@@christianhenry4173 Bruh, Superman ain't no simp. He's a gentleman with genuine care for Lois before they got together. Peter's got a list but I wouldn't go that far. Batman is something of a horndog for all women he encounters, but his justice is greater than whenever the dark knight rises. As for Darkseid... ...yeah, he's a simp for apathy.
@@jagtech490 yeah, super friends. The same show that created tons of Aquaman memes, Saturday morning cartoon cheese and animation that cut corners so much that Hanna Barbara would have a stroke. Plus that Darkseid doesn't necessarily count.
Fans: “Man Thanos’s motivation is going to be tricky to adapt for the MCU, they are going to have to be clever to pull it off” MCU: “Lets just not try. Just get rid of it.”
Later on future Thanes kills every one other then the Punisher who became Ghost Rider and then one of Galactus's four horse men to become Cosmic Ghost Rider but yeah Death still doesn't care for him and he goes back in time to try and convince young him he was a simp and that Death was nothing but trouble
If you think about it, the reason death loves Deadpool only because she can't have him. His healing factor wouldn't let him die unless something destroyed every cell, and the immortality curse only make him more attractive to her
It might also be because she just doesn't care about anything, because she's likely seen anything. She's part of the primordial reset, so she knows everything and everyone will just restart. She could've genuinely loved one of the two in past timelines, but knows it's just for naught
Women love and want what they cant / don't have. Its like children and toys / video games. Once they get it, the new feeling / novelty wears off and they're bored again. They want a different one now. Wanting something and not getting it or dangling the carrot on the stick, keeps the person there wanting and wanting. Just when they're about to give up, u give them a small part they want. It gives them emotional releif and "hope". Then they restart and keep standing there, hoping to have it once again. 🙄 They're very weird people ..
The Silver Surfer cartoon is a prime example of Thanos' obsession with Death. I remember seeing a clip here on UA-cam of that show but I can't find it anymore. Edit: Apparently Death was changed to "Lady Chaos" but aside from that...
Actually, back when Starlin was the only author of Thanos involved stories, his relationship with Death was also Oedipal in nature. The 2013 Thanos origin series was a complete and ill-conceived reboot. It had previously been established by Starlin that Thanos had only seen his mother (Sui-San) ONCE in his entire life, on the day of his birth when she immediately flew into a rage and attempted to murder him. Thanos's father (Mentor) had her confined until she recovered her sanity, but she never did. To protect Thanos from the emotional trauma of having a mother who was clamoring for him to die, he was never allowed to see her or any image of her. Reared without motherly love, Thanos grew up without the ability to show affection or any positive emotion. Thanos was eventually exiled for having made abominable scientific experiments. Thanos soon recruited an army of mercenaries, returned to TItan and bombarded it from space, incidentally killing Sui-San. It was in his exile that Death first made herself visible to him. Beholding her visage, Thanos felt an unfamiliar emotional stirring which he interpreted as "love". Thanos never learned what readers already knew -- that the form Death uses when presenting herself to him, was that of Sui-San. Thus, Thanos's compulsion to serve Death is not that of a suitor pursuing a lover but that of a child seeking the approval of his mother.
Thank you, so many people focus on the 2013 Origin story without realizing his relationship or lack of with his mother, is a major factor in his future relationships with other characters. In a lot of ways Thanos quest for power and knowledge is merely a personal cry for meaning and him ignoring his own emotional wants by subjecting them to this Oedipal cycle
@@captainlastreo5160 You mistranslated it. A common enough error for those lacking a the proper academic proficiency. The correct translation would be: "They fucked up 30 years of consistent character development. It is, therefore, bad."
@@superlive98 (I'm gonna ignore the rest of what you just said and instead focus on you insulting my intelligence for stating something contrary to your opinion) Really? Because I disagree with you, you're gonna call me stupid? Fuck you.
Am I the only one that noticed that what Death was doing to Thanos was basically the textbook definition of grooming? She involved herself in every stage of his life ever since he was a baby with the intent of seducing him into being her loyal servant I've always considered comic Thanos less of a silly simp and more of a tragic display of what grooming and manipulation can do to an otherwise promising and good person
@@shawnsok8580 idk what you mean by this, but if you're saying it as "she'd be into him" nah, she wouldn't 1. doom slayer kills demons and is an angry sob that thinks he can punch his way out of any situation, just like thanos 2. he's cheated death way too many times to count, while deadpool cannot physically die, doom slayer doesn't want to die 3. doom slayer's a simp too, he simped for a rabbit (according to his fanbase of course, which i am basing this entire character off)
You know, funny thing is that, the classic "Infinity Gauntlet" is basically the combination of the 6 infinity gems with one of the gloves that Thanos was already wearing, so I guess that they called it "The Gauntlet" because it sounds better than "The 6 gems on some random glove already worn by someone".
I came into this ready to make fun of Thanos but now I'm proud of him? Good on you, King. You're too good for her. Hopefully the popularity of the MCU Thanos means they're not gonna be forced to return to his old motivation.
I find this idea of Thanos moving on from his toxic relationship with Death to be really interesting. It's a cool way to give him some depth beyond his "world destroying man-baby" characterization. I feel like that has more potential than... whatever they were trying to do with MCU Thanos.
No, he's completely wrong. In the 70's and 80's it was firmly established by Starlin that Thanos is subconsciously projecting an Oedipal complex onto Death. The visage of her that Thanos beholds is that of his mother, Sui-San. Before his reboot origin series, the canon held that Thanos has only a vestigial memory of his mother's appearance since she was confined to a cell immediately after his birth (but not before trying to strangle the infant).
I always figured Thanos courting Death was an ego thing. The guy that can acquire six pieces of unstoppable power decides he can even marry the abstract concept of Death, thereby conquering death on top of achieving insane power.
@@christianhenry4173 Aside from the fact Ra's Al Ghul first appeared in 1971 and Thanos first appeared in 1973, Al Ghul's motivation since his creation has been to save the planet by wiping out 90% of the human population to restore balance to the ecology. He was branded a genocidal eco-terrorist in his first story. Thanos' motivations are he is in love with the personification of Death and wants to be with "her" but she spurs him. Thanos collected the Infinity Gems in the Infintu Gauntlet story to kill half of all life in the universe to give to Death as a gift simply to impress her. Kevin Feige and Marvel creatives decided that motivation was too far out there for the general movie going audience and wanted to make him a more sympathetic villain and a complicated suicide metaphor wasn't going to resonate with people. So they change him into a genocidal eco-terrorist...in space. Just like Ra's Al Ghul...but in space.
I honestly thought the MCU Mistress Death that Thanos was going to go after was going to be Hela. And this whole time he was after the Infinity Gems, it was because he had heard so many stories of the Goddess of Death ripping her way through the cosmos. And he wanted to impress her SO BADLY, not knowing she was just an Asgardian and JUST died/got defeated.
Thanos the mad Titan, mr. Snappy Mc dusterson, Grimace on steroids destroyer of worlds, Mr. 1/2 life, the purple people beater, the Grape Ape ballchinian, wrecker of your shit, possessor of infinite bling, and ultimate super simp!
Deadpool is almost more of a plaything. Both are kind of pathetic. Thanos is used for his power and is ultimately just cock blocked into oblivion and Deadpool is blue balled so hard. Just a toy to be thrown aside when she runs back to thanos to misuse once more. They both have it bad. But I suspect unlike thanos, Deadpool knows this and doesn’t care.
It’s funny how now currently thanos is over death and is in a better relationship with hela I mean a death god is a demotion to death personified but hey they have a equal relationship
Man I would've been so on board with Infinity War if they just adapted Thanos' personality from The Infinity Gauntlet He's like hopeless lover Shakespeare incarnate and Death goes on to bang Deadpool anyway Which can also happen now because of the Fox acquisition--
While I love mcu thanos I actually prefer comic thanos's motivation. It's kinda like a Greek tragedy, a fool who could only find companionship in death and so he will forever cause destruction in futile attempts for her to return the love he feels for her.
I really wish Thanos after stopping his brain from simping just went back to the banging his way across the Galaxy ways at least that's fun and instead of killing his actual children having them just around some on his side some on the heroes side and some that are just around not taking sides or flip flopping around. There's so much more potential to this purple simp than being the Infinity simp. His rebound with Hela could lead to some interesting stories if Marvel doesn't go back to simping Statusquo-chan
Yeah it’s not a big deal that you haven’t. You can’t call a made up comic book character a “simp” anyway because he’s not real. PLUS even if Thanos (who is basically a God) was real to call him a simp is laughable.
In the name of Love: Paris started the war in the Iliad, Anakin turned to the dark side of the Force, that King built the Taj Mahal, if you have never had it you can doubt its power but just look at the motivations of the best literature or one of the Seven Wonders Of The World and then dispute its effect. Thanos, as-the ultimate Nihilist, has one of the best stories in comics history.
I love how Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite took advantage of this plot, made it so Death actually went after a competent partner for the task of murdering the universe (Jedah Dohma from Darkstalkers), AND STILL PLAYED THANOS LIKE A PUPPET TO DO HER BIDDING. At least in this game, Thanos noticed her tricks and decided to get rid of her in the end
the closest I have seen Thanos simping be used interestingly was him taking revenge on Jedah because Death again Thoted him into helping Ultron fuse with Sigma... & then then, it was MvC Infinite
I think it would have been possible to do his obsession with Mistress Death as a motivation well, just difficult, and they quite arguably did the smart thing by not even trying.
The idea and concept of Thanos and Mistress Death in the comics is extremely cool but the execution of it is really silly and watered down sometimes in my opinion. Like Thanos willingly being a non-stop rejected simp, puppet and slave of Mistress Death and then her cheating on him with Deadpool and even his own son Thane and Mistress Death betraying him, treating him badly, leaving him and then enslaving him again and again really makes Thanos look so silly, stupid, childish and watered down despite him also being a menacing supervillain/dark lord who is capable of destroying everything. The relationship between Thanos and Death is like a toxic femdom relationship and sometimes it gets so weird, gross and uncomfortable. I'm really glad that the Disney Marvel, Kevin Fiege, the Russos and the writers of those movies gave us the MCU Thanos who is a bit different from the Comic Thanos on some things including the motivation where the MCU Thanos is a dark savior type of character who wants to save/correct the universe in his own twisted and morbid image. The MCU Thanos is menacing but he also commands respect. I like the Comic Thanos, I definitely do not hate him but the MCU Thanos is definitely better.
You would think someone powerful enough that found out Lady Death’s actions would want to wreak havoc, and make her pay with her existence, causing beyond calculable levels of chaos.
Not only everything Drake said. But his MCU plot makes no sense. He could have made infinite planets, food, blah, blah, blah to solve the same problem.
If a villain's plan is morally correct and logical to the extent that they are actually presented as a good guy, are they even a villain at that point?
My man Thanos is the CEO of Simp
no
S.I.M.P. Incorporated
Bro Deadpool stole his girl
Bro Deadpool stole his girl
@@thanos7459 Not you thanos the other one
Not just a total Simp, the biggest simp of all time in Comics.
Facts!
More like all of FICTION
No hes not.
Darkseid was a simp
Batman was a simp for Selina
Superman was a simp
Peter Parker was a simp
@@christianhenry4173 Bruh, Superman ain't no simp. He's a gentleman with genuine care for Lois before they got together. Peter's got a list but I wouldn't go that far. Batman is something of a horndog for all women he encounters, but his justice is greater than whenever the dark knight rises. As for Darkseid...
...yeah, he's a simp for apathy.
@@jorgegfigueroa9755 no hes a simp thats why he got his feelings hurt when poison ivy put him under mind control
"To challenge them, is to court death..."
(Thanos stands up, turns around, and smirks)
-"That's my fetish!"
"Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!"
All of his plans and goals are driven by his simpness, Jim starlin really made a darkseid which we can feel for.
Metron, not Darkseid..
Virgin thanso vs Chad darksied
@@HeadGodoftheGodCouncil Darkseid, the metron thing was scrapped
Simp darkseid is a thing remember super friend’s darkseid
@@jagtech490 yeah, super friends. The same show that created tons of Aquaman memes, Saturday morning cartoon cheese and animation that cut corners so much that Hanna Barbara would have a stroke. Plus that Darkseid doesn't necessarily count.
Fans: “Man Thanos’s motivation is going to be tricky to adapt for the MCU, they are going to have to be clever to pull it off”
MCU: “Lets just not try. Just get rid of it.”
Man, imagine if they went the full simp route
@@logicaloverdrive8197 At least we wouldn't have the Thanos fans we have, though I imagine they're gonna need Deadpool for that to work well.
Idk what's worse
@@l0sts0ul89 tbh comic book route was bad
"No, I don't think I will."
Death be like.......
Thanos: *kills entire planet and commits war crimes*
death: “meh”
But why does death meh
@@mightypurplelicious3209 she don't care. She used to be in a relationship with Deadpool at one point.
Later on future Thanes kills every one other then the Punisher who became Ghost Rider and then one of Galactus's four horse men to become Cosmic Ghost Rider but yeah Death still doesn't care for him and he goes back in time to try and convince young him he was a simp and that Death was nothing but trouble
:Deadpool: *is an idiot*
:Death: TAKE ME!!!!!!
Deadpool:exists*
Death:"hahaha thats hot"
To be fair, anyone who reads the comics knows that thanos is a huge simp.
Exactly what I’m thinking
Death made him like this through but fallen for deadpool instead
If you think about it, the reason death loves Deadpool only because she can't have him. His healing factor wouldn't let him die unless something destroyed every cell, and the immortality curse only make him more attractive to her
It might also be because she just doesn't care about anything, because she's likely seen anything. She's part of the primordial reset, so she knows everything and everyone will just restart. She could've genuinely loved one of the two in past timelines, but knows it's just for naught
Women love and want what they cant / don't have. Its like children and toys / video games. Once they get it, the new feeling / novelty wears off and they're bored again. They want a different one now.
Wanting something and not getting it or dangling the carrot on the stick, keeps the person there wanting and wanting. Just when they're about to give up, u give them a small part they want. It gives them emotional releif and "hope". Then they restart and keep standing there, hoping to have it once again. 🙄 They're very weird people ..
Young Thanos: "You're weak"
Old Thanos: "I'm you"
Young thanos uses time stone
Young Thanos: "Not for long"
Funny thing is it is a real ending.
Thanos: ( *turns to death* ) I'm your SIMP no longer
Thanos as much he is a pure villain, he is a lover.
Lover of Death's Onlyfans account!
lover? a total SIMP
A lover? Its a one sided crush, they are not even in a relationship, so he is more like a simp than a lover.
I’d say lust
Lover of something doesn’t even exist, non physical being. He did all that for this thing. It’s worse than simp. This is no lover
Thanos the mad simp
Death: "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta kill some friends."
Spice girls:
Thanos: *Yes*
jojo fans:
@@mithmoonwalker WANABEEEE
@@mithmoonwalker WANNAAAAABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WANABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WANNABBEEEEEEEEEEE
Thanos is the man behind the slaughter
He is purple so we have enough evidence to confirm that
It's been so long
I-is your profile prince charming as DIO?
So is dio
And he's been killing kids
The Silver Surfer cartoon is a prime example of Thanos' obsession with Death. I remember seeing a clip here on UA-cam of that show but I can't find it anymore. Edit: Apparently Death was changed to "Lady Chaos" but aside from that...
"My Mistress!"
They have the series on disney+
The Silver Surfer show came out during the time when kids shows weren't allowed to say kill, die, blood, and other words of the sort.
Super Hero Squad Show had Thanos by himself no Death I think. I hated him in that show.
@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 they had a reference to death in that show
Simpos!!! He is will get infinite gauntlet and snap to make half the universe to make the haters go away.
Thanos snapped half of his money away since death turned into a twitch streamer
R/ihadastroke
Nice grammer
dirk strider the irony
Jotaro With a Gun jotaro, you should know better to not link subs on youtube
Actually, back when Starlin was the only author of Thanos involved stories, his relationship with Death was also Oedipal in nature. The 2013 Thanos origin series was a complete and ill-conceived reboot. It had previously been established by Starlin that Thanos had only seen his mother (Sui-San) ONCE in his entire life, on the day of his birth when she immediately flew into a rage and attempted to murder him. Thanos's father (Mentor) had her confined until she recovered her sanity, but she never did. To protect Thanos from the emotional trauma of having a mother who was clamoring for him to die, he was never allowed to see her or any image of her. Reared without motherly love, Thanos grew up without the ability to show affection or any positive emotion. Thanos was eventually exiled for having made abominable scientific experiments. Thanos soon recruited an army of mercenaries, returned to TItan and bombarded it from space, incidentally killing Sui-San. It was in his exile that Death first made herself visible to him. Beholding her visage, Thanos felt an unfamiliar emotional stirring which he interpreted as "love". Thanos never learned what readers already knew -- that the form Death uses when presenting herself to him, was that of Sui-San. Thus, Thanos's compulsion to serve Death is not that of a suitor pursuing a lover but that of a child seeking the approval of his mother.
Thank you, so many people focus on the 2013 Origin story without realizing his relationship or lack of with his mother, is a major factor in his future relationships with other characters. In a lot of ways Thanos quest for power and knowledge is merely a personal cry for meaning and him ignoring his own emotional wants by subjecting them to this Oedipal cycle
Thanks for clearing that up. Pretty tragic for Thanos...
"It was a complete and ill-conceived reboot."
Translation: I didn't like, therefore it's bad
@@captainlastreo5160 You mistranslated it. A common enough error for those lacking a the proper academic proficiency. The correct translation would be: "They fucked up 30 years of consistent character development. It is, therefore, bad."
@@superlive98
(I'm gonna ignore the rest of what you just said and instead focus on you insulting my intelligence for stating something contrary to your opinion)
Really? Because I disagree with you, you're gonna call me stupid? Fuck you.
2019:*studying physics and life*
2020:why Thanos is a simp
"S to the I to the M to the P"
SIMP
Squirrels in my pants!
Marvel predicted e-thots and simps before it even became a thing.
Back then they were just called hoochies or porn stars
It's a concept as old as mankind.
Simps have been around as long as Mark Antony
You know that if death was a twitch streamer he would be donating his entire life savings.
And the money he stole from a high security bank lol
Everyone saying Mordecai from Regular Show was the definition of simp, please this guy was simping before simping was even a thing lol
I thought that was Obito before i started reading Comics
So even Super Villains needs a best friend too point out maybe she's just not that into you.
Am I the only one that noticed that what Death was doing to Thanos was basically the textbook definition of grooming?
She involved herself in every stage of his life ever since he was a baby with the intent of seducing him into being her loyal servant
I've always considered comic Thanos less of a silly simp and more of a tragic display of what grooming and manipulation can do to an otherwise promising and good person
Man this title...
So accurate it hurts
* Thanos exist *
Death: Meh
* Deadpool exist *
Death: 😍
Thanos: SIMP
Deadpool: CHAD
Imagine if she meets the doom slayer
@@shawnsok8580 idk what you mean by this, but if you're saying it as "she'd be into him" nah, she wouldn't
1. doom slayer kills demons and is an angry sob that thinks he can punch his way out of any situation, just like thanos
2. he's cheated death way too many times to count, while deadpool cannot physically die, doom slayer doesn't want to die
3. doom slayer's a simp too, he simped for a rabbit (according to his fanbase of course, which i am basing this entire character off)
Imagen getting cucked by deadpool
@@jockeyfield1954 simping is for romantic/sexual intentions, he does not wanna bang a rabbit
Thanos: simping since forever
Jim Starlin’s inspiration of Thanos started when went to psychology classes....and when he saw a picture of Darkseid.
Thanos to Mistress Death is like Harley Quinn to Joker
Harley is a victim in an abusive relationship with Joker.
Thanos is just has a high school crush on Death, a person that doesn't care about him.
You know, funny thing is that, the classic "Infinity Gauntlet" is basically the combination of the 6 infinity gems with one of the gloves that Thanos was already wearing, so I guess that they called it "The Gauntlet" because it sounds better than "The 6 gems on some random glove already worn by someone".
Basically, Thanos falls in love, gets friend zoned, and kills everyone.
I came into this ready to make fun of Thanos but now I'm proud of him? Good on you, King. You're too good for her.
Hopefully the popularity of the MCU Thanos means they're not gonna be forced to return to his old motivation.
You can say he is a simp, but from another perspective, he was groomed by death.
I find this idea of Thanos moving on from his toxic relationship with Death to be really interesting. It's a cool way to give him some depth beyond his "world destroying man-baby" characterization. I feel like that has more potential than... whatever they were trying to do with MCU Thanos.
They were going for a twisted paragon, someone who is so steadfast in their ideals, they'll do anything to accomplish them.
The MCU version is about as interesting, while also being a little bit less goofy than before
I was joking around, I know what they were trying to do with MCU Thanos, I just personally don’t like the way they handled him.
@@acehealer4212 Fair enough.
No, he's completely wrong. In the 70's and 80's it was firmly established by Starlin that Thanos is subconsciously projecting an Oedipal complex onto Death. The visage of her that Thanos beholds is that of his mother, Sui-San. Before his reboot origin series, the canon held that Thanos has only a vestigial memory of his mother's appearance since she was confined to a cell immediately after his birth (but not before trying to strangle the infant).
A friend described it thusly, Thanos puts death on a pedestal, Wade recognizes death for who she is.
I always figured Thanos courting Death was an ego thing. The guy that can acquire six pieces of unstoppable power decides he can even marry the abstract concept of Death, thereby conquering death on top of achieving insane power.
"Death sat around expressionless, doing nothing"
Hey we have an MCU role Kirsten Stuart is perfect for!
jesus christ lmao.
Ngl, this does sound like a perfect casting.
You've never watched any of her post-Twilight work, have you?
@@theobuniel9643 you haven't
MCU Thanos owes a great debt to the late great Denny O'Neil because he's just Ra's Al Ghül in space
Never thought about it like that before
Holy shit your right!!!
No hes not that dude is an inferior thanos.
@@christianhenry4173 Aside from the fact Ra's Al Ghul first appeared in 1971 and Thanos first appeared in 1973, Al Ghul's motivation since his creation has been to save the planet by wiping out 90% of the human population to restore balance to the ecology. He was branded a genocidal eco-terrorist in his first story. Thanos' motivations are he is in love with the personification of Death and wants to be with "her" but she spurs him. Thanos collected the Infinity Gems in the Infintu Gauntlet story to kill half of all life in the universe to give to Death as a gift simply to impress her. Kevin Feige and Marvel creatives decided that motivation was too far out there for the general movie going audience and wanted to make him a more sympathetic villain and a complicated suicide metaphor wasn't going to resonate with people. So they change him into a genocidal eco-terrorist...in space. Just like Ra's Al Ghul...but in space.
This man really was going to destroy the universe just for some cooche.
You'll be surprised how this happens in real life.
Dead cooche
It may take a lot of time, and a lot of stress, but damn those lines done crispy.
Crispiest Comictuber out there.
I honestly thought the MCU Mistress Death that Thanos was going to go after was going to be Hela. And this whole time he was after the Infinity Gems, it was because he had heard so many stories of the Goddess of Death ripping her way through the cosmos. And he wanted to impress her SO BADLY, not knowing she was just an Asgardian and JUST died/got defeated.
Thanos the mad Titan, mr. Snappy Mc dusterson, Grimace on steroids destroyer of worlds, Mr. 1/2 life, the purple people beater, the Grape Ape ballchinian, wrecker of your shit, possessor of infinite bling, and ultimate super simp!
C+ for effort
@@daikon3199 if you're grading me off of effort it should be much lower LOL
thanos: from simp to a reasonable character
Thanos: Simp
Deadpool: Chad
Deadpool is almost more of a plaything.
Both are kind of pathetic. Thanos is used for his power and is ultimately just cock blocked into oblivion and Deadpool is blue balled so hard. Just a toy to be thrown aside when she runs back to thanos to misuse once more. They both have it bad. But I suspect unlike thanos, Deadpool knows this and doesn’t care.
Ironic, given Thanos' chin
Astral regulator thanos in laughs
Imagine if she meets the doom slayer
Darkseid & Deathstroke: Thads
It’s funny how now currently thanos is over death and is in a better relationship with hela I mean a death god is a demotion to death personified but hey they have a equal relationship
It’s actually kind of sad that Thanos would later dump her.
Azure Heart not really since they got back together in one of the GOTG run as he trusted hela resurrect him
Plus ya'll know Hela puts out
James Burgess indeed she is HELLA-fine
Superthor c I forgot about that. She completely manhandled Cosmic Ghost Rider right?
he did all that just to clap some cheeks
MCU Thanos: Why am I killing these people to make death like me?
Comic Thanos: Reality is often disappointing
I was never a fan of Thanos on comic books, but on the MCU? I love MCU Thanos!!!
It’s all fun and games for Thanos’ bank account until Death starts streaming on Twitch.
"Thanos trynna BONE this SKELETON girl" (knee slap)😂😂😂
3:56
*SASUGA AINZ-SAMA!*
Thanos thirsty asf
Can we all agree that death belongs to the streets
Man I would've been so on board with Infinity War if they just adapted Thanos' personality from The Infinity Gauntlet
He's like hopeless lover Shakespeare incarnate and Death goes on to bang Deadpool anyway
Which can also happen now because of the Fox acquisition--
Nah
Nah comic thanos sucks. Simp-nos is just bad.
@@abloodcorpse3318 Exactly. That's a reason why Darkseid was always better than him in the comics.
@@abloodcorpse3318 nope hes great. Its a shame people just focus on one aspect of his character, guess hes too complex
@@abloodcorpse3318 comic thanos,him being a simp isnt even a big part of his history
death is basically like an onlyfans girl for thanos, basically a golddigger but instead of money, it was the genocide of universes
When you remember that mistress death was a male that the beyonder turned into death to replace the death he killed.
... so?
With a killstreak of trillions, it's Mr MVP; SIIIIIMP
The mad simp
I've been saying this for a while too. Mans is hard simping
Simpin' ain't easy!
Also he gets cucked by FUKIN UGLY DEADPOOL
Darkseid laughs at Thanos.
I mean you’re not wrong Drake
Thanos: the virgin simp
Deadpool: the mega chad
Comic Drake is giving me some "How do you do fellow kids?" vibes.
I mean just look at death
One of us, one of us, one of us!
Do it Do it
@@Commissar_Eiven Dew it
Comic Thanos is insane, he is not meant to be relatable, i prefer him to mcu
Great Vid drake ..Thanos is the god of simp nation lol
I was waiting for someone to make a video about Thanos’ simpitude. Thank you, good sir.
Imagine if darkseid were simp too and loved death of the endless
Well Darkseid did simp for Wonder Woman once
Thano:*wipes out half the universe*
Death:SIMP
While I love mcu thanos I actually prefer comic thanos's motivation. It's kinda like a Greek tragedy, a fool who could only find companionship in death and so he will forever cause destruction in futile attempts for her to return the love he feels for her.
I love how Thanos' type is literally chicks that have any relation to Death.
Thanos eventually fell in love with nothingness.
Finally, someone is speaking the truth
I really wish Thanos after stopping his brain from simping just went back to the banging his way across the Galaxy ways at least that's fun and instead of killing his actual children having them just around some on his side some on the heroes side and some that are just around not taking sides or flip flopping around.
There's so much more potential to this purple simp than being the Infinity simp.
His rebound with Hela could lead to some interesting stories if Marvel doesn't go back to simping Statusquo-chan
YOU AINT NEVER LIE
I’ll admit... I’m 45, lifelong comic reader, action figure collector and video game player... and I’ve never heard of the term “SIMP.” 🤷♂️
Yeah it’s not a big deal that you haven’t. You can’t call a made up comic book character a “simp” anyway because he’s not real. PLUS even if Thanos (who is basically a God) was real to call him a simp is laughable.
Cause you maybe one
Thanos is the embodiment of what a man would be willing to do to get a goth gf
In the name of Love: Paris started the war in the Iliad, Anakin turned to the dark side of the Force, that King built the Taj Mahal, if you have never had it you can doubt its power but just look at the motivations of the best literature or one of the Seven Wonders Of The World and then dispute its effect. Thanos, as-the ultimate Nihilist, has one of the best stories in comics history.
I love how Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite took advantage of this plot, made it so Death actually went after a competent partner for the task of murdering the universe (Jedah Dohma from Darkstalkers), AND STILL PLAYED THANOS LIKE A PUPPET TO DO HER BIDDING.
At least in this game, Thanos noticed her tricks and decided to get rid of her in the end
This is why I don't like Marvel Death, she is real B. For Christ sake, take a page from DC Death and be neutral.
DC Death > Marvel Death
Yo when old thanos is non-existed, due to young thanos electing to not go down that route, death just shrugs off his death. She a real B.
@@abloodcorpse3318 She also at that point dump him well over 15 times once even blocking him from dying.
Death can sell whole bunch of bath water bottles to Thanos
That's horrible, it's a self contained tragedy.
Thanos is a walking metaphor.
Not the newest Thanos. He defeats thane and lady death finally says she'll accept him now. He smacks her hand away and denys her.
I mean to be fair
Darkseid was simping for Wonder Woman back in the 70s
Don't be Thanos, kids, aim to be Darkseid. In life, Darkseid is...how you should be.
And this is why Darkseid is still the best, he would not take Death's crap for a minute.
the closest I have seen Thanos simping be used interestingly was him taking revenge on Jedah because Death again Thoted him into helping Ultron fuse with Sigma... & then then, it was MvC Infinite
MGTOW Thanos could make Death feel attention-starved.
Simpvengers: E-Girl Donations
Someone needs to make fanart of this.
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Thanos writes his name with planets.
Galactus: "Delicious. Finally, some good fucking food."
Thanos: simp
Darskeid:chad
I think it would have been possible to do his obsession with Mistress Death as a motivation well, just difficult, and they quite arguably did the smart thing by not even trying.
Thanos slew all of his children? Messed up. Then again Ego did the same in MCU
The idea and concept of Thanos and Mistress Death in the comics is extremely cool but the execution of it is really silly and watered down sometimes in my opinion. Like Thanos willingly being a non-stop rejected simp, puppet and slave of Mistress Death and then her cheating on him with Deadpool and even his own son Thane and Mistress Death betraying him, treating him badly, leaving him and then enslaving him again and again really makes Thanos look so silly, stupid, childish and watered down despite him also being a menacing supervillain/dark lord who is capable of destroying everything. The relationship between Thanos and Death is like a toxic femdom relationship and sometimes it gets so weird, gross and uncomfortable. I'm really glad that the Disney Marvel, Kevin Fiege, the Russos and the writers of those movies gave us the MCU Thanos who is a bit different from the Comic Thanos on some things including the motivation where the MCU Thanos is a dark savior type of character who wants to save/correct the universe in his own twisted and morbid image. The MCU Thanos is menacing but he also commands respect. I like the Comic Thanos, I definitely do not hate him but the MCU Thanos is definitely better.
Thanos, Is WHIPPED!!!!!!!!!!
You would think someone powerful enough that found out Lady Death’s actions would want to wreak havoc, and make her pay with her existence, causing beyond calculable levels of chaos.
You don't mess with Death, doing that gets you on the Living Tribunal's bad side
Death really a Grip Reaper. That grip got Thanos going wild
Not only everything Drake said. But his MCU plot makes no sense. He could have made infinite planets, food, blah, blah, blah to solve the same problem.
If a villain's plan is morally correct and logical to the extent that they are actually presented as a good guy, are they even a villain at that point?
@@EnclaveHater07 lol which is exactly why they didn't do it that way. Hollywood isn't big on sympathetic villains
Thanos: *Kills half the Universe*
Death: Ok
Deadpool: Hey, you wanna get married?
Death: *Intense Fangirling*
Damn, I saw this idea on Twitter a few weeks ago, now you talking about it just gives it more validity, Thanos is the ultimate simp