How to get a Date on Tinder
Вставка
- Опубліковано 24 сер 2016
- We compete to see who gets more matches on tinder
Watch the Reaction Video Playlist -- goo.gl/QUHWA6
Thanks to zoxdraws for the goof of the day! -- goo.gl/krjLzA
Twitter....................... / h3h3productions
Spreadshirt............... h3h3productions.spreadshirt.com
Facebook.................. / h3h3productions
Instagram.................. / h3h3productions
2nd channel.............. / h2h2productions
Hila's Art................... hilaklein.com
Subreddit.................. / h3h3productions
Theme Song by MajorLeagueWobs:
/ strangeholder
Remix from the end by EchoRobot:
/ great-moves-keep-it-up
Music:
"Magic Part 2" by Otis McDonald of UA-cam's free music library
"Sugar" by Vibe Tracks of UA-cam's free music library
Boom by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/...)
Artist: audionautix.com/ - Комедії
I SAW ETHAN ON TINDER AND THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE PROFILE I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HIM
your the reason why Ethan is dying inside
Why were you on tinder?
+OddMike eyyy
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE , it was said that you will destroy the people who swiped left not join them.
+Fr.Ezzy you have a hentai pfp... Aight
Hila saying she would've super liked Ethan is like your mom saying you're a very handsome boy.
😂😂
Hila
So sweet 😂
My mom says I'm the most handsome boy in the whole school.
Ryan Carmicle It's sad you said Hiya when her name is in the video and not pronounced like that at all
You were just throwing to much sex appeal out and scaring people into thinking they couldn't handle all that
I'm also an 80's horror fan.
Too*
Papa fresh
M M black girl wanna be starter pack !
I can handle all that sexy, grandson
33 Year old man makes tinder account with his wife
Jaymes T caretaker
@@lzara2267 How could I forget
:-)
that's actually not that rare lol
ahahahha
Take only group shots so they don't know who it is
I always just default swipe left on these.
I hate people who use that tactic on tinder.
zeppelin4790 same
It sucks when it's a match, and you start scrolling through the other pictures and you're just like "please... Please be the hot one.... FUCK"
Its all a crap shoot lol
I love it how he's legit jealous
MonkeyRevolution Rip Yannis
MonkeyRevolution he was borderline serious about keeping the phone tho
If he was, he handled it well
I think the jealousy was more humour that seriousness but I loved that look on his face when he saw all these guys swiping right on Hila and his attitude was just like "but she's my wife, you missed out on this beautiful human being, cuz she mah wife"
Ethan in a happy marriage feeling rejected lol
How to get a date on tinder for men:
Be tall
Be fit
Be handsome
Be confident
How to get a date on tinder for women:
Be a woman
Don’t forget, be rich
What about having a shriek face? Or 30 inch penis?
Edit: auto correct gay I meant shrek
Shrek*
You forgot
Look like Waluigi
Sound like Waluigi
a date? don't you mean a dick pic?
If Ethan's profile picture had him wearing bracelets, Soap shoes, and spiky hair everybody would've been on that ass.
lol
Not to mention an extreme tan and 90's music.
and frosted tips
Puka shells
+
so nice of his sister to help him setup a tinder profile
the lady in the video is a state appointed social worker i believe...
Caretaker**
The meme is dead
+MarcusIsI THIS MEME IS IMMORTAL
she's his cousin not sister
"This is the gayest thing I've ever done"
Intro rolling
"Wow ethan great move,keep it up!,proud of you!"
😂
Omg, I thought the same thing 😂
Did Michelle Obama really said that to him or it is a montage??
@@Baeyonetta__ She really said it but she was taking to a lil kid :p
Oh how Michelle has fallen
I met my boyfriend on tinder and honestly he's an ethan kinda guy. Matched in a few seconds and still together a year later
That makes me happy as hell
@ken Clarke well just Harry, I will take the ring to Mordor
Sooo y’all still together? 😂 Srry has to ask
alain lai You already know they aint.
awesomeness
Ethan, never let that woman go.
Divorces happen... Just wishing good luck on them.
+Anthony “GamingOverlord” scarano. So divorces can't happen? They do... I wish the best to them
Like you can say that by just seeing a video of them lol. Things get boring after 10+ years, so unless you are highly motivated and manage to stay away from girls for then next 30 years (until ur 60s) yeah sure things can go well
My grandma and grandpa loved each other very much, they were way too busy working and taking care of their children to care what's boring in their life
I agree. She's probably the best carer he ever had.
Ethan, it's her life. I get that you're being the protective brother, but you gotta let her make her own decisions.
gage nigga Well, something must have if you can't get that it was a joke.
Are you moron
+xVexorr honey its a joke
That's his wife XD
+gage nigga you're slow. It's a joke
Ethan is still a beaitiful thicc boy, 10/10 would swipe right.
MEGA THICC, FOR SURE SUPER SWIPE!
“Looking for soul mate but willing to settle” 😂
"yeah"
-Hila
haey
DwarfSroll Freax c
Y
2000 LIKE!
TACO CLOCK lolz😂
"As a gag"
Good save Ethan
666 likes
Jotaro Kujo one like
Jotaro Kujo HELL yea
No one's commented because we know...
lol that's what i thought
I'd take a 10+ year long loving and committed relationship over Tinder dating anyday.
Don't forget the baby wipes ~
Hey, what's up ? Wanna play a quick game for a kiss?😎
That is why I don't date anymore! This generation has sold themselves out to apps and I refuse to use them! Especially since I'm a conservative and MATCH GROUP (owns match, okc, pof, tinder....... need I go on) owns EVERY major dating platform and is using the $ you pay them to support Planned Parenthood and democrats (of which I tend not to endorse)...
Big Deej ok boomer
@@bigdeej3831 ok boomer
Even if Ethan is incredibly vulgar, I get super-wholesome vibes from this channel. The two of them have such a strong relationship.
Spritz showing his sexy body is not vulgar.....
@@manishrathore2486
Fair point
Vulgar - Are you saying Ethan lacks taste?? I think thicc is the word you're looking for.
Ethan hit the jackpot with Hila.
Cool Guy both are very lucky to have each other.
Allisson Diego lol nah. Hila can do better for sure
Mortenick wym that’s his sister
Hey Cool Guy I really like your profile pic
@@0clock275 she can do better but she will never find someone so perfect for her personality like ethan
I think the problem is everyone thinks Ethan's was fake.
Yeah... They thought it was too good to be true ig
nah he posted too many photos, they just thought he was a weirdo
And on the other hand maybe Hila saying she’s the executive of h3h3 productions did the opposite, idk hypothesis
Ethan edited an old account everybody already disliked in the past.
Did you also replay the first 1second of the vid 50 times?
Im having exactly the same problem, only my profile is real with my best pictures..
you can do it champ whether it’s on tinder or not
21st Women are beyond shallow, especially on dating sites. Unless you're using Christian mingle don't waste your money.
Angel Gonzalez nah he ain’t a simp, a simp is someone who thinks women are always right and try’s to do things for a girl and the hope for the return of sexual gratification. this guy is a nice guy/ incel and thinks that women are hard to get and that they are “shallow” but in reality these people just don’t know how to talk to women mainly because they don’t respect them.
@@AngelGonzalez-gx4dh wat, that's the opposite of a simp, you dimp......Whatever that means.
@@heywhatsup4203 Nice guy is more synonymous with simp, not incel.
Imagine H3’s kid watching this in the future..
Ethan's experience is basically every guy's ever
Hila's experience is basically every girl's ever
speak for yourself I get at least one lay a week
"lay". lmao.
You're doing something wrong then my man. Maybe drop the banana sucking pics.
Or it's just tinder in 'merica
Ethan and hila are the reason I believe in soulmates
Reina Gehrt it’s always good to be optimistic
@bing bingbung gottem
Forreal! They are just absolutely incredible together.
I believe in you. If you were on tinder I'd swipe you right...
Don't take that to the head I swipe like Ethan.
Derrick McAdoo do u fucking believe in zodium signs what is it 1478?
Josh Peck super liked Hila but under the fake name 'Yannis'
Steven Martinez i noticed that too!
Legend has it, Ethan is still swiping till this day
Underrated comment
@@muhammadhanzla9645 I don’t know there comment has 69 likes
Dude... the problem was you didn't have a good chub 'n' tuck picture. Had you put one on your profile, you'd have had 2,000,000 matches.
The Chub 'n' Tuck is key...
Yeah, Ethan forgot the chub 'n' tuck - a bonafide ladykiller if I've ever seen one.
wReckLesss chub n tuck is the most important thing on earth
"IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE DIED ON THE FLOOR, IT'S ALSO HOT" FUCKING SAVAGE HILA gotta love her
corneliawaldorf ,
I’ve been on an h3h3 binge the past few days and it makes me so nostalgic and happy. It makes me feel like a kid under the blankets playing his GameBoy past bedtime…. Except it’s a 20 year old man in his car parked outside of a Hook Fish & Chicken watching UA-cam on his phone…
You see Hila's eyes & you're locked in
Pass
Jeeze, i just realized how fucking blue Hila's eyes are
+cantool nah boi she's deserves better than that unless she wants it, I'd raw dawg it tho
+Edit name Haha im done
same LOL these people are nuts
+cantool lmfao
careful kid, don't go and fall in love
Ethan you're a 10/10 *HARD SMASH*
Im suprised any girl looking at him didnt squirt by looking at him
I would like this comment, but it already has just enough likes
Michael Weston your welcome by the way
i would united states of smash with ethan
When he does roly polys my heart does the same, and I'm a straight dude.
THis is one of the cutest things I've seen. The fact that Hila knows that memes will get Ethan out of his bad mood and just hits him with a phat "dis Ethan" at 7:53. That was p cute.
Josue Feliciano one of the cutest couples jokes aside
“yea”
-Hila
Hila is so pretty
Katzun yeah so true
Thats wholesome
Af
Omg you’re my favorite you tuber!!!!!
10/10 smash
1,186 people was actually here for tinder date tips
Ebba Lundholm hi we meet on tinder?
7:44 Did Hila match with Post Malone?
I thought it was Ethan
“Would you swipe right or would you super like me”
Lmfao swiping left is just not an option
I'm surprised literally nobody recognized Ethan/liked him lol
yeah I thought atleast someone was gonna like just cause they'd want to talk to him
Lisa Wang I imagine many people would've thought it was fake
I'd never use the app, so forgive me if I'm wrong, but in 1:17 you can see someone named Natalie texted him "heyyy cuteyy".
Good eye, aliifghjkl.
Lisa Wang i like you.
found the channel by accident and it was the best accident that has ever happened since me
👍
+ConcreteFrequencies that's exactly what he said
+ConcreteFrequencies YYYYAAAAAAOH MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED
Welcome to the h3h3 family
welcome to hell
"I think I set it up, like, 3 years ago.. as a gag..."
*that's so awkward*
Maybe that's why there are no matches: old ass profile.
@@m4c1990 Profiles go down after being inactive for a couple of weeks or a month or so, and they changed it too. Also, you can't see how old profiles are, but they're always relatively "fresh".
Ethan: "Let's take the least attractive pictures possible of me and put them on tinder"
Also Ethan: "Why does no one want me"
Megan Kidwell That's the joke
nah tinder is all about girls, girls dont say yes unless the guy is picture perfect, its just that their sexual desire is almost non existant
Most likely Etham used bad one on purpose because if he was trximg to be attractive he would also get no likes and hila would be slightly less attracted to him wgivh is his fear
Hello newfriend
@@KARTIKEYA007 Depends, I've gotten like 15+ likes so far, none of them a hottie/cutie though, all just 1-5/10, some has even written to me first and stuff... I guess I gonna have to settle with some lower standards than I had hoped for, but then I think back to my ex which is like a solid 7-8/10 at least, like to me she's a 9-10 and she was super fun and easy to be around and stuff, gamer too and stuff... I mean.. I knew I got super lucky getting into that relationship in the first place but.... just.... ...Damn how I regret some things that might've been the difference in keeping her....
Fuck why am I even writing this shit here?! fucking embarrasing... -.-
Ethan Tinder auto-renews bro, remember to cancel it. LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES.
ROCKET LEAGUE MIKE! Never thought I'd see you here! :D
Did super-like-spam work? I feel it would be scary to be super-liked, idk.
ayyye neatmike wassylup man
wat, this guy is famous? lol
NeatMike l3l
Ethan, if I saw you on Tinder, I'd swipe right.
But you're dead
By swiping, do you mean dragging the phone violently through a small body of water?
If I saw you harambe I would double like
+NinjaFawful ^
+NinjaFawful Shut your disrespectful mouth!
can we get a segment with Ethan on grinder plz?
Ethan : this it the gayest thing I've ever done
Michelle : wow ethan, great moves, keep it up
"Your Sincerely,
Your Uncle Ethan
CEO of Vape Nation" 😂
Toby Creation i laughed when it said THICC AS F and down to fuck XD
Toby Creation o r sd I mp e ,lo I ml go fgdurp se mu l ☺ gi juan ❤ 👍 💔 o e mlo Y ao p re n, pe or r r v sd oi y nemle yr o s ml oiprt
Or, a CEO
Also he's the husband of the daughter of the mastermind behind 9/11. That would have attracted someone.
I TURNED THE LIKES TO 2.9K
Nice to see Ethan’s carer trying to get him a girlfriend
Ethan is a king that why nobody want him because he is better than everyone
Ikr. They seem really into each other. They should go out on a date
"Just imagine that feeling.. TIMES 2,000,000"
-"so this is how you feel all the time?"
"this is how you feel all the time?" LOOOOOOOL
Hila is so SAVAGE sometimes
does anyone else think that its weird that they're going on tinder together as brother/sister? like i don't do that with my sister. idk just seems fucked up.
lol funny joke
Ha that sure was funny ah jeez
dead joke
Dead meme
Dude I'm laughing my fucking ass off thank you for the 100% original joke you price of shit
I love the way Ethan and Hila look at each other
its all a corporate conspiracy... they're not even in a real relationship
This is now an oldie, but goodie. Bout 5 years ago....whoa
here for the nostalgia 😔
Ethan just realize he is a very lucky man
And so is Hila, but you might be a little too shallow to notice that.
They are both wonderful and deserve eachother
He realized that a looong time ago and Hila realized she's a lucky gal too :^)
I don't think its approriate to tell some one that they are lucky to have some one they both love each other, so stfu and stop being jelous.
@Feels かす袋
These two are literally relationship goals, they don't get all smooshy on camera and they don't show off, they're so nice to each other when it comes to complimenting each other and they're both always so happy💜💜💜
its called not airing your dirty laundry. they fight plenty off cam I'm sure
artbyrobot If they fight alot it's not a good relationship
Dan Addison LUV YOUR PROFILE PIC
if they don't fight at all it's not a good relationship
bittersuju Yes it is its perfect
Theodore Klein,
3:06 This is your father.
Papa bless!
should have named him "Calvin"
The ending 😂😂😂Dude, you're a fuckin comedy genius.
I never actually thoug about this but ethan got some big ball becouse he knows that this is in the internet and never going away.
he literally is putting a video out in the internet where he puts hes shirt ons hes head showing hes chubby and eating a banana. And becouse its in the internet its never going away
Rezzem From Finland... so No.....
Rezzem and I respond to comments usually when i am on my phone witch means there will be grammar errors.....
Big freaking whoop...
trust me brah. Ethan doesn't give a shit that this is permanent. He's used to being a goofy careless dude on camera.
"Oops I meant to swipe left" Oy
succ
T H I C C
Anne R. Tremblay oy, oy. See me ride into the Sun set on your colored TV screen.
CEO of Vape Nation😂😂😂
Let’s be honest, the only reason Ethan doesn’t have to use tinder is because of those great moves. Keep it up Ethan! Proud of you!
hila is wearing fila
Cruze Batcheldor dank
Cruze Batcheldor oh my god illuminati confirmed
wow Ethan you're 31 years old and you're still single? keep it up! proud of you.
I thought he was 40
i thought he was 50
I thought he was 60
I thought he was 60
I thought he was 60
I’ve seen al H3H3 videos, this is my favorite one
10:07-10:13 moth meme reference before it existed lol
Not only is Ethan a thicc boi, he's also a psychic predictor.
Donald duck calm down boi
Yeah because moths didn’t exist before
The Simpsons predicted it back in 1992 you idiots
the og
"So this is how you feel all the time?" Fucking beautiful, Hila!
Kinda looks like someone died on the floor, but it's also hot
Becca annnnnnnd here are the virgins.
Nåti M
It is ironic because you're taking jokes seriously and trying to white knight.
Unoriginal UA-cam Name Im a girl you fucktard.
+Nåti M you do know that there were female knights. And that guys correct, not because im generalising gender, but because you took a fuckin joke seriously 'fucktard'.
Koronahrik The Business Boi Lol Female Knights?
Show me 1 aside from Joan of Arc... Who im prettt sure when never Knighted.
Get real haha Girl Knights LOL Not according to actual History.
"I think I set it up 3 years ago as a gag"
Suuuuure..
“Oops I meant to swipe left” 😂rip
"I think I set it up, like, 3 years ago.... as a gag....." - Sureeeee Ethan.
But he said they don't tried tinder
RAINE lmao “...I don’t even remember typing this bio” sure 😂
It's nice to see Ethan's care taker helping him out with his dating profile.
I was going to write a joke about Hila having options. but their relationship is too beautiful and strong.
Underrated video
Ethan deserves so much better. he is a bold and beautiful man,that deserves constant attention. But Hila takes it for granted. If I was Ethan's husband I would worship his fupa daily.
😂😂😂
gay
+10000
*golfclap*
its not gay if balls dont touch and our caps are tilted backwards
"I set it up three years ago as a gag.." 🤔
hmmmmmm
I mean judging by the profile I’m 100% certain it was a gag lmfao
George Sears not from a metal gear solid fan no thanks
George Sears i’ll let you smash that like button boi!
George Sears you and shane dawson should go bowling
I just thought it was funny AF how the gay dudes were literally employees of Riot games and Activision/Blizzard.
Not surprised there
How do you know they are?
9:53 when she roasts him I damn near pissed myself!
damn son well you're a 7.5 but you could be a potential of an 8 so good luck on tinder
I'll super like ethan
Same tbh fam
7.5? lol
+dongicus fartgobbler exactly
super like my comment pls and your crush will fart on you or some shit
Is it just me or every video he gets increasingly more Mexican looking
More Mexican and more autistic
What the fuck?
he looks like my uncle kinda who's half mexican ahaha
haha oh shit i see it man.
he did move to LA...
2:53 very rare cut of ethan bursting laughter relatable way, never ever seen before. No break of character
Just found you guys, best video I have every watched LMAO!!!! Hila you are my HERO!
This guy is a living goof.
God*
Of what?! I need to know?!
Hila is the gaff to his goof
hila looks so pretty here.
Chris L I know right
Chris L
I agree.
Chris L She does allways lookes pretty
i don't think ethan would like you guys hitting on his sister
Kevin C *wife
Weirdly enough everytime I come back to this video I always get a notification from Tinder
Using tinder as an average guy is like turning on hard mode to get a date
It’s literally easier to ask people out in person when you have average looks
Damn Ethan, i can't say how blessed you are to have found a woman who not only tolerates but embarks and enjoys your craziness. That's some life goals right there.
it's his sister, of course she would be supportive
+WASTED DAZE JR dude why are you into incest
***** Its a meme lol
+M.C. Joans pepperidge farm remembers when that joke was funny.
+Matthew Baran haven't seen that one in a while haha still way less stale though
Mac and Dennis help Charlie get a date
kidsmack baus it always sunny in Philadelphia ;-)))
the GOAT
Tudo é jx
Magnets
So charlie, what are your interests?
Little green ghouls.
Wow, Ethan, great moves! Keep it up, proud of you!
Ethan, Hila is still crazy about you when after all those years and tears. She's a keeper 🙏❤ All my love to you both!
Let's be honest if Ethan was gay, he and Hila would still be inseparable.
Good to see Ethan's care taker is helping him get some friends. :)
carer lol
Jacquelyn Horton lol
Ikr! Sometimes this world is just filled with wonderful people. I'm glad to see that she takes the time out of her day to take care of Ethan. We need more people like her
lol
:-)
Nostalgic intro omg it gets me every time
Ethan and Hila give me hope that chill parents exist
na if his children hate gay people, he'd slap them 100%
Is.. umm.. are you okay? IDK how to break this to you but they'll never be YOUR parents and you seem to be projecting about your unfortunate circumstances/sentiment
@@ReizokoRyucry harder
@@jdan6122 🤨
relationship goals
id settle for a vibrating ten inch dildo but i cant afford one
i cant even afford a burger at mcdonalds
feel bad for me
sterben
What if Ethan actually swiped to the wrong side everytime and denied 2 million people😌😂
Did he really "swipe to the wrong side" or is it the least funny comment ever ? "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😌😌😌😂😂😌"
RÉPONDRE
600th like btw y is noone syong anything??!
Depo CS wtf man, it's just a nice comment xD. Does your mom love you?
Depo CS she's dead
Depo CS so, no1 loves you.
This was one of my favorites!🤣 I super liked the video! Sorry it's late lol
did no Fupa Troopas got matched with Ethan? Im disappointed y'all aint out there for my boi