Using ORBITAL LASERS To Delete Intern's ENTIRE Career in Forts

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  • @tylerrose3633
    @tylerrose3633 2 роки тому +297

    Intern: *breathes*
    Blitz: That's illegal!

  • @Aeguis
    @Aeguis 2 роки тому +366

    If you're gonna remove material, have storage so that the eco is not wasted.

  • @c0d3metallic97
    @c0d3metallic97 2 роки тому +731

    As a top 100 player in forts, this gameplay is so painful yet so entertaining at the same time

    • @Khaim.m
      @Khaim.m 2 роки тому +114

      As someone who has watched any top level play, once, same.

    • @Sumirevins
      @Sumirevins 2 роки тому +119

      As someone who has never played forts but only Watched UA-camrs playthrough, same

    • @xAcoNm1x
      @xAcoNm1x 2 роки тому +12

      Very painful😅

    • @G8tb
      @G8tb 2 роки тому +41

      Woooow, tryhard
      If you don't get it, it was a joke

    • @LSG_Squadron
      @LSG_Squadron 2 роки тому +60

      @@G8tb I'm a memer myself but we both can agree that your joke was garbage

  • @normalchannel2185
    @normalchannel2185 2 роки тому +108

    best defense late game in forts is to just build a huge wall of portals in front of your boat(linked to each other in pairs) so that whenever anything is fired it either goes in the water or towards your enemy.
    obviously, the downside is that you also cannot shoot, but you can use it to store up materials to build like a nuke, delink a portal, and connect it to one in the back, so intern/opponent has no idea that a portal is not in defense mode, launch the nuke and then link the portal back in defense mode

    • @luhopi
      @luhopi 2 роки тому

      Please answer what mods are the laser and portals

    • @toasty_the_fox
      @toasty_the_fox 2 роки тому +3

      The portal makes a LOUD sound cue when it's being linked

    • @toasty_the_fox
      @toasty_the_fox 2 роки тому +7

      @@luhopi
      It's all official material by the devs
      Moonshot DLC for the Buzzsaw, Magna Beam, Smoke Launcher, Portal material and three commanders - Moonshine, Buster and Phantom
      High Seas DLC for the weapons - Hardpoint which is upgraded to the Deckgun and Orbital Laser, Marine Swarm Missiles, Harpoon Gun, Runway for airplanes, Shield Dome and devices - Smoke Stack and Propeller

    • @normalchannel2185
      @normalchannel2185 2 роки тому +4

      @@toasty_the_fox yeah, but the enemy is not gonna be sitting there training their guns on you all the time. You can, if you are fast enough link it and shoot and delink it before the enemy shots come through.

    • @toasty_the_fox
      @toasty_the_fox 2 роки тому +2

      @@normalchannel2185 no like the portal isn't invincible when it's being linked, it takes roughly 6? sniper shots to destroy completely when not being repaired and jesus christ you can breathe on it with a Minigun or literally any heavy weapon, even the Fire beam for christ's sake, and it shatters

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 Рік тому +19

    Intern: "What is that?"
    Blitz: "That's a laser."
    Me: Looks more like a laser *pointer.* 😀

  • @ponyperson7513
    @ponyperson7513 2 роки тому +164

    Could watch this for hours and hours, so entertaining

    • @ez_theta_z9317
      @ez_theta_z9317 2 роки тому +5

      if you want to see more forts, try Project Incursus Gaming or SynergyGamingTV, they both do a lot more forts and are far more competent

    • @hudson5796
      @hudson5796 2 роки тому

      @@ez_theta_z9317 yep they make blitz look like child play

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 2 роки тому +1

      @@ez_theta_z9317 have you ever wondered the fact that people like Blitz for his personality, rather then how good he is at games?

    • @ez_theta_z9317
      @ez_theta_z9317 2 роки тому +4

      @@Unmustache1 i do know that, i am just providing alternatives if they want to see more forts. maybe they will get into the game and enjoy it for themselves

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 2 роки тому

      @@ez_theta_z9317 understandable, yeah sorry about being a bit rude there

  • @nuggies3187
    @nuggies3187 2 роки тому +74

    “Oh the turns are gonna table this time” -Blitz 2022

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 2 роки тому +3

      that is a quote from the office

    • @nuggies3187
      @nuggies3187 2 роки тому +2

      @@Unmustache1 read it again

    • @wollywogholder3313
      @wollywogholder3313 2 роки тому +2

      @@nuggies3187 They said it like that in purpse

  • @Eenkognito
    @Eenkognito 2 роки тому +238

    They never seem to use their active abilities, which would make this exciting.

    • @ez_theta_z9317
      @ez_theta_z9317 2 роки тому +27

      they don't even pick commanders or use them in any way

    • @awesom1ser264
      @awesom1ser264 2 роки тому +6

      I'm not sure they know there are active abilities

    • @tiberius0716
      @tiberius0716 2 роки тому +1

      @@awesom1ser264 They used them before, so they know.

    • @mag51284
      @mag51284 2 роки тому +1

      I'm pretty they either play like trash for content, or don't care about being good.

    • @obsidianfrost9514
      @obsidianfrost9514 2 роки тому

      They play for fun it also seems they at times intentionally drag the games out

  • @TheJorntTaker
    @TheJorntTaker 2 роки тому +43

    Blitz makes a good point. Even a lot of Swedish people hate Swedish liquorice

    • @da_dog_lol8341
      @da_dog_lol8341 2 роки тому +2

      We finns love salty liquorice😋😋 we call it salmiakki

    • @bongus4108
      @bongus4108 2 роки тому

      Swedish fish?

    • @bongus4108
      @bongus4108 2 роки тому

      I like Swedish fish 😃

    • @Justthatguy1998
      @Justthatguy1998 2 роки тому

      @@da_dog_lol8341 is there a food/candy that tastes similar to salted licorice, so I have a frame of reference besides mixing my licorice with salt

    • @NeroSonOfVergil101
      @NeroSonOfVergil101 2 роки тому

      Ick!

  • @EEEEEEEE
    @EEEEEEEE 2 роки тому +49

    Intern also crushed you many times. Your entire boat imploded

  • @Poop-qz9yn
    @Poop-qz9yn 2 роки тому +12

    You can bind the weapons to hotkeys so you dont have to click on them to select them

  • @eliacasado1513
    @eliacasado1513 2 роки тому +23

    Fun Fact:
    The candy Blitz called salted liquorice is called "djungelvrål" in swedish which translates to "jungle roars" in english and Blitz is so very wrong here cause its delicous and ill never forgive Blitz for what he said about my beloved djungelvrål

  • @kaungkhantkyaw7044
    @kaungkhantkyaw7044 2 роки тому +19

    Loving these Forts videos..u guys should try with different ships for each or ship vs base or something..cuz not knowing where the opponent's cores sounds alot of fun😁😁

  • @kperkins1982
    @kperkins1982 2 роки тому +67

    I love these videos so much. I wish they'd go for half an hour before even firing a shot it would be so fun to watch it all go to hell.

  • @ethanb2478
    @ethanb2478 2 роки тому +6

    Yes! More Forts! Love the vids Blitz!

  • @Chillbirbo
    @Chillbirbo 2 роки тому +24

    Saw the title and immediately knew that intern was going to take an unpaid leave.

  • @Amodh1257
    @Amodh1257 2 роки тому +3

    Blitz one of the best combos imo is firebeaming an area (to severely weaken it) and then using the plasma laser on the same area like as soon as the firebeam ends. That way the plasma laser cuts way further in!
    Edit: Also put a little background bracing in front of your doors so your opponent can't tell when they're open (so they can't snipe your weapons)

  • @DeadDelta275
    @DeadDelta275 2 роки тому +19

    In an Alternate Timeline: *Intern splits your boat in 3 with howitzer and orbital lasers*

    • @farmingpotato3372
      @farmingpotato3372 2 роки тому +2

      Blitz talking to another fan: (quickly turns head to face him) we don't talk about that (turns head back)

  • @Tyfu39944
    @Tyfu39944 2 роки тому +1

    “You take the crown, I’ll take the candy”
    Interns got his priorities straight

  • @MaIn0urish3d
    @MaIn0urish3d 2 роки тому +20

    Love the content, keep it up

  • @happyjeff6174
    @happyjeff6174 2 роки тому +2

    Maybe try putting energy thing higher on the ship? Love the forts content!!!

  • @linho2616
    @linho2616 2 роки тому

    Like the intro where you explain everything before going into the video, gives you a heads up about what the video is about (except the ad)

  • @HughMann
    @HughMann 2 роки тому +1

    God I love this game. Keep playing this Blitz. I got a fever of 103° and this is the only thing gettIng me through

    • @ez_theta_z9317
      @ez_theta_z9317 2 роки тому

      try watching Project Incursus Gaming if you like forts
      or SynergyGamingTV
      both are far more competent

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 2 роки тому

      @@ez_theta_z9317 i have found you once more in this comment section, maybe just realize they like Blitz for being Blitz.

    • @ez_theta_z9317
      @ez_theta_z9317 2 роки тому +1

      @@Unmustache1 i do realize that some people like him for him, i am just providing other alternatives on the chance that they like forts and want to see more of the game

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 2 роки тому

      @@ez_theta_z9317 ye, apologies. I assumed that it was Blitz’s videos that got them through, not fort videos

  • @ezzzzyyy
    @ezzzzyyy 2 роки тому +1

    I basically just downloaded mech arena so that i can friend and play with blitz... Overpowered marketing strategies only found on Blitz's channel

  • @LukeVilent
    @LukeVilent 2 роки тому +1

    The main thing I've learned from this video: I'm not the only one who absolutely HATES this ABSOLUTE ABOMINATION of salty licorice candies.

  • @ChickenFries69
    @ChickenFries69 2 роки тому +17

    Love how we can hear Intern, Makes it lovelier than before :)
    It was already lovely with the two of them, but it makes it better with them talking back and forth

  • @Balphazar_Bewlth
    @Balphazar_Bewlth Рік тому

    2:18 As a swede, I took that personally.

  • @ChaosSammakko
    @ChaosSammakko 10 місяців тому +1

    Excuse me, salted licourice? A swede candy? Disgusting?
    1. It is salmiakki
    2. It is finnish
    3. It is delicious.
    How could you, blitz, how could you?!

  • @benwarren8917
    @benwarren8917 2 роки тому +1

    This is amazing!! I like it so much keep it up! You guys make me laugh so much. You guys deserve so many more subs and likes. All that agree say I

  • @NotTheBomb
    @NotTheBomb Рік тому

    Love how near the end. It turned in a BB fighting an Escort Carrier

  • @Wooddors
    @Wooddors 9 місяців тому

    I’m surprised blitz doesn’t have more views

  • @aiosquadron
    @aiosquadron 2 роки тому +1

    The magma beam is basically bullet magnet. You fire it and start shooting other weapons then all the other bullets will be drawn to it.

  • @hotsause911
    @hotsause911 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you for the good vids, forts is my favorite!👍

  • @stevenastillero9599
    @stevenastillero9599 2 роки тому +2

    Relentless assault. Brutal. This was both so bad yet so good as well, lmao.

  • @firstcyberbattalion7531
    @firstcyberbattalion7531 2 роки тому +3

    You should use control groups to group fire missiles

  • @GhostMan407
    @GhostMan407 2 роки тому +1

    blitz seems really damn good at this game

  • @ramen_noods_01
    @ramen_noods_01 Рік тому +2

    1:37 to skip the ad

  • @Woodybear116
    @Woodybear116 Рік тому

    10:38 watching p.m. just for you😊

  • @GigaKerbal
    @GigaKerbal 2 роки тому +1

    How does the orbital laser work? Does it simply contact the coordinates to a satellite orbiting above the battlefield, or does it actually send charged electrons to the satellite with powers it up and the laser harnesses that power into a beam? Why wouldn't the satellite be able to visually find the coordinates, and why wouldn't it already be powered? These are the questions that need to be answered.

  • @Darknesiya
    @Darknesiya 2 роки тому

    This was mucho fun to watch. 😸

  • @ImmortalHH2000
    @ImmortalHH2000 2 роки тому +4

    Would it be possible to load the front of your ship with portals linked to horizontal portals on your own deck, and then shoot an orbital laser on your own deck to create a super laser? Could be fun

    • @cyantasks7129
      @cyantasks7129 2 роки тому +1

      ooooh

    • @Maniac_MrMcGee
      @Maniac_MrMcGee Рік тому

      Idk if it'd work but if it does then say goodbye to the opposing team

  • @CharlieDean-n1g
    @CharlieDean-n1g 2 місяці тому +3

    I wish these vids weren’t rigged it’s still cool

    • @Islanderridergang
      @Islanderridergang 25 днів тому

      Wait what?

    • @abkreitmann
      @abkreitmann 24 дні тому +1

      It's clearly not rigged, he literally mentioned that he lost to him before right in the beginning, and also, even if it was rigged, you'd be saying the opposite, wishing that blitz won, so why are you complaining? Like, this video has been up for 2 years, if it was rigged then somebody would've made a video on it by now, but they don't, because it's not rigged. Nobody's even gonna see you're comment that u made a month ago because this non peice of rigged footage was made 2 YEARS AGO, why are you hating on a video made TWO YEARS AGO. 🤦🫣😑

    • @CharlieDean-n1g
      @CharlieDean-n1g 20 днів тому

      It’s not hate but they are rigged blitz always wins in his vids and intern wins on his channel other than the tower one they are all rigged I love blitz content but I just wish they weren’t rigged

  • @Stalker_Monkee
    @Stalker_Monkee Рік тому

    Naw, Blitz is a secret top-1 forts player, just he holds back

  • @superkillskulldeath6624
    @superkillskulldeath6624 2 роки тому +4

    blitz i played that game years ago an your right it is kind of fun but when i played there was a few people that cheated the game for money an gear there was a support thing for it an the support helped with it so over all for a phone game not only dose it look nice an play well you get the help you need if you need any

  • @Corruptedguardian717
    @Corruptedguardian717 2 місяці тому

    The good ol days of blitz

  • @willmartin8407
    @willmartin8407 2 роки тому

    Dear blitz I have a genius idea you should build a wall of portals so that when intern shoots in it will go out towards him he will use his own weapons against him then you can use war missiles if he doesn’t shoot
    From will

  • @ninjustugta1332
    @ninjustugta1332 2 роки тому +4

    Who else remembers when intern didnt talk

  • @baaaaaaa9112
    @baaaaaaa9112 2 роки тому +1

    Blitz:idk where is your back reactor
    Me:maybe it’s in the back they are the same right

  • @prateekgajjala5351
    @prateekgajjala5351 2 роки тому

    The wrong laser cannon that blitz place was actually a magnetic laser cannon. It attracts ammo types such as mortar ammo, 20 millimeter bullets, e.t.c

  • @Gojo.1125
    @Gojo.1125 2 роки тому +1

    Keep going I ❤ it!

  • @anakiihn_revan5703
    @anakiihn_revan5703 2 роки тому

    I played mech arena once for a few weeks, arachnos is indeed really fun to play, I recommend these laser snipers on both sides, you’re like 95% mvp every round

  • @dannyboy3435
    @dannyboy3435 2 роки тому +2

    Blitz: Everything is cool, when you play by the rules... WITH LASERS!
    Intern in his mind: Nothing is ever cool, when you play by Blitz's rules!!

  • @larasantico9525
    @larasantico9525 6 місяців тому

    The intro is so epic for me

  • @SzechuanMan
    @SzechuanMan 2 роки тому

    So I looked at your mech arena squad. I suggest upgrading the rank on your panther. That way it can use things like longarms or a disc launcher.

  • @joshuvastephen1377
    @joshuvastephen1377 2 роки тому

    Forts are so fun to watch

  • @MiniSlac
    @MiniSlac 2 роки тому +1

    Where BLITZ with infinite everything VS Intern with infinite everything in FORTS at? 🤔

  • @The0Gamer379
    @The0Gamer379 2 роки тому +1

    45 minutes well spent on making this recording. Well done, intern, on being fodder!!

  • @Ankh_Ramses
    @Ankh_Ramses 2 роки тому +1

    Yeahh Earllyyy. Love Your videos blitz!

  • @Everything_Theory83
    @Everything_Theory83 Рік тому +1

    As A Top 50 Player In Forts Saying That Go Blitz

  • @playerknownwell3702
    @playerknownwell3702 2 роки тому

    Blitz please for the love of god, press pgup/pgdown when using a laser, you can calibrate it so it shows you where the projectile will land with bullet drop

  • @ossian-yj9nj
    @ossian-yj9nj 9 місяців тому

    2:00 hey we have moar stuf like a cobination of choclet and like a type of crispy thing

  • @xammax_8899
    @xammax_8899 2 роки тому

    BLITZ has the Dumbs. He doesn't Salted Liquorish is Wounderful!

  • @Lan-gh6tp
    @Lan-gh6tp 6 місяців тому

    blitz halfway destroyed intern before he even built the orbital laser

  • @oofooflemon
    @oofooflemon 2 роки тому

    blitz is pog *try to change my mind*

  • @josephmathew4119
    @josephmathew4119 2 роки тому +1

    Blitz you should add a slo-mo of each core detonating it will make it more fun to watch.

  • @terrifictortoise5602
    @terrifictortoise5602 2 роки тому

    As a person from Sweden I love that they roasted licorice😂

  • @davidmiller4671
    @davidmiller4671 2 роки тому

    Love the videos my dude

  • @TheMNWolf
    @TheMNWolf 3 місяці тому

    Salted licorice isn't the worst thing ever, but it's in the same zip code. Try fermented herring or century egg.

  • @superboy11videos20
    @superboy11videos20 2 роки тому

    Love it I watched the video two minutes after it came out

  • @oibaldi
    @oibaldi 2 роки тому

    this game looks awesome

  • @lm3lmahmd6476
    @lm3lmahmd6476 2 роки тому

    Poor Intern my boy Bliz have mercy on him XD

  • @marshmallow00127
    @marshmallow00127 2 роки тому

    Yes, the duo

  • @benviljoen8245
    @benviljoen8245 2 роки тому

    good video definetly watching more modded forts

  • @AllStuffofWonder_YT
    @AllStuffofWonder_YT 2 роки тому +1

    Blitz: Your ship is tipping, Intern.
    Intern: Tries to build something in the back of his ship.
    Blitz: I hate you.
    Intern: The end of my ship is out of my build zone!
    Blitz: DESTROYS INTERN WITH AN ORBITAL LASER AND SOME NUKES.

  • @user-giganiga546
    @user-giganiga546 2 роки тому

    2:20 Can I have that salted liquorice?!?!?

  • @thelightning444
    @thelightning444 9 місяців тому +2

    Swedish candy isn’t bad!?

  • @zeebeeplayz
    @zeebeeplayz 2 роки тому

    I was just watching a video that was also sponsored by mech arena! Funniest part is it was from a completely different game and channel as well as being made 7 months ago.

  • @Eastwood69
    @Eastwood69 2 роки тому

    "Click to dismiss"
    Blitz: "No"

  • @hipp0_yt
    @hipp0_yt 2 роки тому

    i cant believe that blitz is a former slave emancipated after the civil war

  • @Langli115
    @Langli115 2 роки тому +1

    YO! I love the title 🤣

  • @mooncatcher7753
    @mooncatcher7753 2 роки тому +2

    do a game where both of you have very reduced build speed and infinite materials

  • @spitfiredemon1520
    @spitfiredemon1520 2 роки тому +3

    Is blitz really good or is everyone bad well whatever I like to think that blitz is a god at this game.

  • @kamiljastrzebski6510
    @kamiljastrzebski6510 2 роки тому

    I love when something Goes boom boom

  • @tikoko20
    @tikoko20 2 роки тому +1

    Please do planet crafter tomorrow! :)

  • @alexcao6977
    @alexcao6977 11 місяців тому

    7:29 defensive swarm missiles

  • @OndraVondra
    @OndraVondra 19 днів тому

    sus issue that forts should fix: if you set fire on the ship and then delete the core if the ship is sinkink the fire will still be fired and not matter if its under water

  • @shayhsopwagqehghggtfyggty2635
    @shayhsopwagqehghggtfyggty2635 2 роки тому

    I love your videos blitz!

  • @dogwog877
    @dogwog877 2 роки тому

    I love forts plis make more

  • @Banan_Man_
    @Banan_Man_ 2 роки тому

    blitz would be a horrible boss, destroying all these interns

  • @wolfgaming2977
    @wolfgaming2977 2 роки тому

    love your content also play more clone drone in the danger zone and please play barons game bot wars

  • @tiikerisalama
    @tiikerisalama 2 роки тому

    2:23 salted licorice is the best and I'm not from Sweeden im from Finland. Oh yeah and in Finland we put licorice into everything.

  • @TheMeanAdmin
    @TheMeanAdmin 2 роки тому

    How the hell Blitz bombs his own smokestacks 20 times in a row and still won't build up some wood to shoot the bloody swarm higher ^^;

  • @nero0904
    @nero0904 2 роки тому

    Okay, I saw in forts there are hot keys, u can set 3 weapons on each key to fire.
    Aim, set weapons on the keys, and just press them fire.

  • @StrikerhawkOG
    @StrikerhawkOG 2 роки тому

    Love it!! Awesome

  • @MultiLenser
    @MultiLenser Рік тому

    Alternative title:
    ''Destroying my friendship with 1000 nukes!''

  • @oneofagrind9431
    @oneofagrind9431 2 роки тому +1

    Good stuff

  • @draupnirplays8074
    @draupnirplays8074 2 роки тому

    hi ur vids are amazing!!

  • @keljellbee
    @keljellbee 2 роки тому

    Me and my best friend love mech arena

  • @graceiouyce584
    @graceiouyce584 2 роки тому

    Blitz: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.
    *orbital laser*

  • @ianhepburn8086
    @ianhepburn8086 2 роки тому

    i love ur vids all of them keep it up