You also can't prove that anyone other than yourself is real because it could be your brain tricking you that this reality is real, and you're not floating off in some endless void. You've created this reality to try and prevent yourself from going insane.
People die when they are killed Archers are really made up of Archers Why do Berserkers go Berserk? When you have a birthday party, you celebrate when you are born Sakura is calm once she has calmed down * Pew pew pew*
@@Saiavinn Temperature is the vibration of molecules/atoms in a substance. Vibration is nothing but a velocity that changes its direction with some kind of a frequency. Molecules don't move at the speed of sound, because that would mean the vibrations would stay constant in a substance. At absolute 0 temperature they dont move at all. The connection between speed of sound and molecules is that molecules can direct their forces to each other at speed of sound. So if you had a 300m long rod and you pushed one end of it, the person on the other end of the rod would feel the push 1 second later, because the push travels through material at speed of sound ~300m/s (its not accurate ofc)
@@Invisible12345ful I don't understand what you mean by "that would mean the vibrations would stay constant" The speed of sound does fluctuate with temperature for the exact reason you stated... But that's beside the point. Degrees of temperature might correlate with the average vibrations, but it still fails to record the distance traveled of any molecule in the substance. As such, it isn't a measurement of speed.
@@Saiavinn But the vibrations are a product of molecule velocity, so in a way you could say that measuring temperature is same as measuring molecule velocity in some kind of scale, vibrations increase with average velocity, and the way we chose to unit these vibrations is with degrees/fahrenheit/kelvin. Temperature scale itself is a relative unit anyway, you can't say that some kind of a vibration is equivalent of 59 degrees kelvin, you just know that the vibration quantity at which water freezes is 273K and water boiling is 373K. Point is, ofc thermometers don't record the average velocity of molecules in SI units (m/s), but it does record the velocity in a scale of temperature units, since vibrations correlate with velocity as you said. Speedometer isnt something that measures exactly m/s or miles/h, it doesnt have to be something per time unit, because its a relative unit.
It would probably take a while for them to edit it all into night mode, which would delay upload schedule. Most people (not all) listen instead of actually watching
3:34. We actually had to write an article about why smoking is beneficial for our test I wrote the same thing as this guy I got 14/16 for that article It seems I am pretty convincing😂
I'm just surprised more people don't realize that Philip Morris is a company and not a person. I mean, he was a person, but he lived in the late 1800s. Difficult to negotiate with the Czech Republic when you're dead. ;)
theory: damian mispronounces something or identifies something popular wrong every episode so that everyone comments to corrent him, boosting interaction numbers gio terraria lasagne
Is there any definitive proof Ariel lives in Atlantic? Plus technically considering her father is the Sea King Triton (Son of Poseidon) then her domain is the entire ocean. Although according to a Disney backstory when Triton dies he will divide his 7 powerful artifacts and the worlds seas between his daughters (7 seas, 7 daughters) and Ariel was to get Southern/Antarctic and his chariot.
Develyn Seether the kingdom she is from is called “Atlantica” (mentioned multiple times in the sequel Return to the Sea) and it’s not far from the coast of Denmark. (None of the movies SAY Eric lives in Denmark, but his home area is definitely European in appearance.)
o Random yea, I have heard that one before; but somehow it always had cannibalistic/psychopathic undertones for me. “Hey, fork you buddy!” “Babe.. I am gonna fork you like it is going out of style.” “Fork me? FORK ME?! Nuh uh.. FORK YOU YA MOTHER FORKER!” (And then I jump at them with silverware in-hand while drooling) ...but I have issues so it is just my opinion :3
@@AFantasticCat you do have a point haha. I just found the need to quote it because they use fork as a substitute for the f word in the tv show 'The Good Place'
Germs: **Enters Body**
White Blood Cells: *_[ Tough guy finger snapping ]_*
Rip lol
@69,420 subs in 69 years ha
The torture dance from JJBA
I like ur name it's verry NICE
Is this a West Side Story reference?
"People who look after chickens are literally chicken tenders."
You are what you eat.
I don't remember eating a disappointment
I don't remember eating crows
I guess I’m an _innocent person_
I don't remember eating your dad.
@@Aspiracy so you're god?
I don't remember eating a god
Damien's laugh is so wholesome it makes me feel like everything is going to be okay
Everyrhing is going to be emkay
sush nothing gonna be okay tge worlds gonna go up in flames
@@luckybegum2518 :(
It’s rude to spit, you got your facts all over me
Boy have I got news for you
People who look after chicken are literally chicken tenders
Damian:
*W H E E Z E*
I would like the comment but there's 420 likes and theres no way I'm ruining that
Tadhg Murphy me
I ruined the 490
DamiEn*
The hated him because he spoke the truth
When you clean your vaccum cleaner
You become a vaccum cleaner
But you clean yourself when you take a shower
You're not what you eat.
*You're what you clean*
Wouldn’t you become a vacuum cleaner cleaner?
And when you throw it out because it still won't work, you home is one vacume cleaner.
@@erionnataylor2764 lol
This video is just:
*bad puns and finger guns*
No, it’s about posts in r/technicallythetruth
bad puns and finger guns is the name of my new punk band
Shitty rhymes all the time
林思雨 ur a *bad pun* ur self
林思雨 and I love it
Damien: makes joke
Also damien: *WHEEEEEEZZZEE*
Nah its a *MEGA WHEEEEEEZZZEE*
Unoriginal
@@縣 no your life i epicdaly acheved epic rost and fun
This is priginal
@@縣 thank you!
Everyone: lasagne is said with ya at the end
Damien: pronouncing it like lasan
The Chedu it’s actually wrong, lasagne is pronounced LASANYE
and lasagna LASANYA
@@louisfoglia7514well we can both agree that he says it weirdly
Fool, it is actually *LASAGA*
@@LunarM4ngo tf lol
*pronouced
1:24 baby oil defeats condom, condom defeats baby oil 😂😂
When you realize he read it wrong
I realized that too lol I was looking to see if anyone else noticed
same
when you and your opponent lose at the same time
@@daffa_fm4583 ive won but at what cost
"People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders."
"You shut up and you stop speaking."
Well, technically he is typing...
technically, he isnt typing, he typed.
that was the past
Hmm yes the floor is made out of floor
A lethal injection is a lifetimes supply! girl scouts is the only company that gets away with child labor and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himsel-
Drop the reeeee bomb
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
0:05 I love how Damien laughed at the most stupid thing and made it the best thing.
Friends are like birds
They die if you kill them
Imagine me as a friend, my next comment will be what I say if you did that
😛
@@sladdersgray7097 GDCGHFFJFJFHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SLADDERS Gray how
8:38 believe it or not, I took a shower *NAKED* while wearing Shoes
what... *are* you...?
@@EmKay a *d* *e* *m* *o* *n*
I don't believe it
Some people called me......a " Madman"
EmKay I once took a shower with my socks on... it sucked... or should I say.. SOCKED?!?! Ok I will leave now...
Me: *having shitty day*
Damian: *laughs*
Me: *slight smile*
@@charlotte_soland thanks
You technically can’t tell a ventriloquist to “shut their mouth” because it is already shut and they’ll keep talking
"Do you dream when you're dead?"
Yeah, it's called the afterlife.
so in other words
you don't dream when you're dead
Bro that's deep xD
Every BILLIE EILLISH fan xD
So afterlife is a dream? *I am confusion*
@@goaway6193 Yes, but it's a dream you'll never wake up from.
I believe in reincarnation so does that mean since everyone was dead at one point, regular dreams are death dreams? I think I just confused myself...
At 6:16 the way that Damien pronounced “lasagne” really bothered me, like, a lot.
lag zag neah
lazang
But isnt it spelled lasagna? Idfk i'm not an expert
@@lennartniehof7649 he's talking about the way he said it
Thank you for the warning
*When there is 7 billion trees on the world*
People: Let's cut em, down
So anyway, i started chopping.
Team trees: Lets plant them back.
Its illegal to cut a tree down in Canada without a permit.
Anonymous _ It is? Im in canada and I didnt know that
Actually there is around 7.7 billion humans on the world and around 3.4 trillion trees
Everyone: Makes memes about Australia being upside down.
south pole: Sad continent noises
Penguins are always in the correct orientation
Lol
South America, New Zealand, most of Africa:
I’m a joke to you
Lol so stupid continents done make noises. (This is a joke)
That Fell Off The Earth A While ago
in pokemon
ash: i know every pokemon
other people: how
ash: i have 22 YEARS of experience
other people: how old are you
ash: 10
me:??????
According to the Animé episodes,
He was 11 two and a half (in universe) years after his 10th birthday,
I was born at a very young age
Employers: you must have at least 22 years of experience pf pokemon
Ash who is 10: *stares intensely* got that
Wait, how have I not noticed this? Also, how is pikachoo not the strongest pokemon in the world yet? He has literally been training for 22 years.
I mean in one show a legendary bird gave him his wish of never aging.
Have fun Ash watching everyone one die because your wish was to live forever
"Do you dream when you're dead" Yeah it's called heaven
@@Selena-fw3rj did u even get my joke or did I just get r/whooshed twice?🤦🏻♀️
@@Selena-fw3rj That doesn't work in this situation 🤣🤣
prove it
hell
atheism
Buddhism
prove me wrong they don't have heaven
And if you have a nightmare you're in Hell
7:03 the joke here is that the city is called Nice where the red spot is.
Oh lol thanks
Shhh no one needs to know that
r/nobodyasked?
It’s the answer we didn’t know we wanted
i was gonna say that
"Did you know: Jupiter is so big. You can fit an entire school bus on it" man, I can fit Jupiter in a school bus
How...?
@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 give me a few days to find a school bus and you'll see
i did that too
i had a little ball that looked like jupiter and took it into the school bus
@Cmdr. Lewdiepie around 3k to 7k and that's if you buy a used one
Plot twist: his fat girlfriend's name is Jupiter.
If your thumb isnt a finger, then there is no middle finger.
Stranger People true
That also means you have only 8 fingers
r/Technicallythetruth
*laughs in extra fingers*
Stranger People, Oooo! I wondered about that one!
"I don't know math! So..... thanks"
- Damien, but also me
When you graph y=sin(x), a sine wave, it does a little wiggly boy that matches up with the edge of the stop sign there lol.
No nigga
@Cmdr. Lewdiepie its a stop sine
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a damn soul:
Damien:
LAZONG
Random people:
LAZONG
LAZONG
LAZONG
LAZONG
LAZONG
“I asked my friend how it is in China”
*”He said he hasn’t seen anyone in 4 days.”*
must've gone on vacation i guess
I was gonna make a shitty pun but decided not to
8:50
You just gave me an existential crisis.
What if we dream when We’re dead. What if I am dead and i’m just dead-dreaming.
It would be epic if we were dead-dreaming cause that would mean that we can "live" forever
You also can't prove that anyone other than yourself is real because it could be your brain tricking you that this reality is real, and you're not floating off in some endless void. You've created this reality to try and prevent yourself from going insane.
@@aaronkuhlman1392 dude....dude!...DUDE!!!! NO IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT NOW!!!
@@crazydude21000 You're welcome
WHAT THE FUCK-
People die when they are killed
Archers are really made up of Archers
Why do Berserkers go Berserk?
When you have a birthday party, you celebrate when you are born
Sakura is calm once she has calmed down
* Pew pew pew*
Gotta love the fate franchise lol
*1 year later*
Actually your celebrating ur parents have the fun in the bed, sadly without you.
Like how we talk about Batman being a furry, but so are Catwoman and Cheetah.
And don’t forget Mole Man
*what about Killer Croc and The Penguin*
@Matthew Howson
That means we are also kinda cannibals
@@Poetic_Raven Who isn't one nowadays?
And Mario.
when damien said "lasagne" i thought i was having a goddamn stroke
The singular is lasagna, plural is lasagne. He said it right dumbass
Bath water is human tea. Change MY mind (the best comeback ever)
8:50 And when you die in your sleep it's like when Death charges you for your 'free' trial.
No one:
Damien: *WHEEEZE*
Jxshua Yuzn boo
Damien When someone else makes a joke:
Damien when he makes a joke: *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*
Nice.
nah nah it’s the opposite
No one:
Damien: *w h e e z e*
8:16 Why do I have the feeling that someone got r/wooooshed on that Post xD
You are right. people definitely got wooooshed on that post
so I'm really not trying to be funny, I'm a little slow in the mental development department. Could you please explain the joke?
@@zion_infinite77 r/woooosh is just pictures of people just not getting the joke and that part seems like something that would be on r/woooosh
@@callmet711 thank you
I love how Damien basically ran through the concept of "in sleep, what dreams may come."
if adam and eve had a fight it would have been a world war
i stole this comment
stole it from the video noice
stole it from the video noice
stole it from the video noice
stole it from the video
noice
Stole it from the video noice
The thermometer one isn’t wrong cause that’s how fast the atoms are moving
Not true.
Speed is measured in distance over time.
Molecules move at the speed of sound.
@@Saiavinn Temperature is the vibration of molecules/atoms in a substance. Vibration is nothing but a velocity that changes its direction with some kind of a frequency.
Molecules don't move at the speed of sound, because that would mean the vibrations would stay constant in a substance. At absolute 0 temperature they dont move at all.
The connection between speed of sound and molecules is that molecules can direct their forces to each other at speed of sound. So if you had a 300m long rod and you pushed one end of it, the person on the other end of the rod would feel the push 1 second later, because the push travels through material at speed of sound ~300m/s (its not accurate ofc)
@@Invisible12345ful I don't understand what you mean by "that would mean the vibrations would stay constant"
The speed of sound does fluctuate with temperature for the exact reason you stated...
But that's beside the point. Degrees of temperature might correlate with the average vibrations, but it still fails to record the distance traveled of any molecule in the substance. As such, it isn't a measurement of speed.
@@Saiavinn But the vibrations are a product of molecule velocity, so in a way you could say that measuring temperature is same as measuring molecule velocity in some kind of scale, vibrations increase with average velocity, and the way we chose to unit these vibrations is with degrees/fahrenheit/kelvin. Temperature scale itself is a relative unit anyway, you can't say that some kind of a vibration is equivalent of 59 degrees kelvin, you just know that the vibration quantity at which water freezes is 273K and water boiling is 373K.
Point is, ofc thermometers don't record the average velocity of molecules in SI units (m/s), but it does record the velocity in a scale of temperature units, since vibrations correlate with velocity as you said. Speedometer isnt something that measures exactly m/s or miles/h, it doesnt have to be something per time unit, because its a relative unit.
@@Invisible12345ful Shrugs.
I've really said all I had on the topic...
The "Stop sine" was a Stop sign, but split down the middle and separated to look like a sine wave
"Stop sine"
Sine is a Greek letter used in physics to calculate archs.
the fanart could be meme like
"free robux" "free robux" "virus"
peak pettammarong you probably fell for one
@@conkcreet go easy on him lmao
R O U X
Why does "I am holding a sign" remind me of Villager News?
Beacuse the third villager is always holding a random sign.
@@ream1622 I say what?
7:19 cops: "you're right, .. and you know what? jail is just a room with iron walls, good for florist like you"
I really want this to be consistently more nightmode friendly. My eyes hurt.
@@joebidenofficialpotus r/madlad
It would probably take a while for them to edit it all into night mode, which would delay upload schedule. Most people (not all) listen instead of actually watching
Ash: [Wins One tournement]
The entire Pokemon fanbase: *hE dId it He'S a PoKeMoN mAsTeR*
After losing every other league
Hades King Of The Underworld actually he won one before. The orange islands league
Everyone forgets about the orange islands.
@@GamingMasterAnthony frick
7:06
EmKay: "Night is just the earth in Dark mode"
Me: Day is just earth on light mode
I Talked back
This whole subreddit is 'love him or hate him, he is spitting straight facts'.
3:59 MY ACTUAL SCIENCE TEACHER HAS THIS IN HER CLASS
Nice
4:30 that's more of a "YOU DONT SAY?!" 🤣🤣🤣
“You shut up, and you stop speaking”
I mean its technically the truth...
Like the video
Very clever Emkay, very clever...
i just love his laugh XD
ALSO
me:accidentally cuts herself
red blood cells: let's split up,gang
3:34. We actually had to write an article about why smoking is beneficial for our test
I wrote the same thing as this guy
I got 14/16 for that article
It seems I am pretty convincing😂
I'm just surprised more people don't realize that Philip Morris is a company and not a person. I mean, he was a person, but he lived in the late 1800s. Difficult to negotiate with the Czech Republic when you're dead. ;)
someone: *talks*
Damien: *WHEEZE*
Ash finally becomes champion
Me: Wait that's illegal
I mean he won every fight in that show so it didn't surprise me
(The first 5 episodes at least)
Ash is like- "Pikachu use IMMORTALITY"
I got an ad saying meet your soulmate......
..........Problem is, it was showing a little girl as a thumbnail........
.
.
.
.
.
........FBI open up?
This has me so confused yet I’m loling through the roof at the moment. 😂
theory: damian mispronounces something or identifies something popular wrong every episode so that everyone comments to corrent him, boosting interaction numbers
gio
terraria
lasagne
2:59 I like how they tried to cover the name
4:40
Alfred: **chokes on tea**
I love your personality Damien...
Please, never change ❤️
No...
damien's laughs like there's an assassin standing right next to him
When he laughs, it sounds like two people laughing at once
(0:50) Moana is in the Pacific Ocean, and Ariel is in the Atlantic Ocean. Two different seas.
Is there any definitive proof Ariel lives in Atlantic? Plus technically considering her father is the Sea King Triton (Son of Poseidon) then her domain is the entire ocean.
Although according to a Disney backstory when Triton dies he will divide his 7 powerful artifacts and the worlds seas between his daughters (7 seas, 7 daughters) and Ariel was to get Southern/Antarctic and his chariot.
Develyn Seether the kingdom she is from is called “Atlantica” (mentioned multiple times in the sequel Return to the Sea) and it’s not far from the coast of Denmark. (None of the movies SAY Eric lives in Denmark, but his home area is definitely European in appearance.)
Damian: laughs
Depression: mr. stark i dont feel so good
Love how Damien always reads these in serious voices and ends up cracking up five seconds later.
Yummy "chicken tendies" - a kid from a beasty reaction video.
1:05 which in turn makes you a unit, you add “absolute” and bam, you’re an absolute unit. Lol!
If I’m ever at a protest, I’m holding a sign that says “You’re now reading my sign”
Damien's voice in intro:
😡
Damien's voice in video:
🤔😂
1:07 Logic: say 100/10 for that matter in your type of logic
Actual conversation I would have every now and then in high school:
Classmate: what are you wearing?
Me: clothes
9:25 never thought of it that way
from now on I will tell everyone I meet about this
Technically the 'i' is white de i-key is black, all the other letters are black
“And as always, I’ll be seein’ ya”
Well, technically, no you won’t.
2:55 it is drinking alone if you drink enough
Yeah saw the reddit post
8:48 Hey! This is just a wee reminder that your free trail end in one hour. You will be experiencing the real thing soon!
everyone ever in this goddamn comment section:
Damian: *wheeze*
God dam
0:40 Actually it would be a civil war...
It would be both
1:22 "It's like rock-paper-scissors: baby oil defeats condom, condom defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby"
Umm... Damien? Are you sure you've played rock-paper-scissors before?
When you turn on light , you actually consent that your electricity bill increases
I'm electricity bill increases? Didn't know my name changed
lsedanolg I'm electricity bill increases didn't know my name had changed? Now that's a weird name
@@thistrulyisabruhmomentbruh5304 Electricity bill increases didn't know my name had changed? Now that's a weird name. That's a weird name
@@lsedanolg Hi electricity bill increases? Didn't know my name changed
I'm Dad.
@@thehiddenninja3428 Hi dad, mom says when are you coming back?
Good one bro I'm going to laugh
TEST QUESTION:Give me a example of a risk
ME THINKING WITH 1 IQ brain:Puts’ this’
Teacher marking my work:You are smart
"what's considered normal know, that would've scared people fifty years ago"
me: hmmmm where do i start........
That thumbnail reminds me of those old Villager News animations
"I am holding a sign"
4:06 THAT HIT ME IN MY SOUL THX
When's your birthday?
"22nd February"
Me: nah actually your added month a day
“You shut up and stop talking”-
-Damien
I remember there was a debate before on whether cats or dogs are better, but my asian friend said “Food is Food!”
The whole class died.
"You Shut Up And Stop Speaking"
Damien
-2019
"You shut up and stop speaking"
- random people 2019
“51 seconds ago” holy shit
Right
*Insert damien wheeze here*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECISM.
You're not technically home alone if somebody breaks into your house.
6:31 I'm on medical marijuana. I now want this pot to keep my pot in.
Need a stand in for the F word? Try using “Fleck,” “Funk” or “Fink” and I think it will have nearly the same impact.
Or Fork
o Random yea, I have heard that one before; but somehow it always had cannibalistic/psychopathic undertones for me.
“Hey, fork you buddy!”
“Babe.. I am gonna fork you like it is going out of style.”
“Fork me? FORK ME?! Nuh uh.. FORK YOU YA MOTHER FORKER!” (And then I jump at them with silverware in-hand while drooling)
...but I have issues so it is just my opinion :3
@@AFantasticCat you do have a point haha. I just found the need to quote it because they use fork as a substitute for the f word in the tv show 'The Good Place'
2:29 "Shit thats cold"
Me: "Fridge with shit"
Damien: *thinks Phillip Morris is a person*
Technically the truth... Except he died in 1902 so it wasn't him 1999.
3:40 It didnt work; we still live:D
When Damien lets out that wheeze, I know that I had a good day
Nobody:
UA-cam ad: "At McCormick, we're obsessed with flavor"