..Imagine😬
😂 I imagine same too
They might be saying that " human where hellhounds"
IMAGINE AAMANAKSJAKIAKAJWOAJSJSISISIS
We would have to be detained.
Would they be smarter than an average human tho
If Titanoboa didn't go extinct , one day that snake will become Bear Grylls's lovable dinner
Kuch bhi🤣🤣
Nice one bhai!!
😂👍
This is amazing 😂👍🏼
Lmao
It is a divine grace these creature no longer exist.
You mean evolution and science
@@Gx4packen If you want he means an Evolution that put us in that Lucky situation (the now). And this evolution is after all good for us. So it's certainly something in the rules maybe a divine grace because look at beautiful things like coincidence.
There's probably scarier things in the undiscovered part of the ocean
Sorry, but nah. We must have discovered all of the big species of fish by now. Due to the pressure (maybe idk if pressure would affect or not) and lack of food, it's impossible a big leviathan creature exists in the unexplored ocean
@@santialterman3066 how is it impossible?
@@santialterman3066 what u know in this year2021, scientists said that only 5 percent of sea is discovered, there's still 95 percent of undiscovered sea where people still doesn't have the technology to explore there,so its not impossible event the giant octopus is still exist just do some research
Absolutely correct, we qint know shit about deep oceans
@@santialterman3066 wrong a huge percentage of the ocean is still undiscovered cuz its that big n proven
Humans: So glad there aren't any titanoboa right now!
Titanoboas: So glad humans never existed with us.
such an underrated comment.
They'd go extinct again so fast, it's kinda sad
@@emoment1088 expectation vs reality😂
@@emoment1088 Cool
I'd be all for hunting the things to endangered or extinction, we don't need ridiculously deadly snakes dangering us or the food chain.
“The largest snake in the world” my ex
lmaoooooooooooooo
LMAOAOAOOO 😭😭
Noice
ouch
Oof
That'd be so awesome of some of these extinct creatures were still around. Just to observe them in their habitat -from far away.
Titanoboa : exists
Australians: I’ve seen this one before
😭
LOL I’m not even Australian and I’m laughing my butt off
LMFAO I ROLLED 😭✨✨
we’re just a different breed of people
Other people: What do you mean you've seen this? It's brand new!
HUMANS: what a beast.
TITANOBOA: I'm still a kid compared to you.
True
:>
12 year old girls: “so deep😢”
MR. E V E R Y T H I N G
Yeah. They can’t make nukes or Guns like we can
:-)
man I've gotta find some music to vibe during my studies. UA-cam: hey you wanna see big snek
Lmaoo 😭😭
lmao same
I recommend WetVibes
literally me rn
Ayo what's up brother
Smart move going woke at the end of the video so I didn't thumbs down too early.
lets be honest, there's no way in hell are they gonna be a threat. humans would just find a way to kill it and maybe some will keep it as a pet or be put in a zoo. before you know it theyre gone for good.
Zoo is not enough to hold titanoboa I heard that the titanoboa skeleton that scientist find is a baby
@@loganekspo8063 bro we humans can make anything and when i say it we can we can easily kill them even with the teachnology we got rn ez pz
@It’s Meh lol we will make it soon bud and i think its already madr
Rocking BY so would humans be able to kill a titanaboa if they lived all over the world no not even humans can kill them fast enough
Rocking BY titanaboa was like a king in the past
Modern Titanoboa: **tries to exist**
Every human ever: YOU COULD USE THAT FOR BAGS AND OTHER SHIT
That's true
It's all about the money
Lol
we are so sad
Nice reference
2021: Kong vs Godzilla
2022: Titanoboa vs Kronosaurus
Should be a movie hands down
You can watch boa vs anaconda first
2023 Corona Vs Spanish flu
@MR BLUE ?
ill delete my comment if u want i dont mind
@@Dolorespivaral underrated
Ig we time traveling now 😂
Answer: humans would make it go extinct
@tankdempsey14 *UNLIMITED MILITARY BUDGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
These animals need freedom
Yes.
Humans are op af
I was looking for this comment
Imagine chilling in your apartment on the highest floor and seeing this thing looking at you from the window.
I would get a knife and throw it into the things eyes or atleast try too
😶😬
@@Uaveatz2 I'd throw the whole apartment away, lol. Legit would be terrified.
I will be paralyzed for a sec
i want to know what would it take to kill it. Would a automatic work? How about a rpg?
If Titanoboa didn’t go extinct, my friend will be disappointed. She’s still be the biggest snake in this world,
Keywords: she and friend
Me: bro did you get friendzoned
You're all drunk, go home
That's alot of damage
That's a lot of damage.
But seriously what happened?
💀
Riddle: it lives In dark swamps
Shrek: *NoNoNoNoNo*
🤣🤣🤣
Get out me S W A M P
LMAO
This is underated so much
Lmao 😂🤣
"What if Titanoboa never went extinct?"
Cloning companies: Write that down!
You’re on to something
ye
sh*t, he just have to give them ideas.
I read clothing at first and it still made sense lmao
Already did that.. and a shit more other nasties ready to do the continiual required jobs... hey.. its a freee bee large scale answer.. but only on loan .. pendabillity a preference...
"Titanoboa lived in hot climates."
Me, an Asian who lives near the equator: Guess I'll die
India???
Also you: Mmm dinner
@@eklavyayaduraj4722
Malaysia too,its fricking hot over there
Asia is located in temperate zone think about tropical region
Philippines?
Now he replaced by Vasuki Indicus of India🗿
Narrator: "Would humans survive?"
Human: *Laughs in deforestation and oil spills*
Every teacher and government teaches kids that humans are ruining the earth
But they never reach how can he fix it
@@abcdsikhao5331 , oil spilling is easy to avoid with extra care and stuff. However, its hard to avoid deforestation. Trees are VERY useful, but they grow too slow.
@@nuzayerov everything you can do with a Tree, you can replicate Hemp
But we didn't start like that tho so we wouldn't be here since our ancestor wouldn't even made it through
@@nuzayerov just grow a tree farm Minecraft style lol
'People in Brazil would need to surround their homes with electric fences'.
Dude, we already have to do that without the snakes...
why bro
In this times, we even need to use electric fences on the electric fences
@@gamerknight1615 crime pretty common in south and Central America in El Salvador my houses do aswell
@TheAnax 11
*I HATE YOU🤦♂️...*
*(I feel like vomiting🤢🤒😷.)*
*I should've been warned when I saw 'Gore'.*
@BeastW Oh...
“what if the titanoboa snake didn’t go extinct?”
luxury brands: hold my bag
gimme that skin
Top comment
Gimme that premium skin
@@tristanplayz3180 yep 😋😋
Can I get a luggage set
Awesome video!
Later in Australia : “scientist finds an ancient snake “
Wouldn’t be surprised cuz it’s 2020 and it’s Australia
You mean "scientists eaten by ancient snake."
me who live in Australia: awww so cute. whos a cute titanaboa??
the ded muffin me an Australian running away as fast as I can or if I have a gun shooting it
@@hellodarkness5644 I-
“Would humans survive if these monsters still existed?”
Humans: **Laughs in disregard for nature **
50 cal go brrrrrrrr
nuke:Imma end this man whole career
@@chowzhexiang5169 Tactical Nuke Incoming!
True humans never respected nature and its strength
@The Krimson Kommander dude i heard the length of the snake and said outloud.
"any hillbilly with a 50cal could kill that"
and being honest, any hillbilly could probably take it down with their elk/bear hunting gun, if they could get a few well placed shots
Largest snake right now is vasuki indicus found in gujarat india
Now I learned that Giraffe is an imperial unit to measure gigantic things.
83 burgers 😎
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Imperial units are just conseptually so hard you end up using football field, giraffes and whatever else to explain size of thing. If they just said this 13m long can easily tell how much it is.
@@KimmoHintikka it was a joke, stop explaining this things pleasee
classic americans
Someone give that man a script and a filming crew, let's make this movie happen! Titanoboa VS Kronosaurus
"if you laid two giraffes next to the titanoboa, they would both be dead ASF"
You ain't lying
Facts.
🤣
Lmaoooo
No. I doubt it
Titanoboa: I have big belly
Humans: We have nukes
Kronosaurus: I have teeth
Humans: We have aircraft carriers
Corona
we have corona
Kronosaurus: I have teeth
Chinese: I see more meat for my family
Lame
Ooohhhh,sick baauuurrrnnn
So glad he didn't forget to mention the snake is taller then 2 giraffes lmfao. Really put it into perspective
Well america built different
fake facts
Animals would evolve not go extinct!
@@mrsaygaming5750 They evolve, for sure, but the former species go extinct. Extinction is when there are no more individuals of certain family or species alive anywhere in the world.
Imperial system lmao
i really enjoyed this video - the information and visuals were top-notch! but honestly, i can't help but wonder if having a Titanoboa around today would be a disaster for the ecosystem. like, can you imagine the fear of going for a hike in the jungle knowing there's a giant snake lurking? not sure if we could handle that kind of wildlife!
“Could humanity survive, or would it be the end of us?” The only thing killing humanity is humans. We’re too smart for our own good
This again. It seems like nature is just too smart. Who else but humans can take care of humans?.. The food chain would be missing a vital piece. Our intelligense brings it to full circle. So, the "Destructive nature of humans" Seems like smart design. Also, while we are at it, you do know that a lot of species would extinct themselves if not for their population regulation provided by other animals... Learn nature, it is complex but beautiful. But it is also, so very misunderstood.
"Smart" is a strong word. I would choose "capable".
@@psyclone8614 we are literally the most intelligent creatures to ever walk the earth so I think smart is ok in this situation
@@jacksonschanneljohannsen6478 if humans went extinct, then the planet would really just continue. It’s nature after all
@psy clone we are at the top of the food chain and have done more than any other species. For Christ’s sake, we got so bored with surviving we started helping other animals and species. I would say we are more than capable.
You just KNOW someone would try to keep titanoboa as a pet and then release it.
yup... that would be me
@@annabruhidk1596 same- 💀
@@annabruhidk1596 what about the poor 3 and 4 year old children who are already killed by animals now
That probably me
me but i wouldnt release it, id make him a clifford type dog house and we'd be best friends (
Twist: Titanoboa was actually a herbivore and ate trees.
Yeah, including the trunks
did this nigga SAY TREES HAHAHAH SMH I CANT NO ANIMAL EATS TREES U MEAN BUSHES SLOW
@@lavontayford611 ya bum Issa a joke 💀
@@manny_tal There's always one.
Whole
When Tinoboa is dead Anaconda still here maybe there's still one giant snake hiding
and it will crap everyone’s day if it pops up
This is so scary to know something like this actually existed.
And that’s just not even the beginning of it
Leather
Its not
@@VadeBeingVade snake skin belts for years!
All life was huge before the flood. humans were giants back then. It would still be closer proportions to snakes these days
What if Titanoboa didn't go extinct..?
Humans: Hey look at my titanoboa prada bag and my titanoboa LV purse.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
If i think this is actually sad to read tho. but people here are replying with 'lol or lmao' I mean-
@@tingtingball2009 bro just stfu
@@tingtingball2009 u ain’t saying shit to the lizard skin bags tho
Looks like someone played the “Snake game in real life” with the Nokia 3310
God did. It's really obvious lol
:>
😂😂😂
Lmaoo
Lol😂😂
Titanoboa was here i would move into mcdonalds😂
I want to make giraffes as a measuring device now
I need a door. About a giraffe high and half a giraffe wide.
About the size of 4 washing machine
The americans. Avoiding the metric system using anything else
The comment above me is absolutely right
Hahahhahaahhahahaha
Titanoboa mentality: "I devour everything which crosses my path. I'm unmatched"
Human mentality: "If it bleeds it can be killed by all means"
If it can breathe it can bleed
Remind me of batman vs superman.
@@sweetjoker0813 more like predator
@@abhisheksikdar2329 man of culture
@@abhisheksikdar2329 yea same 😂
Fun fact, titanoboa is still smaller than current day blue whales.
And how is that fun😹😹
Every animalia ever were smaller than the blue whale. So far known from the fossil record, at least.
yea, and so does every organism ever exist
Thank god
that's fun indeed
2:00 remembered old snake game in samsung phone 😆lol
💀
"could we survive the titanoboa if it existed today?"
A10 Warthog: i think so
Me: what if it breeded with the trex..
BRRRRRT.
Of you hear it, you weren't the target.
brrrrrrrt brrrrrtrrt
@@theoceanisasoup7408 - A T-rex with a gatling gun coming out of it's chest sounds awesome!
@@LikeToWatch77 but instead of the gun it's a poison snake head shooting venom
"Imagine if titanoboa is underneath you're house just chillin"
"Anyways have a nice day"
The freezing temperatures where I live: are you sure about that
So I’m not getting a free back massage?
Your*
yelena tall af
Nice day?!I am going to have nightmares!
Coronasaurus:
2020: say less.
Omg NOOOOO WE DONT NEED NOTHING MORE CORONA HAS DONE ENOUGH 😞😟
You mean coronavairus
@@ctrl0407 you're as dumb as your username if you thought I was being serious
@@sudtharsshanmogan1607 OK enough I'm just gonna leave 1 evidence behind
I can pronounce either wow
12 second version of this video: “If this snake never went extinct we would all be dead and it would pretty much tear us to shreds and swallow buildings whole”.
Some say dinosaurs were the most dangerous animals, some say Titanoboa is the most dangerous animal but deep down we all know it's HUMANS.
@ShadowKnight8 The fact is a titanoboa could kill a person very easilly. Not one, not two, but many.
Obviously, I'm talking about a kill from an ambush (like snakes do today), or even face to face if the human isn't "properly armed".
But the reason why humans are dominating this planet to a much higher degree than any other species ever (presumably?),
is not just because of our intelligence, perserverance, adaptability, and endurance, but because we are innately vengeful creatures.
If something kills our fellow humans, we group up and hunt that thing down. If a certain species is a constant danger to our safety, we procedurally exterminate it, or at least wipe out it's local population. Case in point, there used to be lions in Europe, populating lands from Balkans to Transcaucasia- they were still around up to 4th century AD, as humans were systematically hunting them down until they disappeared entirely...
Oh stop it. Humans are not always powerful ya know? In fiction we nearly went extinct because of robots that hunted us down because we treated them badly.
We nearly went extinct because of alien race called the flood.
We nearly went extinct cause of various fantasy monsters wanting us dead.
We probably don't bloody exist in the damn WH40K universe. Nor scorn.
And much more. That line is overused and edgy.
Humans are the most powerful thing ever. Tell that to the many aliens they exist. And humanity nearly went extinct when a GIGANTIC MARKER WAS BLOODY CREATED AND BROUGHT UPON DOOMSDAY! So no were not always powerful.
@@zcgamerandreacts2762 you're talking about fiction, we're talking about the real world here. sure that might happen since there are more than one universe in the world and aliens would exist, but look at all what humanity is created- its the one thats taking up the world
people make fictional stories for content, and of course some of it would be against humanity but thats just it; the stories find a way for the humans to either co-exist with what theyre dealing with or defeat what theyre against at
i dont know what point im trying to do here but humans are powerful and one wrong step to invention we could end this world
Humans can appear as snakes too. 🐍
@@zcgamerandreacts2762 I have no idea where you read that humans are all-powerful, definitely nowhere in my comment. The extent of human power is that "humans are dominating this planet to a much higher degree than any other species ever (presumably?)", quote from my comment. These are facts. We are on the top of the food chain. Now the degree to which we "conquered" nature or at least modify it to our liking is probably higher than any other animal's ever, and the extent of our influence is only matched by how we modified it is that we destroy it, more or less. So yeah, we aren't perfect, not even close, and I never claimed otherwise lol
People: this Titanoboa is scary af
Titonoboa: The master of Slither I.O
The Titanoboa totally uses the op circle move 😔
LMAO FR
LMAOO
Titanoboa was too big it touched the red line 🥺
i thought ud eat it
Him: what’s the biggest snake in the world
Me: titanoboa
Him: anaconda
Me: 👁👄👁
Just Some Alien With Internet Access yeah
its actually reticulated python but that doesn’t sound cool
Just Some Alien With Internet Access lmaooo😭
the nerds: boa constructior
@@rishabhdagar162 By mass the green anaconda is considered to be the world's largest snake however the reticulated python does have a longer body.
Scary Fact: the titanaboa is so big and remember how the reader said that it used to hide in dark swamps but the ocean is really massive and darker the deeper you go so is it possible it’s hibernating and that’s why not that much skeletons have been found
Title : What If Titanoboa Snake Didn't Go Extinct?
Humans : "Hold my SPEAR"
more like: GIVE MY SPEAR
More like HOLD MY GUN
American be like: give me my guns
@@TOFU-gh7bo If Titanaboa showed up today...the world would want their guns.
@@amonuisti4392 lol
Random fact: *grasshoppers have ears in their bellies*
Wait what 😭✋
So your telling me they can hear their food going down their anus and all that diarrhea stirring up in their. How discussing that can be for a poor insect-
@@user-ji7ex9in9o did you mean distressing?
What😂😂
.......ok
Why is no one talking about how these animals got extinct?
Our dudes ain't getting no p**sies.
ran out of animals or sumn idk tf
Maybe the same giant fucking meteor that killed the dinosaurs
The titanoboa got extinct bc the planet’s temperature drastically changed about them(high temperatures helped them grow to colossal size)and then they kind of “evolved” into anacondas and pythons,smaller body but able to exist in today’s temperatures,don’t know about the other tho😅
Earth used to have much higher oxygen levels, helping most animal species grow to insane sizes.
Who knows, titanoboas still might be chilling somewhere in Australia, staying hidden from the Australians.
Titanoboa: likes hot climate
Philippines: *uh, nevermind.*
*Chuckles* we’re in danger-
yup I live in Philippines and this why we dont want this snake to live
starligh game me too that’s why I never go out of my house because in our village there’s tons of snakes here-
hunters will hunt that snKe
Tell that to the desert
“What would happen if the Titanboa snake didn’t go extinct?”
The End.
Actually, it wouldn't be such big of a deal, they would probably go extinct anyway, since their size wouldn't allow them to hide and humans are way too powerful with technology and teamwork.
Nah really nothing would happen.
@@Snoo29293 people are hardly powerful with teamwork but it would be technology that would drive it to extinction
@@Snoo29293 if it was still alive then there is no modern day
@@souna5755 nope, nothing would really change, it's just an animal.
The wildlife when these guys came around: “damn this new update is broken.”
😂😂lolol
just like minecraft
Lol
how much the new pack cost though
Lmao😂😂😂
Now, the largest snake is "Vasuki indicus"
What if titanaboa exists
2020: hmm not a bad idea
2020: hmm 300 people like this idea maybe I'll do it on Halloween :D
no dont give 2020 ideas
jesus.....I guess it's time to commit the s word
Stop
2020: We will name it "the great devourer," and it will live near urban towns.
@W1ND General I’ve seen you in some other comments, and it seems you are a man of culture, from a greater era.