Grotto Beasts: The Card Game made by a Real Psycho
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
- Great Granddad spent his life collecting things for 250 years, I don't know what Grotto Beasts are
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I would unironically enjoy a poem stream from dad though
agreed! like maybe do it up with a big cozy chair and warm lighting and stuff! i think that would be cool
@@ewink472ooo and have the mareep and cupcake sitting infront of rt, with rt reading the poems to them
We need to put that English degree to work!
agreed !! share poems and make it chaos
Why not take it a step further and make it a full-on literature stream?
Tbh the funniest part about the poetry isn’t the fact that chat wanted it, but that Dan was surprised that the majority of poems were sex metaphors. Daniel. You are an English major. How did you not foresee this
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The fact that rt has said he was inspired by jerma in the past makes the title so much better
Your comment is too long, it’s gonna make me burst
Comment too long, im gonna lose it
@@orpheus2932average gen z attention span
@@a10goesbrrt28 your comment must be shortened to just be “Z”
@@orpheus2932 you comment: long = bad
I always thought RT sounded like a sane Jerma
I can’t lie I’ve never watched Jerma, but if he makes RT sound sane… dear god
@@beans9288 bro Jerma makes RT seem like the most sane person on the planet.
He even makes Lets Game It Out look sane.
@@justanothergamer64 Lets Game It Out is a menace to society
@@beans9288I can say as a long fan as both jerma doesnt make RT look sane but downright normal that utter fucking psychopath. That fucking monster as he wacks out.
@@justanothergamer64Id say crazy in a different way. RT is the sociopath to Jerma’s psychopath.
I'm sorry this isn't the poetry stream literally all of you wanted
Thank you to Hollulu and the Grotto Beasts team for supplying the care package in this video! I'm not sponsored, I just want to support the project. You can check it out here: twitter.com/GrottoBeastsTCG
Rt, we have watched you watch paint dry, we would All gladly watch you reading Poetry, No joke.
Can you show us your vintage teddy bears and talk about their history next? /srs
I think after the big Invitational, we deserve an educational seminar on the history of Barbie
Am I the only one who is aroused by RT game?
You disappointed us father
Not gonna line, I think RT was prideful of his chat when they were more interested in poetry rather than the cards as an English Major.
We are proud of father.
We are proud of father
Rejoice! Father is proud of us!
Why wouldn't you line?
Father is proud😊
RT greatly underestimated how fixated on the first thing chat sees. He thought "Oh, I'll sprinkle in some colorful pack openings in with-" no. They want the poems and chess set.
It was nice of Jerma to supply you with some cards while you're trapped in his dungeon!
I've never heard of "Jerma" so this video is beyond confusing to me 🤣
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395he’s in-channel joke, he’s actually not real. They just thought it would be funny if he was a real streamer but then people started really getting into making this joke real that they started impersonating him
@@foodiswonder8998doing god’s work with the explanation
Resell value is gonna be crazy on those cards because they were personally touched by Jerma. His rabid fans will eat them up...
RT: *tries to create a skit*
All of us: GIVE US THE POEMS, BOOMER
If RT is ever making a card game of his own, I'll play Daneshiro in *every* deck
Please god make this happen.
i'm a simple guy and would stick to the meta -The Blender buffed with Vino Humano
Both of y'all are sleeping on the dark lord von karma x end mii strat
@@ActuallyAthena nah the best card would be that one old photo of himself that always shows up whenever he makes fun of himself
@@Mikauo_Xblade on god lmao id defo buy a trading card with that picture 💀😭
Somehow RT met Jerma and I don’t know how he survived
Also I find it so funny the idea of RT reading these 130+ year old books and uses Grotto Beasts cards as a bookmark
theyve met before
They have a picture together. I think they might have multiple pictures together actually
Rtgame was in the latest Jerma house flipper contest
I mean Daniel is a genocidal psycho. I think he can match Jerma.
@@globurimDaniel is a sweet summer child compared to Experiment #J3RMA985
I actually would like to have a full video (or stream) where you read poems and analyze them in someway
That degree’s going to come in handy
Honestly it would be just delightful to hear him gush about poetry. Because my (actually) mum has been doing a ou degree on creative writing with poetry. So it would be cool to see dad do some literary analysis.
it is very satisfying seeing a real physical book like that paged through and read so yeah i would enjoy it too lol
rtgame and rachel oates collab
@@ps1hagridoufofcharacter oh hell yes, that would be amazing!
RT and Jerma are closer than we think
They're getting closer.
Run.
rt is the alternate universe jerma where his ancestors never left ireland for mattucashlass
❗The RT - Jerma meeting is imminent ❗evacuate the vicinity immediately❗
They did a house flipper stream together. And I don’t know if I’m just misremembering but didn’t he go to Vegas with Jerma that one time he went gambling?
Like in terms of friendship, or is jerma breathing down RT's neck, ready to strike as we speak?
Real interesting cards you got there, nice to see Jerma being Jerma, now can we please get back to the poems? The suspense has been killing me since the 1500's.
I can't wait till RTGame becomes a full hand streamer
What happens when he goes VTuber hand streamer???
@@RBoobitydooThen begins the dark times.
The R34 artist will smell the blood in the water and before you know it, "Art" of RT's hands "interacting" with various feminine pokemon will emerge.
I only watch Dan on UA-cam, but I love how whenever he tries to make any plans for a stream his live viewers want the exact opposite of what he plans lmfao
It's just a DnD game and RT is the DM trying his ((UA-cam)) best to lead the chat in the right way but they keep running into random trees
@@juicecakes it's like your trigger-happy bard trying to woo random NPCs and now you have to come up with actual characterization because the party won't leave them alone
@@olive4200the ultimate flex is to roll with it and now the offspring of that random hookup is the BBEG of the next campaign. Or the same one, if there's enough time elapsed or time travel shenanigans.
Poetry was our safe haven. One can only hope it will continue to protect us from Jerma
I don’t think I’ve ever really processed the fact that jerma is a real person
I’ve decided to believe his existence is actually a very elaborate inside joke
The fact that these cards have been printed is so fucking weird. It started as an opening joke in his archeology (actually geology) stream, then people pretended it was real for a while, then some geniuses thought 'hey what if we actually make it real and make like half the cards jerma references' and then they made a functioning game around it. With official jerma dice. Weird timeline this feels like.
The fact that this video takes 7 minutes to actually get to the card game when the video is 17 minutes long is absolutely UA-caming hilarious.
I stand corrected. They went back to the poetry. Twitch Chat is incredible.
I love even after all this time RT is still surprised when chat goes in 100% the opposite direction.
The fact that Dan continues to be surprised when we want whatever the opposite of what he has planned is just terribly pure. Also, of course we wanted the poetry stream, dad, you told us all about your English major.
Honestly what did he expect when giving the option of reading Poetry or the point of the stream to the people who made Rock Path a meme
That fucking stream still makes me crack up "Guys there's nothing on the rock path, we're just going in circles" "ROCK PATH x10"
@@tommydoezwhat video is rock path from
@@soyboydj6875 Pokemon Mystery Dugeon Explorers of Sky, if i'm not mistaken.
Did not expect sex poems within the first 3 minutes
Your grandad sure loved dippin into his pension fund for grotto beasts,
... I read this comment as RT said that exact thing
THAT KEEPS HAPPENING TO ME. MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP@@lillalefur1146
I find it hilarious that the chat legit without meme's or jokes just wants to hear the poems.
RT’s grandpa is Jerma?!
No, it's the grandpa from the archeology stream
No they have the same Grandpa, look up Jerma grandpa plays
Hearing rt spout jerma references is amazing as someone who got sucked into the rabbit hole less than a year ago
I was sucked into the meat grinder
It's always jarring for me to hear people who recently just got into Jerma when I've been watching the guy for a decade
Like why do you want to watch the guy. RUN. GET AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CA-
@@JoNarDLoLz you think I WANT to watch him? I had my chance to run but he was in the roof of a Tescos when he grabbed me and threatened to put me in a meat grinder if I didn't watch his content
I like how chat was more interested in the old stuff than the tcg
RT has a very soothing and pleasant voice. is he honestly surprised chat would go apeshit for poetry?
Another banger from our favourite 80 year old Irishman
Rt owes his chat a poetry stream it seems. Lols
Would be funny if the dumptruck jerma card is just him as a construction worker driving an actual dumptruck, no relation to the metaphorical meaning. So if someone doesn't realize they're just left confused like "when did he drive a dumptruck on stream?"
I can’t wait for the eventual release of the Jerma Ass Card when Season 2 of Grotto Beasts comes out
Jerma dump truck: consume all turkey, bacon and ham cards in play
Daniel, we have neglected to inform you that your grandfather was a time traveller. He wouldn't speak of his work; but he kept that book and pack of mysterious cards with him for years, and wouldn't tell a soul what they were or where they came from. Especially not when they were manufactured.
Though, he spoke of you, as if you were a distant friend he had. Though you didn't exist yet. Many assumed he was crazy, though he knew he wasn't.
On the night of the disappearance, he left his book and a note in a place he knew you'd find it. He foresaw this future for you.
I hope you take great care of what he left in your hands.
- Your old friend
Are you making a reference because or did you come up with this because that's amazing.
@@jackgaming7317 I made it up lol. Glad you liked it!
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a pack of Grotto Beasts cards.
i would actually watch an entire video of rt reading poetry
Hearing RT make Yu-Gi-Oh references makes me realize that a Yu-Gi-Oh stream would be one of the most chaotic things he could possibly do.
I genuinely would listen to Dan reading poems, or providing commentary on novels
oh god RT is a card game streamer and im here for it
absolutely PSYCHO streamer ATTACKS others players over a CARD GAME
Seeing that Holly's the artist for the bounty board is hilarious
Leave it to RT’s stream chat to get so drawn in by the framing device that they legitimately ask him to start reading the poetry…
In old Jerma videos you can usually find RT commenting on each of these vids, which is sweet
Yu-Gi-Oh has really changed throughout the years
As someone who lives in the Mojave desert, these things keep on surfacing in my backyard, it is starting to get terrifying.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Sus Guy actually has such an overpowered ability, running out of cards is so often a losing condition in most card games, so having a card that flips that completely alters the way you think about deck composition and strategy
As someone who is facinated by history, i would love for rt to just have a poem reading stream
Pogetry
Also unironically, some of that stuff seems genuinely interesting
I hope Dan knows that all the Grotto Beasts is actually just the calling card of the notorious serial killer The Boston Meat Grinder! He's been marked, his days are numbered!
Before watching the video I thought RT was reffering to Jerma being his great- great-grandfather.
After watching the video I now know Jerma is RT's great-great-grandfather.
i half expected this to turn into a poetry stream just because chat would demand it. The one time he had to find a way to go against a very unified chat.
I really hope a TCG video game of Grotto Beasts will be made eventually bc I feel like this is the one TCG I'm actually interested in playing
The team behind Grotto Beasts says they are currently working on it, so hopefully sometime this year we get to see it in action
@@FearfulSludgeBoy that's fucking awesome
I would listen to RT reading ancient english poetry everyday
I genuinely would have rather had a stream of Dad just reading poetry and telling us about his Granddad.
The streams/videos that aren’t game related are always fun with my favorite dad
if rt’s our dad does that make jerma our grandad?
@@jessefanshaw8948granddad985
You got really lucky with your pulls, the big baker is an insane aggro/midrange card and jerma earth and sus guy are prime control wincons, these were crazy packs
The intro is WAY better than the actual content. I actually laughed incredibly hard when the mat lifted up, revealing SO MANY PACKS!
Existential crises and trading card games. My two hyperfixations. Ideal stream. Also it all just being grotto beasts feels like a weird dream I’d have
Also i love how chat is clearly messing with you because they know you want to open the cards but demand you read poetry instead.
Now we need to have RT learn how to actually play, and have him play against Call Me Kevin or some other youtuber
I actually believed it was from his grampa until the matress one
Can’t believe RT got ToS’ed by the poetry collection of all things
i thought this would be his actual grandpa's booster pack for some reason
I love that it actually pulls off the different art styles like common card games do, like melffy being in yu-gi-oh beside blue eyes and relinquished.
1:00 The fact that everyone picked poetry is hillarious
I was pretty surprised by how many of the references I got, to the point I think my brain is actively rotting in my skull
I can't believe RT spent 6 minutes (of just the VIDEO, cant imagine how long the stream was) just making a single joke
You just have a really relaxing tone of voice and a pleasant droll wit so streaming or reading out old poems from those books would probably do genuinely well and be quite the treat
4:20 Hold on... The New American Bible? I didn't know there was a new version!
Loving the RT poetry streams
Picking Jerma as "sus guy" in his nightmarish mode is the best thumbnail imaginable
i mean, that is most recognizable jerma meme
Jerma killed my family
sorry for your | |l || |_
Yeah, he does that. What a silly guy!
Jerma has finally found a new host candidate for this era
How did Dan not expect the chat to swerve to the poetry? That's the most predictable "derail the streamer" move they could make.
Can't wait for Sus Guy to replace the ace of spades as the next world war helmet decoration.
I love how the first half of this video is literally just dad having a psychological breakdown from his defininitely real grandad's misdeeds.
I've never watched jerma but now I am concerned what would happen if I started.
You now must
Horrible things...
you shouls start, hes hillarious
I actually want a James Joyce reading and discussion stream
I love the fact that what the Sus Guy does is a slight nod to Among Us. Absolutely massive
Can't wait to see all of the comments from people who watched thirty seconds of the video
i love how RT continually suggests the idea of Jerma being one of the strongest cards in the game, while the actual Jerma card is very weak, while on the other hand, 30s Milkman, one of the shitty characters, has an absurdly powerful ability
i can only imagine granddad is a former father too and this is what caused it
rt started shaking as soon as he saw Sus Guy
3:22 wow, we actually have a chess set like that back home! Jaques folding chessboard! and honestly, yeah, he's right, the pieces look very hand-carved, they're so wonderful.
was half expecting for him to empty out grandpa's urn and find grotto beasts in this intro.
Dan the English major surprised that a poem is a metaphor for sex, my english major mom always says all of literature is either about death or sex
I know nothing about Jerma, so I just imagine this cryptid emerging from the darkest corner of the world and leaving the rulebook for this game
I had an aneurysm seeing the sus guy thumbnail at 2 in the morning
The opening bit is probably one of the most unhinged things RT has done.
Saw the title and video thumbnail and didn’t realize it was an RT video until I clicked it. Ur well on your way to becoming the next Jerma986
That's how Inscryption starts.
I haven’t watched past the one minute mark yet but as SOON as the cards fl out of the book I was like “oh this is some Daniel Mullens tomfoolery, isn’t it”
Edit: Never mind it was Jerma
clicked AS SOON as I saw jerma
I like to imagine that the great grandpa RT talks about is the same grandpa from Jerma's archeology stream
It's like a Twitch cinematic universe
I was legit excited to see old stuff. 😢
RT had a big hit with literally watching paint dry, so of COURSE his chat would want the poems!
What do you mean Jerma made a deck building card game.
What do you mean he put *Birthing Pod* in it.
Sus guy being a Laboratory Maniac clone is honestly just peak tho.
Knowing RT that title is either literal or he will be extremely confused through most of it.
I love that Jerma clearly wanted it to work like Magic the Gathering, but WotC copyrighted every word under the sun so you end up with shit like "summoning sadness"