Three(ish) Seconds from Every Vox Machina episode - Critical Role (C1 Spoilers)
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- Vox Machina were life savers for me this year, so this is my tribute.
Not every clip is three seconds, some are longer and some are shorter but the average is roughly three seconds.
A bit different to my normal edits and nothing too fancy but was still more difficult to edit than I had planned.
Sorry if your favourite clip or quote isn't here - picking just 3 awesome seconds from a 4 hour video, 114 times was more difficult than I thought.
Hope you all enjoy!
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So I had way too much time on my hands and - no wait, that's a lie, I didn't, I just love this video and these characters a slightly insane amount. So here's a transcript of all the three(ish) seconds per episode:
EP 01
MATT: Grog...
GROG/TRAVIS: ...recites poetry.
EP 02
VAX: And the troll dick.
EP 03
SCANLAN: ♫ Clarota healing ♪
EP 04
PIKE: It's me, Pike!
EP 05
GROG: I would like to trip Vax.
EP 06
TIBERIUS: I encourage - I encourage violence.
EP07
VEX: I've been invited on a field trip, guys!
EP 08
KEYLETH: We're dumb we're dumb we're dumb we're dumb!
EP 09
MATT: Grog is now riding a shark.
EP 10
PERCY: This is a terrible plan. I think it's a brilliant idea.
EP 11
GROG: I have an intelligence of six, watch this!
EP 13
PERCY: We are time bandits.
EP 14
GILMORE: I'm sorry, was I being summoned?
EP 15
GROG: I'M THE GOLIATH OF THE WORLD
EP 16
VEX: Forget it! My spell is stupid!
EP 17
SCANLAN: That's not even chicken, that's just a piece of wood.
EP 18
LYRA: You burned my... kind-of-boyfriend?!
SCANLAN: Not the face. Not the face.
EP 19
PERCY: I'm sorry! I'm a genius! I'm sorry!
EP 20
KASH: Any more than twice and you're just playing with it, pal.
EP 21
VAX: My sister's gonna kill me...
EP 22
VEX: YOU. LOST. THE CARPET!??
EP 23
VICTOR: You said you need black powder, yes? Yes? Come in, come in!
EP 24
GROG: Maybe I don't know. Let's say I *assume*.
EP 25
PERCY: Your soul is forfeit! DIE! DIE!
EP 26
VEX: Keyleth is definitely a cow.
EP 27
VAX: I'm pretty sure it's 'sigoogle'.
EP 28
KEYLETH: Hey, Percy gonna do what Percy gonna do.
EP 29
SCANLAN: Three hours later, we're still trying to open the door!
EP 30
SCANLAN: I turn into... a triceratops.
EP 31
PERCY: We may have just started a revolution.
EP 32
VAX: *flails*
EP 33
VAX/LIAM: You know I'm in love with you, right? (And I kiss her.)
EP 34
KEYLETH: What's the matter, Sylas? Afraid of a little gnome and a druid?
EP 35
GROG: I walk up behind Vax and I pants him.
EP 36
CRAVEN EDGE: Are you to be my wielder?
GROG: What the shit?
EP 37
KEYLETH: Hey, boo. I'll see you soon.
EP 38
SCANLAN: And knowing you're part of me makes me love you even more.
EP 39
MATT: Nineteen misses.
*stunned silence*
SCANLAN/SAM: *Nineteen* misses!?
EP 40
VAX: Do not go far from me.
EP 41
VEX: No offence, darling, but you look like shit.
EP 42
SCANLAN: Is Clarota still here with us?
EP 43
PERCY: God I love other people's problems.
EP 44
VAX: Take me instead, you raven bitch!
EP 45
PERCY: Your secret is safe with my indifference.
EP 46
VEX: Your broom fell into lava!
EP 47
SCANLAN: They're slave ghosts.
EP 48
KEYLETH: I turned to him and I go 'high-five'. ...okay.
EP 49
SCANLAN: ♫ Trollollollollolololollolo...♪
EP 50
PIKE: I mean it stabbed me, so yeah, I'm uncomfortable.
EP 51
SCANLAN: ♪ The stars at night ♫ Are big and bright (clapclapclapclap) ♪ Deep in the beard of Strongjaw ♫
EP 52
PIKE: I'm a barbarian too!
EP 53
VEX: We totally planned at dawn!
EP 54
VAX: And I'm a tiny Vax.
EP 55
PIKE: ♫ I'm gonna Guiding Bolt him right up the butt ♪
EP 56
PERCY: I am Percival Frederickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo the Third.
KEYLETH: No kidding.
EP 57
SUN TREE: Sun Tree, a-okay.
EP 58
VEX: I wanna shoot the rakshasa!
EP 59
GROG: I'm just saying, is there anyone who would miss you if you're gone?
EP 60
PERCY: Lady Vex'ahlia. Baroness of the Third House of Whitestone and Grand Mistress of the Grey Hunt.
EP 61
VEX: Teeny-tiny little piece of shit.
EP 62
KEYLETH: Remember when we almost died because I picked a flower? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
EP 63
PERCY: Life needs things to live.
EP 64
VEX: He loved you well, Princess.
EP 65
SCANLAN: Thank you so much! ...what do you think? Little spice?
EP 66
PERCY: This is not an animated series.
EP 67
VAX: That's bardic magic, bitch.
EP 68
PERCY: Sorry my issues have guns.
EP 69
GROG: Get a fucking nap, man. We'll convene in the morning.
EP 70
VAX: We need to talk to you about something very important and if it doesn't go well Scanlan's going to erase your memory BUT -
EP 71
SCANLAN: ♫ Yenk you will be our friend ♫
EP 72
VAX: We've gotta find Larkin, though, what do you we do about him?
EP 73
KEYLETH: Kash, oh hi! Fancy meeting you here. Shit.
EP 74
MATT: *toots*
EP 75
GROG: I'm not so hot on the numbers, either.
EP 76
SCANLAN: Keyleth, your hair's still on fire.
EP 77
SCANLAN: ♪IIIIII DON'T WANNA DIE♫
EP 78
VAX: THIS IS A GAAAAME
EP 79
GROG: Nah, fuck that, I kill him too.
EP 80
PERCY: You died as you lived.
KEYLETH: ...a fucking dumbass?
EP 81
LAURA/VEX: I come up from the water and go OOOH!
*epic laughter*
EP 82
VEX: Can I pet your wings?
EP 83
MATT: Yeah, every 30 days she can repeat the saving throw.
*cheers, flailing*
GROG/TRAVIS: She fell off!!
EP 84
GROG : ♪ Please bring him back to me...♪ ;___;
EP 85
TARY: This is going to be fun, fun, fun!
EP 86
TARY: I thought that I could... but I can't. And I neeeeeed to...
EP 87
TARY: And it was the metric system!
EP 88
VAX: See you, motherfuckerzzzz...
EP 89
random old English guy: I mean, my house is in ruins and I haven't seen my grandchildren...
EP 90
GROG/TRAVIS: Ooooh shit, Voice of the Tempest!!
EP 91
VEX: You ate a *soul*, Keyleth!?
EP 92
TOVA: I want to turn into a bear.
EP 93
MATT: Oh, Keyleth goes down.
EP 94
GROG: Who talks back?
PIKE: Nobody!
EP 95:
VEX: Trinket!
VAX: What are you - what -
VEX: *Sic 'im!*
EP 96
PIKE: There actually is a curse on our family. It's called diabeetus.
EP 97
KEYLETH: No, it's fine.
TARY: It's fine.
KEYLETH: We're gods.
EP 98
PIKE: Well, you said you have things that'll... fuck you up right.
EP 99
MATT: *flails* *honks*
EP 100
VEX: Dun dun DUUUNNN!
EP 101
KEYLETH: Maybe there's something in our own technology, in our own magic, that can help inform us?
SAM: *pulls something unspeakable out of his giant tankard and makes a face*
EP 102
SCANLAN (and company): ♪ Counterspell! Baby don't hurt me ♫ Don't hurt me ♪ No more ♫
EP 103
VEX: I'd already laid claim on your boots.
EP 104
PERCY: What a beautiful tree you found. It casts so much shade.
EP 105
SPRIGG: House gone, imp gone, burny burny, sad sad, pray, nothing happened. Now I'm blue.
EP 106
SCANLAN/SAM: Sure. I'll sing to a book, Matt.
EP 107
KEYLETH: It's hard to compete with a god.
EP 108
TALIESIN: *knocks his coffee mug over* Aah.
EP 109
SCANLAN: I want to see you naked.
EP 110
GROG/TRAVIS: Shit, I can't do reverse math.
SCANLAN/SAM: ...you mean subtraction?
EP 111
KEYLETH: I don't want to move that far forward because there's uhh... No I don't move that far forward!
EP 112
ARTAGAN: I wish to strangle you till death.
EP 113
VEX: How's it feel, bitch? How's it feel?
EP 114
SCANLAN: Oh, but I Counterspelled it at eighth level. Ooooh.
EP 115
VAX: How *lucky* I have been to have had all of you. How lucky indeed.
END
EVERYBODY: *breathes, cries*
SAM: ...What a nice story :')
taliesin: this is not an animated series!
just you wait, buddy. just you wait.
Anne B I imagined him turning to the yet and saying Yet. Haha
That was my one meta joke.
HoodedxFreak if the series gets to that point, they should keep that line in just because.
And Liam screaming "this is a game" I'm just like yeah... It was just a game....now it's a franchise
@@GammaAlanna To save my sanity (and rewatching the entirety of C1 again): What was the context of Percy/Taliesin saying that line anyway?
"I'm sorry my issues have guns." Percy.
Episode number?
Episode 68 - About 3hr40mins into the G+S upload
It’s my favourite one liner for no good reason
"My sister's gonna kill ME"
"You... LOST... The Carpet?!"
even i sank in my chair out of fear at that moment..
This is glorious and you deserve a medal for compiling it.
Travis: "I can't do reverse math."
Sam: "You mean subtraction?"
to be fair, he's not so hot with the numbers...
Travis did say in a talks machina episode that he got noticeably dumber after playing Grog.
He has an intelligence of 6 he knows what he's doing
+
House gone, imp gone, burny burny, sad sad, pray, nothing happened, now I'm BLUE!!!!
ive never cried because of 3 seconds before, thanks :)
What did sam find in his mug at 4:27? Because that look of disgust broke me.
if I recall he mentioned at one point that eventually the base of the stein had cracked, creating a sort of... pocket... in which a thin layer of old wine gathered that was impossible to wash out and with time it started generating more... solid... matter. I don't... really want to think about it too hard, honestly .__.
Percy: Your secret is safe with my indefference.
Also Percy: Life needs things to live.
"I'm sorry! I'm a genius! I'm sorry!"
Sam: I NEED TOOO
How can I feel so many emotions in five minutes cheesesus christy
Same. Vox machina gets me in the feels this was wonderful
I can't believe you took the time to go through 114 episodes for a 6 minute video.
You are the Critter we want and don't deserve. THANK YOU FOR THESE AMAZING COMPILATIONS!
I don't know what arc he said it in, maybe chroma conclave, but I really hope Taliesin's/Percy's line "this is not an animated series" makes it into the animated series
It won’t, there’s no such thing as an animated series in Tal’Dorei and they’re not putting the players in the series, it’s just a series about vox machina, not the critical role cast
@@Neutral_Tired sure, but there is the concept of a 4th wall, & they're sure as hell not above breaking it
Eh, either way, it happens in Marquet, deep into the Chroma Conclave's arc, so it won't come around for a while.
just wanted to circle back to these comments bc while the show is about the vox machina, there is a hell of a lot of easter eggs, breaking the 4th wall, and direct references to their inside jokes and exact words they said in the live campaign. So it really feels like the CR cast is with them
2:06 "I'm a barbarian too!"
And Then She Was
Shes a monstah
I must say I love the simplicity of “19 misses” ...pause... “19 MISSES?”
Not sure why they were surprised by that, a shield and plate armor accomplishes the same thing.
3:39 for the amazing Transition of initial Taryon to bullied Taryon
I enjoyed telling little stories with some of the clip transitions.
They should make a version of this but instead of 3 seconds from each episode it’s 4 hours from each episode
You might be onto something here
That would be crazy, dude. What if they were like... separated so that you could just go directly to the episode you want.
“But it was the METRIC system”!
Le sigh
And Matthew was drinking right when that was said
Oof, that must have been a hard choice between Grog's singing for Scanlan vs his "FIX HIM!!!"
They are actually from different episodes, instead of "Fix Him" I had Marisha falling off her seat after using Feeblemind.
I think that is the right choice. Marisha falling off the bench will always be funny, and it’s better without context.
I rarely comment, but the feels, such major feels. This is like years of condensed nostalgia and emotional attachment. Thank you for making this (and making me smile)
Every single one of these moments is seriously ICONIC
Forgot how much I miss campaign one until you brought it back. Now the nostalgia is hitting me hard.
Pike's "diabeetus" line gets me every time.
I'm so mad at myself for forgetting that. 😂
"There actually IS a curse on our family... it's called 'Diabeetus'."
Fuck, I had completely forgotten about that moment!
Things I forgot that I needed to hear daily:
“I encourage violence.”
Personally I'm a much bigger fan of "I encourage peace", engraved in a bittersweet tombstone.
Liam blowing out the mic shouting "THIS IS A GAME" is a mood.
I love how Liam repeats this exact sentiment in campaign two 😂 When the Mighty Nein traveled to the fire plane with Yeze, Luc, and Marion, I think
I was expecting:
"I'll counter spell"
"What level"
"......9"
The clip used was the only other possible choice
The 8th Level Counterspell is fun and happy, 9th level is bittersweet and sad...didn't want the end too be too sad
Maaaaan this was super funny until everyone was crying 🤣❤😭😭😭😭😭
this is such a great idea! Please please please make one for the Mighty Nein too once the campaign is over! Thank you for sharing :)
I've already started working on the C2 video - hoping it doesn't end anytime soon though!
@@GammaAlanna ohhhh awesome!! Looking forward to it :)
That was the fastest 5 minutes and 40 seconds I've ever experienced.
Okay, but @ 4:28 Keyleth’s emotional statement coupled with Sam’s picking a hair with a nasty face is literally too funny to me.
Sam was definitely the focus for that clip, wasn't until I posted that I realised how serious Keyleth and Percy were haha
Based on questions he answered, I don't think that was a hair...
Some of my favorites
Grog: I would like to trip Vax
Tibs: I encourage...I encourage violence.
(These fit together so well you'd think they were from the same episode if you weren't paying attention to the shirts the players are wearing)
Matt: Grog is now riding a shark
(Somehow still makes sense out of context)
Vex: Keyleth is definitely a cow
(Good thing she didn't say this after Kiki and Vax started dating)
Vax: We need to talk to you about something very important and if it doesn't go well Scanlan will erase your memory but...
Scanlan: Yenky will be our friend
Vax: We've gotta find Larkin though. What do we do about Larkin?
(Another set of quotes that fit really well together)
Scanlan: I want to see you naked
(Y'know most of the lines you picked could easily fit in a video titled "Critical Role Out of Context")
There are more but I don't think I could've come up with something witty to say for every one.
That was the perfect simulation of the Vox Machina viewing experience.
I went from laughing to screaming to crying in under six minutes.
I guess I'll just go die now.
2:45
"This is not an animated series!"
Oh how this phrase aged well.
Lmfao the sheer emotional whiplash of those two last ones 😂
Critical Role will always have the best “without context” lines of all time.
"I mean it stabbed me so yeah im uncomfortable!" lmao
Okay, that’s it, I have to watch campaign 1 now.
great choice! have fun!
Nat B it is going to take forever. Don’t worry, it’ll be worth it.
Good luck, you're going to need it
Or to rewatch it, in my case...
I've started rewatching it. We'll worth it.
“19 misses”
Travis panics
That’s a good moment.
3:57 - "Oh shit, voICE OF THE TEMPEST!"
One episode later... "You ate a soul, Keyleth!!??!?"
I’m so glad you included the “I’m gonna SHOOT the rakshasaaaa”
That’s my #1 favourite random underrated line from campaign 1.
I had forgotten it until I was going through that episode - its such a good line
I personally enjoy "that's our Grog!"
You know this is a great show when just from 3 seconds you can feel the exact emotions of some of these moments in some of these episode
When I found Critical Role, they’re already halfway through C2; from my research, I also knew that they were playing in a different story with different characters in the same universe. I saw the quality difference between C1E1 and C2E1, and I decided to go watch it from the very beginning (because I knew it would kill me if I missed the inside jokes and references from C1 if I did otherwise) and binge watched the entirety of C1 and up to C2E99. Best decision ever. (The wait for C2E100 was the worst cuz I finished e99 as soon as quarantine started lol but it was worth it)
Sitting here crying my eyes out. Another wonderful, amazing video ❤
How lovely that this didn't even feel almost 6 minutes long...
Beautiful editing, thank you for this.
“What a good story”
“Let’s do it again”
Alright well now I’m crying at work
This is making me want to go back and re-watch all 115 episodes.
THIS BROUGHT BACK SO MANY WONDERFUL MEMORIES AND NOW I AM FILLED WITH NOSTALGIA AND MELANCHOLY
"YOU LOST THE CARPET?!"
oh god... ending it on that... was not expecting to cry before bed but here we are!!!
A good bit is also "WHATS MY MOTHERS NAME:
0:54 never gets old
I've been saying "I want to shoot the rakshasa!" for days but nobody understands.
Mustang_II_ SAME!! It’s just the funniest voice inflection, it’s so catchy
I love how at 4:16 Marisha picks up her mug and puts it down in the next episode. Smooth and confident- like a goldfish.
"sure I'll sing to a book Matt"
Holy shit. The time and difficult choices it must've taken to make this video. Bravo, bravo.
This is one of my favorite videos in existence tbh
"I can't do reverse math"
i can make it 1:46 into the video without spoilers!! and im stopping myself there bc self control hell yeah. im thoroughly enjoying campaign 1
The once per timeline Taliesin Jaffe L that is “life needs things to live” is so fucking funny
3 more seconds for Travis's response, "Let's do it again"
4:24 I just can stop laughing
It really be one of those days...
wow 3 seconds managed to make me cry
You used the 8th level Counterspell instead of the 9th?!
Otherwise, great video. Amazing how many short clips can sum up most of what they were doing at the time.
9th level will always be an amazing moment but I so love Sam's reaction using it at 8th - it's why he moved closer afterall
2:45 Didn't age well in the best way possible.
I still like the start where I assume it was the most like their home games.
I knew all these moment. So happy!!!!!!!!
House gone, imp gone, burny-burny, sad-sad, pray, nothing happen, now I'm blue
I was laughing until the end... then you hit me with the feels. Ouch.
This made me hyperventilate, especially that last minute 😭
"You died as you lived."
"A fucking dumbass?!"
If my characters don't go out the same way, I'll have failed at DnD.
I'd die if you'd do something similar with the M9, I rewatch this every other day every week, for months now (lol, yes I know, I have a problem, I'm obsessed with nerdy ass voice actors, so what)
Check back when campaign 2 ends ;)
@@GammaAlanna oh you bet I will ;)
How did none of the instances of “you’ll leave when Burt Reynolds says you can leave” not make the cut?!
ua-cam.com/video/5tU-mBn4qsk/v-deo.html For anyone who wants the original grandfather interaction at 3:54
One of my favourite little moments from C1
@@GammaAlanna Woah hello didn't notice a response. Honestly, it's my fav little one-off NPC interactions. 2nd favourite goes to that time a crew member dropped a bunch of water bottles behind the scenes and Matt made it into some kid in the city dropping a bunch of watermelons off his cart.
This is (still) SO GOOD. Wonderful choices.
"life needs things to live"
Wait where was Scanlan's trolol bardic cunning XD I've been trying to find that for so long 1:54
Now for campaign 2 :)
Check my recent uploads ;)
This is.... perfect.
The cuts right before everything devolves into chaos are 👌
Beautimus. Thank you.
2:46, well...
Is it weird that I'm getting some slight Aziraphale vibes from Taliesin in his white Percy hair?
...
I mean if anything, I'd call it a *good omen*
and that's how five minutes can feel like a year of emotions :D) HOLY SHIT
Oh hell yes, so many amazing moments and not enough time in the world to continuously watch them all!!
Do we know what happens to the lycan bear?
diaBETES
I love this so much, I have no idea how many times I’ve watched this but it’s amazing.
you made me want to rewatch cr1 because of the thanksgiving break thanks a lot time to spend another 3 months
Last time I went through this many emotions in 5 minutes I was under the influence of specific substances.
I wanna watch this entire campaign every day again and again.
I want 448+8 hour days so I can watch it and catch a nice sleep.
I was literally talking about doing this the other day!
A bloody mazing!! So glad I subscribed a while back 😍😍. I must have seen most of the clipped pieces on here but this is right amongst the top ones!!
Woof, and now I'm crying.
So gooooood
episode 32 and still chugging...
fuckin dammit I didn't mean to cry
Timing couldn't be better.. I only recently finished campaign 1!
Congrats! How are your emotions doing
That last part got me
This is so cute. It makes me miss campaign one.
some random ass: this sucks
Suddenly finding myself looking forward to the day there's one of these for The Mighty Nein!
Might not have to wait that long 😉
@@GammaAlanna Oh yea, that's awesome!