Grew up in central Indiana and gladly credit Bob and Tom (and Heywood) for the fact that I’m not right to this day! Thanks boys! Purchased a Garden Weasel last week and couldn’t stop laughing at the cash register from the memories!!
People, my name is Heywood - some folks just say "Hey" I am a friend of Hugh, who introduced me to a woman from Amsterdam Her name, it was pronounced "you know", but spelled J-U-N-O and this is how, the introduction, it did go: Hugh said, "hey, Hey, you know me." I said, "hey, Hugh, I know you too, Hugh." Hugh said, "hey, do you know Juno?" I said, "Juno, how do you do?" Juno said, "howdy, Hey, howdy Hugh." She was extremely pleasant to be introduced to. Then Juno knew Hey, and Juno knew Hugh, and Hey and Hugh knew Juno. Just then, a woman from South Korea stopped by to say hi. Her name, it was pronounced "me", although it was spelled "M-I". She, too, just knew Hugh, so Hugh, he knew just what to do, so Hugh commenced to introduce us. Hugh said, "Hi, Mi, I know you." Mi said, "hi, Hugh, you know I'm Mi." Hugh said, "Mi, do you know Juno? And Juno, do you know Mi? Hey, Hey, do you know Mi?" I said, "no, Hugh, but I would like to meet Mi." Then Mi knew Hey, and Mi knew Hugh, and Mi knew Juno. And Hey, Juno and Hugh knew me. Just then, a friend of mine whose last name, it was Ei -it was spelled E-I, but pronounced "eye"- happened to walk by. So when I said, "Ei, would like you to meet some friends of mine." Ei said, "that would be fine." I said, "Ei, do you know Hugh?" I said, "Ei, do you know Juno?" I said, "Mi, do you know Ei?" Hugh said, "I know Ei." And Juno, she knew Ei and Mi knew Ei and Mi said, "hi, Ei." And so, now, Hey, Juno and Mi knew Ei. And Ei knows Mi and Ei knows Hey and Ei knows Juno and Hugh. Hey and Ei knew Juno and Hugh, and Hugh knew I knew Juno and Mi, and Hugh knew Mi and Mi knew Ei. Juno knew I knew Hugh, so Mi thanked Hugh and I thanked Hugh, and Juno thanked Hugh.
Full lyrics per Chicks request: People my name is Heywood Some folks just say Hey I am a friend of Hugh Who intro me to a woman from Amsterdam Her name it was pronounced "you know" But spelled J U N O And this is how the introduction, it did go Hugh said, "Hey, Hey you know me" I said, "Hey, Hugh I know you too, Hugh" Hugh said, "Hey do you know Juno" I said, "Juno how do you do?" Juno said, "Howdie Hey and howdie Hugh." She was extremely pleasant to be introduced to Then Juno knew Hey And Juno knew Hugh And Hey and Hugh knew Juno Just then a woman from South Korea Stopped by to say hi Her name it was pronounced "me" although it was spelled M I She too just knew Hugh So Hugh he knew just what to do So Hugh commenced to introduce us Hugh said, "Hi Mi I know you" Mi said, "Hi Hugh you know I'm Mi" Hugh said, "Mi do you know Juno?" "And Juno do you know Mi?" "Hey, Hey do you know Mi?" I said, "No Hugh, but I would like to meet Mi" And then Mi knew Hey and me knew Hugh And Mi knew Juno And Hey, Juno, and Hugh knew Mi Just then a friend of mine Who's last name it was Ei It was spelled E I But pronounced I Happened to walk by So when I said, "Ei would you like to meet some friends of mine?" Ei said, "That would be fine" I said, "Ei do you know Hugh?" I said, "Ei do you know Juno?" I said, "Mi do you know Ei? Hugh said, "I know Ei" And Juno, she knew Ei And Mi knew Ei And Mi said, "Hi Ei" So now Hey, Juno, Hugh, and Mi knew Ei And Ei knows Mi and Ei knows Hey And Ei knows Juno and Hugh Hey and Ei knew Juno and Hugh And Hugh knew Ei knew Juno and Mi And Hugh knew Mi and Mi knew Ei Juno knew Ei and Hugh knew you So Mi thank you and I thank Hugh and Juno thank you
would of loved to sing this in my english class and watch the teachers vein throb, right next to the Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo being grammatically.
When Heywood screws up the lyrics, it just makes it funnier.
Grew up in central Indiana and gladly credit Bob and Tom (and Heywood) for the fact that I’m not right to this day! Thanks boys! Purchased a Garden Weasel last week and couldn’t stop laughing at the cash register from the memories!!
People, my name is Heywood - some folks just say "Hey"
I am a friend of Hugh, who introduced me to a woman from Amsterdam
Her name, it was pronounced "you know", but spelled J-U-N-O and this is how, the introduction, it did go:
Hugh said, "hey, Hey, you know me." I said, "hey, Hugh, I know you too, Hugh."
Hugh said, "hey, do you know Juno?" I said, "Juno, how do you do?"
Juno said, "howdy, Hey, howdy Hugh." She was extremely pleasant to be introduced to.
Then Juno knew Hey, and Juno knew Hugh, and Hey and Hugh knew Juno.
Just then, a woman from South Korea stopped by to say hi. Her name, it was pronounced "me", although it was spelled "M-I".
She, too, just knew Hugh, so Hugh, he knew just what to do, so Hugh commenced to introduce us.
Hugh said, "Hi, Mi, I know you." Mi said, "hi, Hugh, you know I'm Mi."
Hugh said, "Mi, do you know Juno? And Juno, do you know Mi? Hey, Hey, do you know Mi?" I said, "no, Hugh, but I would like to meet Mi."
Then Mi knew Hey, and Mi knew Hugh, and Mi knew Juno. And Hey, Juno and Hugh knew me.
Just then, a friend of mine whose last name, it was Ei -it was spelled E-I, but pronounced "eye"- happened to walk by.
So when I said, "Ei, would like you to meet some friends of mine."
Ei said, "that would be fine."
I said, "Ei, do you know Hugh?" I said, "Ei, do you know Juno?" I said, "Mi, do you know Ei?" Hugh said, "I know Ei." And Juno, she knew Ei and Mi knew Ei and Mi said, "hi, Ei."
And so, now, Hey, Juno and Mi knew Ei.
And Ei knows Mi and Ei knows Hey and Ei knows Juno and Hugh.
Hey and Ei knew Juno and Hugh, and Hugh knew I knew Juno and Mi, and Hugh knew Mi and Mi knew Ei.
Juno knew I knew Hugh, so Mi thanked Hugh and I thanked Hugh, and Juno thanked Hugh.
Well done😂
Cool! But can you please type it with the key changes? I lost my keys.
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He is mind-boggling!
And that is the Genious of Heywood , ...
Heywood is so damn funny! I didn't know he was a lefty guitar player. That's awesome!
The Bob & Tom Show introduced me to Haywood Banks! Lyrical Lyrics so laugh with!!
I used to live by him and got to meet him. He really is a great guy and funny as well
I love these ridiculous songs. love 'em
you know mi?
The man is a comedy genius.
The Genius of Heywood Banks
I tried to sing this song with Haywood and my tongue decided to move and take up permanent residence in my nose!😄
Lyrics are where? Love this song!
Love this!!!
It's a good thing Ho and Hi didn't stop by.
You can always tell when they’re laughing for real and I think they are here
Pro Tip. turn on Closed Captioning. Hilarious
thanks, great tip, didn't think it could get funnier
[Music]
You know
No. No we dont. But ok.
Hey, you’re a genius!
Still waiting for that lyric sheet!!! :)
Kent Nelson I loved when Tom said sing-a-long
OMG this is brilliant. ROFL
Full lyrics per Chicks request:
People my name is Heywood
Some folks just say Hey
I am a friend of Hugh
Who intro me to a woman from Amsterdam
Her name it was pronounced "you know"
But spelled J U N O
And this is how the introduction, it did go
Hugh said, "Hey, Hey you know me"
I said, "Hey, Hugh I know you too, Hugh"
Hugh said, "Hey do you know Juno"
I said, "Juno how do you do?"
Juno said, "Howdie Hey and howdie Hugh."
She was extremely pleasant to be introduced to
Then Juno knew Hey
And Juno knew Hugh
And Hey and Hugh knew Juno
Just then a woman from South Korea
Stopped by to say hi
Her name it was pronounced "me"
although it was spelled M I
She too just knew Hugh
So Hugh he knew just what to do
So Hugh commenced to introduce us
Hugh said, "Hi Mi I know you"
Mi said, "Hi Hugh you know I'm Mi"
Hugh said, "Mi do you know Juno?"
"And Juno do you know Mi?"
"Hey, Hey do you know Mi?"
I said, "No Hugh, but I would like to meet Mi"
And then Mi knew Hey and me knew Hugh
And Mi knew Juno
And Hey, Juno, and Hugh knew Mi
Just then a friend of mine
Who's last name it was Ei
It was spelled E I
But pronounced I
Happened to walk by
So when I said, "Ei would you like to meet some friends of mine?"
Ei said, "That would be fine"
I said, "Ei do you know Hugh?"
I said, "Ei do you know Juno?"
I said, "Mi do you know Ei?
Hugh said, "I know Ei"
And Juno, she knew Ei
And Mi knew Ei
And Mi said, "Hi Ei"
So now Hey, Juno, Hugh, and Mi knew Ei
And Ei knows Mi and Ei knows Hey
And Ei knows Juno and Hugh
Hey and Ei knew Juno and Hugh
And Hugh knew Ei knew Juno and Mi
And Hugh knew Mi and Mi knew Ei
Juno knew Ei and Hugh knew you
So Mi thank you
and I thank Hugh
and Juno thank you
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would of loved to sing this in my english class and watch the teachers vein throb, right next to the Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo being grammatically.
Hopefully now 4 years later Haywood, you've finally worked this out? Or, have you added more characters, maybe a Bibi, pronounced bye bye. 😄
Heywood Hugh get a clue so Ei could introduce the two of you?
So who's on first?
Someone is having a stroke...
What album is this on? Can't seem to find it.
No negative talk here but there it’s ok? LOLOL
WORLD'S HARDEST SING-ALONG SONG ; }
Hilarious
OMG WTF!!! LOLOL
Awful? Shush chick