The Lazy Players Guide to 99 Thieving
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- Опубліковано 3 сер 2024
- 0:00 - Intro
0:48 - Opening Words
1:06 - Quest Rewarded Thieving Experience
----THIEVING TIPS & TRICKS----
1:41 - Reducing Failure Rate When Pickpocketing
1:51 - Gloves of Silence
2:43 - Ardougne Cloak 2, 3, & 4
3:43 - Dodge Necklace
4:26 - Rogues Outfit/Rogues Den
----LEVELING GUIDE----
5:10 - Level 1 to 24 (Questing)
7:24 - Level 24 to 25 (Cake/Bakery Stalls)
8:15 - Level 25 to 55 (Fruit Stalls)
----ARDOUGNE KNIGHT THIEVING----
9:45 - Level 55 to 99 (Ardougne Knights)
10:03 - Setting Up NPC Attack Options
10:40 - Safespotting Ardougne Knights
11:04 - Ardy Knight Splashing Clan Chats
12:17 - Level 55 to 70 Information
13:11 - Level 70 to 80 Information
13:44 - Level 80 to 95 Information
14:15 - Level 95 to 99 Information
14:59 - Final Thoughts
15:19 - Level 1 to 99 Thieving Recap Statistics
16:18 - Outro
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I've literally never seen anyone stand in front of the RuneScape login before
yah agreed :D
@@ryano5772 you mean offbrand slayermusiq1?
i love it, I think it exudes confidence
timimin she’s better than him
Chad type energy
Ardy knight, one of the richest guys in runescape, even the small pocket has millions of millions of gp
I wonder how much combat exp he would have from b0nking everyone
i hate thieving, I just train it a little bit at a time so that it's slightly higher than runecrafting so I don't waste my tears of guthix on it.
Exactly the Same Thing i do
I’ve started doing Sorceress's Garden runs, I do 1-2 inventory’s a day with the Autumn sq'irkjuice gets my around 40k xp, the runelite plugin is a must
Using dodgy necklaces on Ardy knights within the Splashworlds CC is the best. Great video as always!
Edit: For those new to CCs, you can click the little arrow above the CC world list. Usually the most populated world in there is one with a knight being splashed on.
9:10 don't drop those purple fruits. Eat them for run energy, if I'm not wrong, they give 30 run energy
cure poison too if not wrong
@@sou007 yeah it is, from what I remember, the xphour is higher
@@sou007 I know I'm late, but for anyone like myself watching this now. Running is faster. About 9 to 15k more from memory. It takes 4 ticks to loot a fruit then for it to be lootable again. Running means you grab a fruit every 3 ticks. It looks the same but it's fractionally faster. This adds up over the whole grind.
Your guides are the ones I needed and I didn't even know it. Thanks bud
you could've named this video, rates for thieving ardy knights
yeah this video is completely pointless. its not a full thieving guide. and everybody uses this method anyways so its not a "lazy guide" either its just a regular thieving method and one of the most common. just another pointless youtube channel reaching for anything to make useless content about. thumbs down man. if you dont have anything to separate you from other content creators then stop wasting peoples time because this method is in EVERY other guide out there.
Thank you for the guide, time for that pure grind to desert treasure.
Cheers brother.
Great video as always! Goodluck on maxing!
For a lazy thieving guide you definitely should have covered how to "black screen afk" knights. You don't even need to look at your screen. Set camera angle up. Hover first inventory over where the knight is, turn on collapsing menus with f keys and set resizable with stones at the bottom.
Now bind 2 keys to your F key for Inventory, and click. Then just click away and mix in an f key + click + f key. Makes coin pouches do nothing for the afk and makes thieving 10 times easier.
Just watch movies or play console games with a wireless keyboard or similar solution. I did it pre coin pouches and just bound spacebar to click.
Much needed guide!!!? Was. Going for Western Province Hard. Ty!
If i could go back in time to 2004 and tell myself something, my teenage self hearing:
"you will still be playing this game in 2020"
Would be a lot harder to believe than:
"...and, you'll still be a virgin"
Thanks for the video, it was mint.
Bro this was hella depressing go get some pussy and still play runescape
Brandon Bartosh bitches love gp
:=-I
Just workout in your room while you grind... Won't fix your addiction, but you might temper it with a new strange addiction ;)
This is the best guide, now I'm level 85 doing pickpocket to ardy knight. Thx
Good guides bud ! keep em coming. Subscribed
seeing you in the intro was solid!! Absolutely loved it, smart choice my friend!
Thanks! I wanted to do something different to make my videos a little more personable and relatable.
AsukaYen OSRS, you totally snagged me in that process! I will be coming back and back! Thanks for including Ironman tips, it helps me a lot! :)
I’m probably going to do PP though I need the scepters but once I get them I am following this 100% :)
Omg thanks for the fruit stall method in Hosidius! Way faster than blackjacking bandits in Pollnivneach since they always hit me and is way more click intensive. Fruit stalls is so much more passive too!
Just a tip, if you are running back and forth at the fruit stalls in kourend you can eat the strange fruit (The purple one) to replenish 30 run energy.
Very informative and thorough!
I don't know how people do this to 99. I did it for 20 mins and my hand was getting Arthur's right tit.
Is it the games ultimate way to guide players into a macro program or Jagex's response to botters with a whole skill based on punishingly boring content to get revenge on players who try to cheat? Runecrafting sucked so they added agility was an early sign from them. Take a rewarding skill that is still aweful and take the rewards away...
Pahaha
i got a foot usb pedal. it works nicely for this. also you can alternate with pyramid plunder.
Lmfao I like that
@@zandiskoul I swear, RuneScape is one giant Turing test and real world gold selling is a grant system for AI research.... It's like they realized "we're gonna be fucked if AGI is anything like normal humans, so why don't we train it with something only the OCDest autists can enjoy?"
Currently quarantined and my computer's hard drive just died. So this is the perfect skill for mobile! Gotta stay entertained somehow.
Thieving for myself was really easy skill to train, master farmer is amazing money per hour :)
Thanks for this man
Great guide man! Keep them coming!
amazing guide! subbed
Thanks, finally a helpful guide
just what i needed, thank you :D
Now make the “Gold Farmer’s guide to 99”
thanks man, have a safe and happy new years
I remember pyramid plunder being pretty dank. I got to 94 thieving pre EoC in like 2010 i think.
I remember it taking me longer to get to the optimal start level for pyramid plunder, thank it took me to get 94.
Dont remember why I gave up though tbh.
Thanks brother. Idk who tf would dislike this lmao. I hate thieving so fuck yeah
Thumbnail: shows pyramid plunder
Video: quest until 24, cake stall until 25, fruit stall to 55, the ardy Knights till 99
Scammed again
Sometimes I wanna wee the different methods not just their chosen. This a bad "lazy" guide to because I hate questing cuz I'm goddamn lazy lol
Damn, rewatching some of the guides. How did I miss you repping the MD gear everywhere. Lol keep up the great guides, appreciate the work you put in for us (and being in MD is a cool bonus!)
Also @ 8:45, its faster to stay at 1 fuit stall. When you're running to the next stall, the first stall respawns before you get to the next, meaning staying st the first stall and stealing from it is faster than switch stalls every theft. Essentially when the first stall respawns, you are wasting 1 game tick getting to the 2nd stall before you can steal from it, when there are no ticks wasted standing at the same stall (and no run energy is used).
Thanks man I really didn’t wanna to back to master farmers
Always makes my Sunday morning. Don’t know what we’re gonna do when you’ve done all the skills.
Watch more videos that come out every Sunday. 😋
runelite's configuration entity hider> hide players is a very useful thing he missed
fruit stall can actually be half decent gp if you take baskets to hold the fruit.
that's a good idea, although doing the fruit stall on mobile makes dropping the fruit so easy
if your combat level is above 80 i recommend the fur stall in ardrougne for getting to 55. You should be able to kill the guards that stop you as fast as the fur can respawn, and as long as you rapid click the fur you can steal it even if you're spotted.
I got rocky at 23 thieving mind blown
i love this skill, just take like 5-6 hours to get 55 and with the rogues armour and medium diaries of ardounge you getlots of experience and nice coins while training
your hats are sick
Thanks! I collect them.
That Ardy knight might need some therapy after having a bunch of people touching him.
Sitting here procrastinating bringing my Thieving Level from 48 to 53 as my last desert treasure requirement… Hate Thieving 😅
Where did you get that autoclicker for ardy knights and why isn't that included in the guide?
A little Ironman tip:
You only have to trap the dog that patrols the north. The southwest dog won’t be able to see you behind the stall and the dog to the east will spot you, but flinch and run away. Bank everything, especially papaya and pineapples
the hosidious fruit stalls have been moved from south zeah, to hosidious city centre
zulu has the best loot tab ive seen
Running between the fruit stalls eat the strange fruit and papaya for run energy
Go Ravens!
we not gonna talk about how you have your run turned on while theiving the ardy knight?
What difference does it make?
@@AsukaYenOSRS when the knight moves positions and messes up everyones afk clicking, that's caused by people thieving with run on.
@@kyle-qw5yx so do it on a splasher world like everyone else
Yugi Muto happens while it’s being splashed on because people have run on
@@kyle-qw5yx that's not the reason why. It has never been confirmed and it's just one of those fake information things that pass around. The Knight moves due to multiple people failing the pickpocket on the same tick, run energy does not affect this
After extensively testing it, it's slower to do both fruit stalls than it is to do one, plus it requires more clicks and attention. Furthermore, the 40k rate is not possible, you max out at around 32k even with extreme concentration.
Woohoo!
to be honest, I do think that pickpocketing the master farmer until 45 is recommended because you could make 1 mil profit along with the exp and only have 10 or 15% less xp/hr
Did you come across that loot tab on the 2007runescape sub? Some guy had a 60k Rune Dragons tab that would fit right in.
this is my first time here and i love your content , this is really helpful, i'm from Venezuela, and i really thanks this guide, please!! dont report me! XD :(
LAZY players guide to 99 THIEVING: Click the same spot 1000000 billion times
GZ on 99!
I would definitely do summer squirk juice over knights at 65 I wish I would've done that instead. Insanely more afk, and more exp/hr until roughly 73 thieving @ knights assuming dodgey and diary. Honestly 75 thieving is more accurate. Both knight values are assuming perfect pickpocketing. Go learn 1 clicking at Sorc Garden thank me later
My brain cant handle mindlessly clicking on a knight. Rather just do PP so I can actively do something.
Watch a video or something while you mindlessly click the knight
same man even with a video its aids. PP is the savor wish there where more ways to train thieving rather than mindlessly spamming.
I have really bad hand pains so thieving is an absolute nightmare for me. It hurts to train quite a bit. Once I hit 53 for desert treasure I’ll probably stop
Thanks for the guide though! I love watching these. Your showcasing of lazy, afk but still efficient methods is perfect for me. I really like how you show various options and also include the total profit and times
Hieronymous Lex You can always use your feet!
Yeah I have pains to.... and I need 75 for fremnik diaries so I can unlock all the lunar spells lol
bit late but you can change your mouse scroller to act as left click on your mouse. You can then have the mouse on your lap
we gunna pretend like this man isnt showing himself auto clicking the knight lmfao
Wait so.. I don't need to wear ARdoudgne Cloak or the gloves, I can wear whatever and I get the bonus?
I got Ardougne Hard Diaries done,
Fruit Stall tip - Eat the strange fruit you steal to restore your stamina!
Check your shadows caused by your hat, makes you look like you are wearing face paint. Scroll over the playback bar and look at the preview box of your intro and outro
I'm still working on getting a full set up. :( I only have a couple of lights that I can use at the moment that I've positioned as best I could.
They’re doing that poor knight so dirty lol.
Got the Rocky pet at 53 thieving from fruit stalls 💯
my buddy just got it at 48 at the fruit stalls too, where tf u bastards findin this luck at xD. gz tho!
Let's go O's
I switched to one tap sorcerers garden and it's lower intensity than ardy knights while also being faster. ardy knights are good for watching shows or something. Sor garden for playing multiple amounts at a time
thx used this guide and got thieving pet at level 47 at fruit stalls
Gratz!
Ardy knight the skill. Ardy knight rates per hour the video
What I really need is a guide to diaries. Iv noticed they have "required skill lvls" then "required quests" but the skill levels only take into account the diary tasks not the quests then after I grind all my levels to do tasks all at once I find there is a quest that is like pssssh you need more cooking levels idiot! Then I have to stop that and go lvl again lol
Does anyone know the impact of not having the Ardy cloak level 2? Is it just a 10% penalty?
Is the mini game at level 49 stealing artefacts a good option ? I heard it's 150K/hour xp
Gloves of silence??? Whatttt??? Edit: ahhhh the cloak cancels out. That’s why I haven’t heard of them
jackderaway duh
thanks :D
hey! how do you drop your fruits so fast? which plugin is that?
I dont understand why you ran back and forth between fruit stalls. The fruit respawns before you can loot the other side meaning its slower and less afk to do it that way.
You can only steal from the same stall once every 5 ticks, however you can run across and steal from the other stall in only 4 game ticks. If you're playing tick perfectly, you'll get 25% more exp/hour running back and forth.
Now are the rates from 55 to 70 with the ardy medium diary done?
can i train 25-55 thieving on 1 def pure at hosidius house?
Ardoin
the ardy cloak 2 i only for stalls? so its not pickpocketing npc's
You have quality guides, however they are very drawn out and could be shortened alot.
what about the ham outfit?
oh shit didnt notice O's hat u from bmore ? thats where i live haha i never knew that!
Nah. Not baltimore. I am in Maryland though.
@@AsukaYenOSRS Right on man. GO BIRDS! 😁
How did you make a video on lazy thieving and not mention one click summer garden?
woah what the?... the scroll bar is named and plated!?!?
I actually found for fruit stalls its faster to camp one stall and eat anything edible between ticks only dropping the inv when near full of inedibles you save alot of time dropping
Go O’s
Is it me, or whenever I see them pick pocket, there eyes are turning red?
Is this why I keep seeing ppl running back and forth by the fruit stalls.
If you cant make it to the other side before the other one respawns your loosing xp/h 8:48
by using both stalls you can get 40-42k/hr. If using just one it's 33-34k. Once you get into a rhythm you're set for max xp/hr
@@AsukaYenOSRS but the stall you pick from spawns before you make it to the other side so its literally pointless to run between stalls
@@calummcleod9791 I believe it's 1 tick faster. I can't explain it, but when you get the rhythm down it feels faster. I did this just earlier. I was on one stall for a few hours then switched to doing two and noticed it was quicker.
“You’re trying to be lazy” 🤣🤣 isn’t that the truth.
I'd love to play RuneScape again, but i'm not playing RS3 and i'm not levelling all my skills again in OSRS. :(
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my settings menu does NOT look like yours x.x
Watching you run back and forth between those fruit stalls hurt me. If the one you just picked is respawning at the same time you get to the next one then you would be getting the same amount or more xp by just standing in front of one and waiting for it to respawn 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
I've seen so many people do this and get pissed when I "crash" them like lol. They respawn roughly every 3.4 seconds
Running between the stalls is faster because the game limits the rate that you can steal from any one stall to once every 5 ticks, but you can run across and steal from the other stall in 4 ticks. If you're running tick perfectly you'll see roughly 25% more exp/hour.
its been tested and despite how it looks its faster to steal from both.. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ refer to STIIWIS's comment
Random question , will you be creating these guides for F2P accounts?? Curious to see those methods and the drastic time difference.
f2p thieving doesnt exist tho....
for the fruit stalls, why exactly are you running back and forth? it's not faster lol you are actually spending more time, the fruit stall refills faster than you can run to other side therefore it's not better to run it's more efficient to just click on one stall. i tested this out.
It actually is. If you stan in one spot, there is a 1 tick delay when you steal. If you run back and forth, you avoid this.
AsukaYen OSRS il take another look when i get back on, but i did not really notice the delay. For me the stall respawns when i am half a step away from other stall and i found it faster to just stick one stall so not sure either way it’s pretty damn close but il keep an eye out for that delay you mentioned because you may be right.
Orioles fan? That's a rough life, man,
you're not wrong.
I know the feels. but them ravens and the capitals cover it.
Go O's
You from Bmore?
Nah. Bout 2 hours or so south
@@AsukaYenOSRS ah gotcha . Didn't know if you were down to get a beer or some hot chicken from wet city if you were in the city lol
This is the complete opposite of lazy js
Don't alternate stalls when stealing fruit from Hosidius. You can see in the video that the first stall has already respawned before you've reached the other side. It will cost you xp and requires more concentration.
I've tested both methods and running back and forth gets you more xp an hour... I think it's because of ticks.
Mate, the whole problem is people having their run on, and what do you show people: to pickpocket the knight with their run on. Please edith that part of the vid. Thats the whole reason the splashworlds get messed up.