...but sometimes folks, just sometimes, I awake from my ice cream induced sleep coma, pull out a broken Speak and Spell, fire up a discarded Wang laptop, and drunkenly ramble through a cheap hooch fever dream to create for you the goblin's slurry of words that is this comment!
@@artbargra not this time tho. Those were Indic words (it's pun-jaa-bee, not poon-jobby) and he rather mangled them, so the subtitles were not accurate.
There's an impoverished island, not sure which one, that their main source of income is catching lobsters for Red Lobster. It's been keeping them afloat. Pretty sad to think of all the loss! Even has a vegetarian, I'd much rather people ate their than Chili's or Cheddars.
LOVE THIS SHOW, HERO STEPHEN, THE FABULOUS BAND!! OMG!!!, GREAT GUESTS, EXCELLENT WRITERS, THANK YOU FROM MY HEART. But I have to add this little somethin' somethin' : FYI, that's the wrong way to peel a banana. Any monkey would tell you, you should eat the banana beginning with the sugary end first, not the woodier (no pun intended) end nearest the stem. Just try it! You will love it, almost as much as I LOVE THIS LATE SHOW!
I'm with Stephen regarding the overhead bins on airplanes. I don't fly very often, but when I do, in fact every flight I have been on for the last eight years, have been completely full. Every single flight starts with the cabin crew advising passengers to pack the bins tightly so that everyone's carry on has room to fit. Weirdly, they also announce at the end of each flight to be careful opening the overhead bin doors because the contents may have shifted during the flight. Seriously? How the hell can anything packed so densely "shift?" That's like saying the contents of a sardine can may shift. Not likely! Also, the look on that basketball players face was fantastic. Unfortunately, that look said to me, "I know that voice," which is why he dropped his head down on the table in front of him.
I can’t stop thinking about the “dun-dun” for the law and order joke @2:53 I think sound FX person missed their cue, so Stephen improvised, then the band riffed off Steve with perfect comedic timing. Well done, horn player person.
The l-4 corridor and The Villages in Florida are ground zero for STIs in the state. Obviously it’s not the college students that are spreading/sharing the diseases
Yet "Must go faster." from that same Dr. Malcolm would be such a poor slogan for such clunky looking shoes. Besides, who would want to associate waffles with, eventually, the smell of sweaty feet?
It’s too soon… too reminiscent of those hideous gold trump prototypes which will be nothing like the actual shoes that any chump who ordered them will receive (all sales final, no refunds).
2:10 "Jeopardy for dumb people" I saw an old episode (70s-early 80s) of Jeopardy on Netflix a while back, and was surprised to see how easy the questions were for then compared to today
This brings to mind 'A couple found sleeping in an overhead bin' anecdote from the book 'Coffee, Tea, Or Me'. We haven't had room for two up there since the late 60s.
Thanks Stephen! You tell me about Wendy's free nuggets AFTER i get home! I'll definitely be there with all 330 million Americans every coming Wednesday!
@@trentgay3437 People are not going to Red Lobster because a vulture capitalist bought it? No . . . it's because you can get seafood, and more, at so many other places.
I watch Jeopardy religiously every day at 6:40 Queensland time. They are re-runs from when Alex Trebek was still alive, but we colonials will take what we can get !
I knew Steph was gonna eat that banana at the end. He can’t resist a treat. Plus, the potassium will replenish his body after that, umm, grueling segment.
3:39,... LOL, .. My generation of over 55 are just doing what we've always done, ... NOT think about it and just dive in head fist at EVERY opportunity... lol 🤣
*sigh* The oldest SAFE pregnancy on record was to a 67 year old woman. It's possible to get pregnant way later in life than people realize; the later it happens it just means there's a WAY higher chance of the fetus and the woman not surviving, that's all. But it's still totally possible, if you're having unprotected sex. I mean, it's possible to get pregnant WITHOUT having penetrative sex, for crying out loud; 'old age' isn't the 'contraceptive' people think it is.
@@paperbagbrown1326 what does that mean? I may not agree with your answer, I don't know, but am sincerely interested in your opinion, well your reasoning or logic behind it is probably more important. Im pretty open minded to having my own opinions changed when presented with good reason or a logical argument.
there were these sneakers called "ice creams" I believe back in the day that was basically those sneakers without a brand attached. They were colorful and cute. my Brother had quite a few pairs.
Y'all forgot to mention that Red Lobster lost millions with the Endless Shrimp promotion! Apparently it's no longer endless when the restaurant shuts down, hee hee
Who writes his pre "Meanwhile" intros? They're brilliant examples of overwrought writing, just the kind of thing English majors with a sense of humor love.
Yay. A spinoff of my favorite show, devoted solely to the categories that have no real significance, I can`t stand, I don`t understand or care to learn about... Pop Culture. The only category I don`t know the answer(question) to even after they reveal the answer. I`ll never forget the answer "Megan The Stallion", Only answer on Jeopardy that made me ask more questions lol
love the guys reaction where he's scanning the entire room to find where it's from
"I know Luka, I know"
Pretty embarrassing for some bored reporter that fired up a video on their phone, before checking the volume 😂
...but sometimes folks, just sometimes, I awake from my ice cream induced sleep coma, pull out a broken Speak and Spell, fire up a discarded Wang laptop, and drunkenly ramble through a cheap hooch fever dream to create for you the goblin's slurry of words that is this comment!
You, sir, are HIRED for the Late Night writing team. Congratulations! 😊👍
*brava/o!*
...meanwhile... 🤨
Aaaaaargh??!! Why is the Speak and Spell record broken???!!! 😳😳😳😳😳 (sorry, I completely lost focus for a minute there 😳😂🎶
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍
Every single time Meanwhile is introduced, I'm on the edge of my seat.
Love Louis Cato’s jacket. I’m a quilter and the blocks remind me of patchwork. Great fashion choice!!
Luca’s reaction to the noises was great
He really nailed that "Oh God, that's gonna be all over the internet" look.
Really loved Lukas reaction, searching for the source of the sounds with his eyes, like a curious teenager
The Villages in Florida probably contributed a major portion of that statistic.
Yeah, they have had that problem for years now.
There's some island around there that the only thing really keeping it afloat for income was Red Lobster. Pretty sad!
That's what I thought😅
Yes villages to be avoided at all costs if not get a hat and maybe a T flag
If can't avoid go under cover as a trumpee
"I'd rather help you set up a wireless printer." Best (and least appreciated) in the whole bit.
5:12 "Is he HERE??" KILLED me, love your humor lmao
Old people diggin that groove and getten "ovations" for years now.
Non native speaker here and the meanwhile opening is my Endboss.
Same here. UA-cam's subtitles may not be the best, but damn are they a lifesaver!
Hell, I'm a native English speaker and I almost need a translator!
@@artbargra not this time tho. Those were Indic words (it's pun-jaa-bee, not poon-jobby) and he rather mangled them, so the subtitles were not accurate.
2:52: You missed an opportunity: "Chili's CLAW and Order"
2:02 I feel like there was a missed opportunity to replace the “dun dun” sound with the daily double sound here.
NO! The Cheddar Biscuits! Will someone think of the biscuits?
OMG you just unlocked my childhood memories
Buy a box!
I'll adopt them from the shuttered locations.
They have them ready made, in the freezer now, so you can eat them in peace 😂
There's an impoverished island, not sure which one, that their main source of income is catching lobsters for Red Lobster. It's been keeping them afloat. Pretty sad to think of all the loss! Even has a vegetarian, I'd much rather people ate their than Chili's or Cheddars.
Lucky us ... Russian Eggo Sneakers made of .... potato
I accept potato.😂
Is potato!
LOVE THIS SHOW, HERO STEPHEN, THE FABULOUS BAND!! OMG!!!, GREAT GUESTS, EXCELLENT WRITERS, THANK YOU FROM MY HEART.
But I have to add this little somethin' somethin' : FYI, that's the wrong way to peel a banana. Any monkey would tell you, you should eat the banana beginning with the sugary end first, not the woodier (no pun intended) end nearest the stem.
Just try it! You will love it, almost as much as I LOVE THIS LATE SHOW!
I'm with Stephen regarding the overhead bins on airplanes. I don't fly very often, but when I do, in fact every flight I have been on for the last eight years, have been completely full. Every single flight starts with the cabin crew advising passengers to pack the bins tightly so that everyone's carry on has room to fit. Weirdly, they also announce at the end of each flight to be careful opening the overhead bin doors because the contents may have shifted during the flight. Seriously? How the hell can anything packed so densely "shift?" That's like saying the contents of a sardine can may shift. Not likely!
Also, the look on that basketball players face was fantastic. Unfortunately, that look said to me, "I know that voice," which is why he dropped his head down on the table in front of him.
I can’t stop thinking about the “dun-dun” for the law and order joke @2:53 I think sound FX person missed their cue, so Stephen improvised, then the band riffed off Steve with perfect comedic timing. Well done, horn player person.
That opening bit is like a skateboard trick, respect!
I love seeing the fully stocked & untouched Kelloggs items in the supermarket lol
When you're that old, you've given up or live like there's no tomorrow like Harold's Maude.
Stephen should have used a very beaten banana for "the talk" 😂😂
There's only one occasion to use an overripe banana in a joke, and they missed it!
hahahaha
"nop...cant do it,....rather help you with a fkn printer!"
That was great!
Someone was really excited about that basketball win.
The l-4 corridor and The Villages in Florida are ground zero for STIs in the state. Obviously it’s not the college students that are spreading/sharing the diseases
The player’s face 😂😂😂😂😂
Cases among those 55 +....
Stephen - "Old folks"....
Didn't he just turn 60!
😂
His writers 4got 😂
At that age? LET THEM FREE LIKE BEASTS ON THE PLAINS!!!❤😂
Why is this the first time I’m hearing about this Wendy’s chicken nugget promotion? 😂😂😂
IKR...and I hear it @ The end of Wednesday... still got till December 31...Woo Whoo ❤
Eggo..."Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they SHOULD"
-Dr. Ian Malcolm
Yet "Must go faster." from that same Dr. Malcolm would be such a poor slogan for such clunky looking shoes.
Besides, who would want to associate waffles with, eventually, the smell of sweaty feet?
CHAOS!
It’s too soon… too reminiscent of those hideous gold trump prototypes which will be nothing like the actual shoes that any chump who ordered them will receive (all sales final, no refunds).
About the elderly STI statistic : Never. Eat. Meat when you have no idea where it's been.
Luca had to hide that mile-wide grin somehow...
lol…Parks and Rec in real life. They had to do a PSA for the old folks having the sexy times unsafely.
Just reading this, I can hear some old geezer saying “why take a shower with a raincoat on“.
Did one poor intern have to run down to the bodega and buy a condom and a banana? Or did they make two trips to avoid the awkwardness?
Someone in the studio def keeps a condom in their wallet "just in case" lmao
Chili’s Victim Unit reporting for duty….along with Gary. ;)
4:55 ... that and bags of duty free booze and and crap just purchased before boarding!
2:10 "Jeopardy for dumb people" I saw an old episode (70s-early 80s) of Jeopardy on Netflix a while back, and was surprised to see how easy the questions were for then compared to today
Leggo your Eggos? I wouldn't be seen dead in 'em.
_with purchase._ Free nuggets with purchase. And using the app. But thanks for the Wendy's ad, Stephen.
Are you me
Bset "Meanwhile..." ever! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If they do a pop culture spinoff of Jeapordy does that mean they will finally take out all the garbage pop culture answers off the main show? 🤔
There's room in Southwest Airline's overhead bins because they are the only airline still allowing you to check bags for free, SWA For-EVA!!!!
I love the introductions for this segment
One of his teammates definitely made those noises to mess with him.
This brings to mind 'A couple found sleeping in an overhead bin' anecdote from the book 'Coffee, Tea, Or Me'. We haven't had room for two up there since the late 60s.
You forgot Applebees down at the hotel...
And how about Denny's and Shari's? Such a lovely couple ...... 😁👍
Sooooo thankful for a show without orange is the new orange being in the lineup!
You crack me up almost every evening…MEANWHILE… I trudge trough the eternal now…. Thank you 😂😂❤
Before watching a meanwhile video, read comments and try to guess the headlines. Its so fun 😂
Thanks Stephen! You tell me about Wendy's free nuggets AFTER i get home!
I'll definitely be there with all 330 million Americans every coming Wednesday!
Eggo sneakers: taking NIKE full circle!
Still not as ugly as the ones Mr. Poopy Pants Pee Pee Tape is hawking.
Chili's Law and Order is my favorite place to dine and get away with it!😮😮😮
2:58 There's the sound I expected to hear at 2:05.
4:35 That's what Spirit Airlines calls "first class".
5:22 "I'll have what she's having."
Yay! Another leathercraft/shoemaker Meanwhile :)
.... That also is entertaining on CC, but it kept up mostly this time 😁
Old people be like YOLOMYMT
You Only Live One More Year Maybe Two😂
5:25 Their Energy was GREAT 😊 👍👍🎵
Red Lobster goes out of business on claims of giving away too much free food, so Wendy's says, "Let's give away free food!"
"Somebody's gotta do it!"
Red lobster was bought by a vulture capitalist company and gutted that's why it's having trouble with the same promotion they had for 40 years.
@@trentgay3437 People are not going to Red Lobster because a vulture capitalist bought it? No . . . it's because you can get seafood, and more, at so many other places.
They're only closing some places. They aren't going out of business.
Dudes face when that moaning started 😂😂😂😂 Priceless 🤣
I watch Jeopardy religiously every day at 6:40 Queensland time.
They are re-runs from when Alex Trebek
was still alive, but we colonials will take what we can get !
😂😂OMG😂😂SEX NOISES😂
"Gemidão do Zap" on NBA 😂😂😂
I knew Steph was gonna eat that banana at the end. He can’t resist a treat. Plus, the potassium will replenish his body after that, umm, grueling segment.
Hey Stephen, you're among the 55+.
Stay safe please.
No way he, or anyone, would ever cheat on Evie.
@@SlyAceZetaNeither could I imagine Evie cheating on Stephen! 😊
He'll be fine, no one ever invites him to the orgies and sex parties
First the 99cent stores close next its RED LOBSTER! WTF is going on?!!
corporate greed and a shitload of leveraged buyouts going bust
If they stopped paying their executives millions for sitting in meetings, and their front line people dirt, maybe they’d have more profits.
Vulture capitalism at work. Buy a company sell the parts you can to make money back . Don't care about the original company etc.....
3:43 Make way Opiod crisis we have a new phamaceutical based issue Old people using Cialis.
"let go.of my eggp!!!" Got the guy's leg😂
3:39,... LOL, .. My generation of over 55 are just doing what we've always done, ... NOT think about it and just dive in head fist at EVERY opportunity... lol 🤣
It should've been an older banana.
Those are some rad Punjabi references Stephen
Meanwhile starts at 1:14
Lovely! Here, in the fast food row by the interstate, Wendys is, indeed, next door to Arbys.
*sigh* The oldest SAFE pregnancy on record was to a 67 year old woman.
It's possible to get pregnant way later in life than people realize; the later it happens it just means there's a WAY higher chance of the fetus and the woman not surviving, that's all.
But it's still totally possible, if you're having unprotected sex.
I mean, it's possible to get pregnant WITHOUT having penetrative sex, for crying out loud; 'old age' isn't the 'contraceptive' people think it is.
5:20 : Didn't something like this happen at some news conference a few months ago? (I remember the guys on 'Weekly Weird News' talking about it 😂)
So in other words, those people in the 70's STILL haven't learnt their lessons about safe sex 🙄
Uh, LEARNED, but YEAH. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you’re smart.
@@ahlivetuhsidamaro150uh learnt, depending on where you're from, but yeah. Just because you're "ahlive" doesn't mean you're smart.
Neither has anyone who's "pro-choice."
Also known as "humans" 😂
@@paperbagbrown1326 what does that mean?
I may not agree with your answer, I don't know, but am sincerely interested in your opinion, well your reasoning or logic behind it is probably more important. Im pretty open minded to having my own opinions changed when presented with good reason or a logical argument.
1:24 because leggo our minutes Steve...
And APPLEBEES! ❤
Where’s Leslie Knope when you need her?
Maybe they should restructure and call it Dead Lobster.
5:59 Did Stephen fart as he put that banana down? I guess now he's reached that age... 😂
Why the hell would someone choose to snooze in an overhead bin?!🤔🤦♂😂
Because they can lay down - which you cannot do in those lousy seats
The Catholic lawsuit bit was so John Oliver 😅
Yes, let’s completely defile Jeopardy.
Dang it, I do remember the names of the Friends. Only watched that show when nothing else was on.
Starts at 1:26
That elderly sex thing was a skit on Parks and Rec...can't believe this is actually happening 😅
❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂 hiiiii .... before birthday while birthday after birthday
Bananas And Chocolate N The Same Night.😋😋😋
On St. Petersburg Florida ya can't get into a Red Lobster.
Ok Wendy how about you make your food affordable instead of giving free nuggets to attract customers. 🙄
there were these sneakers called "ice creams" I believe back in the day that was basically those sneakers without a brand attached. They were colorful and cute. my Brother had quite a few pairs.
Funny thing is, Stephen himself is now officially a sexagenarian. But doesn't look it at all. 😅
Shhhhh!! … that’s thick stage makeup!
Steve opened the banana from the wrong end!
Y'all forgot to mention that Red Lobster lost millions with the Endless Shrimp promotion! Apparently it's no longer endless when the restaurant shuts down, hee hee
While the game was over for the teams, someone decided that they were going to into overtime
Who writes his pre "Meanwhile" intros? They're brilliant examples of overwrought writing, just the kind of thing English majors with a sense of humor love.
Chuckle.❤
Yay. A spinoff of my favorite show, devoted solely to the categories that have no real significance, I can`t stand, I don`t understand or care to learn about...
Pop Culture. The only category I don`t know the answer(question) to even after they reveal the answer. I`ll never forget the answer "Megan The Stallion", Only answer on Jeopardy that made me ask more questions lol
I always enjoy the “meanwhile” opening… but whoever writes it needs to take a break from the word “hobo”.
MEANWHILE, the true uncensored news...
For about the same price I would definitely take a pair of Eggo sneakers over those tacky gold ones that some disgraced politician is trying to hock.