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  • @_alc.v
    @_alc.v 4 роки тому +4499

    Germs: **Enters Body**
    White Blood Cells: *_[ Tough guy finger snapping ]_*

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 4 роки тому +22

      Rip lol

    • @Xaphii
      @Xaphii 4 роки тому +13

      @69,420 subs in 69 years ha

    • @jacksmallwood1507
      @jacksmallwood1507 4 роки тому +33

      The torture dance from JJBA

    • @MarchieHare
      @MarchieHare 4 роки тому +7

      I like ur name it's verry NICE

    • @VIIStardust
      @VIIStardust 4 роки тому +12

      Is this a West Side Story reference?

  • @ajax3474
    @ajax3474 4 роки тому +5593

    "People who look after chickens are literally chicken tenders."
    You are what you eat.

    • @shirmeelamohamed9856
      @shirmeelamohamed9856 4 роки тому +174

      I don't remember eating a disappointment

    • @dankolord
      @dankolord 4 роки тому +83

      I don't remember eating crows

    • @sweetapplepie8364
      @sweetapplepie8364 4 роки тому +140

      I guess I’m an _innocent person_

    • @TyOn2Wheels314
      @TyOn2Wheels314 4 роки тому +71

      I don't remember eating your dad.

    • @dankolord
      @dankolord 4 роки тому +29

      @@Aspiracy so you're god?
      I don't remember eating a god

  • @sontia55
    @sontia55 4 роки тому +1888

    Damien's laugh is so wholesome it makes me feel like everything is going to be okay

    • @vicenco1858
      @vicenco1858 4 роки тому +138

      Everyrhing is going to be emkay

    • @luckybegum2518
      @luckybegum2518 4 роки тому +25

      sush nothing gonna be okay tge worlds gonna go up in flames

    • @sontia55
      @sontia55 4 роки тому +19

      @@luckybegum2518 :(

    • @jcaob
      @jcaob 4 роки тому +17

      It’s rude to spit, you got your facts all over me

    • @yeetusthyself-music
      @yeetusthyself-music 4 роки тому +12

      Boy have I got news for you

  • @bilpo.8
    @bilpo.8 4 роки тому +2241

    People who look after chicken are literally chicken tenders
    Damian:
    *W H E E Z E*

  • @rebeck6651
    @rebeck6651 4 роки тому +3272

    When you clean your vaccum cleaner
    You become a vaccum cleaner

    • @ekans3418
      @ekans3418 4 роки тому +74

      But you clean yourself when you take a shower

    • @ivancatalao9655
      @ivancatalao9655 4 роки тому +109

      You're not what you eat.
      *You're what you clean*

    • @HelezNC
      @HelezNC 4 роки тому +42

      Wouldn’t you become a vacuum cleaner cleaner?

    • @erionnataylor2764
      @erionnataylor2764 4 роки тому +23

      And when you throw it out because it still won't work, you home is one vacume cleaner.

    • @bigshotgaming5413
      @bigshotgaming5413 4 роки тому +12

      @@erionnataylor2764 lol

  • @squeakystool8910
    @squeakystool8910 4 роки тому +1073

    This video is just:
    *bad puns and finger guns*

    • @archaicfalcon4898
      @archaicfalcon4898 4 роки тому +32

      No, it’s about posts in r/technicallythetruth

    • @Sluppie
      @Sluppie 4 роки тому +6

      bad puns and finger guns is the name of my new punk band

    • @sjkxo1333
      @sjkxo1333 4 роки тому +1

      Shitty rhymes all the time

    • @shirizon6304
      @shirizon6304 4 роки тому

      林思雨 ur a *bad pun* ur self

    • @christmooose1198
      @christmooose1198 4 роки тому

      林思雨 and I love it

  • @sxmmer_b7818
    @sxmmer_b7818 4 роки тому +1574

    Damien: makes joke
    Also damien: *WHEEEEEEZZZEE*

    • @moxxi6798
      @moxxi6798 4 роки тому +17

      Nah its a *MEGA WHEEEEEEZZZEE*

    • @縣
      @縣 4 роки тому +1

      Unoriginal

    • @ck7993
      @ck7993 4 роки тому +3

      @@縣 no your life i epicdaly acheved epic rost and fun

    • @kaisersingh5827
      @kaisersingh5827 4 роки тому +2

      This is priginal

    • @sxmmer_b7818
      @sxmmer_b7818 4 роки тому +1

      @@縣 thank you!

  • @D.AfroC23
    @D.AfroC23 4 роки тому +695

    Everyone: lasagne is said with ya at the end
    Damien: pronouncing it like lasan

    • @louisfoglia7514
      @louisfoglia7514 4 роки тому +8

      The Chedu it’s actually wrong, lasagne is pronounced LASANYE
      and lasagna LASANYA

    • @D.AfroC23
      @D.AfroC23 4 роки тому +11

      @@louisfoglia7514well we can both agree that he says it weirdly

    • @LunarM4ngo
      @LunarM4ngo 4 роки тому +5

      Fool, it is actually *LASAGA*

    • @D.AfroC23
      @D.AfroC23 4 роки тому

      @@LunarM4ngo tf lol

    • @tornadogames4182
      @tornadogames4182 4 роки тому

      *pronouced

  • @heiltheking5910
    @heiltheking5910 4 роки тому +321

    1:24 baby oil defeats condom, condom defeats baby oil 😂😂
    When you realize he read it wrong

    • @emilythegreat18
      @emilythegreat18 4 роки тому +10

      I realized that too lol I was looking to see if anyone else noticed

    • @kiru367
      @kiru367 4 роки тому +1

      same

    • @daffa_fm4583
      @daffa_fm4583 3 роки тому +2

      when you and your opponent lose at the same time

    • @Tp_OverHeat
      @Tp_OverHeat Рік тому

      @@daffa_fm4583 ive won but at what cost

  • @emalzahn3777
    @emalzahn3777 4 роки тому +182

    "People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders."
    "You shut up and you stop speaking."
    Well, technically he is typing...

    • @aviida280
      @aviida280 4 роки тому +5

      technically, he isnt typing, he typed.
      that was the past

    • @nietaiden4436
      @nietaiden4436 4 роки тому +2

      Hmm yes the floor is made out of floor

    • @Bonkers-yl2jd
      @Bonkers-yl2jd 4 роки тому +1

      A lethal injection is a lifetimes supply! girl scouts is the only company that gets away with child labor and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himsel-

    • @slysylveon
      @slysylveon 4 роки тому

      Drop the reeeee bomb
      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @mariamlaleen4897
    @mariamlaleen4897 4 роки тому +166

    0:05 I love how Damien laughed at the most stupid thing and made it the best thing.

  • @yxngmicky1068
    @yxngmicky1068 4 роки тому +856

    Friends are like birds
    They die if you kill them

  • @AcediaIX
    @AcediaIX 4 роки тому +1052

    8:38 believe it or not, I took a shower *NAKED* while wearing Shoes

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +223

      what... *are* you...?

    • @active_xf6478
      @active_xf6478 4 роки тому +75

      @@EmKay a *d* *e* *m* *o* *n*

    • @noobslayer6915
      @noobslayer6915 4 роки тому +14

      I don't believe it

    • @AcediaIX
      @AcediaIX 4 роки тому +33

      Some people called me......a " Madman"

    • @Tokyodogz14
      @Tokyodogz14 4 роки тому +10

      EmKay I once took a shower with my socks on... it sucked... or should I say.. SOCKED?!?! Ok I will leave now...

  • @terminator33442
    @terminator33442 4 роки тому +183

    Me: *having shitty day*
    Damian: *laughs*
    Me: *slight smile*

  • @mistythewillow4724
    @mistythewillow4724 4 роки тому +61

    You technically can’t tell a ventriloquist to “shut their mouth” because it is already shut and they’ll keep talking

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 4 роки тому +512

    "Do you dream when you're dead?"
    Yeah, it's called the afterlife.

    • @sachiel197
      @sachiel197 4 роки тому +8

      so in other words
      you don't dream when you're dead

    • @user-nm1qn4ld1v
      @user-nm1qn4ld1v 4 роки тому +1

      Bro that's deep xD
      Every BILLIE EILLISH fan xD

    • @goaway6193
      @goaway6193 4 роки тому +2

      So afterlife is a dream? *I am confusion*

    • @brainstorm623
      @brainstorm623 4 роки тому +2

      @@goaway6193 Yes, but it's a dream you'll never wake up from.

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 роки тому +2

      I believe in reincarnation so does that mean since everyone was dead at one point, regular dreams are death dreams? I think I just confused myself...

  • @endtrapta3393
    @endtrapta3393 4 роки тому +613

    At 6:16 the way that Damien pronounced “lasagne” really bothered me, like, a lot.

  • @gentlecrabbysam1654
    @gentlecrabbysam1654 4 роки тому +490

    *When there is 7 billion trees on the world*
    People: Let's cut em, down

    • @Truescreen
      @Truescreen 4 роки тому +7

      So anyway, i started chopping.

    • @invader_miz
      @invader_miz 4 роки тому +11

      Team trees: Lets plant them back.

    • @Elite-mc3ot
      @Elite-mc3ot 4 роки тому +5

      Its illegal to cut a tree down in Canada without a permit.

    • @invader_miz
      @invader_miz 4 роки тому +2

      Anonymous _ It is? Im in canada and I didnt know that

    • @Jackscalfani2
      @Jackscalfani2 4 роки тому +3

      Actually there is around 7.7 billion humans on the world and around 3.4 trillion trees

  • @Giscu
    @Giscu 4 роки тому +448

    Everyone: Makes memes about Australia being upside down.
    south pole: Sad continent noises

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 4 роки тому +14

      Penguins are always in the correct orientation

    • @jackofalltrades8412
      @jackofalltrades8412 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @angelgames9351
      @angelgames9351 4 роки тому +5

      South America, New Zealand, most of Africa:
      I’m a joke to you

    • @nmuniz2
      @nmuniz2 4 роки тому +4

      Lol so stupid continents done make noises. (This is a joke)

    • @KingFlame-dh8rs
      @KingFlame-dh8rs 4 роки тому +2

      That Fell Off The Earth A While ago

  • @compl3xlife197
    @compl3xlife197 4 роки тому +334

    in pokemon
    ash: i know every pokemon
    other people: how
    ash: i have 22 YEARS of experience
    other people: how old are you
    ash: 10
    me:??????

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname 4 роки тому +23

      According to the Animé episodes,
      He was 11 two and a half (in universe) years after his 10th birthday,

    • @kipkip854
      @kipkip854 4 роки тому +14

      I was born at a very young age

    • @slysylveon
      @slysylveon 4 роки тому +4

      Employers: you must have at least 22 years of experience pf pokemon
      Ash who is 10: *stares intensely* got that

    • @draconix4131
      @draconix4131 3 роки тому +5

      Wait, how have I not noticed this? Also, how is pikachoo not the strongest pokemon in the world yet? He has literally been training for 22 years.

    • @K_C119
      @K_C119 3 роки тому +3

      I mean in one show a legendary bird gave him his wish of never aging.
      Have fun Ash watching everyone one die because your wish was to live forever

  • @NecroMadz
    @NecroMadz 4 роки тому +214

    "Do you dream when you're dead" Yeah it's called heaven

    • @NecroMadz
      @NecroMadz 4 роки тому

      @@Selena-fw3rj did u even get my joke or did I just get r/whooshed twice?🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @blipblop3798
      @blipblop3798 4 роки тому +4

      @@Selena-fw3rj That doesn't work in this situation 🤣🤣

    • @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS
      @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS 4 роки тому

      prove it

    • @ruchick6155
      @ruchick6155 4 роки тому +1

      hell
      atheism
      Buddhism
      prove me wrong they don't have heaven

    • @genesisfgc
      @genesisfgc 4 роки тому +2

      And if you have a nightmare you're in Hell

  • @wp4875
    @wp4875 4 роки тому +220

    7:03 the joke here is that the city is called Nice where the red spot is.

  • @berserkhunter1981
    @berserkhunter1981 4 роки тому +109

    "Did you know: Jupiter is so big. You can fit an entire school bus on it" man, I can fit Jupiter in a school bus

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 роки тому

      How...?

    • @berserkhunter1981
      @berserkhunter1981 4 роки тому +3

      @@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 give me a few days to find a school bus and you'll see

    • @alphan0328
      @alphan0328 4 роки тому +1

      i did that too
      i had a little ball that looked like jupiter and took it into the school bus

    • @berserkhunter1981
      @berserkhunter1981 4 роки тому

      @Cmdr. Lewdiepie around 3k to 7k and that's if you buy a used one

    • @definitelynotagenocider5204
      @definitelynotagenocider5204 4 роки тому +1

      Plot twist: his fat girlfriend's name is Jupiter.

  • @WordUp1111
    @WordUp1111 4 роки тому +1200

    If your thumb isnt a finger, then there is no middle finger.

    • @logn120
      @logn120 4 роки тому +16

      Stranger People true

    • @thatnike2604
      @thatnike2604 4 роки тому +48

      That also means you have only 8 fingers

    • @mdx4756
      @mdx4756 4 роки тому +23

      r/Technicallythetruth

    • @swiftsneaking
      @swiftsneaking 4 роки тому +31

      *laughs in extra fingers*

    • @alicewilloughby4318
      @alicewilloughby4318 4 роки тому +7

      Stranger People, Oooo! I wondered about that one!

  • @neemz6240
    @neemz6240 4 роки тому +229

    "I don't know math! So..... thanks"
    - Damien, but also me

    • @stars4809
      @stars4809 4 роки тому +8

      When you graph y=sin(x), a sine wave, it does a little wiggly boy that matches up with the edge of the stop sign there lol.

    • @robinwarren6924
      @robinwarren6924 4 роки тому +1

      No nigga

    • @thebrad1134
      @thebrad1134 4 роки тому

      @Cmdr. Lewdiepie its a stop sine

  • @jaycoblinneberg5581
    @jaycoblinneberg5581 4 роки тому +153

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Not a damn soul:
    Damien:
    LAZONG

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 4 роки тому +47

    “I asked my friend how it is in China”
    *”He said he hasn’t seen anyone in 4 days.”*

    • @viintestiines
      @viintestiines 4 роки тому +1

      must've gone on vacation i guess

    • @Poetic_Raven
      @Poetic_Raven 3 роки тому

      I was gonna make a shitty pun but decided not to

  • @kms1011
    @kms1011 4 роки тому +51

    8:50
    You just gave me an existential crisis.
    What if we dream when We’re dead. What if I am dead and i’m just dead-dreaming.

    • @bentenv7524
      @bentenv7524 4 роки тому +7

      It would be epic if we were dead-dreaming cause that would mean that we can "live" forever

    • @aaronkuhlman1392
      @aaronkuhlman1392 4 роки тому +5

      You also can't prove that anyone other than yourself is real because it could be your brain tricking you that this reality is real, and you're not floating off in some endless void. You've created this reality to try and prevent yourself from going insane.

    • @crazydude21000
      @crazydude21000 4 роки тому +3

      @@aaronkuhlman1392 dude....dude!...DUDE!!!! NO IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT NOW!!!

    • @aaronkuhlman1392
      @aaronkuhlman1392 4 роки тому +3

      @@crazydude21000 You're welcome

    • @n4tsume391
      @n4tsume391 4 роки тому +2

      WHAT THE FUCK-

  • @mysticdragonwolf89
    @mysticdragonwolf89 4 роки тому +43

    People die when they are killed
    Archers are really made up of Archers
    Why do Berserkers go Berserk?
    When you have a birthday party, you celebrate when you are born
    Sakura is calm once she has calmed down
    * Pew pew pew*

    • @sammydray5919
      @sammydray5919 4 роки тому

      Gotta love the fate franchise lol

    • @aaronpresents3702
      @aaronpresents3702 3 роки тому

      *1 year later*
      Actually your celebrating ur parents have the fun in the bed, sadly without you.

  • @thedukeofnothing6421
    @thedukeofnothing6421 4 роки тому +40

    Like how we talk about Batman being a furry, but so are Catwoman and Cheetah.

    • @Saucemaster251
      @Saucemaster251 4 роки тому +1

      And don’t forget Mole Man

    • @RayleighM2010
      @RayleighM2010 4 роки тому

      *what about Killer Croc and The Penguin*

    • @Poetic_Raven
      @Poetic_Raven 3 роки тому +1

      @Matthew Howson
      That means we are also kinda cannibals

    • @SillySamaK.o
      @SillySamaK.o 3 роки тому +1

      @@Poetic_Raven Who isn't one nowadays?

    • @oodogla
      @oodogla 3 роки тому +1

      And Mario.

  • @GeorgeHope10154
    @GeorgeHope10154 4 роки тому +39

    when damien said "lasagne" i thought i was having a goddamn stroke

  • @JYoon-gm1nz
    @JYoon-gm1nz 4 роки тому +19

    Bath water is human tea. Change MY mind (the best comeback ever)

  • @olliee478
    @olliee478 4 роки тому +14

    8:50 And when you die in your sleep it's like when Death charges you for your 'free' trial.

  • @a.ffirmative
    @a.ffirmative 4 роки тому +82

    No one:
    Damien: *WHEEEZE*

  • @rytyrocks518
    @rytyrocks518 4 роки тому +62

    Damien When someone else makes a joke:
    Damien when he makes a joke: *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*

  • @moshpitgrandma
    @moshpitgrandma 4 роки тому +26

    No one:
    Damien: *w h e e z e*

  • @lemaohoy
    @lemaohoy 4 роки тому +40

    8:16 Why do I have the feeling that someone got r/wooooshed on that Post xD

    • @callmet711
      @callmet711 4 роки тому

      You are right. people definitely got wooooshed on that post

    • @zion_infinite77
      @zion_infinite77 4 роки тому

      so I'm really not trying to be funny, I'm a little slow in the mental development department. Could you please explain the joke?

    • @callmet711
      @callmet711 4 роки тому +1

      @@zion_infinite77 r/woooosh is just pictures of people just not getting the joke and that part seems like something that would be on r/woooosh

    • @zion_infinite77
      @zion_infinite77 4 роки тому

      @@callmet711 thank you

  • @douglewis7946
    @douglewis7946 4 роки тому +11

    I love how Damien basically ran through the concept of "in sleep, what dreams may come."

  • @CavzieEdits
    @CavzieEdits 4 роки тому +72

    if adam and eve had a fight it would have been a world war
    i stole this comment

  • @notchs0son
    @notchs0son 4 роки тому +77

    The thermometer one isn’t wrong cause that’s how fast the atoms are moving

    • @Saiavinn
      @Saiavinn 4 роки тому +2

      Not true.
      Speed is measured in distance over time.
      Molecules move at the speed of sound.

    • @Invisible12345ful
      @Invisible12345ful 4 роки тому +4

      @@Saiavinn Temperature is the vibration of molecules/atoms in a substance. Vibration is nothing but a velocity that changes its direction with some kind of a frequency.
      Molecules don't move at the speed of sound, because that would mean the vibrations would stay constant in a substance. At absolute 0 temperature they dont move at all.
      The connection between speed of sound and molecules is that molecules can direct their forces to each other at speed of sound. So if you had a 300m long rod and you pushed one end of it, the person on the other end of the rod would feel the push 1 second later, because the push travels through material at speed of sound ~300m/s (its not accurate ofc)

    • @Saiavinn
      @Saiavinn 4 роки тому +1

      @@Invisible12345ful I don't understand what you mean by "that would mean the vibrations would stay constant"
      The speed of sound does fluctuate with temperature for the exact reason you stated...
      But that's beside the point. Degrees of temperature might correlate with the average vibrations, but it still fails to record the distance traveled of any molecule in the substance. As such, it isn't a measurement of speed.

    • @Invisible12345ful
      @Invisible12345ful 4 роки тому +1

      @@Saiavinn But the vibrations are a product of molecule velocity, so in a way you could say that measuring temperature is same as measuring molecule velocity in some kind of scale, vibrations increase with average velocity, and the way we chose to unit these vibrations is with degrees/fahrenheit/kelvin. Temperature scale itself is a relative unit anyway, you can't say that some kind of a vibration is equivalent of 59 degrees kelvin, you just know that the vibration quantity at which water freezes is 273K and water boiling is 373K.
      Point is, ofc thermometers don't record the average velocity of molecules in SI units (m/s), but it does record the velocity in a scale of temperature units, since vibrations correlate with velocity as you said. Speedometer isnt something that measures exactly m/s or miles/h, it doesnt have to be something per time unit, because its a relative unit.

    • @Saiavinn
      @Saiavinn 4 роки тому +1

      @@Invisible12345ful Shrugs.
      I've really said all I had on the topic...

  • @de4dRabbit
    @de4dRabbit 4 роки тому +12

    The "Stop sine" was a Stop sign, but split down the middle and separated to look like a sine wave

  • @biomecraft356
    @biomecraft356 4 роки тому +7

    "Stop sine"
    Sine is a Greek letter used in physics to calculate archs.

  • @peakpettammarong2834
    @peakpettammarong2834 4 роки тому +109

    the fanart could be meme like
    "free robux" "free robux" "virus"

    • @conkcreet
      @conkcreet 4 роки тому +2

      peak pettammarong you probably fell for one

    • @Aquarirus
      @Aquarirus 4 роки тому +2

      @@conkcreet go easy on him lmao

    • @sleepok4957
      @sleepok4957 4 роки тому +1

      R O U X

  • @Leifdoe
    @Leifdoe 4 роки тому +26

    Why does "I am holding a sign" remind me of Villager News?

    • @WattCam77
      @WattCam77 4 роки тому

      Beacuse the third villager is always holding a random sign.

    • @WattCam77
      @WattCam77 4 роки тому

      @@ream1622 I say what?

  • @electronresonator8882
    @electronresonator8882 4 роки тому +4

    7:19 cops: "you're right, .. and you know what? jail is just a room with iron walls, good for florist like you"

  • @spoopyd.8910
    @spoopyd.8910 4 роки тому +28

    I really want this to be consistently more nightmode friendly. My eyes hurt.

    • @skibidifanumgyat
      @skibidifanumgyat 4 роки тому

      @@joebidenofficialpotus r/madlad

    • @queenie6201
      @queenie6201 4 роки тому

      It would probably take a while for them to edit it all into night mode, which would delay upload schedule. Most people (not all) listen instead of actually watching

  • @IFuckingLoveFrenchToast
    @IFuckingLoveFrenchToast 4 роки тому +20

    Ash: [Wins One tournement]
    The entire Pokemon fanbase: *hE dId it He'S a PoKeMoN mAsTeR*

  • @vincentlordoftoast1280
    @vincentlordoftoast1280 4 роки тому +6

    7:06
    EmKay: "Night is just the earth in Dark mode"
    Me: Day is just earth on light mode

  • @shubhamplayz1431
    @shubhamplayz1431 4 роки тому +20

    This whole subreddit is 'love him or hate him, he is spitting straight facts'.

  • @TerraKing
    @TerraKing 4 роки тому +19

    3:59 MY ACTUAL SCIENCE TEACHER HAS THIS IN HER CLASS

  • @tairrendaly5855
    @tairrendaly5855 4 роки тому +4

    4:30 that's more of a "YOU DONT SAY?!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aguywithyoutube9336
    @aguywithyoutube9336 4 роки тому +19

    “You shut up, and you stop speaking”
    I mean its technically the truth...
    Like the video
    Very clever Emkay, very clever...

  • @laury6441
    @laury6441 4 роки тому +33

    i just love his laugh XD
    ALSO
    me:accidentally cuts herself
    red blood cells: let's split up,gang

  • @laraasskalany2574
    @laraasskalany2574 4 роки тому +8

    3:34. We actually had to write an article about why smoking is beneficial for our test
    I wrote the same thing as this guy
    I got 14/16 for that article
    It seems I am pretty convincing😂

    • @Comic_Saens
      @Comic_Saens 3 роки тому

      I'm just surprised more people don't realize that Philip Morris is a company and not a person. I mean, he was a person, but he lived in the late 1800s. Difficult to negotiate with the Czech Republic when you're dead. ;)

  • @leesakura7879
    @leesakura7879 4 роки тому +11

    someone: *talks*
    Damien: *WHEEZE*

  • @voluntaryneet9813
    @voluntaryneet9813 4 роки тому +18

    Ash finally becomes champion
    Me: Wait that's illegal

    • @genesisfgc
      @genesisfgc 4 роки тому +1

      I mean he won every fight in that show so it didn't surprise me
      (The first 5 episodes at least)
      Ash is like- "Pikachu use IMMORTALITY"

  • @aurelius7882
    @aurelius7882 4 роки тому +11

    I got an ad saying meet your soulmate......
    ..........Problem is, it was showing a little girl as a thumbnail........
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    ........FBI open up?

  • @idontcareishipit4064
    @idontcareishipit4064 4 роки тому +29

    This has me so confused yet I’m loling through the roof at the moment. 😂

  • @solahifuefos9301
    @solahifuefos9301 4 роки тому +7

    theory: damian mispronounces something or identifies something popular wrong every episode so that everyone comments to corrent him, boosting interaction numbers
    gio
    terraria
    lasagne

  • @FallenIkigai
    @FallenIkigai 4 роки тому +5

    2:59 I like how they tried to cover the name

  • @viveleshistoires4874
    @viveleshistoires4874 4 роки тому +7

    4:40
    Alfred: **chokes on tea**

  • @tipinsxr
    @tipinsxr 4 роки тому +7

    I love your personality Damien...
    Please, never change ❤️

  • @Food8000v1
    @Food8000v1 4 роки тому +5

    damien's laughs like there's an assassin standing right next to him

  • @Karen-fe9lu
    @Karen-fe9lu 4 роки тому +15

    When he laughs, it sounds like two people laughing at once

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +4

    (0:50) Moana is in the Pacific Ocean, and Ariel is in the Atlantic Ocean. Two different seas.

    • @develynseether4426
      @develynseether4426 4 роки тому +1

      Is there any definitive proof Ariel lives in Atlantic? Plus technically considering her father is the Sea King Triton (Son of Poseidon) then her domain is the entire ocean.
      Although according to a Disney backstory when Triton dies he will divide his 7 powerful artifacts and the worlds seas between his daughters (7 seas, 7 daughters) and Ariel was to get Southern/Antarctic and his chariot.

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 4 роки тому +1

      Develyn Seether the kingdom she is from is called “Atlantica” (mentioned multiple times in the sequel Return to the Sea) and it’s not far from the coast of Denmark. (None of the movies SAY Eric lives in Denmark, but his home area is definitely European in appearance.)

  • @defagentanimations
    @defagentanimations 3 роки тому +2

    Damian: laughs
    Depression: mr. stark i dont feel so good

  • @JYoon-gm1nz
    @JYoon-gm1nz 4 роки тому +4

    Love how Damien always reads these in serious voices and ends up cracking up five seconds later.

  • @Daud-ix4tm
    @Daud-ix4tm 4 роки тому +20

    Yummy "chicken tendies" - a kid from a beasty reaction video.

  • @DarkSansTV
    @DarkSansTV 4 роки тому +2

    1:05 which in turn makes you a unit, you add “absolute” and bam, you’re an absolute unit. Lol!

  • @addicted2mako
    @addicted2mako 4 роки тому +5

    If I’m ever at a protest, I’m holding a sign that says “You’re now reading my sign”

  • @Marquesbct
    @Marquesbct 4 роки тому +7

    Damien's voice in intro:
    😡
    Damien's voice in video:
    🤔😂

  • @incohered
    @incohered 4 роки тому +4

    1:07 Logic: say 100/10 for that matter in your type of logic

  • @megananderson7454
    @megananderson7454 4 роки тому +17

    Actual conversation I would have every now and then in high school:
    Classmate: what are you wearing?
    Me: clothes

  • @sachiel197
    @sachiel197 4 роки тому +7

    9:25 never thought of it that way
    from now on I will tell everyone I meet about this

  • @Dutch9MIEP
    @Dutch9MIEP 4 роки тому +18

    Technically the 'i' is white de i-key is black, all the other letters are black

  • @Walboro
    @Walboro 4 роки тому +6

    “And as always, I’ll be seein’ ya”
    Well, technically, no you won’t.

  • @totallynotarobot9622
    @totallynotarobot9622 4 роки тому +4

    2:55 it is drinking alone if you drink enough
    Yeah saw the reddit post

  • @itsdinosaurtime
    @itsdinosaurtime 4 роки тому +2

    8:48 Hey! This is just a wee reminder that your free trail end in one hour. You will be experiencing the real thing soon!

  • @biteykins5753
    @biteykins5753 4 роки тому +10

    everyone ever in this goddamn comment section:
    Damian: *wheeze*

  • @papyrusthecool8321
    @papyrusthecool8321 4 роки тому +7

    0:40 Actually it would be a civil war...

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 4 роки тому +1

      It would be both

  • @SuperGoker64
    @SuperGoker64 4 роки тому +1

    1:22 "It's like rock-paper-scissors: baby oil defeats condom, condom defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby"
    Umm... Damien? Are you sure you've played rock-paper-scissors before?

  • @upliftingsiren
    @upliftingsiren 4 роки тому +13

    When you turn on light , you actually consent that your electricity bill increases

    • @lsedanolg
      @lsedanolg 4 роки тому +6

      I'm electricity bill increases? Didn't know my name changed

    • @thistrulyisabruhmomentbruh5304
      @thistrulyisabruhmomentbruh5304 4 роки тому +4

      lsedanolg I'm electricity bill increases didn't know my name had changed? Now that's a weird name

    • @fushy9752
      @fushy9752 4 роки тому +1

      @@thistrulyisabruhmomentbruh5304 Electricity bill increases didn't know my name had changed? Now that's a weird name. That's a weird name

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 4 роки тому +1

      @@lsedanolg Hi electricity bill increases? Didn't know my name changed
      I'm Dad.

    • @lsedanolg
      @lsedanolg 4 роки тому +1

      @@thehiddenninja3428 Hi dad, mom says when are you coming back?

  • @Kiwi-ld8yl
    @Kiwi-ld8yl 4 роки тому +7

    Good one bro I'm going to laugh

  • @galactic_gamer122
    @galactic_gamer122 4 роки тому +1

    TEST QUESTION:Give me a example of a risk
    ME THINKING WITH 1 IQ brain:Puts’ this’
    Teacher marking my work:You are smart

  • @alexanderheindselman768
    @alexanderheindselman768 4 роки тому +4

    "what's considered normal know, that would've scared people fifty years ago"
    me: hmmmm where do i start........

  • @tomrow32
    @tomrow32 4 роки тому +7

    That thumbnail reminds me of those old Villager News animations
    "I am holding a sign"

  • @nikkigriffin6441
    @nikkigriffin6441 4 роки тому +2

    4:06 THAT HIT ME IN MY SOUL THX

  • @MichaeIAfton
    @MichaeIAfton 4 роки тому +3

    When's your birthday?
    "22nd February"
    Me: nah actually your added month a day

  • @littlebigboy3682
    @littlebigboy3682 4 роки тому +5

    “You shut up and stop talking”-
    -Damien

  • @sparxtakewalls9662
    @sparxtakewalls9662 4 роки тому +2

    I remember there was a debate before on whether cats or dogs are better, but my asian friend said “Food is Food!”
    The whole class died.

  • @notzander2685
    @notzander2685 4 роки тому +5

    "You Shut Up And Stop Speaking"
    Damien
    -2019

    • @noobslayer6915
      @noobslayer6915 4 роки тому +1

      "You shut up and stop speaking"
      - random people 2019

  • @clairebear-96
    @clairebear-96 4 роки тому +23

    “51 seconds ago” holy shit

  • @hannahsenior5124
    @hannahsenior5124 4 роки тому +2

    You're not technically home alone if somebody breaks into your house.

  • @EveryDayALittleDeath
    @EveryDayALittleDeath 4 роки тому +3

    6:31 I'm on medical marijuana. I now want this pot to keep my pot in.

  • @AFantasticCat
    @AFantasticCat 4 роки тому +6

    Need a stand in for the F word? Try using “Fleck,” “Funk” or “Fink” and I think it will have nearly the same impact.

    • @worm4165
      @worm4165 4 роки тому

      Or Fork

    • @AFantasticCat
      @AFantasticCat 4 роки тому +1

      o Random yea, I have heard that one before; but somehow it always had cannibalistic/psychopathic undertones for me.
      “Hey, fork you buddy!”
      “Babe.. I am gonna fork you like it is going out of style.”
      “Fork me? FORK ME?! Nuh uh.. FORK YOU YA MOTHER FORKER!” (And then I jump at them with silverware in-hand while drooling)
      ...but I have issues so it is just my opinion :3

    • @worm4165
      @worm4165 4 роки тому +1

      @@AFantasticCat you do have a point haha. I just found the need to quote it because they use fork as a substitute for the f word in the tv show 'The Good Place'

  • @cyrusmante487
    @cyrusmante487 4 роки тому +2

    2:29 "Shit thats cold"
    Me: "Fridge with shit"

  • @daviddegenhardt5420
    @daviddegenhardt5420 4 роки тому +6

    Damien: *thinks Phillip Morris is a person*

    • @NochEinKamel
      @NochEinKamel 4 роки тому

      Technically the truth... Except he died in 1902 so it wasn't him 1999.

  • @poliwagpi4554
    @poliwagpi4554 4 роки тому +3

    3:40 It didnt work; we still live:D

  • @then8873
    @then8873 3 роки тому +1

    When Damien lets out that wheeze, I know that I had a good day

  • @VixxieVamp92
    @VixxieVamp92 4 роки тому +4

    Nobody:
    UA-cam ad: "At McCormick, we're obsessed with flavor"