Mr. Sandman, Man Me A Sand (Full parody)
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- Edit: Thank you for one million views! Sand doesn’t feel like a word to me anymore.
Because you asked, and kept asking, and never stopped asking, here is the full version of Mr. Sandman, Man Me A Sand! This is a parody of the song "Mr. Sandman" by the Chordettes.
Main vocals - Teza Belmond (Me!)
"Sand?" Vocal - Mr. Sandman
Manborghini manufacturer - Sara
Credit to redpyros and thesylverlining for the original mixed up lyrics. Full lyrics written by Knave of Dogs in the comments section of the original video! I have nothing more to say for myself. B)
IMPORTANT NOTE: I cannot put this on Spotify for legal reasons! I ask that you do not either, as even if I'm not the one to upload it, I could still get in trouble. I also just don't want to have to take the video down if something goes wrong, because I really like it! Thanks for understanding~ More detailed answer below, for those curious!
People ask me a lot why this isn't on Spotify or any streaming services, so I'm finally gonna try and explain: It's because parody covers generally aren't covered by distributors like DistroKid and require something called a sync license to be published on streaming services! Sync licenses do cost money, unfortunately, and as I don't make any money off of my YT channel (and don't intend to!) I would kinda just be losing money if I were to buy one--BUT, there are even further complications than just that!
You see, this song's sync license owner has changed hands multiple times since I first uploaded this cover years ago, and in all those changes, it has frequently jumped between it being impossible to find, or it being impossible to contact the sync license owner to see if I COULD get a sync license. But lastly, and most importantly: I'm worried that if I DID contact the license holder and ask for a license, and they said no, that I'd potentially have to take this video down, or have it forcibly taken down by the current license owner. I'm currently in a safe gray area since this IS explicitly a parody cover, I am making no money off of it, and they get any ad revenue that comes from the ads UA-cam puts on the video but otherwise have no involvement with me. Maybe it's a little vain of me, but I do feel pretty proud of having a video with over 3 million views, and I would hate to lose that!
I'm not exactly legally experienced or anything, so it's entirely possible that I have some details of this process wrong, but these are the hurdles as I understand them! If I ever DID manage to get it on streaming services like Spotify, it really wouldn't be for the money, but just for the happiness of everyone who's ever asked me to put it up there! And I'd probably just donate whatever I got in sales to charity, haha. For now though, it is what it is!
original post: sorry I can't cover the original version, I have too much sand in my mouth
why was this pinned so recently
@@renkothebird cuz i had too much sand on my hands to pin it before this
Sand moment
@@TezasTunes understandable reason
if sand didn't want to be eaten, it wouldn't be so tasty
I'm sorry, but that "Sand?" replacing the "Yes?" is absolute genius and nothing else in the song competes.
I sang this once where instead of “sand?” I sang “oui?”
Sandliacci and Manborgini come close
Absolute genius? Seems pretty obvious to do.
It fucking kills me every time I hear it.
@@Dannnnehwow bro ur so smart everyone here is in awe
So this is what a stroke sounds like.
My boy... This sand is what all sandy men strive to sand
S A N D M A N
Nah fam listen to Siri having a stroke
Pretty much
Best stroke you'll ever have
she really said “i am going to use my angelic voice for m e m e s”
And I’m not going to argue with that
I will not argue.
This is art.
Not complaining though
@@Menacing-Mercy i love how gen z is transforming memes into high quality art
damn sis this is my most liked comment ever
0:43 The fact that you can hear some of them say "man me a sands" instead of "sand me a man" is such a perfect extra touch.
mr manman, man me a man
@@vanguardbreaker8826man him the man that has ever man
@@skulves9677man man the mannest man man man man man
@@skulves9677 Give him man man like man and mandes
@@tysonwest9338 and please man him that his man man man man man!
The "SAND~?" just KILLS me
I did that out loud at the exact same time, i just fuckin knew it had to be there.
I didn’t know what you meant until I heard it. Now it’s obvious XD
IT’S BEAUTIFUL
FUCK It’s so GOOD
_Sand~?_
when you really forget your lyrics but the recording just started
fun fact: that's how scatting was invented
Little known additional fact: that’s also how sanding was invented
Ha!
Louis Armstrong did exactly that and scatted instead of singing the wrong lyrics
@@Pablo360able scatting is shitting
My skin is clear, my crops are watered, the world is good again
My skin got all rough from the sand
My man is sand
@@silverdededestruction2197 I don't like sand, it's rough and iritating and it gets everywere
My sand is handed, my hands are manned, and my man is sanded.
CORONA TIME BITCH
This is a fine example of my favourite musical genre: high tier, high effort shitposts. Amazing work, this brings me so much joy knowing you are both incredibly skilled and committed to using that skill in very strange ways
Thank you so much! :D Hehe, yes, that's my favorite kind too--it delights me to put "too much" effort into any silly audio things I make, because I genuinely just love doing it and like to make things that make me laugh! I'm glad they resonate >w
@gemcorker3982 Do you have a playlist somewhere?
@@Khyrberos I do indeed! Here you go :D
ua-cam.com/play/PLAbO2UIrlZGw8jPUz8J69qp5Z9nqBadGm.html&si=HsckZmvHVLjaB7AH
Ikr? This is up there with The Chalkeaters in terms of high effort shitpost music
Although it begs the question: Can it truly be a shitpost if it's this high-effort? I'd almost think this belongs more in the 'well-made fever dream'-post category.
The “saaaaand?” Kills me every. Time.
I’ve been crushed by sand many-a-time in Minecraft. Kills me every time.
So he turned himself into sand and he calls himself "Sandman", funniest shit I've ever seen.
Same
Same
I wasn’t expecting that and SPLUTTERED when I heard it
When your character has 10 charisma and 1 intelligence.
this
Ian Linn the charisma is still kinda low lol
@@meka2347 i think he mean fallout like skills,or any RPG that has skills like that
Lol
So for dnd it is like a 18 charisma and a 1 intelegence
1 in int is like almost plant level.
When you kinda remember the melody of a song but only know a sentence's worth of lyrics.
This is scarily accurate
thats the point
I know this is unrelated but I love your profile picture.
Yup
Like me on new years eve! "Should auld acquaintence be forgot" and then just make shit up til the chorus.
I visited a beach called Mansands (in Devon, England) today. This song was in my head the whole way there.
Oh hello atomic shrimp
Singing the actual lyrics over this feels like in chorus when no one knows what the heck is going on and trying desperately to remember the lyrics.
Wdym "Actual lyrics"? Last time I checked, this was the real version
The 3 Feet yes
The best way to do it sometimes just sing along with this version
like: Sandman, I'm so alone. Don't got nobody to call my own. Please turn on your sandy hands, Mr Sandman, sand me a man!
I want this to be the only digital evidence of our existence
Ive made my peace with that, It's what we deserve.
as humans
Lmao this is the only video we need the aliens to see, if they can't handle us at this, they prolly shouldn't come
No it has to be Body rolls tight pants...just think about it...
3 words to disprove that: Charlie The Unicorn.
"hey, hey girls, are you alright?"
"No, handses are manning a stroke. call a sandulance"
The Bond's name, James name.
"What?"
Name's the James, name Bond.
"Are you alright?"
Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance
Oh god this is great
@@mortifier6694 oh shit I'm cackling
@@mortifier6694 I made it to 69 likes 0w0- xD
@@jerryqueer I ruined the 69 likes
In these stupid AI times I want to say I appreciate people like you who make it for realsies with their handses
I absolutely lost it at "Mr. Sandman" "s a n d ?"
S
A
N
D
~
?
This sandman has so much personality in that ONE word. you know EXACTLY what he is about. what a wonderful eldritch entity.
1:37
Me sand! I'm still resanding from all the manning!
𝒮𝒶𝓃𝒹~?
The lyrics are in COMIC SANDS.
Thank you so much for the heart!
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE
oh
No. It's comic sands
Peridot... Shush.
Leave the cursed be.
When you’ve had a stroke but the show must go on.
BAHAHAHA
I ruined the 69 likes lmao
Now its on its way to 420
That's almost an exact quote from my drama teacher
"If you have a stroke wave at me, but keep singing, the show must go on"
😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
I was legitimately enjoying the bop, but the "Sand~?" at 1:39 caught me so off guard. It always does. I love this
Tbh I always expect it to be more frequent
Me trying to find a song that is stuck in my head.
My google history:
underrated comment
How does this only have 200 likes
Sye
I'd like but tis at 666 rn :/
It’s 2097 and I’m in a nursing home and all I can sing is this. The nurses think I have dementia, but the other residents *know*
This comment cuts
bold of you to assume the earth will live til 2097
@@smithers8639 capper
im from B.C. 1755 and this song is a hit
mini m&ms 108 by then 🙃but I’ll know
I too, am "coping well" with quarantine and am "not posting cries for help"
you good bro?
@@npc6817 no
Just play some Xbox, Zoe! I play overwatch and entertain people by voice acting, so that makes me happy- oh. Your comment was a joke-
Nice picrew. p.s. go r/traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do you need Mr sandman to sand you a man sand?
This song is maddening, it feels somewhat comprehensible, like if I really tried I could figure out it’s meaning . But it’s actually entirely nonsense.
I love it
"Give him the sand that I'm not a hander" could almost pass for a slang phrase from the 50s
Savi give him the sand = tell him; a hander = a drug dealer
I hate how correct you are
Sand~?
I read that as it played
Listen, Jake. You know how he called me a hander last week? Go sand him the news that im not a hander, and i will give you the sandses
Hander - Drug Dealer
Sand - Tell them
Sandses - big amount of cash
I've literally never been more excited
IT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
you mean _exsanded_
.......excited *how*
Jaden Baker Mr. Sandman, duh
@@TezasTunes shshhshdhjdhdjshsjjs!!!! You can't expose him like that!
My bard with 1 intelligence after rolling a nat 20 on a performance check:
It took me a minute to get what you were saying but that is brilliant
Can't stop laughing
you're nuts
"Alright here's the lyric sheet, think you can sing it?"
"Please, I'm the best bard around, even if I only kind of know what these letters mean"
Wait, but 3 is the minimum.
* *The Sandman is spasming on the floor.*
* *He's drooling profusely, you're not sure he's conscious anymore.*
* *You're hoping the man he sanded is a doctor.*
* *The man he sanded is not a doctor.*
* *However, the man does have a car door hook hand.*
Why can I hear this post?
this reads like an undertale shitpost but feels like something i’d find on tumblr at 2 a.m.
@@corbeaudejugement That's because it is both things.
@@Spyrika please go check on your grandpa please.
My friend has sung this song like this for YEARS just to confuse everyone, and now that it's real it's terrifying to me.
Shadowdroid776 wasit two years because two years ago this video was released ua-cam.com/video/70M90PGJ_ms/v-deo.html
People were confused that he was singing this song at all...
Your friend sang man car door hook hand?
@@iainkilcar7463 WOW this is a late reply, no I'm talking in 2012
@@shadowdroid776 wow freaky
imagine future historians having to decipher our current language from this song
It seems people said good dreams by saying 'man me a sand'
MUHFUCKIN SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
Rosandy car-door-stone
Oh that would be hilarious lmao
How to make English even harder to understand
You're laughing, but this has been my reality working the sandblaster for the last sand years
Week 2 of Quarantine: New dialects begin emerging in parts of the US
When you start having a stroke after the first couple words but the show must go on
its literally just frank iero (as in your pfp, frank with dogs makes me happy)
me, a russian kid, trying to sing an english pop song i heard on the radio at the age of 7 while having barely any knowledge of english be like:
о, русские)
РУССКИЕ ВПЕРЁД
*Speaking russian*
@@ranger5839 * answers in russian *
Me, an American, just being terrible at life.
The fact that sometimes it goes "Sand me a man" or "Man me a sand" at the end of phases is so confusing that you can hear one of the vocal parts mess it up. Nice touch. I relate to that so much.
I once had a cat I'd named Mr. Showboat, and I'd sing to him "Mr Showboat, show me a boat", and then I'd remember this and laugh. Well done.
How touching 😊❤
Make it a wood boat that's likely to float
Make it boat that I can go showing
And be wooden even when it's snowing
Is it a good boat to show?
@@darkmoonthedirewolf9231 he was the best boat.
@@insanedairyfarmer with the name of Mr. Showboat, he's definitely da best boat
the sandman going "Saaannd?" instead of "Yeees?" absolutely broke me
_Saaand~?_
make him the cutest man car door hook hand
Hollow Jack grian
I didn't know the original lyrics so I didn't know that bit was different until I saw this comment
Grian, trying to sell to the hermits: um excuse me do you want some (ahem) SaAAAanNd?
I cannot man you sand. But, as a junior carpenter, I can sand you a man.
Where do I sign up for one?!
As the son of a carpenter, I can try to sand you a man
THIS IS GOLD OH MY GOD
@@danny8284 No this is sand
Thanks Mr. Sandman
1:37 just a timestamp for the "Sand~?"
POV: You Are Having a Stroke During Karaoke Night (ASMR)
El Blanco i want to like it but it has 420 likes
@@Jesus-christ05 I unliked after i noticed your comment
LMAOOOOOO
This is a blessed comment
My one braincell remembering the materials for tomorrow's test
At least you got a braincell
@@feralpossum2089 mom said its my turn on the braincell
sand
@@theshuman100 _hand sand the man_
I mean there’s 4 singers so that’s one talented braincell
When you pulled an all-nighter and trying to act normal in school
Please turn on your sandy hands...
"...and lots of sandy hands like manborghini!"
"Rei, please stop, you've been singing this for 2 days straight. Get some sleep."
I'm delighted that the Tom-Scott-newsletter and Teza's-delightful-song-parodies universes have somehow collided!
To my own great shock and surprise!
>be me
>Sandliacci
>hand sand band in green
>Drive a 1960s Manborghini
>Mfw:
>Sand man car door hook hand
This is the most layers deep in internet humor I’ve been in a long time
Ikr
a true poet
Odd way to describe that campfire story but ok
a true artist
Sandman:”...What the Hell am I being asked to do?”
*Man them a sand
*Turn on his sandy hands
*Man car door hook hand
*Sand them a man
*Give him two sands
*Give him the sand that they’re not a hander
*Tell him that his sands and mans are hander
*hand sand band in green
*Give him a sandy door like sandilacci
*Give him lots of sandy hands like manborghini
*hook door to sand
Honestly, it’s really self-explanatory, and I don’t see how he’s missing the objectives here.
Sand~?
@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 honestly, if 4 girls came up to me and said "man me a sand" i would also say "sand?"
It's like having a musical stroke
Edit: Y'all BEST BE SUBBED TO TEZA
A musical stroke of genius
I read this while drinking some fucking sweet tea fuck thats gonna take weeks to get that feeling out of my nose
Best way to go.
Apart from dying laughing..
i'm havong a stronk from watching this
intentional misspelling
yes
My new headcanon for Star Wars is that this song drove Anakin to the dark side
Real
he really doesn't like sand....
This comment made me laugh so hard my cat woke up just to glare at me
@@brokenpayphone understandable honestly
This is literally the highest form of art to ever exist
It sure is.
The fact that the lyrics are in comic sans somehow makes the presentation whole
Comic sands
duhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduh
This is what English sounds like to non-English speakers.
Nope
@@_blank-_ Trust me, if you don't speak English it sounds completely different
English being my second language I can confirm it pretty much sounds like this when you are just starting to learn.
can confirm,english was my 3rd language
Correct
Despite laughing at the meme I can’t help but enjoy how gorgeous your voice is!!! It’s so smooth and soft and perfect for barbershop quartet styled music- I honestly would love to hear an actual cover of the song lol
For reals her voice is angelic
I'm gonna start playing this in the middle of regular music and when people queston pretend idk what they're talking about. I hear the original and see if people think they had a stroke
I'm so doing this lol.
Evil
MessorXV evil genius
@@arqamislam3877 yes
I literally just tried this and they didn’t notice the different
If you’re having a stroke it plays normally
Oh I was wondering what type of changes were made
@@ralofofriverwood6810 no that was just me sanding my hands in a woodwork workshop
It also works if you are drunk enough
can confirm
Can confirm
"I hate sand!"
"It mans, car-door, and hookhand's everywhere!"
You should be ashamed. Still, you get a like.
@@michelefornovotapia2600
"If you're not with me-- then you're my man, cardoor, hook-hand!"
@@greco-romano9852 its over gabriel, i have the sand man hook hand
@@jakibahsandy904
"You underestimate my car-door!"
@@greco-romano9852 dont sand man a cardoor
The fact that I never actually heard the original song, and this is the only version I've ever known, makes me feel an unknown emotion
Starts - "God, this is going to be stupid"
10 Seconds in - "This is literally just me when I can't think of lyrics."
This is a piece of art, but I also want to mention that you have a genuinely beautiful voice. I don't think this song would have quite the same effect sung by anyone else.
Thank you so much! ;w; That's such a sweet thing to say, I really appreciate it~
@@TezasTunes would love an actual sandman cover, no memes! :)
tea z I do appreciate the thought! But I’m kinda burnt out on this song, so I don’t think I’ll be doing another cover of it for a long while ;w;
Agreed
@@TezasTunes Hold up,I thought this was just like cut,paste stuff. I didn't know you actually sang it! Awesome voice by the way! 👍
This sounds like a very complicated sand castle request.
This is my favorite comment I’ve gotten on this in years
@@TezasTunes Always a pleasure to bring the occasional funny.
@@TezasTunes There was another (now deleted, I think) comment from your original parody video, which garnered this very same reaction from you XD, but I can't quite recall it. I know this is odd, but do you remember said comment at all? I think you might've pinned it.
@@vreschen939 LOL oh my goodness, really? I don’t recall that at all, but it does sound like something I’d do! I suppose my sense of humor hasn’t changed x’D
@@TezasTunes I don't know why, but for some reason, I keep thinking of it being "What a wonderful day to be deaf" or something like that XD
1000 years from now, anthropologists will desperately scour the internet for the inside joke that explains this video.
Ah, what the cutest man needs to be: -nice, curly hair, nice eyes, deep voice- *car door hook hand*
I just realized the lyrics are in "Comic Sans"
Comic Sands
A form of matter Comic Sandy Hands
Don't you mean....Comic *Sands*?
Mr sans man
Carter Chuckluck sans me a man
This is like the Beatles coming back together, I’m pumped!
Teza's more like Enya
long wait in between, but worth the wait
Kairu Hakubi Kairu I love you but this is the strangest compliment I’ve ever gotten LOL
@@TezasTunes Yeah. On a side note, I see you posted some NieR music videos. Have you ever or do plan to do a cover of Weight of the World?
This is how it feels 1hen you go 4 days without sleep for the funnies
immediately after this song i got an ad that starts with "good grammar is important."
But clearly it isn't
G-grammerly?
@@elodiejohnstone5240 Sandmerly
*IT KNOWS!*
@@ahahahimagine5709 *SANDMERLY*
My brother actually thinks these are the real lyrics to the song
MineKen713 Okay that’s actually hilarious LMAO
Teza Belmond he knows what the tune is but not the lyrics
*keep it like that*
Agreed.
These _are_ the real lyrics. Similarly, Bruno Mars actually jumps in the caac in That's What I Like.
Me: "This quarantine is absolutely fine"
*Also me:*
You're doing better than ever!
2:04 Imagine how interesting of a power that would be those, being able to turn your hands into sand for a while and controlling it while also having to lose the power of having real hands for a while.
What use would that have though? It would definitely we interesting, but what if the wind blew your hands away?
So like your hands are made of sand but they are still hand shaped or do your hands just kind of turn to dust and fall to the floor?
You're describing Flint Marko
Imagine being someone who’s just trying to learn English.
Edit: if you are I’m sorry you came across this video
I don't have to imagine
Being a 14 italian(now 15), when I heard this in back to the future when I was 7 i though it said it's December, not mr. Sandman
That is exactly what it felt like at the start lmao
@_Volpei _ sounds like something I would do lol
I do, and I‘m confused as fuck.
this song singlehandedly turned “sand” into every part of speech
Singlesandedly.
@@SigmAnalog genius
Wait, it's all sand?
Always has been...
Sandy sands sanding sands sand
omg singlesandedly
the masculine "Ssaaaand?" killed me dead on the spot [ps I can't stop singing this version to my cat bc his nickname is Mr. Sandman and here we are]
does your cat mr sand man get turned on by your sandy hands
Timestamp?
@@ikayotrof703 1:37 - 1:38
Mr sandman send me you
Let me pet you
@@Dovah_Slayer bruh u good?
as someone who has never heard the original i'm going to learn this to confidently sing instead
i can't stop thinking about this
Honestly, neither can I B)
Teza Belmond It’s been playing in my head since March
@@TezasTunes BROFIST 😎 👊
Something about Mr. Sandman with nonsense lyrics is just really special.
Did not expect Sarah Zed to show up here...
I don’t know for sure, but I’m pretty sure if I sang this I would collapse on the ground and die immediately after.
Duncan Freivald Can confirm, am ghost commenting from the void
@@TezasTunes considering you had to sing it 4 times, wouldn't you be like... 4 levels of dead? Dead^4? Ghost^4?
The_Solomon_Sage I’m like a cocktail of ghostly flavors!
As I lay there violently convulsing I hear in the distance a faint voice telling me “Hi I’m Ethan Bradbury.”
"So how's Self Isolation going?"
Quite good but my parents do not comply with the whole thing unfortunately and make me go out of my cave
speech good, ee hope
I have gone on two anime marathons I am now starting a third. I think I need help
About this well lol
We where supposed to self isolate?
Iv'e been doing this since 2010.
I like sand. It's fine and soft and soothing and it gets everywhere.
"Sand" no longer sands like a sand.
Edit: I meant to say, it no longer sounds like a word.
LOL
"Man's" No longer sands like a sandy hand
sand
No no, you got a point
It makes a bit more sense if you turn on your sandy hands, it worked for me at least
Me: has panic attack
Someone: plays song
My destroyed brain, trying to hear the lyrics:
S A N D L I A C C I
and also M A N B O R G H I N I
When you're having a stroke but the show must go on.
Hey, call- er, Agent 1
A brilliant
To be honest, it does make sense, this is absolutely something Tom would like.
The fact that, besides the changed lyrics, this sounds almost _exactly_ like the original is really impressive.
Thank you! I did my best heheh
Why do I find you literally everywhere- ._.
Yeah, but for some reason I like this one better.
they changed the lyrics?
That's what I always thought too! It kind of freaks me out...
I used to work in an old-timey themed escape room where “Mr. Sandman” and some other songs from that era would play on a 90-minute loop. It’s the only job I’ve ever been fired from, and I hated it for most of my time there. For years I’ve had dread-filled flashbacks to that job every time I hear this otherwise lovely song, but after listening to this a few times, I think I’m cured. Thank you for embracing this silliness.
I had a similar thing. Worked at a vintage clothing store that played the same four The Doors songs on a loop. Now I seize whenever I hear one of their songs.
Please. Please tell me how you get fired from an escape room.
...Because that seems like a real shortcut.
Jessamyn Rose ....You... You absolute atrocious, beautiful being.
Try listening to Blast Radius - No Cock Like Horse Cock, a fallout-themed song about dildos
@@enzigma04
No, I don't think I will.
“when you have 10 charisma but 1 intelligence”
Courier 6
jajajjajajajajajaajajaa
Sand?
10 charisma isn’t very high though.
When you steal a comment
I need you all to sing the full thing normally, i legitimately think this is one of the most beautiful cool voices I've ever heard in my existence.
This sounds like the Chordetts collectively decided to have a stroke.
After listening to this song Anakin didn't only just kill the men, but the women and children as well.
UnderFighter001 and the sandy hands
“Please turn on your sandy hands.”
Anakin:👁👄👁
I mean, he doesn't like sand.
Not just the sandmen, but the sandwomen and the sandchildren too
They were animals.
HE HATES THAM
I don't like sand hands. They're coarse and gritty and get everywhere
ok Anakin
I dont think the sand system works
pervy sand hands
Are they rough?
Shut up bear hands
This has been living in my head rent free for four years.
"Sandliacci" is officially my favourite word now.
Italians can read your comment because your pfp is there to help
ur pfp is so fitting
hi actual human i thought u were a Robot then read ur name thx 4 clarifying
@@myaccount0307 np
Am italian can confirm, thank you
this is like made for my sense of humor:
- Really stupid, nonsensical lyrics
- genuine singing (adding to the hilarity of the dumb lyrics)
- sounds as good as the original song (adds more hilarity)
- high quality, perfect for shitposting
Oh boy.
Wait till he finds 𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘀
UwU wat
Oh ho ho I have a treat for you my man, Bardcore Pumped Up Kicks
I understand fully. Gotta love high-effort shitposting.
Sameeee
"Please turn on your sandy hands"
SANDY HAND MODE ACTIVATED
eight year old me carefully typing "IDHANDS" into the console
The most groovy stroke I've ever had
This ladies and gentlemen is why Anakin turned to the darkside.
Zeus I hate you.
Zeus sand really does get everywhere even in the song lyrics
@Artur Zinurov it just gets everywhere
You were my brother Link9058, I loved you!
I won't lie, it took me a minute to remember what meme that was Zeus
A story about a man with a hook hand crafted from the scrap of a car door.
It unfortunately turns to sand, perhaps at the request of an admirer who has a distaste for hands of any kind after she pleads to a sand deity.
Things escalate, the plead turns to a request to turn the whole man into sand.
"I love you, sweaty"
@ make him an accused murderer
@ How dare you defile the greatness of Spider Man 3?! (Though, yeah the Sandman scene slaps).
S A N D
And they want it in green
Having A Stroke: The Musical
No, wait, this might be my favorite comment
Receptive aphasia en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Receptive_aphasia
@@iamthinking2252_ cool. Almost as cool as the other 20 or so comment threads you spammed this in. Just post a main comment like everyone else and wait for people to reply
Heehhehehehehahahahahahahah
this is the perfect song to play in the background for a dream scene, lol
it's like, it SEEMS to make sense, but if you actually pay attention, it doesn't, like trying to read text in a dream ;P
Kidnapper: Sing "Mr. Sandman" and I will let you go
Me, who doesn't know the lyrics:
That is the strangest hostage situation I have ever heard, I'm never getting out of there
if only it worked that way :(
It’s
I would sing this version even if I knew the lyrics. Either they laugh and release me or I die. It's a win-win
@@karou6969 you wanna talk about it
Absolutely stunning performance, it sounds like dyslexia and a stroke had a baby. Truly a work of art.
With a dash of ADHD from man sand
And then that baby grew up to be a theater kid
“Bames nond’s having a stronk, call a bondulance”
I want to learn this version of the song so well that I can sing it flawlessly and with complete and utter confidence. Then, I'll go to a karaoke bar, but not just any karaoke bar- I'll find the one with the largest number of the most drunk people in the city. Then, I'll sing this version of the song. Those who aren't as drunk will start to suspect they drank more than they thought. Those who are drunk will either think it's a beautiful rendition of the normal song, or just be more lost than they have ever felt in their entire existence. And those who are sober, the designated drivers, they will find themselves rather puzzled. They would have thought such words- such an off version of the song could only come from someone completely and utterly hammered. But I shall sing it perfectly. Perfect enunciation. Perfect pitch. And as they stare in sheer and utter confusion, perhaps a couple of the more drunk people sing a long a little, getting the original words mixed up by my influence. The sober people will start to second guess themselves. "Did they accidentally get my drink wrong and put alcohol in it?" "Have I been drugged?" "Am I just horribly misremembering the lyrics?" "But he hasn't stumbled over his words at all. He's singing with complete confidence. It sounds so wrong, but why would someone sing it unintentionally on purpose?" And they might even start to question if maybe, just maybe, these have been the lyrics the whole time. I know you remember them differently, Dave, but this is all the lyrics have ever been. And when the song has finished and cheers rise up from the crowd, some more confused than others, I will take my encore: Livin' La Vida Loca
What a beautiful, inspiring tale. I cannot wait for the day it becomes true.
I hope this actually happens at some point
Jay Katara is my spirit animal.
Mad lad
Fucking beautiful
I wonder how many people see this and don't get the reference of "car door hook hand". I honestly forgot about that until now. Shit was from like 2015 at least where there was some shitty horror story about someone hearing on the car radio about a serial killer with a hook hand and I forget how it ends but I think it ends in just "car door hook hand" gibberish that vaguely implies the killer was near the person. People then went on for a little while to just end stuff in "car door hook hand" as a meme. Forgot all about that till this reminded me of it. Good times