True Story About Living with Smurfs - SOUTH PARK
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- Опубліковано 13 жов 2021
- In a controversial segment, Cartman unveils the true story about his life with the Smurfs.
"Dances With Smurfs" S13
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So in the writing room meth?acid?shrooms?speed balls?Pot mix with crack? Just how fucking high are you guys when you write South Park JK
Let me guess ...HE killed them for their Smurf Berries
@@jonathanjollimore7156 lately they just need to look in news for good content
Hey, budday! I just clicked your link at it's not available, friend. What's the big idea, guy?
Isn't heifty the only one who fell in love with smurfette
Cartman’s Wendy impression is the best.
What do you mean by impression? You're telling me that that's not the real Wendy?!
That’s not cartman being Wendy, that IS wendy
You can say that again. 😂
I was dying he sounds like an old lady with diabetes
Yup, cartman really knows how to intimate people.
Cartman’s production values are incredible!
Yeah, forget Hollywood, watch Cartmans stuff!
How do morning announcements have such a huge budget.
@@whoknowswhocares885 Well, I don’t know how she fixed it, but my mom did an excellent job…
His Christmas special was even better, though.
Odds are he actually found smurfs and massacred them for his video
Let’s remember Cartman actually killed the Smurfs to recreate his insanity
No that was Wendy
You've been told!
@@blord6888 I hate to break it to you but that was Cartman dressed in drag (again).
I wonder how Carman managed to rent so many bulldozers?
@@ddegn Thosse bulldozers were probably cartman as well
@@ddegn oh really? You don’t say
Dang, I can’t believe Wendy would do something so horrible.
oh hey it's the guy that gave caddicarus the george of the jungle video game
Unbelievable!
Well, you saw it with your own eyes.
@Shannon Watson You missed the joke poor child
@Shannon Watson Cartman was the one wearing blueface, Wendy was the one wearing purple. Watch again. So weird how fat Wendy got in this episode.
So in universe did he find actual Smurfs, befriend them, and then kill them all?
Yes he did . he did that just to make a movie
no, it's all fake lol
No he is a master filmmaker
I think it was just a bumch of animated smurfs, the camera angles were too specific for it to have been real.
Wym he kill them? It's obvious wendy kill them all.
Cartman has a hell of a budget
Indeed
I mean he said it himself smurf berries are very expensive
Think those where smurfs and he killed them, thank god
He's right though, look outside and you won't find any smurfs. Screw you Wendy Testaburger ........
Booo wendy booooo
Booooo Wendy
Booo, Wendy.
Boooooo wendy testaburger
Boo wendy
"What happened to my skeeeewww" LMAO
Yeah what happened to his skeeeewwww
Lol I love his voice.
😂
Butters crying is cute 😂
"With all those smurf berries I can power the skeeww for an entire year!"
I love how butters is the only one who is actually entertained
It seems like he thought it was real
Are you not entertained?
@@sophieadams4155 It was real!
He’s got physical head trauma so that doesn’t surprise me
I love how “Wendy” brought like a dozen bulldozers to destroy a town so small you could probably wreck it with a shopping cart
This scene had me crying 😂😂😂😂
I’d forgotten how much Matt and Trey hated Avatar
This was actually released before _Avatar_ came out.
Can you blame them, it's garbage
@@ColonelGreen one month before, haha, they called it
@@ColonelGreen if I'm not mistaken they premiered the movie first, so, Matt and Trey could have been to the premiere.
@@tylermcneeley3136 the effects were eye candy for the time, but the movie was awful
I can't believe James Cameron stole this plot for his shitty Avatar movie.
*rimshot*
Dances with wolves, Avatar, Last Samurai, Dances with the Smurfs.. its al the same plot, only names and places are changed.
@@stijnvanwetten2411 and pochahantas
🤜🏼🤛🏼
He wrote Titanic which is a another terrible film, Avator was even worse, a cheap rip-off of Pochontas, Ferngully, a book I red, badly acted and call those dragons and horses? Bah humbug I have blind freinds who can do better, I could do better blindfolded. Avatar is for losers and not even nerdy or geeky, just lame, cheap trash even worse than Star Trek and that is saying a lot.
Gargamel saw this and thought "Damn, why didn't I just get a bulldozer?"
Gargamel was a plant by Cartman and Wendy to distract the Smurfs from their plan
Spot on!
@@canonacocinematic Of course it was made by Cartman. Gargamel is an antisemitic caricature.
And then Kyle's like: Dude, what are you?! Who wrote this guy?! Mom! Dad! There's an antisemitic caricature!
The best about this is that all that happened in a few hours, yet you can clearly see that several days passed in the Smurf town 😂
It was Dances with Wolves/Ferngully with at-the-time Next Gen CGI. The story was nothing to shout about. The balls of James Cameron in making not only delayed sequels, but multiple simultaneous ones... that guy is extremely high on himself. That being said, people always said, don't count out Cameron, he always brings it.
So we'll see how well these sequels play out. Sequels for which he let The Terminator franchise crash and burn twice (Genisys and Dark Fate - he let people trash them whilst also promoting for them) for.
gee I sure hooe somebody got fired for that blunder
@@deeya I prefer Terminator Salvation, myself.
Yeah, the production quality was great but the script had holes in it. "Dances with Smurfs" 3/5
"SACK MAH FAT TEETS!"
She's out of control I tell ya. Good thing Cartman wrestled control of the mourning announcements so she would be ousted.
There’s 2 ways you could look at this scene
1. Cartman was somehow able to get the budget for this presumedly through nefarious means.
2. Cartman actually found a Smurf village and befriended them just to murder them all on camera.
Knowing cartman, it's probably the second one
2
I mean we at least know that Butters has the craftsmanship to create perfect construction paper models and Cartman loves to use cheap Mexican labor.
So on a realistic note properly 1.
For a "joke" reasoning 2.
Knowing Cartman, He likely found the village.
Smurfberries are worth a lot of money!
I was so heavily invested in *Dances with Smurfs* that I totally forgot that Wendy in the video was actually Cartman killing all the Smurfs including the one he loved Smurfette. 🤣
Got to love how serious Butters takes it.
Along with Ike, Casey Miller, and a bunch of other kids.
Wow, i didn't realize how much wendy hated the smurfs. She screwed up big time. Unbelievable.
You think you know a person... smh
I'm surprised they never made Kyle or Tolkien show hate for the Smurfs in this. If you know what I mean.
I hate the Smurfs too. Those twerps are evil.
I JUST LOVE BUTTERS...HE IS SO CUTE WHEN HE CRIED THAT WAY..😄👌
Anyone who doesn't empathize with Butters is more or less a monster.
@@skeletontoes7692
SHUT UP.....
Pure, innocent Butters.
@@skeletontoes7692 Butter's is made out to be the idiot who gets manipulated into believing the lies being told. I don't think I'd be bragging about empathizing with him here.
Loved how Wendy appropriated Cartman's story and managed not only to turn it on him but sell the story rights to James Cameron and make a tidy profit from it.
I love how Butters is so moved by the film
Cartman befriending the smurfs and then killing them is the most cartman thing ever
2:50
"What happened to mah skeeeewwww?"
I love how butters is the only one taking it seriously 🤣
Cartman is wearing blue face....he would have been cancelled by the Smurf culture. This is how you know this is a bullshit story LOL
Wendy killed them all, so they can't.
@@Klaaism Someone else would, twitter is still around.
@@gghelis
This comment aged like milk
Cartman has some serious production skills.
Did you not see his Dogg the hall monitor video
And cans.
I never fully trusted Wendy. Look what she did. No more smurfs and no more smurf berries in our cereal. I feel Butters' pain.
"What happened to my skeeeeewl?"
Butters bawling his eyes out at the end of the story 😭 🤣
2:11, Fuck that's brutal, the way her mouth continues moving implies she remained alive for a few seconds after being decapitated
“These are the morning announcements “🤣
Gargamel is jealous, and pissed.
Of course Butters is the only one crying.
Knowing how he treats his girlfriend in season 21 makes me feel weird since he treats Smurffete so nicely
They're toxic lol
@@producedbykhireyakeem4340 exactly
He only treated heidi badly because she wouldnt be obedient like Alexa.
Easily one of the funniest things I've ever seen...I love South Park.
"What happened to my skeeeeew?!"
- Cartman
I love how he just glosses over the fact that this all happened in less than a day.
2:37 Poor Butters.
Everyone else except Butters feeling bored.
Kenny though: 👀📖
All jokes aside, I felt bad for Cartman when Wendy killed all of The Smurfs. Poor Cartman
I rewrote the Smurfs and made the Smurfs evil. Hahahahaha!!
Those who cannot believe he could kill smurfette, remember he killed his own father and step mother and fed them to his half brother and still cried only because his father was a ginger, a community he hates. 😂
Id cry too when my father was a ginger
1. Not a community.
2. This is worse.
0:52 Butters is the only 1 amazed by one of Cartman's shenanigans 🤯🤯🤯
2:38 Butters is the only 1 crying about the Smurfs' demise 😭😭😭
i want to buy "Dances with Smurfs" I NEED IT
Jesus is God 🦁
Same!!!
I want the whole film!
1:10 Kyle is asking the real question.
The class at 0:52😂😂😂😂😂
Damn, Wendy would make a great duo with Gargamel.
Cartman literally killed all the smurfs just to slander and falsely accuse Wendy
*scott tenorman had entered the chat*
I often wondered why it is always peace and smurfberries in the village. Smurfette is the only woman there among the many of other smurfs. They would have been at each others throat a long time ago just to get their hands an Smurfette. Wouldn't be a nice sight - everywhere smoke, blood and little, blue corpses. But than I realized why Smurf Village hasn't already been plunged into total war. Smurfette offers herself to the entire village. She alone holds the whole village together. She's the best of them all.
I don’t think they reproduce normally.
If Cartman tried to kiss that Smurfette he would swallow her by accident
Jesus is God 🦁
Considering his appetite, perhaps on purpose.
Cartman doesn't swallow anything by accident.
Fun fact: the original Belgian smurfs didn't pick smurfberries. They picked salsaparilla, which was censored by the Americans because of the association with alcohol.
South Park meets the Smurfs meets Avatar
I love how Wendy isn’t even mad about her representation, she’s just as tired as everyone else watching
poor Butters is heartbroken :(
0:52 Kyle is just so freaking done. 🤣
0:51 love that facepalm by Kyle
OH MY GOD! WENDY KILLED THE SMURFS!
oh no
You bastard
Smurf lives matter 😂
as much as police lives matter.
And the fact butters believes him, despite all the shit cartman has done
2:37 We miss Bradley.
0:37 The way his gut is hanging here is hilarious to me
Knowing Cartman, I’m 100% the Smurf’s were real and he gained their trust then killed them all to shot on Wendy
Likely.
2:08 is nostalgia for me. I saw that as a little kid
It makes me smile. The Smurfs are evil and I’ve always dreamed of murdering them.
I respect Butters and Windy for respecting art 0:52
I guess Eric finally found out… how to reach these keeds 😂
1:39 - out of my way
Dances with Smurfs had me dead
Don’t be blue Cartman, we got you buddy.
Butters crying made me crack
Cartman as Wendy had me rolling 😆😂👍
Gargamel plotted against the Smurfs for years...
But Cartman killed them in an afternoon to slander Wendy.
This is why Butters is my favorite.
This is why favorite is my butters
Me to 😊
Butters, we *Smurf* you.
SAME HERE...☝
You're all smurfed in the smurf, my smurfs 😐
This is some dark humor. I feel kind of guilty of laughing so hard. 😆
This is the Avatar we deserved.
Butters is such a loyal fan 😂
Quick Question, did Cartman manage to make a film or did he legitimately find and then kill all the Smurfs? Hey it's Cartman could be both for all we know
I rewrote the Smurfs and made the Smurfs evil. Hahahahaha!!
Assume the second option
@@Violence-Escalated Hey, just saying, I rewrote the Smurfs and made the Smurfs evil. I just wanted someone to respond to what I’m saying because nobody did.
Unattainable smurf Berries 🤣 CARTMAN comes up with some wild shit LMAOFF
Cartman has a bright future in politics. Bright for him. The rest of the world will sink into darkness
I wonder how the movie ends, since the entire Smurf village is killed off.
This must be Cartman’s best impersonation. 😆
Butters sobbing 😆
Lol Eric is pretending to be wendy
I smurfed more smurfberries any smurf has ever smurfed.
I like how Butters is the only one who takes this seriously.
Butters "woah" is just so Golden With the rest of the class falling a sleep
I love how Wendy didn't react at all to Cartman ripping on her
It's stuff like this that I can't ever believe Cartman being unsuccessful. It seems like whatever he sets his mind to he can almost always succeed.
James Cartman's Dances With Smurfs 2: The Way of Chocolate Salty Balls.
These are the morning announcements!?
1:17 By picking more smurf berries than any smurf had ever smurfed before.
Realize that Eric actually murdered all of the smurfs to make that movie
I loved how Wendy simply just went along with this to 1 up Cartman.
Wendy isn't even refuting the point. Like everyone else, she is just waiting for Cartman to run out of steam XD
Cartman's future is get involve in politics and maybe the future president 🤣
Butters crying literally breaks my heart
Oh, Butters is so cute, the way he was crying. Who more wants to hug and help him stop crying?
I remember butters in this episode, the students want answers🤣🤣🤣🤣.
as someone with a smurf hyperfixation currently, this makes the scene even funner. Like, cartman being called a non real smurf even though Smurfette technically isn't one either (created by Gargamell out of clay to destroy the smurfs, its something she feels very iffy of ) and the idea that cartman was able to fall for her with any competition is also very funny, especially regarding Hefty (who despite being considered a "main" smurf, isn't very known to the public). IDK its very funny that I can nitpick certain choices now
also ignoring the fact that the smurfs takes place during the middle ages europe
@@KitKat-zj3wi
Except the live action movies that kinda make it another universe, lol.
pls whe need dances with smurfs 2 redemption of the smurfs🙏