Hey guys! Just to clarify, the fidget spinner illuminati shape was a JOKE. the rest, not so much. Also all of these are just theories and shouldn't be taken as fact. Let me know down in the comments which ones you believe and which ones you don't! Also, please don't let any of these theories effect your life. They are just meant for fun and to open up our minds and open up interesting conversations!
I aint saying i would... But if i saw that. I would put back whatever i stole and walk out of the house as calmly as i could. "Here have this back man, i feel bad" lmao
what if there’s a theory where shane is canceled. i mean all of the sudden he’s canceled when what he’s done had been years ago. why now? maybe he was saying too much? maybe he said something? maybe shane leaked something way beyond us and he had to delete it? maybe that’s why he’s “canceled”
Jasmine Guerrero Don’t worry, fluoride is only harmful in large quantities, you’d have to eat like 3 toothpaste cartridges everyday for it to start having a negative effect
As a previous batista for Starbucks I can honestly say I misspelled it because I was too much in a rush to ask exactly how to spell it and I'm terrible at spelling. I honestly had issues rememenbering how to spell Cheryl it took me Years! It was frustrating for my head lol. My manager actually encouraged me to ask the customer how to spell their name correctly but in morning rush with 20 people or more. Nope no i dont have time to ask. Keep the line moving lol
Now, imagine breaking into a house, only to see this guy creepily smiling and doesnt acknowledge you breaking into his house even though you tried speaking to him.
I just drinked water when shane started talking about flouride, and i was literally sipping water again and trying to taste if it actually taste flouride (Im really that weird)
Omg how he talked about the movie Frozen being a cover up for Walt Disneys body being frozen... Now they make a movie about pigeon spies to cover this up!!!
stop it? racism isn't funny. there's no real proof that corona came from a bat, or even china as a whole, and nor is it their fault if a disease happened to spawn in their country and spread to others. nor does corona make it okay to not like the chinese / china. be a better human being.
Shane: PIGEONS ARE SPIES Me: *looks outside* Pigeon: *walks into tree* Me:😑 Edit: Thanks for all the likes!! Edit 2: It was a joke😂 why are people finding this offensive!
@@DoubleAron77 they're actually really really smart, smarter than most ppl I'd say nowadays. There's really good informative clips on YT about pigeons, got mad respect for them, birds in general are very intelligent. They used pigeons during wars to send post/info and they found their ways, if that's not incredible I dont know what else amazes ppl nowadays
Barista “ok, what name can I put on the cup?” Customer “mumblz “ B: “sorry can you say that again?” C: “MUMBLZ LOUDER” B: “ok, then. Mumblz it is,” Customer leaves store and takes marbles out of mouth: “gah. Why can’t they spell Mike?? It’s so easy!” Bitch please. Just tell us your name, don’t say “ummm” 😂 you know what we’re going to ask!!
I know I'm late to this video but holy shit, I wasn't that scared at first but the gun cock sound and crying really scared me, but the eye thing is literally one of my worst nightmares and im SHOOK 😩
so let me get this straight, the guy who was planning on breaking into his house knocked first? Then when he found the home owner staring into a camera smiling his first thought was to say hello? Just what? Also what would happen if he answered the door would the robber just say "hello I've come to rob the place"
Robbers usually knock to see if anyonesin and if they answer the door theyll have a backup of what to say lol. They cant just walk in if they dont know if someone's home
Has happened to my house mate. Someone broke in and called "Hello?" from the hallway while she was in the living room. She thought it was our other housemates boyfriend and answered "Hello!" back and then she heard him leave the house. She didn't think anything of it and later the cops showed up saying that a neighbour said they saw somebody break in. When she called our housemates boyfriend he said he was never there... So yeah just an example to show why the person would knock or say "hello".
I grew up in the panhandle in West Texas. My dentist can tell that I grew up in the area by looking at my teeth. The state finally admitted that they added fluoride among other stuff in a letter that they sent to residents in our small town about 15 years ago. They did it for several decades. 😠
Bitch if I saw some dude sitting in the middle of the room, not even talking, and maybe saw the camera and he's just fucking smiling, I'd Nope the fuck out of there
I went in a Starbucks once and this guy said his name was Shane when the barista gave him the cup it low key said “Shane Dawson” with like three hearts...
Hey guys! Just to clarify, the fidget spinner illuminati shape was a JOKE. the rest, not so much. Also all of these are just theories and shouldn't be taken as fact. Let me know down in the comments which ones you believe and which ones you don't! Also, please don't let any of these theories effect your life. They are just meant for fun and to open up our minds and open up interesting conversations!
FIRST
Hey shane
2nd comment
heyyyyy
hey dad
*me trying to watch Shane at 3 AM and trying not to wake my parents up*
Shane: “GUYS WE JUST FINISHED A PODCAST-”
Millie O’Connel!!! Hahaha
ME! 😂
Headphones
I’m deaddd 😂
Lolz
My friends who work at Starbucks said that they misspell names on purpose as a joke and to trigger people because it gets boring sometimes at work lol
We also do it because we sometimes just don't have time to write it. Or because names are hard. We (atleast my shop) don't do it for publicity haha!
Ippei Morita hurt my
Rose Cormier hutt
pretty sure misspelling someone's name wouldnt send them into a panic attack / trigger their PSTD but ok... use better description words next time.
Ippei Morita Its genius LOL
That dude probably broke in, saw him sitting there staring and smiling at the camera all creepy and was like
NOPE, I AM ROBBING THE *_WRONG_* HOUSE
lmao
Britterally that’s what i was thinking 😹😹
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA LOL ME TOO IF I WAS THE ROBBER XD
I creeped the comments to see if someone thought this too hahaha
Dude believe me or not but my brother created the fidget spinner trend he was the one who found them
Shane: these are all just conspiracy theory's
Me: MOM DID YOU KNOW-
I saw the same comment but on a different video
STOP I DO THIS
@@j4r3li oh sorry if I stole a comment
@@j4r3li didn't know
@@doobie0791 its ok
Why do I watch these videos at night I have anxiety
LDshadowlad y same
It's night for you? it is day for me!
LDshadowlad y Yas ldshadowlady
DangerDragon543 yeah shane normally uploads at 8 pm for us
DangerDragon543 same
Imagine breaking into someone's house, walking into a room, and seeing a guy sitting down, unmoving, smiling, and staring into a camera
I aint saying i would... But if i saw that. I would put back whatever i stole and walk out of the house as calmly as i could.
"Here have this back man, i feel bad" lmao
I’ll call the cops even if it means I’m rating myself out
HJP that’s why he left lol
I would of slowly walked out of his house and put back everything I stole and say,” uh- have a nice day sir”
I would be haunted for the rest of my life
I sorta want Shane to talk about the Area 51 raid. There are a lot of conspiracies lately about it, and...yeah
Me tooo!!!!!!!!
same XD
SAME 😂😂
@Frenchy and Angelica yep lol
This video was 2 years ago
Who else is waiting for Shane to do a conspiracy theory on Coronavirus?
Mee!😂
Me too
I hope he comes back
I am
YASSSSSS.
Shane,
I think the guy who broke into his home was more creeped out that he was sitting there starting at a camera with his legs crossed...
yeah lmaoo
U could see him panick cuz his eye got wider omg 😂
Michelle Jeanine LMAO
He thought 'I better not fuck with this creep.'
Yeah because if he broke in he could've had a weapon and he could've hurt him but he decided not to
Shane: "I'm a skeptical person."
Also Shane: "Pigeons are secretly taking over the world"
Alexa Johnson 1000th like wow
Alexa Johnson 😝
The birds work for the BOUGEOUSIE
@kylie fritz omg yaaaassss I’m not the only person who remembers that
*the birds work for the bourgeoisie*
The pigeon was there like "smile and wave boys, smile AND wave"
Ø Pearl_Hub Ø spy's.....bird spy's
Ø Pearl_Hub Ø oml😂Penguins of Madagascar
Ø Sea Sausage Ø LMAO YES 😂😂😂
Pigeons Of America
Yas queen 🍠
i could care less if he’s “canceled” cause I enjoy his videos.
Dislike the guy but loved the conspiracy theory videos.
Thissss
what if there’s a theory where shane is canceled. i mean all of the sudden he’s canceled when what he’s done had been years ago. why now? maybe he was saying too much? maybe he said something? maybe shane leaked something way beyond us and he had to delete it? maybe that’s why he’s “canceled”
yah but the thing is .. if he wasn’t hanging with the wrong people ,these vids would hit different . 😩
right I love his videos
Shane: “The world is so crazy right now”
Me in quarantine: “You ain’t seen nothing yet”
We come from the future
Yessir^
Yess sir!
😂😂😂😂😂
𝐼𝑚 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛
Shane: *talks about water*
Me: *drinking water*
Shane: *talks about water killing us*
Me: *is refilling water* 👁️👄👁️
Jasmine Guerrero Don’t worry, fluoride is only harmful in large quantities, you’d have to eat like 3 toothpaste cartridges everyday for it to start having a negative effect
Aye
2019 ppl.
Jasmine Guerrero MOOOOOOODDDDD💀💀💀
《greentea》 mood 💀
Jasmine Guerrero you had me at the beginning not gon lie 💀
Starbucks employee: So what's your name?
Customer: James
Starbucks employee:Okay
On cup: *Jaymz*
Should be jambes
Employee:what’s your name
Customer:John
Employee: ok
Employee yells: JOSE YOUR ORDER IS READY
thats his rap name
s.e: whats your name
me: bob
s.e: *yells* BAB YOUR ORDER
me: nigga what
noiqueen jaymesz
As a previous batista for Starbucks I can honestly say I misspelled it because I was too much in a rush to ask exactly how to spell it and I'm terrible at spelling. I honestly had issues rememenbering how to spell Cheryl it took me Years! It was frustrating for my head lol.
My manager actually encouraged me to ask the customer how to spell their name correctly but in morning rush with 20 people or more. Nope no i dont have time to ask. Keep the line moving lol
Bruh image robing someone and the seeing them just sitting and smiling
Ikr
I would be so creeped out I would just leave and rob another house
Ikr I would just leave
Would just leave XD
Vickie lmfao!
"The fu*king PIDGEON SALUTED!"
My senior quote.
L
@@kaylaanimeprincess4185 Yes. Are you Kira?
Of course not I thought u were dead
@@kaylaanimeprincess4185 HA! Nope. You got any cake?
@@mentallyacowboy nope you need to cut down on eating and how did u survive
"Flouride is killing us"
ehh.
"its also killing animals"
WHAT?!!?
idk Wut to type sorry YES YES YES YES
olivia hickey 😂😂😂😂
idk Wut to type sorry and why is that a big deal
idk Wut to type sorry THE LIKES ARE AT 660 0-0
700th like
i know he’s canceled but i still watch his conspiracies
I still love him and I hate that everyone is hating on him everyone needs to calm down 😥😥💜😕❤❤❤🥺
Frr I can't stop watching his videos he is literally my childhood
And his spooky boys videos
My obsession with the videos doesn’t go away for some reason lol.
same gurl
Guy breaking in:
Hello-
*Sees weird man sitting on the floor smiling and staring at a camera*
Guy:
F u c k t h i s s h i t I m o u t
🤣😂🤣😂😂so presice
Lil Meow meow I’m weakkkk 😂😂
Lil Meow meow omg😂😂😂that just made my day😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Being creepy probably save that guy from being robbed.
I work at Starbucks, and sometimes I like to misspell names to see a reaction. One time one someone said their name was Grace and I put grass, lol
My friend works their and she always puts "Unidentified Object" on mine
Shelley Kup lmao my names Grace and my friends call me grass
Shelley Kup my name is mackenzie how could you mess that
Shelley Kup haha me too, I've been working for a year and it's just kinda a joke but honestly I'm so bad at spelling names anyways😂
yeah i often misspelled names just for shits and gigs
Shane: **starts talking about water poisoning**
Me: **takes another sip of water**
Fandom Cat same
Fandom Cat I was filling up a water bottle at that time
Fandom Cat
You drink water
Not a diet soda
Get the fuck out
Fandom Cat same idf care
Fandom Cat death be with me
The sitting and smiling guy actually pee'd himself mid performance one stream, then sat in it for another hour or two. Dudes def dedicated lol
Starbucks: name?
Brainstorm: “brainstorm”
Starbucks: “green needle”
Finally, someone of culture
Adan Onofre lol
👌
Lmao I see what you did there💀🤣👌🏽
Lmao
starbucks: name?
person: Yanny :)
Starbucks: Laurel
Oh my lord
They did that to my friend laurel in real life 😂
@@aurorarossdale9898 really
dawny moonlight
Yeah , but that was when that was still popular a few years ago
@@aurorarossdale9898 oh lol
starbucks: “what is your name?”
me: “brainstorm”
starbucks: “green needle”
• aMbEr • underrated comment XD
ᗰOOᑎᒪIGᕼTᗯᗩᖴᖴᒪE ahww hahahah thank you xx
Hey, dont steal other people's comments.
😃👍
* du du du du du du du du*
Makenze Sochia lmao i didnt copy maybe its the same
@@Flowerdustx
👁👁
mHM. m H m
o K
so like does he get tired of smiling ? bc i get tired of smiling for 2 seconds
Spøøkyjim |-/
Ur name
Ur picture
A m a z i n g
someone commenting just do what I do imagine my own death then I smile a lot :)
Spøøkyjim josh you aint real
Spøøkyjim josh you aint real
XD Me too apparently. My company that I work for is having a customer appreciation day and I have off on that day because of my resting bitch face.
Starbucks: whats ur name?
Me: Taylor
Starbucks cup: Tylenol
it might be me waking up in 5:00 am but I laughed at this
THE FACT THAT TYLON IS A MEDICATION
No that's the ingredients
We have the same name 😛
This honestly deserves more likes
Burglar: hello??
Guy smiling:
Burglar: ight bro imma head
The burglar was probably scared of the guy just sitting there smiling at a camera I know I would be
Bro no offense but that's the point of the joke...
Louise Wilson I know
skylar h just saying if the guy behind camera had a gun maybe that’s why he left
The robber breaking in: *sees a guy sitting in front of a camera as still as a statue smiling* Welp, I'ma just go rob somebody else's house then-
Starbucks: “name?”
Creepy pasta: “creepy pasta”
Starbucks: “scary noodle”
"Nigga lettuce" 💀💀
Nigga lettuce 😂😂😂
@@Aeolus. then leave the comments section 🥴
@@Aeolus. oop- I dont care doe🤣🤭
pepe not funny
THAT LOW VOICE MAKES ANYTHING SCARY 😂
im sayingggg
DANIEL love ur videos dude. im subbed
Even the Starbucks theory😂
TheLast Pineapple no it's not
DANIEL .
Starbucks : your name
Me : Sulfuric Acid
Starbucks: fluoride
How did this get 469 likes without a reply? Oh wait it didn't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
scincse
Im srry i made ur likes 666 lol srry
Lol
i was eating pasta and was 👌🏻 that close to spitting it out
Starbucks: Name?
Random person: Poison
Starbucks: Okay water
Shane: “what if the birds are spy’s?”
Me: THE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISIE
Kaylee Bug omg I love ur profile pic❤️
Y ES
T H E Y
D O
Kaylee Bug lmao me too
THAT EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHTTTTT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
The sitting and smiling guy CREEPED me out
Same
Ikr. I’m gonna have a nightmare.
Now, imagine breaking into a house, only to see this guy creepily smiling and doesnt acknowledge you breaking into his house even though you tried speaking to him.
Idk HOW that was an art thing
I feel sorry for him who knows what is going on behind the camera
Me : I need to drink more water
Government : Yass hunny
I legit got water once Shane was talking about it just to see
Glad I drink more juice than water...
no wonder all the social media accounts which claim as "self care" has the first step to drink water..
Ultimately my mom makes us drink water because our body is like 80% of water so, it sucks ass
Ultimately juice has water in it 🤣
if he doesn’t post another one i’m going to cry i’m rewatching everthjng 😭
*Shane talking about water with fluoride*
Me: *Takes a sip a water*
Chill Out That’s why I get jugs of water not tap water
@@Njord16 same
Now you know why people spill tea not water. Hey here’s the water like noo bitch imma get cancer
I just drinked water when shane started talking about flouride, and i was literally sipping water again and trying to taste if it actually taste flouride (Im really that weird)
Tasty, tasty fluoride uwu
Can we just talk about how Vladimir Putin’s waved at a pigeon casually?
I wave a animals all the time... Most of them just give me the cold shoulder... Like assholes.
It's fake, and he was probably just waving off the pigeon so it would move.
Darren D. MacDonald *me when I wave at my crush*
The power of communism
And it waved back
Did anyone else notice that one time he said chloride, not flouride?
IlLuMiNaTi CoNfIrMeD!
I did!!
I thought he said chlorine for a sec
Sippin on straight chloride
I noticed
Me
Love these conspiracy stories shane and your channel ❤️ greetings from Ireland 🇮🇪
Starbucks: what's your name?
Me: Sydney
Starbucks: *Sitnie*
I like your pfp...Colby Brock, he's mine
Colby as your profile!!!!
Once my friend said her name was tonks and they wrote tongs
Colby Brock IS MY DADDY! NO TOUCH HIM! So is Jake Webber. Hes my baby bubba! 😍😍😍😘😘😘😘❤❤❤❤
@@elizabethrogers6380 lmao
When Shane said “what if the pigeons are secret spies”
Me in 2020: Holy shit the movie Spies in Disguise
Omg!
No, the birds work for the bourgeoisie
Well if you know the We Bare Bares show. Well shit I miss Shane's theories, we need him, now
If you know the We Bare Bares show where yes the pigeons are some, thieves and one is a spy
Omg how he talked about the movie Frozen being a cover up for Walt Disneys body being frozen... Now they make a movie about pigeon spies to cover this up!!!
secret service pigeon
I'm laughing so hard
Vilen Everett what if the pigeon is the spy that provides information to iknowexactlywho.youare
Vilen Everett pigeons used to be messengers back in World War One actually
& WW2 as well;pretty awesome,huh?
Vilen Everett i
Phineas and ferb flashbacks
That guy who broke into Benjamin's house was probably more scared than he was lmfao
Starbucks: And what’s the name?
Me: Angelina
My drink: Argentina
Why don’t we Lover lmao
Why don’t we Lover
me: summer
them: autumn
LMAO
@@user-sg8xk9sr1b 💀💀💀
lmao
burglar: *breaks in and sees a guy creepily smiling at a camera*
guy smiling:
burglar: aight imma head out
Not today satan
I was just watching that video lol
on the last day of school my teacher wore a shirt saying i survived 2016-2017 the shirt had pictures of kids dabbing fidget spinners and slime
HAHAHA
👏🏽
Your teacher is savage
i feel bad for u.
That's awesome
5:06 thE reAL cOnsPiracY:
-2017-
Shane: I love china, I'm not trying to piss them off.
-2020-
China: oh boi have I got a news for you.
Hmm 🤔
It’s not their fault! What they do we do everyday
@@browhat9349 how not?
@@idkwtfthisnameis8242 are you defending China or no? Like saying “how not?” Clears everything that you’re trying to say
stop it? racism isn't funny. there's no real proof that corona came from a bat, or even china as a whole, and nor is it their fault if a disease happened to spawn in their country and spread to others. nor does corona make it okay to not like the chinese / china. be a better human being.
Shane: PIGEONS ARE SPIES
Me: *looks outside*
Pigeon: *walks into tree*
Me:😑
Edit: Thanks for all the likes!!
Edit 2: It was a joke😂 why are people finding this offensive!
amanda roberts ok there not the smartest
Hey hey we don’t judge
@@DoubleAron77 they're actually really really smart, smarter than most ppl I'd say nowadays.
There's really good informative clips on YT about pigeons, got mad respect for them, birds in general are very intelligent.
They used pigeons during wars to send post/info and they found their ways, if that's not incredible I dont know what else amazes ppl nowadays
This might be my favorite comment on a video ever.
amanda roberts THE PIGEON COULD BE PLACING A MICROSCOPIC BOMB IN THE TREE! RUNNNNNB
My name is jeffree star
Starbucks : writes kat von d
Tea King oh lord
WE DONT SKEAP ABOUT HER BITCH
LMAOO deaddd
Tea King lol
I think it would be Pink Vault Closet Tour
Anyone else on a Shane Dawson conspiracy theory marathon😂
This makes me sad cause he doesn’t do them much anymore😢
Yup
YES XD
Don’t want to be that person but…
*doesn’t
Lilla Bare A.K.A. The Female Totorokie oh lmao oops didn’t see that the first time let me just fix thatttt😂
Me
Bro I wish he still makes this videos 😫
Me tooo
Same
Yeah I miss him when he was alone doing this !
okay i don’t understand but the circle in his eye makes it scarier
i kNoW iTs tHe rInG lIgHt
milkyway gacha I noticed that too
It's the ring light
Tara Lewis she just said she know it’s the ring light idiot
duuuuuudeee thats a ring light..
tyralee guzman did you read the whole comment?
Shane 2017: fidget spinners may be part of a scheme to end the world.
Fidget spinners 2019: *no longer relevant*
I mean if I broke into someone’s house and saw them sitting on the ground smiling at a camera I’d probably leave too
Pepindie gaming exactly my thoughts!
Yep, honestly who wouldn't? Imagine a fucking creepy guy staring at the camera and not moving. DEVIL! SATAN!
Pepindie gaming haha that's what I thought 😅 the guy left scared af
If that was me the person who was staring at the camera I would've been really scare but instead the robber was scared
Pepindie gaming ikr
considering I’m the most paranoid person ever, i will always rewatch these videos 💀💀
SAMMMEEE
BREAKING NEWS! WERE ALL QUARANTINED BC THEY HAVE TO CHANGE THE BATTERIES IN THE PIGEONS !!!!!!!!!!!
Peachyyy Jade ohh makes sence
Someone needs to kill a pigeon take it home and see anything
True
I would actually love to see a pidgeon wave or salute to me bc that seems dope af
@@user-sg8xk9sr1b What if the other birds are like that....?
Shane: water is poisonous
Me: dies of dehydration
Seriously, me. All the fucking way.
Ashley Elizabeth hey
@@xjorixx1043 hey?
@@ashleyelizabeth538 hej hej monika
Ashley Elizabeth i love u
What if the headaches we get when “dehydrated” is us coming down from the poison they feed us
Bruh-
Woke
HOLY SHIT
You are living in a whole other century.
OMG IM SHOOKITH
Imagine Shane doing a conspiracy theory about COVID-19🤯🤯🤯
“the government is poisoning us”
me: **chugs water**
If I broke into someone's house and saw a man smiling at a camera, I'd call the cops on THEM💀
😂😂😂
XD
SAME
I would call a doctor
*-_angellovesBTS _-*
*sees name*
me:_ohhh a army_
wait...
My dad went to Starbucks and was wearing a Batman shirt and the barista wrote Bruce Wayne on his coffee
Sarah Avenue OMG I want that to happen to me
Nice profile pic
Sarah Avenue WTF LOL
Chickenzit Chicken Chinese Gal it did happen why would I lie
😂😂😂
OMG please come back soon with even more videos like this!
Shane: the water we are drinking has fluoride and it’s killing us
Me: drinks 20000 glasses of water
@@christophervalenzuela true.
Me tho
@@berkleyga2578 i did what i did to get a r/woooosh lol.
@@danielthegamer256 oops sry i read ur reply wrong
mOoD
starbucks: what's your name?
eleven: It's eleven!
starbucks: twelve
Provinzperle bahhhagahahhahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Yasssssssss
Or elyven
BRUH XD
Barista “ok, what name can I put on the cup?”
Customer “mumblz “
B: “sorry can you say that again?”
C: “MUMBLZ LOUDER”
B: “ok, then. Mumblz it is,”
Customer leaves store and takes marbles out of mouth: “gah. Why can’t they spell Mike?? It’s so easy!”
Bitch please. Just tell us your name, don’t say “ummm” 😂 you know what we’re going to ask!!
If I broke into a house and sAw someone doing that. I’d be convinced he’s a satanic worshipper. Then dip
Same 🤣😂
That's probably what happened
the guy who smiles at the camera gives me good vibes not gonna lie
Starbucks: what’s your name?
Me: Damien
Starbucks: ok!
My cup: Damn man
😂😂😂😭😭😭
It really do be like that sometimes
r u emkay?
Damiyan
Asunet subliminals ME TOOOOOOOO OMGGGGGGGGG
Me: I'm going to be healthy and drink lots of water! *drinks 5+ bottles a day*
Shane: Water is poison soup and here's why-
Me: AREYOUKIDDINGME
Livv The Queen SAME BITCH 🤣🤣🤣
Livv The Queen same
literally me i finally got to a gallon and a half daily and i was just like "well great now i have to spend $3 on gallon water bottles daily"
Livv The Queen I'm still gonna drink the water idc
Livv The Queen Your profile picture 😍
Shane: These are just theories not facts.
After the video:
Texting all my friends: Did you know that...
Phoenix Shadow i do that aswell
Same
Exactly
Exactly
@alejandra.plays.overwatch Do you think...i MeAN?.....WHAT aRe the CHaNCeS?
Shane when making the video: “I love China”
Few months into quarantine: what about now ?
This video was made 4 years ago
@@AuzzAustin that's the point
@@theoneandonly7019
Still makes no sense
@@AuzzAustin it’s called a joke lol
@@mayarose7617
Oh my bad I didn't laugh
That guy who stared at the Camera and smiled scared the shit out oh me wtf
Christine Mozeko why am I watching these I mean seriously...
same😂
Christine Mozeko ikr same 😂
DJ Kitten 3000 I just started watching this. Not up to that part yet wish me luck of some sorts.
I know I'm late to this video but holy shit, I wasn't that scared at first but the gun cock sound and crying really scared me, but the eye thing is literally one of my worst nightmares and im SHOOK 😩
Shane could literally make me believe im a piece of bread..
Sam & Ari ITS SO TRUE
Same tho 🤣
It’s sad but same
Yea right!
Same
so let me get this straight, the guy who was planning on breaking into his house knocked first? Then when he found the home owner staring into a camera smiling his first thought was to say hello? Just what? Also what would happen if he answered the door would the robber just say "hello I've come to rob the place"
Maybe he was checking to see if anyone was home? (Which there was)
Robbers usually knock to see if anyonesin and if they answer the door theyll have a backup of what to say lol. They cant just walk in if they dont know if someone's home
Galuxius they almost always knock to see if the house in empty
Has happened to my house mate. Someone broke in and called "Hello?" from the hallway while she was in the living room. She thought it was our other
housemates boyfriend and answered "Hello!" back and then she heard him leave the house. She didn't think anything of it and later the cops showed up saying that a neighbour said they saw somebody break in. When she called our housemates boyfriend he said he was never there... So yeah just an example to show why the person would knock or say "hello".
If I ever robbed a place I would be dumb and and knock and if someone answered I would say "Hi, may I rob this house?"
I need these videos back in my life...I miss you queennnnn xx
If i get bad grades, i'm blaming the water
Jessica Garcia #blamethewater
Rhiannon Lee lmao same
Lucky for me, I dont drink that much water (only enough to stay hydrated)
Emm M same though
the health inspector shut down my school because the water fountains had too much fluoride in them.
Starbucks girl : “Name hun ?”
Me: Aubrey
Starbucks cup: “Obree”
drawn on same lol
i told her "Mary" and she wrote "Cherry"
how the heck-
Orbees
Every time! haha I’m Aubree* though.
My name is Hannah. The barista spelt my name “Narnana”😂I know she heard my name probably because she repeated my name properly!
My name's Hannah as well and I fear everyone will write Banana if I go to Starbucks
Its prolly just the hand writing
I grew up in the panhandle in West Texas. My dentist can tell that I grew up in the area by looking at my teeth.
The state finally admitted that they added fluoride among other stuff in a letter that they sent to residents in our small town about 15 years ago.
They did it for several decades. 😠
Starbucks : name?
Me : möth
Starbucks : *writes lämp*
Edit:
Thanks for all the likes never got that many 🙏
Alpha Lps your into LPS???? Finally someone like meh
Hadley & Paige haha 😂
Alpha Lps do you has any vids? I need small youtubers. (I don’t have an Lpstube channel yet)
Alpha Lps I need to see and help out* some small lpstubers
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What I wanna know is why Vladimir is waving at a pigeon
He’s actually a pretty light hearted guy, he even laughed at a joke during a conference!
Coz pigeons are EVIL
Who wouldn’t.
Lol me too😂😂😂
WAIT THAT PROVES THE CONSPIRACY WHAT IF HE'S GIVING HAND SIGNALS IT'S STARTING TO MAKE PERFECT SENCE
*inhale* help meh
Breaks into house, sees guy staring into camera, slowly walks out
Izaak Turner wheezing 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
right
LOL
Bitch if I saw some dude sitting in the middle of the room, not even talking, and maybe saw the camera and he's just fucking smiling, I'd Nope the fuck out of there
Dylan Fuller right
Barista: Hi, welcome to Starbucks. What's your name?
Me: Tati Westbrook.
Barista: James Charles.
Oof
Mega OOf
And i oop-
Christine Jumawan Aganos and I oop
and I oop-
starbucks: name?
person: coronavirus
starbucks: *get out*
"There's flouride in the water"
Me: *Reaches for vodka*
Lol reaches for cognac!
@@KalamitySnow Buhahahaha
Krystal P *TWo sHotS of VoDKa*
*reaches for poison*
Krystal P
Wasn’t there a point in time where alcohol was healthier than water
I barely drink water so why am I still stupid
Debideb 0719 you should drink more
Hmea it was a joke I still drink lots of water to stay alive plus I’m an athlete so water calms me and I drink bottled water not tap.
Debideb 0719 maybe because you need water to live, also water is in pretty much everything so you drink plenty girl
Because you don’t drink it
Me too I never really drink water and I'm dumb
Fidget spinners: **exist**
Shane: *ILLUMANATI*
It's so true 😂
Anyone Still Here In 2021 ?????cuz I love Shane’s vids
The Instagram account guy seemed like a good person
Ophelia Barile but I think there is multiple people coz he said we when he was talking about how many dm’s he gets
Omg I didn't notice that till now 😱
he did
Ophelia Barile do u know what his instagram name is
Me and my older sister heard the guy with the account say "we" instead of "I"
Shane: The water is causing cancer
Me: Jokes on you, I only drink soda anyway
Water is used to make soda though
@@NaexNae woosh
Jokes on you you have kidney stones
👏😶
HungryTV jokes on you, *she’s joking.*
Shane: water is killing us
Me: *sips tea*
Well, at least Tea is made with hot water and boiling water makes it a little better and healthier. Not sure about Floride though 😅
@@MJfan560 boiling water doesn't remove any chemicals or minerals from it, it just sterilizes it
And its unsweet
Omg that’s my name
*sips tea* omg how ironic lmao😂
Btw good name
Wow... I cant believe this.. *takes huge sip of tap water out of my Starbucks cup*
man I thought I was being healthy by drinking water.
Gamer Marycruz it depends where you live or where you get your water, if u live in England or America u r screwed.
Gamer Marycruz THIS PROVES IT!!! WE SHOULD NEVER DRINK WATER!!!
If u are in Europe,you are safe.S T A Y H Y D R A T E D
AdeleyDunda I’m from Germany so I’m safe
@@user-ee5vg5rs6t you are GOD
Barista: Hi, what's your name?
Me: um Shane Dawson
Barista: *writes on cup* Queen
Ava ._. R they wrong thooooo¿😂😂😂
@@carsyntangley8179 no there not😆
Most underrated comment ever 😂💖🤘
Shane: I’m not complaining 😂
I went in a Starbucks once and this guy said his name was Shane when the barista gave him the cup it low key said “Shane Dawson” with like three hearts...
the dude that broke in and dipped probably got scared af, some guy just chilling on the floor
Plebby yea most likely
honestly i thought that too
Lol prolly yeah
😂😂😂😂
I had heard the exact same thing before watching