Using ORBITAL LASERS To Delete Intern's ENTIRE Career in Forts

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 546

  • @tylerrose3633
    @tylerrose3633 2 роки тому +252

    Intern: *breathes*
    Blitz: That's illegal!

  • @Aeguis
    @Aeguis 2 роки тому +352

    If you're gonna remove material, have storage so that the eco is not wasted.

  • @c0d3metallic97
    @c0d3metallic97 2 роки тому +656

    As a top 100 player in forts, this gameplay is so painful yet so entertaining at the same time

    • @DavidGuild
      @DavidGuild 2 роки тому +103

      As someone who has watched any top level play, once, same.

    • @Sumirevins
      @Sumirevins 2 роки тому +109

      As someone who has never played forts but only Watched UA-camrs playthrough, same

    • @xAcoNm1x
      @xAcoNm1x 2 роки тому +11

      Very painful😅

    • @G8tb
      @G8tb 2 роки тому +36

      Woooow, tryhard
      If you don't get it, it was a joke

    • @LSG_Squadron
      @LSG_Squadron 2 роки тому +56

      @@G8tb I'm a memer myself but we both can agree that your joke was garbage

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 Рік тому +12

    Intern: "What is that?"
    Blitz: "That's a laser."
    Me: Looks more like a laser *pointer.* 😀

  • @normalchannel2185
    @normalchannel2185 2 роки тому +93

    best defense late game in forts is to just build a huge wall of portals in front of your boat(linked to each other in pairs) so that whenever anything is fired it either goes in the water or towards your enemy.
    obviously, the downside is that you also cannot shoot, but you can use it to store up materials to build like a nuke, delink a portal, and connect it to one in the back, so intern/opponent has no idea that a portal is not in defense mode, launch the nuke and then link the portal back in defense mode

    • @luhopi
      @luhopi 2 роки тому

      Please answer what mods are the laser and portals

    • @toasty_the_fox
      @toasty_the_fox 2 роки тому +2

      The portal makes a LOUD sound cue when it's being linked

    • @toasty_the_fox
      @toasty_the_fox 2 роки тому +7

      @@luhopi
      It's all official material by the devs
      Moonshot DLC for the Buzzsaw, Magna Beam, Smoke Launcher, Portal material and three commanders - Moonshine, Buster and Phantom
      High Seas DLC for the weapons - Hardpoint which is upgraded to the Deckgun and Orbital Laser, Marine Swarm Missiles, Harpoon Gun, Runway for airplanes, Shield Dome and devices - Smoke Stack and Propeller

    • @normalchannel2185
      @normalchannel2185 2 роки тому +4

      @@toasty_the_fox yeah, but the enemy is not gonna be sitting there training their guns on you all the time. You can, if you are fast enough link it and shoot and delink it before the enemy shots come through.

    • @toasty_the_fox
      @toasty_the_fox 2 роки тому +2

      @@normalchannel2185 no like the portal isn't invincible when it's being linked, it takes roughly 6? sniper shots to destroy completely when not being repaired and jesus christ you can breathe on it with a Minigun or literally any heavy weapon, even the Fire beam for christ's sake, and it shatters

  • @nuggies3187
    @nuggies3187 2 роки тому +68

    “Oh the turns are gonna table this time” -Blitz 2022

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 2 роки тому +3

      that is a quote from the office

    • @nuggies3187
      @nuggies3187 2 роки тому +2

      @@Unmustache1 read it again

    • @wollywogholder3313
      @wollywogholder3313 2 роки тому +2

      @@nuggies3187 They said it like that in purpse

  • @ponyperson7513
    @ponyperson7513 2 роки тому +161

    Could watch this for hours and hours, so entertaining

    • @ez_theta_z9317
      @ez_theta_z9317 2 роки тому +5

      if you want to see more forts, try Project Incursus Gaming or SynergyGamingTV, they both do a lot more forts and are far more competent

    • @hudson5796
      @hudson5796 2 роки тому

      @@ez_theta_z9317 yep they make blitz look like child play

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 2 роки тому +1

      @@ez_theta_z9317 have you ever wondered the fact that people like Blitz for his personality, rather then how good he is at games?

    • @ez_theta_z9317
      @ez_theta_z9317 2 роки тому +4

      @@Unmustache1 i do know that, i am just providing alternatives if they want to see more forts. maybe they will get into the game and enjoy it for themselves

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 2 роки тому

      @@ez_theta_z9317 understandable, yeah sorry about being a bit rude there

  • @ChickenFries69
    @ChickenFries69 2 роки тому +15

    Love how we can hear Intern, Makes it lovelier than before :)
    It was already lovely with the two of them, but it makes it better with them talking back and forth

  • @eliacasado1513
    @eliacasado1513 2 роки тому +19

    Fun Fact:
    The candy Blitz called salted liquorice is called "djungelvrål" in swedish which translates to "jungle roars" in english and Blitz is so very wrong here cause its delicous and ill never forgive Blitz for what he said about my beloved djungelvrål

  • @Eenkognito
    @Eenkognito 2 роки тому +233

    They never seem to use their active abilities, which would make this exciting.

    • @ez_theta_z9317
      @ez_theta_z9317 2 роки тому +26

      they don't even pick commanders or use them in any way

    • @awesom1ser264
      @awesom1ser264 2 роки тому +6

      I'm not sure they know there are active abilities

    • @tiberius0716
      @tiberius0716 2 роки тому +1

      @@awesom1ser264 They used them before, so they know.

    • @mag51284
      @mag51284 Рік тому +1

      I'm pretty they either play like trash for content, or don't care about being good.

    • @obsidianfrost9514
      @obsidianfrost9514 Рік тому

      They play for fun it also seems they at times intentionally drag the games out

  • @Chillbirbo
    @Chillbirbo 2 роки тому +22

    Saw the title and immediately knew that intern was going to take an unpaid leave.

  • @Poop-qz9yn
    @Poop-qz9yn 2 роки тому +12

    You can bind the weapons to hotkeys so you dont have to click on them to select them

  • @nilepng79
    @nilepng79 2 роки тому +42

    Blitz makes a good point. Even a lot of Swedish people hate Swedish liquorice

    • @da_dog_lol8341
      @da_dog_lol8341 2 роки тому +2

      We finns love salty liquorice😋😋 we call it salmiakki

    • @bongus4108
      @bongus4108 2 роки тому

      Swedish fish?

    • @bongus4108
      @bongus4108 2 роки тому

      I like Swedish fish 😃

    • @Justthatguy1998
      @Justthatguy1998 2 роки тому

      @@da_dog_lol8341 is there a food/candy that tastes similar to salted licorice, so I have a frame of reference besides mixing my licorice with salt

    • @NeroSonOfVergil101
      @NeroSonOfVergil101 2 роки тому

      Ick!

  • @EEEEEEEE
    @EEEEEEEE 2 роки тому +48

    Intern also crushed you many times. Your entire boat imploded

  • @kaungkhantkyaw7044
    @kaungkhantkyaw7044 2 роки тому +19

    Loving these Forts videos..u guys should try with different ships for each or ship vs base or something..cuz not knowing where the opponent's cores sounds alot of fun😁😁

  • @ninjustugta1332
    @ninjustugta1332 2 роки тому +4

    Who else remembers when intern didnt talk

  • @LukeVilent
    @LukeVilent Рік тому +1

    The main thing I've learned from this video: I'm not the only one who absolutely HATES this ABSOLUTE ABOMINATION of salty licorice candies.

  • @ethanb2478
    @ethanb2478 2 роки тому +6

    Yes! More Forts! Love the vids Blitz!

  • @ChaosSammakko
    @ChaosSammakko 3 місяці тому +1

    Excuse me, salted licourice? A swede candy? Disgusting?
    1. It is salmiakki
    2. It is finnish
    3. It is delicious.
    How could you, blitz, how could you?!

  • @DeadDelta275
    @DeadDelta275 2 роки тому +19

    In an Alternate Timeline: *Intern splits your boat in 3 with howitzer and orbital lasers*

    • @farmingpotato3372
      @farmingpotato3372 2 роки тому +2

      Blitz talking to another fan: (quickly turns head to face him) we don't talk about that (turns head back)

  • @stevenastillero9599
    @stevenastillero9599 2 роки тому +2

    Relentless assault. Brutal. This was both so bad yet so good as well, lmao.

  • @Tyfu39944
    @Tyfu39944 Рік тому

    “You take the crown, I’ll take the candy”
    Interns got his priorities straight

  • @kperkins1982
    @kperkins1982 2 роки тому +67

    I love these videos so much. I wish they'd go for half an hour before even firing a shot it would be so fun to watch it all go to hell.

  • @Ankh_Ramses
    @Ankh_Ramses 2 роки тому +1

    Yeahh Earllyyy. Love Your videos blitz!

  • @Meme_Egg.
    @Meme_Egg. 2 роки тому +20

    Love the content, keep it up

  • @firstcyberbattalion7531
    @firstcyberbattalion7531 2 роки тому +3

    You should use control groups to group fire missiles

  • @baaaaaaa9112
    @baaaaaaa9112 2 роки тому +1

    Blitz:idk where is your back reactor
    Me:maybe it’s in the back they are the same right

  • @MultiLenser
    @MultiLenser Рік тому

    Alternative title:
    ''Destroying my friendship with 1000 nukes!''

  • @aiosquadron
    @aiosquadron 2 роки тому +1

    The magma beam is basically bullet magnet. You fire it and start shooting other weapons then all the other bullets will be drawn to it.

  • @linho2616
    @linho2616 2 роки тому

    Like the intro where you explain everything before going into the video, gives you a heads up about what the video is about (except the ad)

  • @NotTheBomb
    @NotTheBomb 5 місяців тому

    Love how near the end. It turned in a BB fighting an Escort Carrier

  • @ProximityFR4K
    @ProximityFR4K 10 місяців тому

    Swedish people when hearing that blitz literally hate their candy: *Mods find his adress and ban him*

  • @ezzzzyyy
    @ezzzzyyy 2 роки тому +1

    I basically just downloaded mech arena so that i can friend and play with blitz... Overpowered marketing strategies only found on Blitz's channel

  • @happyjeff6174
    @happyjeff6174 2 роки тому +2

    Maybe try putting energy thing higher on the ship? Love the forts content!!!

  • @HughMann
    @HughMann 2 роки тому +1

    God I love this game. Keep playing this Blitz. I got a fever of 103° and this is the only thing gettIng me through

    • @ez_theta_z9317
      @ez_theta_z9317 2 роки тому

      try watching Project Incursus Gaming if you like forts
      or SynergyGamingTV
      both are far more competent

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 2 роки тому

      @@ez_theta_z9317 i have found you once more in this comment section, maybe just realize they like Blitz for being Blitz.

    • @ez_theta_z9317
      @ez_theta_z9317 2 роки тому +1

      @@Unmustache1 i do realize that some people like him for him, i am just providing other alternatives on the chance that they like forts and want to see more of the game

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 2 роки тому

      @@ez_theta_z9317 ye, apologies. I assumed that it was Blitz’s videos that got them through, not fort videos

  • @Stalker_Monkee
    @Stalker_Monkee 10 місяців тому

    Naw, Blitz is a secret top-1 forts player, just he holds back

  • @benwarren8917
    @benwarren8917 2 роки тому +1

    This is amazing!! I like it so much keep it up! You guys make me laugh so much. You guys deserve so many more subs and likes. All that agree say I

  • @xammax_4331
    @xammax_4331 2 роки тому

    BLITZ has the Dumbs. He doesn't Salted Liquorish is Wounderful!

  • @user-ik3ff2qv1n
    @user-ik3ff2qv1n 11 місяців тому

    "The turns have tabled" - Blitz.

  • @superkillskulldeath6624
    @superkillskulldeath6624 2 роки тому +4

    blitz i played that game years ago an your right it is kind of fun but when i played there was a few people that cheated the game for money an gear there was a support thing for it an the support helped with it so over all for a phone game not only dose it look nice an play well you get the help you need if you need any

  • @ImmortalHH2000
    @ImmortalHH2000 2 роки тому +4

    Would it be possible to load the front of your ship with portals linked to horizontal portals on your own deck, and then shoot an orbital laser on your own deck to create a super laser? Could be fun

    • @cyantasks7129
      @cyantasks7129 2 роки тому +1

      ooooh

    • @Maniac_MrMcGee
      @Maniac_MrMcGee 9 місяців тому

      Idk if it'd work but if it does then say goodbye to the opposing team

  • @GhostMan407
    @GhostMan407 2 роки тому +1

    blitz seems really damn good at this game

  • @MiniSlac
    @MiniSlac 2 роки тому +1

    Where BLITZ with infinite everything VS Intern with infinite everything in FORTS at? 🤔

  • @Balphazar_Bewlth
    @Balphazar_Bewlth Рік тому

    2:18 As a swede, I took that personally.

  • @Amodh1257
    @Amodh1257 2 роки тому +3

    Blitz one of the best combos imo is firebeaming an area (to severely weaken it) and then using the plasma laser on the same area like as soon as the firebeam ends. That way the plasma laser cuts way further in!
    Edit: Also put a little background bracing in front of your doors so your opponent can't tell when they're open (so they can't snipe your weapons)

  • @hotsause911
    @hotsause911 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you for the good vids, forts is my favorite!👍

  • @The0Gamer379
    @The0Gamer379 2 роки тому +1

    45 minutes well spent on making this recording. Well done, intern, on being fodder!!

  • @johnpierrelauz8696
    @johnpierrelauz8696 Рік тому +1

    "The nuke Blew up it😠"💀

  • @MH.Yan1
    @MH.Yan1 2 місяці тому

    I’m surprised blitz doesn’t have more views

  • @mooncatcher7753
    @mooncatcher7753 2 роки тому +2

    do a game where both of you have very reduced build speed and infinite materials

  • @thelightning444
    @thelightning444 2 місяці тому +2

    Swedish candy isn’t bad!?

  • @evanmackintosh1354
    @evanmackintosh1354 2 роки тому

    This is the first time hearing interns voice

  • @lm3lmahmd6476
    @lm3lmahmd6476 2 роки тому

    Poor Intern my boy Bliz have mercy on him XD

  • @tre321
    @tre321 2 роки тому +2

    Bring RCE back and do a 2v2

  • @kamiljastrzebski6510
    @kamiljastrzebski6510 2 роки тому

    I love when something Goes boom boom

  • @dannyboy3435
    @dannyboy3435 2 роки тому +2

    Blitz: Everything is cool, when you play by the rules... WITH LASERS!
    Intern in his mind: Nothing is ever cool, when you play by Blitz's rules!!

  • @masoncarrillo220
    @masoncarrillo220 2 роки тому

    Yes, the duo

  • @Eastwood69
    @Eastwood69 2 роки тому

    "Click to dismiss"
    Blitz: "No"

  • @graceiouyce584
    @graceiouyce584 Рік тому

    Blitz: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.
    *orbital laser*

  • @Langli115
    @Langli115 2 роки тому +1

    YO! I love the title 🤣

  • @Dante404god
    @Dante404god Рік тому +1

    Sweadish candy is just ice balls

  • @Darknesiya
    @Darknesiya 2 роки тому

    This was mucho fun to watch. 😸

  • @terrifictortoise5602
    @terrifictortoise5602 2 роки тому

    As a person from Sweden I love that they roasted licorice😂

  • @bobo-fi4gg
    @bobo-fi4gg 2 роки тому

    this game looks awesome

  • @joshuvastephen1377
    @joshuvastephen1377 2 роки тому

    Forts are so fun to watch

  • @katiraymor7672
    @katiraymor7672 2 роки тому

    Blitz:everything is cool when you destroy intern by the rules!

  • @a_random_chimp-gu1cz
    @a_random_chimp-gu1cz 8 місяців тому +1

    The turns are gonna table XD

  • @Thanosloki1013
    @Thanosloki1013 2 роки тому +1

    Keep going I ❤ it!

  • @oneofagrind9431
    @oneofagrind9431 2 роки тому +1

    Good stuff

  • @prateekgajjala5351
    @prateekgajjala5351 Рік тому

    The wrong laser cannon that blitz place was actually a magnetic laser cannon. It attracts ammo types such as mortar ammo, 20 millimeter bullets, e.t.c

  • @Banan_Man_
    @Banan_Man_ 2 роки тому

    blitz would be a horrible boss, destroying all these interns

  • @aguywhoplays3339
    @aguywhoplays3339 Рік тому

    Blitz sounds like peter if blitz laugh like hehehe😂

  • @TheMeanAdmin
    @TheMeanAdmin Рік тому

    How the hell Blitz bombs his own smokestacks 20 times in a row and still won't build up some wood to shoot the bloody swarm higher ^^;

  • @hipp0_yt
    @hipp0_yt 2 роки тому

    i cant believe that blitz is a former slave emancipated after the civil war

  • @willmartin8407
    @willmartin8407 2 роки тому

    Dear blitz I have a genius idea you should build a wall of portals so that when intern shoots in it will go out towards him he will use his own weapons against him then you can use war missiles if he doesn’t shoot
    From will

  • @prostyle6219
    @prostyle6219 2 роки тому

    Hehahaeh. This was funny and fun lol

  • @superboy11videos20
    @superboy11videos20 2 роки тому

    Love it I watched the video two minutes after it came out

  • @dogwog877
    @dogwog877 2 роки тому

    I love forts plis make more

  • @DearestGrimm
    @DearestGrimm 2 роки тому +2

    Click to dismiss!

  • @tantamounted
    @tantamounted 2 роки тому

    Thanks to this video I finally did subscribe to Intern.

  • @user-giganiga546
    @user-giganiga546 2 роки тому

    2:20 Can I have that salted liquorice?!?!?

  • @StrikerhawkOG
    @StrikerhawkOG 2 роки тому

    Love it!! Awesome

  • @garrisongaming8104
    @garrisongaming8104 2 роки тому

    Anyone miss when blitz used to bully Kevin r.i.p Kevin

  • @davidmiller4671
    @davidmiller4671 2 роки тому

    Love the videos my dude

  • @anakiihn_revan5703
    @anakiihn_revan5703 Рік тому

    I played mech arena once for a few weeks, arachnos is indeed really fun to play, I recommend these laser snipers on both sides, you’re like 95% mvp every round

  • @johnthegreat9342
    @johnthegreat9342 2 роки тому +4

    Wait? INTERN CAN SPEAK?

  • @Woodybear116
    @Woodybear116 10 місяців тому

    10:38 watching p.m. just for you😊

  • @benviljoen8245
    @benviljoen8245 Рік тому

    good video definetly watching more modded forts

  • @easternhills1329
    @easternhills1329 2 роки тому

    "I'm pleading the 14th amendment" hahhahahahahha xD dead

  • @helmuri2218
    @helmuri2218 2 роки тому

    2:18
    *angry finnish noises*

  • @playerknownwell3702
    @playerknownwell3702 2 роки тому

    Blitz please for the love of god, press pgup/pgdown when using a laser, you can calibrate it so it shows you where the projectile will land with bullet drop

  • @stienus14q8
    @stienus14q8 Рік тому

    After 3 years i finally figured out how to comment on youtube on my phone lmao

  • @Everything_Theory83
    @Everything_Theory83 6 місяців тому

    As A Top 50 Player In Forts Saying That Go Blitz

  • @andyyan8611
    @andyyan8611 Рік тому +1

    rip intern

  • @ramen_noods_01
    @ramen_noods_01 Рік тому

    1:37 to skip the ad

  • @GigaKerbal
    @GigaKerbal 2 роки тому

    How does the orbital laser work? Does it simply contact the coordinates to a satellite orbiting above the battlefield, or does it actually send charged electrons to the satellite with powers it up and the laser harnesses that power into a beam? Why wouldn't the satellite be able to visually find the coordinates, and why wouldn't it already be powered? These are the questions that need to be answered.

  • @caidensnyder1651
    @caidensnyder1651 2 роки тому

    you think with how much blitz has played this game youd thing he would have learned form his main mistakes like idk building upwards with doors lol

  • @ricardogokuss44
    @ricardogokuss44 Рік тому +1

    I played that game its fun

  • @CosmicCross
    @CosmicCross 2 роки тому

    So I looked at your mech arena squad. I suggest upgrading the rank on your panther. That way it can use things like longarms or a disc launcher.

  • @inconspicuous4639
    @inconspicuous4639 2 роки тому

    the best videos are the ones where intern gets wrecked.