Christian Youtuber Calls (After Ban) to Debate Biblical God w/ Matt Dillahunty + Forrest Valkai

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  • @keineAhnungSi
    @keineAhnungSi Рік тому +2945

    Caller says he has a sexual relationship with god and you don’t use it as a clickbait…. My deepest respects to the producer

    • @GodKitty677
      @GodKitty677 Рік тому +51

      I missed that part.

    • @doof-the-chonk
      @doof-the-chonk Рік тому +99

      @@GodKitty677 I came to the comments section specifically because of that part. It's around minute 28-29 that he mentions it.

    • @OMM19OM
      @OMM19OM Рік тому +7

      To think about it, An atheist couldn't exist....where as an agnostic says I don't know, an atheist couldn't know either side science or God...Science doesn't prove anything only makes discoveries and there are nearly infinite things that science doesn't know and the amount of flaws that we will run into will make the process of discovery much much longer.....and then the "atheist" doesn't believe in God and only has their limited understanding of our reality

    • @david_fleming_music
      @david_fleming_music Рік тому +37

      That came out of left frigin field!!!

    • @helldare777
      @helldare777 11 місяців тому +7

      Pin this

  • @georgem2334
    @georgem2334 Рік тому +4082

    This caller is positive proof that religion robs the brain of reason and logic.

    • @thettguy
      @thettguy Рік тому +132

      He just works off a script.

    • @thettguy
      @thettguy Рік тому +195

      No wonder this guy is normally banned. You just can not have a conversation with this person

    • @jeanettecook1088
      @jeanettecook1088 Рік тому +147

      What it actually does is engage the emotions, and keep bypassing the cortex. Religion is based on emotion. The caller takes a book called Bible as evidence, when it is only a piece of literature. Literature is creative writing, not history or science.

    • @rockpadstudios
      @rockpadstudios Рік тому +19

      it's crazy

    • @fr33525
      @fr33525 Рік тому +27

      @@thettguy It seems to me that you're giving him too much credit.

  • @Ham_planet
    @Ham_planet Рік тому +1048

    For a being that operates in mysterious ways, Christians sure seem to know exactly what God thinks or wants.

    • @sonja4164
      @sonja4164 Рік тому +34

      Excellent point!

    • @alexanderingraham8255
      @alexanderingraham8255 Рік тому +14

      😂😂😂

    • @WillBravoNotEvil
      @WillBravoNotEvil Рік тому

      They've cracked the code. In their head. If you join, you get to be a cracker, too.

    • @pascalsimioli6777
      @pascalsimioli6777 Рік тому +51

      My favorite part is that everything is in his plan but they have no idea what this plan's goal is so they couldn't possibly determine which actions are part of said plan or even if said plan was good or evil. So, so unbelievably dumb.

    • @watchandjewelryloft4713
      @watchandjewelryloft4713 Рік тому +43

      ​@@pascalsimioli6777 And then they pray to this God to do stuff, when he already has a plan. Which implies that they're probably asking for something that isn't part of his plan.

  • @RadicallyGlad
    @RadicallyGlad 7 місяців тому +220

    "HOW MANY FUCKING MINTS ARE IN MY FUCKING RIGHT HAND RIGHT NOW" gets me every time

    • @Jamie0789
      @Jamie0789 4 місяці тому +33

      Depends what you mean by mint.

    • @pavel9652
      @pavel9652 3 місяці тому +18

      That is why Matt showed a mint in the left hand, but the caller pulled the definition trick anyway. Holy shit. If it isn't medical condition, then I don't know what is.

    • @aliteralpieceofbread3373
      @aliteralpieceofbread3373 Місяць тому +1

      @@Jamie0789 lmao I read this before he answered,I thought this was just a joke I can't believe he actually said that 😂

  • @RonZombie91
    @RonZombie91 Рік тому +1288

    "Is God a top or a bottom?" Thank you for that laugh Forrest, I fucking needed it. Love you, man!

    • @humps678
      @humps678 11 місяців тому +40

      My wig was SNATCHED when he said this 😂😂😂

    • @moobooSF
      @moobooSF 10 місяців тому +31

      So this guy and God are gay ?

    • @Bunny99s
      @Bunny99s 10 місяців тому +50

      @@moobooSF OR maybe ♫God is a girl♫.... :D

    • @mikelarocque8013
      @mikelarocque8013 10 місяців тому +12

      Best line in whole video

    • @DesiderataSanctuary
      @DesiderataSanctuary 10 місяців тому +63

      Dudesareoname 6:9 I am the top and the bottom, the dominate and submissive.

  • @rayxav
    @rayxav Рік тому +900

    Multiple times you can ALMOST hear the caller’s brain snap into reality, then he shakes his head violently to make the “no-no” thoughts go away and he spouts more assertions.
    Don’t do the Bible, boys and girls.

    • @rodolfodoce
      @rodolfodoce Рік тому

      There is nothing more harmful and dangerous to the human brain than the bible.
      This is how ur brain looks when u bible, worse than eggs on a frying pan.

    • @danieljohnston8918
      @danieljohnston8918 Рік тому +57

      Cognitive dissonance.

    • @marasmusine
      @marasmusine Рік тому +91

      "To discuss Lord of The Rings you have to presuppose that Sauron exists".

    • @rayxav
      @rayxav Рік тому +39

      @@marasmusine are you saying Bilbo wasn’t divinely inspired to write, “There and Back Again”?

    • @rayxav
      @rayxav Рік тому +2

      @@marasmusine are you saying Bilbo wasn’t divinely inspired to write, “There and Back Again”?

  • @phillipbailey1912
    @phillipbailey1912 Рік тому +800

    He literally can not answer a question honestly if it causes him doubt. His defensive coping is absolute perfection.

    • @lorianabanana6066
      @lorianabanana6066 Рік тому +46

      Can you imagine his channel?? Dude is supposively a youtuber. So does he just insist he's right in a monotone over & over lol??? I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon them watch that sh^t.

    • @phillipbailey1912
      @phillipbailey1912 Рік тому +15

      @Loriana Banana might be good to fall asleep to if I wasn't afraid it would give me nightmares

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza Рік тому +6

      Define "Perfection" LOL

    • @rodolfodoce
      @rodolfodoce Рік тому +53

      @Ken North the only trap is his own brain, being trapped in insanity.

    • @anthonysmith8800
      @anthonysmith8800 Рік тому +28

      All he knows is his pre-rehearsed script and anything that diverts from that panics him.

  • @whenlifegivesyoulemons661
    @whenlifegivesyoulemons661 5 місяців тому +162

    someone saying they have a sexual relationship with god was not on my bingo card for 2024.
    shits wild

    • @garyt123
      @garyt123 4 місяці тому +15

      God is his right hand!

    • @cctomcat321
      @cctomcat321 4 місяці тому

      He's a Faith + 1 groupie. Loves getting on his knees to please the lord.

    • @Ergorexestu
      @Ergorexestu 3 місяці тому +5

      @@garyt123😂😂😂😂

    • @attitudeproblem6462
      @attitudeproblem6462 2 місяці тому +6

      _That_ was a clear manifestation of religious psychosis…👀👀👀

    • @jimmy_junk
      @jimmy_junk Місяць тому

      Nothing is surprising after people electing Trump.
      …unless of course it happens again. Finally though we could all finally prove there is no god because what god would allow a piece of fecal matter to run a part of the world?
      Especially after shitting all over the world once already. A god wouldn’t allow him to rule the first time.
      Then again a large part of american fundamental christians believe he’s a good leader and even chosen by god… clearly god is losing his marbles in his old age. He’s got to be up there in age, right?
      he’s is over 13 billion years old. There’s no hate like fundamental christian love. WWjD?
      He would vote american. Because this is america(even though I’m not american or in america. Thank god!)
      But america is for americans who speak American and non of this Ching Chong Wing Wong

  • @sound.of.science
    @sound.of.science Рік тому +644

    The way he does not answer questions is so consistent that I think he perfectly understands how ridiculous his beliefs are.

    • @mitchio83
      @mitchio83 Рік тому +67

      Yep, he knows answering the questions honestly would show contradictions so he avoids it.

    • @megzasaurusrex
      @megzasaurusrex Рік тому +29

      I like how he avoids the questions but keeps saying he will address the points and then just repeats himself. Lol

    • @ominous-omnipresent-they
      @ominous-omnipresent-they Рік тому +3

      Love the channel, mate!

    • @roems6396
      @roems6396 Рік тому +21

      @@Niatnuom_Esiotrot
      Wow, that’s a pretty sick mindset, and (sadly) probably represents the majority of theist debaters. They don’t actually care about what is being said against their claims. They just want to get their claims out there.

    • @cygnustsp
      @cygnustsp Рік тому +17

      Ever watch a flat earth "debate?" Flat earthers do the same thing. It will take them two hours to respond the exact same way to everything.

  • @ThePixel1983
    @ThePixel1983 Рік тому +580

    Forrest does what Biblically hates: Sticking to one question until it's answered.

    • @Darvobek
      @Darvobek Рік тому +51

      ​@@lightbeforethetunnelThey never offer anything of value, spend far more time trying to talk over their debate opponents, and only ever see success against those inexperienced in debate. Of all the people you could champion, you picked an incredibly weak option.

    • @lightbeforethetunnel
      @lightbeforethetunnel Рік тому +6

      @brodythomas9715 He has debated over a dozen PhDs by the way. They didn't have any answers for the questions either, so it's not true that presups like Darth only see success against inexperienced debaters at all.
      The argumentation of Presup is not his. Its something he learned.
      So, it's not as though this is something he came up with.
      He's just one presupper of many, and not the best out there by any means.
      He's just the most stubborn and abrasive about sticking with one question until it's answered like the OP says.

    • @mattg5802
      @mattg5802 Рік тому +38

      @@lightbeforethetunnellol darth dawkins ‘debates’ 😂

    • @lightbeforethetunnel
      @lightbeforethetunnel Рік тому +2

      @mattg5802 The word "debate" just means to dispute. Merriam-Webster defines it as a contention by words. So, any time anyone disputes anything anyone else has said, whether it be oral or written, he/she is "debating" that person.
      You're likely conflating the word "debate" with "formal debate," as I've noticed many atheists do for some reason. You are thinking, in your mind, that Darth Dawkins does not engage in "formal debates" (which does not entail he does not engage in debates)

    • @G_Demolished
      @G_Demolished Рік тому +31

      @@lightbeforethetunnel The problem with Gary Milne is that his questions are nonsensical, as Graham Oppy noted when he spoke with him.

  • @emperorsgrandads
    @emperorsgrandads Рік тому +573

    I'm a teacher and consider myself to be a pretty patient guy, but I honestly don't know how these two tolerated that utter nonsense. Credit to them as I was losing it with him.

    • @DreadEnder
      @DreadEnder 11 місяців тому +3

      You’re a teacher? Awesome! What do you teach?

    • @purelyrandom1230
      @purelyrandom1230 11 місяців тому

      It is nonsense to someone who is not capable og comprehending

    • @mnnkhu
      @mnnkhu 10 місяців тому

      probably because this guy is likely literally actually mentally ill lol

    • @frosticoof2892
      @frosticoof2892 10 місяців тому +10

      @@purelyrandom1230 of comprehending what?

    • @purelyrandom1230
      @purelyrandom1230 10 місяців тому

      @@frosticoof2892 just like you, incapable of comprehending. Try to think from time to time for yourself

  • @robbielloyd213
    @robbielloyd213 6 місяців тому +54

    I cannot believe talking to someone like this. 30 minutes to answer a yes or no question about something he believes in.

  • @chfr927
    @chfr927 Рік тому +433

    It’s so hard to debate a person like this because they aren’t even making coherent sentences. They believe that if they pepper their language with Biblical quotes than they must be making sense and being very intelligent. It’s bizarre.

    • @ChristendomForUS
      @ChristendomForUS Рік тому

      It's hard to debate people like Matt and florist up because they're so intellectually dishonest. Atheist won't even admit that atheism is a disbelief. Which means of course even if God was proven by the scientific method and atheist still wouldn't have the ability or willingness to accept God as true.
      It's always the same thing with these intellectually dishonest atheist they never wanted debate the logic of a creative versus a non intelligent occurrence being responsible for the origins of Life. Matter of fact I've yet to meet an atheist that believes the origins of Life came into existence without God and could provide evidence to why they believe that. Including atheist who just said God doesn't exist.
      Atheist like Matt won't even admit the superiority of Christian civilization AKA modern Western Civilization versus atheistic human civilization AKA communism. People like Matt will actually argue that atheist acuminous Godless Utopias have nothing to do with atheist ecumenism including officially atheistic States like North Korea Korea
      If you're not willing to acknowledge any truths about atheism what's the use of arguing.
      All the atheist wants to do is debate somebody's faith-based claims in the nature of God spiritual beliefs and demand physical evidence for spiritual claims it's ridiculous it's equivalent to the following.
      It's equivalent to an atheist human is saying I have faith that my child has a brain of a different gender in their body
      And then my coming to them and saying well you have to demonstrate it with physical evidence.. the moment they said they believe in faith tells us they can't demonstrate it with physical evidence.
      The difference between the faith-based beliefs of a Christian and the faith-based beliefs of an atheist is the faith-based belief of a Christian has resulted in the greatest civilization in the history of mankind Modern Western Civilization. Whereas the faith-based belief of the atheist humanist has resulted in their children being severely mutilated, mentally ill, suicidal way more likely to use drugs be homeless. Way more likely to get HIV way more likely to be both victims and victimizers of both child and adult rape. And the atheist unwillingness or inability to accept God is true has resulted in the worst civilization in the history of mankind, communism.

    • @c0nv3rg3
      @c0nv3rg3 Рік тому +14

      Yeah this drives me mad. 😅

    • @erikdykeman547
      @erikdykeman547 Рік тому

      Exactly! These "God" believers just keep talking in circles and think they are proving their point when, in fact, they are just sounding more and more stupid!

    • @TheDahaka1
      @TheDahaka1 Рік тому +37

      I know it's a stereotype, but this is the perfect occasion for the analogy of playing chess with a pidgeon

    • @VaughanMcCue
      @VaughanMcCue Рік тому

      Religion poisons everything. A debate is off the table, as the god fkr cannot participate in a conversation (how do you define conversation?), and maybe spending a lifetime with his head up his ass or living on the bottom the world with all the blood filling his head that is pointing down might be a mitigating factor.

  • @banonKING
    @banonKING Рік тому +374

    This caller knows God's kinks.
    When Theist ask Atheist to "stop making fun" of them... and this guy shows up, how can anyone NOT make fun of this?

    • @justice8718
      @justice8718 10 місяців тому

      Truthfully, an atheist is a pile of rubbish who is only good for the mockery he receives from God. Trust me, he is a vengeful God.

    • @Pioootr
      @Pioootr 9 місяців тому +15

      To be fair I don't believe most beleviers would claim him. At the same time man he is dumb and funny.

    • @taylorh7155
      @taylorh7155 9 місяців тому

      The god of the Bible has a praise kink, we already knew this

    • @CrawfishDeluxe
      @CrawfishDeluxe 7 місяців тому

      It's hard to tell if he's an incredible troll, or just a very weird idiot.
      Poe's Law in action.

    • @24magiccarrot
      @24magiccarrot 6 місяців тому +1

      Hey you are a brave guy making fun of Biblically. I mean it's one thing to diss a guys spouse you run the risk of getting a solid punch to the jaw, but this guy's spouse is friggin God.

  • @lenbeedle
    @lenbeedle Рік тому +457

    It's sickening to acknowledge that we live amongst these people, and it's not just a few of them.

    • @Obiwannabe
      @Obiwannabe Рік тому +10

      This dude is an A+ hilarious troll.

    • @meinenklinke
      @meinenklinke Рік тому +12

      For a second I thought I’d already watched this because I glanced at your pic and thought it was mine. 😂

    • @bleumeanyontherampage2136
      @bleumeanyontherampage2136 Рік тому +26

      and they all vote republican, this should scare us.

    • @Obiwannabe
      @Obiwannabe Рік тому +2

      @@bleumeanyontherampage2136 so you want a single party system?

    • @MilitantAntiAtheism
      @MilitantAntiAtheism Рік тому

      @@Obiwannabe Oh yes, pdf file atheists absolutely want stalin back, no doubt

  • @DragoSmash
    @DragoSmash 4 місяці тому +57

    "I swear to god if you change the meaning of the word "mint" to mean something else, I'm gonna lose it"
    "it depends what you mean by "mint""
    my sides are out of orbit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HDitzzDH
    @HDitzzDH 8 місяців тому +555

    - How do you know God exists?
    - Because he's all powerful!
    - How do you know he's all powerful?
    - Because he's eternal!
    - How do you know he's eternal?
    - Because he's absolute!
    - How do you know he's absolute?
    - Because he's all loving!
    - How do you know he's all loving?
    - Because he's all good!
    - How do you know he's all good?
    - Because the bible says so...
    Is basically what I concluded from this... It's just straight up hilarious.

    • @Steven_DunbarSL
      @Steven_DunbarSL 7 місяців тому +52

      - How do you know the bible is accurate?
      - Because the bible is God's word!
      And the cycle starts all over again... Or some say "I have faith" as if faith is a reliable method of ascertaining what is true and what isn't.

    • @v6lty
      @v6lty 7 місяців тому +1

      W gza pfp

    • @andreant862
      @andreant862 6 місяців тому +29

      - How do you know the bible is trustworthy?
      - Because me and God get naughty in the bushes

    • @christianakalaitzi1645
      @christianakalaitzi1645 6 місяців тому +10

      The circular double talk makes me nuts! This guy has repeatedly said these same words to convince others!

    • @CheaterzEye
      @CheaterzEye 6 місяців тому +1

      I remember this hymn from church

  • @dargelxd
    @dargelxd Рік тому +600

    28:42 "is God a top or a bottom?" Forrest making my day as always 💀💀💀

    • @TheDahaka1
      @TheDahaka1 Рік тому +125

      God is a power top, but he can roleplay as Jesus to be a submissive bottom. He turns many other cheeks

    • @pastlife960
      @pastlife960 Рік тому +33

      God is actually a power bottom, which is a bottom that generates a TREMENDOUS amount of power.

    • @Leith_Crowther
      @Leith_Crowther Рік тому +25

      @@pastlife960 Would God be considered an all-powerful bottom?

    • @RebbeYehoshuahLamberti
      @RebbeYehoshuahLamberti Рік тому

      ​@@TheDahaka1 that's nasty horrible..

    • @TheDahaka1
      @TheDahaka1 Рік тому +40

      @@RebbeYehoshuahLamberti Not as horrible as inventing hell 😜

  • @Piedone21
    @Piedone21 Рік тому +645

    Biblically: The comedy gift that keeps on giving

    • @call4sorrow1
      @call4sorrow1 Рік тому +8

      Class! haha

    • @lorianabanana6066
      @lorianabanana6066 Рік тому +11

      Comedy and slavery and lotsa blood. Good stuff lol

    • @Venusbabe66
      @Venusbabe66 Рік тому +13

      🤦‍♀️How embarrassment!!! 😂 Biblically is Australian. 🇦🇺

    • @ChristendomForUS
      @ChristendomForUS Рік тому

      This coming from the people that's severely mutilated their children because they believe in faith the children have a brain of a different gender in their body

    • @sdwone
      @sdwone Рік тому +12

      He needs to be in a mental institution. It's that simple really...

  • @AtamMardes
    @AtamMardes 5 місяців тому +15

    "Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool."
    "It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere."
    -- Voltaire

  • @beaulester8797
    @beaulester8797 Рік тому +298

    The look on Forrest's face when the caller brings up his sexual relationship with God is priceless.

    • @MonkeyAtTypewriter
      @MonkeyAtTypewriter Рік тому +41

      In that moment, we were all Forrest.

    • @beaulester8797
      @beaulester8797 Рік тому +17

      @@MonkeyAtTypewriter haha Indeed, Forrest without the inconvenience of being on camera at that moment.

    • @timcirulis5273
      @timcirulis5273 Рік тому +9

      I wonder if he pitches or catches. 😂😂

    • @cypressgreen
      @cypressgreen Рік тому +11

      …and just the difference between Matt and Forrest. Forrest: amused astonishment Matt: been here, heard that 😆

    • @senorbb2150
      @senorbb2150 Рік тому +4

      I still can't believe there weren't some follow up questions to that bombshell.

  • @MILEYANDJACOBSHOW
    @MILEYANDJACOBSHOW Рік тому +405

    I damn neared cried from laughing after he was actually claiming to have a sexual relationship with god

    • @edheal3246
      @edheal3246 Рік тому +29

      Liked Forrest comment is God top or bottom

    • @juhanipolvi4729
      @juhanipolvi4729 11 місяців тому +20

      Seeing how God is generally depicted as bearded old guy wouldn't that make both the caller and God gay ?

    • @paxtonb3926
      @paxtonb3926 10 місяців тому +2

      @@juhanipolvi4729 laughed out loud at this, thank you

    • @Lucciii32
      @Lucciii32 10 місяців тому +4

      @@juhanipolvi4729 god is Santa and you 🤡s have it all wrong, thall shall repent for being naughty

    • @claudiaarjangi4914
      @claudiaarjangi4914 9 місяців тому +5

      He's the Australian flat earth guy🤣🤣☮️🌏

  • @neivafrost
    @neivafrost Рік тому +101

    "I have a sexual relationship with God" must be the wildest thing ever said by a caller on this channel and there's some stiff competition.

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 Рік тому +17

      “Stiff” competition, I see what you did there 😂😉

    • @iamoctonate
      @iamoctonate Рік тому +4

      This is the same guy who debated TJump that "shapes proves God, and colors proves Jesus." Nothing is off the table.

    • @omfgitsfat
      @omfgitsfat 6 місяців тому

      I don't know if it was here or on AXP but a guy said he didn't know if satellites were real cause he couldn't see them

    • @Gerolinger
      @Gerolinger 6 місяців тому +1

      One guy at AxP really called in to argue that slavery and genocide were good things because the bible condones it. That was baffling

  • @gareth7574
    @gareth7574 6 місяців тому +14

    Physical matter has height, depth, and width therefore god is real! Wow, how did I miss that! I’m sold guys. I’m a believer now.

  • @badsiony
    @badsiony Рік тому +332

    "Is God a top or bottom?" 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for that laugh, Forrest! I needed that after listening to the insanity coming out of my fellow Aussie's mouth!

    • @Donnies_lil_ding_ding
      @Donnies_lil_ding_ding Рік тому +13

      I’m genuinely concerned by Matt’s lack of reaction to this line. Perhaps I’m not as mature as he, but Matt DID beautifully point out that bananas fit in the ass.

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak Рік тому +11

      God certainly pretends to be and wants to be a top, but is actually a bottom ... he tries too hard ...

    • @kencress3665
      @kencress3665 Рік тому

      You should be in the sisters Act, may God have mercy on your soul

    • @siLence-84
      @siLence-84 Рік тому

      @kencress3665 what the fudk are you talking about, you dolt

    • @riccardozanoni2531
      @riccardozanoni2531 Рік тому +6

      @@kencress3665 isn't that a musical? I think i watched it at some point in highschool... kinda boring tbh

  • @MadAddam
    @MadAddam Рік тому +221

    Forrest is so good at talking with people.

    • @gmac6503
      @gmac6503 Рік тому +4

      Yeah if/when Forrest gets a chance. Matt is 'good' at using Strong's concordance (the worst 'lexicon' in the universe) which he thankfully did not use.

    • @PlayzieBum
      @PlayzieBum Рік тому +4

      @@gmac6503 I think you should touch grass

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 Рік тому +1

      ​@@gmac6503pretty sure the worst lexicon is an empty one

    • @MichaelJohnson-kq7qg
      @MichaelJohnson-kq7qg Рік тому +1

      ​@@PlayzieBum g makes a good point. Strong's concordance has one major weakness which is that it accepts a received translation as a definition of the word being translated. It also allows single-instance translations to stand unchallenged. (If you need an explanation of what that looks like, it would be like if I wrote a book about cheese and it was translated into French (for example) and in ONE verse, the translators replaced 'cheese' with 'meat' and their justification for that was that SOMETIMES that word is translated that way, and their EVIDENCE of that assertion was the one time they translated 'cheese' as 'meat'.)
      Strong's concordance can be a very helpful tool, but it's full of both those kinds of issues.

    • @gmac6503
      @gmac6503 Рік тому

      @@denverarnold6210 much admiration for Strong who did all that by hand, but it is pre-kindergarten. If one does not know Greek, you will know immediately when the person brings out Strongs concordance. It is practically useless.

  • @GSP-76
    @GSP-76 Рік тому +528

    This guy is a perfect example of how deadly brainwashing can be.

    • @AlDunbar
      @AlDunbar Рік тому +9

      Do you think his complete inability to discuss things rationally is a result of the brainwashing of his religious indoctrination? I tend to think this is just how it is. I have a few christian friends that do not in any way share his affliction.

    • @GSP-76
      @GSP-76 Рік тому +35

      @@AlDunbar not everyone is like this but a hell of a lot (pin intended) certainly are. They simply refuse to believe in anything logical even when it directly refutes their beliefs in front of their own eyes...this guy thinks he has a sexual relationship with God. He's beyond reproach.

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Рік тому

      ​@@AlDunbar You can assume that all Evangelical Christians alone are like that because they waited and found Trump their entire lives to brain wash them more

    • @JamesDaywalt
      @JamesDaywalt Рік тому +12

      This is exactly the same thing I wanted to say. Perfect example of utter religious brainwashing. Absolutely no critical thinking skills whatsoever…!!! Sad and painful to listen to this caller.

    • @incomingincoming1133
      @incomingincoming1133 Рік тому +14

      He is also a victim of listening to his own inner monologue word salad for years. It's amazing the towers ppl can build with hollow bricks.

  • @TboneWTF
    @TboneWTF 4 місяці тому +5

    LOL. Forrest was DEEP inside this callers head! LOL. The caller didn't know what to think! Nicely done. I'm a new subscriber.

  • @940351579
    @940351579 Рік тому +285

    The difference between Matt's reaction and Forrest's is extreme, and an endless source of joy.

    • @matthewpopow6647
      @matthewpopow6647 Рік тому +14

      Forest sometimes reminds me of a Labrador Retriever.

    • @caseh4235
      @caseh4235 Рік тому +24

      I think it's because Matt has been doing this long enough to know when people are not arguing in good faith, whereas Forrest is more optimistic and wants to engage honestly

    • @silvermainecoons3269
      @silvermainecoons3269 Рік тому +7

      ⁠@@matthewpopow6647 I agree, Forrest is a Labrador and Matt is a Pit Bull. 😂😅🦮🐕‍🦺

    • @geelee1977
      @geelee1977 Рік тому +10

      Forrest needs to take notes. Matt keys in on dishonesty super quick, and is right to hang up. That's why I miss him from The AE. Hanging up on liars that will never be honest, allows more time for more productive, and subsequently entertaining, conversations.

    • @two-toneblue4872
      @two-toneblue4872 Рік тому +2

      When Dillahunt states he's going to opt out, he needs to make good on that undertaking.
      The show's the better for his absence.

  • @NovidProkteps
    @NovidProkteps Рік тому +325

    I love the contrast between Matt's and Forrest's approach. You have Forrest trying to lead the conversation patiently, breaking everything down perfectly for the caller to understand. And then when the caller deflects, Matt furiously asks him to stop beating around the bush and answer the question. It's like good cop bad cop and it's hilarious to see at work

    • @belisarian6429
      @belisarian6429 Рік тому +5

      Indeed two opposite approaches each impressive in its own right.

    • @georgereed5266
      @georgereed5266 Рік тому +13

      Beating around the burning bush

    • @luckyduckydaisyflower2344
      @luckyduckydaisyflower2344 Рік тому

      2 against one. How very brave of them. Id hope they would take the same handicap 😆

    • @luckyduckydaisyflower2344
      @luckyduckydaisyflower2344 Рік тому

      @@belisarian6429 ah yesh 2 against one a truly fair fight. Impressive how they donaminated there own program here.

    • @NovidProkteps
      @NovidProkteps Рік тому +10

      @@luckyduckydaisyflower2344 yes, they absolutely would, and they would still emerge victorious with full composure. It was the caller's choice to appear on the show, full well knowing he would be scrutinized by 2 people. He would've come more prepared if he was being smart.

  • @sodiumbromide1569
    @sodiumbromide1569 Рік тому +317

    I've never laughed harder than hearing Forrest ask "Is God a top or a bottom?"
    A+ 10/10 happy pride everyone

    • @lidbass
      @lidbass Рік тому +17

      I laughed when Forrest predicted the changing mint definition. Worth waiting for!

    • @w4rsh1p
      @w4rsh1p Рік тому +30

      God is the top, Jesus is the bottom, and the Holy Spirit is the Lube.

    • @heartsthekitteh6239
      @heartsthekitteh6239 Рік тому +25

      @@w4rsh1p The holy trinity is a gay love triangle, case closed

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 Рік тому +7

      That was brilliant. This guy is the meat in a biblical love sandwich.

    • @grandmasterpineapple
      @grandmasterpineapple Рік тому

      ​@heartsthekitteh6239 so like a human centipede eating its own ass.

  • @Jamie0789
    @Jamie0789 5 місяців тому +9

    Forrest “I swear to god if you change the meaning of mint….”
    Biblical “It depends what you mean by mint…” 🤦‍♂️ There’s no hope for this guy!

  • @JamesRagnarR
    @JamesRagnarR Рік тому +66

    Defintion of regret - Taking this guy's call!!!

  • @DefaOmega
    @DefaOmega Рік тому +271

    I absolutely lost it when Forrest asked if God was a top or bottom. Unfortunately, like almost all the other questions he was asked it went unanswered

    • @luckyduckydaisyflower2344
      @luckyduckydaisyflower2344 Рік тому +1

      Very disrespectful out of line. If you think that's ok well your gross

    • @DefaOmega
      @DefaOmega Рік тому +35

      @@luckyduckydaisyflower2344 Wait what? How?

    • @satyasyasatyasya5746
      @satyasyasatyasya5746 Рік тому +1

      God's a needy, jealous, overemotional bottom in denial.

    • @krangitebacon5039
      @krangitebacon5039 Рік тому +82

      @@luckyduckydaisyflower2344 you're absolutely right, everyone knows that by virtue of being omniscient God has had the experience of being both a Top and a Bottom, the only logical conclusion is that God is a Switch. cant believe the disrespect of someone not recognizing this reality by even bothering to ask the question.

    • @weschilton
      @weschilton Рік тому +33

      @@luckyduckydaisyflower2344 So you're going to lob insults instead of answering the question? Who's gross now?

  • @Hobbes250
    @Hobbes250 Рік тому +639

    Caller: unicorns are not absolute perfection
    Forrest: Yes they are! 😂

    • @rochcarothers-ts3jx
      @rochcarothers-ts3jx Рік тому

      They are phallic symbols 🦄

    • @PastelOddity
      @PastelOddity Рік тому +79

      They absolutely are, that was blasphemy. 😂🦄

    • @Z-one1000
      @Z-one1000 Рік тому +45

      @@PastelOddity Exactly! What other creature poops out rainbow sherbet. Unicorns need to be protected at all costs.

    • @ChristendomForUS
      @ChristendomForUS Рік тому +5

      @@Z-one1000an image of a unicorn and Lucifer should go right on the atheistic humanist LGBT flag. Right next to the sickle and Hammer.....

    • @xelasomar4614
      @xelasomar4614 Рік тому +18

      @@Z-one1000 Unicorns don't need our protection, remember, they are omniscient and omnipotent and the rainbow sherbet is the most delicious in the universe.

  • @kamrynsikes
    @kamrynsikes 3 місяці тому +7

    At 4:48 I got a “Hey there, I was wondering if you would pray with me real quick” ads 😂😂😂

  • @Declan4253
    @Declan4253 Рік тому +219

    I love that he never just says 'I don't know'. This is his core trait for me and what probably led him to being the zealot he appears to be. He must know everything.

    • @kirklarson4536
      @kirklarson4536 Рік тому +22

      "A wise man knows what he does not know. A fool knows everything."

    • @drrickmarshall1191
      @drrickmarshall1191 Рік тому +2

      ​@@BiffTannerThere is no proof of "I don't know"?

    • @drrickmarshall1191
      @drrickmarshall1191 Рік тому +3

      @@BiffTanner That was a question, not a claim.

    • @drrickmarshall1191
      @drrickmarshall1191 Рік тому +4

      @@BiffTanner How is a question a claim, did you miss the question mark?

    • @krusher74
      @krusher74 Рік тому +5

      @@kirklarson4536 dunning kruger

  • @toryalyn
    @toryalyn Рік тому +191

    I’m so very appreciative of this show. It’s helped me FINALLY quiet the scared voice of the little girl I used to be who still believed in hell. Thank you so much.

    • @pipo4158
      @pipo4158 Рік тому +4

      Hell is real. Hell is if you have a bad life. Paradise is if you had a good life.

    • @GraveyardThought
      @GraveyardThought Рік тому +4

      Give my vid “An Atheist Vow” a quick look to read Ingersoll’s freedom of hell thoughts, etc.

    • @anonymousjohnson976
      @anonymousjohnson976 Рік тому +1

      @@epsteinsnecktie8690 : I watch everything about the Knights Templar. What are your opinions if they are actually now the Freemasons looking to take down the Catholic Church?

    • @toryalyn
      @toryalyn Рік тому +5

      @@epsteinsnecktie8690 nah

    • @toryalyn
      @toryalyn Рік тому +2

      @@GraveyardThought sure!

  • @TheDahaka1
    @TheDahaka1 Рік тому +170

    Nothing screams perfection more than getting angry at people for doing exactly what you knew they would do. And then torturing them forever.

    • @TreeHairedGingerAle
      @TreeHairedGingerAle Рік тому

      The buy-bull is a tool the rich and powerful have used to threaten, oppress, and control others.
      The buy-bull makes it easy: because the cruel and abusive character of "god", held up as an example of who (and therefore, which behavioral traits) should be admired, mimicked, and worshipped, matches _who you would have to be_ in order to violently force and coerce others to abandon their boundaries and consent in order to survive you, via unwilling obedience and submission.
      Indeed, no perfection. Yet the idea of hell does match *perfectly* to illustrate the kind of being we'd be talking about, if were god real.

    • @christasimon9716
      @christasimon9716 Рік тому +31

      ...or putting a special tree in the middle of the Garden for the sole purpose of causing sin.

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 Рік тому +11

      ​@@christasimon9716 And with the knowledge god has, we're basically worse than babies.
      "Let me just place my 2 babies on top of the stove and when they touch the one hot coil, I'LL THREATEN THEIR ENTIRE LINEAGE WITH ETERNAL TORTURE, MAKE CHILD BIRTH WORSE FOR THE WOMEN, AND SHORTEN THEIR ALREADY PUNY LIVES!"
      (Caps = God maniacally putting fingertips together as he yells into ether pre-creation)

    • @jim.h
      @jim.h Рік тому +10

      Theists will say that their god gave humans "free will", because he didn't want a bunch of robots.

    • @TheDahaka1
      @TheDahaka1 Рік тому +8

      @@jim.h It's more fun to torture someone that suffers, I guess.

  • @stuartspence9921
    @stuartspence9921 6 місяців тому +6

    It has been years since I've seen Matt, great to see you folks still making incredible and hilarious content. First time seeing Forrest, hilarious.

  • @mikesmithprojects
    @mikesmithprojects 7 місяців тому +92

    “How many penguins, biblically, are living in my ear right now” 😂
    Literally the best line I’ve ever heard in a debate about god in my entire life.
    Can somebody please put that on a t-shirt and start selling them on the internet.
    😂

  • @WeirdWonderful
    @WeirdWonderful Рік тому +85

    I love how Forrest asking about regret seems to break this guy for a bit.

    • @samhhaincat2703
      @samhhaincat2703 Рік тому +14

      It is SUCH a good question.

    • @erinfindsen4953
      @erinfindsen4953 Рік тому +3

      I’ve never heard this particular line used before and I’m loving it.

  • @galvatrontimewars
    @galvatrontimewars Рік тому +223

    I see why Matt banned that dude. I wish I had Forrest’s patience.

    • @michaelmay5453
      @michaelmay5453 Рік тому +11

      That's why I could never be an educator, things like this isn't something that can be educated away. There is nothing you can teach them, even those that would pretend to agree with you do not flinch from their denial of observable reality at any point.
      I've tried, but it took about three tries and it didn't make a dent.

    • @broski365
      @broski365 Рік тому +24

      Forest is experienced. Instead of allowing the theist to rable on in circles, Forest just picked a topic that contradicts God's superpower with logic.

    • @ros2456
      @ros2456 Рік тому +11

      I wonder whether Forrest will have as much patience as he currently does when he’s been doing this as long as Matt has.

    • @sfprivateer
      @sfprivateer Рік тому +7

      I wonder why they ever unbanned this guy. He obviously needs psychic help, not being allowed back to the show to be ridiculed more.

    • @Leith_Crowther
      @Leith_Crowther Рік тому +8

      @@sfprivateer Psychics aren’t real, but he definitely needs psychological help.

  • @bradensimpson8083
    @bradensimpson8083 4 місяці тому +15

    "If I go to make a sandwich but God doesn't want me to" 😅

    • @AChickandaDuck
      @AChickandaDuck 4 місяці тому +2

      The God of MY Bible HATES sandwiches

  • @angelajakob1257
    @angelajakob1257 Рік тому +135

    This is the same as arguing with a demented patient, one never wins.

    • @alexsdemkin
      @alexsdemkin Рік тому

      If not for thinking they are fucking God he's no different than any other extreme Christian

    • @teddrickmilsap5994
      @teddrickmilsap5994 Рік тому +12

      Yes he sounds like he has completely abandoned his meds

    • @negusdawoo
      @negusdawoo Рік тому

      Don't talk about urself like that

  • @AndrewRiebe
    @AndrewRiebe Рік тому +167

    A prime example of someone who is trained to look for the 'trap' from atheists in every single statement. I remember getting that training when I was being indoctrinated as well. Love watching you guys!

    • @scottc1857
      @scottc1857 11 місяців тому +23

      Most of them will never understand that they're already in the trap because their beliefs are the trap. We don't have to trap them, we're not even trying to trap them, if anything the only reason we keep insisting on having these conversations is because we're trying to dislodge them from the trap!
      Now functionally to them this looks like every single thing we say or question we ask being the trap itself.
      But that's because they've been convinced that they will literally be tortured forever by their god if we succeed in getting them out of the god trap that has them imprisoned.

    • @Crystan
      @Crystan 10 місяців тому +20

      The true irony is that if they had a good argument to begin with, it would be darn near impossible to actually trap them in the first place. The fact that they have to look out for those 'gotcha' moments at every turn only further disproves their beliefs.

    • @scottc1857
      @scottc1857 10 місяців тому +15

      @@Crystan there's a reason why these religions depend heavily on laws against criticism and other extremely heavy handed stuff

    • @davidkonevky7372
      @davidkonevky7372 9 місяців тому +3

      I think the funniest thing that they think is a gotcha trap is when atheists genuinely ask "why would god put the forbidden tree there" they get all smug like the answer is obvious but anytime you get them to actually try to respond they truly can't without making 1000 mental gymnastics

    • @parkernelson3775
      @parkernelson3775 9 місяців тому +1

      @@davidkonevky7372he put the tree there to represent that we have a choice: to obey God or disobey God

  • @JDime2059
    @JDime2059 5 місяців тому +9

    I don’t understand how people like this guy function in society.

    • @1020kerry
      @1020kerry 6 днів тому

      Are we certain he does?

  • @SethTodd-rl6hr
    @SethTodd-rl6hr Рік тому +86

    27:53 “I am the perfect spouse of god, god touches the side of my head and gives me feelings” didn’t know I had to take this guy any LESS seriously that I already was

    • @justice8718
      @justice8718 10 місяців тому +3

      The shameless lover is better than the loveless mocker who only understands to pervert and destroy.

    • @the_eaglefan
      @the_eaglefan 10 місяців тому +9

      Yeah, this caller has serious issues.

  • @meinenklinke
    @meinenklinke Рік тому +286

    I really love seeing Forrest completely befuddled.

    • @NubianNarrator
      @NubianNarrator 10 місяців тому +9

      I know right 😂😂

    • @kamrynsikes
      @kamrynsikes 3 місяці тому +4

      “Matter is irreducibly complex”
      *Forrest’s spine snaps from confusion*
      😂😂😂

  • @mrandrat625
    @mrandrat625 Рік тому +103

    This was hilarious..
    Forrest's systematic dismantling of the callers claims was spectacular.
    Then a sexual relationship with Gawd entered (and everything went to hell)...

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths Рік тому +4

      sadly it is very easy to lead people like "Biblically" by the hand to all the poiints where their faith based world model breaks apart and makes no longer sense. And yet they will not learn the important message from this, that they are unduly confident in their mental idea of the faith, because it HAS such logical gaps.

    • @boostystarman3906
      @boostystarman3906 Рік тому +4

      I haven’t gotten to that part in the video so this out of context sounds absolutely buckwild 😂😂

  • @Andy-ju8bb
    @Andy-ju8bb 6 місяців тому +7

    The truly scary part is this guy can vote. He actually has the ability to affect who runs the country.

  • @Jayell61
    @Jayell61 Рік тому +222

    This caller is mind-numbing. How the guys can be that patient with him is remarkable. Wow.

    • @stultusvenator3233
      @stultusvenator3233 Рік тому +3

      and Yet a top-notch apologist with their very best arguments. LOL

    • @jasmijnariel
      @jasmijnariel 11 місяців тому +1

      Its called BRAINWASHED by the church

    • @justice8718
      @justice8718 10 місяців тому

      There is no argument for you to be in heaven without Christ. You are here to destroy and shall live in it, constantly.

    • @jasmijnariel
      @jasmijnariel 10 місяців тому +5

      @@justice8718 what?😂

    • @justice8718
      @justice8718 10 місяців тому

      @@jasmijnariel Christ is the way, the truth and the life. The only way to heaven.
      By default, everything else is a lie, and is only the way to death.

  • @melonlord2229
    @melonlord2229 Рік тому +128

    Forrest is such a golden boi, I'm so happy we have him.

    • @JohnnyNada
      @JohnnyNada 8 місяців тому

      He's a cringe redditor

    • @derpy9452
      @derpy9452 7 місяців тому

      @@JohnnyNada says the incel who adds nothing to comments.

  • @johnmcclure40
    @johnmcclure40 Рік тому +163

    Person: so, is it raining outside?
    Caller: So, you're referencing the fact that there was water in the sea of Galilee, and bringing up the idea of the Gadarene Swine, and attempting to talk about the existence of demons.
    Person: I... just want to know if I need an umbrella.
    Caller: That means that you're discussing the apostle Judas.

  • @heidihaw8119
    @heidihaw8119 Місяць тому +3

    Forrest, “I just want a straight answer to the question.”
    Oh Forrest, you sweet summer child

  • @Heathen.Deity.
    @Heathen.Deity. Рік тому +92

    The irony in Bibliballs complaining to Forrest about him switching the topic… so precious.

    • @pastlife960
      @pastlife960 Рік тому +11

      Well that wasn’t in his script

    • @Mitsoxfan
      @Mitsoxfan Рік тому +5

      "Can god regret a decision?". Narrator: At that point the caller did regret not hanging up. But instead continued on with a whole bunch of nonsense about regret and context. Meanwhile, miles away, a tornado wiped out 20 people. And a train accident in India another 280.

    • @Heathen.Deity.
      @Heathen.Deity. Рік тому +4

      @@Mitsoxfan …and we’re all still comfortable with what a penguin holding a mint would look like.

    • @PaulBrown-uj5le
      @PaulBrown-uj5le Рік тому

      @@Mitsoxfan such a powerful God lol, he must of been having a really bad day lol, religion = control of people stupid people. 😁

    • @sylviabrown1112
      @sylviabrown1112 Рік тому +1

      Haven't you heard? Religious ppl can do everything they tell you not to do.

  • @santasingee9065
    @santasingee9065 Рік тому +147

    Forrest has this insane capability of “killing me softly”. He holds into a point like a bulldog n slowly and softly but surely drills down😂👌

    • @SozioTheRogue
      @SozioTheRogue Рік тому +1

      low key those last 7 words got me hot and bothered cuz it's about Forrest. Intelligence + smooooth ass voice + shmexy looking hair + that devilishly handsome smile and face = Daddy Forrest. And we all know why his name is Forrest, daddy got so much wood he could repopulate the world in one generation

  • @Nerift4832
    @Nerift4832 Рік тому +130

    "Wait did you just say you have a sexual relationship with god?"
    "Yes, but I havent felt his full power"
    lmao someone find this guy a partner, also i love Forrest's second to process what was said xD
    edit: I was laughing too hard to check my grammar when i wrote the comment

    • @snangoboman2111
      @snangoboman2111 Рік тому +12

      This is legit an exchange that would happen with Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

    • @adriangeh6414
      @adriangeh6414 Рік тому +20

      "Yes but i haven't felt his full power"??
      Somebody is hungry for some divine action...

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob Рік тому +2

      27:50

    • @PalmBalms
      @PalmBalms Рік тому +2

      I thought that to ,, maybe we were just dreaming

    • @quentinstayskull2464
      @quentinstayskull2464 Рік тому +7

      Matt's reaction killed me, the man went from no interest to 💯% in a quarter second!

  • @StormcastMarine
    @StormcastMarine 3 місяці тому +2

    my god almighty, that conversation about regret... the caller knows he has no leg to stand on, but still he persists

  • @jayv9779
    @jayv9779 Рік тому +58

    I love how Forrest has such an exquisite ability to break down the arguments.

  • @seanstotyn9267
    @seanstotyn9267 Рік тому +40

    "Is god a top or a bottom?" Thank you Forrest, I almost spit coffee all over my laptop.

  • @G3NK5T42
    @G3NK5T42 Рік тому +97

    There needs to be a disclaimer at the start of this video for those people who have suicidal or homicidal thoughts, because listening to 10-15 minutes of this guy, will definitely push one over the edge!

    • @Lucciii32
      @Lucciii32 Рік тому +9

      😭😭 for the amount of cognitive dissonance this caller experienced, he may need suicide prevention of his own

    • @dieSpinnt
      @dieSpinnt 8 місяців тому

      Are you sure? Possibly only when you IDENTIFY or empathize with this guy. And that is self inflicted harm. For adults who can give consent ... Why not?
      I am absolutely okay with this guy. He is an adult. We have to respect his choice: With such an attitude and self chosen immaturity (his over-exaggerated defense mechanism against EVERYTHING ... which is absurd ... and is possibly a thing for psychiatrists and not our business here on UA-cam), he will never get a job beyond low level payment, possibly will not have a chance to spread his genes (and STFU, no one of you effing nazis knows how the offspring will be! The upbringing may be terrible ... like "hell", which is a nice pun) or have any chance to see the wonderfulness of the real world.
      Oh and BTW, like the original poster, I am joking of course! My satire just addresses us viewers. How can we have the default position that this(this circus, travesty, nonsense portrayed by the caller) utter BS is real? On a platform full of actors with the intention and purpose of ENTERTAINMENT and in a world full of mad acting people and ... **drumroll** actors, trolls and hobby comedians (like f.e. me:P ).
      Well and to address the original posters concern: If you have that much media-competence that you are unable to close the viewer, press the off-button on your device or switch to do something that you actually like ... then ... just do "it". We are all better off without you!:P
      And as this is the internet, full of moro.., I have to explicitly state that my statement of dark humor makes fun of the original posters ignorance of the point (or punchline, "Pointe" in German, hehe) that we viewers can simply turn off that BS. Even long before "10-15 minutes":)
      For real thoughts of that kind, please contact REAL institutions and qualified people that can help. The mention of "real" does make sense, believe me:) You will find hotlines, victim protection and prevention assistance organizations for your country with a simple online search or by asking your (family) doctor. Please don't end yourself. Not because of such callers, not because of our bad jokes .... don't do it. Tomorrow the world may be still effed up ... and even worse ... but possibly in a nicer way, or from a prettier viewing angle!:)

    • @lizzieh5284
      @lizzieh5284 7 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

  • @Michman2024
    @Michman2024 4 місяці тому +5

    This demonstrates the depth of the religious infection plaguing humanity.

  • @Spasaymoostard
    @Spasaymoostard Рік тому +96

    It’s so fascinating hearing him try so hard to pre-jump wherever he thinks the traps are going to be. I’ve never been able to hear brain synapse joints pop while someone’s doing mental gymnastics before. You can tell he feels he has all the answers and anything you are throwing at him has the potential to pierce straight through the veil. My religious dad does the same thing when we speak. I can see and hear where he thinks I’m trying to take the conversation and tries to take me into new territory right when I get solid footing and start digging in one spot. Even surface level scrutiny is impossible.

    • @Lucciii32
      @Lucciii32 Рік тому +17

      You should ask him why he WANTS to believe, once I find out that this belief is tied to for example, death of a loved one, terminal illness, drug addiction, etc. I immediately realize that they aren’t defending the belief itself, but the emotional connection they tie to it.

    • @Spasaymoostard
      @Spasaymoostard Рік тому

      @@Lucciii32 he’s always been religious and he used it to get sober from alcoholism before I was born and it entrenched him. Just 2 days ago I finally made him question his belief after he’s been pleading his case to me for 3 years. We were texting, and he tried to use Aristotles cause and effect principles for believing in the creator. I then asked “you’re using a pre Christ greek to posit what? The Christian creator? Or just a creator? “Unmoving mover”?”. I then said he was right about a lot, but we have since thrown out what was unusable and intangible, or updated his thoughts to be more accurate. If time and time again, science corrects dogmatic principles, and all that is left is the question of creation, will you still believe in a creator? Or the Bible at all?
      I called my mom today after he left me on read, and he was in the room. He said “that last thing you sent really threw me”.
      He finally let it soak in instead of deflecting. Why his creator and not another? Or an ambiguous one? Why a creator at all?
      We’re going hiking tomorrow, so I’m on pins and needles about what’s next. Hopefully a deeper dive of why and what he’s protecting.

    • @dieSpinnt
      @dieSpinnt 8 місяців тому

      Yeah, and what about your mental gymnastics? Not even to question that this could be a troll, an actor, a mentally ill person or whatever hundred other possibilities there are. Why believe HIS presentation in a show that is demonstrably frequented by trolls, clowns and "self-promoters" of any flavor?! Because that is the EASY way and what fits into your expectations. Well, its too good to be NOT true, I guess? Without the assumption that this is real, your thoughts, your opinion, your riding on the high-horse would be pointless and ridiculous ... like you think that this guy, this stranger (yeah, he got some bans in the past ... so not really a stranger, but rather a well know character) is.
      Well, let's just agree that the presentation of the caller wasn't that good, entertaining or professional. Not as a believer. Not as an actor. And in no way as a troll. He was boring as the non existing hell. If there wasn't be Matt getting mad(hehe) from time to time, this wouldn't have had the entertaining value of a kindergarten level fremdschämerei (Second hand embarrassment):P

  • @theflyingdutchguy9870
    @theflyingdutchguy9870 Рік тому +100

    this was both frustrating and hillarious. absolute classic call

    • @roems6396
      @roems6396 Рік тому +2

      You sat through the whole thing? I had to stop about halfway. It’s like banging your head against a wall.

    • @spookish4167
      @spookish4167 Рік тому +1

      @@roems6396 i sat through most of it for a second time because I’ve seen it before but this was re uploaded 8 days ago and i thought he got unbanned again and this was part 3. It’s super frustrating to hear him try to escape every single question, makes you wonder why he calls in at all if he doesn’t want to have a conversation.
      Then at the end it’s revealed he’s probably a troll

    • @nevaladder
      @nevaladder Рік тому +1

      ​@@spookish4167He isn't trolling. He can just see where the holes in his argument are and he's trying very hard to dodge them, so the conversation never goes anywhere.

    • @spookish4167
      @spookish4167 Рік тому

      @@nevaladder he said he fucks god, that’s gotta be a troll

  • @johnclayton4620
    @johnclayton4620 11 місяців тому +138

    I started thinking....here's a half hour I can never get back...and then the caller said he's shagging god. Totally worth it.

    • @nikczemna_symulakra
      @nikczemna_symulakra 5 місяців тому

      I immediately thought of that one scene from "The Paradise: Faith" (2012) :/

    • @ydubin
      @ydubin 5 місяців тому

      100%

    • @rivvy2138
      @rivvy2138 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

  • @trustmeimaphysiologist
    @trustmeimaphysiologist 3 місяці тому +1

    In the words of the late, great Captain Raymond Holt:
    Oh, this is a very frustrating conversation.

  • @TheMindovermouth
    @TheMindovermouth Рік тому +57

    You guys have such a nice balance. I love Forrest's patience and Matt's boundaries.

    • @TheMindovermouth
      @TheMindovermouth Рік тому

      I didn't say that he didn't. But one of the things that I admire about Matt is setting healthy boundaries.

    • @Calx9
      @Calx9 Рік тому

      ​​@Atheistme to a degree. Anyone who's been watching him for a long time can tell that he's lost most of his patience. I love him so much but he does lack a lot of patience. I'm glad forrest was here today

  • @matijakranjcec8033
    @matijakranjcec8033 Рік тому +75

    Forrest you have unbelievable level of patience, I admire you so much man😂

  • @charlimander
    @charlimander Рік тому +91

    I love Forrest being a kid in a candy shop trying to pick this drivel apart and play in it vs Matt just being 100% done with it 😂
    edit: WELL THIS CALL TOOK A TURN, MY MAN FUCKED GOD

    • @scottc1857
      @scottc1857 Рік тому +20

      Give him another 5 years he'll be as pissed off as Matt...
      I've seen Matt early in his atheist experience career, he was happy and excited to have the conversations too.
      Hell look at Eric Murphy, it hasn't been 5 years yet and he's already angry lol.
      I don't blame them either... I don't even talk to these morons all the time and I can't even be as nice as Matt after decades of doing this!
      Honestly they're really too nice to these freaks

    • @kristopherloviska9042
      @kristopherloviska9042 Рік тому +6

      @@scottc1857 Yeah. Matt's frustration in dealing with these people is clearly showing. And I don't blame him either.

    • @gabrielmccray3457
      @gabrielmccray3457 Рік тому +5

      @@scottc1857 Same. I remember when he didn't have any white hair. Glad he is still doing this and becoming that curmudgeonly old man that already knows what you're going to say. And has the answer. It makes me laugh as I age and become like this, as well. Everyone thinks their thoughts are new and slam dunks. They ain't.

    • @scottc1857
      @scottc1857 Рік тому +1

      @@gabrielmccray3457 yeah it's pretty fun

    • @Only1Messiah
      @Only1Messiah Рік тому +2

      @@scottc1857 I been saying it for years people like Matt and Aron have indescribable patience for these people. I wanted Matt to hang up on buddy 2min in🤣

  • @therawstone2728
    @therawstone2728 Місяць тому +1

    I hope I'm not the only one screaming at my computer, "That's not the f****** question!"

  • @Amigo21189
    @Amigo21189 Рік тому +65

    This is a good clip to show that Forrest is an educator all the way to the marrow.

    • @GSP-76
      @GSP-76 Рік тому +5

      I can almost guarantee that Matt took this call because he knows how good of an educator Forrest is. I heard the original call that got him banned. No way Matt takes his call again other than to let Forrest try to educate him and the listeners who think the way he does.

    • @Amigo21189
      @Amigo21189 Рік тому +7

      @@GSP-76 I'm not convinced this guy will be back at all. Doesn't feel at all fair to have a guy who seems to be experiencing something of genuine medical significance represent anyone's beliefs, including his own. I'm not trying to be an asshole and say "oh, he's religious he must have da brain wormz," here. Like, believing there is a God is relatively normal. Believing that there is a God and you know Them personally isn't really even all that strange; given that at least one of the world's most popular religions asserts that very thing you'd expect some people to genuinely believe it. Believing there is a God who is also your housemate and exclusive romantic and/or sexual partner is something *_very_* different.

    • @sonja4164
      @sonja4164 Рік тому +4

      ​@Amigo21189 perhaps this call was the first real clue that the caller needs psychiatric help. Both Matt & Forrest seem genuinely shocked that the caller claimed to have a sxual relationship with God.

  • @LeonSandoval
    @LeonSandoval 7 місяців тому +67

    “I’m god’s perfect spouse…” wowwwwwwwwww brother. 😂😂😂

    • @somethingelse4424
      @somethingelse4424 5 місяців тому +15

      He wears an apron with nothing underneath.

    • @NightmareRex6
      @NightmareRex6 2 місяці тому

      i cant even get an effingg earth woman :X.

    • @sarads7877
      @sarads7877 Місяць тому

      “I haven’t felt his full power” p a u s e

    • @teresaamanfu7408
      @teresaamanfu7408 3 дні тому

      I’m tempted to say that this guy is just a troll, but I’ve met people in real life that talk just like him.

  • @remarcsd
    @remarcsd Рік тому +57

    Apparently absolute perfection does not include an ability to communicate effectively, who knew?

  • @mikeschettig6040
    @mikeschettig6040 7 місяців тому +2

    I love when they ask a “yes or no” question and he responds “The bible says…..etc.”

  • @Dragoon803
    @Dragoon803 Рік тому +105

    I could only handle 10 minutes of this. I honestly don't know how any of the hosts of The Line do this. Kudos to you guys for having such patience and being able to make sense of the callers nonsense.

    • @verbosedy9947
      @verbosedy9947 Рік тому +3

      I made it to 15 minutes. Probably because I went and got a drink during that time.

    • @Dragoon803
      @Dragoon803 Рік тому +5

      @@verbosedy9947 When even drinking isn't enough. hahaha

    • @TheZectorian
      @TheZectorian Рік тому +6

      damn, you missed best part when he said he had a sexual relationship with god

    • @Dragoon803
      @Dragoon803 Рік тому +3

      @@TheZectorian lol no way. What time stamp?

    • @TheZectorian
      @TheZectorian Рік тому +6

      @@Dragoon803 27:30 is when the section starts

  • @MacLaw3084
    @MacLaw3084 Рік тому +59

    I love when Matt goes “how do you know that?” in to oblivion. Very good approach for a caller like this.

  • @mithrasrevisited4873
    @mithrasrevisited4873 Рік тому +43

    Forrest was good here, he was throwing him off his script, making him think.

    • @VaughanMcCue
      @VaughanMcCue Рік тому +1

      Correction; Forrest futilely attempted to promote an impossible miracle - thinking.
      Through my bed buddy, all things are possible - excluding thinking.

    • @michaelwoodsdale460
      @michaelwoodsdale460 Рік тому

      There was no willingness to engage cognitive dissonance - he wasn’t in a place he could think

    • @VaughanMcCue
      @VaughanMcCue Рік тому

      @@michaelwoodsdale460
      I dont think cog dis played a part for the dude. He arrived, committed ignorance to preach and had no intention of respectful discussion.

  • @terrylwise1
    @terrylwise1 4 місяці тому +6

    "is god a top or a bottom" outstanding!

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Місяць тому

      If God is in relationship with this dude...God is the top.

  • @Bella-vt7ol
    @Bella-vt7ol Рік тому +90

    Matt and Forrest are AMAZING 🥳…please dont ever stop doing these shows 🫶🏻 and good grief Im glad I never fell for this nonsense 😳

  • @brahmanspleroma3792
    @brahmanspleroma3792 8 місяців тому +15

    "I have a claim of something that I learned from this book."
    "Ok, can you prove your claim?"
    "Definitely. The things this book says are the proof."
    "But how do I know the book is accurate?"
    "Because the claim from the book is accurate based on what the book tells me."
    🤦🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

  • @RandiRain
    @RandiRain Рік тому +86

    Best line... "He can choose to give himself feelings." That one made me laugh.

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob Рік тому

      19:01

    • @ChristendomForUS
      @ChristendomForUS Рік тому

      What makes me laugh, correction what makes me cry is the fact atheist humanist severely mutilate their children because they believed in face without a shred of physical evidence that their children have a brain of a different gender in their body. What makes it even worse is not only do they not have physical evidence, a physical criteria of somebody being for example a transgender female they don't even have a philosophical criteria.
      Which of course means being a transgender woman means absolutely nothing

    • @Steve-hu9gw
      @Steve-hu9gw Рік тому +3

      Wouldn’t that make God go blind?

    • @GreyM1th
      @GreyM1th Рік тому +2

      no it was: "is god top or bottom?" that was hillarius

    • @Steve-hu9gw
      @Steve-hu9gw Рік тому +2

      @@GreyM1th, God is vers, obviously; only theological hacks would claim otherwise.

  • @rickskeptical
    @rickskeptical 2 місяці тому +1

    I wonder if the caller is the same at his work site. Can you imagine a two hour discussion trying to get him to stock a shelf?

  • @luiscesarvianagomes970
    @luiscesarvianagomes970 Рік тому +63

    I never saw anyone with so much patience and sincere desire to hold someones hand though a step-by-step explanation to reach an understanding like Forrest does... but today i learned what it takes to make him quit... 35 minutes of dancing around any and all questions made...

    • @louieberg2942
      @louieberg2942 Рік тому +6

      It's the right thing to do. At least the other person got plenty of opportunity to genuinely engage. As we've seen, Bibically chose not to engage. He recognised the questions he could not answer and dodged them. At that point, it's fair to conclude that engaging the person further is a waste of everyone's time.

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 Рік тому

      It also takes a man named William from Florida defending slavery.

  • @nicksykes4575
    @nicksykes4575 Рік тому +26

    I love the moment when he realises, he's turned up at a battle of wits, and he's completely unarmed.

  • @yashsingh6508
    @yashsingh6508 10 місяців тому +81

    “Would you start answering the question and stop looking for the trap” funniest line from the video 😂😂😂

    • @drhexagonapus
      @drhexagonapus 4 місяці тому +4

      You kidding me? Not the part where he says he's boning god?

  • @jbibro
    @jbibro 4 місяці тому +1

    “So pleased to learn that he’s inside me. In times of trouble he will hide me.”

  • @thomassinikangas
    @thomassinikangas 10 місяців тому +46

    Just ended up feeling sorry for him! This is so sad that someone can get that far out! Really hope he’ll get some help!

    • @cctomcat321
      @cctomcat321 4 місяці тому +1

      Don't weep for the stupid, you'll be crying all day.

  • @Agorija
    @Agorija Рік тому +115

    Matt 12 minutes in: I'm done. Forrest can take over.
    Narrator: But he was not done. Not by a long shot...

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 Рік тому +23

      Well, when your caller claims to be "in a sexual relationship" with an abusive deity with a supernassive ego who's literally the worst character in all of fiction, you're kinda forced to jump back to make sure you heard right. 😂🤣

    • @zacharyshort384
      @zacharyshort384 Рік тому +8

      Has Matt EVER followed through with it when he passes the conch? lol

    • @BetterThanEmber
      @BetterThanEmber Рік тому +2

      I laughed much harder than I should have at this comment

    • @Scoobydcs
      @Scoobydcs Рік тому +6

      you read that in morgan freemans voice didnt you

    • @TheAngryAtheist
      @TheAngryAtheist Рік тому +3

      @@Scoobydcs i did 100%

  • @Awakened_Mucacha
    @Awakened_Mucacha Рік тому +40

    Regret is such a simple thing to understand. But the answer to the question he can't say "No" to because the bible says a thing. But the correct answer has to be yes because the bible said his God felt that thing. But if he felt that thing therefore he cannot be "perfect" or all-knowing. HOLY shit Forrest, you mad lad you put him into a bear trap.

    • @atticusmiller3961
      @atticusmiller3961 Рік тому +7

      Unfortunately, Biblically will still deny the existence of bear traps even as he's slowly bleeding out

    • @mothturtle7897
      @mothturtle7897 Рік тому +3

      I'm no biblical scholar but my understanding is that concept of a one true all knowing biblical God was developed after a lot of the Old Testament was written. Old Testament God was considerably messier, much like the other Gods of the region at the time. The Old Testament even implies at points that the God of the Israelites is not the only God in existence.

  • @antttt1
    @antttt1 2 місяці тому +1

    How can the hosts be so patient!

  • @darthplagueisthewise5145
    @darthplagueisthewise5145 Рік тому +41

    This caller is insufferable. Major props to Forrest for being patient.

  • @patrickcarney6171
    @patrickcarney6171 Рік тому +42

    Such wildly different responses and personalities between Forrest and Matt and honestly I love them both
    No spoilers but damn the twist this takes is crazy 😂

  • @helmholtzthemulewatson4763
    @helmholtzthemulewatson4763 Рік тому +39

    Banned? This guy needs a weekly time slot.

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 8 місяців тому

      Such a cute smile too

  • @jaredbrown3726
    @jaredbrown3726 9 місяців тому +304

    "unicorns arent a perfect being"
    Forest:"yes they are 🤨"

    • @starfishsystems
      @starfishsystems 6 місяців тому +19

      That's such a clear point. Once we join the game of positing imaginary beings with extravagant powers, anything goes.

    • @maskedrecruit4571
      @maskedrecruit4571 4 місяці тому +9

      Idk if it was before or after this call but there was the one caller that refused to claim whether Forrest was a unicorn or not and that combined with this is just amazing

    • @victoria6137
      @victoria6137 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@maskedrecruit4571 I think way after. I was watching that one last week it was great 😂. Love the Forrest episodes. I believe this is an early video from this channel cause the UI is diff from the current one

    • @maskedrecruit4571
      @maskedrecruit4571 4 місяці тому +3

      @@victoria6137 Forrest Valkai; the Perfect Unicorn. I love it.

    • @kyleepratt
      @kyleepratt 3 місяці тому +1

      Forrest is just so quick and has great comedic instincts. That on top of his knowledge, education, etc is just so impressive and cool 🦄

  • @trevorking2131
    @trevorking2131 4 місяці тому +1

    Him discussing his… relationship… hit me like a bus. Did not see that one coming.

  • @exhxv
    @exhxv Рік тому +53

    This is what blind faith sounds like. No capacity of answering critical questions. Constantly asuming things. I'm sorry, I know that the rules say I have to remain respectful but I can't respect this caller. "How do you know that" is the only response he deserves. Way to go Matt & Forrest for exposing this.

    • @chris9559
      @chris9559 Рік тому

      Not that different to the people blindly "trusting the science"

    • @exhxv
      @exhxv Рік тому +4

      @@chris9559 Not at all.the same. You.see, science actually constantly updates when new things are discovered. Things will be tested and tested again, and put to trial.
      Compare that to the never changing dogma of religion and you know enough.
      Nice try though.

    • @Bollibompa
      @Bollibompa Рік тому

      ​@@chris9559
      Hm, well, yeah. There are issues with dogmatism and blind faith in the realm of science. It could maybe be sourced from the fallibility of mankind. However, note that there is a distinct difference between the purpose of scientific literature and the purpose of religious scripture. One of them contains current knowledge, supported by evidence, always subject to change. The other contains ancient knowledge, supported by appeal to authority fallacies, purported as absolute and unchanging.
      A direct comparison is therefore dishonest.

    • @chris9559
      @chris9559 Рік тому +1

      @@exhxv Science is just a method, not a truth telling device. The science is fundamentally and intrinsically dependant on the honesty of the scientist. Now, when there's huge financial incentives to show a certain result you don't think scientists may just put their thumb over the results a little? Speaking of trust, do you trust History too? Did you know there's more historical evidence of Jesus's existence and his crucifixion than there is of Alexander the Great?

    • @starfishsystems
      @starfishsystems Рік тому +3

      ​@@chris9559
      No it's not. The reason why we have peer review and reproduction of experiment in science is because WE WANT TO BE REVIEWED. We want our reputations to be solid, because that's good for us as professionals.
      I get the impression that you're unfamiliar with this level of integrity in your own community. No wonder you're cynical.
      That's unfortunate for you, and for those around you, but your anecdotal experience is not suited to generalization. (That's another reason why we use the methods of science, by the way: to control for such biases.)
      Of course, there are dishonest and parasitic people in all walks of life. Science is no exception. People can be overly eager, they can try to take shortcuts, or they're bad at what they do and yet fearful of being discovered. Usually they're caught quite quickly by their peers and their work is sidelined. Sometimes an honest but subtle mistake is not caught before printing publication, and the paper has to be retracted. We try to encourage this degree of forthright candor, because it benefits the field and, as the saying goes, a rising tide floats all boats.
      It's very rare for an important scientific result to be outright erroneous. That's because it will produce downstream inferences that sooner or later won't add up. And this is one of the reasons why we provide citations in our published work: so that it's clear where we are building on previous work that we regard as relevant and correct. If somewhere down the chain of citations something doesn't add up, our successors can go back and trace where the misunderstanding originated.
      It's a pretty good system, all in all. It has transformed human existence, as you can see all around you. I think you're just jealous.

  • @ladyfreedomrocks
    @ladyfreedomrocks Рік тому +33

    🙄Should have kept the caller banned.

    • @mollygeorge1825
      @mollygeorge1825 Рік тому

      Just tell him to watch these shows for some time. .

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 Рік тому +3

      I understand you but on the other hand, let the world hear what religion does to a person has its values.

  • @destinedtofail6518
    @destinedtofail6518 Рік тому +59

    I’m not going to spoil it for those who haven’t seen it yet, but that was a M Night Shyamalan level bombshell of a twist! I don’t think I’ve ever been so mentally derailed by anything that hard in my life!

    • @TheModdedwarfare3
      @TheModdedwarfare3 Рік тому +6

      🙎‍♂️🙏🍆

    • @andrewsad1
      @andrewsad1 Рік тому +5

      Shit dropped harder than any other track I've ever heard and it almost sounded like the boys were gonna go right past him saying it
      This dude is a fantastic troll, hats off to him

    • @ginaplopper-norton8839
      @ginaplopper-norton8839 Рік тому +7

      They were so done with him and Then he dropped THAT bombshell. Forrest and Matts faces came alive, interest returned, I laughed so hard.

    • @Alpha_beef
      @Alpha_beef 9 місяців тому +1

      That was a fantastic moment

  • @FelixxFelixx-tt7sf
    @FelixxFelixx-tt7sf 4 місяці тому +3

    Matt will literally die if the guy names another random stylistic device instead of answering