I made a 12,000 page bookbinding abomination
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Mom, can I bring my book for the vacation?
The book:
Basically yes
😂😂😂
💀
Lemme just finish this book, mom. It’s like, 90 percent done
😂😂😂
This is the most beautiful yet uncomfortable piece of art the history of literature has ever seen, amazing as always guys
Agreed! The whole time my brain bounced between "that's amazing!!" And " but how do you even READ it??"
@@bwicket fr 😭😭
That split second shot of that bent spine hurt my freaking soul 😭😭😭
You should see where they did this with One Piece
@@sarahking6543 ONE PIECE???
Archeologists in the year 3000 finding this huge book: Looks like we got a new religion on our hands
Lmaoo
Lmao
@@Riddhi_theONEandONLY hello i am also Riddhi
Exactly what in my mind😂
Lmao 😂
- Why is your bag so heavy?
- I have my book in it.
The book:
Imagine accidentally losing your page in this, that’d be soul crushing 💀
The person who stole your bookmark: "Relax it was just a prank..."
Imagin finding the page, but now not knowing what pages to put it between, like scrolling through the book, plus all the books first page start at one, witch book are you putting it in?
@@yagrilLosing your page as in forgetting what page you were reading, not having a page fall out and losing it lmao
lol I struggle with this in my 200 page this is like 1000
@@ava27272 most probably 2500 pages + tbh
Imagine pulling this book from your backpack in a bus
Underrated
I would feel powerful 😂
The chosen one
I wouldn't even make it to the bus 😅
imagine owning a backpack that can fit that
The fact that the cover art is on the spine 😭😭
Yes it absolutely is xD
*What teachers expect us to write in 15 minutes*
Teacher: "Ok class, today we're gonna do a short book report"
The book:
The requirements of the report be like: please summarize the entire plot. The resulting text should be about 100 words long.
Reincarnated Messiah fighting The Dark One@@sof_t_
@sof_t_ 100 words? What kind of easy book report are you doing? The ones I do have to be atleast 500.
@@ZetroFox9274 it's not "at least 100 words", it's between 90 and 110 words (+- 10%, anything over doesn't count), and it's honestly SO MUCH HARDER than writing a proper several pages long essay. It's a common task in English classes here (so foreign language as a subject), and they have the WEIRDEST requirements, like the task would be "discuss how this huge list of vague philosophical topics is expanded upon in the given text" and you have to do it in 110 words or less. I recently had to write an essay on "space, time, quantity, quality and relativity" based on travel journals of some colonizer, and I barely mentioned like three of those topics before I ran over the limit.
Aw man you beat me to it, I saw yours after I commented xD
"Hold on bro lemme finish this book real quick"
The book they're reading:
HAHAHAHA
That was if people read nowadays
@@spoah1466people DO read nowadays. just because you don’t doesn’t mean other people don’t
@@spoah1466 just because you, or the people close to you don’t read doesn’t mean people don’t read books
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You have (20$)
For 100$ (like the comment)
100 likes equal = 40+ dollars
1k likes equal 60+ dollars
??? Likes = infinity money 💰
"Yall i wanna do something dumb"
*creates a masterpiece*
Might be good for display.
But HORRIBLE for reading.
@@Tsumabukis maybe :3
I LOVE YOUR PFP!!!!
@@malorinthecemeteri ty!!
@@malorinthecemeteri THANKS!!! :33
5-minute crafts right now write that down right down
Now turn the book into a circular book with a lock. The wheel of The Wheel of Time
Everyone like this comment so she sees it it's like a national emergency 🤣
The circular book spinning like a ferris wheel would be cool
she already gave it away it’s too late 😔
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@@chipssalsa2421 😭😭😭😭
Teacher: the book you gotta read isn't that long
The book:
559 likes but no comments let me change that
600 likes and one comment? Let me fix that.
619 likes and 2 comments ? let me fix that !
623 likes and 3 comments? let me fix that!!
816 likes and only 4 comments? lets keep it this way
(Pages fall over) "Oh no.."
When you say you’ll only buy one book
“Mom can I take my books on the trip?”
“Yes, but only one”
The one:
I would do this too🤣
Which parent in the right mind would only allow for one book
@@FroggelWhen there is no space for multiple books or maybe that person will probably just read the book in the trip rather than focusing just on the trip.
@@Froggel Mine
What kid is asking for books on trip now a days
This really puts into perspective how large this series is. Probably the most intimidating way to recommend a book too.
There's 15 books
I think WarriorCats is larger, there are more than 60 books.
Imagine doing this with Guin Saga and it's 147 volumes. Even crazier if you add the 26 side-story novels aswell.
Imagine telling a friend they can borrow your copy and you just drop this in their arms.
*slaps down book* heres the first book in the series.(its all one book)
Literally the dictionary i used to bring with me when i was a kid
Teacher: so, what did you do this holiday?
Me:
😂😂😂
Perfect for just a bit of light reading
Hermione would be proud
@@alphashadow2291 that's what I was going to say!!
If by light you mean your head will be light after you try lift this monstrosity to your reading nook then yes
@@alphashadow2291😂😂 I thought they too
This…is light?
The Level 20 wizards spellbook at the end of the campaign
And all of those spells just to cast fireball (and dark vision sometimes)
@Ikarus_the_fallen I have darkvison so fireball
FACTS!!!!
So Facts
Imagine you lose your favorite scene and you forgot what page was it
I wish you could make this design in the form of a box for books! It would be absolutely wonderful
I thought the same thing!
Human centipede ❌
*Book centipede* ✅
😅
😂
Bookipede
centibook
🐛📚
Bookwyrm
girl needs an entire shelf just for 1 book 😭
CASTLE CRASHERS PFP?!?!
BRO FR I HAVE NOT SEEN CASTLE CRASHERS IN YEARS@@user-yy9uu4iy1e
And boobks
I seriously need a tour of her room/artspace so much, I would die if she made a video where she did just that
(no seriously, please do this)
So for the vacation, you’ll have to read a book, but DON’T WORRY it’s a short one!
The book:
"just one more book before i go to sleep"
HAHAHA thats so funny and true
So me 😂
Honestly…. In terms of fanfiction readers that’s something we do- We go thru books fast 😂😂😂
But jeeez that has nearly 4 and a half million words 😅😅
Forever sleep 😂 if you try that in a single sitting 😂
"aight one last book before bed"
the book:
Lulz
who the fuck just goes "one last book before bed" almost any book takes over an hour to comfortably read
Bok
@@mrsquid_0|く
Bro who read a WHOLE book right before bed? An average 200 page book will take a normal person like 4 hours to read as fast as possible, do you say this like 4 hours before sleeping or what?
I love that series and you did such a good job!
Its all fun and games until
1. you put one of the books in upside-down
2. you have to bring it to school
3. finding the page you are at
**Chuckles and pulls out commically large-sized book from pocket**
HELP THATS HORRIFYING.
Imagine:
[Goes to library and goes to the fictional section] hmm........
[Looks up and sees them pull out a whole combination of all the dictionaries that have been made]
what the.......
[sigh]
either i deal with problems or paranormal stuff.
Hermoine : i checked it out a couple of weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
fr XD
Fr chain ⛓️
Fr
Fr
fr
"I HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE SOMETHING DUMB"
Also puts gold plating on it
Sha turned the books intoThe single unreadable book of art
“which book in the series are you reading?”
“yes”
"So what's your source?"
**Slams this magestic book on the table**
Now cite it in APA
*table breaks*
"My source is that i made it the fuck up! quite literally.."
@@msiyellalot *floor breaks*
@@Mesh_Expert2010F3X house break
To make a huge book ❌
To make the book do yoga ✅
"I have a plan to make something dumb" me who has a rock piece on his hand for at least 4 years "Twin where u been?"
Teacher: For your homework today, you just have to read a book by tomorrow.
The book:
truee
My parents:
Read one book and you can go play
The book:
....bruh wth
can i ask something? How the heII we read this book u can't even turn one page
@@dwaynecock use two people to hold it for ya
@@tsugikuniyorichii7771 bro its bigger than a 3 - 5 years old kid
Looking back I am so thankful my parents made me read books in order to get TV time and video game time. Hated it at the time but it made me love reading as I got older
"Crap i forgot what page i was at"💀💀💀💀💀💀
that's what i call a floppy book
Book goblins: ASSEMBLE
I am here!!!
Book goblin wants BOOOOOKS
Gotcha! Damn goblins you fell right into my trap!
AAAURSIFITSKFSIFZI9TSISURAITA6EJFSUYDDSAAAAAAAAAAA
@@RC-xl8se DAMMIT! HE HAS CAPTURED US *AGAIN!* HOW COULD BOOK GOBLINS BE SO *DUMB?*
When the book's spine is bigger than the cover:
💀💀💀
Why did I not know it was called the spine of the book
@@sanderschollaert424 no idea.
bro i LOVE the wheel of time
i’m so happy u did this u made my day❤️
This looks SICK! Probably sucks to read it this way but it's SO COOL!!!
From what I've heard, the first half sucks to read anyway 😂
@@leftysheppey As in like writing terms? Btw, what series is this?
@@mono9702 Wheel of Time
Apparently in the first half there's nothing consequential happening and it's a bit boring. Just what I've heard. I've not read it, nor am I going to lol.
Its wheel of time, it doesnt need to be read more than once. Its like nerd homework.
The books were pretty thick to begin with to be honest. But well worth reading. The details from the beginning keep showing up later in the books
This is what I imagined the dictionary was in 3rd grade
kinda accurate lol
This book can enchant ur full netherite gear
Just wait till she tries to do the entire warrior cats series
"hey do you have a book i can borrow?"
"Yea, here u go."
*slams on to table then a shockwave happens*
*shockwave creates a black hole and everything gets sucked in.*
black hole explodes into bits of lava
Lava comes and water cant save so lava destroys the world
Despite all this the book is perfectly fine
i like to do some light reading before sleeping
my light reading:
That reminds me of Hermione Granger
Teacher:
I will be giving you a tiny small book to read for the summer for the next school year
The book:
Oh! This is how the collector got his really long bedtime story that wraps around his entire asteroid-bedroom!
Teacher: the homework isn not that long
The homework:
Me: Hey can you carry my book for me? It’s just one book!
Sister: ummmmm sure!
The book:
bluey???
Yenthatsbthe reference🤣🤣. I love bluey@@maevewashere_
@@Skeppys_popcorn OMG SAME I KNEW IT!!
🥰😌🐕@@maevewashere_
Imagine reading this in bed and it falls on your head...
“Art is meant to disturb the comforted, and comfort the disturbed.”
"Yeah bro I'll hop on in a sec, just gotta finish this chapter"
The chapter in question:
UNDERRATED COMMENT
There's a single chapter in the final book that is longer than Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Imagine losing your spot in the book and having to restart 💀😂
You don't know how reading works, do you
💀
@@firestargaming9521As a lifelong reader who used to carry a book literally everywhere...... Tf are you talking about? It can be so frustratingly easy to drop a book and either lose the page or lose your bookmark.
@@gsgaming6976 ı think we can see who cant read a book XD
@@AkfLord22 I think all we can see here is who likes to shit talk, or maybe who lacks the passion to carry a book literally everywhere.
rip the bookshelf 💀😭
That looks amazing and the art its just a chef's kiss bro,this is a gotdamn masterpiece
Teacher: you only have one book to read this year the book
Ty y’all for 1k like
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@@manimeapricot💀💀
😅😅😅
Help 😂😂😂
*imagine arraigning the books in the wrong order*
To be honest if at least the first two books are correct there us a huge chance that no one will notice probably not even yourself.
gerund or present participle: arraigning
call or bring (someone) before a court to answer a criminal charge.
"her sister was arraigned on charges of attempted murder"
@@MrSupersamovar the fuk that is a real word??
"oh thats a cool book collection you got there! How many books does it have?"
" *O N E* "
you know its a long book when the cover art goes on the spine
Good good. Now make it an obligatory summer read book for 4th graders.
I died reading this, my 4th graders would lose it 😂
Oh dear lord. As a ninth grader my class eould DIE. We got to chose between two books and one was a bit longer but the language was easier. My class of course took the short and hardest to read book. Their reasom: Digga viel kürzer voll geil. Meaning: Bro way shorter, how cool
It took me like a year and a half to read these in high school
Finishing that series was like breaking off a long term relationship
Just do another turning of the wheel. Page 1 is right after the last page for me.
If you can do it without spoilers what's it about/like? Been wanting to get back into reading fiction since I've had trouble reading for a long time and want something real good to bring me back into it
@@ImMimicute a high fantasy tale with many brilliantly developed characters, unparalleled world building and a well-defined magic system.
@@theherk hmmmm that is attractive, I'll have to look into grabbing a copy
@@ImMimicute It's a very good series but I would caution against getting into it as your introduction back into fantasy as it it quite a commitment. I would personally recommend a series like Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn as a way to get back into the genre as it is a bit of an easier read with less storylines to follow, and it will give you a feel as to whether you like this style of book since Sanderson wrote the last 3 books of the Wheel of Time after Robert Jordan's death.
Hermione’s light reading be like 💀
Im going to sit with you when im done with the book.
The book:
The book is short and you can read it in 2 hours.
The book in question:
Hermione: “I'm just gonna do a bit of light reading”
What hermione is gonna read 💀:
"Also, I'm going to finish the book today, isn't that awesome?"
A book like that would stress me out 😭
“K but how am I gonna fit this in the luggage”-moms reply
Imagine dropping your bookmark from this book
Underrated FR
Readers worst nightmare
To the beginning!!!
There are neither beginnings nor endings to the bending of the wheel of time. But THAT was a BENDING
Nice reference! 😂
Yes! 😂😂😂
I want to see Loial put THAT in his coat pockets!
Airport security - so why is ur bag like motherfing shaq?
Me - oh I have a book inside
no one is reading all of that except that one person who is very bored
My parents: “You should get off your phone and read something”
The something in question:
The artist: makes a 15th book
(1. DAYUM YALL WE GOT TO 1K ALREADY ?)
That would be impressive as he's been dead almost 20 years now.
@@wysestone I mean, Robert Jordan died before he could write the last three, Brandon Sanderson wrote those ones and he's still kicking. Granted, I believe he used old notes of Jordan's, but nonetheless
Author*
@wapple3770 sanderson is busy writing stormlight and ignoring the rithmatist to touch an already perfect, 20-yo book series
-_-
The only book that needs to be read standing up for half of it
The book the teacher expects us to read over summer for some “fun summer reading”:
Bring that to a coffee shop and start reading but like make it look like you’re getting through it all pretty quick
Me : "mom can I bring a few books along with me"
Mom : "yeah but only one"
The "book":
Edit:Mom I am famous 😀
One book that counts as a few
Imagine limiting your kid's book intake.
Additionally:
Mom's reaction: 🖕how will it get through TSA🖕
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@ayaansingal tell us more
Mom on the plane:
Aww i finished my book and i didnt bring another!
The book:
Wow this was so creative i love it! This has given my inspiration
this thing needs its own damn shelf
It is the shelf xD
The spine cover looks so cool. Hats off to the artist. Absolute GOAT
guys, this should be in the museum. all their art should be in the museum
Albert Einstein: And that what I call reading "a" book.
Jesus, imagine dropping that on accident
^ imagine dropping that on your foot on accident
Say goodbye to that foot
Accident? No, I really hate spiders.
its so heavy it could break the space time continum
By* accident
My mom aint letting me sleep before this bedtime story is done 😭😭😭
"Aight here we go one more book before bed."
The book:👁👄👁💅
Finishing that book would be harder than your math test
Teacher: “Write an essay on cheese”
The essay she wants:
Why juz why
Knowing me, I would accidentally put one book out of order and realize it AFTER I'm done creating it 💀
What the ela teacher wants me to read in a week
the type of book the teacher expects us to finish reading by the end of next week:
When the school librarian tells you
"You can check out *ONE* book"
That one book