Feel like “horse-y” is the default insult for women who are actually pretty and don’t have much wrong with them. Thin with oval face are desirable traits.
Enough guys. Hila IS NOT Ethan's sister. It's a younger version of his mother that he kidnapped when he time travelled to save her from the holocaust. That's why he says they met at the holocaust "museum".
It’s so insane that they met when he was traveling just at a museum like imagine if they just missed each other or one was running late, took a different turn literally anything wow
She was acctually reading a response to the comment in the thread: www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/5nkbyc/we_are_h3h3productions_professional_complainers/dcc6g5e/
met at a holocaust museum. best friends. spends every day making memes together and gets rich for it. if ethan and hila aren't your relationship goals you are lying to yourself.
The fact that Hila is a borderline unwilling participant in most of Ethan's shenanigans is what made old H3 so funny to me. She was the accidental straight man of Ethan's bizzaro reality.
Ethan: My moves aren't good?! Hila: they weren't that good... Ethan: what did you say?! Hila: *continues to awkwardly smile while being pushed to the ground by Ethan*
matanuska high There's nothing better than being an unattractive fetish for girls with daddy issues. Truly the height that all normal relationships hope to succeed at.
I think it's so sweet how Ethan tried to ease into telling Hila that someone said she looked like a horse. You can see all over his face and by his demeanor that he hates saying it to her ❤️
i noticed that too, he kinda dodged around it for a minute...tho i dont think he he should make her do these types of videos as she clearly hates doing them :/
Ethan slowly became the liberal supervillain of the internet is he the yin to joe organs Yang. I don’t follow the podcast/drama but god damn do I only hear negative things about him these days which is definitely a little depressing
Something I've been thinking about would be how terrifying it would be if someone broke in Ethan and Hila's house for whatever reason, with no idea who they are on UA-cam. Like you just have a house full of strange art of a man in a beanie...I would nope the fuck out of there.
No but what I mean is that 36K Reddit upvotes translates to many more people who actually clicked upvote. It's not like UA-cam's likes for example where 10K likes means 10K people pressed like.
@@jbot91 Other boyfriends might've laughed about it, salting the wound and all. I'm glad he didn't and IMO it's very sympathetic that he didn't, on the contrary he tried getting her mind off of that Reddit comment by complimenting her, even though it wasn't the worst insult ever. All of that is quite sweet IMO.
Ethan's English lessons: Chapter 1 Stable - where Horses live Car - where drivers live Swimming pool - where swimmers live. No wonder she can't understand English that well.
Who even roasts a disabled man and his caretaker smh
alex lmn ikr
alex lmn LMFAOOOO
No mercy
Lol
alex lmn lmao
>calling your wife cute feminine names
nah
>calling your wife 'dawg' and 'dude'
"Yah"
i call literally everyone dude, bro, and dawg. Its just a habit
@@harpxwx same here dude. im a dude she's a dude he's a dude we're all dudes!
Anthony Williams kenan and kel?
@@bforthigh1617 hell yeah man! thats my childhood right there.
Ethan: “I love you”
Hila: "...alright”
Top 10 anime betrayals.
DMFF I love you
Frank Shower you awkward
lmaoo
yes! hahaha, devastated
@@GangsterDolphins you awkward
Feel like “horse-y” is the default insult for women who are actually pretty and don’t have much wrong with them. Thin with oval face are desirable traits.
Yeah, it's used against anyone without a round face or with a large smile. I've seen it used against Hilary Duff and she's beautiful
I thought it was just the teeth
long faces are not desirable
who cares we just tryna laugh dawg
you can tell it's breaking Ethan's heart to explain the first joke to hila
OutlawStarkiller yes lol he was trying to figure out a way around it 😂😂
made me sad
The joke was that they were poor, not ugly. So in a sense, Ethan’s kind of roasting Hila lmao
@@obbuoqn7736 nah I think the joke was supposed to be that Hila looks like a horse
It could also be interpreted that she was born in Israel, like Jesus, who was born in a stable.
2:46
"I love you, Hila!"
"Alright"
*stable relationship*
Criiinnnggggeee omg
@@drockmcmoney it was on purpose, they have a kid
😂😂😂😂
Admiral Ackbar r/whoooooooosh
@@matko8038 not at this time
"I love you hila"
"alright"
"yeah..."
is that lonely mailbox as your avi
MRB National yeah bro
holy shit I just realized that this comment has 1.6k likes
dude its brad 2.2 k
Keyboard warrior: hila lives in a stable
Hila: lol wtf’s a stable
Keyboard warrior: hila lives in a stable
Hila: lol don't you mean a house?
I was the 800th like hahaaa how cool pls kill me
How does that make the commenter a keyboard warrior
She doesn’t even look like a horse
Guys please what does stable mean
It's kinda cute how Ethan defends Hila after every roast she gets by subtly roasting himself.
thats mad cute
Absolutely beautiful
That's what brothers are for.
Astral Goblin they never kiss each other
Red Foxxx21 Why would they? They're siblings, you sick fuck.
Enough guys. Hila IS NOT Ethan's sister. It's a younger version of his mother that he kidnapped when he time travelled to save her from the holocaust. That's why he says they met at the holocaust "museum".
Connor Smith IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW...
Connor Smith HOLY FUCK HOW COULD WE NOT SAW THAT
Connor Smith I thought she was an alternate version of Ethan
"it"? lmao
finally someone tells the truth!
Ethan: “Is this a visa marriage?”
Hila: *looks away* “no”
Lmaoooo
It's a mastercard relationship
_..aite_
BoozerBane why?
Ooof size large
Like pewds
It’s so insane that they met when he was traveling just at a museum like imagine if they just missed each other or one was running late, took a different turn literally anything wow
Dude he almost didn’t go because he had crippling anxiety. Thank goodness he did!
Actually she was a part of a group trip he went on to Jerusalem haha they didnt just randomly meet there
Caravan Palace a I don't think they were apart of the same group trip.
@@skyef7658 they were lol
@@saysikerightnow6300 Ok...lol
I think we'd all be down to eat an Ethan ash pizza pie
maxmoefoe hey
maxmoefoe max!!!
aids
no
tfw hila exposes u
Ethan protecc Hila like crazy.
He was debating telling her what a stable and the joke was.
I know horses are very sensitive animals.
@@Greezy2000 Easily spooked.
He also through her out of her chair and danced on her in an open grave so it evens it out
jake m youre actually stupid
@@thetotalityofrandomness9478 who is jake m and what did he do?
7:40
why even make these roast requests when the roast queen sleeps with you every night
facts
She was acctually reading a response to the comment in the thread: www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/5nkbyc/we_are_h3h3productions_professional_complainers/dcc6g5e/
Leonardo Pires thats the joke
DUMBERTHANYOUTHINK it's actually not
Ryukachoo That line was straight SAVAGE
6:45 at the moment Ethan stood up to show his moves, I got an ad from a fat removal service lol
Omg 😭😂
That was a targeted ad remember 😂
Thats a targeted add
welcome back to things that never happened
met at a holocaust museum. best friends. spends every day making memes together and gets rich for it. if ethan and hila aren't your relationship goals you are lying to yourself.
literal goals
corneliawaldorf ethan proposed to her by pretending to take a shit and calling hila to bring him baby wipes in which he hid the ring
how about instead of making relationship goals you talk to someone once in awhile
Slurm its highly addictive does commenting on youtube videos count?
the reason why we think hila is ur sister is cause she looks like ur mom
When they have a kid, Ethan will be the one breastfeeding.
Isn't weird that men can actually breastfeed.
helcx mm but they can't
helcx lol, nice one :D
I can almost hold a tall one when I flex out
helcx HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG HAHAHHAA OMG IM ROFL
0:52
“You roast the ones you love”
-Hitler 1943
13:50
LMFAO!!!!!!!! XD
Well hello fellow
Top 10 anime plot twists
I am laughing so hard right now I can barely type this
The fact that Hila is a borderline unwilling participant in most of Ethan's shenanigans is what made old H3 so funny to me. She was the accidental straight man of Ethan's bizzaro reality.
Hila is wearing an Adidas track suit lol. How foreign can she get
ChrisCrossAppleSauce I wear an adidas tracksuit...
ChrisCrossAppleSauce in europe its fashioniable. It isnt in Us?
well hello there chris
sup chris
ChrisCrossAppleSauce You look more Jewish then Ethan
Ethan: My moves aren't good?!
Hila: they weren't that good...
Ethan: what did you say?!
Hila: *continues to awkwardly smile while being pushed to the ground by Ethan*
Heaven's Dog1241 I love this
"continues to awkwardly smile " isn't that all she does all the time though??
+Ivan Perez exactly
Ivan Perez don't diss our goddess
Hila: yeah...
Im starting to get a body like Ethan...not sure if I should be proud or disgusted
Nazgûl Praise the fupa
Nazgûl fat guys get the hot chicks now..beards and fat belly so you look like their father.. chicks dig it
matanuska high There's nothing better than being an unattractive fetish for girls with daddy issues. Truly the height that all normal relationships hope to succeed at.
Nazgûl disgusted
Nazgûl proud
"I can't personally say that Hitler was wrong" LMAO dude
Literally LMAO XD
Why does ethan look like the average 40 yr old dad that hangs out with the highschool football team.
Eugene Krabs cause he is
Eugene Krabs fruits
Eugene Krabs because he is the average 40 yr old dad that hangs out with the highschool football team
I mean, he's closer to 40 than 20
he does lol
"It will take more than that to burn off that neck!" Gold star!!
"I'll meet-cha at the stable"
too good.
Imogen n I find it weird I read this comment soon as she said it....
It takes a lot to earn that neck dude
yeah
Imogen issues
Ethan: "I can't personally say Hitler was wrong"
Hila: "That'll be a yikes from me, chief"
Look up Lars Von Trier! He unironically (but also jokingly) said that in one of his interviews and Ethan was doing a bit.
@@MetalliBucket LOL
Hes a odd jewish guy
timestamp?
😂😂😂😂😂
“I can’t say Hitler was wrong”
-Ethan Klein
Yeah
"It will take a lot more than that to burn off that neck." -Hila Klein
my jaw DROPPED
CHOOZ GOOZ that was fucking savage
I always think it's so cute that Hila wears expensive clothes and Ethan wears Walmart brand.
Daniel Burrage ethan said he won't spend over 10 dollars on a shirt
Ashtxn got emm
Great Value Tennis Shoes
RipnDip cap tho
like 90% of most couples...
"70 mph ploughing through kids" probably not the best choice of words
Talk about avoiding being perceived as a pedophile.
FiveGuysOneGame let's get rooooight into the news!
FiveGuysOneGame hahah no they were the dudes screaming pedophile asked for it haah
Lmao!
underrated comment
Ethan flipping Hila out of her chair and dancing on her is everything, if my marriage isn't like this in the future I don't want it.
I lost it when he attacked Hila then danced over her grave.
I love you Grover....
@@Luke18_13 I love you too, angular man.
@@diabolicaldebacle 🖤
EMV can u love me too?
@@nootnoot9382 oh my goodness. Noot noot is here? I love you noot noot.
"yeah"~ Hila 2017
Rip
God what a great quote
LESLIE LEGRA i didnt get it till she said yeah herself 2 minutes later. had to rewatch 3 times lmao
how in the fuck did this get 1.3k likes
dapplefeather 1.6*
I think it's so sweet how Ethan tried to ease into telling Hila that someone said she looked like a horse. You can see all over his face and by his demeanor that he hates saying it to her ❤️
Jenn Rooney I know he didn't even wanna say it 💖😭
She really does have a beautiful face, and I'm super jealous of those eyes 👀❤️
Hehe that's a nice husband
i noticed that too, he kinda dodged around it for a minute...tho i dont think he he should make her do these types of videos as she clearly hates doing them :/
Dick Head I appreciate honesty in a man. 😍 Am I at least mini horse cute? Or more old busted nag they're about to turn into glue?
I feel bad. It seems like the horse one actually hurt Hila's feelings.
@ranger1986ka No it isn't.
@Caleb Huskey you bitch
Nah, anytime a burn has to be explained it loses most of the zing i feel like
Caleb Huskey you bitch
@@yessalg6145 I know right?
How could anyone roast Hila and live with themselves
She got weird eyes and acts like she doesn't have a clue.
correction, she looks like a god damn model with Angel eyes
Because they asked to get roasted.
Anneke Kraal Yeah they could.
Anneke Kraal Yeah
That hug almost feels explicit after seeing them stay a foot away from each other for the last 5 years.
vishesh kumar bAGAHAH yeah i was like woah chill out guys
U Dont Shay
she has a big adams apple
Eskimoto I think that’s something else
@@christianr.5868 hope so
@2:45
Ethan: Our relationship is stable, I love you.
Hila: Alright
lol
Matt Richards i looked for this comment
Proposal video:
Ethan: You complete my life
Hila: thank you
Yeah
she just gets really flustered when he gets lovey with her on camera it's cute
"The FUPA memes are over. 2017 I'm hitting the treadmill."
Aged like milk
Lol so gross 😂
no one:
ethan: *_me and hila met at the holocaust museum_*
Hila & I
No one:
The "no one" meme is dead
@@DudeWhoSaysDeez it is getting ridiculous now. Lol.
No this is Patrick
It was funny the first couple times but now it’s so unfunny.
No this is Patrick, and people are still doing the meme today
“I love you”
...”alright”
*high five*
T -Time dah fuq is this? Looks like thirst bate.
She's just shy. Its hard enough for her to talk on camera, she doesnt want to say these things.
That was real awkward
goals
I think Hila is actually so pretty lol, but to be fair, the internet doesn't actually care what you look like, they'll still insult you
Ahes avrg. Like 4/10
@@jtaylor3609 In your opinion, lol
@@FeelinCute13 avrge isnt bad.... Its avrg. Meh.but beuty is also in the eye of the beholder so sure.
@@FeelinCute13 her face is average but her body bruh
Tyger Voods body?
“I can’t personally say Hitler was wrong.”
Thank god you said this 5 years ago and not today.
Ethan slowly became the liberal supervillain of the internet is he the yin to joe organs Yang. I don’t follow the podcast/drama but god damn do I only hear negative things about him these days which is definitely a little depressing
@@monhi64 okay
@@monhi64 okay
@@monhi64 KO
@@monhi64KO
You should donate that extra chin for leafy
6:11
Vinicius Souza I love you
Vinicius Souza yes
Vinicius Souza 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 best comment 2017 😂😂 fucking live it
Vinicius Souza He'd still have more chins than celestial bodies in the universe.
It's funny because Hila totally has the right look, build, and height to be model if she wanted to be.
bless
Sam R Idk why but her mimics feel somekinda weird
No.
Adreak olive skinned, piercing gorgeous eyes, perfect teeth. Shes pretty smokin
I think Hila is way better looking than so many of those models making millions. Seriously, some of 'em are freakishly buckled.
It’s been 3 years he’s STILL NOT JACKED 8:00
Fat Cat actually he has the body of a god
BBG amen. H3h3 = god
Can confirm Ethan is still fat
That’s just a little baby weight.
Jesus Christ you guys let a man live
There's something just unbearably precious about when Ethan compliments Hila.
It's almost like a good functioning couple
american cheese gay
Admiral :
Nohomo
2:16 "cuz you loo- cuz- he's saying that you live in a stable..." dodged
Furby LMAO
Furby hahahahahahahah
Furby he was gonna say "cuz you live in a stable"
he wouldn't have repeated himself if that was the case
Close one!
7:34 yooooo wtf AB made it on the show before he was ever on the show
Hahaha truee
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A COINCIDENCE
@@Lena-br6bc LMAO
7:40 Hila ended his career
How does this comment have no replies at almost a thousand likes?
I laughed so hard
Ethan didn't recover to this day.
lol
"Could fit you in a Papa John's oven"
I want a wife as supportive as Hila
Rousted
7:40 she's like that one quite kid in class that occasionally opens his/her mouth to come up with an awesome comeback/roast that makes everyone in aw
2:28
Horses are considered as some of the most elegant animals.
I hope Hila didn't get offended or hurt feelings from that. I know Ethan can take the heat but she strikes me as a sensitive person. WE LOVE YA HILA!
DinosaursNeverExisted hila is like a stone, she can deal with everything
DinosaursNeverExisted she used to live in Israeli slums. if she can take the occasional bombing I'm sure she can handle a few harsh memes
DinosaursNeverExisted Believe me, dude, Hila is a fucking savage. She can take anything
lol the damage control squad...Let her get thick skin. Stop mollycoddling.
DinosaursNeverExisted no
You should've asked 4chan the real roasters reddit is too clean
Suede Maid we want them roasted not turn into ash.
but WMB TV, i wanna see maxmoefoe eat it...
Suede Maid topkek.
Implying that what anonymous internet crowd A says means more than anonymous internet crowd B. That is to say, not at all.
There's a difference between roasting and incineration, dude
I felt so bad for Hila in the first roast
It’s the “Well I don’t know what’s a stable so” attitude that I’m gonna adopt thank you Hila
I love how they don't kiss they just embrace,not that kissing isn't okay or something,but embracing is so pure idk how to explain
Μαρία prob tryna be family friendly or sum shii
I'd die to see it once.
It’s warm
I feel ya
Something I've been thinking about would be how terrifying it would be if someone broke in Ethan and Hila's house for whatever reason, with no idea who they are on UA-cam.
Like you just have a house full of strange art of a man in a beanie...I would nope the fuck out of there.
TheJackFroster lmao tru
Don't forget the hazmat suits.
It's like the house of the killer from some CSI show.
'This sick fuck uses hazmat suits so he doesn't leave prints on the bodies...'
And then around the corner, you spot large clouds of smoke and hear two strange voices chanting "Red Hot! Red Hot!"
ZISSLE = SUBS
9:31 HILA BITING HER LIP CHECKIN' OUT ETHAN'S BOOT, TOO THICC! #GETIT
444
Hila is gorgeous she’s been my internet crush for years
Virgin
Taylor • this had me dead
Simpppp
That’s sad
we wide you clearly don’t know what the word simp means
"Plowin' through children" not the best word choice
36K upvotes is much more than 36K individual people that upvoted btw
grandayy Fancy seeing you here.
Yeah but the amount of people who saw it is a LOT more. Just look at the difference of likes to views for any youtube video.
"yeah.."
grandayy who is number one?
No but what I mean is that 36K Reddit upvotes translates to many more people who actually clicked upvote. It's not like UA-cam's likes for example where 10K likes means 10K people pressed like.
"can we cancel? what's up with joey salads?"
People think Hila is a horse
Me: thinks of Jeffrey Star
Ethan (goes in for a kiss) Hila (instantly rejects him with a hug). good recovery though Ethan.
eh m they've both stated very clearly (especially him actually) that they don't want to kiss on camera.
and then they kissed on camera that one time in the 100 beanie challenge video
I don't see how anyone could roast Hila on her looks, she is fuckin gorgeous
Frank Pizza Just like you profile picture
gjesus051 nice one, you got him there
Frank Pizza Mila Kunis ain't bad, is she?
GhostMonkey
If I had to live with someone that speaks the way she does I would've killed myself long ago.
Frank Pizza edgy
How did no one compare him to an alcoholic divorced dad of three living alone.
having a nostalgia fuelled h3 binge and didn't realise this video was exactly 5 years old.
2:26 I think it's amazingly cute that Ethan didn't even want to say that to her. Ethan really loves her
He loves her because he didn't want to call her a horse?
@@jbot91
Other boyfriends might've laughed about it, salting the wound and all. I'm glad he didn't and IMO it's very sympathetic that he didn't, on the contrary he tried getting her mind off of that Reddit comment by complimenting her, even though it wasn't the worst insult ever.
All of that is quite sweet IMO.
DoubleVision yi main don’t have feelings,
Or opinions, or anything other than 🗑
Apparently she isnt very convinving in her love
@@doublevision2943 not saying he's right but he's not lying tho
"it would take more than that to burn off that neck" - hila klein, 2017
ROAST QUEEN
Straight from the horses mouth.
Before you started to dance youtube gave me an ad. I think that was a clear sign that it didnt want your moves to be seen.
Hif same 😂😂
Hif yeah your right it’s too good of moves for my delicate eyes
Hif he knows... The dancing was to celebrate the ad revenue he just received
when he read the first comment, I think he realized this might go sideways
Hilas eyes are actually gorgeous tho
Hila is waving her hand just like, “shut up Ethan! Shut up Ethan! ETHAN!.” Also I love how Hila roasted Ethan harder than anyone else.
Ethan's English lessons:
Chapter 1
Stable - where Horses live
Car - where drivers live
Swimming pool - where swimmers live.
No wonder she can't understand English that well.
Antonio Wakardo Says the guy who cant spell "where"
a can spell it, but it was auto add from my mobile. But for sure, English it's not my native language. I will correct it sir!
Antonio Wakardo lmfao
Oh lol
Dude, Hila had genuine hatred and evil in her voice and eyes when she said
"It's gonna take more than that to burn out that neck"
yeah...
.
I just love Hila some times 7:40
Let's be honest, Ethan's mom looks more like Hila than him. They actually could be siblings...
11:25 LOL i posted this when he was talking about them being twins. Love that someone else mentioned it on reddit.
Jossi Wales And hilas dad kinda looks like Ethan.....
The SMK Project When you like your own comment
Too much difference in the forehead , eyes and mouth to be siblings , this a dead meme
7:40 okay what if that’s actually AB from the podcast
"When I die I want to be cremated in Papa John's and baked into a pie for all our fans to eat"
I've never heard something more genius
Yeah man, genius to have your entire fan-base shit you out of their asses!!! **thumbs up Ethan** xD
I'd eat it with maxmofoe😂
+Red Panda26 Same dude
This channel wouldn't be the same without Hila. Don't listen to em Hila u rock.
Hilla is actually really gorgeous
👎👎
Agreed!! She’s so naturally gorgeous !!!
yeah
Wot?
She is a gorgeous horse tbh
"AB did that! Everyone saw that!" 7:32
"It will take a lot more than that to burn off that neck" 😂😂🔥🔥
I swear Ethan got so much funnier
Rafee Ali - all that Israel air
I'll be honest that's how he usually is after a trip to Israel.
Reefer
H3h3 fucking sucks now.
Kevin with hair yes and so is your hairline
Hilla is always smiling. She's awesome 😂
payton champney she’s always baked
It's an anxious smile
I think its because of them teeth being so damn big
or...
meh...it's the default for most escorts
When he attacked Hila who else knew deep in their soul that she could take him everytime
She was in the Israeli army man she knows what's what
@@kiasmidt7678 that's right she was, like i said everytime
2:47
"I love you, Hila."
"Alright."
How to spot a Visa-marriage
How to spot a sister
2017: I’m gonna lose the fupa
2019: fupa still there
2020: still there
@@hamzahhussain6580 can confirm
@@splodgebox how do you know?
Should have put an ad right after that person mentioned it 😂
It'sJoselynDude they're is totally one right at 7:00.
True art.
When he said
“Is this a visa marriage?”
The proper response is:
“...yeah..”
You roast the ones you love.... Right guys????
This Baby Syringe Channel is DISTURBING ►goo.gl/dgrFXq
h3h3Productions sup
h3h3Productions if you respond I will be speechless
fuck yeah
Hi
h3h3Productions i was in that thread. It was okay.
Damn yo girl always be smiling...ur a lucky dude
That's a diss?
@@DARTHNEWS yeah, that's obviously a diss
Are you Joey's World Salads dad?
It has autism
*reads 1st roast*
*hugs each other for reassurance*
Shame Ethan can't look back on his old videos and be proud, they're absolute bangers, with peace and love.
The best roasts in this video came from hila to ethan
May Bee k
...yeah