I can't believe you left out one of my favorite lines! "Um boss? Your batch is on fire. I wasn't gonna say anything but the smell's taking me off my..."
This was the second episode of MST I watched with my grandfather when I was four. For months I was yelling "YOU DISGUSTING WORM!" whenever anyone annoyed me.
In the books the the cruel gods of Gor, which are actually giant psychic worms, hold back certain forms of technology, so they have like advanced medicine but no guns. Also no armor, so the movie got that wrong. Also despite having an sizable impact on the BDSM community when published there isn't really any kinky sex in them besides the female slavery.
I was wondering if his ability to be so utterly annoying and detestable makes him a good actor in some bizarre way. But then again maybe he's this obnoxious in real life.
🤔 Interesting take. Oh! You forgot gross too. Just....ew! I always saw that type of character as some sort of comic relief. There have been other popular 80s movies that had the predator type character being the comedy relief and it worked (for that era) because of good writing and acting. So, I just always pegged it as bad acting and especially bad writing. Who needs to say the protagonist's name 5 million times in a 5 min span? Unless, you were purposely trying to insult your audience's intelligence. Then you're just a dick. 😂
This movie massively sucks but both riffs and episode are spot on.. At least Rebecca Ferretti seemed to enjoy herself but poor Jack Palance definitely is not. The queen is hot and rocking evil.
I'm utterly surprised they didn't mention Sylvester from Looney Tunes and his cat friend yelling Cabot, called The Tale of Two Kitties. Always heard him say Cabot, but its Babbit. Comment if you know what I'm talking about. But still I'm shock that they didn't make any reference to that. Edit: I love impersonating Jack's voice. I watch that scene where they read his book and I mimic it, so much fun.
I recognize the darker girl (cavvets gf)as the lady in the first ace Ventura . The one who asks “mind if I take your pants off instead?” Can’t remember her name , but I’m 110% sure that’s her
I can't believe you left out one of my favorite lines!
"Um boss? Your batch is on fire. I wasn't gonna say anything but the smell's taking me off my..."
This was the second episode of MST I watched with my grandfather when I was four.
For months I was yelling "YOU DISGUSTING WORM!" whenever anyone annoyed me.
1:00 it’s like they couldn’t afford Rick Moranis, so they cloned his shoe lint instead.
I could watch Jack Palance read the phonebook and still be entertained. 😂
“Gee. She’s try to sleep 😴 her way to the bottom.”
Among the movie's many, many flaws, letting Watney Smith live is by far the most egregious.
In the books the the cruel gods of Gor, which are actually giant psychic worms, hold back certain forms of technology, so they have like advanced medicine but no guns. Also no armor, so the movie got that wrong.
Also despite having an sizable impact on the BDSM community when published there isn't really any kinky sex in them besides the female slavery.
“Jane Russell?! Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please!”
"I can't find the Christmas tree star anywhere."
"I brought the wrong bowl."
“All right I’m out of the film! YES!”
Cabot doesn’t even feel like a real word anymore my brain is melting
Cabbot is such a mary sue.
This is a great episode.
“It’s Commissioner Gordon calling”
The Jack Palance impression’s hilarious
“My seed pod is opening”
How’s the scenery taste, Jack? 😂
I lose my spleen every time Palance is on the screen
Yeah. Got to give him credit for actually trying. You can still see that he hates everything and everyone in this film.
03:17 Thank you Mike!
04:12 Thanks again guys!
04:24 Right!?
I was wondering if his ability to be so utterly annoying and detestable makes him a good actor in some bizarre way. But then again maybe he's this obnoxious in real life.
🤔 Interesting take. Oh! You forgot gross too. Just....ew!
I always saw that type of character as some sort of comic relief. There have been other popular 80s movies that had the predator type character being the comedy relief and it worked (for that era) because of good writing and acting. So, I just always pegged it as bad acting and especially bad writing. Who needs to say the protagonist's name 5 million times in a 5 min span? Unless, you were purposely trying to insult your audience's intelligence. Then you're just a dick. 😂
Up next: The Best of Episodes 21 thru 30, always good for a full dose of laughter.
All three are in rare form
The queen is very nice to look at.
This movie massively sucks but both riffs and episode are spot on.. At least Rebecca Ferretti seemed to enjoy herself but poor Jack Palance definitely is not. The queen is hot and rocking evil.
(Voice of Cancer Boy) sometimes I get a joke a minute later and I laugh and I miss another joke and I go "oh no!' and I miss another joke.
Good fucking God can you tell it was filmed in Italy.
Everyone is obsessed with either domination or sex and the best actor is wasted.
I've heard of spaghetti westerns but never heard of rigatoni fantasy films before. 😂
11:47 Please be poisoned. Please be poisoned.
I'm utterly surprised they didn't mention Sylvester from Looney Tunes and his cat friend yelling Cabot, called The Tale of Two Kitties. Always heard him say Cabot, but its Babbit. Comment if you know what I'm talking about. But still I'm shock that they didn't make any reference to that.
Edit: I love impersonating Jack's voice. I watch that scene where they read his book and I mimic it, so much fun.
Hey Babbit! 😂
That'd be the cartoon with the immortal line "If the Hays Office would let me, I'd give him the bird, all right!" ?
I'm feeling better from Python "the dead cart". Sublime.
Wait, what's the hero's name again?
Wabbit?
Kevot!
Colby. Kevin? Cheddar?
I think it's Cabbage
MacLeod
Kermit sings Horse With No Name. How did I miss this?
This is awesome
Kabot , kabot, kabot, kabot, kabot...... !fuck, I couldn't heard it anymore after 10 minutes!
If you play the Cabot drinking game, you will die within the first 15 minutes of this movie.
Surely! @@ZERO_O7X
William Conrad presents
I recognize the darker girl (cavvets gf)as the lady in the first ace Ventura . The one who asks “mind if I take your pants off instead?”
Can’t remember her name , but I’m 110% sure that’s her
Rebecca Ferraiti. Playboy playmate too
No more Gin Fizzes for me
CABOT
Cabot!
@@WorldWar2freak94 Cabot?!
I think the author of the Gor novels might had a few issues with women.
This is the worst Isekai ever.
I don't get the Aqualung reference unless it's the dude in the tattered shirt which is so not funny.
Rule one: if the movie is so repulsive that it's not watchable under any circumstance, the bots and Mike won't make it so. Bye.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Butthead.