When Playing God Goes Wrong - WorldBox God Game Is Perfectly Balanced

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  • @thespiffingbrit
    @thespiffingbrit  2 роки тому +1852

    *Welcome To Skegness wait no sorry I mean hell... Anyway I have drank so much yorkshire tea I have ascended to god hood and now wish to see mortals fight as my playthings*

    • @povotaknight2063
      @povotaknight2063 2 роки тому +13

      So daily life?

    • @AwakeBalake
      @AwakeBalake 2 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @franzleopold503
      @franzleopold503 2 роки тому +15

      gladiator pits, but instead of fighting for freedom and money, they fight for the right to drink yorkshire tea.

    • @tonycrayford3893
      @tonycrayford3893 2 роки тому +4

      Off topic but I finished watching all of your stellaris precursor lore vids. It was interesting to see how you've changed and grown.

    • @allyboorman612
      @allyboorman612 2 роки тому +3

      Are you sure it isn't Slough

  • @nonamegiven202
    @nonamegiven202 2 роки тому +4517

    love the dwarfs just like dealt with everything, undead apocalypse, just push them back and took their lands, nuclear apocalypse, just have a island kingdom untouched by it, No divine intervention needed.

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 2 роки тому +442

      It's made me think twice about making midget jokes. I guess you could say it was short sighted.

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 2 роки тому +219

      As a person who loves Dwarf Fortress, it is only natural for these resilient civs

    • @intrepidferret6704
      @intrepidferret6704 2 роки тому +123

      In one of my games the dwarves were the longest lasting empire. Their capital was in the corner and while the entire game dies from mush, they alone survived somehow. They also had max teach before any other empire

    • @fruitchopper3930
      @fruitchopper3930 2 роки тому +82

      @@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 i would't be surprised if that joke went over their heads ;)

    • @aztecgoldmontizuma
      @aztecgoldmontizuma 2 роки тому +40

      In true Dwarvish fashion. Baruk khazad!

  • @MiatheAsura
    @MiatheAsura 2 роки тому +2441

    "turns out the plague was a very bad idea..."
    -Spiff 2022

    • @thespiffingbrit
      @thespiffingbrit  2 роки тому +676

      If Only we had historical records that plague was bad...

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 2 роки тому +48

      @@thespiffingbrit if only

    • @daffydwagstaff4627
      @daffydwagstaff4627 2 роки тому +133

      @@thespiffingbrit If history has taught me anything, it's setting fire to London usually kills the plague ... Or was that the peasants? One of the two ...

    • @alexanderflemming6788
      @alexanderflemming6788 2 роки тому +57

      @@daffydwagstaff4627 its killing two birds with one stone

    • @stone5against1
      @stone5against1 2 роки тому +40

      @@daffydwagstaff4627 Setting London on fire kills the peasants, or setting the peasants on fire kills the plague? Just to be safe, let's set everyone on fire

  • @jammeranimated2627
    @jammeranimated2627 2 роки тому +1720

    *Elves, Orcs and Dwarves* : gather and each made their single kingdom then conquer their respective continent.
    *Humanity* : Immediately split into three kingdom then declare war with its fellow race.

    • @wpeniche
      @wpeniche 2 роки тому +250

      Sounds about right.

    • @Madcat1331
      @Madcat1331 2 роки тому +125

      Seems legit.

    • @Sharkakaka
      @Sharkakaka 2 роки тому +73

      That's accurate...

    • @Nublythenub0078
      @Nublythenub0078 2 роки тому +51

      that's what humanity does best mate

    • @TheDarksaphira
      @TheDarksaphira 2 роки тому +16

      Just like in real life. I see no problem here.

  • @VeryEvilGM
    @VeryEvilGM 2 роки тому +1375

    "Why is everybody in British military wielding some sort of legendary sword?"
    Maybe because the lady of the lake keeps handing them to everyone who passes by.

    • @devoncampbell3607
      @devoncampbell3607 2 роки тому +134

      And that ain't a good basis for society.

    • @reralt
      @reralt 2 роки тому +178

      "Strange woman lying in pond distributing swords is no basis for democracy"

    • @VeryEvilGM
      @VeryEvilGM 2 роки тому +91

      @@reralt
      Help, I'm being oppressed! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

    • @JCTheSniper15
      @JCTheSniper15 2 роки тому +46

      That watery tart!

    • @Demonslayer20111
      @Demonslayer20111 Рік тому +6

      Lady of the lake being the spiffing Brit.

  • @sedrosken831
    @sedrosken831 2 роки тому +855

    I like how the Brits built their strength for what was probably thousands of years expecting an easy fight only to end up dying to a plague their enemy had immunity to.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 2 роки тому +59

      Divine karma lmao

    • @BusinessWolf1
      @BusinessWolf1 2 роки тому +23

      they were immune to it because they previously faced it

    • @MajorBaker-vz9go
      @MajorBaker-vz9go 2 роки тому +9

      Just like the native Americans

    • @84dubsteps
      @84dubsteps 2 роки тому +14

      @@MajorBaker-vz9go yeah but the native Americans never really bounced back

    • @MajorBaker-vz9go
      @MajorBaker-vz9go 2 роки тому +13

      @@84dubsteps Agree, it sucks

  • @gallixypegasuss1546
    @gallixypegasuss1546 2 роки тому +1319

    The fact that Spiff even holds very brief moments of silence for the horrors of war says something

    • @gallixypegasuss1546
      @gallixypegasuss1546 2 роки тому +40

      @TigersedFN git gud. All I can say

    • @diegoxxxbc
      @diegoxxxbc 2 роки тому +7

      Something. Not quite sure what. But definitely
      Something

    • @mecca6801
      @mecca6801 2 роки тому +3

      War... it never changes!

    • @killer-ll4pn
      @killer-ll4pn 2 роки тому +3

      @TigersedFN What did that have to do with anything?

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 2 роки тому

      @@killer-ll4pn self promo, not unusual

  • @95keat
    @95keat 2 роки тому +2259

    The dwarfs despite receiving no help and being connected to a zombie colony still managed to win in the end
    That's ma boys

    • @Sir.Craze-
      @Sir.Craze- 2 роки тому +15

      Spoiler... Damn dog...

    • @Zamandu
      @Zamandu 2 роки тому +127

      @@Sir.Craze- DONT read comments before you're done with the video, or are you daft?

    • @Sir.Craze-
      @Sir.Craze- 2 роки тому +17

      @@Zamandu I don't have the focus for that!
      XD

    • @gerald216
      @gerald216 2 роки тому +5

      @@Sir.Craze- was there any doubt though?

    • @romaosabandar8039
      @romaosabandar8039 2 роки тому +1

      Dawi Tide for the win!

  • @OfficialGameHub
    @OfficialGameHub 2 роки тому +589

    34:00 for anyone that is curious to know why the brits were dying from "Chain Lightning", they most likely have the "Energized" trait that can be gained from being struck by lightning. Upon death they explode and summon lightning to strike their death locations.

    • @Xaiff
      @Xaiff 2 роки тому +49

      Naaah, let's blame it on the orcs :P

    • @OfficialGameHub
      @OfficialGameHub 2 роки тому +90

      @@Xaiff they probably could've won if they didn't self immolate twice (probably due to humans dying, energized and exploding lighting all the orcs on fire)

    • @Chujoi0
      @Chujoi0 2 роки тому +8

      @@OfficialGameHub nah, spiff clearly set em on fire mate

    • @Nugire
      @Nugire 2 роки тому +19

      All four nations lived together in peace, until -the- -stabbers- fire nation attacked

    • @lileima7860
      @lileima7860 2 роки тому

      Nah bro its fairies dying

  • @Zilkenian_Davenport
    @Zilkenian_Davenport 2 роки тому +319

    The orcs putting their entire army in one ship and then setting themselves on fire upon landing has to be one of the funniest things I've seen recently.

    • @tatecomedy
      @tatecomedy 10 місяців тому +4

      Well, you don't know if something is gonna work until you try it!

    • @Zilkenian_Davenport
      @Zilkenian_Davenport 10 місяців тому +3

      @@tatecomedy Absolutely!

    • @zzero_tollerance9146
      @zzero_tollerance9146 6 місяців тому +5

      He definitely set them off fire.

    • @marty8123
      @marty8123 6 місяців тому +1

      @@zzero_tollerance9146 yes i tought that too

    • @slightlymaddog
      @slightlymaddog 3 місяці тому +4

      Average orc activities. I expect they landed next to a house and so set it on fire but weren't smart enough to spread themselves out over the British landscape first and therefore they were all also set on fire.

  • @chrisf4659
    @chrisf4659 2 роки тому +249

    "Just because it is an unclaimed piece of land doesn't mean you have to colonize it" is something I never thought I would hear a Brit say!

    • @Trent-m6j
      @Trent-m6j 6 місяців тому +10

      "if it was worth anything, somebody would've claimed it, and we'd need to take it from them." The British

    • @DieGurke_
      @DieGurke_ 4 місяці тому

      Remember when the Brits claimed australia? Beasicly the same

    • @raphaelst-hilaire3669
      @raphaelst-hilaire3669 3 місяці тому

      can a civilization can beat an amry of undeath gosth necromancer skeleton if they have the time to search more tech i doubt it

  • @bigsmoke4385
    @bigsmoke4385 2 роки тому +1569

    I feel like if Spiff is gonna get even the smallest amount of any power, we'd be doomed.

    • @thespiffingbrit
      @thespiffingbrit  2 роки тому +654

      VOTE SPIFF FOR GREAT LEADER TODAY!!!

    • @Ai-denied
      @Ai-denied 2 роки тому +71

      especially us , the french

    • @sheez7734
      @sheez7734 2 роки тому +17

      assuming he hasn't already

    • @Repugnantone
      @Repugnantone 2 роки тому +26

      @@Ai-denied Start sucking up to Spiff, drink more tea and reject coffee? Just a guess. I can't really be sure doing so will engender Spiff to liking you more.

    • @epsilonyt9532
      @epsilonyt9532 2 роки тому +12

      @@thespiffingbrit but you own lordship, SO YOU HAVE POWER!

  • @mr.admr1016
    @mr.admr1016 2 роки тому +503

    8:48 “The British have learned how to convert cultures”…Ah sh*t here we go again

  • @KINFIN123
    @KINFIN123 2 роки тому +389

    10:15 British declares war on the French despite neither of them having any ability to contact each other. How did that happen? Well I all starred one day when Unlucky Bill was skipping rocks. It slid across the entire ocean, and Bill felt luckier than ever before… until he heard someone yell “Ow”. Turns out he skipped a rock into an elven shin, and all bets were off from there.

    • @233Deadman
      @233Deadman 2 роки тому +67

      Really? I heard it all started with a far off shout of "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries."
      which probably wasn't aimed at the British, but we took offence at that.

    • @divicarpe1844
      @divicarpe1844 2 роки тому +41

      @@233Deadman It's the French, it was aimed at the British.
      Even if they didn't knew British people existed, it was still aimed at them.

  • @lancsdragon2619
    @lancsdragon2619 2 роки тому +56

    Fun fact about the game, if you go into settings and click the burger a bunch of times then you can access a debug menu, which gives you a few cool options to mess around with your game

  • @TheMemeCat
    @TheMemeCat 2 роки тому +61

    “Don’t ask me how 2 people became 13 people using only sheep, but it has happened”

    • @settings-menu
      @settings-menu 7 місяців тому +5

      ah shit the welsh are at it again

    • @cewla3348
      @cewla3348 Місяць тому +2

      not the welsh!

  • @rumigraciea8216
    @rumigraciea8216 2 роки тому +254

    "The sun never set on the British Empire, because even God couldn't trust the English in the dark"

  • @Auctarius23
    @Auctarius23 2 роки тому +630

    “To the English, I give sheep! To the French? A rat king. It’s just a very large rat.”
    -God

    • @indeed2207
      @indeed2207 2 роки тому +41

      "Wait, why are the British not winning against French's, that's bullshit?"
      God, probably 😂

    • @mangrovian1109
      @mangrovian1109 2 роки тому +5

      I hope they loved and cherished him

    • @skeezixmccat
      @skeezixmccat 2 роки тому

      @@mangrovian1109 I think that's a Joel Haver reference!

    • @bobdole8830
      @bobdole8830 2 роки тому +7

      Ever been to Paris? This game is based on true events

    • @mangrovian1109
      @mangrovian1109 2 роки тому +4

      @@skeezixmccat RIP Marshall, the town rat

  • @jasepoag8930
    @jasepoag8930 2 роки тому +473

    "British people, just because it's unclaimed land, doesn't mean you have to colonize it!"
    British people: Those words don't even make sense in that order!

    • @divicarpe1844
      @divicarpe1844 2 роки тому +21

      I think it was more because the French went there few seconds earlier.

    • @godricnecro
      @godricnecro 2 роки тому +22

      the correct way to word it:
      People, you have to colonize it, doesn't mean it's unclaimed land. Just because British.

    • @orishina8169
      @orishina8169 2 роки тому +9

      Just because you have to colonize it, doesn't mean it's unclaimed land.

    • @jasepoag8930
      @jasepoag8930 2 роки тому +3

      @@orishina8169 true. It could be French or Spanish land

    • @divicarpe1844
      @divicarpe1844 2 роки тому +2

      @@jasepoag8930 They tried for centuries to colonize French and Breton land, and always failed.

  • @Drheims
    @Drheims 2 роки тому +67

    “British people WHY? Just because it’s unclaimed land doesn’t mean you need to colonize it!.”
    -Spiff 2022

  • @outofthebox9699
    @outofthebox9699 2 роки тому +27

    He used the Energizer trait of the British thinking it was good, but little did he know that when ever someone died lightning spawned, ended up harming the British.

  • @Jimbobob5536
    @Jimbobob5536 2 роки тому +185

    "What calamity could have befell this land, to leave it a blighted kingdom of zombies?"
    "Oh that place? Yeah, it was just made like that from the start."
    "....what?"
    "The Tea-Lord works in mysterious ways. He also hates us."

  • @InvertedAim
    @InvertedAim 2 роки тому +233

    He cared so little about the dwarves and orcs that he kept mistaking the two

  • @matthewhack1340
    @matthewhack1340 2 роки тому +482

    Not too many sheep, they'll turn into the Welsh 😂😂 Killed me

    • @ghostrefuge6424
      @ghostrefuge6424 2 роки тому +10

      I nearly spit out my drink when he said that.

    • @Robert_McGarry_Poems
      @Robert_McGarry_Poems 2 роки тому +22

      @@ghostrefuge6424 You said drink because it's coffee! Didn't you...

    • @tatigan1389
      @tatigan1389 2 роки тому +4

      I'm Welsh and thought that was brilliant

    • @Known_as_The_Ghost
      @Known_as_The_Ghost 2 роки тому +4

      @@Robert_McGarry_Poems They definitely should've spit that out...

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 2 роки тому +1

      @@Robert_McGarry_Poems It is tea, but not Yorkshire tea. 😢🤐

  • @nojusisnarauskas2343
    @nojusisnarauskas2343 2 роки тому +21

    “I have become god” well as we all know that happens anytime a British person who properly worships the queen drinks a cup of Yorkshire tea gold

  • @Wile1412
    @Wile1412 2 роки тому +1

    IIRC the blue pixels(when zoomed out) are fairies, nice things that heal and exlode into lighning when they die, and, if you did not know, getting struck by lightning can cause a unit to become energized and do the same thing when they die...
    Love the video!

  • @fatersteve
    @fatersteve 2 роки тому +235

    "He's wise, and greedy-"
    gasp
    "He's just like me!" 7:09
    I love this channel so much. Always gets a laugh or two out of me.

  • @argentfrog
    @argentfrog 2 роки тому +69

    Watching in awe as Spiff recreates a somehow even more chaotic rendition of Warhammer

  • @TheDonutMan3000
    @TheDonutMan3000 2 роки тому +192

    You know it’s Britain when the ruler is immortal just so the people don’t have to bother naming a new one

    • @Blip_OwO
      @Blip_OwO Рік тому +1

      British? Sounds more korean to me

    • @settings-menu
      @settings-menu 7 місяців тому +1

      what about immortal british monarchs? definitely aged like milk

  • @boneyardghoul931
    @boneyardghoul931 2 роки тому +20

    No matter the game or overall world setting, Orcs will always be just be absolute pure chaos and it never ceases to amaze

  • @Lyze
    @Lyze 2 роки тому +13

    The constant obsession with trying to invade the cursed undead land was hilarious.

  • @jacobeaton4042
    @jacobeaton4042 2 роки тому +508

    ANOTHER VIDEO? This is legitimately a blessing and made my Friday amazing! Between Spiff and LetsGameItOut posting this game without a day of each other I might have to try it lol

    • @ln.temperr5157
      @ln.temperr5157 2 роки тому +7

      World box is well worth the money, just be prepared for your pc to spontaneously combust if you leave it idol by though

    • @ZipSeb
      @ZipSeb 2 роки тому +4

      my two favourite UA-camrs when it's about been a developers worst dream

    • @NeilLucha
      @NeilLucha 2 роки тому +1

      I watched the LGIO earlier today lmao

    • @GradyDP
      @GradyDP 2 роки тому +2

      Oh yeah, Worldbox is a great game for a great value. Just don't leave it on for too long unless you like the smell of burning microchips.

    • @PapaNixcea
      @PapaNixcea 2 роки тому

      You should check out many a true nerd he played it as well

  • @EJFreelancer
    @EJFreelancer 2 роки тому +384

    “British, why?! Just because it’s unclaimed land doesn’t mean you have to colonize it.”
    You and I both know that’s not how that works, Spiff.

    • @FUBARguy107
      @FUBARguy107 2 роки тому +30

      Just like Marvel movies. You can go to the ends of the universe and find people with British accents. There is no race or species the British won't fornicate with and try to conquer when they break up.

    • @Tera_B_Twilight
      @Tera_B_Twilight 10 місяців тому

      That's not how it works even when the land is already claimed, really.

    • @georgeoneal8148
      @georgeoneal8148 10 місяців тому +1

      Just the fact that there's non British land means we have to colonise

  • @franzleopold503
    @franzleopold503 2 роки тому +309

    spiff when he finds a game that simulates godhood - "oh yes, its as good as yorkshire"

    • @shay4261
      @shay4261 2 роки тому +5

      @TigersedFN bot

    • @wpeniche
      @wpeniche 2 роки тому +2

      “Here I go again committing war crimes”
      -Spiff …. (Probably) ok definitely Spiff

    • @boi2192
      @boi2192 2 роки тому +1

      When a checkmark called lol steals a comment but still gets less likes...
      Good job.

  • @Mana_Haze
    @Mana_Haze 2 роки тому +24

    the amount of times he called the dwarves orcs was mildly infuriating 🤣

  • @hakunahmatata9103
    @hakunahmatata9103 2 роки тому +15

    I love how when the dwarfs attacked the English they always “mysteriously caught on fire” and he just laughs. But when the British catch on fire he spawns rain and helps them.
    Also he spawns all the gold on the new world exactly above the English.

    • @electricspider2267
      @electricspider2267 6 місяців тому +1

      Careful, you've almost found out spiff is biased toward the british.

    • @slightlymaddog
      @slightlymaddog 3 місяці тому +1

      It was the orcs not the dwarves no matter how much he called the dwarves the orcs

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 2 роки тому +113

    "They have just defended their land, glorious defense for the win! Sure, it cost them about half their population, but that's a win!"
    Accurate description of the German invasion of the Soviet Union

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 2 роки тому +4

      Other than the Persians and Mongolians... Spiffing just described every nation that tried to control over Russia.

  • @anordinaryfellow6977
    @anordinaryfellow6977 2 роки тому +171

    Kinda rare to see spiff not exploit a "balanced" game and enjoys playing God.

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 2 роки тому +14

      @TigersedFN You'd get much further if you'd just pay for advertising.

    • @Repugnantone
      @Repugnantone 2 роки тому +20

      @TigersedFN Pissing people off and annoying them on someone else's channel is NOT going to help you get views.

    • @Warden409
      @Warden409 2 роки тому +9

      @@Repugnantone yeah, probably just gonna get them "Report Spam" bombed.
      Righfully so.

    • @CTal97
      @CTal97 2 роки тому +4

      @TigersedFN Why not have a go at making some decent content? Just an idea.

    • @epickduk
      @epickduk 2 роки тому +4

      @TigersedFN begging for views on bigger channels isn't going to get you anywhere. I'll be shocked if you ever get a sub count above single digits out of anything but pity. Assuming I even remember it exists by the time that happens.

  • @iainoftheizzetleague9850
    @iainoftheizzetleague9850 2 роки тому +3

    Here's a hack; go into settings, then hit the hamburger on the top of the screen a few times. Then, a little green bug will show up on the right of the screen. Exit settings, then click on it. That's the debug menu, with all kinds of things, including sonic speed, which gives roughly 10x speed.

  • @The_Anti-Guide
    @The_Anti-Guide 2 роки тому +1

    I like how the british got some low-key help to win the world
    "Let's just build a land bridge so the british (who have a military advantage) can win"
    "Let's make a small island that the british can live on, consequence free"
    "Let's connect the Chaos Continent full of literal death to two of the three countries...neither of them are british..."

  • @SplashingMANGO
    @SplashingMANGO 2 роки тому +69

    "Canada: the superior nation state."
    You have no idea how much my frigidly frozen ass loves to hear my colonial masters say that!

    • @muckyesyesindisguise3854
      @muckyesyesindisguise3854 2 роки тому +3

      I mean…your just snow right? All I know about Canada is that most of it lives in one spot next to the US and other wise it’s just snow and Tim Hortons (if that’s even how you spell it)
      But ya I guess that’s better than being in crippling debt because you scratched your finger. Or want a job.

    • @SplashingMANGO
      @SplashingMANGO 2 роки тому +1

      @@muckyesyesindisguise3854For a good 9 months out of the year some years it’s snow yeah. But we still have hot summers of plus 30 Celsius.
      A lot of the population does live within sight of the US border in the big cities like Toronto and Montreal but overall I’d say that’s about half of the population. Everyone else is scattered across the rest of the country.
      Also you did spell Tim Horton’s correctly and while they’re mediocre, they are a national treasure!

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi 2 роки тому +49

    So nice to see Spiff experiencing what the life of the Queen is like.

  • @chandrakas
    @chandrakas 2 роки тому +12

    Something really hilarious to do in this game is set up a continent with Cursed Terrain and then arrange for at least two different civilizations of relatively equal strength to form on it. They'll do pretty fine at first, as the Cursed modifier doesn't really impede people's day-to-day lives, unlike being infected as a zombie. However, shoudl those hose two neighbors inevitably go to war... that's when the real horror starts, as the whole 'turn into a skeleton or a ghost' curse kicks in. Eventually, they'll be so busy fighting their own dead that the war grinds to a halt and everyone is killed by their own vengeful dead.
    Hubris in a nutshell... they will inevitably grow too greedy, and their whole nation will pay the price, turning their once glorious nations into a blasted wasteland of the wandering dead.

  • @yamispade
    @yamispade 2 роки тому +2

    When I think of Spiff playing God games the way he does, the phrase "He's just like me" comes to mind. Keep up the great work Spiff, love your content.

  • @AWhiteBell
    @AWhiteBell 2 роки тому +1

    You sir, stacked the deck for the British. How appropriate.

  • @jasepoag8930
    @jasepoag8930 2 роки тому +38

    I like to imagine intercontinental war before boats is just swapping mean floating bottle messages.

  • @Sir.Craze-
    @Sir.Craze- 2 роки тому +11

    Omg you found this game!!!
    I'm so happy for the dev!
    It's going to blow up and he deserves it so much!
    Maxim has been working on it for years and years.
    Taking feedback along the way and making a wonderful toy for his community!

    • @Tom-tu4mr
      @Tom-tu4mr 2 роки тому +2

      Maxim karpenko i believe is the name

    • @FUBARguy107
      @FUBARguy107 2 роки тому

      Let's Game It Out also played and posted a video yesterday. This game is the new "Among Us". It looks like crap and has no real point but the popular streamers/video channels will make it super popular for a few months until Battlefield finally updates enough to attract players back.

    • @Sir.Craze-
      @Sir.Craze- 2 роки тому +3

      @@FUBARguy107 "looks like crap and has no real point"
      How about trying it? It's extremely in depth for a free mobile game.
      Also it's a pixel art game. Idk if you're unfamiliar or what? XD

  • @andrewgoodall7146
    @andrewgoodall7146 2 роки тому +13

    I love how spiff decided that the best way to counteract his original plague was to send in a plague of the undead. Classic Spiff

    • @dominickhollan8024
      @dominickhollan8024 2 роки тому

      then dont cut it off after the plague left that area

    • @aguyontheinternet8436
      @aguyontheinternet8436 Рік тому

      eventually the plague just cured itself anyways lol. And then the dwarfs used their resources to colonize the uncolonizable undead

  • @VSMSusi
    @VSMSusi 2 роки тому +6

    Even without Real Exploits spiff is still fun to watch, i hope he makes a nother video on worldbox

  • @theputnamto3468
    @theputnamto3468 2 роки тому +2

    when the brits and the french declared war on eachother before seafaring i imagine they just stood on either side of the water and yelled at eachother.

  • @sheldon8589
    @sheldon8589 2 роки тому +60

    it's almost like Spiff is biased to help the nation of Britain at the cost of all other nations

    • @ryomaanime4563
      @ryomaanime4563 2 роки тому +4

      almost

    • @Chujoi0
      @Chujoi0 2 роки тому +8

      >do everything to make Britain win
      >britain still loses

  • @ptherochannel-main
    @ptherochannel-main 2 роки тому +60

    How *The Spiffing Brit* acting like a God in this game makes me want him to collab with a certain *GrayStillPlays* . Who'll win: a tealoving British vs. a "normal" Floridaman? 😅

    • @mythosthebear
      @mythosthebear 2 роки тому +5

      Natty Lite V Yorkshire Tea

    • @lordshaggyrogers9205
      @lordshaggyrogers9205 2 роки тому +1

      My money's on the Florida man

    • @skotinoulis4745
      @skotinoulis4745 2 роки тому

      Vs let's game it out

    • @Chara_Dreemurr1
      @Chara_Dreemurr1 2 роки тому

      @@lordshaggyrogers9205 ... Considering who's more sadistic... *pulls out fifty votes* I vote fifty times for Gray.

    • @slightlymaddog
      @slightlymaddog 3 місяці тому

      Option 3:
      They team up to destroy the rest of America and they the world and then the solar system and then the galaxy and then every other galaxy.

  • @stone5against1
    @stone5against1 2 роки тому +125

    "why is the pandemic this powerful?!"
    the most 2022 phrase ever

  • @xygour1445
    @xygour1445 Рік тому +1

    I got an ad for WorldBox while watching this video

  • @DalithaMW
    @DalithaMW 2 роки тому +2

    "Who left all those bones all over the floor?" In Canada
    Yeah
    Yeah that's very immersive

  • @MichaelDBruce
    @MichaelDBruce 2 роки тому +50

    I was talking to my wife about simulation theory the other day. Your addition of plague to the map after only 10 minutes proves how bored God can be

  • @marcuslevis
    @marcuslevis 2 роки тому +10

    Just watched Let’s Game it out play this game today haha! Glad for Spiff to play

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop 2 роки тому +16

    A WORLDBOX video? Can't say I expected this, but I certainly enjoy it.

  • @Khobotov
    @Khobotov 2 роки тому +14

    The amount of times Spiff confuses the Dwarfs with the Orks deserves an entry in the Book of Grudges.

  • @kevincronk7981
    @kevincronk7981 8 місяців тому +1

    24:41 if only spiff knew that in worldbox, you can start with just 1 person and they'll just somehow magically have kids (usually a bunch very quickly if they're the only adult in a kingdom, since even tho in worldbox they apparently reproduce asexually, they do still need to be adults to do so)

  • @Ptr-ck7if
    @Ptr-ck7if 2 роки тому +19

    i bought the game but returned it, because i didnt realise that there was this cool hidden side of you watching everybody else just fight and kill each other. *guess ill get the game again*

  • @Mystic-Midnight
    @Mystic-Midnight 2 роки тому +8

    Imagine if the Mongolians went to raze a village and all got set on fire and died and that was how Genghis Khan's conquest ended cause that's what happened to the orcs

  • @guidojacobs2002
    @guidojacobs2002 2 роки тому +6

    I'd love to see how each faction would fare against that lower continent. The dwarves seemed to be pushing, for example.

  • @auntyaja
    @auntyaja 10 місяців тому

    You sir have provided us with an insight into how god would actually sound watching our planet

  • @TheDarksaphira
    @TheDarksaphira 2 роки тому

    Well this was just an absolute delight.
    I am not sure if the best part is the humans just immediately splitting into three kingdoms in a very human-typical move, just about everyone trying to colonize that zombie-continent or the Orcs just spontaneously combusting when setting foot into the british empire.
    You might have heard of things like flaming arrows, the orcs just decided to cut out the tools and just launch flaming soldiers directly. It is not quite as effective because making new soldiers takes longer than making new arrows when those burn up.

  • @geronimostolto830
    @geronimostolto830 2 роки тому +16

    Seriously, am I the only one that would like to see a collab between The Spiffin Brit and Josh of Let's Game It Out?
    A next level terror for (digital) humanity!

  • @fivefreddys8304
    @fivefreddys8304 2 роки тому +49

    As a Starbucks employee, I approve the destruction of them.

  • @vigil_violence7861
    @vigil_violence7861 2 роки тому +16

    I've played this it's so fun

    • @thespiffingbrit
      @thespiffingbrit  2 роки тому +14

      indeed it is! A surprisingly fun little sandbox simulator :)

  • @RomanDirge
    @RomanDirge 2 роки тому

    I would watch alternate versions of you creating works and interfering and then destroying them. Absolutely hysterical.

  • @christianZaal
    @christianZaal 2 роки тому +2

    Every single time I watch The Spiffing Brit destroy a game engine, I want to buy the game and play it

  • @alvinsaat2943
    @alvinsaat2943 2 роки тому +24

    Props to the editor, the editing is just class 👌

  • @Marcus-yn7wc
    @Marcus-yn7wc 2 роки тому +15

    The Spiffing Brit-“Well give them sheep… not to many sheep or they’ll turn into the welsh”

  • @jackielinde7568
    @jackielinde7568 2 роки тому +17

    Spiffing, how is your art skills? You could try round TWO of this game by creating a map that has one large, circular landmass, with the RIVER PENAGRAM carved into it, creating several large islands and one large, diseased, volcano landmass in the center. Just a suggestion.

  • @LordLeeCH
    @LordLeeCH 2 роки тому

    I got an ad for WorldBox before this video played. I could not be more entertained. This. More.

  • @Shawn-lw3rn
    @Shawn-lw3rn 2 роки тому +10

    In defense of my ork brethren, it's totally an ork thing to do when you light yourself on fire while invading.

    • @FUBARguy107
      @FUBARguy107 2 роки тому

      So according to other comment it was the British doing the fire. They were struck by lightning which has a chance to give them a super power. The power is that when 1 person dies lightning strikes their death location thus igniting the Orks.

    • @user-lp7ki6ty3g
      @user-lp7ki6ty3g 2 роки тому

      He lit them up as a joke, thats why you never saw it happen and why they didnt spontaneously combust when they invaded the dwarfs.

  • @JamesGod10
    @JamesGod10 2 роки тому +29

    Spiff: "I have become GOD!!!"
    Like he wasn't already ;)

  • @RayAkuma
    @RayAkuma 2 роки тому +6

    I like how you obviously used your powers to put them on fire and blessed them(played the game, know it in and out) and pretend "oh what happened here?" But i guess that's just how the British Operate xD

  • @zenixlo
    @zenixlo 2 роки тому +2

    I feel like this is a new editor, spiff give them a raise its hilarious

  • @williamcramb3246
    @williamcramb3246 2 роки тому +1

    I love how the USA’s motto was “Death and Taxes”! Ha. XD

  • @Basil_leaves27
    @Basil_leaves27 2 роки тому +10

    I’m so happy to see this game start to blow up after seeing how far it’s development has progressed

    • @blahorgaslisk7763
      @blahorgaslisk7763 2 роки тому

      You are just imagining things. That was a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or bugs what so ever.

  • @MCisverygood
    @MCisverygood 2 роки тому +4

    Spiff I think you drank a bit too much Yorkshire Tea Gold

  • @DubbleKoi
    @DubbleKoi 2 роки тому +16

    >me, an American, laughing in freedom between sips of my appropriated Columbian coffee with milk and honey
    >Spiff, a literal god, struggling to make me flinch

  • @alexisasheep6554
    @alexisasheep6554 2 роки тому +2

    "ofc involves the persecution of others"
    he's keeping it historically accurate I see

  • @morehouse98
    @morehouse98 4 місяці тому

    lmao i like how the dwarves just didn't do anything except survive and mine.
    war set on them? they defended successfully. undead army marching towards them? set up defenses and successfully repelled it. nuclear bombs tossed all over the continent? don't worry, they've settled on an island at the bottom right of the map and are just fine 😂

  • @1Arrowkill1
    @1Arrowkill1 2 роки тому +5

    "Silence for the horrors of war" hits way differently a month later.

  • @McPhilen
    @McPhilen 2 роки тому +4

    Always enjoy a good Skeggy putdown.

    • @liamw6562
      @liamw6562 2 роки тому

      The misery of every child born in the East Midlands

  • @neocounttarrant
    @neocounttarrant 2 роки тому +6

    Spiff has trained me too well. I started watching this video and found myself somehow in the kitchen making tea, without even meaning to.

  • @CasuallyShadow
    @CasuallyShadow Рік тому +1

    The British immediately getting culture conversion is so in character of them

  • @ryan4651
    @ryan4651 2 роки тому

    Just gonna say, you straight up cheer me up every time, kerthanks

  • @quantumslasher
    @quantumslasher 2 роки тому +7

    "That's literally what the orcs are running their economy off of, stolen goods."
    When the orcs are more British than the British in the game.

  • @Hermitstatus
    @Hermitstatus 2 роки тому +5

    It's amazing with how many gaffs and bias leveled against the other races never stopped them from pushing back against Spiff's British machinations.
    Except the Elves...

  • @DredgenLMAO
    @DredgenLMAO Рік тому +7

    The fact that four islands look like plant cells at the beginning is too funny to me

  • @Edaxidous
    @Edaxidous 2 роки тому +1

    It’s nice to see how far this games come. I’ve had it sense it came out

  • @konayasai
    @konayasai 2 роки тому

    The British flag waving behind you being flown up side down was a nice detail.

  • @Innocuous_Inc.
    @Innocuous_Inc. 2 роки тому +7

    As a proud citizen of the United States of America... i fully approve of how my homeland has been represented in this video.

  • @ryanfounds4952
    @ryanfounds4952 2 роки тому +3

    I am proud, he didnt say "ladies and gentlemen" until a full 1:17 seconds. Ladies and gentlemen, he usually averages 1.56 of those phrases per video before the minute mark. Truly impressive.

  • @Ainalom
    @Ainalom 2 роки тому +4

    Man, this is so good I almost spit out my tea. Which is actually a good thing because its just making more room for more tea.

  • @Averagechannelhandle
    @Averagechannelhandle 27 днів тому

    Goated how he drew Australia for the island at the start

  • @teddyfoxmcintosh8074
    @teddyfoxmcintosh8074 2 роки тому +2

    If Dumbledore was god

  • @yousafwazir286
    @yousafwazir286 2 роки тому +8

    Hello