Stand Up Comedy Clip "Chinese Spy Balloon" by comedian Jim Breuer

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  • Опубліковано 1 лип 2024
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  • @JJ_5289
    @JJ_5289 Рік тому +3343

    "Their kids graduate with a masters degree at 8 Years old and our kids don't know whether they're boys or girls" died laughing at that line

  • @1BABartz1
    @1BABartz1 Рік тому +1828

    One of the few comedians with the balls to tell the truth.

    • @Sarah_Jean_
      @Sarah_Jean_ Рік тому +12

      Yeah! The balls of a 🐂! LOL 😆👍

    • @the1travisb
      @the1travisb Рік тому +30

      Lol, except that almost every point he riffed on was actually wrong entirely. This dude a MaGa comedienne now? What was funny in this?

    • @1BABartz1
      @1BABartz1 Рік тому

      @@the1travisb You melting, snowflake? My comment trigger you?

    • @nunyabizness5851
      @nunyabizness5851 Рік тому +69

      @@the1travisb squawk!

    • @johnmark6628
      @johnmark6628 Рік тому +43

      @@the1travisb
      cope

  • @adriennek6759
    @adriennek6759 Рік тому +29

    So glad to see there are still some Americans who have brains and common sense.

  • @whiskeytangofoxtrot4523
    @whiskeytangofoxtrot4523 Рік тому +546

    This IS old school comedy! When a comedian points out reality, pointing it out with the absurdity that it really is.

    • @bradcallahan3546
      @bradcallahan3546 Рік тому +5

      this is called being delusional.

    • @daskalman
      @daskalman Рік тому

      ​@@bradcallahan3546 I believe you need a college degree for that since it takes a considerable amount of time, money and effort to properly indoctrinate and delude an entire generation into believing that gender is malleable... So at the very least I'm guess a bachelor's degree maybe? 🤭

    • @sithlord7530
      @sithlord7530 Рік тому +15

      @@bradcallahan3546like you

    • @crungefactory
      @crungefactory 9 місяців тому +2

      Total old school comedy. Like jimmy dore. Excellent stuff

    • @barrykavanagh_
      @barrykavanagh_ 9 місяців тому +3

      @@bradcallahan3546 explain?

  • @HonkyKong88109
    @HonkyKong88109 Рік тому +543

    "Remember the liars are the enemy" that line earned a sub

    • @TheTubejunky
      @TheTubejunky Рік тому +13

      Certainly DID !

    • @derekseifert7
      @derekseifert7 Рік тому +9

      "the father of lies" has always been the enemy.

    • @HonkyKong88109
      @HonkyKong88109 Рік тому +5

      @@derekseifert7 but it sure is nice to hear from someone as famous and hilarious as Jim. I just wish he would do it in the goatboy voice🤣

    • @geradbarkley2000
      @geradbarkley2000 Рік тому +4

      Definitely true!

    • @BradMillsOK
      @BradMillsOK Рік тому +4

      Same here and remember him from when I was much younger. Nice to see i have some things in common with him.

  • @ncorp2668
    @ncorp2668 Рік тому +675

    Jim hitting ALL the points in one single bit. 😁

    • @TravisTennies
      @TravisTennies Рік тому +15

      Nice people are getting sick and tired of remaining silent to all the idiocracy. (idiocracy is a great movie, BTW)

    • @beerbratscheese1230
      @beerbratscheese1230 Рік тому +6

      I started out laughing so hard. Sadly, it quickly turned to "That'd be funnier if it weren't true."

    • @Mantikal
      @Mantikal Рік тому +5

      He left out the part of it being shot down with a AIM-9X Sidewinder missile - (Air Force) - $472,000 / (Navy) - $430,818
      You can take out a mortgage on one. Your tax dollars hard at work.

  • @denisemichelle878
    @denisemichelle878 Рік тому +46

    Jim, you are the best. Telling it like it is, regardless of possible political career blacklisting. You, and those like you are so important, don't stop!

  • @bomber767
    @bomber767 Рік тому +292

    His depiction of ice fishing in Canada is 100% spot on! Simulating the relentless winter wind in the lake…so perfect. He had to have gone himself.

  • @nicholasb8799
    @nicholasb8799 Рік тому +47

    Truth from a comedian....more valuable than any government official...

  • @ernhart3333
    @ernhart3333 7 місяців тому +7

    GOD BLESS THIS MAN FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH!!!

  • @Graguar
    @Graguar Рік тому +595

    I have always thought Mr. Breuer was a great comedian but it’s even better now that he shows his true colors and is doing a dang good job of waking up some of these people. God bless Jim Breuer!

    • @Sarah_Jean_
      @Sarah_Jean_ Рік тому +15

      😀👍💯 In these times... We all have to be true to ourselves

    • @maesy6730
      @maesy6730 Рік тому +13

      nothing funnier than the truth...

    • @wardaddy9910
      @wardaddy9910 Рік тому +6

      Have you heard his special ... "Somebody's Gotta Say it !"

    • @jerrywoods4066
      @jerrywoods4066 Рік тому +2

      Lol . He's not waking anyone up to the truth .

    • @joadydillard7137
      @joadydillard7137 Рік тому +1

      Absolutely 💯
      He can get them to acknowledge the obvious, and laugh about it ....
      When they would take our heads off and crap down our necks for saying it 😂💯💯🙌💥

  • @EthnosSynergyEnergy
    @EthnosSynergyEnergy Рік тому +203

    This guy is legend! And he does it without using any profanity!

    • @nickroberts-xf7oq
      @nickroberts-xf7oq Рік тому +5

      Well, he does use some. (Not in this clip.)
      But he doesn't get vulgar, I agree! 🎉

  • @slowmoxiong
    @slowmoxiong Рік тому +182

    I am a Chinese living in Shanghai. I have a lot of American friends in Shanghai who I met through basketball. Most are friendly and willing to try new things. And very open-minded. The Americans I meet have a great sense of humor. Maybe it's because there are people like jim in America. Maybe it's part of American culture. Adult life is never easy with or without money there are also a lot of worries. Because money can't fix a lot of things. It's great to be able to watch someone on stage talk and make the audience laugh and then forget about the pain and trouble in life for a while. Chinese medicine has a long history. Brain surgery was done about 2,000 years ago. There was once a legendary doctor who said that depression is the hardest thing to treat because people's desires are uncontrollable. It's great to see how happy the audience is and it's great. Also I would say that most Chinese don't hate anyone. We are also willing to make friends. There will be differences of opinion between governments. Different cultural backgrounds and religious beliefs will have different habits and different perspectives on problems. Different social systems also lead to different habits in daily life. But there isn't much difference in what we want in everyday life. So there is no need to hate each other because of government propaganda. We need each other more than most people think. I hope more Americans will visit China. Most Chinese are very friendly to foreigners. Except the Japanese because of World War II they killed too many Chinese and they learned most of their culture from China. But only a small number of Chinese understand that most ordinary Americans do not agree with some of the actions of the US government. Because most of the ideas of ordinary Americans cannot reach China. We can only see US TV constantly calling us the enemy. The truth is that most people on the planet are working too hard to make a living and don't have time to hate people on the other side of the world. Confucius once said: Do not impose on others what you do not want. Five thousand years of Chinese history has not started a single war. In addition to protecting neighboring countries because we know that when neighboring countries are invaded we are usually the ultimate target of those invading countries. No country's government is perfect. America is not perfect and neither is China. Americans can vote for different political parties but it's hard to change policies and many of society's biggest problems can't be solved in eight years. China is not likely to change political parties but it is easy to change policy. It's very flexible. As a result, China's rapid progress in the past three decades has satisfied most Chinese people with the achievements of the government. Hopefully the two most powerful countries will fight less and cooperate more on issues like the environment. The world would be a better place for the United States and China to work together. Hope to see that day. Finally, Americans with an open mind are welcome to visit China. Most Americans only know the Great Wall of China. There are many more beautiful places than the Great Wall. Many cities are actually cleaner than big American cities. Air purification is also improving year by year. Most cities are very safe. The vast majority of Chinese people don't eat all kinds of strange animals and practice kung fu like the US news. Most things are the same as they are in America but they are cooked in a different way. Welcome to China. Love from Shanghai

    • @yosinhu5952
      @yosinhu5952 Рік тому +10

      我也是这么想的,这年代和平太难了

    • @codylebleu951
      @codylebleu951 Рік тому +8

      What about Taiwan and the Uyghurs????

    • @timmyg1015
      @timmyg1015 Рік тому +33

      @@codylebleu951 news cockatoo detected

    • @giraffe4289
      @giraffe4289 Рік тому +10

      How many oil changes did it take for this bot to get this rant of his chest

    • @NaNi-vr8yp
      @NaNi-vr8yp Рік тому +7

      @@codylebleu951 Taiwan province is still okay nowadays.

  • @JuicersSuck
    @JuicersSuck 10 місяців тому +14

    One of his greatest skits ever.

  • @Pflap64
    @Pflap64 Рік тому +40

    Painfully true. This is why comedy is so important.

  • @michaeljlumpkinesquire
    @michaeljlumpkinesquire Рік тому +205

    I lost it at the cocktoo line “spy balloon…..january 6” 😂

    • @ar2851
      @ar2851 Рік тому +9

      So true

    • @kathyc8284
      @kathyc8284 Рік тому +5

      Me too 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm going to use it!!

    • @Sarah_Jean_
      @Sarah_Jean_ Рік тому

      🦜🦜..spy balloon 🎈.... J6 🦜🦜😆😂👍💯

    • @torycaswell4204
      @torycaswell4204 Рік тому +2

      Watch his special. “Someone had to say it.” That’s where that came from and had me in tears laughing

  • @fredh8065
    @fredh8065 Рік тому +756

    as a Chinese American, hearing an American comedian make fun of that whole balloon incident made my day so much better. lol.

    • @toonedin
      @toonedin Рік тому

      Just when you were afraid that your cover was blown and you might end up like Huawei boss's daughter getting arrested in Canada if you tried to make a run for it, the covert arm of the PLA assures you not to worry because they have a 'joker' on the job to vilify the military _and_ the government _on_ their own turf - ballsy - and that if you could just hang in there this whole incident would soon blow over and you could go back to business as usual stealing valuable copyright from the US to send back home to the "Middle Kingdom". After all without each and every little Chinese comrade discharging their duty diligently *how could this be the Century of ZhongGuo!*

    • @lucianbikani8977
      @lucianbikani8977 Рік тому +58

      This is funny as fuck just the cartoonery of the US government and military expecting people to believe a balloon is a threat à spending a million dollar missile to bring it down

    • @user-eh4jv6xw4l
      @user-eh4jv6xw4l Рік тому +42

      You got that right. I'm not even from China, I knew that whole thing was a bunch of bull. I was mad too, because I love China.

    • @DanielMazahreh
      @DanielMazahreh Рік тому

      This comedian laid out a lot of facts that anti-war leftists were supposed to believe in. Now, the so-called “left” are unconditionally pro-war under Biden while the right-wing are also pro-war under a Republican President. It’s time for us to reject both parties.

    • @CalvinJary
      @CalvinJary Рік тому

      The only truth is that Jim Brewer is so stupid he thinks the Chinese spy balloons didn't come from China 😅😅😅. Of course they did. Chinese spy satellites are a total primitive joke. And they also have no spy planes. China has 1970s to 1980s technology AT Best
      .
      I actually work in technology as a computer engineer doing machine learning. The research and development and technology coming out of China is such a joke it's like an American high school class did it. The only time they do good work is when they successful steal American technology.

  • @LeroyGreen420
    @LeroyGreen420 Рік тому +896

    Jim just took my level of respect for him to a higher level.

    • @airgunfun4248
      @airgunfun4248 Рік тому +51

      He also refused to play venues that required the disease gimmick shots.

    • @christopherlocke9616
      @christopherlocke9616 Рік тому +22

      Me too, after this video I was looking him up. That was some of the funniest stand up I’ve ever seen

    • @inspectorjavert5563
      @inspectorjavert5563 Рік тому +6

      he's not very funny

    • @theonlineanimal6009
      @theonlineanimal6009 Рік тому +29

      @@inspectorjavert5563 that's odd... I laughed my ass off. Because his jokes were true.

    • @smallfringeminority6499
      @smallfringeminority6499 Рік тому +8

      Should see his pandemic one priceless

  • @bellybutton6138
    @bellybutton6138 Рік тому +127

    I am not from the USA. But the spy balloon joke is spot on. That was exactly how we saw it .. at least among my peers from my part of the world. A lot of jokes arising from this 'saga'. LOL

  • @bubbajones7486
    @bubbajones7486 7 місяців тому +73

    Jim Breuer is saying everything we've been thinking.
    We laugh so hard because Jim is 100%.
    "Who watches MSM these days for news?"

  • @Drag0nFlea
    @Drag0nFlea Рік тому +128

    This is so next level 😂 Jim is like good wine that gets better with the years, the guy is powerhouse of laughter.

  • @isaakd881
    @isaakd881 Рік тому +901

    This isn't just comedy, it's a dose of reality

    • @1977Yakko
      @1977Yakko Рік тому +17

      The best comedy has truth to it.

    • @DJJDSKREWED
      @DJJDSKREWED Рік тому +9

      Not hard to make fun of it 😂 pretty funny on it own

    • @howardrash2446
      @howardrash2446 Рік тому

      What's the difference?

    • @javierduque7809
      @javierduque7809 Рік тому

      More like a dose of heroin dude is fucked up lol

    • @grant8917
      @grant8917 Рік тому +2

      Sometimes truth is funnier than fiction

  • @guofeng4202
    @guofeng4202 Рік тому +128

    Thanks! “The liars are the enemy!” Your jokes make the world a better place, and hopefully safer too!

    • @EverydayWithBobby
      @EverydayWithBobby 11 місяців тому +3

      Lol you paid money to type this 😩 I hope he’s making this world a smarter place for your sake lmao

    • @sickofhuman1984
      @sickofhuman1984 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@EverydayWithBobbydarf! Ahyuck

    • @kathleenking47
      @kathleenking47 7 місяців тому +1

      I remember when all news anchors were male, and read off of teletype
      Tik tik tik tik tik...
      It stopped around 1972

  • @arielguzman2875
    @arielguzman2875 Рік тому +13

    So much energy. Is like he’s expressing what we all can’t feel comfortable doing. 😂

  • @truejaneysue8269
    @truejaneysue8269 Рік тому +108

    Gotta laugh to prevent despair the "leaders" are shoving in our faces. Thank you, Mr. Breuer 😂‼️

  • @condorman8496
    @condorman8496 Рік тому +84

    My favorite red-pilled comedian! Met him at Mississippi moon bar in Dubuque like 14 years ago. Nice as shit. Had 10 dollars left. wanted both dvds for 10 bucks a pop. Gave me both and signed them both. Thanks brother. Hope to see you around southern Wisconsin soon! God Bless Jim Breuer!

    • @Sarah_Jean_
      @Sarah_Jean_ Рік тому +1

      Lucky you 😀👍... So jealous! 😆😘

    • @m.e.summer5541
      @m.e.summer5541 Рік тому +3

      I've met him a couple of times he's like my brother or something I've always felt we're related🤣🤣 except that I'm actually high as fuck all the time and he's NOT

    • @Sarah_Jean_
      @Sarah_Jean_ Рік тому +1

      @@m.e.summer5541 Again... 😆 Lucky you! 😆

  • @chankane
    @chankane Рік тому +1

    Love the BRUTAL honesty!!

  • @xieguoxue8099
    @xieguoxue8099 Рік тому +3

    his quote:the liars is our enemies even in our own backyard, I am really love that saying it's very true and philosophical.

  • @glennsnyder2378
    @glennsnyder2378 Рік тому +75

    YOU KNOW ITS HARD TO BELIEVE IT TAKES A GUY WHO ACTED LIKE A GOAT TO TELL THE TRUTH. I LOVE YOU MAN!

    • @SonnyGTA
      @SonnyGTA Рік тому

      Now we’re deaf!!!!

    • @gwarlow
      @gwarlow Рік тому

      What’s harder to believe is that many people still trust the straight man/woman in suits who “deliver” the news on mainstream media!

    • @insightbytes2136
      @insightbytes2136 Місяць тому

      Wow... Never taught that one together

  • @festushaggen2563
    @festushaggen2563 Рік тому +323

    Comedians used to have to make up material like this. Now they can just read the headlines because real life is insane enough. Great bit though. Loved it. 😄👍🏻

    • @theonlineanimal6009
      @theonlineanimal6009 Рік тому +11

      George carlin made jokes about the sad truth too.

    • @truejaneysue8269
      @truejaneysue8269 Рік тому +6

      ​@@theonlineanimal6009 As did Robin Williams👍

    • @dickdomain719
      @dickdomain719 Рік тому

      Anyone here ever dreamed we'd have a demented toddler in the WH? 50 years ago he would have been impeached right after his up the stairs fall, Country's failing quickly.

    • @notallowedtobehonest2539
      @notallowedtobehonest2539 Рік тому +6

      @@truejaneysue8269 rip robin williams.

    • @anthonygaydotcom
      @anthonygaydotcom Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @Darkvader401
    @Darkvader401 Рік тому +14

    Jim, you are freaking awesome, and so damn true. Thank you for your great performance!

  • @GreekSpy1
    @GreekSpy1 Рік тому +7

    Man I wish you the best, you are one of my favorite comedian!

  • @mauricioramirez9744
    @mauricioramirez9744 Рік тому +41

    Damn I haven't laughed this hard in a minute. Seriously...a BALLOON 😂

  • @danimal6070
    @danimal6070 Рік тому +28

    I can’t remember the last time I laughed listening to a comedian. Jim is hilarious and he actually tells the truth. We’ll done

  • @Mooriikas
    @Mooriikas Рік тому +6

    This is what comedy should be. Twisted convey of truth. Keep going Bruer

  • @opensauce
    @opensauce Рік тому +74

    This guy's a national treasure.

  • @hazelbite
    @hazelbite Рік тому +166

    Spitting truths, Jimbo. Praying for you and our country.

    • @mjja00
      @mjja00 Рік тому

      More like spewing bollocks?

    • @jimBobuu
      @jimBobuu Рік тому +2

      Thanks!
      (No. I'm a different Jimbo)

  • @pablo81778
    @pablo81778 Рік тому +2

    Fantastic. Gen X cynicism and sarcasm at it best. Belly laughing. He was hilarious on SNL as well back in the day.

  • @CBT5777
    @CBT5777 Рік тому +2

    The enemy is in our own country. You nailed it! The Bankers and corporate elite.

  • @carni4873
    @carni4873 Рік тому +284

    LOVE Jim Breuer!!! Tells it like it is lol.

    • @redacted428
      @redacted428 Рік тому +8

      Jim is based AF

    • @yveslaflute9228
      @yveslaflute9228 Рік тому +5

      What is the difference between a chinese spy balloon and a N Korean spy balloon? The flags on it!!!

    • @coolioso808
      @coolioso808 Рік тому +5

      Any good comedian criticizes power and absurdity in the system. That's why guys like George Carlin, Hicks, Bill Burr and lesser-known guys like Jimmy Dore and Lee Camp are well respected. They tell it like it is, help us laugh at it, then, hopefully we learn from it and try to do better, together.

    • @mindsigh4
      @mindsigh4 Рік тому

      Russia is headed by a dictator for life, as is China,
      and they know the U.S. is overextended paying for wars, (1990-, Iraq, 2002-2021, Afghanistan, then back to Iraq, Syria), not to mention ever present bases, troops & military supplies sent to "allies'' with common corporate interests... so the money gets printed up to pay for all the war merch, which devalues our currency = inflation,
      & meanwhile,
      our "presidents" are con artists & stooges that have to rehearse while in office for their circus performance every 4 yrs.
      obviously strings are being pulled from on higher than the show dorks for hire...

    • @uraniumcranium2613
      @uraniumcranium2613 Рік тому +1

      The dude thinks china is more advanced than the US lmao

  • @_alexsams
    @_alexsams Рік тому +307

    Man, Jim's stand up is on fire! Looking forward to the next specials.

    • @sendinit6413
      @sendinit6413 Рік тому +2

      J-bru was like a father figure to me growing up. He and Dave Chappelle lol

    • @ColonelStraker
      @ColonelStraker Рік тому +2

      He nailed it -3:37 MOCK project INGBIRD

  • @kaya8632
    @kaya8632 Рік тому +1

    Omg how awesome this guy is!!!

  • @kregskorner8851
    @kregskorner8851 2 місяці тому +2

    I must have watched this 20 times and still get a kick out of it! Love the part when he tells you the Government never lies, in the Goofy voice... Classic!

  • @ghabwy9733
    @ghabwy9733 Рік тому +367

    The way he presents the stereotypes as they have been programmed to us through these years is unmatched, imho. Appreciate you so much, Jim!

  • @rsstnnr76
    @rsstnnr76 Рік тому +88

    Good'ol comedy. I miss the days when comedians could tell it like it is. Good to see it slowly coming back.

    • @jacobjinglehymer8789
      @jacobjinglehymer8789 Рік тому

      You obviously don't watch jimmy kimmel and stephen colbert every night😅

    • @milespaw
      @milespaw Рік тому

      But he's not funny.

    • @-Saulgood-
      @-Saulgood- Рік тому

      HELL YEAH 🤘🏽

    • @jacobjinglehymer8789
      @jacobjinglehymer8789 Рік тому

      @Sub if you are against antifa and BLM I was being sarcastic. I find them repulsive.

  • @PamelaLeighRichards
    @PamelaLeighRichards Рік тому +35

    I so loooooooove this! Yes, one of the best comedians with the balls to tell the truth. Saturate the planet with this. 🏹

  • @7uplife67
    @7uplife67 Місяць тому +1

    Hilarious!! And truth at the same time! Jim is nothing short of unique and amazing!!

  • @iglooproductions
    @iglooproductions Рік тому +101

    I’m Canadian and yeah he nailed the impersonation of Canadians😂

  • @MrBibo24
    @MrBibo24 Рік тому +438

    The people not laughing are in shock this man is spitting so many facts.

    • @pnwadventurer9674
      @pnwadventurer9674 Рік тому +3

      Or they’re incredibly high 😂😂😂😂

    • @gypsywoman9140
      @gypsywoman9140 Рік тому +4

      You sure they didn't gravitate towards him *because* he spits facts? He was awesome Before, making the Hokey Pokey kick ass in the style of AC/DC...but he really earned a lot of respect (from those who got what's going on) during all the mandates. Jim's a real one.

    • @thecanadakid7622
      @thecanadakid7622 Рік тому

      he's not that funny, but more just entertaining, sort of like george carlin. Most comedy hits some and misses others as we all have a different sense of humour, seems to be killing the crowd that night though.

    • @kenhur9800
      @kenhur9800 Рік тому +3

      I had a good laugh even though he's wrong about everything.

    • @Adam-vs2in
      @Adam-vs2in Рік тому +4

      @@kenhur9800 bless your heart.

  • @shawn1420
    @shawn1420 Місяць тому +1

    Jim you ay FAR The best Story teller EVER !!!

  • @jennifer12366
    @jennifer12366 Рік тому +3

    Omg! Jim is too hilarious! The fish part in Ohio is too funny!

  • @kp2947
    @kp2947 Рік тому +61

    Jim is on point. This is every remaining free-thinking American’s thoughts expressed through comedy.
    Jim, you are a legend. Thank you for what you do.

  • @timtapscott8737
    @timtapscott8737 Рік тому +238

    We need a gofundme for this guy. His wife has cancer and he’s out there spilling the truth. Jim buddy we all love ya and are praying for the wife.

    • @JMcKey21
      @JMcKey21 10 місяців тому +11

      Hopefully his wife takes doctors' advice instead of following her husbands anti-scientific views.

    • @barrykavanagh_
      @barrykavanagh_ 9 місяців тому +27

      @@JMcKey21 "doctors" how many j a b s have you taken

    • @roddangerson2046
      @roddangerson2046 9 місяців тому

      @@JMcKey21cool of you to turn her cancer into a political argument over experimental vaccines

    • @mulchman2000
      @mulchman2000 9 місяців тому

      @@JMcKey21 Doctors told her it was terminal and gave her 4 years. She is still around and kicking almost a decade later.. You go be an ass somewhere else.

    • @JesusChristIsComeInTheFlesh
      @JesusChristIsComeInTheFlesh 7 місяців тому +8

      @@barrykavanagh_ Exactly. Brain spillage on aisle nine.

  • @TheMotorman116
    @TheMotorman116 10 місяців тому +4

    Jim, thank you for the truth and the laughs. You’re saying what those of us who don’t have our heads in the sand are thinking. God bless you and prayers for your wife.

  • @henrymccartyjr.6023
    @henrymccartyjr.6023 Рік тому +2

    He would do an incredible job with any animation movie voice over. He's just soooooo talented

  • @ShineVanguard168
    @ShineVanguard168 Рік тому +49

    Jim is so funny. I fell of my chair laughing with tears. 😂

  • @deadreckoning6288
    @deadreckoning6288 Рік тому +185

    Jim is frickin hilarious & calls out the bs while doing it. His covid skit was pure gold.

    • @wesprice3826
      @wesprice3826 7 місяців тому

      Give him a show after the night news. It would be great to have a real comedian on TV again. Been over 20 years since late tv has been worth a shit!

  • @baudgaud
    @baudgaud Рік тому +1

    I love Jim Breuer. Been a fan since I was 8 or 9 years old. I have to point out that this subject is even more ridiculous than he paints it. The Chinese Spy Balloon didn't come anywhere near Hawaii or California. The Chinese Spy Balloon passed over Japan, parts of Russia, crossed 3000 miles of ocean that's always alive with military patrols and civilian fishing and tour boats (never even mind monitored 24/7 by Air Traffic Control, populated with commercial and civilian flights, and more), entered North America through Alaska, traveled clear from Alaska over mainland Canada, and was finally "identified" as a spy balloon over Montana. There is no way this thing was not seen, and not just by hula-dancers but by the people whose job it is to keep this from happening.

  • @reacting_to_stuff_
    @reacting_to_stuff_ 2 місяці тому +2

    I love this guy

  • @chickenbeek
    @chickenbeek Рік тому +114

    One of the best 10 minutes of comedy i've ever seen in 50 years. ❤‍🔥

  • @303storm
    @303storm Рік тому +97

    You just got so much more respect from me!!! WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!

  • @haroldnelson3734
    @haroldnelson3734 2 дні тому

    "We're here to lie to your face." OMG! Hilarious!!

  • @annasrobloxchannel3816
    @annasrobloxchannel3816 Рік тому +2

    This was the funniest thing I’ve seen in my entire life!!! The last 3 minutes had me crying 😂

  • @GuitarPlaya72
    @GuitarPlaya72 Рік тому +23

    I’m from Kentucky and he’s spot on. “We blast that there spy balloon down y’all! Yee haw!!” 😂

    • @Norundithus
      @Norundithus Рік тому

      A gun can't propel a bullet high enough for a balloon like that. So, the lead eating stereotype of the backwood rednecks might be spot on.

  • @2phreshkru
    @2phreshkru Рік тому +69

    Jim is the best! So animated and hilarious! And a great guy off stage to his family!

  • @indianabroad4530
    @indianabroad4530 Рік тому +3

    Superb! A good standup comedian can make you laugh without using obscene language.

  • @robponton3181
    @robponton3181 Рік тому +2

    DAMN, I LOVE him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOoooooooooooo RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @dreamisolympia88
    @dreamisolympia88 Рік тому +154

    Jim's a great dude in real life too. Hung out with him a few times, and is a genuine guy. Seeing him perform is honestly one of those things that that make you realize some people have gifts. Belly laughing and crying, which for me takes alot. Super based too.

  • @KidFriendlyGaming
    @KidFriendlyGaming Рік тому +45

    Jim, you are truly one of the best remaining comedians on the Earth! We're happy you're here.

  • @darrellandsondraholden9457
    @darrellandsondraholden9457 Рік тому +200

    THANK YOU JIM BREUER FOR HELPING US TO LAUGH DURING SUCH CRAZY, EVIL TIMES.

    • @wesprice3826
      @wesprice3826 7 місяців тому

      60 years old. This is the first comedian in decades worth watching! Real life material like it used to be done! From Texas.

  • @patricktang3377
    @patricktang3377 Рік тому +1

    You're the KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jsmith198095
    @jsmith198095 6 місяців тому +1

    After a crap day this just had me rolling from start to end 🤣 😂😅 😂 this was some good stuff.

  • @jdd3786
    @jdd3786 Рік тому +160

    This was so hilarious that I had to watch it twice. It made me realize, what a strange week in America. First we shoot down a "Chinese spy balloon" then, 3 more unidentified balloons in various places. Lastly, we can't recover the debris, and the story gets swept under the rug as quickly as it started.😅

    • @Charles_Anthony
      @Charles_Anthony Рік тому

      That wasn't the only thing about that week that was ridiculous.... Ohio happened and the military literally claimed that they were shooting at UFOs to distract us from Ohio... sadly, it almost worked.

    • @Sarah_Jean_
      @Sarah_Jean_ Рік тому +12

      Not to mention we spent millions to shoot down a balloon 🎈 from a hoppy club .... A balloon that cost them $12.00 bucks? that's just $12 Lol! 🙃

    • @rionorman6775
      @rionorman6775 Рік тому +2

      China owned up to the balloon

    • @jdd3786
      @jdd3786 Рік тому +2

      @@rionorman6775 They did? I thought they tried to say it was a civilian weather balloon.

    • @marye.magneyrush2224
      @marye.magneyrush2224 Рік тому +5

      Under the rug along with Ohio's disaster. Brandon stands united against America. FJB!

  • @travisjazzbo3490
    @travisjazzbo3490 Рік тому +186

    Jim is so underrated that its a crime! Great family guy too!

    • @jumpinjojo
      @jumpinjojo Рік тому

      Who underrated him??
      Dumbest comment I’ve read on the internet today.

  • @quantumphaser
    @quantumphaser 26 днів тому +1

    I think I just found my new favorite comedian

  • @suelor5818
    @suelor5818 Рік тому +2

    I love it, he speaks a 100 percent truth, and actually makes a great impression of Americans

  • @TinyGoHomes
    @TinyGoHomes Рік тому +76

    I’m glad we can laugh because sometimes it helps us not go crazy. At the same time we need to be realistic and fight back against their craziness.

    • @debbiedogs1
      @debbiedogs1 Рік тому

      Our best strategy against the corrupt sociopathic money ADDICTS in power for decades is to know the EMBEZZLING SCAM they have been doing. It is a bitter pill to swallow to realize that both criminal gangs have been duping us for so long, but the more closely we watch, the more obvious it is that they merely PRETEND to fight each other.
      It really is crucial for us to know the EMBEZZLING SCAM the US greedy corrupt liars have done here and in all countries they take over. The overview/exposé below is just 6 paragraphs, and shows us what is behind the curtain of lies they dupe us with. Information is power, and knowing what the scammers hide from us will mean we can do good OFFENSE and be effective in fighting the corrupt liars, not just keep reacting as the sociopaths continue to escalate their tyranny and oppression, and take everything from us.
      Here is what the US criminals have done all over the world, since WW2:
      1. Take over a country by coup, assassination, lies about government being corrupt or by threat or invasion so they can...
      2. Implement their EMBEZZLING scam of "privatization", taking over government services & systems and national assets so the corrupt liars can handle fiat government money & BILL THE GOVERNMENT ANY AMOUNT for running such things; they provide themselves with massive exec salaries and insanely high profits, becoming oligarchs and billionaires.
      3. Lie to the public ENDLESSLY to keep us duped.
      4. Praise leaders who submit to US corruption & demonize leaders who RESIST or reverse it - like Putin, who reversed the US plundering done under US puppet Yeltsin, like Chavez and Maduro in Venezuela, like Gaddafi wanting things nationalized and government money going to THE PEOPLE, like Morales in Bolivia, like Assad who said NO to a US pipeline through Syria, and so on.
      We also need to know that the demonization of both Russia and China is part of the multipronged US sabotage of the BRICS coalition since 2006. The greedy sociopathic money ADDICTS hate that those two countries are doing fair deals with other countries and helping them escape US control, corruption, privatization and loansharking.
      Also, vax co's & digital ID systems to control & subjugate us are "privatized" (as are quarantine camps). The scheme was to get TRILLIONS from many govts FOREVER while arranging to squash us so we could never rise up to stop their corruption, tyranny and inhumanity. They tried many pandemics previously to enrich themselves with government money; this was the most coordinated one - and used the most coercion.
      More specifics re "privatization" embezzling: Yes, in general a government can issue ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY for anything that is physically possible; the corrupt know this and have used that knowledge to scam the public and embezzle government money. They take over government services, conning the public about "saving money" and being "more efficient", but those are lies. The costs actually become higher because the corrupt liars overbill the govt for everything, billing ANY AMOUNT, providing massive exec salaries and insanely high profits, as already mentioned. And they give us REDUCED services, because their sociopathic greed and money addiction means they take more for themselves and do not supply what they are supposed to supply for us.
      Basically, the US has built a global corruption cartel, taking over countries (and their media) to EMBEZZLE from their governments. The UK, Australia, Canada and New Zealand were coopted and corrupted in the 70s-80s; the massive embezzling that ensued by taking over the many dozens of government services, support systems, assets and resources they had is what gave rise to the billionaire class in the 80s!
      We need a successful INTERVENTION on the lunatic money addicts in power who lie, destroy and KILL for more "money fixes". They are totally UNFIT TO GOVERN and should face charges of dereliction of duty, violating the Constitution, embezzling federal money, crimes against humanity, violating the Nuremberg code, war crimes and more.

  • @aaronhill9018
    @aaronhill9018 Рік тому +250

    I live in Montana and still found this hilarious!! Jim is the best!! 😂

    • @RiemsAI
      @RiemsAI Рік тому +6

      I'm nowhere near montana and i think his presentation of the truth is both fact and hillarious!

    • @EverydayWithBobby
      @EverydayWithBobby 11 місяців тому

      The best what??? Lmfao

    • @EverydayWithBobby
      @EverydayWithBobby 11 місяців тому

      @@RiemsAIwho gives a fuck where you are 😂

  • @benderslife
    @benderslife Рік тому +5

    This guy is a riot holy hell I haven’t laughed this deep from the belly in a while

  • @heatherboll4464
    @heatherboll4464 2 місяці тому +2

    Watching again, still funny

  • @okcgrows9251
    @okcgrows9251 Рік тому +30

    God bless Jim Breuer what a national treasure

  • @georgehorman731
    @georgehorman731 Рік тому +17

    We need so much more of this kind of comedy 😂😂

  • @Eli-from-Boston.
    @Eli-from-Boston. Рік тому +1

    Awesome !! Jim Brewer one of the best ever !!! So underrated

  • @knowledge-jm5dn
    @knowledge-jm5dn Рік тому

    America needed this! Peace from NJ.

  • @Royal_dj_ent
    @Royal_dj_ent Рік тому +54

    This was perfect! We need way more people exposing the truth even if it’s via comedy

    • @nowHere6285
      @nowHere6285 Рік тому +1

      Especially with comedy. I think comedians should replace legacy media. They have the facts down.

    • @Royal_dj_ent
      @Royal_dj_ent Рік тому +2

      @@nowHere6285 how wild do you find the fact that serious news channels have become a sellout joke and stand up has become serious newss? Lol

    • @nowHere6285
      @nowHere6285 Рік тому

      @@Royal_dj_ent with comedy, especially brave people who dare tell the truth (on s€rew you tube no less!), the world gets turned right side up again for me.

    • @nowHere6285
      @nowHere6285 Рік тому

      @@Royal_dj_ent yep, it's wild! 😅

  • @adoman6355
    @adoman6355 Рік тому +130

    HILARIOUS!!!! It’s all sooo true!!!! Dying over, “Meanwhile in Ohio”!!! “They can’t be that stupid.” “We make balloons”!!!!! 😂🤣😂 Hysterical! Can’t stop watching!!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @TheTubejunky
      @TheTubejunky Рік тому +1

      IKR "WE DONT KNOW WHATS IN THE BALLOON./.......MEANWHILE IN OHIO!@!!!!!" That's WHEN

    • @jakeu844
      @jakeu844 Рік тому +3

      Wish I could give this video a thousand thumbs up I would.

  • @mcmash9571
    @mcmash9571 10 місяців тому +1

    Love this!

  • @stevemacdaddy9909
    @stevemacdaddy9909 Рік тому +4

    Plain truth disguised in great comedy. Jim rocks!

  • @troy6636
    @troy6636 Рік тому +48

    💡🙏😂 Another bit of comedic Genius from Jim ... He is becoming an American 🇺🇸 Hero ... The part when he said there kids have masters at age 8 years old ... And ours don’t know if there girls or boys and need constant HUGS had me dying 😂😂😂 Absolutely Brilliant 🙏

  • @capitalcanecorso1314
    @capitalcanecorso1314 Рік тому +24

    Brother that was the best act i ever seen... It was so true and so amazing...man you knocked it out of the park.. HOMERUN
    GOD BLESS 🙏🙏

  • @rebelhog
    @rebelhog 6 місяців тому +1

    I love that he makes me laugh, and he doesn't have to use course language to make it funny! Family friendly show! ❤❤

  • @mrigazio
    @mrigazio 11 місяців тому

    SO GREAT!! God bless Jim Breuer!!

  • @placebo5466
    @placebo5466 Рік тому +164

    Jim has definitely turned into that based crazy uncle and I'm here for every second of it.

  • @victorneely7964
    @victorneely7964 Рік тому +96

    Truth in comedy. I love it!
    The liars are our enemy and we keep voting for them.

  • @Greenjeeper999
    @Greenjeeper999 23 дні тому

    Half-Baked was momentous. So much talent. Love ya Jimbo.

  • @voodoodr
    @voodoodr Рік тому +1

    Wow! Love the ending there. Thank you,, Jim!!! Keep at it!!!

  • @slatrida24
    @slatrida24 Рік тому +85

    Hilarious! Wish I could watch the whole show. I watch with my 13 year old son and 14 year old daughter. You are our Favorite comedian. I've been A fan since SNL and Half Baked.

    • @caseyberry6959
      @caseyberry6959 Рік тому +5

      Be sure to watch his special somebody had to say it. It's on UA-cam if you haven't seen it

    • @savage22bolt32
      @savage22bolt32 Рік тому

      He was on snl?
      I never would have guessed that.

  • @Mrbignutzful
    @Mrbignutzful Рік тому +20

    Great to see Jim still dishing out the laughs!
    Classic guy, awesome comedian !

  • @sarahclark7974
    @sarahclark7974 3 місяці тому

    I'm in the UK, I've never seen Jim perform before, he's HILARIOUS ❤
    Jim please come to the UK 🙏

  • @gogetter4491
    @gogetter4491 Рік тому +3

    People in the front row definitely need another drink! This guy is hilarious!!! 😂