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  • You do realize you're in uncharted waters?
    From Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 16 Episode 'The Beard': Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance to heterosexuality. George and his date have secrets. Jerry braces for a lie detector test.
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  • @DarthWill3
    @DarthWill3 Рік тому +312

    It's not everyday you see Elaine being on the receiving end of her own "get out!" 😆

  • @attyla2926
    @attyla2926 Рік тому +298

    He likes his team,he is set for his team. They are comfortable with their own equipment. True for sure 🤣

    • @jonhall8845
      @jonhall8845 Рік тому +37

      Well... it's why they lose very few players

    • @agayweirdo5404
      @agayweirdo5404 Рік тому +12

      @@jonhall8845 exactly 😆

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 Рік тому +10

      @@jonhall8845 damn straight!

    • @Mr.ChestHighWalls
      @Mr.ChestHighWalls Рік тому +9

      There’s also doubling the wardrobe 👍🏻

    • @DebNKY
      @DebNKY 10 місяців тому +3

      Never could argue with that logic.

  • @LowLevelNC
    @LowLevelNC Рік тому +177

    It’s obvious that Elaine considered him sponge worthy.

    • @MrBmick79
      @MrBmick79 Рік тому +8

      maybe they didn't need the sponge......

  • @VintageYakyu
    @VintageYakyu Рік тому +64

    "Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if YOU believe it."

  • @luisbazan8841
    @luisbazan8841 Рік тому +68

    Jerry: Are you that desperate?
    Elaine: Yes I am

  • @arvindhmani06
    @arvindhmani06 Рік тому +63

    "But we've got a good team!?" Elaine hasn't been more adorable than right here 😂☺️

  • @kurt6410
    @kurt6410 Рік тому +235

    The best part about being on the same team is you instantly double your wardrobe . When they approach a new recruit, I'm sure that's one of the big selling points.

    • @josephoswald2292
      @josephoswald2292 Рік тому +8

      The opposite s5e22 😂😂😂

    • @melodiefrances3898
      @melodiefrances3898 Рік тому +7

      If you wear the same size, yes, it definitely can come in handy.

    • @susieq8424
      @susieq8424 Рік тому +4

      @@melodiefrances3898 Been there! It was awesome: double the clothes, the shoes and accesories... You just need someone with a style you like 😂

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet Рік тому +11

      @@susieq8424 Then you'd be a true Seinfeldian, dating someone for their clothes.

    • @gomey70
      @gomey70 Рік тому +1

      play a record!

  • @angelacarleton9575
    @angelacarleton9575 Рік тому +57

    I love this episode about "two teams" to be considered. How funny is Elaine -she's terrific!

  • @kathrynbillinghurst188
    @kathrynbillinghurst188 Рік тому +37

    ‘Chicky boom… chicky voom… chicky boom voom boom!!!’
    My most favourite Elaine moment and when she says ‘ get out!!!!’ , then she pushes them! Lol 😝

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 Рік тому +35

    Elaine is right. We have access to our equipment 😏

  • @aj1800
    @aj1800 Рік тому +28

    You're not thinking conversion 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jrporter50
    @jrporter50 Рік тому +39

    She perceived a possibility 😂

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 Рік тому +76

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  • @saltech3444
    @saltech3444 Рік тому +22

    When Elaine is dissembling, she sort of falls into a southern accent: like "no siree bob" here at 0:37. She did it earlier, in the episode where she talks to George's boss pretending to be a nudist and says "naked, naked, naked."

    • @melodiefrances3898
      @melodiefrances3898 Рік тому +6

      Elaine dissembling is comic gold.
      Julia Louis-Dreyfas is a genius at doing this. You can literally see it happening to the character, until she runs out of anything coherent to say.
      I can very much relate to that feeling ... 🤣

  • @EbonyCoulter6723
    @EbonyCoulter6723 Рік тому +26

    Elaine nice try to chance him 😂😂😂

    • @sakabula2357
      @sakabula2357 Рік тому +8

      Not that there's anything wrong with that

  • @Zenithx3
    @Zenithx3 Рік тому +59

    Seinfeld was So Ahead of its time.

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv Рік тому

      No it wasn't. The regime has been pushing this since the 1970s.

    • @billienews
      @billienews 2 місяці тому +1

      Really ahead of it's time

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 Рік тому +10

    No siree Bob!

  • @SalesforceUSA
    @SalesforceUSA Рік тому +43

    Nobody on this planet can replace Michael Richards in that role of Cosmo. He is gold.

  • @fjfjrfjfjr
    @fjfjrfjfjr Рік тому +21

    Such great dialogue!!!

  • @alexmapp5444
    @alexmapp5444 Рік тому +38

    I love this scene!

  • @melodiefrances3898
    @melodiefrances3898 Рік тому +24

    She is so frickin funny in this.

  • @anevabay9771
    @anevabay9771 8 місяців тому +2

    "I dont have the equipment 24/7" literally a conversation i had with my young husband.

  • @Linda-in9ns
    @Linda-in9ns Рік тому +29

    Very funny just watched that episode the other night!! 👍😂

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb Рік тому +4

    You're Thinking Conversion 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport Рік тому +41

    Always enjoyed seeing Col. Flagg in this particular episode! He truly is The Whisper Of The Wind! On a side note...anytime I see another person wearing a hearing aid....I Smile knowing I'm perfectly fine with The Team I play on!🤣 p.s. One of the Truly Rare Times we see Elaine getting playfully pushed rather than her pushing one of the guys through the Wall!😂

  • @deirdre108
    @deirdre108 Рік тому +24

    Elaine was especially good in this episode.

  • @bradford_shaun_murray
    @bradford_shaun_murray Рік тому +9

    1:20 ... her face after Jerry's line lol

  • @sackjoyer9229
    @sackjoyer9229 Рік тому +27

    it's episodes like this that make me realize that elaine is my favorite

  • @TheTruthKiwi
    @TheTruthKiwi 8 місяців тому +2

    One of Elaine's best bits. 😂

  • @thecrow6915
    @thecrow6915 Рік тому +13

    Legendary Show

  • @dasikakn
    @dasikakn Рік тому +6

    Amazing writing

  • @claudiam2474
    @claudiam2474 Рік тому +6

    The blonde woman looks exactly like stephanie forrester

  • @-kaminhou-9834
    @-kaminhou-9834 Рік тому +11

    I cant believe this sitcom, is so good

    • @peterhoare3219
      @peterhoare3219 9 місяців тому +1

      I've been watching it basically daily since day dot, free to air, DVD, and keep thinking the same thing 😊

  • @GeoGuy388
    @GeoGuy388 Рік тому +24

    "You realize you're venturing into uncharted waters."
    Michele Bachmann: "Hold my non-alcoholic beverage."

  • @markmh835
    @markmh835 5 місяців тому

    My single favorite "Seinfeld" episode. Especially the part about "owning the equipment." So true! And it takes practice .... lots of practice. 😊😲😱😁👍

  • @DAMusic-qu2ec
    @DAMusic-qu2ec Рік тому +5

    Pure genius

  • @cbas9877
    @cbas9877 19 днів тому

    Kendrick is absolutely wild with the obscurity of this one

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 9 місяців тому +15

    The fact that this episode ends with him “going back to his team” - and Elaine failing in the long run - is what actually makes it rather progressive for its time.

    • @obvioushieidude7668
      @obvioushieidude7668 6 місяців тому

      Not really. You’re just some brainwashed wokester who thinks anything pre 2010 was some “evil oppressive era”. The truth is that society back then is way better than it is now. At least back then you didn’t have a bunch of weirdos trying to brainwash kids and inject them with hormones.

    • @adanactnomew7085
      @adanactnomew7085 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@obvioushieidude7668conversion "therapy" and circumcision beg to differ

  • @caseycase3418
    @caseycase3418 Рік тому +3

    Jeromy 🤣

  • @EbonyCoulter6723
    @EbonyCoulter6723 Рік тому +11

    Funny episode

  • @elizabradley4797
    @elizabradley4797 Рік тому +3

    Dirty Elaine ~ just has to diddle with the doddle ~

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 5 місяців тому +1

      But only if it is sponge-worthy. 😁👍

  • @johnjohnson3709
    @johnjohnson3709 6 місяців тому +2

    We always go back!!

  • @Italy55
    @Italy55 Рік тому +4

    So funny 🤣

  • @TheElecPlay92
    @TheElecPlay92 Рік тому +30

    Fun Fact: A lot of material was cut due to time constraints. Jerry and Elaine's meal was to evolve into a chopsticks contest; after Elaine announces she is making her move to convert Robert to heterosexuality, Jerry was to promise to brutally mock her if she fails; and after George tells him "It's not a lie if you believe it," Jerry was to practice this teaching by telling a man it is 2:30 when the clock says it is 4:15, with George nodding in silent approval.

  • @user-xr5gu1rq6f
    @user-xr5gu1rq6f Рік тому +1

    I love good science fiction

  • @kamnapavon4638
    @kamnapavon4638 Рік тому +2

    "Dirty Deeds, done Dirt Cheap.."
    Being a Secretary in the past, meant lots of 'Dirty Secrets'..... "Victoria's Secrets'?

  • @SalesforceUSA
    @SalesforceUSA Рік тому

    The best ,

  • @susieq8424
    @susieq8424 Рік тому +15

    I would definetely change teams for Elaine! 🔥😍🔥

  • @josephoswald2292
    @josephoswald2292 Рік тому +26

    This is why I feel like I can NEVER satisfy a woman who "switched teams" before. Not enough access to the equipment. LOL

    • @duttakunal82
      @duttakunal82 Рік тому +3

      You should be happy if you can get'em to switch teams once.. or a few times, before switching back.

    • @melodiefrances3898
      @melodiefrances3898 Рік тому +8

      Ask 😊
      Not only will you learn stuff, you will also score major points for caring enough to ask ...

  • @rustyt115
    @rustyt115 Рік тому +16

    Oh that Michael I hate him, he’s just so smug.

  • @robertjohnson1602
    @robertjohnson1602 Рік тому +3

    Love it.

  • @anthonyvasquezactor
    @anthonyvasquezactor Рік тому +39

    An episode that would never be made today.

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv Рік тому +8

      It's pro homosexuality. Not only would it be made, but mandated.
      You seem to have no idea how or why this censorship occurs.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@DrJ-hx7wvJust go further down the comments and read people complaining about it, Einstein. And no, it's not "pro" or "anti" anything, you don't understand how comedy can work and worked back in the day. You are the reason why the comment above is correct.

    • @adewilson132
      @adewilson132 10 місяців тому +1

      @@redacted2275there’s no reason why it couldn’t be made today.

    • @adewilson132
      @adewilson132 10 місяців тому +3

      How? This was pretty progressive.

  • @sirackcity
    @sirackcity Рік тому +2

    Ba ba ba boom ba ba ba boom baba chic chic boom 😄

  • @thetechlibrarian
    @thetechlibrarian Рік тому +6

    Jerry was really living a movie

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 10 місяців тому +1

      This is a sitcom, not a documentary series.

  • @dinabakyt
    @dinabakyt Рік тому +1

    “Oh, no! Don’t tell me!” Hahahah

  • @lumberjackdreamer6267
    @lumberjackdreamer6267 Рік тому +2

    Kramer did it.

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 Рік тому +6

    Ba ba ba ba ba boom, chic a boom, chic a boom boom, boom!

  • @Carlos-xz3vi
    @Carlos-xz3vi Рік тому +5

    ‘Cause I am a woman Bbbbbbbboom Shaka Boom Shaka Boom Boom! Lol!

  • @Tuilaione
    @Tuilaione Рік тому +5

    Elaine is a Superhero...

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 10 місяців тому +1

      She failed, Einstein.

  • @NasrinZzzz
    @NasrinZzzz Рік тому +12

    3:43 Because I'm a woman.
    Love my girl

  • @Andrea-cx9sv
    @Andrea-cx9sv 4 місяці тому +1

    You realize your venturing into uncharted waters?

  • @hristopopov7345
    @hristopopov7345 Рік тому +2

    Could someone explain Elaine's monologue on the equipment , while in Jerry's apartment. What exactly is meant

  • @shonda79able
    @shonda79able Рік тому +3

    "No reason." 👀👀

  • @jtirello3_111
    @jtirello3_111 11 місяців тому +2

    Ba-ba-ba-boom, chicky-boom, chicky-boom-boom-BOOM! Elaine just KNEW she had cracked the code.

  • @citizendissidentiv2488
    @citizendissidentiv2488 Рік тому +2

    After a distinguished career with the CIA during Korea and the Cold War. Col. Flagg went on to a very successful career in high finance.

    • @IIBNG76
      @IIBNG76 Рік тому

      He also ended up going blind for a while. Good to see he recovered.

  • @BoldWittyName
    @BoldWittyName Рік тому +9

    Julia is such a damn decent actress.

  • @johnjohnson3709
    @johnjohnson3709 6 місяців тому +1

    Hey guys, it’s not too late to join our team!

  • @D_veraz
    @D_veraz 4 місяці тому

    Not that there's anything wrong with that...

  • @aishx
    @aishx Рік тому +2

    Elaine didn't watch Chasing Amy 😌

  • @Sweet_Venom0027
    @Sweet_Venom0027 Рік тому

    I didn't get that last metaphor @4:21, can someone explain it to me please?

  • @keithwilson6060
    @keithwilson6060 11 місяців тому +3

    Is Elaine going to jail now?

  • @SilverPlayer2002
    @SilverPlayer2002 Рік тому +4

    Too bad no one knew that “Playing both teams” was considered an option for both teams at the time.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 10 місяців тому +6

      No, we knew at the time, we weren't Neanderthals in the 90s like people like to assume... but there's a thing called "preference"... and the character of Elaine would've never accepted that, she never gave that vibe even in her earlier hippie phase.

    • @tangerinetangerine4400
      @tangerinetangerine4400 11 днів тому

      Bisexuality was well known about in the 90s. How old are you?

  • @jackbynum2460
    @jackbynum2460 Рік тому +7

    Just cause we have access to our own equipment all the time... Doesn't mean we know how to handle it...better when a woman handles the equipment

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Рік тому +6

    Trans people figured out how to do trades within the league! 🏳️‍⚧️🤣

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 5 місяців тому +1

      Which is why trans folks are geniuses! 😁👍🌈

  • @trevertravis8963
    @trevertravis8963 8 місяців тому +3

    Now there are 735 different "teams".

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 5 місяців тому +1

      Viva la difference! 😁👍🌈

    • @steven-el3sw
      @steven-el3sw 5 місяців тому +2

      @@markmh835 no

  • @Ibhenriksen
    @Ibhenriksen 3 місяці тому

    Yankees vs Mets

  • @jusssayin480
    @jusssayin480 Рік тому

    This episode is ridiculous!

  • @wissenschaftkraft5075
    @wissenschaftkraft5075 Рік тому +1

    Jews Love gays!! LOL

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 5 місяців тому +1

      That's because they are open-minded and brilliant. 😁👍🌈

    • @wissenschaftkraft5075
      @wissenschaftkraft5075 5 місяців тому

      LOL Right@@markmh835

  • @DonTruman
    @DonTruman Рік тому +14

    LOL. Great open honest exploration of an idea. Could never do that today. The "woke" would explode in mindless rage.

    • @bannedheretic2971
      @bannedheretic2971 Рік тому +8

      So LET THEM explode in mindless rage!

    • @dasikakn
      @dasikakn Рік тому +17

      I’m woke and very much appreciate the humor in this. This is very true to real life where many people experience both sides to be sure.

    • @DonTruman
      @DonTruman Рік тому

      @@dasikakn the woke are completely disconnected from real life, so that's not persuasive. It's all about submission to the latest doctrine and punishing 'sinners'. In this instance, Elaine is the 'sinner' thinking and trying to "convert" him. Woke theology declares we are born a particular gender, and therefore attempts to change someone is a 'sin'. If you care about reality, then you aren't fully "woke."

    • @jeremymacdonald5584
      @jeremymacdonald5584 Рік тому +8

      @@dasikakn I dare say you aren't woke due to the fact that you can converse in a civil manner about this

    • @queenqueen977
      @queenqueen977 Рік тому +2

      You do realize the "woke" will be the first to be open about exploration and fluidity in sexuality right??? You right winger morons are hilarious

  • @taxpayer6079
    @taxpayer6079 Рік тому +20

    Playing the roulette wheel of STD’s, aids, monkey pox, and on and on.

    • @jusssayin480
      @jusssayin480 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, because straight people never get STD's and everything else.

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 Рік тому +1

      That's why we have protection. And birth control for the worst std of all, pregnancy. Let adults do what they do, holier than thou incel.

  • @jasonz7788
    @jasonz7788 Рік тому +7

    Did Elaine commit a hate crime? Oh wait that's todays stupid standard... It was just comedy then. I miss that time.... Sniff

  • @ForexRevolution
    @ForexRevolution Рік тому +2

    there are no real "teams" for that matter.

  • @gyovel
    @gyovel Рік тому +1

    In Israel we have minister that can convert them.

  • @MrNoidZ
    @MrNoidZ Рік тому +5

    4 people are broke because they're woke

  • @rjames881
    @rjames881 Рік тому +1

    Elaine not even cute 🤣🤣🤣 TF she thought she was going to do

  • @av2675
    @av2675 Рік тому +6

    One of those scenes that shows Seinfeld has not aged well. Very regressive

    • @patrickjack8101
      @patrickjack8101 Рік тому

      Go sit on one

    • @mattsbaseballcardbreaks5952
      @mattsbaseballcardbreaks5952 Рік тому +23

      How so?

    • @Xaforn
      @Xaforn Рік тому +5

      That would go for many shows especially ones from the 50’s like I Love Lucy. We still watch and enjoy them anyway.

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 Рік тому +22

      How has it not aged well?

    • @Droogs
      @Droogs Рік тому +6

      I don't think so, especially when you consider how most people think about those things.

  • @131313user
    @131313user Рік тому +1

    Forget about it