Homestuck Pick-up Lines
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- Опубліковано 29 сер 2024
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Voice Cast:
Karkat/Kankri: / fadeintocase
Jade/Jane: / homestuckmofo
Eridan: / shslamp0ra
Dave/Equius/Rufioh: / tylersthings
Terezi/Latula: / celestialtoxophilite
Roxy/Nepeta: / redasatomato
Dirk/Horuss: / amtrax
Sollux: / senorpacman
Aradia/Vriska/Feferi/Meulin/Porrim: / missrinachan
John: / denten02
Gamzee/Mituna: / lucawesome
Tavros: / lolzman87
Jake: / causticgambler
Rose: / totalspiffage
Damara/Meenah: / tentacuddles
Aranea: / terezidactyl
Cronus: / breadbird
Andrew Hussie: / ak-pirate-prince
Mituna's pickup line was somehow adorable... In a strange way...
P3N157
*whistle* I think you just triggered me
P3N17H
Richie K XD I was just telling my friends that as a joke the other day XD LMAO
Richie K also P3N17H
Mituna.
Just. Mituna
P3N17H
JUST MITUNA.
@ᴠɪᴄᴋʏ ɢᴋ Forget just monika, cause now its JUST MITUNA
MITUNAS IM CRYING
Sierra Santschi YES xD
YOUR PIC IS CRYING
IKR SAME XDDDD
I THOUGHT IT SAID LIL POO OMF I CAN'T X'D
XDDDD LOL
I love how Kankri's is right after Mituna's, like:
"P3nI7H!"
"I think you just triggered me."
XD
''iTS EXTENDABLE''
Tavros why--
''P3N17H''
MITUNA WHY-
TUNAAAAAA
Siblings, am i right?
P3N17H was the best one tho no cap
Here's a poem I made up myself!
Low bloods are red
High bloods are blue
Here's a bucket
You know what to do
+Emma Spencer
My right eye is red,
My left eye is blue,
This Poem is lame,
But I still love you. - My friend, 2015.
She actually said this to me. I just said: No Homo.
+Duelex Rygcon i just watched the no homo homestuck video lmao
Johnkat Forever Lol.
that just killed me honesty Haha 😂
+I, Pafriskus Have HAIR!!!! XD me too
Mituna: Master of Seduction
P3N17H
When you roll a 20 on suduction
if someone wearing a mituna cosplay came up to me and yelled P3N17H!! I would actually consider marrying him.
Yes
Do it
Same lmao
E X A C T L Y
413 likes
Mituna.
Your argument is invalid.
P3N17H
Iris Mackenzie XD
Too adorable and hilarious to straight-up say no to.
What are you talking about, he'd pick up every girl in the bar XD
It worked for me
mituna's was the best, hands down
YEP
P3N157
P3N17H
what about
👉👌
That sentence combined with your profile picture, combined with your username is cursed
Here's a poem I found for Sollux:
My riight eye ii2 red.
My left eye ii2 blue.
This poem ii2 lame.
And 2o are you.
*Thii2
+Bon-Bon The Bunny n00000000000000000 1 am 7h3 3as73r bunny
yes...........just yes
Beeutiful
I think you mean 6eetiful
Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything is red
Oh God help me, I think there's something horribly wrong with my eyes
roses are grey, violets are grey, imma dog, SQUIRRL!
Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I am blind.
These poems XD IM DYING
Roses are red, These types of poems arent true, violets are violet, NOT FREAKING BLUE
Roses Are Red, You are wrong, The reason for them being called Violets derived from the word Viola Meaning Any of various plants of the genus Viola, which includes the violets and pansies, especially certain ornamental varieties that are usually more compact than pansies and have smaller flowers without a blotch on the petals. And even though it looks purple, on a color spectrum it is classified as blue. So yes in all, I don't mean to be Brass, But Violets are blue, You fucking, Dumbass.
Nepeta: I-
Equius: Nuuuuu Nepeta
Nepeta: AWW
:33 < i still dont know why equihiss cut me off! i purromise it wasnt anything weird!
wow smexy sollex
Sollax : "I have two of everything!"
Person: um.....cool....I-I have two eyes...and ears...hands...
mike skill But you cannot possibly have!!!!
hheheeheh.....
*snicker snicker*
TWO PERSONALIITIIES WIITH ANXIIETY AND PARANOIIA :D
"I WANT TO DO THAT THING MY SYMBOL IMPLIES WITH YOU " KARKAT WHY 😂😂😂
I don't know what it means... *does confused Cancer noise*
Angel Rose 69. If you don't know what that means, I'll tell you.
OOOOH so I was right
Thanks
Angel Rose Good, I didn't want to explain that.
'ii have two of everythiing' 'iTS EXTENDABLE' 'P3N17H' 'ArE yOu FrOm HeAvEn BeCaUsE i BoNeR' THATS VERY CLASSY BOYS
Ally Flower did you really expect them to be mature tho?
thE THING IS I WOULD SO GO UP TO MY CRUSH & JUST YELL "PENITH"
By saying penith you just offended the lisping family.
mituna killed me... oh my lord,
Kanned tuna
+MrKingWaffles that is from a cómic when Dave hugs john?
P3N17H
Aimee Fournier-Plante Lol, I laughed so hard I started crying. I watched the whole thing like 4 times XD
93215!
OMG CRONUS'S IM DYING HE'S ALL LIKE "IMMA NASS GAH"
SAME 😂😂😂
pfffft...XD just like imagine that in real life
OMG XD
Cr9nus.....Cr9nus is triggering me....
haha you knowv you lovwe me~
Why is no one talking about Kurloz it's short and to the point
Ichha Karoor Kurloz: 👉👌
Literally SHORT and TO THE POINT.
Kurloz: 🤐
👉 👌
Manz got his priorities
_The last one killed me-_
Literally
+Kagome Coco ouch
Roses are red
and that is true
but violets are purple,
not fuckin' blue.
YES. BEAUTIFUL. *Claps*
Its terribly annoying when people write poems saying "violets are blue".
They are violet. Violets are violet.
THANK YOU. YES. FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO NOTICED THAT!!!
I like you for being one of the few inhabitants of this planet with a brain.
I know! And thanks. :D
OK EVERYBODY CALM DOWN ITS TIME FOR THE AWARD CEREMONY
in 3rd place...KARKAT!
*everybody cheers*
karkat is here because he used his symbol in his pickup line
in 2nd place is... wait.. sollux? umm ok..
and 1st place is ... MITUNA for so much time and effort in his pickup line he gets first place
XD
P3N17H
Gaara of the Funk XD
at least kurloz was straight to the point about it eh?
Mituna.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"I've got two of everything" *nosebleeds*
Everyone is talking about Hussie, Gamzee, and Mituna, while I'm over here like "Tav, wtf".
same
"It's Extendable,"
And im like "DAMARA WHY"
true! I never saw Tavros that way but I guess everybody has ''that'' side in them....
Ikr
Eridan is so damn desperate XD
Being an Aquuariuus makes that funnier becauuse I'm the same way as Eridan 😂 desperate as hell
DeathSlayer13 the demon My best friend is a desperate Aquarius
Electric Flame Gaming XD lmao I'm a desperate Aquuariuus too
DeathSlayer13 the demon I am not.
Eridan Sorry to say this, buut youu definitely are. Dont worry thouugh, most people find that to be cuute.
Kurloz is like something I would do.~ xD
XD
I'd probally be Mituna.XD
i'd be Kurloz, Mituna and Terezi
imwith kanaya, but these are funny and entertaining.
and meulin
Did you fall from heavan? Cuz I boner.
I love that one.
ii don't get that one...
+Phoenix Captor it's not a joke lol
coolskeleton95 I CANT XD
uUUUM,,,,yES I DID FELL, bUT FROM A CLIFF, THAT IS,,,,,iT's OK THOUGH, BECAUSE *IT'S EXTENDABLE*
Here have a sweet little poem
You fall from the sky
You fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
Is in love with me
❤️
C:
kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
*the best way to fall is from the top of the empire state building.
:)
Adorable! omggg ^^
Spxrk Drxws a
ima jussssstttt *copys to clipbord* save thaaaat dont mind me ^u^ XDD
r0ses are red
vi0lets are blue
I w0uldnt mind...
filling a bucket 0r tw0
((did I d0 it..??))
yea... um..
best I g0t..
its 0kay..
yea... its 0kay I guess... >.>
>.>
Homestuck is love, homestuck is life
TAvROS OMG
Hussie wins though.
Gus Messner pff mituna wins hands down XD
Kanie russell HUSSIE WAS PRETTY FUNNY THOUGH.
Yea XD but u have admit that mituna's would pick up any lady XD
+Kanie russell or man
JAKE'S IS MY FAVOURITE.. THE SWOON WAS REAL
Monochromatik Kolor
all the swoooooooon
Yay
//I love the way Kanaya just leaves like: Nope. Not going to do it.
That was the funniest part.
// Yes. Yes it was.
Karkat came in second.
Agreed.
Gamzee is basically me in this situation
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Buckets are best unfilled
But not when I'm with you.
Ro2e2 are red.
Bee2 are yellow.
Would you liike to go out wiith thii2 fiine fellow?
I'll leave now,
Karkat Vantas plz do leave
DJ Sqwishy413 hi
I like how you put the Mituna and Kankri one right next to eachother like
"P3N12"
*FWEE*
"I think you just triggered me"
THAT'S IT. I'M USING HUSSIE'S AND MEENAH'S.
Mituna's was so slick, I think it just slipped over my head. Gonna use that one all the time. Hot damn.
why is Johns so cute help CX
Kurloz: 👉👌
I DEMAND TO KNOW KURLOZ'S VOICE ACTOR.
XDDD
His voice actor is __________ __________.
im positive i can find jade saying this...
roses are red,
violets are red,
grass is somehow red,
i'm colorblind and my garden's on fire.
MY FAVORITES:
1) Karkat
2)Dave
4)Dirk
5)Kankri
6)Mituna
7)Rufioh
I am just like John when I flirt...
*blush*
But I pick Karkitty. He's just so
KARKALICIOUS!
*crowd boos*
I wanted to smack rufioh
2 things
1. mituna
2. what the hell is damara saying
Something like "do you like bukkakes?" in a shitty East Beforan aka google translator talk.
TwitchyChanSenpai SpeedDraws she is saying”do you like bukkakes?”
What's a bukkake
Kalina Tankova Google it
aquareowashere2004 leoweo2004
Meh. Too lazy. And if Its something dirty I don't want to see any pictures, so...
hussie is best
but what if I'm lying WHAT IF MITUNA IS BEST
OR TAVROS OR GAMZEE
I honestly like kankris
same. *tweeeeet* I think y9u just triggered me.
its the way he said it
so calmly it sounded smooth as Fook
Yep. Atleast he's n9t ranting. 9r cussing a 6unch like Karkat.
Oh my god Hussies pick up line is the best XD
For kankri's did anyone notice the arrow pointing down....?
P3N17H
That's all I gotta say.
Quinntail cx I think you just triggered me (Hey lets just all talk in homestuck pickuplines xD ones in the video and ones we create XD)
(Ohmycod. XD I like you. You're cool. I shall call you Squishy. And you shall be mine. You shall be my Squishy.) well... Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you were in my webcomic, I'd probably still kill you.
(I like you to Dory Peixes ((see what I did there)) xD) I can move 500 miles per hour. Dont believe me? Want me to prove it? Quinntail cx
Dena Fesharaki you know whats always up and never gets tired? my dick (Yay ;u; and yes. Yes I did. XD)
My friend sent me a gift for my birthday that said "Are you a thief of heart? Cause you stole mine." and they look at me and I'm like.
"Yes. In fact I AM a thief of heart. Check and mate." They didn't actually expect me to be a thief of heart!
Goddammit john. Though if he had said "I'm glad I'm the Heir of Breath, cause you just took the air outta my lungs" I would've died.
"I think you just triggered me" I am going to be saying it exactly like that for the rest of my life like a fat feminist. That was hillarious.
Also, "I wonder what your batter tastes like?" What the heck, that is some flirting right there. Geez.
XD
"P3N17H"
"IM A NICE GUY" < hey look its admin trying to flirt ((Shut up))
Animal Wreck And Nepeta XD
Animal Wreck And Nepeta XD
Gamzee's was the best
Hands down
My favorites are karkat,Dave,John,Dirk,and Hussie's
Also Mituna and Kankri
Stacy Becerra P3N17H
When I saw Kurloz...
*facedesk*
((Omg I Gave Somebody The Hussie One On Friday xD))
I love how kanaya is just like "I have better things and a girlfriend to be doing."
I'm so using mitunas it's just so beautiful
oh MY GOG
MITUNAS XDDDDD
I'd give the Hussie one to my friend.
casually rping with a karkat
Ikr i died
P3N17H
PENITH
Kurloz...
Just...
fUCKING KURLOZ.
//fangirls in the corner
...I thought Meulin's was pretty cute, too.
KURLOZ JUST UGH...
*sits in corner with*
and plays that bit over and over XD
Mitunas
Holly Smiith XD
Man, I wish John knew how to do it XD
That would have been hot af
When I first heard Horus's it gave me the creeps like OMG he's trying to be a creep but I like it its just sounds funny XD but mituna tho XD
KARKAT'S ONE OMFG I JUST FELL OF MY BED LAUGHING XD
CRONUS'S VOICE!!!!!!!!!! XD
// mituna why XD
P3N17H
@Paxton s how did u find me. its been 6 years uve been in a coma for 6 years wake up
i kept clicking 1:36 laughing to hard XD
Same xD
It's been six years and I come back everyday to listen to horrus thank you
I am literally FANGIRLING and blushing like crazy after hearing kankri, Dirk, and Dave's voices. lol
saem
Everyone loves Mituna's, Jake's or Gamzee's line while I'm here looking at the little arrow pointing down in Kankri's line
P3N17H
Then there's kurloz
tavros' kinda creeped me out X'DDDD
Ikr xD
John, you just made yourself more of a cinnamon roll
Mituna, you goof, why XD
KURLOZ'S PICK-UP LINE THO!!!!
"Are you from heaven? because I boner."
-Gamzee 2k14
John is totally me whenever I talk to my crush XD
P3N17H- Mituna 2013 i fucking died
JOHN THE CINNAMON ROLL
I love how they're all kind a clever and then you have Mituna just screaming "P3N17H!!"
MITUNA OMG
I am laughing at Mituna and Andrew Hussie, wait.
SOLLUX PICKUP LINE(I suggest you get Troll Book to view with color.)
my left eye ii2 red
my riight eye ii2 blue
thii2 poem ii2 lame
and 2o are you
Mituna Pickup Line(Again, You need Troll Book.)
1F 1 F4LL, 17'LL B3 1N Y0UR 4RM7H.
(If it doesn't work I am sorry :P) Edit: I suggest SOMEONE TRANSLATE WHAT DAMARA SAID.
Agreed
IMA NICE GUY
GOGDAMMIT HUSSIE. -his was my favorite xD-
I can't stop cackling at Gamzee's pickup line.
not even a second in and im red!
damn it Karkat
"You can ride me for as long as you want"
HORUSS WHY-
good job huss ^_^ best pickup line ever
Oh my lord. Gamzee's was perfect and Tavros's was beautifully amazing
Karkat and Kankri defiantly triggered this gal
Hussie. One word makes me love homestuck that much more
1:38
*wonks*
"trigger"
"arrow"
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
==> Insert Lenny face
*Le dirk*
O-oh my. Also- your voice is so sugoi on so many levels. I could say the same for Jake.
also- PEN17H.
The book Rose is talking about is most likely Fifty Shades of Gray.
He really come all out with the pick up line P3N175
The last one is the best one
I melted at how lovely Damara's voice is.
My friends were talking about something serious and I was watching this and the Mituna came and I ruined their monent
P3N17H
That ending was the best pickup line ever!
Ok ok, I know a really good one... Do you know how many bones there are in the human body? No? Wanna know how to get another one? *wink*
Autumi Kyoki
Hehe, I sw99ned at b9th 9f the Striders and Karkitty's ^_^
And then there was Jake and Kankri~
Boy, I see you And I only see two cherry tomatoes and a full sized carrot sitting on my bed
That last one, *clapping* is fantastic