1,000 HEADS AMONG THE TREES - Alley Perv Simulator

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @UrZahl
    @UrZahl 9 років тому +18

    "Stay away from dogs & people." - Jim Sterling. Words to live by.

  • @vladerag
    @vladerag 9 років тому +28

    you know... there is a really excellent idea here... and the execution isn't even too bad... it just needs a few million gallons of polish

    • @kecukritiques2943
      @kecukritiques2943 9 років тому +3

      +vladerag Done well, it could be as unique as Wickerman (the 1970s one, not the Nick Cage.......thing?) meets Beyond Good and Evil. But instead it's more like wicker-baskets. That are evil, because they're bad. Evil wicker-baskets? I've lost my point, but this game is crap.

    • @sowpeyuh
      @sowpeyuh 9 років тому +1

      +vladerag Absolutely. I think the idea of taking photos and having people comment on them to progress the story is a neat idea and it actually seems to work pretty well here. Looks total shite and is a bit nauseating tho

    • @vladerag
      @vladerag 9 років тому

      Kecu Kritiques Doesn't that have something to do with bees? we should take pictures of bees, they will be worth something when they go extinct.

    • @kecukritiques2943
      @kecukritiques2943 9 років тому

      vladerag
      Yeah, the Nick Cage one absolutely has to do with bees. Taking photos of bees could be interesting. Especially the criminal sorts, known as wasps. Damn those things to honey hell! >_

  • @vladerag
    @vladerag 9 років тому +17

    two minutes in... a sorcerer who owns a restraunt and a drunk photographer.
    *shrugs* sounds good enough for steam.

  • @MrECHOfox
    @MrECHOfox 9 років тому +3

    "1,000 HEADS AMONG THE TREES" great name for a metal album.

  • @leviadragon99
    @leviadragon99 9 років тому +2

    I think there's the seed of an idea here... a very different take on the old Fatal Frame ghost photography thing, focussing more on investigation and interacting with various personalities in the town as they give their perspective and even the occasional nugget of useful information... but the execution here is pretty balls.

  • @rebelsheep1544
    @rebelsheep1544 9 років тому +6

    I kinda like the photos and conversation component to advance the storyline.

  • @masterexploder7477
    @masterexploder7477 9 років тому +27

    As shitty as this game is, it has some really good ideas, like the camera cracking representing your HP and people commenting on your photos. The idea is sound, the execution is not. A good studio could make a mystery/horror game with this concept.

    • @supertaoman12
      @supertaoman12 9 років тому +2

      +Master Exploder So basically, this shitty game wouldn't be shit if it was done by other people. I think that goes without saying.

    • @masterexploder7477
      @masterexploder7477 9 років тому +11

      No, there are shitty games that have bad concept and wouldn't matter who made them. I'm saying the idea has potential and in the hands of a professional studio would be fully realized.

    • @utoobisgarbage5210
      @utoobisgarbage5210 8 років тому

      +Master Exploder agreed, I like the idea as well

  • @MattPieti
    @MattPieti 8 років тому +1

    As many people here are saying, the idea is actually good. The biggest problem with the execution is that such an idea requires far superior visuals and camera movement.

  • @LordUzaki
    @LordUzaki 9 років тому +8

    My god, am I the only one bothered with the journal screen brightness? Like you go from this rather dark town to sudden bright flash of white light in your face.

  • @phoenixlich
    @phoenixlich 9 років тому +15

    The kid is actually saying what's written at the top of the screen. So that's something. And i must admit, for how BAD this game is, it has, by far, the most realistic flashlight i've seen in one of these squirty plays!

  • @Sutekh94
    @Sutekh94 9 років тому +2

    A sorcerer who owns a restaurant? I'm sold.

  • @ShallowDepression
    @ShallowDepression 9 років тому +8

    I just bought Left 4 Dead on Steam sale, and am surprised how well it has aged. Love this game!

  • @mushymcmushington7176
    @mushymcmushington7176 9 років тому +13

    What happened to people giving their games a full test playthrough before release?

    • @JukaDominator
      @JukaDominator 9 років тому +2

      +MushyBird McMushington (the Mushiest of Birds) That's always been reserved to professionals.

    • @alexdehatter2151
      @alexdehatter2151 9 років тому +1

      Time is money! Bug testing takes time, therefore it takes money! We can't afford to let that happen!

  • @DecayingReverie
    @DecayingReverie 9 років тому +1

    To quote Luke from Episode IV, "What a piece of junk!"

  • @Byrvurra
    @Byrvurra 9 років тому +2

    The player character REALLY needs to be introduced to the wonderful world of camera straps. Never drop your camera again!

  • @kalebm.6015
    @kalebm.6015 9 років тому +5

    So, this "developer" both believes that witches are real and that this town is filled with nothing but the decendants of witches, who are all also witches. ... I'm sure this town appreciates it's credits in this game that is perfectly representing it.

    • @toastburner6003
      @toastburner6003 9 років тому +4

      +Caleb Duran There is actually some truth to the story. Just change "witch" to "people accused of being witches" and of course most people there won't be descendants of those people. The stories of witches is keeping their tourism industry alive so the locals probably don't mind.

    • @jeffdidnot
      @jeffdidnot 9 років тому +2

      +Caleb Duran Some towns live from their legends. I think you can go there a pay some witch doctor to give you ayahuasca and have some nice (or not) hallucinations.

  • @themissinfowar6629
    @themissinfowar6629 4 місяці тому

    "Œlley Perv Simulator" my kind of simulator

  • @DoctorKandosii
    @DoctorKandosii 9 років тому +1

    These graphics look like something from a 90's game show.

  • @BaileyThinksYourAreAwesome
    @BaileyThinksYourAreAwesome 9 років тому

    I come to this channel to hear Uncle Jim Jim read pages from books.
    I was not dissapointed.

  • @Tusalu
    @Tusalu 9 років тому +4

    There's some interesting and original gameplay ideas in this. They just don't seem to have been very well executed.

  • @epiclucya
    @epiclucya 9 років тому

    Do you use the steam refund after finishing these sorts of videos?
    I'm hoping you are :P

  • @gun1987gunn
    @gun1987gunn 9 років тому +21

    I just had a life changing poo, Jim.

    • @burgerbastard4741
      @burgerbastard4741 9 років тому +1

      +MushyBird McMushington (the Mushiest of Birds) That was beautiful.

    • @garywilson3042
      @garywilson3042 9 років тому

      Why, did your rectum prolapse?

    • @letummors922
      @letummors922 9 років тому

      +gun1987gunn Life changing as in your Sphincter got permanetnly damaged?That would be pretty lfe changing.

    • @ogburnher
      @ogburnher 9 років тому

      +MushyBird McMushington (the Mushiest of Birds) That was the best thing ifve ever seen. i can die now thx

    • @Altair112pl
      @Altair112pl 9 років тому

      +MushyBird McMushington (the Mushiest of Birds) well meme'd friend

  • @generaldreagonlps6889
    @generaldreagonlps6889 9 років тому

    I really have the idea that the town is build in a giant hangar or something like that. The sky doesn't really look like the sky.

  • @ChristianNeihart
    @ChristianNeihart 9 років тому +34

    Bruja is pronounced bru-ha, Mr. Sterling.

    • @kevinwilson455
      @kevinwilson455 9 років тому

      Is the bru part pronounced brew or bruh though?

    • @ChristianNeihart
      @ChristianNeihart 9 років тому

      +Kevin Wilson brew.

    • @JimSterling
      @JimSterling  9 років тому +50

      +Christian Neihart As a Vampire: The Masquerade player, it's fucking shameful I forgot that.

    • @ruekurei88
      @ruekurei88 9 років тому

      +Kevin Wilson brew

    • @ChristianNeihart
      @ChristianNeihart 9 років тому +5

      Jim Sterling All is forgiven.

  • @Corpseplower
    @Corpseplower 9 років тому

    Ah, so that's where all the draw distance fog from the Turok remaster went!

  • @Dailysvidshit
    @Dailysvidshit 9 років тому

    your new vr has a pretty good camera game too Jim. it's called Finding Monsters. it a fun little free download.

  • @thepaintedmononoke4392
    @thepaintedmononoke4392 9 років тому

    For a brief time, I wondered if I should put the video in full screen on my tablet as I could see frick all. Still, I blame the title for being interesting than the game itself.

  • @LB_
    @LB_ 9 років тому +1

    Is the camera movement like Alien: Isolation, or is it even worse?

  • @Aix_Plainer
    @Aix_Plainer 9 років тому

    One may think, but the sad truth is, that any video game license is sitting in some dusty cabinet in some dusty cellar of some dusty lawyer.
    23rd of September (start of GOG.com) is still a world-wide holiday for every two-bit-lawyer.

  • @Zolex90
    @Zolex90 9 років тому +2

    Cool idea, game isnt that bad

  • @YataTheVictoryTrain
    @YataTheVictoryTrain 9 років тому

    The town with no name is the best game ever.

  • @tawnylawns
    @tawnylawns 8 років тому

    Just wanted to update anyone who is interested in this game since it was recently in a bundle. It's been more than a year since this vid was posted and I was happy to see they changed the camera so goodbye "drunk mode"! Jim's video initially got me worried since I am highly susceptible to motion/simulation sickness. Yet I never got nauseous during my 1 hour playthrough which is saying A LOT. I wish more FPP indie games were able to make changes like this. I was able to focus on playing and it is surprisingly interesting although very very rough. I think I'm more used to games like this on Game Jolt or Itch.io. It is only 60-90 mins long depending on how fast you read through people's comments about your photographs. The story itself is quite short. It has achievements, a couple which you may need to look for but nothing too fancy. I enjoyed them. Just the right amount to kill time and not all that bad for those used to extra "indie" games. It has an eerie atmosphere and story to tell. I kept bursting out laughing each time I caught a couple snogging (because it reminded me of Jim's video) and would take a pic anyway for a laugh (not relevant to story). I feel the store price is too high. I would not pay for it on its own and only played it since I got it in a bundle but still enjoyed it for the rough but creative indie game it is.

  • @0lionheart
    @0lionheart 9 років тому

    I've seen a few people criticise Jim for playing terrible games like this, but honestly, I'm really glad he does. Watching truly awful crap like Slaughtering Grounds and Second Warfare has really made me appreciate other games more.

  • @oobndroobw
    @oobndroobw 9 років тому +1

    At least the flashlight is somewhat realistic.

  • @BenjL
    @BenjL 9 років тому

    Another masterpiece published by KISS Ltd

  • @221b
    @221b 9 років тому +1

    Dark Cloud 2: Another game where you can take pictures of ghosts that's a lot better than this one.

  • @thevigilantsatanicbowser8249
    @thevigilantsatanicbowser8249 9 років тому

    I think this concept is a really neat idea and it interests me greatly. But does it really belong on any storefront yet? The developer really needs to use this as a demo to scope out more talent to help fully realize this game.

  • @TripleEye_Josh
    @TripleEye_Josh 9 років тому +3

    I don't know, doesn't seem that terrible to me.

  • @ICountFrom0
    @ICountFrom0 9 років тому

    Wait, what AM I doing with my life.
    I'm watching you do that...

  • @MrMumbles710
    @MrMumbles710 9 років тому

    I LOVE this video!

  • @artisanmage5378
    @artisanmage5378 9 років тому +1

    I didn't really hate this one. Sure not a good game but I liked a few things about it.

  • @nicklager1666
    @nicklager1666 9 років тому

    Looks like the game has a bit of a Nintendo 64 fog going on in the draw distance.

  • @TheTrashball
    @TheTrashball 9 років тому

    I just imagined the games title read out by Cecil Baldwin.

  • @ZeEnderCrew
    @ZeEnderCrew 9 років тому

    Those dogs are nothing like yours Jim :P

  • @calebbenson7293
    @calebbenson7293 9 років тому +1

    Honestly at this point you could probably just give worst game of the year to all of green light collectively.

  • @Hudskeeper
    @Hudskeeper 9 років тому +2

    When he opened the journal it gave me an instantaneous headache . Then i tried to read the faint little words on those pale pages and it game me eye cancer.

  • @lehelisbored
    @lehelisbored 4 роки тому

    This reminds me of the bizarro town vibe of Pathologic, but in a shit way.

  • @jd2792
    @jd2792 9 років тому

    jim did you try bannd memories its a an a survival horror game with the style of old ps1 horror games like silent hill and residant evil

    • @jd2792
      @jd2792 9 років тому

      +‫יהונתן דולב‬‎ and its played and looks like them

    • @irets5304
      @irets5304 9 років тому

      +‫יהונתן דולב‬‎ Oy vey!

  • @lucanewton6804
    @lucanewton6804 9 років тому

    Another good photography game is Natsuiro High School for PS3 and PS4, it's more anime high school life so just know that much before playing it, if you do.

  • @aitch9053
    @aitch9053 9 років тому

    Eesae Deuh'ee Buhhd, idn'ee?

  • @Papscott333
    @Papscott333 9 років тому

    You missed the opportunity to say "Sorcerer Saucier". For shame, Jimothy.

  • @lunarballoonistxo
    @lunarballoonistxo 8 років тому

    Skateboarding dogs are *effing* terrifying.

  • @sagethegreat4680
    @sagethegreat4680 25 днів тому

    Lol Brew jo . It is Brew ho and it is witch in Spanish.

  • @Piorn
    @Piorn 9 років тому

    the game actually looks cool conceptually. If it just didn't look so ugly.

  • @ashleylewis5496
    @ashleylewis5496 9 років тому

    8:38
    Lies, this writing needs much more emotions and Ellen Page to meet David Cage's high, high standards.

  • @JCDenton2012Modder
    @JCDenton2012Modder 9 років тому

    The name of this game makes me want to watch a "Disturbed" music video for some strange reason.

  • @stevetyler2222
    @stevetyler2222 9 років тому

    How you doing Jim? I got a glass of whiskey and I'm playing South Park Stick of Truth.
    So I'm doing just fine.

  • @Treychik
    @Treychik 9 років тому

    the idea of the game is actually pretty neat (especially your camera as your health), but the FPS rate and whole graphics decision is horrible!

  • @kolby4078
    @kolby4078 9 років тому

    dat fov

  • @Dracologist
    @Dracologist 9 років тому

    project -1

  • @radsquid9541
    @radsquid9541 9 років тому

    oh man, why do people do this? I'd really like to have a honest and not emotional discussion on it with this thing's dev...
    seriously, what's the point, dude?

  • @MarquisForneus
    @MarquisForneus 9 років тому +2

    Urrggg.

  • @paullaing5921
    @paullaing5921 9 років тому +1

    Jim, its Christmas. If you are going to entertain us, at least play something good. For your own sake if nothing else.

  • @cyprex
    @cyprex 9 років тому

    Looks like a bad mobile port.

  • @xshadowscreamx
    @xshadowscreamx 9 років тому

    It would be a good game if it was not shit.

  • @ricojes
    @ricojes 9 років тому

    Have an early like.

  • @MrNoobxs
    @MrNoobxs 9 років тому

    like a shit pokemon snap

  • @andrechkl
    @andrechkl 9 років тому

    Apart from horrible controls and frame rate, for some reason, the majority of these "developers" can't even get the view right.
    Everything looks very odd, like the dream sequences in the first max payne game.

  • @JudasMugensson
    @JudasMugensson 9 років тому

    So many bad simulators......

  • @Gigaheart
    @Gigaheart 9 років тому

    Oh my, this is a special kind of special.. 0/10 Interesting premise, terrible design, horrible framerate, ugly art.

  • @Zolex90
    @Zolex90 9 років тому +2

    Cool idea, game isnt that bad