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  • @PapaMeat
    @PapaMeat  Рік тому +344

    NEW MERCH SALE HERE! meatcanyon.store

  • @DipseyDex
    @DipseyDex Рік тому +4835

    Taking on a cult wasn't enough. Papa meat is fighting vampires now!

    • @kevinmunn666
      @kevinmunn666 Рік тому +7

      WHAT IS THIS BLOODTHIRSTY from 2023!!

    • @joshuaarndt6947
      @joshuaarndt6947 Рік тому +48

      Papa Meat Belmont! 😂

    • @jinougaiv220
      @jinougaiv220 Рік тому +33

      Papa Meat: Vampire Hunter!!!!
      …I’d watch that.

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 Рік тому +4

      I'm an Irish Faoladh.
      Pappa Meat killing vampires.

    • @NerobianShow
      @NerobianShow Рік тому +15

      Dude became Van Helsing , he's already a Hunter 😁

  • @PlaidTrack
    @PlaidTrack Рік тому +3935

    It's funny that whenever you look into the kinds of people that live the longest, it's almost never these rich lonely guys that do blood transfusions and take 10 billion pills a day. Usually it's some Italian grandma that lives in a tight-knit community on some island near Sicily

    • @elocxv
      @elocxv Рік тому

      Exactly. These greedy assholes have no idea what life is about. As if the money wasn’t enough, now you want eternal life. Fuck them.

    • @poopymcmonke
      @poopymcmonke Рік тому +944

      Billionaire obsessed with immortality: *dies at the ripe old age of 45*
      Some old lady who smokes like a chimney and drinks dr. Pepper every day: *still alive and well at 106*

    • @sharpcheddar172
      @sharpcheddar172 Рік тому +296

      Yeah genetics play a ginormous role.

    • @august4476
      @august4476 Рік тому +74

      Have there been a lot of these billionaires who do blood transfusions and take 10 billion pills a day? He seems like the first one to be doing it seriously that I know of

    • @anthonyiacoviello3218
      @anthonyiacoviello3218 Рік тому +147

      Close relationships are a major predictor of mortality

  • @EgorPetrovKamarovski
    @EgorPetrovKamarovski 8 місяців тому +569

    "My morning routine is about 3-4 hours" brother in christ thats not a routine thats a part time job

    • @uniquechannelnames
      @uniquechannelnames 8 місяців тому +10

      Funny Stalin had a 3 hour morning routine no joke

    • @DSToNe19and83
      @DSToNe19and83 7 місяців тому +28

      @@uniquechannelnamesgotta prepare yourself in the morning after you wipe out thousands in a day..

    • @grizum4420
      @grizum4420 6 місяців тому +15

      Rich people be like “it’s easy, just spend 4 hours a day on your morning routine!” Also I haven’t worked a full day in 10 years

  • @JamesRockefeller45
    @JamesRockefeller45 Рік тому +1022

    He is definitely not the only rich person doing this stuff he is just the only one documenting it for everyone.

    • @Delicashilous
      @Delicashilous Рік тому +41

      The Things certain of the most richest persons do for being younger would make them to public Enemy number one, and that's an Understatement.

    • @Kometheus
      @Kometheus Рік тому +13

      ​@@DelicashilousYou say this based on nothing. You have 0 proof.

    • @Delicashilous
      @Delicashilous Рік тому +1

      The sheer Excuses People make out of fear & denial to keep themselfes in their limited Bubble & to feel save in the Majority, creates a Dangerous collective of controllable Puppets, and that's an understatement.
      I also find it funny how this Person says there is 0 proof, but is disproving 0.

    • @dylanpritchard4981
      @dylanpritchard4981 Рік тому +16

      I feel like people have a very fantastical thinking about “rich” people honestly. Not defending them, but some people act like they’re magical beings.

    • @AbrasiousProductions
      @AbrasiousProductions Рік тому +3

      this guy gets it..

  • @SideshowJO
    @SideshowJO Рік тому +1082

    There's a sci-fi book called House of the Scorpion where a billionaire clones himself to harvest the clones' organs, but until he starts the harvesting process, he raises the clones as his sons and keeps them in the dark about their fate. Pretty fucked, glad it's just a book.

    • @TwoBs
      @TwoBs Рік тому +72

      Thanks for the book recommendation.

    • @squaeman_2644
      @squaeman_2644 Рік тому

      Sounds like Epstein trying to clone himself...

    • @jessemartin2685
      @jessemartin2685 Рік тому +6

      Oh shit, that's intense.

    • @DisposableSupervillainHenchman
      @DisposableSupervillainHenchman Рік тому +26

      @@skwissgaar_skwigelf_kdz3251 Thankfully nobody has started harvesting organs from henchmen. Although there is the occasional Frankenstein monster created from leftover henchmen pieces. 🤔

    • @jonathanhammond5563
      @jonathanhammond5563 Рік тому +10

      Don’t go giving this guy ideas

  • @roflcopter_launchpad1116
    @roflcopter_launchpad1116 Рік тому +82

    Bro seriously treating his son like he's gonna someday use dark magic to possess his body. Like Orochimaru or Flemeth.

  • @justinshort3623
    @justinshort3623 Рік тому +858

    He is setting himself up to be unintentionally hilarious if he eats it in a car crash

    • @pinkminipuff
      @pinkminipuff Рік тому +55

      Horrible but, yeah.
      It would be ironic af.

    • @ehhh2547
      @ehhh2547 Рік тому +2

      ​@@pinkminipuffmeh

    • @jacknickolstine3355
      @jacknickolstine3355 Рік тому +1

      ​@ehhh2547 right lmao 🤣

    • @ehhh2547
      @ehhh2547 Рік тому

      @@jacknickolstine3355 hehehe

    • @William_Asston
      @William_Asston Рік тому +65

      if he's an organ donor, some random's gonna have some MINT $2 million kidneys

  • @Abedeuss
    @Abedeuss Рік тому +1092

    Imagine spending millions every year to look young, but you just look like a slightly beefy teenager who hasn't seen the sun in a decade.

    • @tokyosmitsubishi
      @tokyosmitsubishi Рік тому +31

      He's not doing it to 'look young', smh...

    • @supercelllover7695
      @supercelllover7695 Рік тому +11

      @@tokyosmitsubishiyeah, ofc

    • @tominieminen66
      @tominieminen66 Рік тому +27

      Sunlight is terrible for the skin, or at least it ages it which is the opposite of what he wants
      So it makes sense that he protects the biggest organ that a human has

    • @frozen9065
      @frozen9065 Рік тому +66

      @@tominieminen66sunlight is great for the skin, not to much tho. No sun and you die from vitamin deficiency or get heart problems. It’s inane peiple forget they need vitamins to live and they jus stay on the game all day and drink soda and eat pizza rolls but wonder why there heart beats out there chest when they move. You HAVE to get sun and HAVE to eat a balanced meal.

    • @Chaoitcme
      @Chaoitcme Рік тому

      @@frozen9065 Sun exposure does age a person's skin and will cause someone to get wrinkles and spots on their skin quicker.

  • @jaym2762
    @jaym2762 Рік тому +65

    I was crying laughing when you talked about his son looking 90 from all the blood transfusions 💀

  • @that1videocollector
    @that1videocollector Рік тому +421

    “Just look 46” easy for you to say, Hunter. You’re literally 58 and you look 29.

  • @kylejorgensen3879
    @kylejorgensen3879 Рік тому +288

    This is what happens when you can afford a PR team for your mid-life crisis.

    • @i.f.5566
      @i.f.5566 7 місяців тому

      😂

    • @mitch5944
      @mitch5944 4 місяці тому

      And have a bit of tism lol

  • @toffeejc
    @toffeejc 6 місяців тому +22

    The transfusion part reminds me of the guy who invented transfusions and died of one while trying to prove he was immune to tuberculosis.

  • @Hekstorm
    @Hekstorm Рік тому +144

    Papa Meat new hobbies:
    1) Taking on a cult by himself ✅
    2) Hunting Vampires 🔥

    • @halcyon3116
      @halcyon3116 Рік тому +2

      lol

    • @highschoolbyeschool3908
      @highschoolbyeschool3908 Рік тому +9

      You spent 25 bucks to comment what others are already saying...

    • @Millaaxton
      @Millaaxton Рік тому +1

      @@highschoolbyeschool3908dude can spend his money how he wants, just like the vampire guy.
      It also helps support papa meats channel.

    • @highschoolbyeschool3908
      @highschoolbyeschool3908 Рік тому

      Honestly you're right. I apologize for judging.

    • @DistrustHumanz
      @DistrustHumanz Рік тому +2

      He's the most baddass version of Van Helsing... the Peter Cushing version.

  • @misanthrophex
    @misanthrophex Рік тому +517

    He does look like what I would imagine an actual vampire to look like though. Also kinda has that vampire charisma.

    • @jonathanhammond5563
      @jonathanhammond5563 Рік тому +23

      I feel like if vampires just started now in real life, it definitely would. Like a blade movie, dude gets back into entrepreneurship just to run a blood bank. Starts to get superhuman powers that comes with de-aging and gets addicted to the point where something goes terribly wrong and he takes too much blood from somebody. Then he just doubles down and becomes full bloodthirsty super human, super villain.
      Dracula with a Whoop strap.

    • @thehoodieguy1341
      @thehoodieguy1341 Рік тому +6

      This is a good horror story for a villian or cult that has been doing this for years and has an effect on society

    • @AamuAurora
      @AamuAurora Рік тому +7

      Aura of typical parasite and an energetic vampire who sucks life of his employees, paying them less than appropriate while complaining everybody is lazy and doesn't care for development

    • @user-fw6xs5ko6g
      @user-fw6xs5ko6g 11 місяців тому +1

      Dude looks more like a lizard 😂

  • @russellbrown4702
    @russellbrown4702 11 місяців тому +21

    “The red one has a flame sword” explains my arguments as a child perfectly

  • @rofyle
    @rofyle Рік тому +259

    Rather than using his money to live life to the fullest, he instead occupies all his time trying to squeak out an extra ten years just to probably die at 50 from a plane accident.

    • @hipotalamus
      @hipotalamus 8 місяців тому +1

      Plane accidents are very rare compared to a car cashes, even if normalized to miles.

    • @static6184
      @static6184 3 місяці тому +1

      Ha. I believe the plane crash

    • @mitchellbailey4906
      @mitchellbailey4906 2 місяці тому +1

      I think it will be cancer

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 2 місяці тому

      Stress?

    • @MmmHuggles
      @MmmHuggles Місяць тому

      If it makes him happy, it's not wasted.

  • @Bund___Germs_Bund
    @Bund___Germs_Bund Рік тому +703

    Hunter is 40 but looks 28. And he did it without spending 2 million a year trying to make himself look younger. That's over 5400 dollars a day btw.

    • @jaxbedford1448
      @jaxbedford1448 Рік тому +128

      genuinely didn't believe he was 40 thought he was joking his skin is luminous bro 😂

    • @Bund___Germs_Bund
      @Bund___Germs_Bund Рік тому +29

      @@jaxbedford1448 lol yeah I was shocked too. I thought it was a joke.

    • @Gaby-fb7gh
      @Gaby-fb7gh Рік тому +34

      He is not 40

    • @Bund___Germs_Bund
      @Bund___Germs_Bund Рік тому +41

      @@Gaby-fb7gh he is 40. Born in 1982. He's about to turn 41.

    • @TheMeloettaful
      @TheMeloettaful Рік тому +8

      I honestly thought he was younger 😮! At least close to my age 😅.

  • @diegothedino7255
    @diegothedino7255 11 місяців тому +1343

    your eyes are beautiful papa......

    • @omnimonium
      @omnimonium 8 місяців тому +46

      agreed…..

    • @JoeRogansForehead
      @JoeRogansForehead 8 місяців тому +29

      Hazel

    • @0therun1t21
      @0therun1t21 8 місяців тому +42

      I was just staring at them and was about to say, but your comment is at the top. They're very unusual, I can't think of anyone else with this greenish light brown olive color. They're so pretty sometimes they're all I focus on and have to rewind the video to catch what he said.

    • @russfullerton-studer7468
      @russfullerton-studer7468 7 місяців тому +7

      His eyes are the first I've seen that are close to the tint of my green eyes. My eyes are an olive green and it's hard to find people with similar color. His color is more interesting though, my green is more saturated

    • @firemarshal2629
      @firemarshal2629 7 місяців тому +10

      Cringe

  • @decisive-dolphin
    @decisive-dolphin Рік тому +109

    Bro I don't care HOW many cult members insult Papa Meat's figure and face. This bro has beautiful eyes and it is literally undeniable.

    • @ultimatecultchaos
      @ultimatecultchaos Рік тому +9

      Well I have a cult and I don't insult this guy

    • @jasrajsandhu1658
      @jasrajsandhu1658 8 місяців тому +1

      Hahaha, it's always dudes who compliment him, as long as there is no women saying this, there's no reason to take it to face value

    • @HomoLegalMedic
      @HomoLegalMedic 7 місяців тому +3

      Because the majority of his audience is, and his content is made for, men. So women are less likely to say it since they don't watch him - doesn't make it not true.

    • @Spacespacespacewaste
      @Spacespacespacewaste 7 місяців тому +2

      ⁠@@HomoLegalMedic girl here 👁️👄👁️ we are here and we do watch and can confirm papa is one handsome mf

    • @HomoLegalMedic
      @HomoLegalMedic 7 місяців тому +2

      @@Spacespacespacewaste oh I agree, and I know women think he's handsome, but I was just correcting him saying that women don't - and I said women aren't likely going to be heard saying it since he mostly has a male audience, doesn't mean there aren't any women in the audience :)

  • @mycovore
    @mycovore Рік тому +374

    He's spending 15 hours a day living to live, and 8.5 hours a day sleeping to live, and saves 30 minutes a day for poopin and scrollin on his phone. A perfect life

    • @atomiq911
      @atomiq911 Рік тому +12

      A perfect life or a perfect lie?

    • @shrimp_on_internet
      @shrimp_on_internet Рік тому +9

      One could say that he works to earn the right to work to earn the right ro work to earn the right to live to etc...

    • @sacredbeast6880
      @sacredbeast6880 Рік тому +10

      This guy is just so afraid of death its laughable

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz Рік тому

      Dude still looks like a 50 year old women

    • @mssannysanderson9203
      @mssannysanderson9203 Рік тому

      Chris hemsworth is afraid of dementia cause he has some special gene.
      Yeah this guy isnt even living a life. Whats the point if you dont do anything or go anywhere?

  • @jojocaitlin8508
    @jojocaitlin8508 11 місяців тому +173

    The fact this man pays an entire team of doctors and no one has taught him that you have to eat when taking vitamins is crazy... They aren't gonna digest properly.

    • @Pleiosaur
      @Pleiosaur 9 місяців тому +17

      You can also pay doctors to lie to you.

    • @JoeRogansForehead
      @JoeRogansForehead 8 місяців тому +3

      You do?!! Since when your body digests it anyways?
      He eats right after he takes them dosnt he ?

    • @jojocaitlin8508
      @jojocaitlin8508 8 місяців тому +7

      @@JoeRogansForehead They still shouldn't be the first thing hitting your stomach when its empty. Chewing is what tells our stomach to prepare to digest something, taking a sip of water with your vitamins doesn't do the trick unfortunately.

    • @gumebe4349
      @gumebe4349 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@jojocaitlin8508 wait I thought drinking something afterwards was just supposed to help you wash it down

    • @jojocaitlin8508
      @jojocaitlin8508 8 місяців тому +4

      @@gumebe4349 it does, its just drinking something is not enough to start your stomach digesting even though they go down easier.

  • @kreeptar
    @kreeptar Рік тому +147

    Someone should give him a blueberry flavored vape, see how quick that vampire goes down

  • @noogleburg
    @noogleburg Рік тому +436

    Honestly, he doesn't seem like a bad dude. Super ambitious and a little reptilian. Little weird with the kid blood bag but also very transparent about all this shit.
    Edit: dude, that outro was metal as fuck.

    • @Shmandalf
      @Shmandalf Рік тому +41

      Yeah, a lot of people clowning on him in the comments but seems like he's just trying to eat and live as healthy as he can. Its taken to an extreme, sure, but its better than like a body builder that looks absolutely grotesque or something

    • @Zoominguy007
      @Zoominguy007 Рік тому +21

      Same. We all have ambitions, I don’t know why he gets so much hate for his. I feel like everyone subconsciously knows they should be treating their bodies better and he’s actually doing it! which makes the rest of us feel bad. No hate on papa meat tho this vid was hilarious

    • @Crillidan
      @Crillidan Рік тому +10

      i'd honestly much rather have more people attempt this, than _(yes his entire online persona is satire, but it's still sad to watch his health go so quickly)_ nikocado avocado or even liver king

    • @NBDYSPCL
      @NBDYSPCL Рік тому

      It's funny how people have conspiracies that the rich are all reptilians when they're _already fucking weird enough._
      Like at this point I feel like if the top percentile took off their skin-masks and revealed lizardmen we'd all be like "oh okay yeah everything now makes more sense"

    • @Notlordstark
      @Notlordstark Рік тому +8

      I mean, the dude divorced his wife when she got breast cancer cuz she was “holding him back”. Wouldn’t exactly call that a good person

  • @megtheant
    @megtheant 6 місяців тому +15

    I feel like if this vampire dude ate one slice of pizza his heart would explode

  • @Shmig123
    @Shmig123 Рік тому +463

    Can we all just appreciate the great thumbnails that Papa has been cooking up for us lately.

  • @OddSpartan1337
    @OddSpartan1337 Рік тому +225

    You guys should do a Bionicle tier list. I think that would be a lot of fun!

    • @Lurkzz
      @Lurkzz Рік тому +9

      Onua S-tier. The rest can stay down in F with their shoulder mounted heads!

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 10 місяців тому

      A video on the movies would be so fun

    • @memelydcatting3049
      @memelydcatting3049 10 місяців тому

      The long waited meat Bionicle movie hopefully soon

    • @DustinDollinsShinBone
      @DustinDollinsShinBone 25 днів тому

      It really took me back when he brought up Bionicles!

  • @enjoixander
    @enjoixander Рік тому +16

    “I measure my inner ear temperature every morning.” - A Very Unwell Man

  • @Gary-gq2le
    @Gary-gq2le Рік тому +52

    That random 'smoke cigarettes' during the iron explanation made me laugh harder than it should have 😂

  • @keix
    @keix Рік тому +184

    Unless hes genuinely having fun and smiling doing this routine, this doesnt sound like "living" until 120, sounds more like "surviving" until 120

    • @ViDeTool
      @ViDeTool Рік тому +12

      He said that this routine cured him of his depression. That's a pretty good deal

    • @chasel.9704
      @chasel.9704 Рік тому +14

      @@ViDeTool Nothing says “my depression is now cured” quite like siphoning your loved ones’ life fluids in an attempt to live maybe a decade more.

    • @matthewsilfer2010
      @matthewsilfer2010 Рік тому

      ​@@chasel.9704he stopped doing it after it showed not to have benefits, brain leans into the marketing aspect to build traffic but he only does things that have been shown with data to keep improving his body. But as always make your own opinions

    • @wallamazoo01
      @wallamazoo01 Рік тому +9

      In a way, burying your depression under a tight routine perpetually for 100% self-improving goals just makes no time for sad thoughts.

    • @William_Asston
      @William_Asston Рік тому +3

      @@chasel.9704 i mean... depressed people don't usually seem so keen on living longer.

  • @Dead_Space_Mayne
    @Dead_Space_Mayne 11 місяців тому +15

    "The Red one is the best, it has a flame sword!" 😂 I love how you went back to repeat this.

  • @Krystalmyth
    @Krystalmyth Рік тому +37

    0:54 Nick slowly panning his hand off screen is the funniest thing. 😂 Finally a name for the real talent on this channel!

    • @Lu-dm7rn
      @Lu-dm7rn Рік тому +1

      Not sure but I think that exact part was edited as well 😂

  • @hackerkyle7387
    @hackerkyle7387 Рік тому +95

    This guy is investing all his time and money into this, yet slipping on a bit of soap in the shower can cause all that effort to go into the trash.

    • @pstcKC
      @pstcKC Рік тому +4

      ​@@criscalvin2261especially since there isn't that many people who would want to be studied like this nevermind the whole diet

    • @H56Nooc
      @H56Nooc Рік тому +1

      ​@@criscalvin2261or not

    • @kylebanks13
      @kylebanks13 Рік тому +2

      ​@@zak-a-roo264that's because most people aren't racing motorcycles so obviously he's not going to be going to motorcycle deaths everyday. That's like saying that doing fentanyl is fine because a majority of the people he brings to the hospital aren't over-dosing.

    • @zak-a-roo264
      @zak-a-roo264 Рік тому +1

      @@kylebanks13You can use whatever metaphors you like,I wont debate it but I'll trust the EMT ,he knows his job and how accidents happen better than most anyone out there ,thank you.

    • @Travisoakes93
      @Travisoakes93 Рік тому

      I think you meant down the drain

  • @davide2711
    @davide2711 Рік тому +51

    He probably sold his soul and so wants to live as long as possible to avoid hell

    • @cigarettediet1185
      @cigarettediet1185 2 місяці тому

      mormon? its cult shit, so try as hard as you can, you eventually wont.
      find fucking Christ, like i did.

  • @everettbadgerow8041
    @everettbadgerow8041 Рік тому +49

    Fine. You convinced me. I'll start investing millions to reverse my age.

  • @jordanchen23
    @jordanchen23 Рік тому +98

    The wildest part is this guy doesn't have any social ties outside of his son and the people who run his house because he literally spends every waking minute rubbing mystery creams on his body and compulsively taking measurements.

    • @Masterr59
      @Masterr59 Рік тому +3

      I would be really interested to find out what his son feels about all of this.

    • @DarkSamael55
      @DarkSamael55 Рік тому +1

      @@Masterr59 Looks like he's supporting his dad as per one of his vids showing his son

    • @chromaticturtle8657
      @chromaticturtle8657 Рік тому

      Dude hes totally dicking his son ​@@Masterr59

  • @Varaldar
    @Varaldar 7 місяців тому +6

    My main issue with "not approved by the FDA" is that it means that no one has paid the money to get the FDA to run trials. If there's no monetary incentive, no one is going to pay the fda so no approval or denial

  • @asturianix9820
    @asturianix9820 Рік тому +310

    Please tell us your secret to look so young. You have surpassed the fucking tech vamp.

    • @MapleBaconDelight20
      @MapleBaconDelight20 Рік тому +47

      Fat don't crack

    • @asturianix9820
      @asturianix9820 Рік тому +6

      @@MapleBaconDelight20 whats weird is that fat is supposed to age skin. Im 25 and Im pissed cuz i looked way better at 21 (im in decent shape and I dont smoke btw) so im obsessed too with aging. Im constantly checking for serums and tips for tighting skin.

    • @sinephase
      @sinephase Рік тому +9

      fat smooths wrinkles

    • @ChaosBW
      @ChaosBW Рік тому +14

      ​@@asturianix9820fat DOES age skin, if you lose the fat.
      This is because the fat stretches the skin and losing weight would leave behind empty skin causing wrinkles
      If you stay fat, the fat will keep you looking plump and youthful

    • @TJKP601
      @TJKP601 Рік тому +4

      I’m guessing hot Cheetos and code red

  • @mertmunson1417
    @mertmunson1417 Рік тому +31

    1:00 ok, I don’t know why, but Nick slowly sliding his hand out of frame cracked my ass up!!! Hahahahahaha

  • @DannyGonzalezlefteyelash
    @DannyGonzalezlefteyelash Місяць тому +2

    22:30 I’M ACTUALLY CRYING WHAT IS THAT HAIRCUT

  • @Jesus_christ333
    @Jesus_christ333 Рік тому +32

    im glad you said it, because you hit it right on the head; the man has a fear of death and doesnt want to age.

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH Рік тому

      This is like another side of the Howard Hughes crazy coin... Stealing your children's life...

  • @wdimebg
    @wdimebg Рік тому +120

    Its gonna be a good day

    • @fisky8804
      @fisky8804 Рік тому +1

      No it’s not man don’t fool yourself

    • @heimbiggysmallz
      @heimbiggysmallz Рік тому +1

      Yes sir it is. Fixing to visit home for thxgiving, hbu?

    • @Marcel----
      @Marcel---- Рік тому +3

      "And I didn't even need to use my AK. I gotta say today was a good day.
      -ice cube

    • @wrongdonedoings
      @wrongdonedoings Рік тому

      real

    • @Kometheus
      @Kometheus Рік тому

      Any time pm uploads

  • @Captainsaucebuckle
    @Captainsaucebuckle Рік тому +6

    10:42 "In place of the sun, I'll use this device." Umm, you mean a fucking light?

    • @uniquechannelnames
      @uniquechannelnames 8 місяців тому +3

      Yeah, but there are "sun lights" that emit all the frequencies that the sun does, innstead of just a regular LED or incandescent bulb. I laughed at that part too though

  • @dwightmansburden7722
    @dwightmansburden7722 Рік тому +321

    I legit got chills when he decreed that he was going to put a boy in his wife. That’s one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever heard.

    • @pumpkinpatch5
      @pumpkinpatch5 Рік тому +59

      That’s like ‘you shall be bred.’ Creepy. 😅

    • @matthewsilfer2010
      @matthewsilfer2010 Рік тому +5

      You have a small imagination lol

    • @wallamazoo01
      @wallamazoo01 Рік тому +4

      I’ve put four kids into my wife, what’s weird? I think it’s weird that 20% of adults in the US today have kids under 18.

    • @pumpkinpatch5
      @pumpkinpatch5 Рік тому +24

      @@wallamazoo01 Well, it takes two elements to make a kid, so, not quite just you.

    • @Chawkes420
      @Chawkes420 Рік тому

      @@wallamazoo01its only going to get lower thanks to women being unreasonable with expectations yet fulfilling none of their own in what should have been a healthy relationship. Thanks Feminism! Thanks OnlyFans! Hope we all breed new humans with artificial wombs so we dont go extinct and prevent the only surviving offspring of humanity being tiktok fuckboy’s children who are leaving those women as single mothers to pick up the pieces because the women refuse to date anyone “uglier” or “shorter” than the cookie cutter tiktok fuckboy.

  • @ShenobiYT
    @ShenobiYT Рік тому +29

    Props to the editor, you really have a great editor.

  • @Adventurerer
    @Adventurerer 7 місяців тому +4

    using his son as a Horcrux is absolutely a resident evil plot

    • @crust5812
      @crust5812 7 місяців тому

      Voldemort did fear death...

  • @citrusbutter7718
    @citrusbutter7718 Рік тому +26

    He's giving me the uncanny valley because he has youthful skin. Like no spots, sun marks, dryness or crapes, no wrinkles and he still has the hydration of a young person, but because he is 46 he has facial muscle change and fat reduction that all young people have like around the temples of the head and around the mouth. So what we're left with is a boy with the body frame of a middle aged man o.0
    His next task should be to figure out how to regain fat back in those areas and maybe revert his young muscles if that's even possible. It's the same reason why older women tend to have veiny foreheads and smile lines and a more angular face compared to when they were in their 20s, the muscle position changes over time on the face and body and fat no longer appear in certain areas of the body, aka baby fat hence younger looking person.

  • @Molech996
    @Molech996 Рік тому +141

    It's always a great day when Papa Meat posts a 20+ minute video.

    • @squibbs5828
      @squibbs5828 Рік тому +4

      Absolutely!

    • @Horsed_Beef
      @Horsed_Beef Рік тому

      It's always a fucked day when someone posts the same comment in every video.

  • @ElmoTheFierce
    @ElmoTheFierce 5 місяців тому +2

    You and nick argueing about Bionicle really brings me back, keep it up!

  • @misteroddstuff
    @misteroddstuff Рік тому +100

    You know, our brain is one of the things that just naturally decays and one of the organs that doesn't really restore, so imagine having the body of a 20 something with the brain of an 80 year old, goddamn that's scary

    • @bleakautomaton4808
      @bleakautomaton4808 Рік тому +39

      He'll be the buffest guy in the nursing home

    • @MoonStruck-ug4ce
      @MoonStruck-ug4ce Рік тому +28

      ​@@bleakautomaton4808buffest guy in the psych ward...

    • @ravenh105
      @ravenh105 Рік тому +1

      Reminds me of Benjamin Button

    • @MrTuneslol
      @MrTuneslol Рік тому

      there is some recent research being done surrounding lionsmane mushrooms. They appear to have some effects alleviating the effects of aging, and surprisingly the evidence suggests that it is capable of somewhat even *reversing* those effects and promoting regeneration.
      Which, to anyone in the know regarding neurological health and wellness, this is fucking wild and a huge discovery.
      I highly suggest looking into it yourself instead of taking my word for it. A lot of super encouraging andpromising results coming out in recent years.
      Ketamine is also showing some promising results for encouraging neuroplasticity and regulation via modulated theta waves. Ketamine has been shown to encourage new neuron growth and optimization of existing systems. The increased neuroplasticity is a massive part of what's lost while aging. Many other psychedelics like psilocybin and LSD have been shown to encourage novel neuronal growth and activity, also promoting neuroplasticity.
      Lots of new and intriguing finds in recent years.

    • @apricot8301
      @apricot8301 Рік тому

      Considering you don't develop that much in adulthood, plenty of adults out there with less brains than a 20 year old lol

  • @mageyplss
    @mageyplss Рік тому +67

    Am i the only person who thinks that meatcanyon looks adorable? I hope Papa can reverse aging so he can stay at his beautiful best

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech Рік тому +3

      he is very adorable, but i would 10/10 enjoy seeing Old MeatCanyon too. i like watching people age lol

    • @fleabaguette9699
      @fleabaguette9699 Рік тому +5

      Papa is like the human version of a golden retriever with a dark sense of humor, he very adorable

    • @topcatchillinbytrash
      @topcatchillinbytrash Рік тому

      No you aren't.. I have to hide me watching Papa from my hottie boom body wife cuz girl's down bad for THE MAN

  • @smotherytable39
    @smotherytable39 Місяць тому +3

    11:37 i think i should go buy some newports

  • @coreystraub215
    @coreystraub215 Рік тому +26

    Okay so, this dude always reminds me of a Warhammer 40,000 character by the name of Belisarius Cawl, whose entire thing in the books he's in is that he is an insanely gifted geneticist who has lived longer than any other naturally born human being in existence, and the entire reason for this is because he makes compact clones of himself that he uses to replace his organs, particularly the kidneys and liver... up until the point he gets sick of performing surgery on himself and just fuckin' hooks them up to himself to work as an external means to rid his body of toxins.
    Long story short, the dude makes midget dialysis clones of himself that he ends up just fuckin' tossing in the trash once they can't take it anymore.

    • @TheConfusled
      @TheConfusled Рік тому +1

      Huh, I knew Cawl was a bio-Magos, and about that he did it through cloning, but not these extra tidbits of detail.

    • @lostinthe2strokesmoke
      @lostinthe2strokesmoke 10 місяців тому

      Godamn that is insane. I fucken love it. 40k lore is so sick.

  • @kittiekillah
    @kittiekillah Рік тому +10

    DUDE holy cow i saw this guys videos a while back i'm so glad you're talking about how crazy he sounds talking about de-aging himself using his "blue print" that *only* requires cutting edge medical testing equipment!

  • @abrock712
    @abrock712 19 днів тому +4

    It's crazy how a year later, he did end up having a boy

  • @Lauren-gs7bn
    @Lauren-gs7bn Рік тому +18

    I like how he goes through all this stuff but this guy is 40 and looks way younger than him

  • @GoatHam
    @GoatHam Рік тому +66

    4 hours a day, a quarter of his time awake, to prolong his life when he’s 110. And that’s if an accident or illness doesn’t take him first. Enjoy the time you have, people

    • @tominieminen66
      @tominieminen66 Рік тому +9

      If he does not work he spends less than half the time others spend going to work
      So he still has more time to enjoy his life than most people, since many people do not exactly like their jobs

    • @blaynegreiner9365
      @blaynegreiner9365 Рік тому +1

      He isn't just doing it for himself just to live longer. It is also for research to see what prolongs human life by slowing/reversing the aging process.
      He even posts all of his data and research on every facet of what he does and finds for free for anyone to access. If nothing else, the data is really interesting even if one doesn't want to live as he does.

    • @tominieminen66
      @tominieminen66 Рік тому

      @madhurgupta854 Maybe he does have a mental issue, I don't know enough about him to throw any assumptions
      Although even if I did know him better I would still try my best to avoid forming any assumptions and prejudices

    • @cigarettediet1185
      @cigarettediet1185 2 місяці тому

      dont play God, find HIM INSTEAD
      cause he makes up the rules, not you.

  • @ryanberry6853
    @ryanberry6853 5 місяців тому +4

    22:30 jumpscare

  • @CrypidLore
    @CrypidLore Рік тому +17

    I'm waiting for him to crack the code on de-aging, and then immediately getting attacked by a bear because God took it as an insult.

  • @tristonb1105
    @tristonb1105 Рік тому +11

    His family is gonna be pissed when he dies at like 70 and spent all their money on staying alive

  • @cjodyssey
    @cjodyssey Рік тому +4

    I learned about parabiosis 10 years ago, neat idea but I think identifying the factors in young blood that rejuvenate old creatures is the key. Epigenetics is very interesting as well with the biological clock or thumbprint of methylation patterns on our chromosomes corresponding to certain ages. Super interesting science with massive implications in medicine

  • @juanguzman1563
    @juanguzman1563 Рік тому +10

    The sarcasm and dark humor 😂I fn love it.
    Glad I found this channel. Just subscribed to it. Keep them coming
    Swifties leave PapaMeat alone 😂

  • @helenrichardson9248
    @helenrichardson9248 Рік тому +23

    Unironically papa meat looks younger than his age, then the guy that actually tries to look younger, doesn't.

  • @andrewmonster9985
    @andrewmonster9985 10 місяців тому +4

    Idk if anyone has seen the episode of adventure time where they find Jake’s dad and he harvests his kids to live forever, this just reminds me of him

  • @BeansOnToast420
    @BeansOnToast420 Рік тому +22

    I gotta say, Papa Meat looks angelic... for a 70-year-old man. Keep up the good work gramps.

  • @Simte
    @Simte Рік тому +176

    For all the actual villainous things most millionaires do this ain't bad at all.

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH Рік тому +18

      Conditioning your kid to take their blood. 😑 Hmm.

    • @mastercheif878
      @mastercheif878 Рік тому +14

      @@CleverGirlAAH That's what made me raise a brow to this. If he was just doing his whatever rejuvenation therapy, that's fine but why making your own son into a blood bank... the whole concept of "your kids living for you" is so fucked up.

    • @Simte
      @Simte Рік тому +7

      @@CleverGirlAAH It's sarcasm, because it's an actual villainous thing haha. I would never defend a millionaire no matter how much they try to hide behind philanthropism.

    • @zacharylangston7286
      @zacharylangston7286 Рік тому +1

      its real bad dude

    • @shocktnc
      @shocktnc Рік тому +4

      You realize you just categorized literally hundreds of millions of people you have never met or heard of as villainous simply for having more money than you. Please think about how wild and baseless that statement is and consider changing your life.

  • @joaquinlanderretche
    @joaquinlanderretche 2 місяці тому +2

    06:16 So Papa likes the Bionicle that can control fire...

    • @codytaylor7861
      @codytaylor7861 2 місяці тому +1

      Dude trashed Kopaka, I'm mad as hell.

  • @AjSchmitty
    @AjSchmitty Рік тому +62

    Papa Meat will live for eternity on UA-cam for all of mankind to enjoy ♾️

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 Рік тому +1

      oh god and he's like Mr. House, just living vicariously through computers?

    • @artimus4198
      @artimus4198 Рік тому

      Until the sun goes supernova and the data gets turned into plasma

  • @Pren4573
    @Pren4573 Рік тому +25

    A Papa Meat video is the perfect way to deal with a hangover

  • @GhengizKanye
    @GhengizKanye 4 місяці тому +2

    Hes gonna feel really weird one day laying in a hospital bed dying of nothing

  • @Joshpower57
    @Joshpower57 Рік тому +13

    I'll give bryan credit on one thing, i started researching the stuff he was taking because of the breakdowns he provided on his health. Ive been taking more vitamins now and i feel way better.

  • @Shaggy_Plays_Games
    @Shaggy_Plays_Games Рік тому +25

    “I wanna die hard” - Papa Meat 2023
    Words to live and die by.

    • @bo2_435
      @bo2_435 Рік тому

      Come to Ukraine

    • @skwissgaar_skwigelf_kdz3251
      @skwissgaar_skwigelf_kdz3251 Рік тому

      our tax dollars go so we dont have to. would you rather we stopped sending money and defense tech, and started sending blue haired cry babies who cant decide if they are boy or girl? cuz that can be arranged. we are already funding your war you want us to fight it to,? @@bo2_435

    • @SuperMegaWoofer3000
      @SuperMegaWoofer3000 Рік тому +1

      It’s a good day when he makes eggs.

  • @justinholtman
    @justinholtman 8 місяців тому +4

    6:01 hunter getting mad about bionicle is hilarious. He’s right tho

  • @jaredcollier654
    @jaredcollier654 Рік тому +20

    The editing is always on point with these videos, I love this channel meat father thank for the content

    • @AbrasiousProductions
      @AbrasiousProductions Рік тому

      the editing is actually one of the few things I take issue with meat's content, luckily his personality outshines his obnoxious modern sensibility pandering editing.

  • @reagyreags__
    @reagyreags__ Рік тому +10

    The mid episode argument about Bionicle was gold 😂 and amen, tahu is the coolest Bionicle

  • @brandoboi2879
    @brandoboi2879 6 місяців тому +1

    omg i unironically love everybody loves raymond, i grew up watching it everyday with my mom, so good

  • @isaacribeiro1317
    @isaacribeiro1317 Рік тому +8

    He’s gonna realize that he can’t control his death and death will take you when it wants to

  • @muzien87
    @muzien87 Рік тому +5

    my morning routine involves me waking up and waiting for the feeling of dying to subside enough so i can do simple things like go to the bathroom, turn on the computer, get a sodie pop

  • @PunkRaider
    @PunkRaider 9 місяців тому +3

    Papa Meat, vampire hunter be like Guillermo from What We Do in the Dark

  • @tylerlee56
    @tylerlee56 Рік тому +47

    Brian is really just a real day Batman. He claims he sleeps at night. But he really is just fighting crime.

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech Рік тому +4

      *physically assaulting the mentally ill and building a multimillion-dollar base beneath the insane asylum instead of buying the patients shoes
      (i'm sorry, my brother is playing arkham and we've been making a lot of Jokes LMFAO. batman is my favorite superhero but he's also Goofy ash)

    • @ibisiglesias6906
      @ibisiglesias6906 Рік тому

      😂👌💯

  • @imthemannn
    @imthemannn Рік тому +7

    17:29 alright now that you say it. it would be cool to see a toon of this guy having kids for the sole purpose to take their blood and plasma to stay young. kind of like a Rapunzel and Gothel situation

  • @SilverSerenity520
    @SilverSerenity520 6 місяців тому +3

    Dude dumped his girlfriend when she got cancer because he was worried it was going to detract from his health journey.
    Kid is either brainwashed or the blood donation is a condition of his trustfund.
    He might try to transplant his consciousness into his son's body.
    I wouldn't want to live forever either. Just to age like 1year for every 100-500 years that passes.

    • @nicknickson3650
      @nicknickson3650 6 місяців тому

      He talked about this on his channel. ua-cam.com/video/u5rokANviwo/v-deo.html
      I dunno but she sounds kind of psychotic to me. Basically they broke up, she wanted him to continue supporting her financially, he said no, she sued him for millions and lost.

  • @projectisaac
    @projectisaac Рік тому +7

    Bro, I am so glad you got into this channel! These vids are an absolute treat to experience, and they give me that late night humor and full bodied laughter late at night when I tend to reflect upon my life and drop into the rabbit hole.

  • @roman2164
    @roman2164 Рік тому +8

    Him taking his son's blood feels a lot like the relationship between Rapunzel and her kidnapper. Doesn't the son need the blood for himself? I imagine them going:-
    Father: "Son, let me leech off you. I need your blood son. I need it to stay young. Will you loan your youth to me so that I stay young while you grow old at a faster rate"
    Son: "Yes daddy! Take my youth away! Anything to spend time with you daddy. I love you daddy"
    Father: "That's my son. Such a sweet boy. Now, hurry up and put that needle in your arm"

  • @justingreen2432
    @justingreen2432 Рік тому +8

    I gotta say I loved the Bionicle talk. Real nice hit of nostalgia. Your doing our dark fathers work, thank your ass.

  • @jaydub5515
    @jaydub5515 Рік тому +7

    The Black Bionicle with the Wolverine claws was definitely the coolest, obviously... Black is cool nowadays. Plus, he was a Hunchback. All inclusive....
    ✌️😎👍

  • @LordPhoton-rl4ot
    @LordPhoton-rl4ot 17 днів тому +1

    I've worked emergency rooms for nearly 20 years. The problem with this idea is you're mainly fighting genetics. You can do everything perfectly and have an aneurysm, pancreatic cancer, heart disease, the list goes on. I've seen obese 95 year olds doing fine then a vegan long distance runner shows up with a massive MI. All you can do is do the best you can but you're still working with a flawed system. There is something called the longevity gene that's being researched but it's basically just playing the lottery.

  • @worthlesswaste3136
    @worthlesswaste3136 Рік тому +5

    Love the content as always appreciate you and hope you have a great holiday season

  • @5678Marcus
    @5678Marcus Рік тому +8

    19:50 WHAT 😭😭

  • @Juanmiramontes2
    @Juanmiramontes2 11 місяців тому +2

    15:11 Everlong - Foo Fighters

  • @GlaiveMistress
    @GlaiveMistress Рік тому +21

    Just realized meat has majestic golden eyes 🥺

    • @Doubtfulgrace101
      @Doubtfulgrace101 10 місяців тому +2

      Omg you're right. Thought they were burnt sienne but they hella gold. I remember there was a whole thread under one of his older videos about how easy it is to get lost in Papas eyes.

    • @toxxicpit
      @toxxicpit 7 місяців тому

      He has wolf powers?

  • @coconut-farmer2154
    @coconut-farmer2154 Рік тому +9

    I wonder what effects it would have on the brain, if someone actually manages to live for like 150-200 years or longer. I can't imagine, that the brain can handle being "immortal."

  • @ChannelTwinGaming
    @ChannelTwinGaming Рік тому

    19:50 caught me off guard. I jumped, cringed and, died on the inside a little.

  • @321findus
    @321findus Рік тому +69

    IIRC, Bryan only tried blood transfusion once as part of an experiment and found out that it didn't do anything so he never tried it again. His son also gave his blood willingly. They seem to have a great and healthy father-son relationship. Also, Bryan isn't saying that people should do everything he does, he's just throwing everything to the wall and seeing what sticks. He's also constantly changing his diet and exercise routine so nothing is set in stone. You can do half of everything that he does and get most of the health benefits without having to be rich or spend hours a day following a boring routine.
    I'm a bit of a fan of Bryan and he inspired me to start walking more, being more aware of how the food I eat affects my body and developing a simple bedtime routine that makes it a lot easier to fall asleep and wake up feeling energized and refreshed. I don't want to live forever, but I want to be able to enjoy life and gain a wealth of experience, knowledge and memories. I also want to be able to play with my grandkids without being held back by my body. My age-slowing journey has also massively improved my mental health. I suggest everyone at least try living healthy before knocking it.

    • @youtubeistrash2347
      @youtubeistrash2347 Рік тому +11

      Nope tldr nerd

    • @gomi_cat
      @gomi_cat Рік тому +13

      see I like your take... like... this dude is just an enthusiast and knows he is going to extremes, and like you mention doing half or even a 1/4 of what he does would probably benefit everyone

    • @sdgc8667
      @sdgc8667 Рік тому +7

      He probably pays people to say nice things about him online too

    • @aregulargenericname8794
      @aregulargenericname8794 Рік тому

      ​@@sdgc8667that sounds like a you thing, tbh

    • @ManngeTout
      @ManngeTout 11 місяців тому +1

      It is a privilidge to age.. why would you want to reverse that?

  • @JordyToons
    @JordyToons Рік тому +16

    I feel so triggered watching this because the white Bionicle is obviously the coolest one.

  • @SouthernSpectre6s7s
    @SouthernSpectre6s7s 5 місяців тому +1

    There’s absolutely no shot his body is absorbing even HALF of all those supplements on a daily basis

  • @Ponytown00
    @Ponytown00 Рік тому +29

    Dude, I almost died when you said he's a 46 year old man, who looks like an in shape 46 year old man. Yo, also I don't believe that you're 40. In all seriousness, I thought you were about 30.

    • @Ponytown00
      @Ponytown00 Рік тому +1

      You've never heard the terms "clinician" or "circadian rhythm"? Haha you must actually be like 26.

    • @Enlightened_Ape78
      @Enlightened_Ape78 Рік тому +13

      He's turning 30 in December, the 40 thing is a running gag.

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 Рік тому +5

      @@Enlightened_Ape78So many people on this channel actually think he’s 40 and it’s hilarious every time

    • @artemeir
      @artemeir 9 місяців тому

      @@CrystalRose1111I mean can you blame them. You can’t get a straight answer here and if you look it up he’s either between 29-58 years old lmao.

  • @rjharrold2907
    @rjharrold2907 Рік тому +9

    "aging slower than the average 10 year old" is kinda wild because I assume that is pretty similar to average aging for the entire population of humans

    • @johndeaux8815
      @johndeaux8815 Рік тому +1

      My grandma said I grew up so quickly at that age. In a few years he's going to be 11'4" 450lb lean 😂

    • @rjharrold2907
      @rjharrold2907 Рік тому

      @@johndeaux8815 Well growth plates are a different thing but if you do stuff like that to that degree especially you can maximize the potential of a person when they are young. You can produce some freaks

  • @redpanda9367
    @redpanda9367 7 місяців тому +3

    Dude probably sold his soul to get his fortune and is trying to rig the game so he never has to pay up when he sheds his mortal coil.

    • @JayFallout3
      @JayFallout3 6 місяців тому +1

      It reminds me of Bob Dylan guy is so old he doesn't care and just admits he sold himself. Im pretty convinced its true. Dylan could never sing yet he is a folk rock star. His voice sounds like straight ass yet I like his songs. It makes no sense at all.

  • @TheCampbellian
    @TheCampbellian Рік тому +16

    I think someone else pointed this out, but its refreshing seeing an ultra rich eccentric person spend their wealth on self improvement instead of indulgence like cars, mansions and crazy parties.

    • @JayFallout3
      @JayFallout3 6 місяців тому

      You call that self improvement. The guy just seems to be terrified of dying.