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He would be the kind of person to touch something lightly and set of a chain reaction in utter chaos and just sit there and smile calmly while watching
Why do I keep expecting him to be serious w/ the boxes. I know he's using empty ones for the skits but it still caught me off guard when he straight up stabbed to box. 🤣
I was legitimately disappointed when I thought the jokes were going to stop, but was pleasantly surprised when he started knocking down the boxes, A+ comedic timing
@@GoHerping I really wish you and the youtuber "leopard gecko" could do a collab. You guys are the reason I am able to take care of my leopard gecko Ziggy so well. Ziggy has its own Instagram and tons of followers. @Ziggy_the.leopard.gecko is its Instagram.
And just to preempt anyone that is planning to comment, "aww but they had good intentions in sending it in!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sorry, but "good intentions" don't mean shit to that poor dead snake.
@Lil' Connor Peterson my ball python didnt eat for a whole year she is a little fatty so she didnt lost much body mass and she kept hydrated so i wasnt worried plus she was super energetic just got her to eat this year so woooo
Same. I couldn't believe it... that's literally the skinniest snake I've ever seen. Honestly, if you're going to get an animal like a snake, you need to make sure you can source live food. I would never own a snake because I don't have the heart to feed a live rat/mouse to a snake (I own rats as pets) it's disgraceful someone would let it get that bad.
my dost feeding live can be hard, but l’ve been able to feed frozen/thawed pretty quickly. there are a lot of tricks some newer keepers don’t know about when it comes to feeding f/t or aren’t willing to do. it’s perfectly fine to need help, this person just waited WAAAY too long to ask for it.
The comments all butt hurt about his little jokes and then saying it seems like he doesn't care. Like didn't you hear him get chocked up talking about how the ball python might not survive.
I just found this channel, first video I’ve ever watch and _oh my god_ I don’t know how I lived without this humor in my life. Coming from a snake breeder myself.
Would be interesting to see how you help these animals after you received them. The food they get, the enclosure, sending it to it’s new home and so on.
It hurts me to see people not do 10 minutes of research and just think of reptiles care as a mammal or a rodent and just think that reptiles don't live long even though it's their fault
I took in a bearded dragon that was a class pet, and her spine was wonky and her tongue is stuck out permanently and she wasn't eating and through watching your videos I learned she has mbd. I'm happy to announce that she is eating, getting heavier, and living her best lizard life. I've never had reptiles but I was able to help her improve through your vids!
Hi i like how there's captions in almost every one of your videos. I get sensory overload because of my ADHD and captions are really helpful. Thank you, friend! love your videos!
Same I often experience auditory processing issues and it makes me so happy when people put cations on their videos cause if there arent any captions I tend to get overload too
That poor little snake that’s sad and it reminds me of my lizard that was a abused before I got her and I had her for five years after I got her and she died laying eggs
Aww. I feel so bad for you no pets deserve to die and make their owners miserable 😭 pets are the Bestest friends you could ever have, In return I will tell you about my lizard. Her name is caramel and she’s 3 years old. I’ve had her for 3 weeks and that’s so sad, hope you feel better
Same. Though I adore corn snakes and fantasise about having one, but it's not the right pet for me - a cat is the right pet for me and I hope to get one next year.
Seeing how bad some of these animals look, it really makes me see how well I take care of my beardie (not saying he is not a spoiled lizard that gets a gourmet fruit and vegetable salad and 2-3 Dubia roaches and sometimes a super worm or 3) and he was raised well (I got him when he was 7 months old) and has no mbd and is a rescue. I researched about bearded dragons for 3 years before getting one.
I love his humor😂. He just does his own thing. It’s also great seeing someone the same age as me also have a passion for reptiles! I always look forward to you uploading more videos! You’re amazing!
Absolutely gorgeous!! I don't know why I watch these videos, fall in love with an animal and remember I live in Europe: so no way for me to get the animal, feels bad man.
As soon as he said people were complaining about the joke, I knew he would follow it up with something similar lol. That's definitely his style and my favorite thing about him and the channel
These videos are the reason I decided to redo my crested gecko tanks. There's nothing wrong with the tanks. I literally just see these animals and want to keep my animals as far away from that condition as possible.
After he said something like “I’m not going to jokingly hurt an animal” I was sitting there in suspense like “when are you gonna knock that pile of boxes over ” *Alex walks out of shot, DESTROYS THE PILE!!!!😂
Alex: It was completely wrong of me to make a joke about hurting an animal, and I’ll never do it again. *whacks boxes with a broom handle* Alex is such a troll, but in the best possible way. 😂
I'm really impressed with the transparency and really respect it! It sad to see the baby ball python not make it but I'm relieved to see that you show that not everything works out. You handle it well and educate us on the reality of pet rescue. Please keep up the videos!! P.S. One of our ball pythons had stuck shed and your a big reason that I had the confidence to handle it at home. For the record she's doing amazing now!!
It really hurts seeing animals that are in such bad conditions. Especially that poor little ball python. You could just tell the poor thing was nearing the end, and I think the he/she knew it too. I'm so glad that you take in the animals that you can, and give them a second chance at life. I remember doing extensive research when I would get ANY pet, and I always did my best to not to let this kind of thing happen. It's hard to imagine someone just picking up an animal knowing nothing about it, even ones with simple upkeep, and trying to keep it as a pet with no research or effort. It almost feels as if some people see them as an accessory and not a living animal. It's asinine. :( I'm glad that you bring these kinds of issues to light, as it's not easily found on youtube quite as extensively as you show and explain it. You've most likely saved countless animals other people own, just by talking about proper care for these animals. You're great Alex, keep doing your thing 🐍🦎🐢👌 Also those fakeouts at the beginning both got me, I was dying lol🔪🔪
There is apparently a lady who takes her bearded dragon grocery shopping regularily. Saw them the other day and her bearded dragon was so calm and sweet. Had no issue being around so many new people. Seemed to like being petted as well. Super sweet.
I wish i knew about your channel before my bf rehomed our beardie but we still have contact with his new family and they take such good care of him (: they sent us update pics of him dressed as a cowboy for Halloween 🥺❤️
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I need your help... my bearded dragons might have a disease
I absolutely love your videos keep up the good content
I'm glad you're not sacrificing yourself to the people who can't take a little dark humor
What kind of rack is that black metal one on the right? Btw huge
fan of your channel and the work you do!
I knew you'd knock them off 😆
I've never seen such a gentle yet chaotic personality....
He would be the kind of person to touch something lightly and set of a chain reaction in utter chaos and just sit there and smile calmly while watching
so accurate hahaha
but cute do
when he shoved the box off the desk i rlly thought the animal was still in there 😭😭😂
@@Bunny-ci3zh so did I
He’s so composed but he contains so much sarcasm and rage and chaos
i guess i can't deny that
Chaotic neutral
Ashlin Gunderson I think it’s because he’s got his own business and he’s a UA-camr.
When you said they didn’t have time for him because he was pursuing a doctorate in college I thought you meant the tortoise
Guy: so my tortoise is presuing a doctorate and I can't fund his career choices anymorw
Artsy Scrub **w h e e z e**
My tortoise just got his masters in tortology. So proud
(I dont actually have a tortoise)
When I liked it it was 666 likes
*your
4:50 I thought you meant the turtle was pursuing a doctorate in college and I was like “oh wow good for him!”
Same
Why do I keep expecting him to be serious w/ the boxes. I know he's using empty ones for the skits but it still caught me off guard when he straight up stabbed to box. 🤣
i actually really thought he hit the ones with the reptiles in it and my heart shattered
Aaliyah borbon I felt really stupid when I real it was fake
*imagine if it was the wrong box*
Same I get scared every time even tho know the box is empty 😂😂
"I won't joke about hurting animals" *proceeded to swipe the boxes off the table violently*
That almost give me heart attack
Alex’s chaotic energy never fails to make me anxious as hell
Chaotic good
It's such a calm chaos too...like...you don't fully expect it with his soft voice.
@@terrih7165 yeah it's major anxiety fuel lmaoo
But I love it
Okay Owl I find it halarious!
"he looks energetic but .. hes weird" i felt that
Lychee Bee• *me*
It was his victim!!! 😱😱🤣
Mia G yellow kinda sus
Same
Thats how i would describe alex
I started tearing up after seeing how thin that ball python was
Ikr
Me too 😢
Is he okay!! Does anyone know if hes doing alright
Molly Trego I don’t think so :( in the unboxing video after this one he mentions how an animal passed soon after arriving
@@mollytrego683 End of the video says he died overnight
“it’s just the front legs look so stupid. mm nothing personal,”
*looks at him*
“but your legs look stupid, okay? ... it’s alright mine are too”
Maddy Seiboldt “I will eat your toes, shut up sir.”
24:20
Lmao
This was in my recommended and I’m not disappointed
S.A I was
Lmao same
Same
Same
Same
Never thought I’d watch a video of a guy smelling a bunch of bearded dragons but here I am. Here we all are. And I’m all for it.
You dont go around smelling beardies?😂 I thought everyone did it
All hail the mighty algorithm!
Because, you know... Corona😂
The dark humor is here and so am I......I’m staying here now
"this bearded dragon has clogged pores."
same
addy lu omg meeee😂😭💀
😂😂
addy lu your videos are GÆr than rainwater
addy lu 😐😂Lmaoooo
XD
Poor little ball python couldn’t even lift his head. Terrible to see
i know :(((
🥺🥺
at least it's moving around. That's better than the banana one that died :/
@@zokoravonyensloh 25:47 :(
@@iguess6951 oh i did not see that. The poor thing :(
Seeing that malnourished snake made me so sick, poor baby.
I’m not through the video all the way but i hope he gives us updates!
@@kris2dae The update is at the very end. Unfortunately its not good news.
Seriously made me sad
:(
;
I love how Alex is really honest but he isn't rude about it.
This channel is so underrated, the sarcasm is great like I could be his friend
The only reason why Alex said that in the beginning is because the ink didn’t come off his hands
I was legitimately disappointed when I thought the jokes were going to stop, but was pleasantly surprised when he started knocking down the boxes, A+ comedic timing
I love your personality I'm binge-watching these episodes in quarantine, you're so calm and gentle yet so chaotic like someone else said hahaha
jetti stout s a m e
YESS hahaha
First video of ever saw of him, and I’m living
Not gonna lie, I love how he’s trolling his commenters...
i will not surrender
@@GoHerping Surrender, bisxh, we have you surrounded
I’m glad you won’t surrender. Some of these comments just make me shake my head 😂
@@GoHerping I laughed so hard at that !!!
@@GoHerping I really wish you and the youtuber "leopard gecko" could do a collab. You guys are the reason I am able to take care of my leopard gecko Ziggy so well. Ziggy has its own Instagram and tons of followers. @Ziggy_the.leopard.gecko is its Instagram.
I'm extremely upset that that person didn't get help for their snake sooner.
Majorlyyyyyy bummer about snake
And just to preempt anyone that is planning to comment, "aww but they had good intentions in sending it in!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sorry, but "good intentions" don't mean shit to that poor dead snake.
@Lil' Connor Peterson my ball python didnt eat for a whole year she is a little fatty so she didnt lost much body mass and she kept hydrated so i wasnt worried plus she was super energetic just got her to eat this year so woooo
😥 the BPs in this were so sad lookin
my jaw literally dropped at that ball python, bless his lil heart
Same. I couldn't believe it... that's literally the skinniest snake I've ever seen. Honestly, if you're going to get an animal like a snake, you need to make sure you can source live food. I would never own a snake because I don't have the heart to feed a live rat/mouse to a snake (I own rats as pets) it's disgraceful someone would let it get that bad.
my dost feeding live can be hard, but l’ve been able to feed frozen/thawed pretty quickly. there are a lot of tricks some newer keepers don’t know about when it comes to feeding f/t or aren’t willing to do. it’s perfectly fine to need help, this person just waited WAAAY too long to ask for it.
So sad:(
my dost where I live it’s illegal to feed live
It scares me to think ball pythons are surpose to be chunk. It's... Skinnier then skinny
9:46 my jaw literally dropped; that is one of the thinnest ball pythons i'd ever seen. that is so sad.
Yes omg I started crying 😭😭😭
I’m not a snake person but even I know that is super malnourished
I'm dying for an update.
Diana Lapole the snake died, he said that at the end of the video. Surprised that it lasted plane ride
@@chrishovnanian3114 well I was trying to be optimistic 😭
I almost died when he knocked them off the table
Odd Sara same I thought it was real
Died as in so sad or died as in funny
They would of almost died if it was real
I saw the difference in the boxes order so I expected it lmao
... the fact that he always uses a big knife...
Him: it was wrong to make a joke about hurting animals
Also him: 🔪 jab jab jab
I love it
True
That’s the jokes
This guy is actually jokes, ya’ll just not ready for his good humour x
Sophie Scarlett u kinda peng uno. U got good sense of humour aswell. U like lizards or soming? I just randomly clicked on vid
Jacob Poole lmaoo
The comments all butt hurt about his little jokes and then saying it seems like he doesn't care. Like didn't you hear him get chocked up talking about how the ball python might not survive.
I just found this channel, first video I’ve ever watch and _oh my god_ I don’t know how I lived without this humor in my life. Coming from a snake breeder myself.
For real lmao
14:55 “OH GOD PLEASE DONT EAT ME” *RUN* “I’m trying to smell you” “AHHHHHH”
I started laugh crying when he looked at the dragon and said "Nothing personal your legs are stupid"
“Boink”
“Oh, he didn’t like that”
*Does it again*
😂
Me: aww, yea that blood joke wasn’t funny
Also me: ahahaha he swept them off the table
Same
The blood joke was funny as hell. Y’all are too sensitive
Dra the Awesome honestly
@@Beth_Amphetamine it wasnt D:
but youre right when it comes to animals im sensitive
HAHA omg this is me 😂
"this is the dullest knife ive ever used"
Other videos: uses a wooden spoon
💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
That Redfoot was mine.Was super scared I was gonna get bashed after seeing the title; glad he got there safe gl with him. :)
(Ps. His name was oogway)
Good luck on your doctorate :)
Oogway loves greens
He was so cute!!
Guy Person good luck with school!
oogway didnt seem to like boops
Would be interesting to see how you help these animals after you received them. The food they get, the enclosure, sending it to it’s new home and so on.
Pisces
‘He smells weird’ STOP BULLYING HIM HES LOVELY
xylophone jones haha
xylophone jones right I want him
What is your profile picture xylophone Jones
“BOINK!” “oh he didn’t like that..”
*immediately does it again*
Alex: I'll be safer this time
Alex: *proceeds to cut towards himself using the knife*
Always cut towards your buddy not your belly 👌
So true
Then flails it around in his arm
He said he would be safer with the animals not with himself ;)
It hurts me to see people not do 10 minutes of research and just think of reptiles care as a mammal or a rodent and just think that reptiles don't live long even though it's their fault
I agree with you dude but rodent are mammal fyi
"i'm trying to smell you. just let me smell you. please"
xD
no
I took in a bearded dragon that was a class pet, and her spine was wonky and her tongue is stuck out permanently and she wasn't eating and through watching your videos I learned she has mbd. I'm happy to announce that she is eating, getting heavier, and living her best lizard life. I've never had reptiles but I was able to help her improve through your vids!
“I’m trying to smell you” *stops for a second* “ just let me smell you” lmfao
The boxes didn’t give me anxiety this time it was the fact that you were using a giant knife and you were cutting towards your self
“I’m trying to smell you. Let me smell you, please.”
“I will eat your toes, sir.” -Alex 2019
Hi i like how there's captions in almost every one of your videos. I get sensory overload because of my ADHD and captions are really helpful. Thank you, friend! love your videos!
That is a mood though I don't get sensory overload on videos I still get them lmao
Same I often experience auditory processing issues and it makes me so happy when people put cations on their videos cause if there arent any captions I tend to get overload too
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@@eggchomp hello bennett pfp
@@pinkdeer2399 how are we feeling about the xingqiu waiter official art
Favorite line
“Don’t lie to us, because we’re watching you.”
I want to like this but the likes are to perfect...
Person: “LET ME SMELL YOU!!!”
Dragon: “NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOO, MUST RUN”
Me: Run child, run
This comment is cringey
Ydk Aj right-
Ydk Aj the person who commented this probably calls dogs “fur babies” or “puppers” or “chonkboys”
Bearded dragon: attempting to run
Alex: *LET ME SMELL YOU*
"don't lie to us cause were watching you" well that got dark
“It doesn’t smell like death or anything”
oh ok good to know
If you've never smelled death or decaying meat, good for you.
that actually made me laugh out loud
I love how you dont bow down to people bitching over an obvious joke
"HoW dO yOu ThInK iT gOt To ThE sToRe?" I'm dead 😂😂😂😂
i love how the red footed tortoise bops it head slightly in a very content manner its so cute!
also r.i.p little malnourished ball python :(
I always get scared when he looks in the bag that the animal is going to be dead
I don't think that's a big enough knife, I personally only open stuff with my longsword.
I open boxes with my 5 yard sword your doing it wrong
I always use my spear
@@simpleton9218 my sword is bigger then your spear 😏😏
What are you guys doing? I shoot it with a bow and arrow until there’s a hole
I just blow it up with explosives.
lizard: is malnourished. him: you a stinky boi
That poor little snake that’s sad and it reminds me of my lizard that was a abused before I got her and I had her for five years after I got her and she died laying eggs
bella bayne • aw this is so sad🥺😭 what type of lizard was it? I feel so bad for you but lucky that you were able to keep it for 5 years. 🥺😭
Aww. I feel so bad for you no pets deserve to die and make their owners miserable 😭 pets are the Bestest friends you could ever have, In return I will tell you about my lizard. Her name is caramel and she’s 3 years old. I’ve had her for 3 weeks and that’s so sad, hope you feel better
😢😢oh gosh!! That is so sad! Im so sorry that happened to your lizard!! 😭
I’m so sorry for your loss, but at least you gave her a happy 5 years of life. Thank you for saving her, sending all my love. 💕
Sadness D:
"boink , oh he didn't like that"
me: SO CUTE
*i thought he meant the tortoise was pursuing a doctorate*
IStruggleWithGrammarPleaseHelp .-. Master Oogway was a tortoise
*doesnt own, has never owned and doesn’t intend to own any snakes or reptiles*
*thoroughly enjoys these umboxing videos*
Same. Though I adore corn snakes and fantasise about having one, but it's not the right pet for me - a cat is the right pet for me and I hope to get one next year.
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Let's keep the likes on this comment to 69
Caroline Baker un*boxing
Carrie Seymour corn snakes are so cool and easy. Get a wee tiny baby one!
Seeing how bad some of these animals look, it really makes me see how well I take care of my beardie (not saying he is not a spoiled lizard that gets a gourmet fruit and vegetable salad and 2-3 Dubia roaches and sometimes a super worm or 3) and he was raised well (I got him when he was 7 months old) and has no mbd and is a rescue. I researched about bearded dragons for 3 years before getting one.
ok
I love his humor😂. He just does his own thing. It’s also great seeing someone the same age as me also have a passion for reptiles! I always look forward to you uploading more videos! You’re amazing!
Bearded dragon old-man-smell. Also: that blue-tongue is GORGEOUS.
I think that blue tongue is my soul mate. Too bad i live in NZ and he can't ship to me :(
Absolutely gorgeous!! I don't know why I watch these videos, fall in love with an animal and remember I live in Europe: so no way for me to get the animal, feels bad man.
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING ABOUT THE BLUE TOUNGE I THOUHT IT WAS JUST ME
Alex: I would never make a joke about hurting animals
Also Alex: *literally sweeps us off our feet by hitting boxing off a table*
Haha comedy
Thank you it there home and we messed it up
As soon as he said people were complaining about the joke, I knew he would follow it up with something similar lol. That's definitely his style and my favorite thing about him and the channel
Lindsey M. Ikr he is hilarious 😂 I love his channel too much!!!!
It's just a joke but I agree
Telena Hice did I make it sound offending bc if I did I'm sorry but I find his humor hilarious 😂
He’s so funny and he doesn’t even try. Such a cool guy
“Positive experiences aren’t worth talking about, we want the negative” that’s how I knew I liked this channel
THE JOKE AT THE BEGINNING HAD ME CACKLING. I knew SOMETHING was coming, but I didn’t expect THAT. Creativity level 1000
it’s honestly amazing what you’re doing, with these animals and also being funny and informational at the same time
thanks!
These videos are the reason I decided to redo my crested gecko tanks. There's nothing wrong with the tanks. I literally just see these animals and want to keep my animals as far away from that condition as possible.
The thin BP hurt my heart. I have a BP and couldn’t imagine letting her health get that severe without seeking help for her
Considering such a small snake hadn't been eating for 3 months or more, I'm actually kind of surprise it still got energy to look around.
Imagine a lizard unboxing you and judging your deformities
For a split second I thought you were saying the tortoise was going for a Doctorate
...I need to stop spam-watching these and sleep.
18:20 when he threw the box, i didn’t see him take out the bearded dragon, I GASPED
Him: "How do you think they got to the pet store?"
Rando: "Ummmm.....Uber?"
“I will eat your toes, shut up sir.” I love this 😂
...👣
Timestamp? Sorry qwq
Unholy.trassh 24:38 your welcome❤️
Your passive aggression is my favorite thing about you lol so hilarious
After he said something like “I’m not going to jokingly hurt an animal” I was sitting there in suspense like “when are you gonna knock that pile of boxes over ” *Alex walks out of shot, DESTROYS THE PILE!!!!😂
Alex: It was completely wrong of me to make a joke about hurting an animal, and I’ll never do it again.
*whacks boxes with a broom handle*
Alex is such a troll, but in the best possible way. 😂
Or how about dead-ass looking us straight in the eye as he's stabbing the one box repeatedly like Jason Vorhees on Christmas morning?
Morgan Gobin I love it 😂😂
I love him for that but what happened to make him so sassy? XD
Drags bearded dragon “I’m trying to smell you “ 😂😂😂
“You’re just going to have to trust me.” _stares in_ 🔪
😶
"This man is not my father"
I'm really impressed with the transparency and really respect it! It sad to see the baby ball python not make it but I'm relieved to see that you show that not everything works out. You handle it well and educate us on the reality of pet rescue. Please keep up the videos!!
P.S. One of our ball pythons had stuck shed and your a big reason that I had the confidence to handle it at home. For the record she's doing amazing now!!
Alex: Im sorry Ill never make a joke like that again..
Me: :(((
Alex: *sweeps the boxes off the tabel*
Me: :)
Ong exactly
it was beautiful 🤣
I was waiting for it while thinking “ please do something”
I was waiting for it 🤣🤣🤣
same 😂😂 I was literally like NO THATS DUMB
I love how everyone in the comments is either anxious or a doctor
“Watch this one get 4 1/2 views”
Well, I guess it did... then passed it by 1.4 million... and become your most popular video
My god it’s hard to tell if there’s something in the box when he yeets it
There's not. It's bait.
Kristyn Aiken no shit Sherlock 🕵️♂️
Ikr
Kristyn Aiken
Woah! I never kNeW!
yea
It really hurts seeing animals that are in such bad conditions. Especially that poor little ball python. You could just tell the poor thing was nearing the end, and I think the he/she knew it too. I'm so glad that you take in the animals that you can, and give them a second chance at life.
I remember doing extensive research when I would get ANY pet, and I always did my best to not to let this kind of thing happen. It's hard to imagine someone just picking up an animal knowing nothing about it, even ones with simple upkeep, and trying to keep it as a pet with no research or effort. It almost feels as if some people see them as an accessory and not a living animal. It's asinine. :(
I'm glad that you bring these kinds of issues to light, as it's not easily found on youtube quite as extensively as you show and explain it. You've most likely saved countless animals other people own, just by talking about proper care for these animals. You're great Alex, keep doing your thing 🐍🦎🐢👌
Also those fakeouts at the beginning both got me, I was dying lol🔪🔪
ebazii how did you post a comment 1 day ago, even though the video was posted 18 mins ago??
E Money#14 they’re a channel member/Patron so they get early access to videos:)
@@eddie3492 I WAS THINKING THE SAME!!
this comment was uploaded an hour ago but you commented one day ago
ebazii you commented before it was out
He makes I joke about hurting an animal. Apologies I think he’s serious. Then he does this. The chaotic energy is real
"You got a Craigslist smell"
Take it however you want
*"How do you think it gets to the pet store?"*
And I Oop-
💀
i literally never thought of it that way 😐
the way he's handling knives combined with his humor makes me uncomfortable
Haha I’m gonna die
I find it hilarious!! He’s like an outwardly calm male version of me!
it's why we subscribe
The filter for "how do you think it got to the pet store" gave me hiccups
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There is apparently a lady who takes her bearded dragon grocery shopping regularily. Saw them the other day and her bearded dragon was so calm and sweet. Had no issue being around so many new people. Seemed to like being petted as well. Super sweet.
okay this is my first time watching him and i- he just i- can’t put into words how my anxiety went 📈📈📈📈
How I feel lol
it’ll be like that with him lmao
He literally stabbed the boxes
Hes very sarcastic and intelligent and knows how to play a crowd thats all, its dark humour/sarcasm
nobody:
the tank in the background:💀
Dude please help me what/who is your PFP
@@toni5543 look up maximillianmus
@@bearyslimes7008 thank you so much!
im cackling
MY HUMOR HAS DETORIATED SO MUCH I STARTED WHEEZING I-
alex: im not going to do that again
alex: * brooming the boxes*
me: *surprised man meme*
"I will eat your toes. Shut up sir" lmaoooo😂🤣🤣
Me clicking on the video: ok this will be fun to watch
Me 5 seconds in: death by heart attack
I teared up when the thin little python was shown from a birds eye view
I wish i knew about your channel before my bf rehomed our beardie but we still have contact with his new family and they take such good care of him (: they sent us update pics of him dressed as a cowboy for Halloween 🥺❤️