Ranking Fast Food Chicken Nuggets -- Bless Your Rank

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  • @ElwoodPDowd-nz2si
    @ElwoodPDowd-nz2si 4 роки тому +3302

    When your hungry the 20 pack of McNuggets seems like the best idea ever. Fifteen nuggets later and you begin questioning your decision making capabilities.
    Then you power through the last 5 because you're not a quitter.

    • @handyjobson5900
      @handyjobson5900 4 роки тому +54

      Elwood P. Dowd I did this exact thing last night lmao.

    • @junioralvarado2384
      @junioralvarado2384 4 роки тому +107

      i remember they used to have a 50 piece ..high af i would knock em down

    • @ElwoodPDowd-nz2si
      @ElwoodPDowd-nz2si 4 роки тому +38

      @@junioralvarado2384 That was back when the meat content was questionable. Oh, those crazy days before people thought to ask, "what is this made with? ".

    • @ElwoodPDowd-nz2si
      @ElwoodPDowd-nz2si 4 роки тому +28

      @@handyjobson5900 I'm on a schedule. It takes about a month for me to forget.
      Thought bubble: "Hey, a 20 piece sounds really good".
      2 Ranches and a BBQ please.

    • @jessemess7598
      @jessemess7598 4 роки тому +3

      Elwood P. Dowd so very true

  • @IcarusII3
    @IcarusII3 4 роки тому +824

    Matt’s commentary is just out of this world. The things he comes up with to say are those things i only wish I had thought of lol

    • @brynt.miller
      @brynt.miller 4 роки тому +3

      It's a Southern thing after all

    • @brynt.miller
      @brynt.miller 4 роки тому +2

      Ba dum tss

    • @elizabethseals2001
      @elizabethseals2001 4 роки тому +3

      I know, right? He's hilarious. Can you imagine being his wife?

    • @WillBlindYouWithLight
      @WillBlindYouWithLight 3 роки тому +2

      My mind works the same as his when I actually eat fast food.

    • @nosmoke247
      @nosmoke247 3 роки тому +1

      Damn 248 ppl with zero wit. That's just sad.😒💯

  • @chase.mcf1
    @chase.mcf1 4 роки тому +261

    “If our liberty bell looked like this we would still belong to Great Britain” I’m dead

  • @ryanspencerlauderdale687
    @ryanspencerlauderdale687 3 роки тому +451

    When Chick-fil-A came out with their 30-count nugget, I stopped getting their sandwiches. Eating CFA nuggets with their Mac and cheese, a large lemonade and a brownie is heavenly. And yes. I spend way too much money on Chick-fil-A items. It’s my pleasure.

    • @joshuaneace6597
      @joshuaneace6597 2 роки тому +7

      My pleasure

    • @mickeyconrad8284
      @mickeyconrad8284 2 роки тому +8

      30 piece, lemonade, fries, chic fila sauce, bbq

    • @kylerippenhagen1052
      @kylerippenhagen1052 Рік тому +5

      I do as well, no judgement here

    • @wandamontgomery6030
      @wandamontgomery6030 Рік тому +6

      8 piece chick fil a nuggets, waffle fries and a sweet tea

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 Рік тому +3

      dude BK has 10 nugs for a doller and i like to order 10 orders for 100 nugs and i dip that shit in ranch when my wife is at work cuz we work diff hours and i cram those down my mouth like u dont even no man 10 bucks for 100 nugs is heaven man i fuckin love food tho and even tho i no that it aint healthy i dont give a shit cuz im obese and proud of it cuz it means im eatin good

  • @zachhasswagshoes
    @zachhasswagshoes 4 роки тому +334

    I died when he said "Someone named susan prayed for this meal"

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 3 роки тому +24

      He got me with the "11 my pleasures"

    • @bosteyboy_
      @bosteyboy_ 3 роки тому +1

      Then how did you write this if ur dead.

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 3 роки тому +24

      @@bosteyboy_ Chick-fil-A resurrected him - no extra charge.

    • @BlueberryFundip
      @BlueberryFundip 3 роки тому +1

      Rip

    • @johnday8771
      @johnday8771 Рік тому

      He’s not kidding. That’s probably true.

  • @samhouston1979
    @samhouston1979 4 роки тому +581

    “Do Nuggs not drugs”

  • @kimmlozadamusic5204
    @kimmlozadamusic5204 4 роки тому +189

    “Don’t sauce and drive” ... “do nuggs not drugs” someone make tshirts with this on them. 🤣

    • @Amcsae
      @Amcsae 3 роки тому +2

      Especially the Do Nuggs not Drugs one!

    • @sheriBmo
      @sheriBmo 3 роки тому +2

      I'd buy that

    • @fhsjdjskkshi
      @fhsjdjskkshi 3 роки тому +1

      @@sheriBmo same

  • @zfjames
    @zfjames 4 роки тому +399

    “You should eat a chicken nugget in one bite...”...proceeds to eat KFC nugget in multiple bites.

    • @semmieb3e127
      @semmieb3e127 4 роки тому +2

      Zach Fabin Is that a Lord Scattsbury pfp I see???

    • @zfjames
      @zfjames 4 роки тому

      Sarah Butler not intentionally

    • @PamWD
      @PamWD 4 роки тому +9

      Before the KFC tasting, he actually said you CAN eat a chicken nugget in one bite, not that you should. (And then he said if you couldn't that it was actually a small chicken tender!)

    • @zfjames
      @zfjames 4 роки тому

      PJWDeyerle Yes, you’re right. I still found it ironic and I definitely believe that you should!

    • @awefense7758
      @awefense7758 4 роки тому +1

      And, "It's the size of a nugget", and then he pulls out the real popcorn chicken, little bitty pieces of deep fried batter, lol.

  • @LilLex0220
    @LilLex0220 3 роки тому +278

    All my life I thought Chick-fil-A chicken was frozen or at least pre made. Started working there a week ago and they start from the beginning with raw chicken and that is why they’re #1 and none can compare

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Рік тому +6

      I love Chik-fil-a, but I now have a Big Chicken restaurant in town….. it’s owned by Shaq, and the food is awesome!

    • @kdtrey5isabeast
      @kdtrey5isabeast Рік тому +1

      Their chicken is frozen though…

  • @waywardwillard
    @waywardwillard 4 роки тому +81

    My husband is so happy that you’ve validated his belief that Colonel Sanders has a stick figure body.

  • @ppineapple2737
    @ppineapple2737 4 роки тому +661

    I don’t watch these to find out what the best thing is, I watch these for Matt lol

    • @candicehoneycutt4318
      @candicehoneycutt4318 4 роки тому +23

      Right? I'm a heathen and I'll eat most any kind of chicken nugget. Matt's commentary is priceless tho 😂

    • @candyluna2929
      @candyluna2929 4 роки тому +10

      Lol hes hilarious

    • @robbarrett9577
      @robbarrett9577 4 роки тому +7

      Same!!! I don't even eat fast food, lol!

    • @cr8tivecarbaholic
      @cr8tivecarbaholic 4 роки тому +5

      1 Million percent yes

    • @ravecaster
      @ravecaster 4 роки тому

      You should consider a new hobby.

  • @UmmYeahOk
    @UmmYeahOk 4 роки тому +1410

    “It’s a southern thing”
    They don’t want you skipping to the end, but you know, I know, we ALL know, the winner is Chick Fil A.

    • @denisemayosky1955
      @denisemayosky1955 4 роки тому +33

      Does it surprise anyone? Seriously?

    • @bigdaddycountry7
      @bigdaddycountry7 4 роки тому +35

      Of course they are better, but they are not nuggets. Chicken nuggets are ground up meat like like McD's, Wendy's, and BK..........

    • @sorrym8421
      @sorrym8421 4 роки тому +8

      Just as it should be...

    • @sorrym8421
      @sorrym8421 4 роки тому +27

      @@bigdaddycountry7 idk who told you that but they lied to you...

    • @bigdaddycountry7
      @bigdaddycountry7 4 роки тому +2

      funny

  • @MobSquad4209
    @MobSquad4209 4 роки тому +318

    Chicken nuggets are processed and formed into a “nugget” shape, popcorn chicken is actual pieces of chicken battered and fried. Basically nuggets are ground meat, popcorn chicken are small pieces of whole meat 🤷‍♂️

    • @travisrolison9646
      @travisrolison9646 4 роки тому +17

      Nuggets are made from a slurry of chicken, turned into paste and then molded into nugget shapes, then fried.

    • @joemacgillis8229
      @joemacgillis8229 4 роки тому +31

      Thank you! I had to scroll way too far to find this comment. Popcorn chicken and chicken nuggets are NOT the same.

    • @chrissysm1981
      @chrissysm1981 3 роки тому +23

      Thank you! I was wondering if anyone was going to mention this. However, Chick-fil-A nuggets should actually be called popcorn chicken and they call them nuggets. Still the best popcorn chicken anywhere. 😄

    • @MobSquad4209
      @MobSquad4209 3 роки тому +3

      @@chrissysm1981 their grilled nuggets should just be called “chopped up grilled chicken filet” but they are delicious lol. But their normal nuggets should definitely be called popcorn chicken, and I agree with you, their chicken game is not the same as these other places lol

    • @antoniaferris8325
      @antoniaferris8325 3 роки тому

      @@chrissysm1981 i work at cfa and like our chicken nuggets look so different then wendys and Mcdonalds. lol Mcdonalds grinds up chicken and fries it. cfa cuts up real chicken and fries it.

  • @landonsmith295
    @landonsmith295 4 роки тому +415

    "If you can't eat it in one bite, it's a small chicken tender."
    *proceeds to eat half of chicken nugget*

    • @alyssa-vi4jt
      @alyssa-vi4jt 3 роки тому +14

      just because you choose to not eat it in one bite doesnt mean you cant

    • @arrdanx5360
      @arrdanx5360 3 роки тому +2

      u realise unsaid if u cant EAT it in ONE BITE its SMALL

    • @alamo0243
      @alamo0243 3 роки тому

      @@arrdanx5360 grammar?

    • @thunderborn3231
      @thunderborn3231 3 роки тому +1

      @@alamo0243 im super late, but did you just try to correct someones grammar on a southern based channel? you do see the irony right?

    • @Spikeruleshell
      @Spikeruleshell 3 роки тому +1

      @@thunderborn3231 I think it's more a request to explain what he's even saying. Yikes.

  • @raymalish8432
    @raymalish8432 3 роки тому +104

    Burger King and Wendy's nuggets are both made by Perdue at the same factory. Slightly different seasoning blends, same thing.

    • @Mountaindewdewable
      @Mountaindewdewable 3 роки тому +6

      How did you learn this? Did you seek out this information or did it seek you out?

    • @tisvana18
      @tisvana18 3 роки тому +3

      That sounds about right. I hate both of them, and the breading is 99% of the reason why

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart Рік тому +5

      I don't believe it. I have never liked the nugs from BK but love Wendy's nugs.

    • @MegaKat
      @MegaKat Рік тому +5

      My husband used to work in a McDonald's chicken nugget factory and he cleaned the fryers on 3rd shift. He absolutely will not eat them now. He told me what he's seen and found, but I'm just like, "didn't make me sick before, not sweating it."

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 6 місяців тому +2

      Yet Burger King's are always drier, and have less taste. Wendy's takes real good care of their nuggets because they are far superior.

  • @estebanperez1345
    @estebanperez1345 4 роки тому +395

    European: *uses metric system
    True American: 3:25 “it’s about the size of an eyeball”

    • @WillBlindYouWithLight
      @WillBlindYouWithLight 3 роки тому +8

      Lol that's a southern thing

    • @abbymarievlogs
      @abbymarievlogs 3 роки тому +4

      What’s “metric”?

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 3 роки тому

      @@abbymarievlogs Something by which you can compare - Matt's metric is human anatomy.

    • @bobprice9541
      @bobprice9541 3 роки тому +4

      @@abbymarievlogs Metric - a better way to measure.

  • @nicoleabed2480
    @nicoleabed2480 4 роки тому +277

    I'm from Louisiana and when I was a kid I thought the boot nugget was shaped like Louisiana. I thought there was a shaped nugget for every state 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

    • @voltorb253
      @voltorb253 4 роки тому +2

      I always thought it looked like the United States of America (with the toe part as florida)

    • @ethancooke593
      @ethancooke593 4 роки тому +10

      Imagine a Maryland-shaped nugget

    • @Darth.Fluffy
      @Darth.Fluffy 4 роки тому +9

      Hate to tell you, Louisiana was shaped like a chicken nugget.

    • @rackoon5420
      @rackoon5420 4 роки тому +3

      Darth Fluffy half the us was louisiana at one point, so maybe a big ass chicken tender

    • @wackman1573
      @wackman1573 4 роки тому +4

      Ethan Cooke 😂😂 a damn toilet

  • @ArtofGabe
    @ArtofGabe 4 роки тому +737

    “A chicken died for this”
    His day is ruined and his disappointment is immeasurable.

    • @epicguy1830
      @epicguy1830 4 роки тому +13

      Everything burger king touches turns to garbage

    • @steveshin820
      @steveshin820 4 роки тому +2

      @@epicguy1830 Seriously they just make that shit cheap with terrible quality. Sad

    • @jonykrust1938
      @jonykrust1938 4 роки тому +3

      Gknight right as I saw this he said it

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 4 роки тому +3

      “Do Nugs, not drugs”, love it!

    • @superexpertgamerkiller9477
      @superexpertgamerkiller9477 4 роки тому +1

      Nah m8 they just took dna from a chicken turned it into meat, processed it, then let it sit out for 3 hours then put it in your meal

  • @Raktus
    @Raktus 4 роки тому +94

    "These are just edible spoons..."
    And a millionaire was born

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus 3 роки тому +1

      “These shouldn’t be chicken nuggets. They should be sufficient chicken.

  • @nunyabusiness8538
    @nunyabusiness8538 4 роки тому +16

    “if our liberty bell looked like this, we’d still belong to great britain” lmao

  • @Nosferata138
    @Nosferata138 4 роки тому +47

    Stick figure Sanders....I'm dead. And you're right, I'll never see it correctly again. I'm totally telling other people. I can't keep that to myself.

  • @seauwn
    @seauwn 4 роки тому +68

    BK employee:
    The 1-12 on the BK nugget bag is supposed to be marked on the hour they were cooked so you can keep track of how fresh they are and know when you need to fry more

    • @steveshin820
      @steveshin820 4 роки тому +7

      NT Illuminati we know that it's actually an ancient code

    • @nornric
      @nornric 3 роки тому +1

      I really hope this is wrong.... lol I worked there back in the 80's and it wasn't the hour it was the big hand of the clock. So if it was made at X:50 you would mark 10. Then depending on the food they would each have there own time they were okay to be under the lights. So if the food was suppose to be under the light only 15 minutes you would know to pull it at X:05 or 1.

    • @PvPDeathKnight
      @PvPDeathKnight 2 роки тому +1

      10 for $1.50 can’t be beat, no matter how average they are.

    • @nasonderek5459
      @nasonderek5459 Рік тому

      My first job was working in the kitchen at BK in 96. I came to the comments, JUST to see the response. 100% is for the hour it was cooked. But it was only for food that sat in a warmer or something, we rarely utilized them as we were a busy store and consistently made fresh food.

  • @leapingllamacorn8349
    @leapingllamacorn8349 4 роки тому +126

    Haven’t seen it yet... but it’s Chick fil a.
    Yup!
    Chick fil A to all other restaurants: bless your heart!

  • @coldspoons3917
    @coldspoons3917 3 роки тому +14

    When you talked about cracklings I had SUCH a massive nostalgia blast back to my childhood and always hoping there would be a ton of crackling in my box

  • @OnEst_Opinion
    @OnEst_Opinion 4 роки тому +12

    The way he went in at BK cracked me up. “They’re nothing more than an edible spoon.” “Do mugs not drugs.” Lmao

  • @avoria13
    @avoria13 4 роки тому +44

    Matt needs to tell us who makes the best Oreo or M&M milkshake, there’s too much controversy over it in my family

  • @orthodoxanastasia2789
    @orthodoxanastasia2789 4 роки тому +417

    Stop saying who its from first. Matt should do this "blind."

    • @the_tangled_girl9494
      @the_tangled_girl9494 4 роки тому +7

      With a blindfold, most places are recognizable on some things

    • @ravenblack5294
      @ravenblack5294 4 роки тому +10

      Oof. My school had better nuggets than McDonald's.

    • @alliewashere_
      @alliewashere_ 4 роки тому +5

      Raven Black bro I love McDonald’s chicken nuggets... they r so bad for you but so gooood especially with that bbq sauce

    • @brandonsolis6911
      @brandonsolis6911 4 роки тому +13

      Nah a bunch of people already do blind taste tests, his commentary on each restaurant is half of what makes this interesting tbh

    • @seiffarag1491
      @seiffarag1491 4 роки тому +2

      It’s Rank king not guess King

  • @spaceracer23
    @spaceracer23 4 роки тому +180

    Me at the start of the video: Wendy's has this.
    Matt: I'm not using sauce and popcorn chicken counts as nuggets.
    Me: **throws all expectations out the window.**

    • @LandauTST
      @LandauTST 4 роки тому +12

      I mean, he still rated McDonald's nuggets over Wendy's, and I agree. Wendy's is extremely over-rated, in my opinion. I think the love for Wendy's is more of a spread mentality than it is their actual food. Not saying it's bad, but I've never understood why so many people love it so much. Burgers are too pricey for the size. Dusty, bland nuggets. Fries are good when they're salted properly. But ultimately I usually pass on Wendy's for almost anything else. Now, if they ever brought back their bacon bleu burger, though...My wallet will be in trouble.

    • @sliceofham3737
      @sliceofham3737 4 роки тому +7

      LandauTST 3 words, four for four

    • @Maicowerk
      @Maicowerk 4 роки тому +10

      Ya, Wendys chicken nuggets are better than McDonalds, he's crazy. The best chicken nuggets were KFC chicken nuggets, but they stopped serving them somewhere in the early 1990s. They were original recipe nuggets, you used to be able to get pure honey dipping sauce with them.

    • @PallahDaOracle
      @PallahDaOracle 4 роки тому +8

      @@LandauTST No, just like Matt you are out of your mind. Wendy's has a fresh far superior flavor than almost all of the fast food places.

    • @gavinr7372
      @gavinr7372 4 роки тому

      Opferman Motors Dirtbiking Lies. Pure lies.

  • @mr.squiggle2066
    @mr.squiggle2066 4 роки тому +279

    Everyone knows that the frosty is not a drink or dessert, it's a sauce. You dip everything from Wendy's in the frosty, end of discussion.

  • @izzyjimenez6951
    @izzyjimenez6951 2 роки тому +9

    Matt had me laughing several times on this video. I love this type of content.

  • @timhutchinson8485
    @timhutchinson8485 4 роки тому +21

    As someone who has done graphic design/typography work, I feel you on the McDonald's font choices.

  • @yuvgotubekidding
    @yuvgotubekidding 4 роки тому +21

    I lost it at edible spoons. Look at Wendy's collar, it says MOM. Now YOU can't unsee that, Matt. Don't sauce and drive. 👍 Jumbo popcorn = mini nug.

    • @andrewp8284
      @andrewp8284 4 роки тому

      What the fuck lol, does it? I need to see it as a Wendy’s fan...

  • @mjkcrew5000
    @mjkcrew5000 4 роки тому +33

    Posting this on a Sunday was a low blow, as I cannot drive out and get myself Chick-fil-a now....

  • @Draco137YT
    @Draco137YT 3 роки тому +7

    As a former BK employee, I can tell you that the numbers 1 through 12 on the back of the nuggets (and several other items) correspond to a clock. When the nuggets are cooked and bagged, you mark the nearest five-minute interval on the bag, and after a certain amount of time, they're supposed to be chucked. For nugs, that's 20 minutes iirc.

  • @morticiaheisenberg9679
    @morticiaheisenberg9679 3 роки тому +9

    I would never skip to the end on a Matt video!!! I love his taste testing videos. So funny

  • @TearYouApart360
    @TearYouApart360 4 роки тому +152

    Rank store bought Sweet Tea. Milos, Red Diamond, Gold Peak, Arizona, ect.

    • @candicehoneycutt4318
      @candicehoneycutt4318 4 роки тому +6

      Gold Peak, bro. Everyone else go home

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 роки тому

      Yes! And also low-cal sweet tea.

    • @brookecarmichael3629
      @brookecarmichael3629 4 роки тому +1

      Yeeess that would be so awesome!

    • @Lunacyk
      @Lunacyk 4 роки тому +2

      I wish people knew more about Mrs. Winners. Best fried chicken in Georgia. And, of course, the GALLON of sweet tea! Perrrfection!

    • @semmieb3e127
      @semmieb3e127 4 роки тому +6

      Publix or Milos. However, Milos store-bought is a whole world of difference from Milos from the actual restaurant. That’s because they’re owned separately. :/

  • @sarahbrooks4016
    @sarahbrooks4016 4 роки тому +47

    I thought nuggets where just different parts of the chicken grounded up and shaped. Then a pop corn chicken is a part of the chicken cut to size

    • @AnJah
      @AnJah 4 роки тому +9

      This is correct - nuggets are processed chicken and pop corn chicken is cut up and breaded meat pieces.

    • @toxxedgaming3885
      @toxxedgaming3885 4 роки тому

      just lack of research here really

    • @ninjafarmer9779
      @ninjafarmer9779 4 роки тому +1

      Chik Fi le is cut up chicken not grounded

    • @ravecaster
      @ravecaster 4 роки тому

      @Toxxed Gaming research or common knowledge/life experience?

    • @india3285
      @india3285 4 роки тому +1

      I'm sorry I could hit the thumbs up repeatedly. I would think all the pure chicken breast cuts (chik fil a, KFC, sonic) would trump the processed, formed and shaped ones (McNasty and the rest). But I guess it all goes to what they're putting in it to make you like it.

  • @ryokosmith9519
    @ryokosmith9519 4 роки тому +33

    “Don’t sauce and drive”

  • @judahfloyd
    @judahfloyd 2 роки тому +12

    As a Chick-fil-A employee I can attest that our chicken is the best! I eat it five days a week, never gets old!

  • @tpnurdle1
    @tpnurdle1 3 роки тому +18

    These videos are a lot of fun, but blind testing would be so much more interesting.

  • @lucaspupim9892
    @lucaspupim9892 4 роки тому +16

    I will never skip ahead in a video with Matt.

    • @NyanyiC
      @NyanyiC Рік тому

      It's funny he had to address that at the beginning of the video 🤣

  • @frankie1717
    @frankie1717 4 роки тому +53

    I miss the old chicken tenders from BK that they stopped making in like 2010 or so. The current nuggets are like a knockoff McDonald nuggets attempt.

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 4 роки тому +2

      Do you remember the honey sauce that used to have?
      I used to open up the packet and let the tenders marinade in the sauce and it came out so buttery

    • @Alurith
      @Alurith 4 роки тому +4

      The old nugs were the bomb!

    • @DigitalBenny
      @DigitalBenny 4 роки тому +1

      Yes! And the fries back when they were endorsed by Mr Potato Head! (Remember those?)

    • @UmmYeahOk
      @UmmYeahOk 4 роки тому +2

      They call them “nuggets.” They might’ve put a picture of a chicken on it, but they NEVER call it a “chicken nugget.” They’re basically saw dust and bread. Very disappointing. At least the “chicken fries” have some percentage of chicken in them. ...probably just the seasoning though.

    • @planedudea380
      @planedudea380 4 роки тому

      They still sell them outside the US

  • @rsthegoat4221
    @rsthegoat4221 4 роки тому +20

    Started dying when he said it’s real chicken not processed chicken someone already chewed it for u

  • @kathydomokos3265
    @kathydomokos3265 4 роки тому +9

    You are hilarious! I enjoyed this almost as much as I enjoy Chik-fil- A

  • @dreakaliarodriguez481
    @dreakaliarodriguez481 3 роки тому +3

    Oh my… I’m in tears watching this. 😂🤣 Hilarious. Love Matt and Bless your Rank

  • @edgarraya7657
    @edgarraya7657 4 роки тому +21

    Bless Your Rank is the backbone of It's a Southern Thing

  • @davidhardwick3816
    @davidhardwick3816 4 роки тому +20

    I just love the Bless Your Rank series and Matt is the ONLY person who can do them!

    • @autumnakins7640
      @autumnakins7640 3 роки тому +3

      I dunno, Chris the Scotsman did a beer one and it was pretty entertaining.

  • @cr8tivecarbaholic
    @cr8tivecarbaholic 4 роки тому +33

    "Sauce responsibly"
    "Do nugs not drugs"
    New Chick Fil A t shirts and billboards go flying up. ❤

  • @devisubramaniam3860
    @devisubramaniam3860 2 роки тому +4

    Love you guys. Thank you for sacrificing your taste buds and gut for our benefit! I make my own nuggets. Make my own tartar sauce from scratch too! Life is like a box of nuggets, you never know...you just never know.

  • @Churchman020609
    @Churchman020609 3 роки тому +4

    If I watch these after my wife goes to sleep, i have to work hard not to wake her up laughing! Matt’s awesome!

  • @laurieliss5977
    @laurieliss5977 4 роки тому +59

    Says "If you can't eat a chicken nugget in I bite its not a chicken nugget!" Literally eats the first chicken nugget in two bites. xD

  • @twistysprinkles8586
    @twistysprinkles8586 4 роки тому +39

    Burger King nugget "code"
    You circle how many you're bagging (chicken symbol) and the time (numbers) when you're prepping for a rush in a high volume location.

  • @chrisrosalez8619
    @chrisrosalez8619 4 роки тому +39

    "fried artwork"😂😂😂😂

  • @elizabethcreated9263
    @elizabethcreated9263 3 роки тому +3

    I like your videos so much man. They have helped me on many dark days. For seriously. Love your personality.

  • @snowpaige6
    @snowpaige6 4 роки тому +3

    Thank you for keeping us entertained. This is essential work!

  • @stgermain1074
    @stgermain1074 4 роки тому +30

    I get the Wendy's 4 for $4. The nuggets are what I give to my dogs for being good while I was gone.

    • @michellzeig3996
      @michellzeig3996 4 роки тому +5

      Me, too! My puppers LOVE Wendy's nugs...then we have to go to McDonald's for their burger...

    • @Matt02341
      @Matt02341 4 роки тому +1

      Redheaded Stranger Bark Bark barkitty bark bark

    • @tswain92_
      @tswain92_ 4 роки тому +7

      My cat loves the burgers. I'm thinking Wendy's may be pet food.

    • @ohioanalily
      @ohioanalily 4 роки тому +1

      OMG me too 😁

    • @izzyb5644
      @izzyb5644 4 роки тому +1

      Savage 😂😂

  • @levisarahbarger5771
    @levisarahbarger5771 4 роки тому +16

    PSA: put Wendy’s nuggets in the chili! I worked there for over a year and that was my go to lunch.

  • @BrutalVictim1
    @BrutalVictim1 4 роки тому +77

    i actually loveee wendys nuggets😭😭

  • @regalcartoon5932
    @regalcartoon5932 2 роки тому +62

    I know Chick-fil-A has some…interestingly hard pressed views. But there is no denying that they put more love and care into their food and service than any other fast food chain out there.

    • @banthaexplosion
      @banthaexplosion Рік тому +1

      Say that to the blond mush I recieved as a chicken biscuit the other day. Maybe it depends on the region the store's located in.
      Have never been disappointed with the chicken burrito though, probably because they don't make the tortillas.

    • @t.j.armendariz354
      @t.j.armendariz354 Рік тому +3

      @@banthaexplosionit sounds like you got a bad one but in my experience it is usually pretty good biscuts

    • @tomessmith911
      @tomessmith911 Рік тому +4

      They’re Christians and have Christian views nothing weird about it?

    • @regalcartoon5932
      @regalcartoon5932 Рік тому +1

      @@banthaexplosion I’ve gone to Chick-fil-As all across my state and some in other states as well. They have never gotten my order wrong nor has the food ever been messed up or crap. Every restaurant has a bad day or a bad order every now and again. I’ve just noticed that of all the restaurants I go to, Chick-Fil-A always has the least problems.

    • @CJ4S147
      @CJ4S147 10 місяців тому

      When we say they who exactly are you referring to? To the best of my knowledge you don’t have to be a Christian to work there and there are still some Christians in the world who don’t act like jerks if you don’t agree with them about everything.

  • @MotleyJew91
    @MotleyJew91 3 роки тому +3

    I have held a eyeball before. As well as a brain and pretty much every other human organ. One of my friends growing up that i played video games with his dad was a professor at the college for some type of biology/medical class. It was actually pretty badass and he taught us a lot and made it fun to learn how everything worked together.

  • @barrettt8661
    @barrettt8661 4 роки тому +197

    I haven't even seen the video yet, but it's obviously Chick-fil-A's. The fast-food of the South

  • @CMBauer
    @CMBauer 4 роки тому +25

    Add it to the merch!
    "Don't sauce and drive."

  • @tawnyamarney
    @tawnyamarney 4 роки тому +25

    Anyone who didn't know what number 1 was going to be is either lying to themselves or not in the South. LOL

  • @isabellaportillo4896
    @isabellaportillo4896 4 роки тому +3

    You always make me laugh my ass off even when I'm having a bad day, thanks matt!

  • @oldretireddude
    @oldretireddude 2 роки тому +2

    In my past, after microwave popcorn had been a thing for a while, an Orville Redenbacher commercial came on introducing single serving bags. My dad and I looked at each other and said simultaneously, "I thought they were single serving bags!".

  • @DrPsyc71
    @DrPsyc71 4 роки тому +23

    "Do nugs, not drugs" ROFL!!!

  • @c0rnin96
    @c0rnin96 4 роки тому +50

    DO NOT...
    dip and drive

    • @carissashley
      @carissashley 4 роки тому +3

      Seriously. One of my friends did that and her car ran into a stop sign and she had to have it totaled. Sauce can be dangerous :P

    • @ravecaster
      @ravecaster 4 роки тому +1

      @Carissa Petersen Carter That's quite a protest on the car's behalf.

    • @ravecaster
      @ravecaster 4 роки тому +1

      @Redhead Rants and please, for the love of all that is holy, do not call them nugs.

    • @retrobeast2745
      @retrobeast2745 4 роки тому +2

      Redhead Rants sauce or tobacco?

  • @Bigdaddyweese
    @Bigdaddyweese 4 роки тому +17

    The crunchies left over from Long John Silver’s are awesome

    • @jgodwin717
      @jgodwin717 3 роки тому

      My favorite as a kid!!!

  • @tyrafedrick
    @tyrafedrick 4 роки тому +6

    “Shimmy Shake”

  • @Crunchyfrog28
    @Crunchyfrog28 4 роки тому +10

    "We can tell when you skip ahead"

  • @ashlynclark3001
    @ashlynclark3001 4 роки тому +115

    Y’all need to rate gravy next.

    • @benjammin2020
      @benjammin2020 4 роки тому +9

      No, cause no resturaunt does sausage gravy right. Not even cracker barrel. No resturaunt can recreate the glory that is my dad's sausage gravy.

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 роки тому +3

      BenJammin Have you tried Hardee’s, though???

    • @benjammin2020
      @benjammin2020 4 роки тому +2

      @Redheaded Stranger That sounds like a fun idea. people send in recipes, and then they get cooked up and rated. Would be a lot of work though.

    • @MJF1958
      @MJF1958 4 роки тому +4

      @Redheaded Stranger sounds like the Hardee's in Tallassee AL. Last time I went there it took 45 minutes to get our order. That's not even close to fast food.

    • @tracigresham7164
      @tracigresham7164 4 роки тому +2

      @@MJF1958 SOOOOO true. I live there.

  • @TheCoachMc
    @TheCoachMc 4 роки тому +70

    Most-enjoyable Bless Your Rank yet! I even agree with his rankings, but, why no Popeye's or Bojangles?

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 роки тому

      Redheaded Stranger
      Yup!

    • @killersopinion1829
      @killersopinion1829 4 роки тому +5

      @Redheaded Stranger I don't understand the love for Bojangles. That was the most tasteless chicken I have ever eaten.

    • @killersopinion1829
      @killersopinion1829 4 роки тому

      @Redheaded Stranger It was in Albertville/Boaz, AL. I am gonna be hard pressed to try it again, but since I don't have a Bojangles anywhere near here (Louisiana) it will be difficult to try it again.

    • @killersopinion1829
      @killersopinion1829 4 роки тому +1

      @Redheaded Stranger Very true indeed!

    • @joeyb3880
      @joeyb3880 4 роки тому +6

      Scott Mc Popeyes doesn’t really have nuggets, they have the tenders

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +80

    Chick-fil-A strikes again! McDonald’s is a close second for me. But Wendy’s has good spicy nuggets

    • @jaymarsh9777
      @jaymarsh9777 4 роки тому

      Avery the Cuban-American I am one of the few people who can say that they’ve eaten spicy nuggets from Chick-Fil-A so...

    • @duplicateify
      @duplicateify 4 роки тому

      Burger Kings’ are surprisingly good!

    • @sam-dy2ho
      @sam-dy2ho 4 роки тому

      Jay Marsh
      w h a t i n e e d t h e m

  • @blueeyedmagic6544
    @blueeyedmagic6544 3 роки тому +8

    The reason the Wendy's nuggets are salty is because they are cooked literally right next to the Fry's

  • @jhiggins95
    @jhiggins95 4 роки тому +3

    The most southern thing about this is all of his long tangents and commentary

  • @mkzrv
    @mkzrv 4 роки тому +8

    Man I love these videos, especially because where I live in the states there’s barely any of these fast foods available. Some day I’ll travel and stuff my face in the name of Bless Your Rank!!

  • @Dulcess
    @Dulcess 4 роки тому +57

    Old KFC nuggets used be actual nuggets and not that pop corn chicken, they were the best.

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 4 роки тому +3

      Old old Burger King nuggets were called chicken tenders and they were amazing they were so soft and juicy and buttery

    • @erinyoung2539
      @erinyoung2539 4 роки тому +2

      Moonie I dipped them in honey!!!

    • @reganhatcher1579
      @reganhatcher1579 4 роки тому +3

      In New Zealand and Australia KFC has nuggets and popcorn chicken. Nuggets are better.

  • @Alurith
    @Alurith 4 роки тому +47

    Does anyone else remember the old Burger King chicken nuggets? That was so long ago. Those things were amazing. I wish they would bring them back.

    • @Dreeza68955
      @Dreeza68955 4 роки тому +5

      The crowns?

    • @TheRedDeadTaco
      @TheRedDeadTaco 4 роки тому +5

      Reason I stopped going to Burger King

    • @idiot675
      @idiot675 4 роки тому +4

      I wish they would bring back the old fries and jalapeno poppers, too.

    • @B.Dizzler93
      @B.Dizzler93 4 роки тому

      @@Dreeza68955 the crowns were good but before those they had just regular tender shaped nuggets. They used to be called chicken tenders several years ago and they were good as hell.

    • @hardknox1917
      @hardknox1917 4 роки тому +1

      The 90s BK chicken tenders was bomb !

  • @coreyeatsdetroit9733
    @coreyeatsdetroit9733 3 роки тому +3

    I was in the line at McDonald's just now watching this video and when you said "sufficient chicken" I got out of line and I'm now headed to Culver's, thank you.

  • @bleedersofgreen25
    @bleedersofgreen25 3 роки тому +3

    Me: skips to the end
    Me: realizing I should actually watch the video
    Matt: calling me a cheater in the intro
    Me: extremely guilty and now watching the whole video

  • @liamjohnston8923
    @liamjohnston8923 4 роки тому +5

    Honestly, I think this dude is like my brother/cousin. We had the same childhood, same granny, same taste buds...i am looking forward to that family reunion, man.

  • @nghsrae14
    @nghsrae14 4 роки тому +26

    What about Long John Silver's cracklins? Legit never even heard of capital d's until moving to mesquite texas 3 years ago.

    • @jgodwin717
      @jgodwin717 3 роки тому +1

      Never saw one til i moved to Mississippi. Long John Silvers/A&W are a Dallas thing. Surprised to see they're in Dallas now.

    • @shelpippg2202
      @shelpippg2202 3 роки тому

      Hi five from Rockwall! ✋

    • @redstarwarrior85
      @redstarwarrior85 3 роки тому +2

      Captain D’s is better than LJS, in my opinion.

  • @leafclover-zv4cp
    @leafclover-zv4cp 4 роки тому +21

    Yes I have held a human eyeball before
    I can relate!!

    • @russelpolk8152
      @russelpolk8152 4 роки тому +5

      I too have held a human eyeball before. Further, I can tell you from experience that when you slice through the lens of a human eyeball, it kinda feels like slicing a small onion.

    • @tswain92_
      @tswain92_ 4 роки тому +2

      @@russelpolk8152 Ewww

  • @brittnib2908
    @brittnib2908 4 роки тому +2

    This is the first video I’ve watched from him. Subscribed so dang fast!! (And also ordered chickie nuggies. 😜)

  • @cardwellfarm2812
    @cardwellfarm2812 2 роки тому

    I watch the whole video! Everytime! Thank you for the laughs and the accurate accounting!

  • @tsotighguy
    @tsotighguy 4 роки тому +8

    "Edible spoons" or "sufficient chicken" are perfect names for Wendy's and BK "nuggets" lol. They taste like school cafeteria nuggets.

  • @kennethmandich1637
    @kennethmandich1637 4 роки тому +117

    Chic fil a is just like the God of fast food. Literally

    • @finleythegolden2909
      @finleythegolden2909 4 роки тому

      I actually like McDonald’s mcnuggets the most but chick fail a over McDonald’s everyday since it’s way better

    • @elisepelham7952
      @elisepelham7952 4 роки тому +3

      Kenneth Mandich they aren’t the god the chicken sandwich is the god the chick-fil-a sauce are the priest
      chick-fil-a is the whole fricking religion

    • @Noah-tg3vf
      @Noah-tg3vf 4 роки тому +2

      Chick fil a is chicken made the Lord's way

    • @retrobebop61
      @retrobebop61 4 роки тому +2

      Kenneth Mandich Praise God! And pass me that Chick fil A sauce!

    • @duplicateify
      @duplicateify 4 роки тому

      Kenneth Mandich you think that, because of the sugar that they put on them that you have gotten addicted to.

  • @kleshreen
    @kleshreen 4 роки тому +21

    This is the first time I've watched a video from him, and after ranking Wendy's next-to-last, I feel like all credibility has been lost.

  • @slashplane
    @slashplane 4 роки тому +1

    I didn't even think of skipping to the end, then he talked about it and then I had to actively resist fast fowarding.

  • @AmyB.
    @AmyB. 4 роки тому +5

    I was wondering if Chick Fill A would be in the race, and if so, who could beat them. 😂 Also, even though I haven't had some of those brands, I absolutely hate BKs chicken nuggets. So to see them in last place is very gratifying. Thanks Matt! 😎💜

  • @jocelyn8035
    @jocelyn8035 4 роки тому +6

    When I was a child Burger King Nuggets were at least shaped like a crown. And I remember that being the entire appeal! 😂

  • @stevenhugley4025
    @stevenhugley4025 4 роки тому +20

    I would just like to point out, Burger King doesn’t claim to have “chicken” nuggets. They’re “crispy golden nuggets.” In other words, there is NO telling what you just ate.

    • @candicehoneycutt4318
      @candicehoneycutt4318 4 роки тому +2

      BK chicken has such a distinctive taste and I'm honestly not sure what it is

    • @honeybee6154
      @honeybee6154 4 роки тому +4

      I don't care what they're made of... could be my neighbors. I'll eat them anyway! 😂

    • @Drybones898
      @Drybones898 4 роки тому +1

      Their website says chicken nuggets and the boxes that we get in our deliveries say chicken nuggets. The website does say white meat. As far as I know they are chicken. Don’t take my word though, I just work on the board.
      I feel that “crispy golden nuggets” is branding to make them sound more appetizing.

  • @Gracie_3271
    @Gracie_3271 4 роки тому +10

    You should try ranking fast food Mac n cheese! Awesome video btw

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 роки тому +2

      Yes!

    • @janitor8884
      @janitor8884 4 роки тому

      There isnt a good fast food mac n cheese so no point.

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 роки тому

      @Janitor There’s at least one FF mac & cheese, and that’s KFC. Surely there are others? Does Popeye’s have one? LJS or Captain D’s? I don’t know. Maybe

  • @dibutler9151
    @dibutler9151 3 роки тому +1

    Back in the 80s, I worked at the Rainbow City, AL Wendy's. I was in charge of washing, cutting, marinating, breading, and frying, all of their REAL chicken.
    Yes, it used to be done all in house.

    • @CorbinDallasMP
      @CorbinDallasMP 2 роки тому

      Makes sense. Dave made his money to start Wendy’s working directly under the colonel.

  • @kennethestrada2435
    @kennethestrada2435 4 роки тому +17

    McDonald’s: Micky-Dees
    Whataburger: Wutaburger
    Sonic: Sawnic

    • @ladiiblue2u634
      @ladiiblue2u634 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds about right

    • @valerief1231
      @valerief1231 3 роки тому +2

      Texas: Waterburger is what I called it until I questioned it at around 20 years old lol.

    • @_grump.kittiiz
      @_grump.kittiiz 3 роки тому

      My father in law always called KFC colonel Sanders

  • @timhutchinson8485
    @timhutchinson8485 4 роки тому +8

    Do Nuggs, not Drugs is my new favorite catch-phrase.

  • @renaissancecards
    @renaissancecards 4 роки тому +48

    Hi im 10th
    I can't unsee the KFC arms and legs 😂

  • @soccertl
    @soccertl 4 роки тому +8

    "These are just edible spoons", lol

  • @5StarChatt
    @5StarChatt 4 роки тому +1

    I love this channel it’s like southern buzzfeed 😂😂😂

  • @crazysnake1096
    @crazysnake1096 3 роки тому +2

    Who would ever skip Matt. This guy is a national treasure y’all