James May roasts YouTubers' cars!
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- Опубліковано 1 тра 2024
- Once James May is on UA-cam, no one is safe! Watch as James rates the most famous UA-camr cars - from Adam LZ's Zeroy to Jimmy Broadbent's R32 Skyline. Let the roast commence!
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Imagine buying a ferrari 458 for hundreds of thousands of dollars, then spending another thousands of dollars to make it look like e gt3, just to have it being compared to vegan cheese
Being compared to vegan anything in fact.
I pissed myself laughing at that comment.
Bit like this COVID situation. Everyone panic buying and no one wants Vegan food a bit like that 458 really.
He actually bought it as a wrecked car and afterwards he built it up
@@yessir629 your wright
@@montagemixerZz I would rather die from starvation than eat vegan.
Forgetting how many Ferrari’s you actually have is an enormous flex
It's Over 9000
Hahahaha. True true.
@Mike Anderson Are they golden shoes?
How many ferraris do I have?
How many slices of bread have you eaten?
I love James May because you know he probably did really forget about one lol
"Your Ferrari is like vegan cheese" is the most aggressively elegant insult I've ever heard. It's brilliant
I'm going to learn to say it in Italian.
Turns out its, La tua Ferrari e come il formaggio vegano. Not sure why I thought it was more complicated.
Ikr
CHEESE!!!!!!!
it's my new roast
James may you are legend !
i remember when i was 9 years old and thought this dude really died when his car rolled off the cliff in top gear.
Anyway...
Wait, he didn't??
That when they were in Albania in the Bentley or the yugo
@@ultimategmoneyremaber1821 yep xD. it traumatized me as a kid. i was lke "WHAT HOW ARE TEY JUS GONNA LET HIM DIEE!! IM NEVER DRIVING IN THIS COUNTrY" XDDD
I call it the rejected Bentley so don't get because it jumped off the cliff5
James May is such a baller he momentarily forgot about his second Ferrari
I was like how rich do you have to be, to forget you own a Ferrari?
Oh yeah, i forgot about that La Ferrari i bought and tucked away in the back shed.
Haha yes, that's what makes him so cool without even trying lol
Thats the dementia kicking in
@@jarhead2368 his better days have passed unfortunately...
"He knows what he's talking about, he's a clever bloke... hair needs messing up a bit." - James May 2020. Found my new Twitter tagline! 😂(And the S2000 is getting replaced, already had the Crosstrek). You're the best, James!
"Perfect teeth" 😁👍
As soon as I saw him talk about you I came straight to the comments to see if you’d seen this yet! You’re quick on the draw!
Future collab? Eh eh? Let’s give the people what they want!
I want to see James and you build an engine in that VR game! Special episode of The Reassembler?
He has you worked out J :D
If Jason, James, Allen Millyard & a whiteboard ever meet for a pint at 'The Flatt Pheasant' . . . we're doomed : )
Congrats, Senpai noticed you.
Disliking Ford GT cause Jeremy owned one. 🤣😂
actually jeremy problem is bcs of uk's regulation, not bcs of the gt itself. ford gt is an amazing car tbh!
Eric S what uk regulations?
@@louis9856 European super cars are required to have immobilizers and tracking devices installed since so many get stolen. They don't come on the Ford GT, so Jeremy had to have them installed. This is what he had a problem with, not the GT itself.
04m6gto ahh that’s a big shame
I was talking about how James said he dislikes the GT cause Jeremy owned one.
James May: "Never have your engine exposed."
Cleetus McFarland: * HEAVY BREATHING *
*nervous glance to pile of Corvette hoods in the corner
Roadkill wants to know your location
@@dmacpher roadkill is dead
Nicolas Mora to you maybe, I’m happy to pay.
,😂🤣😅😂
James May is too smart and well-mannered to roast someone. And he's old. 8/10.
Score!
How dare you... It's experienced not old
Wish I could say the same about the other two A-Holes he associates himself with, I mean, Jason Fenske has forgotten more about cars and tech than both of those two other TV idiots collectively, have ever known.
@Scott Hotchkiss Whatever.
@Scott Hotchkiss Exactly.
"James May politely slow cooks (over many days and just slightly above room temperature) UA-camrs' cars!"
lmao 😂
He simmered some tho
That's a great comment. 😄👏
Quality comment. I thought the same
Slow... Like the ferrari's he likes so much.
"The Ford GT one:It has a deeply unpleasant association with Jeremy Clarkson"😂😂😂😂
"I am a Ferrari fan. I still have one.... well two actually, come to think of it."
so casual
... Thank god he didn’t see a picture of my 911, haha! But from Ferrari fan to Ferrari fan, I’m flattered. 360 for the win!
That's your sunday made I bet!!
Hahaha I used to watch seen through glass... good shout out for the channel
Hahahahaha congrats Sam ! Good win from the words of the godfather of petrol heads
Seen Through Glass if James knew that you’re changing the exhaust I suspect you may not have done so well!
Congrats sam!! Hahaha...this was fun!
He's actually quite fair, he's only criticizing and I like it
Definitely one of the classiest 'roasts' I've seen.
Imagine if it was Clarkson instead of May.
@@Hans-qq7jd He would've been a lot harsher
@@captin3149 I wouldn't even call it a 'roast'.
@@Hans-qq7jd WHERE IS MY HAMMER
I would like to someday be rich enough to forget that I own a 2nd Ferrari.
255273848595969685326622563748596960605327727263839495969696960606049393827 Ferrari’s! Yes I did something helpThE BrOkEn GlAsS KiDs why stop there? 47472829291010826465499229274656530028£847575748202957577548392735676966984
@@Joshdoingthings1 wut?
@@MattBonk991 if I knew then, I don’t remember now
@@Joshdoingthings1 k
Come on man dream big
James May calling your car "refurbished furniture" is a compliment.
It’s cool how familiar he is with the UA-cam car community
@The Vintage Vegetarian Well your opening is pretty dope lol, fuck it i'll sub.
The Vintage Vegetarian because you have 93 subs?
@The Vintage Vegetarian maybe cause you review food and not cars lolol
@The Vintage Vegetarian I know what mean! 🤣 Your channel looks great 😊
@The Vintage Vegetarian your a vegan. I'm sure you tell everyone who you are
Alternative title: James May defrosts youtubers cars in room temperature
🤣
"Now as you'd expect, I've done this properly, and I'm defrosting these comments in the fridge"
"Deeply unpleasant association with Jeremy Clarkson."
Love it!
I like how James still following the
"If we own one of those cars , its not cool" rule long after the Cool Wall burned down
"I have a Ferrari. Two come to think of it." That's a flex
Yeah tfw you forget you have a Ferrari
Bob the Hat King I have none but wouldn’t mind a nice old Maranello of one series or other
"I'm a Ferrari fan, I still got one... I've got 2 infact"
.
First world problems, when you forget you have 2 Ferraris
Yeah because everyone in the "first world" has at least one ferrari......
@@vrs9486 Not everyone, I have a Porsche and a Lambo instead. :P
@@vrs9486 r/whoosh
Scrolled down the second I heard that line to see if there was a comment on it. Boom first one haha
@@SuperLisandro86 And a small pp? Or why you have to mention that here?
"some people said it was a bit bland, but i thought it was nice" - James May in a Nutshell
James may: roast Doug
Doug: hello may, im here to find the quirk and features
Sauce of your profile picture
The Doug score on this roast is a 72 out of 100.
"James May roast UA-camr's cars"
James May: Its very well done. This is a nice car. oh, I like that. It's a nice looking car. Just tremendous.
that's the Brit version of roasting
Brits so good at roasting you don't even know you're being roasted.
@David Irwin spitroasting maybe
@David Irwin I thought Scots were best at deep frying.
@@BuddhaOfDarkness thought the dutch had won that competition
"It has a *deeply* unpleasant association with Jeremy Clarkson."
- James May on a Ford GT, 2020
Wasn’t Hammond also into the silly muscle cars?
@@MikhaelAhava yes, but not the GT. He got Mustangs (old and new one)
"If any of us owns one...its automatically uncool".
That was the line that got my thumbs up.
@@MikhaelAhava When you're four foot nothing and you have money, I think it's a prerequisite to have a silly muscle car.
absolute delight to watch chaps......cant wait for the next stuff.....keep up the great work on the channel
"Like comment subscribe and whatever. "
The influencer we need
"James May roasts UA-camrs' cars!"..... likes 95% of them....
Car enthusiasts love most cars. European, American, Japanese, etc. doesn't matter.
I wasn't suggesting he's not allowed to like them... My point is that's not what the title suggests.
However, Minneux has provided an explanation to that
BTW... "Most cars" are depressing things like Toyota Camrys or Rav4s. As a car enthusiast myself, I'd have to say I only like interesting cars
Karlosovic77 don’t hate the playa hate the game
The respect is there yes. Respect is what keeps people happy. Yes even be respectful to the straight piped Honda’s.
If James roasted Hoovies Garage's cars that'd be an entire 10 minute video in itself
Please let that happen...
James wouldn't roast the cars, he would roast Hoovies' financial decisions.
10 minute video per car
Yeah. Roast his car history is like a whole season of grand tour.
Please help us make this comment top one. I really would like to see that video!
Imagine james may saying you’re a clever bloke, id die of happiness
@Marc Archibald I hope you fix your ego, it may make you less miserable.
@Marc Archibald yea lets be so dense until u cannot understand hyperbole
This dude flames a r32 and Adam Lz’s garage built burnt out machine, I’m happy we started the first cup of tea
“His upbeat American ways and perfect teeth.”
SCORCHED! 🤣
kik
aaron names Why do I get the feeling that he was describing Richard Hammond.
And "gray hair" (quote from his own video about himself)
Where's the roasting of 2SEXY and 2WISTD? Maybe that's worth it's own episode... 😳
3.2m subscribers, 6 likes
@@TheVentrillion They did comment later compared to everyone else, MCM has one of the strongest fanbases in YT car channels. :b
I know right
Bump
2SEXY cannot be roasted. It is a stunner.
I remember when I found my second Ferrari in my shirt pocket before doing the laundry.
Hotwheels?
The guys are like pb&j. Jeremy is the jam cause he's full of energy and flavor. Richard is the peanut butter because he is both smooth and not smooth. And James is the bread, keeping it all together with sensibility and a dash of taste.
James May comparing Tj Hunt’s 458 to “vegan cheese” is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in 2020
And one of the most accurate ngl
His Ferrari ua-cam.com/video/_AKoE2cwzbE/v-deo.html
you must not have heard many funny things in 2020
But is it supermarket basic range vegan cheese or taste the difference vegan cheese?
@@PianoKwanMan You can over analyse jokes if you want to, but you'd be wrong, to quote James May.
Brilliant, you have to love a man who forgets he’s got “Another Ferrari “
I was wondering if anyone would comment on this. I *still* have a Ferrari, well, I have *two*, come to think of it. He seriously lapsed how many Ferrari's he owns.
2:22 - one of my all time favourite Ferrari's. Glad to see it get the recognition it deserves.
Mr May truly the GOAT. 57/10
A funny similarity between James May and me is that apparently we both tend to forget how many Ferraris we have off the top of our heads...
“I have 2 in fact come to think of it”
You know you’re in a good place when you forget how many Ferrari’s you have!
“That color’s a bit bathroom” 😂
Garrett Stefanek when did he say that??
picken chuffs and Guinness when he was talking about the murcielago
3:58
That 360 is absolutely gorgeous, a classic in the making...
Captain Slowly staying hip and keeping up with the times as always xD
U WOT M8
I was waiting for this response 😂😂😂
Thicc brit gets roasted by THICCER brit
I was happily surprised to see ol' Jimmer here!
I expected to see u here lol
James needs a VB longnecccc reeeeeee
"That Ferrari is a little bit flashy"
If you want to get some actual burns out of him, let him roast Jeremy's and Hammond's cars😂
Id rather hear Clarkson go on about 911s and other 'stylized' Porches no matter who owns them.
I can't tell how much I appreciate Mr. May being so frank.
When James said cool wheels, sweet whip I felt it
I wonder what James' response to Doug would be if it was his Barbie G-Wagen and not his Ford GT
Doug always love weird and interesting cars
"Did he get that from Hammond?"
@@AnthonyFransella "Wow! It's Hammond's car from that police car challenge we did a few years back, and by god puberty did a number on it."
They could have put his E63 AMG Wagon as well. Which I think May would have liked more than the GT and the G-Wagen.
Forgetting how many Ferraris you own:
Life Goals
I once forgot I had zero Ferraris. Does that make me cool?
We knew you'd choose that one! Very entertaining Mr. May!
The most british roast I've ever seen, and I've had roasts ever sunday for my whole life.
“Ferrari knew what they were doing n he left it alone.”
Yes.
Exactly. Funny how some people think that they gonna improve their car by modifying it.
Almost always ruining it awfully.
Isn’t STG trying to make it a 360CS wannabe now? Should leave it “standard”!
"Assess some UA-cam influencers' wheels."
Title : James May roasts UA-camr's cars!
It's a polite English Sunday roast.
AKA True Brit Roasting
Poor Jimmer :(
This is everything I've ever needed, wanted and more
I remember that time I reached into my pocket and found $5 I forgot I had. I was soooo happy. It made my day. Suddenly remembering I owned a second Ferrari?!! I think my heart would explode with happiness!!
Raptor and Prowler
And both are standard for the most part
TheStraightPipes i second this
What are you guys doing at the bottom of the comment section, here take a like, up up!
Prowler
Thumbs up for TheStraightPipes
Never thought I'd hear a color described as "a bit bathroom"
Spot on aswell
It's very close to being 'Brighton Green' which is very.... gay pride!
What microphone are you using? I love the sound.
I can go to sleep listening to this. 10/10 love it
“It’s a bit like vegan Cheese” Oof 😅 😂
I've got put this roast in my bag of roasting.
V E G A N C H E E S E
So true, my wife WAS vegan, when she tried to give the cat and dog some fake cheese and the wouldn't eat it she realised you can't beat the real thing 😂
That one hurt.
RCR remains the permanent outsiders.
An RCR/James May podcast would be brilliant.
@@matthewfoote1494 But only if they review crap/ordinary cars.
Now that I think about it I think May might be trying to avoid anything that could be construed as kicking down. A man who can't remember how many Ferraris he owns shouldn't make fun of someone's 15-year-old Mustang.
You're better off outside the tent pissing in. :)
Send James May a standing invitation to ride along on one of your car shoots. If you don't ask, the answer is always "No".
Never thought I needed to hear James May say “Dissing” 😂😂😂
"the best kind of people have gold wheels on their car" 😂😂😂
"I am a ferrari fan I still have one
I have 2 when I come to think about it actually"
Another casual day when I forgot the count of my ferraris
i bet he has more than 2! the plonker
Ferrari is for rich wankers that just want to show off
“I like Doug I really do”..... said by Doug’s wife’s father.
He doesn't have any children
@@ss48g it's a joke
@@ss48g r/Swoosh
Which Dougy ? Not thee dubbed The Mexican Stig.
@@ule2387 you really just said swoosh huh
“It’s a bit bathroom”
u dont know me
Liked this phrase best
I knew the GT would reference to Clarkson 😂
I love how James never knows why he’s doing these videos
He wakes up, looks around, and thinks to himself: "I had yet *another* dream in which I made a UA-cam video."
Nah mate he is just hungry for money and isn't ashamed of making it anyway possible
To Jame's handler: keep up the good work! And up the dosage! Keep him dazed and confused and the lols will keep rolling in and for godsake keep the other 2 numpties away
@@VD-zn1ed The one with the brains! always has been... not the gurner or noel edmunds 2.0
He gettin paid thats why. Why would he do this for free lol
I just wanna say for a Top Gear / Grand Tour addict like me, it's such a blessing that James May is still producing content and got with the times as far as putting out UA-cam content...
I've watched so much Top Gear that May's wit, voice and dry commentary is like comfort food to me. It's so great that he seems to enjoy Youtubing and does so much of it.
His Japan show was good as well
It's his low, soothing voice and his articulate speech. I can listen to him drone on and on and on.
Well weighted, loved it. Thank you! And yes, the 360 rules them all.
The fact that Harry and James know each makes me happy.
It's an island, lol.
wow, I'm just realising now that James May is apparently watching the same UA-cam channels as me/us.
But he's getting paid to watch them :'(
@Eddy and then did this video, for which he will most likely be getting paid, meaning he got paid to watch those channels.
It's not a bad thing, I just wish I was paid to watch UA-cam too!
@@fromthegamethrone honestly man, you can be glad you don't have to pay to watch Yoututbe because usually you have to pay the supplier for entertainment and knowledge
Fighting _OBI i pay for youtube
@@fromthegamethrone you need to re-evaluate your perspective on the world
If any of them had a Dacia Sandaro or Fiat Panda we probably would have had a 2 hour video of James explaining their exellent choices.
Very underrated
"Nice motor. Sweet whip. Cool wheels." was also James May's answer when asked to sum up his entire experience on 'Top Gear'.
I couldn't stop laughing when he said "It's almost like Vegan Cheese" 😭😭😭
"It's a tribute car, I don't really like that. I don't like retro styling." says the old lady who bought Alpine A110.
Kai Danardono indeed!!!
He's actually stated before that the only fault he finds with the alpine is its retro styling
@@Devraj-ci6co The thing that makes the new Alpine A110 so cool is the retro styling imo, a lot of other brands need to take notes from this I find. Then why in the first place did he buy himself the new alpine?
@@timdreesen489
ua-cam.com/video/KtzpRD8p-ug/v-deo.html
time stamp: 2:02
It'll be better to hear himself saying it than me trying to explan
Tim Dreesen you can own a car and not like something about it
If i ever owned an S2000, I'd never give it up. Saw many is San Francisco and would always stop to admire them.
+ his voice reverberates in my brain, with the headphones i have. haha
It's cool that James knows about some of these guys/cars. I wish he made more videos than he does too.
Should've asked Jeremy to do this. Would've nailed it.
Yes. I need to see Clarkson doing this.
EXACTLY
@@spannerclyde6832 "Maniac, Maniac, Yobbo, Maniac"
@@vert3432 true
@@vert3432 Exactly.
I want James to start a series, "Judging my subscribers cars" like other youtubers. I mean who wouldn't want their cars be judged by Captain Slowly himself.
Ooooh yes I drive what he has said to be the worst car ever
I think Captain Slow not gonna like it.
Capt. Slow would be fine. But I wouldn't want my daily commute to be judged by Jezza. I ride a bicycle.
@@samarvora7185 So you just unemployed ? I mean why don't buy a car then ?
No matter how busy I am, I always find time to watch James May lol
James May : "I don't like retro styling" ... haha. Ok James.
“I still have one.. i have 2 infact come to think of it” .. in what world would you almost forget your second Ferrari
He is not into bragging I guess
because there's only ever 1 of them that runs?
chris davidson that is spot on!
I would love to see James comment on Cleetus McFarland’s Corvette Leroy.
I'd like to see what he had to say about the mystery machine
Pretty much every car Cleetus owns
@@drewmaurer165 they could do a whole video on just Cleetus' fleet lol
I'm not sure a brit can handle another round of that much bald eagle.
His face when he saw the Ford GT😂
"Hm, Clarkson"
“Some people said it was a bit bland, but I thought it was nice”
That sums up James May really well
The second I saw Dougs Ford GT, I automatically knew James wasn’t gonna like it based off the fact that Jeremy Had one
“He’s left it alone! Let that be a lesson to all of you.” Amen James! 👍🏻
"So do you like my new car?"
"you're great. you know i know you're a great man"
Getting mentioned by James May is more like an achievement for me
Tj hunt said the same thing. He really loves the fact James may talk about he's car.
@@chriscollins550 where did he say that ?
@@EmirDemirovski on he's most recent video. Why he's driving the C8 cross America. Why?
@@chriscollins550 thanks, haven't watched it yet !
@@EmirDemirovski it's a really cool but In a way not much going
Doug DeMuro should do a review of James May.
“THIS is James May, and today I’m going to review him. I’m going to show you all of his quirks and features, then I’m going to take him for a walk, and then I’m going to give him a Doug score.
Now I’ve borrowed James from Jeremy and Richard, and you can check out their program on Amazon.
Well start with his hair, which give off an ‘I don’t care what other’s think’ attitude...
..finely going for a walk. James is surprisingly agile, yet walks without dragging his feet.
...and now it’s time to give him a Doug score. In the weekend category, James doesn’t run, but walks fairly briskly and he gets 2. For styling, he dresses consciously, but is a bit out of fashion and he gets a 5..in the daily categories, he’s a competent cook and quite knowledge about beverages, and gets and 9. Finally value, and I think most personalities nowadays are generally fake, and ones like James will be harder to find, and he gets a 10, for a total score of...”
I approve of this....
Love this :D
I was the 26 comment LOOL
26th like* ^
I read that in my brain in Doug's voice 😂
“Doug is great” well yes but actually yes
yall should talk about car trek. I want to see James's thoughts on Tavarish Hoovie and Ed aping the Top Gear style
100%... the series was gold!
And i also kinda recommend donut media "hilow" series
“It encourages debate ... but you’re wrong”
I love James May.
Honestly I’m not sure how he does it but James may just makes talking entertaining even tho he’s not saying anything crazy
Kevin Reilly ive always loved some of the insults he would come out with on top gear when ragging on clarkson or hammond e.g - “Clarkson, you infantile pillock!” haha
It's a charming, quirky charisma that some English people of his generation have. English can be spoken in quite a musicalish way because of the way the words sound too.
Simon Savill woah that got a little too real for me 😳
I wanna see he’s reactions to Cleetus McFarlands Leroy
Love to see your reaction on edd China and hos rolling armchers and bed, after all he roasted you three for having proper cars
"Doug is Great"
- James May 2020
Doug for US president
Well, I know whom I'm voting for now
@@bullracing1 he would have a dougscore for every state and list their quirks and features
He described Doug like a girl describes a guy she would never date 😂
THISSSSS... is James Score:
*wrong choice Doug*
Андрей Медведков 😂😂