As a Prime member, I am grateful for the work that you do. It is almost like I complete the order and 3 seconds later it is at my door where the delivery driver is apologizing for the 2 second delay with me not caring if it arrived next week.
I LOVE my UPS driver. I live on a dead-end gravel road. He pulls up, backs into my driveway, and waits for my two monster livestock guardian dogs to come greet him. Brings them dog biscuits every time. And he carries any large package up to my porch, even when I go out to meet him. Awesome guy.
Yes, it it often the individual driver. I've had great luck with the Amazon Prime delivery with a girl who finds a dry spot on the porch on rainy days and waves to my cat if she sees him. At a cousin's house, they had the driver who put the package on the porch, took the picture, then took the package back to his car. Lucky they have the video doorbell.
Same! Our first guy was scared of our goofball LGDs, but our current one loves them and complimented me on how nice they were. I think being more rural may make a big difference.
I was JUST on the point of typing, "Y'all left out DHL!" - when DHL showed up. In February. Yep. That's accurate. I should never have doubted you. Merry Christmas, y'all! May all your cast iron pans be well-seasoned and delivered to you by Nana, or whatever you call your Granny!
I laughed out loud so hard when Santa USPS was crammming that present into the stocking. I knew that was going to be the gag, because I have firsthand experience with this. But I laughed out loud anyway. 😂😂😂
Same! What time they don't jam it in the pull up close to your house and fling it. Or twice I've had them open up my car door and just put it inside and then they got offended and chewed me out when I called them an told them that's not how the world works.
@@SpamMom they have done that to me. Just put it in my car. Then left a note, in my mailbox, that my package was in my car. Um, no! Don’t open my car. I keep it locked now. Now they honk excessively. Still waiting on one my husband’s presents that says was delivered a week ago. And I finally got one of my son’s presents on a Friday when it said it was delivered that previous Monday.
The sad USPS elf that cried about the cookies and the tired Santa who only gets a short break makes me realize how much we need to appreciate these workers who are often overworked and still do an amazing job bringing us presents and things we need. Especially during difficult times, helping us to stay safe.
Bringing us presents? You have the things you need delivered? That is not what this is about. And just before new year they all come ringing at the door getting their extra private bonus! But you are right in not to generalize. In some cases we know, from actual human contact, our delivery men and women and the garbage collectors. And yes, they get some Euro's from us at the end of the year. If it weren't for Corona they'd get a handshake and a hug too.
Yea my USPS person is lazy and entitled and my UPS person was caught stealing. FED EX NEVER gets the right address. Poor amazing dude is picking up ALL the slack at my house.
My USPS carrier is wonderful, and a Marine vet. UPS, on the other hand, just took two weeks to deliver an electric blanket to me. And my heat was out. The delivery date on the tracking kept getting extended by two days. My blanket enjoyed it's stay in Illinois, apparently.
I once commented to a delivery person. (UPS or FedEx, can’t remember) I told her “we can track you better than Santa Claus”. Without missing a beat, she came back with “I AM Santa Claus”. Freaking great!
FedEx throwing a package into a ravine made me laugh. I live way in the woods, 3/4 of a mile from anyone else. FedEx has a tendency to just stop and drop at some point on the drive in, especially in winter, which we have in Northern New England. My last box got left 300 yards from my home on a stone pillar. Other times, I have found packages just dropped in the road. Luckily, so far I seem to have found all of them.
I showed this to my MIL who came over while holding her Kindle. When "Prime" asked Alexa to play Jingle Bells the Kindle obliged and the MIL had a hard time getting it to shut up.
When the Amazon deliverer said "Alexa, play Jingle Bells" the Amazon Dot on my computer desk at home announced it was going to play the song. I think my wife is still laughing.
Literally just got an email from USPS tracking that says "Your package is moving within the USPS network and is on track to be delivered by the expected delivery date. It is currently in transit to the next facility." Translation: it hasn't been scanned since you dropped it off at the post office. It's either still at your local office or it's in Guam.
FedEx somehow lost a 4ft painting of ours. A week with no updates. Called. Was told it was lost. Company called, was told it was gone forever. Offered for it to be repainted. Y’all. That night the tracker updated to freaking Ellenwood GA 😂
I laughed SO hard! Your FedEx portrayal was PERFECT! I purchased something that at last count, had been "on a truck for delivery " 13 times, but has still not arrived at my address. I'm glad I'm not the one that one. Thanks! Oops! I just heard another 🔔 bell.
I had that same problem with FedEx- and my package needed a signature. Do they think I don't have a life and an stay home all day for multiple days in a row?
My recent experience was 'Out for delivery' early in the morning, and by 9PM that evening "We don't know where your package is." The other was "Out for delivery," 2:22pm Delivered," "2:24pm Delivery is delayed for up to 24 hours," "7:00PM Merchandise is missing; packaging was damaged and discarded." The next day, it was "processing" at the local hub and has been for over a week. On the other hand, it is sort of fun watching my package travel to and fro across the country like a lost knight errant.
@@Aethelgeat, I have had that happen to me as well. I still am unsure why a package from California made its way to Illinois through Arizona, Texas, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Ohio, Chicago, and then Des Moines before arriving on the Illinois western border. I also love watching my package move between UPS and USPS. USPS acquire and delivered the package, but it was ferried across several hundred miles on a UPS truck. That has occurred several times.
DHL delivered a package to my back porch a couple of days ago. Random man’s name on it and a different address than my house. Turned out to be a new neighbor farther up the road.
DHL literally lost or never updated 5/5 packages and then seem to have lost one of the reships of those 5 in the month of November, I have no clue why anyone uses them for anything
Adam as USPS is spot on. They are always trying to shove packages into our mailbox that don't fit. Our UPS deliverers will park on the street and walk all the way up to our door and put the packages right next to the door. I also didn't know that DHL was still a thing. I couldn't tell you the last time I saw a DHL delivery truck.
Placing packages at the door is helpful, unless it is a heavy package and the cheap screen door will warp if it is pushed too hard trying to scoot the package away.
Our USPS and UPS guys are awesome! Our mailbox is over a half mile from the house, and our postal carrier has brought boxes up to the house many times when they are a live shipment of fish or plants. I didn't think DHL was a thing either until a package got lost for a week in their hands and ended up on the other side of Georgia for a couple of days.
I wish my old USPS guy would shove the package in, my guy before covid I once had a package that needed a signature, instead of coming to my door (I was home all day because I knew that package was coming) marked as undeliverable and return to sender. Thankfully my current guy is a younger nice guy and if the package doesn't fit in the box will bring it to my door.
Lol. I didn't have my glasses on and didn't see the logos on the shirt. That was ok though, I got them right without them. The "every time a bell rings, a package is thrown into a ravine" line cracked me up. My spouse is going to love this video! Merry Christmas Y'all🎄👟🎅😎
Loved it! You must never mention the name "Alexa" in videos again ... I started to hear mine play Jingle Bells after that clip. Poor DHL, someone on staff probably has first hand experience with the extreme lateness (but at least it arrived). Merry Christmas to all!
IMO, them saying it to trigger people's devices was part of the joke. Unlike TV shows/commercials, which seem to have the sound byte added to a blacklist at Amazon.
Just missed one thing with UPS. I've had packages that were labeled to arrive within 7 days and they get to the facility 3 miles from my house in 2 days and they sit there for 4 days before being handed off to USPS to deliver. One time I went to the facility to try and get an item right after it got there and was told it was already on a truck for the post office, and yes, that truck didn't travel that 1 mile to the post office for another 3 days.
Another fun one with UPS is that they had delivered my packages to the wrong address. One of them they change the delivery address and had a person who's name wasn't even close to mine. Called about it. Got told to just reorder it.....item wasn't replaceable.
Yup. Been there done that. Also their building is really and truly only open for 1 hour in the evening all day. There is often no one around during that hour too
You nailed it. USPS will jam things into my mailbox, even folding boxes, just to not have to drop them on my porch. DHL has not once delivered a package to me on time. I've had FedEx have things "out for delivery" just to vanish for a month. Funny enough, I've had UPS be about perfect and their delivery people went out of their way to make me happy. Laughed my tail off.
I loved the USPS guy shoving the present in the stocking. Coming back to that repeatedly was a great effect. I laughed harder each time. Yesterday I had to work hard to get several packages out of my mailbox. There must be a continuing education course on shoving packages into a mailbox that postal workers take. 😂
I HATE that! They'll cram something into the mailbox that clearly should be delivered "front door/porch." They've delivered items in the mailbox that were clearly marked "do not bend." The items were bent to fit and also to acommodate the regular mail. AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! 😬🤯
Y'all nailed it! This might be your funniest one yet!!!!!! ahahahaha I mailed a congratulations card to my brother & his wife for the birth of their son. I was told that it took years to arrive! (USPS, of course...) My mother began sending anything she sent to him UPS because USPS lost everything that went from here to that particular city from my particular city, or apparently (according to him), everything that went from his city to mine. If I mail (USPS) my former MIL (still love her!!), it is there the next day. If I mail someone next door? Three days!! LOL
It's so true, especially with the USPS cramming that gift into the stocking. One time they stuffed a package into my mailbox and I had a heck of a time extricating it. My front stoop is not THAT far from the mailbox!
I've had to cut things out of the mailbox when it's been those appt mailboxes where they open the whole front & then you open a smaller door to get your mail? there is a slight lip on those & when the cram it in something tight enough it won't get over the lip.
DHL, where the motto is: better late than never. And they put them in at the right spot in the video. I think the actor must have worked at DHL at some point, he appeared to comfortable with the role, and not over exaggerating it like the others.
Can't. Stop. Laughing!!!!!! I think I stopped breathing I'm laughing so hard!!! Holy buttered biscuits y'all got this so spot on!!!!! Every single one I've dealt with this year. I think I've gotten to know my neighbors better this year than the past 11 as I've delivered so much USPS mail to them that ends up in my box... the folks who lived her over 12 years ago tho, not sure what to do I'm getting sick of putting return to sender on someone elses bills. My USPS mailbox is the biggest one they sell 12 inches tall 20 inches deep and 10 inches wide. I was sick to death of crushed, soaked, dropped on the ground in front of the box mail.
If Canada Post was in this, the only moment with them would've been seeing their sleigh fly by the house just long enough to drop a Missed Delivery notice before immediately taking off without knocking or anything.
Remember to give something in return to all these hardworking delivery personnel, the clerk at your store etc. Even if its a small package of homemade cookies. Their hard work goes unappreciated everyday.
Hi, Miss Alma. You & I are subscribed to all the same DIYer channels (I always see you in the comments section.) Funny that we're both on this channel too. I guess UA-cam must recommend the same type of videos when you watch certain UA-camrs. Anyway, Merry Christmas 😊🎄
I've been wrasslin' for a month with delivery people, and every one of these scenes cracks me up! 😊 The truth can make us laugh if we just take a step back from it!
Switch UPS and USPS and you would be closer to the truth. Our Post Office just throws packages in the back room and never tells you unless you come looking.
I always love when they rummage around for 5 minutes and then come back out to say it must be out on the truck for delivery. This is of course when you are holding the slip that says you must go to post office to sign for the package.
I live in a small condo complex and we play musical packages every week, throughout the entire year. Hey - it’s one way to get to know your neighbors 😂. Well done, and oh so accurate 👍
"Every time a bell rings, I throw a package in a ravine" I laughed so hard!! And the DHL Santa missing Christmas by two months is so "close to me. My packages have been held for so long by DHL.
The key chain thing literally happened with the gift my girlfriend sent me. Very lovely gift but….the box the box was sent in….was five times the size of the item. And yes, this little box was put in a huge box. I was worried the gift broke because of that but they put so much packing stuff inside that…well I guess it survived! For those wondering, it was a Alice in Wonderland themed tiered cake plate. The art is very gorgeous and my girlfriend knows I do a lot of Alice themed paintings as of late, particularly one I did of us recently. And I love tea which a tiered cake plate is something always welcome to join my tea parties.
Gotta defend UPS just a bit - our driver is AWESOME, always has treats for our farm dogs. The Ellenwood bit had us rolling - we had food stuck there for 2 days last week, no explanation from FedEx how 2day turned into 5. Meanwhile FedEx will randomly leave packages 1/2 mile from the house. One Amazon driver arrived with an actual AIR HORN he blew repeatedly from inside the truck. Our pets were hiding under couches and beds when I ran outside with my hands over my ears because he continued even after seeing me. He literally threw my package at me through the half raised window before taking off. 😑
USPS is spot on lol ! Out of all of them I think UPS is the best FedEx always delivers my packages to the wrong house. Prime is creepy and DHL is just lost.
And what is funnier is We had both DHL and UPS stop by our house tonight to drop off packages. And Amazon I am still waiting for my item. This is the fourth delivery date you have given me on a single item. Just deliver it already.
Next dayed a USPS item from Georgia to Ohio. It took 3 days to get to Ohio and then toured around Cincinnati (not my city) for a week on various delivery trucks. Now it's back at the original distribution center. I'm glad I paid extra.
Many years ago, my BF worked the conveyor belt at UPS in Texas & they found Mary Lou Retton's wedding photo book just cruising the belt!! It had fallen out of a damaged box & they didn't know which one! (apparently many boxes get damaged)
Great video and stellar concept! But I would make one small change. You forgot that everything FedEx delivers that weighs more than one pound is usually destroyed in shipping. I don't mean damaged, I mean destroyed. Other than that, great job! And the DHL guy at the end? Spot on!!!
For me it's: USPS - Sunday? Hahaha I mean we attempted.....hows about a Monday 7am delivery text/FEDEX: Kentucky? How about a multi state journey?/ UPS: Here! Neat and timely!/ Amazon: Follow the driver 3 stops away! Me: This feels like spying on the poor worker.
Today UPS left my Christmas present in the driveway in the dirt and snow right on top of my husband's tire tracks so that when he pulled out he would run over my Christmas present. My porch was three steps away!
Sooo funny! Especially the USPS & Amazon. Coupons, cramming packages, sorry I missed you (although you’re home) & excessive packaging (or the opposite with lots of loose heavy leaky items together). 🤣
USPS trying to shove an oversized package into a normal sized mailbah-I mean stocking was spot on. Like “I don’t care how much hard work, effort, and time it takes to destroy this thing just so long as I don’t have to get out of my truck.” Then they realize there’s a second package and have to get out anyway.
"Seven second break is up". As an Amazon employee I felt that.
As a Prime member, I am grateful for the work that you do. It is almost like I complete the order and 3 seconds later it is at my door where the delivery driver is apologizing for the 2 second delay with me not caring if it arrived next week.
@@autistic-lutheran-carnivore Yes! What ever happened to the no rush shipping option?
@@autistic-lutheran-carnivore I’m a driver and I appreciate that you appreciate us. It makes the whole thing worth while.
@@katherinep1010 yes! I want that $1 break! Lol
Amazon has been amazing mostly!
I LOVE my UPS driver. I live on a dead-end gravel road. He pulls up, backs into my driveway, and waits for my two monster livestock guardian dogs to come greet him. Brings them dog biscuits every time. And he carries any large package up to my porch, even when I go out to meet him. Awesome guy.
Yes, it it often the individual driver. I've had great luck with the Amazon Prime delivery with a girl who finds a dry spot on the porch on rainy days and waves to my cat if she sees him. At a cousin's house, they had the driver who put the package on the porch, took the picture, then took the package back to his car. Lucky they have the video doorbell.
My mail lady is like that. She's so sweet. She's been talking about retiring and I'm dreading it.
I love our ups driver. He leaves treats for our dogs
My LGD loses his composure and squeals like a puppy at our usual postal carrier. But he swears loudly from the window at FEDEX and UPS. 🙄
Same! Our first guy was scared of our goofball LGDs, but our current one loves them and complimented me on how nice they were. I think being more rural may make a big difference.
I was JUST on the point of typing, "Y'all left out DHL!" - when DHL showed up. In February. Yep. That's accurate. I should never have doubted you. Merry Christmas, y'all! May all your cast iron pans be well-seasoned and delivered to you by Nana, or whatever you call your Granny!
They saved the best for last.
I LOST IT when DHL FINALLY showed up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol DHL is slower than a turtle but the same pace as media mail lmao.
@@JadeCampbell40 When I see a seller on Ebay has sent something by Media Mail, I'm all, like, "well, maybe I'll see it by the next Blue Moon."
Which is weird, because all my stuff from Japan comes via DHL and it’s twice as fast as any other carrier…
I laughed out loud so hard when Santa USPS was crammming that present into the stocking. I knew that was going to be the gag, because I have firsthand experience with this. But I laughed out loud anyway. 😂😂😂
Same! What time they don't jam it in the pull up close to your house and fling it. Or twice I've had them open up my car door and just put it inside and then they got offended and chewed me out when I called them an told them that's not how the world works.
So much this. The DHL was too true too.
@@SpamMom they have done that to me. Just put it in my car. Then left a note, in my mailbox, that my package was in my car. Um, no! Don’t open my car. I keep it locked now. Now they honk excessively. Still waiting on one my husband’s presents that says was delivered a week ago. And I finally got one of my son’s presents on a Friday when it said it was delivered that previous Monday.
They will do *anything* not to get out of the mail truck.
same
The sad USPS elf that cried about the cookies and the tired Santa who only gets a short break makes me realize how much we need to appreciate these workers who are often overworked and still do an amazing job bringing us presents and things we need. Especially during difficult times, helping us to stay safe.
Bringing us presents? You have the things you need delivered?
That is not what this is about. And just before new year they all come ringing at the door getting their extra private bonus!
But you are right in not to generalize. In some cases we know, from actual human contact, our delivery men and women and the garbage collectors. And yes, they get some Euro's from us at the end of the year. If it weren't for Corona they'd get a handshake and a hug too.
Yea my USPS person is lazy and entitled and my UPS person was caught stealing. FED EX NEVER gets the right address. Poor amazing dude is picking up ALL the slack at my house.
I work for the USPS and every time I get a goody given to me I cry…. It is really much appreciated.
@@amberwebb975 you guys keep the world together, you don't get nearly enough credit. I think all the time how hard you all work. It's so appreciated.
My USPS carrier is wonderful, and a Marine vet.
UPS, on the other hand, just took two weeks to deliver an electric blanket to me. And my heat was out. The delivery date on the tracking kept getting extended by two days. My blanket enjoyed it's stay in Illinois, apparently.
I once commented to a delivery person. (UPS or FedEx, can’t remember) I told her “we can track you better than Santa Claus”. Without missing a beat, she came back with “I AM Santa Claus”. Freaking great!
That's what "They" WANT you to believe.
FedEx throwing a package into a ravine made me laugh. I live way in the woods, 3/4 of a mile from anyone else. FedEx has a tendency to just stop and drop at some point on the drive in, especially in winter, which we have in Northern New England. My last box got left 300 yards from my home on a stone pillar. Other times, I have found packages just dropped in the road. Luckily, so far I seem to have found all of them.
What a bunch of inconsiderate hacks!
We actually had a FedEx driver throwing packages in a ravine, a few weeks ago, in Alabama.
I fucking love a game of find your shit.
OMG! I'm laughing so hard!
@@caroldenise9569 it happened twice.
As a USPS employee, the coupons really got me.
They get us too.
@@pawpawstew 🤣🤣🤣
I showed this to my MIL who came over while holding her Kindle. When "Prime" asked Alexa to play Jingle Bells the Kindle obliged and the MIL had a hard time getting it to shut up.
I was waiting for my Alexa to start playing. Guess she didn’t hear this one
Mine started too 😂
Mine did too 🤣 "Alexa, cancel."
When the Amazon deliverer said "Alexa, play Jingle Bells" the Amazon Dot on my computer desk at home announced it was going to play the song. I think my wife is still laughing.
Mine too 😂
Same here 😂
How many packages are you gonna throw into a ravine
FedEx: yes
Literally just got an email from USPS tracking that says "Your package is moving within the USPS network and is on track to be delivered by the expected delivery date. It is currently in transit to the next facility." Translation: it hasn't been scanned since you dropped it off at the post office. It's either still at your local office or it's in Guam.
FedEx somehow lost a 4ft painting of ours. A week with no updates. Called. Was told it was lost. Company called, was told it was gone forever. Offered for it to be repainted.
Y’all. That night the tracker updated to freaking Ellenwood GA 😂
If one of my packages is lost, it seems to always show in Ellenwood, GA on the tracker eventually.
@@AdamHoose Well, Delta already had dibs on Atlanta, so all FedEx had to be routed Atlanta Adjacent.
Is your last name romanian?
Braselton GA is a black hole for FedEx packages, btw.
It's always Ellenwood Georgia 😆. No updates for weeks and then suddenly it's there.
I laughed SO hard! Your FedEx portrayal was PERFECT! I purchased something that at last count, had been "on a truck for delivery " 13 times, but has still not arrived at my address. I'm glad I'm not the one that one. Thanks! Oops! I just heard another 🔔 bell.
I had that same problem with FedEx- and my package needed a signature. Do they think I don't have a life and an stay home all day for multiple days in a row?
My recent experience was 'Out for delivery' early in the morning, and by 9PM that evening "We don't know where your package is." The other was "Out for delivery," 2:22pm Delivered," "2:24pm Delivery is delayed for up to 24 hours," "7:00PM Merchandise is missing; packaging was damaged and discarded." The next day, it was "processing" at the local hub and has been for over a week. On the other hand, it is sort of fun watching my package travel to and fro across the country like a lost knight errant.
@@Aethelgeat, I have had that happen to me as well. I still am unsure why a package from California made its way to Illinois through Arizona, Texas, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Ohio, Chicago, and then Des Moines before arriving on the Illinois western border.
I also love watching my package move between UPS and USPS. USPS acquire and delivered the package, but it was ferried across several hundred miles on a UPS truck. That has occurred several times.
I kept thinking, "They're missing DHL, they're the worst!" I was not disappointed, lol.
DHL delivered a package to my back porch a couple of days ago. Random man’s name on it and a different address than my house. Turned out to be a new neighbor farther up the road.
DHL literally lost or never updated 5/5 packages and then seem to have lost one of the reships of those 5 in the month of November, I have no clue why anyone uses them for anything
oh god i HATE DHL
Anybody remember Airborne Express?
@@dalethelander3781 Before them was REA Express.
If the US simply sent UPS drivers to the Olympics for shot put, they'd win gold every single time
Have you rid the world of Satan Claus yet?
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Kevin as USPS cramming that stuff into the stockings had me literally laughing out loud!
If you don't have to get out, you're saving time!
Looked exactly like our rural mailbox looks when I go get the mail. I have not ideas of they manage to cram the mail in there?!?!?!?
House: has Google Home
Amazon: *And I took that personally*
Adam as USPS is spot on. They are always trying to shove packages into our mailbox that don't fit.
Our UPS deliverers will park on the street and walk all the way up to our door and put the packages right next to the door.
I also didn't know that DHL was still a thing. I couldn't tell you the last time I saw a DHL delivery truck.
Yep
Placing packages at the door is helpful, unless it is a heavy package and the cheap screen door will warp if it is pushed too hard trying to scoot the package away.
Our USPS and UPS guys are awesome! Our mailbox is over a half mile from the house, and our postal carrier has brought boxes up to the house many times when they are a live shipment of fish or plants.
I didn't think DHL was a thing either until a package got lost for a week in their hands and ended up on the other side of Georgia for a couple of days.
USPS is so wrong for trying to shove big packages into small boxes. It took me 15 minutes to get packages out of my box once. SMFH.
I wish my old USPS guy would shove the package in, my guy before covid I once had a package that needed a signature, instead of coming to my door (I was home all day because I knew that package was coming) marked as undeliverable and return to sender. Thankfully my current guy is a younger nice guy and if the package doesn't fit in the box will bring it to my door.
Every time a bell rings, I throw a package in a ravine! 😂
I laughed out loud after that part. Reminded me of reading that news article about how a bunch of Fed Ex packages were found like that.
I was waiting to see how you would work the ravine incidents in and really cracked up. Great job.
I love Matt's gleeful face. His big grin cracks me up!
"I'm the most what?"
"Papa Bezos only allows 180 characters."
"Everytime a bell rings...I throw a package in a ravine."
These skits were hilarious and spot on, but y'all really nailed it with DHL! Merry Christmas.
Lol. I didn't have my glasses on and didn't see the logos on the shirt. That was ok though, I got them right without them. The "every time a bell rings, a package is thrown into a ravine" line cracked me up. My spouse is going to love this video! Merry Christmas Y'all🎄👟🎅😎
That line made me double over.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I almost spilled my tea!
This is PERFECT! And SO TRUE, Y'ALL! I was SO hoping DHL would show up! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣DHL had me rolling! Hubby says DHL stands for day and a half late!
He showed up right on time as usual!
I was looking for DHL too 😂
Warning! Do not watch this on a bus. Unless you're ok with strangers looking at the guy laughing hysterically with headphones on.
Loved it! You must never mention the name "Alexa" in videos again ... I started to hear mine play Jingle Bells after that clip. Poor DHL, someone on staff probably has first hand experience with the extreme lateness (but at least it arrived). Merry Christmas to all!
IMO, them saying it to trigger people's devices was part of the joke. Unlike TV shows/commercials, which seem to have the sound byte added to a blacklist at Amazon.
My Alexa started playing Jingle Bells by Bing Crosby!😂
@@cheryltroyer1566 same here! 😂
My Alexa started a Frank Sinatra version! :)
When I first watched it, it set my MIL's phone off. I just got an echo show, so I had to tickle the dragon's tail. My Alexa went for a remix version.
Just missed one thing with UPS. I've had packages that were labeled to arrive within 7 days and they get to the facility 3 miles from my house in 2 days and they sit there for 4 days before being handed off to USPS to deliver. One time I went to the facility to try and get an item right after it got there and was told it was already on a truck for the post office, and yes, that truck didn't travel that 1 mile to the post office for another 3 days.
UPS has to literally drive past our house to get to the Post Office.
The girl who just retired would stop and drop it off, but the new driver won't.
Another fun one with UPS is that they had delivered my packages to the wrong address. One of them they change the delivery address and had a person who's name wasn't even close to mine. Called about it. Got told to just reorder it.....item wasn't replaceable.
Yup. Been there done that. Also their building is really and truly only open for 1 hour in the evening all day. There is often no one around during that hour too
You nailed it.
USPS will jam things into my mailbox, even folding boxes, just to not have to drop them on my porch.
DHL has not once delivered a package to me on time.
I've had FedEx have things "out for delivery" just to vanish for a month.
Funny enough, I've had UPS be about perfect and their delivery people went out of their way to make me happy.
Laughed my tail off.
I loved the USPS guy shoving the present in the stocking. Coming back to that repeatedly was a great effect. I laughed harder each time. Yesterday I had to work hard to get several packages out of my mailbox. There must be a continuing education course on shoving packages into a mailbox that postal workers take. 😂
I HATE that!
They'll cram something into the mailbox that clearly should be delivered "front door/porch." They've delivered items in the mailbox that were clearly marked "do not bend." The items were bent to fit and also to acommodate the regular mail.
AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! 😬🤯
Y'all nailed it! This might be your funniest one yet!!!!!! ahahahaha I mailed a congratulations card to my brother & his wife for the birth of their son. I was told that it took years to arrive! (USPS, of course...) My mother began sending anything she sent to him UPS because USPS lost everything that went from here to that particular city from my particular city, or apparently (according to him), everything that went from his city to mine.
If I mail (USPS) my former MIL (still love her!!), it is there the next day. If I mail someone next door? Three days!! LOL
It's so true, especially with the USPS cramming that gift into the stocking. One time they stuffed a package into my mailbox and I had a heck of a time extricating it. My front stoop is not THAT far from the mailbox!
I came home the other day to find a package precariously balancing on top of my mailbox. They are the worst.
I feel your pain! If they can, they will make it fit. 🤦🏾♀️
I've had to cut things out of the mailbox when it's been those appt mailboxes where they open the whole front & then you open a smaller door to get your mail? there is a slight lip on those & when the cram it in something tight enough it won't get over the lip.
@@owentheslug that happened to me at my last apartment! I spent a long time trying to maneuver the package out. I was not a happy camper.
That happens to me a lot. One time when I was trying get a package out of the mailbox, I accidently took the mailbox out of the ground instead.
DHL, where the motto is: better late than never.
And they put them in at the right spot in the video.
I think the actor must have worked at DHL at some point, he appeared to comfortable with the role, and not over exaggerating it like the others.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You just needed UPS bribing a dog with the cookies.🤣 Loved this sketch! A big thank you to delivery services and drivers! ❤️
All of them were played perfect !
Best line though
“ Everytime a bell rings I throw a package in a ravine “ *proceeds to ring the bell
We call UPS Unruly Pitching Service. A neighbor watched an UPS driver just slow a bit and pitch the package by the driveway!😂
All I can say is “Bless their little hearts “. This is sooooo true!
I love all my delivery guys I treat them right Merry Christmas to all the delivery people u were working during COVID-19 I wasn't. Great job
Can't. Stop. Laughing!!!!!! I think I stopped breathing I'm laughing so hard!!! Holy buttered biscuits y'all got this so spot on!!!!! Every single one I've dealt with this year. I think I've gotten to know my neighbors better this year than the past 11 as I've delivered so much USPS mail to them that ends up in my box... the folks who lived her over 12 years ago tho, not sure what to do I'm getting sick of putting return to sender on someone elses bills.
My USPS mailbox is the biggest one they sell 12 inches tall 20 inches deep and 10 inches wide. I was sick to death of crushed, soaked, dropped on the ground in front of the box mail.
UPS had me rolling. That lady played her part perfectly.
The FedEx on the truck but not my truck is the most accurate statement!
If Canada Post was in this, the only moment with them would've been seeing their sleigh fly by the house just long enough to drop a Missed Delivery notice before immediately taking off without knocking or anything.
They were in it, they just didn't go down the chimney and the note was probably on the ground 👀 so you didn't notice
@@ItalyHastaLaPasta of course. They probably deliberately left it stuck in a tree in the yard or something 😂
That was spot on. Especially about Tracking the package on the FedEx site.
Remember to give something in return to all these hardworking delivery personnel, the clerk at your store etc. Even if its a small package of homemade cookies. Their hard work goes unappreciated everyday.
LOVED this. DHL- I’m glad it want a glitter comb! You all were spot on- especially the bell ringing! Lol
“Is this a Google home?” Can’t stop laughing. It was so spot on. Merry Christmas to you all.
She triggered my Alexa....
@@krisbrixon mine too. And the look of
Horror on Talias face. 😂
Y'all always deliver. Merry CHRISTmas best channel on UA-cam.
Hi, Miss Alma. You & I are subscribed to all the same DIYer channels (I always see you in the comments section.) Funny that we're both on this channel too. I guess UA-cam must recommend the same type of videos when you watch certain UA-camrs. Anyway, Merry Christmas 😊🎄
@@RLR117 lol. Too funny. I've been watching this channel for 3 years. Merry CHRISTmas.
I've been wrasslin' for a month with delivery people, and every one of these scenes cracks me up! 😊 The truth can make us laugh if we just take a step back from it!
Switch UPS and USPS and you would be closer to the truth. Our Post Office just throws packages in the back room and never tells you unless you come looking.
I always love when they rummage around for 5 minutes and then come back out to say it must be out on the truck for delivery. This is of course when you are holding the slip that says you must go to post office to sign for the package.
You guys always deliver. Merry Christmas!
Where I grew up, the UPS guy would always get out of his truck, take two steps, then hurl the package about 20 feet toward the door.
Boy, at least the delivery drivers and postal person here are such sweeties, I do tell them thank you regularly!
Well, most of the time they all do fine, but you nailed it on how they mess up. And the over packaging by Amazon is perfect!
I live in a small condo complex and we play musical packages every week, throughout the entire year. Hey - it’s one way to get to know your neighbors 😂. Well done, and oh so accurate 👍
Same in our subdivision 🤣
I was wondering if FedEx would go there with the ravine? Awesome!
Thank you for spacing out the Alexa joke just far enough that jingle bells didn't actually start playing.
The Fed Ex center in Ellenwood is like a black hole for packages.
"Every time a bell rings, I throw a package in a ravine" I laughed so hard!! And the DHL Santa missing Christmas by two months is so "close to me. My packages have been held for so long by DHL.
The key chain thing literally happened with the gift my girlfriend sent me. Very lovely gift but….the box the box was sent in….was five times the size of the item. And yes, this little box was put in a huge box. I was worried the gift broke because of that but they put so much packing stuff inside that…well I guess it survived! For those wondering, it was a Alice in Wonderland themed tiered cake plate. The art is very gorgeous and my girlfriend knows I do a lot of Alice themed paintings as of late, particularly one I did of us recently. And I love tea which a tiered cake plate is something always welcome to join my tea parties.
The FedEx ravine joke...too soon. As a FedEx driver myself...I'm embarrassed. That ending with DHL tho. Lol
Gotta defend UPS just a bit - our driver is AWESOME, always has treats for our farm dogs. The Ellenwood bit had us rolling - we had food stuck there for 2 days last week, no explanation from FedEx how 2day turned into 5.
Meanwhile FedEx will randomly leave packages 1/2 mile from the house. One Amazon driver arrived with an actual AIR HORN he blew repeatedly from inside the truck. Our pets were hiding under couches and beds when I ran outside with my hands over my ears because he continued even after seeing me. He literally threw my package at me through the half raised window before taking off. 😑
Having had worked for a couple of these delivery companies, I can relate! This was hilarious and I would say pretty much accurate. LOL
USPS is spot on lol ! Out of all of them I think UPS is the best FedEx always delivers my packages to the wrong house. Prime is creepy and DHL is just lost.
Another great one. And so true! Especially UPS and FedEx.
Oh you nailed every one of these services !!!
Superb writing and acting, truly!
Every time a bell rings, I throw a package into the ravine!!! Loved it!!!
DHL was the best part!
This might be one of the best Christmas sketches ever made.
Every time a bell rings a package gets thrown in a ditch!!! Lmao!! You guys are hysterical!! 🤣❤️
When she said... " Alexa...play jingle bells" ...mine did 🤣
We actually had fedx run over our mail box
I howled... effin howled with laughter.. Every time you hear a bell I throw a package in a ravine!... too funny
USPS stuffing the present in the stocking hit too close to home but I still can't stop laughing! 😆😆😆
Hilarious as always y’all!
Ha! I loved it and I could really relate to both the Post Office and FedEx characters, too. Well done and Merry Christmas to all of you.
Hands down one of the most hilariously accurate videos yet!
This left me in tears because you absolutely Nailed It ! Especially USPS !! ! ! ! !
Should have added that FedEx loves to deliver Amazon packages! Then when it says it was delivered, it clearly wasn't!
And what is funnier is We had both DHL and UPS stop by our house tonight to drop off packages. And Amazon I am still waiting for my item. This is the fourth delivery date you have given me on a single item. Just deliver it already.
Next dayed a USPS item from Georgia to Ohio. It took 3 days to get to Ohio and then toured around Cincinnati (not my city) for a week on various delivery trucks. Now it's back at the original distribution center. I'm glad I paid extra.
“Every time a bell rings, I throw a package in a ravine.” Classic!!😂
Many years ago, my BF worked the conveyor belt at UPS in Texas & they found Mary Lou Retton's wedding photo book just cruising the belt!! It had fallen out of a damaged box & they didn't know which one! (apparently many boxes get damaged)
There's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
I used to work in a FedEx distribution warehouse. Yeah, we did not care or know about what was happening, it was chaotic and I loved it
Had to rewatch this, absolutely to point and hilarious!!!!
"Every time a bell rings, I throw a package in the ravine!" Well played! 👍🏻😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great video and stellar concept! But I would make one small change. You forgot that everything FedEx delivers that weighs more than one pound is usually destroyed in shipping. I don't mean damaged, I mean destroyed. Other than that, great job! And the DHL guy at the end? Spot on!!!
y'all this is amazing keep it up!
OMG the scene with the tiny key ring in the massive box and bubble wrap made me laugh so hard
Having worked in the shipping/receiving department for more than 25 years ... you nailed it! 🥰❤
For me it's: USPS - Sunday? Hahaha I mean we attempted.....hows about a Monday 7am delivery text/FEDEX: Kentucky? How about a multi state journey?/ UPS: Here! Neat and timely!/ Amazon: Follow the driver 3 stops away! Me: This feels like spying on the poor worker.
I love these
Today UPS left my Christmas present in the driveway in the dirt and snow right on top of my husband's tire tracks so that when he pulled out he would run over my Christmas present. My porch was three steps away!
Lol. Too funny and some TRUTH! Merry Christmas y’all.
As someone who got messed over by DHL this week, the last part really stings.
You and me both!
Sooo funny! Especially the USPS & Amazon. Coupons, cramming packages, sorry I missed you (although you’re home) & excessive packaging (or the opposite with lots of loose heavy leaky items together). 🤣
Ahahaha, I KNEW the ravine thing would come up as soon as I hit play!
Everytime a bell rings..... I spit my drink out laughing so hard
USPS trying to shove an oversized package into a normal sized mailbah-I mean stocking was spot on. Like “I don’t care how much hard work, effort, and time it takes to destroy this thing just so long as I don’t have to get out of my truck.” Then they realize there’s a second package and have to get out anyway.
FedEx never once delivered a package. Accurate.
"Every time a bell rings..." The BEST line!!!!
USPS was hilarious! UPS......nailed it!!!