i remember when i was kid like 12 years old ( now im 30 ) our IT teacher on elementary school was doing AoE2 lan partyes after school in IT classrooms. He always picked up one of us just to have someone to trade with and went 2v6 always picked franks, droping castles on us while we were still in dark age and who survived got murdered by herds of paladins. I remember game when i picked teutons and manage to mass quite a few teutonic knights and he had hell of a strugle to beat me. as a last man standing everyone was cheering for me, and it was so awesome, even if i was defeated in the end. From that time, teutons are my favorite race, even that TKs gets wrecked by archers.
@@Mr62Galatasaray meanwhile our teachers were scared to risk any kind of social interaction with students that could possibly go "too far" which is sadly understandable
I have a confession to make: I have a serious attraction to Teutonic Knights. The way their smooth capes flow over the perfectly chiseled bodies makes me an instant horndog. I can't imagine going a day without giving into my carnal urges watching them stroll onto the battlefield. I have spent the last few months writing fanfiction and poetry to express the deep, sexual energy these boys in blue express with every step.
It probably wasnt easy to admit your true feelings. I just want to say i admire how you are able to be honest with yourself. It is true, The Teutonic Knights can weild power over individual that is almost unnatural in a sense. No other being can hope to achieve such greatness. that is the Teuton chadboy.
Nice early pressure from the opponent; might've been gg if handled differently. Was fun watching you stay calm and make a great comeback. Once you established map control, it was a slow death for him. Also grateful for the delayed gg as it gave us a chance to watch some bonus domination. Thanks for sharing!
You should take Acid and play. I tried to play this game high on mushrooms but the scene of my knights slaughtering innocent villagers freaked me out and I had to stop playing until I was sober
In case people don't know, don't send *ANY* trash unit at a Teutonic Knight ever. I forget if it's all of them (including Skirmisher) but I believe Teutonic Knight defense is so high they take 1 damage per hit from trash units. Since they have 100 HP, this means even seemingly lopsided looking battles can end with the Teutonic knights barely scathed. The only reason archers fuck them up is thanks to bonus damage; if bonus damage weren't a thing they'd be tanky vs. Archers too. That dude was basically throwing away his light cav by engaging with them.
You don't know any better than him, they are both top tier players and they both know that the game was already over way before that light cav charge and he had nothing to deal with them at that moment. So I don't think he thought light cav does well vs TKs lol it's really funny people actually thinking that way, especially the ones who think the archers have bonus dmg against TK lmao
You could've dominated the initial push with like two knights instead of the siege workshop or tower nonsense. Even if he had monks which he didn't, you had a 3/4th faith bonus going for you
It's still risky though, he didn't know MbL didn't have a monastery or a barrack for pikes. Even with the teuton bonus knights get converted fairly fast.
As much as the title excites me, it is just another video of unnecessarily forcing Teutonic Knight. Teutonic Knight serves no strategic purpose in this game but adding salt to injury of a almost secured win.
teutonics was my favourite civ but now its the aztecs, because they can make the best units in the game i think because that +8 attack is insane... sry 4 bad english
Whoa, that was a dangerous game. Teutonic knights are so freaking powerful, but they're downside is that they're slow. Still, a bunch of those can wreak some pretty major terror.
With all due respect Your Grace(sorry, I had to!) I only saw 1 tactical flaw in your game worth mentioning. Although the Teuton ram is virtually worthless on its own, it makes a nice Ferrari for dumping Teutonic Knights in someone's base. For example, your knights will be delivered as fast as if they were champions (see SoTL videos for reference) AND the ram absorbs the arrows on the way there!!! Also, way to pull it off without bombard towers! Mastapizza!!!!😎 I'm with you! MAKE TEUTONS GREAT AGAIN!!! Oh, wait they already are! Now for the rest of the padawan learners to master the art of Imperial Patience!!! Well done Your Grace! Everything is proceeding as I have forseen!!!
Viper - when are we going to see some Tatoh games ? Also if you are trying out other RTS, ask Tatoh for Tzar: Burden of the crown and/or Celtic Kings, there was quite a hype for them at one point back in the day in Spain. Macro production intensive.
The only problem with teutonic knights is that they are too slow. They are extremely strong against melee attacks, but are weak against ranged weapons. When there are lots of them they serve almost as a tank that crushes you.
Hey Viper. Just wondering if you ever heard of / tried the game 0AD? It's an open source RTS created by AoE fans. They started a few years after AoE2 came out, and it's finally starting to look really good. The game mechanics are a little different to AoE. Would be interesting to see what a pro AoE players thinks of it.
Hello Orsen, speak spanish. Crees tú qué los teutones tal vez merezcan alguna bonificación o algo que aumente su nivel? Alguna vez fueron de las civilizaciones más fuertes pero hoy están muy débiles.
Hey would like to ask how did you play online? 10 years ago when I use to play AOE the conquers. I use to use Gameranger. Nowadays what do you use please and thank you ?
(8:43) Well, saying to MbL to stop microing equates to tell him to cease being MbL. Also, out of curiosity, any meaning in his seemingly random handle?
aM stands for Aftermath, the name of his clan. And 4OC means Age of Conqeures, an expansion(?) For aoe which really improved the game in its early stages if I recall correctly. The 4 is an a in leadspeak, where you exchange letters for numbers. No idead why he decided to use it tho
What do you think about a Tech for Teutons where by units garrisoned in Siege Towers or Rams regen health. So you do the Teutonic Knight/ Siege Tower combo with the added benefit of a little bit of health regen. Make them more viable? Call it field medics or something.
The market prices go up in both of their markets of either if the players buy/sell. For example, if you notice the price of wood is quite high, you can assume the other player was buying wood
i remember when i was kid like 12 years old ( now im 30 ) our IT teacher on elementary school was doing AoE2 lan partyes after school in IT classrooms. He always picked up one of us just to have someone to trade with and went 2v6 always picked franks, droping castles on us while we were still in dark age and who survived got murdered by herds of paladins. I remember game when i picked teutons and manage to mass quite a few teutonic knights and he had hell of a strugle to beat me. as a last man standing everyone was cheering for me, and it was so awesome, even if i was defeated in the end. From that time, teutons are my favorite race, even that TKs gets wrecked by archers.
What a awesome teacher bro
@@Mr62Galatasaray meanwhile our teachers were scared to risk any kind of social interaction with students that could possibly go "too far" which is sadly understandable
@@brohvakiindova4452 yeah i know
2v6 which is essentially 1v6???????
@@wqeasd7107 (1+other market) vs 6
31:47 that one poor elephant got a hot ton of rocks dropped on his face.
I have a confession to make:
I have a serious attraction to Teutonic Knights. The way their smooth capes flow over the perfectly chiseled bodies makes me an instant horndog. I can't imagine going a day without giving into my carnal urges watching them stroll onto the battlefield. I have spent the last few months writing fanfiction and poetry to express the deep, sexual energy these boys in blue express with every step.
It probably wasnt easy to admit your true feelings. I just want to say i admire how you are able to be honest with yourself. It is true, The Teutonic Knights can weild power over individual that is almost unnatural in a sense. No other being can hope to achieve such greatness. that is the Teuton chadboy.
Calm down son, it's just a d̶r̶a̶w̶i̶n̶g̶ 3D Model
😳... So I'm not the only one?
................... I just came.
To say how amazing teutonic knights are!!!
Do you imagine them taking turns with their large sturdy swords sliding so easily in and out of your vulnerable sheath?
I see teutonic knights i like
Agreed this civ needs to be played more by pros. Mixing in some trash units with TK's helps against faster units.
Unfortunately this game it's just him goofing around after having secured victory.
"How do Goth deal with Viking on hideout?"
Viper: "Just make militia."
I feel like that's the answer for everything Goth these days...
Maybe they should replace the Dark age cost reduction with spawning with a couple of militia at the start......
@@Spiz103 YES. MORE MILITIA, CHEAPER AND FASTER. THIS IS THE GOTH WAY.
how to gain naval dominance on island vs japanese with goths? MOAR MILITIA!
This is the legend of the hero mangonel ...
The one who fiercely fought against an unmatched amount of siege weapons that terrorized his village
19:31 hats off to the one in chat who said the legendary "don't forget, keep exploring the map" 11111
He's so good, and also interacting with the chat, reading donations, etc. Man, that's impressive.
kiting teutonic knights with ballista elephants, slowest strat ever lol
@JoeRingo118 Imagining that made me chuckle, thanks.
(10:05) When he says sh*t instead of the playful Sheisse, real sh*t is about to go down.
Super shit shit shit 😂
Nice early pressure from the opponent; might've been gg if handled differently. Was fun watching you stay calm and make a great comeback. Once you established map control, it was a slow death for him. Also grateful for the delayed gg as it gave us a chance to watch some bonus domination. Thanks for sharing!
Chat: "Looks like game over"
Viper "yes"
Viper: "who for?"
39:00 TK's shredded the Light Cav's!
38:08 The Teutonic Order Strikes Back
oh wait he had won already before creating teutonic knights...
So all you can think of Teuton is Teutonic knights? it makes sense when you are not the best Aoe2 player in the world
@@jkchannel3149 maybe read what the best player in the world named his video
Silverboi and DauT. Playing Portal co-op. While drunk.
MAKE THE DREAM A REALITY
Biper after killing like 10 siege units with 2: "His economy must be great".
Viper - The man, the myth, the legend!
Teutonic Knights are so brutal lmao, also love the new desgin and animation. They've always been my favourite unit since I was 11 years old
Put them in any color (red and grey specially) they are most awesomely designed units man i love that feeling
That mangonel, could we just take a moment to appreciate that mangonel...
Let Teutonic Knights build towers!
Ulfsarks?
@JoeRingo118 only infantry. Ulfsarks, Axe throwers, and Huskarls... And Hersires
like from age of mythology?
You must be DemiserofD from the age of empires forums. Cause I've never heard anyone else advocate for that.
Viper's casting is cheeky, pleasant and entertaining like his gameplay
that's gay
@@atulgangwar7455 that's what gays feel like 😁😂
I support your idea of playing drunk. You might want to involve DauT, who would also agree to be drunk. I wonder if you two haven’t already done this!
Omg yes
You should take Acid and play. I tried to play this game high on mushrooms but the scene of my knights slaughtering innocent villagers freaked me out and I had to stop playing until I was sober
9:17 "it's over anakin, i have the high ground!"
Love dem classic high ground memes.
playing teutons and being called schatz, this guy is living the german dream lol
In case people don't know, don't send *ANY* trash unit at a Teutonic Knight ever. I forget if it's all of them (including Skirmisher) but I believe Teutonic Knight defense is so high they take 1 damage per hit from trash units. Since they have 100 HP, this means even seemingly lopsided looking battles can end with the Teutonic knights barely scathed. The only reason archers fuck them up is thanks to bonus damage; if bonus damage weren't a thing they'd be tanky vs. Archers too. That dude was basically throwing away his light cav by engaging with them.
no, archers only have bonus damage against spearmen
Archer line don't have any bonus damage against TK. TK's low pierce armor just what matters in this situation.
MbL prolly gave up at that point.
You don't know any better than him, they are both top tier players and they both know that the game was already over way before that light cav charge and he had nothing to deal with them at that moment. So I don't think he thought light cav does well vs TKs lol it's really funny people actually thinking that way, especially the ones who think the archers have bonus dmg against TK lmao
@@permafrost5229 I'm aware THEY know it, was just commenting because for someone watching, they might not realize how hopeless of a move that was.
just got back and there were light cav engaging into TKs
15:08 That’s a good rhythm!
Wish Teutons had siege ram, just so i can load them with Teutonic knights
Siege Tower tho
@@SeruKgoeszomg Mongol siege towers though
(14:55) Viper.exe stopped working.
Once you hear "hi daut" instead of "hideout" you can't unhear it
Those poor light cav sent to tickle the Teutonic Knights for 1 damage a hit.
My cat gets tilted at 2:57 every time. Nice impression Vipar
You could've dominated the initial push with like two knights instead of the siege workshop or tower nonsense. Even if he had monks which he didn't, you had a 3/4th faith bonus going for you
It's still risky though, he didn't know MbL didn't have a monastery or a barrack for pikes. Even with the teuton bonus knights get converted fairly fast.
As much as the title excites me, it is just another video of unnecessarily forcing Teutonic Knight. Teutonic Knight serves no strategic purpose in this game but adding salt to injury of a almost secured win.
teutonics was my favourite civ but now its the aztecs, because they can make the best units in the game i think because that +8 attack is insane... sry 4 bad english
Whoa, that was a dangerous game.
Teutonic knights are so freaking powerful, but they're downside is that they're slow. Still, a bunch of those can wreak some pretty major terror.
With all due respect Your Grace(sorry, I had to!) I only saw 1 tactical flaw in your game worth mentioning. Although the Teuton ram is virtually worthless on its own, it makes a nice Ferrari for dumping Teutonic Knights in someone's base. For example, your knights will be delivered as fast as if they were champions (see SoTL videos for reference) AND the ram absorbs the arrows on the way there!!! Also, way to pull it off without bombard towers! Mastapizza!!!!😎
I'm with you! MAKE TEUTONS GREAT AGAIN!!! Oh, wait they already are! Now for the rest of the padawan learners to master the art of Imperial Patience!!! Well done Your Grace! Everything is proceeding as I have forseen!!!
tower creep with teutonic knights would be good strat since infantry can garrison and shoot arrows to deal with archers
Drunk stream? Dauty vipey "coop" stream!?!
HELL YEA
I feel like I've been liked to. Teutonic Knights were not used until the end.
38:52 Battle of Grunwald, 1410
1:22 DO IT...for YT
Boooom Subscribers Viper!!! Congrats!
Viper - when are we going to see some Tatoh games ?
Also if you are trying out other RTS, ask Tatoh for Tzar: Burden of the crown and/or Celtic Kings, there was quite a hype for them at one point back in the day in Spain. Macro production intensive.
Lmao, always amusing seeing them try to chase anything.
Teutonic Knights need a little bit of speed.
Those light cav were cut down like wheat!
I am guessing there is no more point playing HD edition anymore
Only for fatslob
the scenario editor in DE is borderline unusable and not many maps have been ported over if that concerns you
@@certifiedredditgenius if you try to create triggers on DE the game will seize up
That bloody hero Mango must have had MBL absolutely raging XD
i want to see viper play random everything while drunk
ahahah Viper you're legend! "How beautiful is this army?" :) the wooords can't describe it!
halbs and onagers are the most op comp in like every scenario
Deathball
Did he say "hideout" at the start of the video or "hi Daut?" 0:00
Hideout
Hi daut
viper's micro is so good that he did both
10:49 Loom Donnie! Loom!
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
The only problem with teutonic knights is that they are too slow. They are extremely strong against melee attacks, but are weak against ranged weapons. When there are lots of them they serve almost as a tank that crushes you.
The only one? Feudal age archers are a hard counter to them man
I once spent about 4 hours in a skirmish trying to take out chinese archer castles with TK horde ))
i imagine that trade cart going along with whichever your winning army is would be the biggest disrespectstapiece 11
Viper casually flexing in a game against MbL 38:05
Hey Viper. Just wondering if you ever heard of / tried the game 0AD? It's an open source RTS created by AoE fans. They started a few years after AoE2 came out, and it's finally starting to look really good. The game mechanics are a little different to AoE. Would be interesting to see what a pro AoE players thinks of it.
That was God-tier mangonela micro.
Drunk Mastapizza gameplay = Pizza & Beer PogChamp
he placed that market on the bottom right--should have kept the trade cart
Hello Orsen, speak spanish. Crees tú qué los teutones tal vez merezcan alguna bonificación o algo que aumente su nivel? Alguna vez fueron de las civilizaciones más fuertes pero hoy están muy débiles.
Viper and Daut playing Portal would be like SovietWomble and Cyanide...
What about siege towers + teutonic knights, straight to the enemy woodline, tc:s and castles?
Dude you and daut need to play portal 2 together. That would bw epic i think.
Hey would like to ask how did you play online? 10 years ago when I use to play AOE the conquers. I use to use Gameranger. Nowadays what do you use please and thank you ?
store.steampowered.com/app/813780/Age_of_Empires_II_Definitive_Edition/
Saw that one comment from one of your previous hideout video, now I always misheard the word "hideout" to "Hi DauT"
they actually did it :o
It always amazes me how clever he plays this game....
why your Priest looks like from aoe 1 ?
Teutonic OP playing defensive with trabuchets atacking. GG!
Make Teutonic Knights GREATER!!!!
We all want an Intoxicated viper steam :D
28:30 did Viper cheat with stone to build a castle
Idk what you mean but he bought stone from the market
Yo amo a los caballeros teutones!!!...bendiceme papi vivora
Does MBL stand for Must Buy Lumber?
3:50 MBL?? did NOT lame a boar?!?
surviving without any army in castle age.... OMG
where and when is viper usually streaming?
Mixer and every couple days or so
@@acondor9538 thank u very much
(8:43) Well, saying to MbL to stop microing equates to tell him to cease being MbL.
Also, out of curiosity, any meaning in his seemingly random handle?
aM stands for Aftermath, the name of his clan. And 4OC means Age of Conqeures, an expansion(?) For aoe which really improved the game in its early stages if I recall correctly. The 4 is an a in leadspeak, where you exchange letters for numbers. No idead why he decided to use it tho
@@GameFail96 do you know what MbL standa for? Is it really Master Boar Lamer? 😄
@@Friedtunafish77 His initials I believe.
What do you think about a Tech for Teutons where by units garrisoned in Siege Towers or Rams regen health. So you do the Teutonic Knight/ Siege Tower combo with the added benefit of a little bit of health regen. Make them more viable?
Call it field medics or something.
Teutons are already good, right?
If teutons had husbandry I would definitely play them more often
Map: Hi-Daut!
how can u tell if he's been buying/selling resources
The market prices go up in both of their markets of either if the players buy/sell. For example, if you notice the price of wood is quite high, you can assume the other player was buying wood
I have hd edition, but these buildings looks beatifull.
14:59
In july the Remaster C&C is come back, give it a try.
Very fitting, since Donald Trump is mainly of German descent.
Not mainly, more like 50%. His mother's family is from Scotland.
is this some kind of AoE 1 Mod?
Halsa derreiteee wohaa halsaaa eyiaaaa halsaaa
I hat to playing teutons because It’s one of few civilizations who do not have a real specialitie (cavalery, archery, infantry...)
If only this video was 2 seconds longer...
Petition to revise this video
brands of today: Domino`s, Microsoft, Barbour
brands of the future: Mastapizza, Microhard, Byebyeboar
Well played
mah,se ti diverti a giocare così poi non lamentarti se sei EPILECTIC