The Artie Lange Show - Bocchetti Does The Weather (Feb. 11)

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  • @relaximhilarious3070
    @relaximhilarious3070 Рік тому +57

    Who's still watching in 2023/24!

    • @Timalloy6782
      @Timalloy6782 8 місяців тому +2

      Watching may 2024

    • @relaximhilarious3070
      @relaximhilarious3070 8 місяців тому +3

      @@Timalloy6782 These are sadly now 10 years old. I hope they stay up forever.

    • @mechasam
      @mechasam 7 місяців тому +1

      i cant believe i missed out on this show when it first came out. i would pay for a patreon of every episode

    • @relaximhilarious3070
      @relaximhilarious3070 7 місяців тому +1

      @@mechasam Yes, I wonder what I've missed, but I'm grateful for what's been posted.

    • @francisjamieson7899
      @francisjamieson7899 6 місяців тому +3

      I had Mikey wish me a happy birthday a couple of months ago ! Great guy!

  • @Cousineddy77
    @Cousineddy77 3 роки тому +75

    What other weatherman explains his bowel movements as a young man and threatens people’s life, man I miss this

  • @lucluc2716
    @lucluc2716 Рік тому +18

    Mike bocchetti: one of gods many miracles.

  • @monkeesbackuptambourinepla7346
    @monkeesbackuptambourinepla7346 4 роки тому +24

    ARTIE: "What are you basing that on?
    MIKE: "I was here, and I was cold."

  • @jladimirceroline4535
    @jladimirceroline4535 4 роки тому +19

    you can really see the love in artie's eyes for bocchetti 11:59

  • @westfield90
    @westfield90 8 років тому +39

    This was the best show each night

  • @UxCANxDOxIT
    @UxCANxDOxIT Рік тому +5

    When he just goes off on a tangent about the Civil War at 12:00, I lost it.

    • @alo4912
      @alo4912 20 днів тому

      "It was pretty brutal"

  • @richardsiciliano7117
    @richardsiciliano7117 Рік тому +13

    All of Bocchetti's weather reports were great, but this particular one is epic. Nearly 20 minutes, loaded with nuggets like Mike's cross country trip, his diet as a 10 year old, and his struggles with the name Tim Doyle.

  • @ridgeodell2569
    @ridgeodell2569 5 років тому +24

    "Ah, you can call me Naz Pez." - Artie LOL

  • @williv
    @williv 11 років тому +31

    Bocchetti is a steady rock in a rushing river.

  • @ElectricCult
    @ElectricCult 6 років тому +8

    "Bocchetti does the weather" sign me up, I am now addicted :)

  • @samsaraa2001
    @samsaraa2001 5 років тому +7

    I had no idea this shit was on UA-cam. I absolutely loved this show! This segment is pure gold. I think my favorite part is Jon being barely able to hold it together.....and that buzzer...so good

  • @bigjmac0816
    @bigjmac0816 10 років тому +71

    "I loved him as an uncle, if anyone bothered him they'd die of self inflicted...I'd of given them wounds."
    This guy is hilarious

    • @belowme8660
      @belowme8660 5 років тому +2

      The guy is dumb as a rock. He's a walking bit

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 4 роки тому +5

      He’s one of those unintentionally hilarious ppl. Gotta love em

    • @BuffaloNyBornRaised
      @BuffaloNyBornRaised 3 роки тому +5

      @@belowme8660 I hate when he acts like he's a tough guy he wouldn't do shit to anybody

    • @Eric_the_miserable_midget
      @Eric_the_miserable_midget 3 роки тому +16

      @@BuffaloNyBornRaised relax Buffalo

    • @dsc5085
      @dsc5085 2 роки тому

      @@BuffaloNyBornRaised yup all bark and no bite

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 3 роки тому +8

    I would also like to say hi to the President of France, and his mistress from the Artie Lange show.

  • @quest_yo
    @quest_yo 6 років тому +18

    This show needs to come back!

  • @richardsiciliano7117
    @richardsiciliano7117 Рік тому +7

    Mike says that he hated Hamburger Helper, but based on what I'm seeing, that might not be true.

    • @Stonehopper1067HMG
      @Stonehopper1067HMG 9 місяців тому +3

      He definitely helped himself to a lot of hamburgers.

    • @rowhaus5478
      @rowhaus5478 6 місяців тому +1

      He doesn’t need any help

  • @cmaier13
    @cmaier13 11 років тому +19

    I love this show. Just laughed so hard at Bocchetti trying to say Tim Doyle

  • @mbolduc
    @mbolduc 2 роки тому +3

    There is nothing bettah than Bochetti with the weddah

  • @nickypeeps
    @nickypeeps 9 років тому +6

    "You couldn't look that cool because you were so fat, though. Right?" really cracked me up

  • @fevershorty
    @fevershorty 9 років тому +11

    "four whoppers.........." lmao

  • @mdbmania
    @mdbmania 11 років тому +15

    The part where Bochetti repeatly mispronounced Tim Doyle is my favorite part & also it brought the return of the great giddy Jon Ritchie laugh lol

  • @DJLOUIE1000
    @DJLOUIE1000 8 років тому +10

    Weather guy is TOO FUNNY!

  • @steveshanabarger4108
    @steveshanabarger4108 4 роки тому +3

    loved that buzzer and his awkwardness; still laugh everytime.

  • @pyrright380
    @pyrright380 8 років тому +5

    someone please give that cohost some coffee he sounds like hes about to fall asleep at any second

  • @christmaschris487
    @christmaschris487 2 роки тому +4

    Mike loved his uncle, like an uncle lmao

  • @PurpleDragonWorld
    @PurpleDragonWorld 9 місяців тому +1

    Artie Lang is a legend ✨⭐✨⭐

  • @DAC027
    @DAC027 11 років тому +11

    This bit never gets old...fucking hilarious

    • @showstoppa21
      @showstoppa21 11 років тому +1

      Yes, it gets very old watching that stupid turd try to do anything.

    • @jlotballer4449
      @jlotballer4449 10 років тому +1

      showstoppa21 boy ur parents must be proud. u see so nice :)

    • @jlotballer4449
      @jlotballer4449 10 років тому +1

      showstoppa21 so jealous ur a nobody in life. but mike is doing things.. im jealous too buddy

    • @showstoppa21
      @showstoppa21 10 років тому

      What exactly is he "doing"? He is a 52 year old loser who lives at home and blames everyone else in life for his failures. He got a job because Artie needed somebody to make fun of. You act like his "comedy" is intentional.

    • @jlotballer4449
      @jlotballer4449 10 років тому

      ur whats rong with life. u always have an opinion thinking ppl give a fuck bout u or w.e u have to say. its sad. but im jealous of mikey too. :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

  • @nuwandax1970
    @nuwandax1970 5 років тому +7

    "mississippi is a dumb way to california mike" 😂

  • @defaultusername123
    @defaultusername123 6 років тому +23

    This clip should be sent into space so aliens hundreds of years from now think all of mankind is like Bochetti

    • @pandavelli8176
      @pandavelli8176 Рік тому +5

      They’re actually worse, for the most part

  • @animalmother5689
    @animalmother5689 3 роки тому +7

    "Tim Dole"

  • @genefiordeliso769
    @genefiordeliso769 11 років тому +22

    Mike is comedy GOLD!!!!! more of mike!

  • @josephpawlowski5810
    @josephpawlowski5810 10 років тому +31

    mike pointed to exactly where Mississippi is, and they still busted him

    • @Eric_the_miserable_midget
      @Eric_the_miserable_midget 4 роки тому +1

      Gotta keep him on his toes

    • @DeRock401
      @DeRock401 3 роки тому +5

      He pointed to the line between 4 states. He always does that cuz he doesn’t know anything.

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 3 роки тому +1

      He pointed to the border of mississippi, Alabama and Tennessee. It’s funnier for Artie to say “it’s no where near there” than “you’re close”

  • @Panda_SMM
    @Panda_SMM 8 місяців тому +1

    awesome

  • @MrCraig23s
    @MrCraig23s 11 років тому +15

    Fact I was here it was cold

  • @ejshafer
    @ejshafer 8 років тому +3

    weather report playing in the background ..... fuck yeah ..... rest in Peace JACO

  • @TheFiremancarl
    @TheFiremancarl 8 років тому +37

    4 whoppers, fries and a malted

    • @skycorrigan6511
      @skycorrigan6511 4 роки тому +4

      He called it a malted

    • @BuffaloNyBornRaised
      @BuffaloNyBornRaised 3 роки тому +2

      I feel when he gets questioned he makes up a lot of stuff and it just makes the situation worse I don't know why he does that? But when he gets nervous he just makes up a lot of ridiculous shit that's not true

    • @joeraguso5376
      @joeraguso5376 3 роки тому +1

      @@BuffaloNyBornRaised I fully believe when he was 12, he would have 4 and a half Whoppers, 2 fries and a malted for lunch.

    • @kevincrisantemi1891
      @kevincrisantemi1891 3 роки тому +1

      I don't know man I'm a fat bastard and 2 whoppers 1 fry and a coke is the best I can do...

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 3 роки тому +1

      @@kevincrisantemi1891 I can buy it, I’ve seen bochetti in real life and he’s beyond fat. I’m genuinely surprised he can stand.
      He said he had a 38 waist at 12 which is a men’s XL

  • @monkeesbackuptambourinepla7346
    @monkeesbackuptambourinepla7346 4 роки тому +5

    13:46 LOL. Artie, how the fuck do you think little kids get all giant like that? Bad luck? It's the parents dude!

  • @LitPenguin713
    @LitPenguin713 11 років тому +8

    ARTIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIIIIIIIKKKKEEEYYY!!!

  • @clwww
    @clwww 2 роки тому +3

    He was actually pretty close when he pointed to Mississippi

  • @kevinc1968
    @kevinc1968 6 років тому +8

    Im a fat bastard and 1 Double whopper with cheese, medium fry,and a sprite keeps me full for half a day. 4 whoppers 2 fries and a milkshake?!!! At 10????!!!!

    • @defaultusername123
      @defaultusername123 5 років тому +1

      Kevin C boy can eat

    • @BuffaloNyBornRaised
      @BuffaloNyBornRaised 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah but when Mike gets backed into a corner he makes up a lot of shit to try to impress his way out of the situation instead he makes it way worse with his lies I hate when he does that

  • @MeltingBuddhaCandle
    @MeltingBuddhaCandle 3 роки тому +3

    6:20 Sounded like he said he loves "sudden food".

  • @MrCraig23s
    @MrCraig23s 11 років тому +7

    10:28 "art and nick"

  • @bigjmac0816
    @bigjmac0816 10 років тому +12

    I met a person who was Naz Pez....lmao.

  • @kevinc1968
    @kevinc1968 5 років тому +5

    " i love sudden food"

  • @xxczerxx
    @xxczerxx 3 місяці тому +1

    This is seriously the greatest comedy duo ever. I am convinced Artie and Bochetti would have gotten big time success as a duo had Artie not succumbed to his addiction

  • @parado1990
    @parado1990 5 років тому +3

    The convos must be magical when he got to know naz pez

  • @ErictheACKACKTOR
    @ErictheACKACKTOR 10 років тому +5

    BOCCHETTI !

  • @skycorrigan6511
    @skycorrigan6511 Рік тому +1

    "Partly Gouty"

  • @jcipher8
    @jcipher8 10 років тому +16

    How did this get cancelled

    • @Kittylover074
      @Kittylover074 9 років тому +9

      Because DirecTV sucks

    • @MeltingBuddhaCandle
      @MeltingBuddhaCandle 6 років тому +15

      Because Artie was relapsing back into drugs like the last 6 months of the show and repeatedly kept not showing up to set and saying he was in the hospital due to "diabetes". The execs knew he was bullshitting and pulled the plug after his last noshow around beginning of April 2014. Show was cancelled a few weeks later. Pretty much the same shit he pulled on the Stern show, basically.

    • @Dog-999i
      @Dog-999i 6 років тому +9

      PiecesofVinyl and then the same thing happened with him on Artie and Anthony.

  • @MagaKoz
    @MagaKoz 5 років тому +5

    Theirs somthing fascinating about bochetti. Seems like a great guy but wow.

  • @Cousineddy77
    @Cousineddy77 Рік тому +2

    If there’s a god he’d give us the backlog of all episodes on UA-cam

  • @geddahedda3224
    @geddahedda3224 11 років тому +7

    f'n hilarious!!

  • @mcees3345
    @mcees3345 11 років тому +8

    Too Funny!!!

  • @Cousineddy77
    @Cousineddy77 7 місяців тому +2

    “W-Jew-N” 😂😂😂 this will never get old

  • @WaldoBagelTopper
    @WaldoBagelTopper 25 днів тому

    used to love when Bocchetti did the weddah.

  • @workingclassweightlifter7579
    @workingclassweightlifter7579 6 років тому +2

    11:46 " Did you fast.?" HA HA HA HA HA HA

  • @Fraggle-h7o
    @Fraggle-h7o 7 місяців тому +2

    That's my money president!

  • @MrGenier
    @MrGenier 11 років тому +4

    Eeeya Clayre!

  • @ltrain4479
    @ltrain4479 6 років тому +3

    Why are Jon and Artie acting like it's out of the way to go through Mississppi on the way to California from New York. They probably just wanted to take the southern route so they could see certain states. It's not really that bad.

  • @n2oshotandironman
    @n2oshotandironman 7 місяців тому +1

    That's my president

  • @marvinsurksum1991
    @marvinsurksum1991 10 років тому +5

    after one whopper i am full for hours

  • @badpoop8308
    @badpoop8308 3 роки тому +3

    Why don’t the hosts understand they took the long route to visit various states?

  • @TheNAWorks
    @TheNAWorks 7 місяців тому

    wow im actually pretty jealous of Mike's description of the vacation he took with his uncle. cool shit

    • @harrydrake4173
      @harrydrake4173 3 місяці тому +1

      It clearly didn't happen.

    • @alo4912
      @alo4912 20 днів тому

      ​@harrydrake4173 it was probably a weekend where they went upstate for a few days and he remembers it as a 3 month summer road trip lol

  • @redisnotblue
    @redisnotblue 5 років тому +4

    Tim Dole.

  • @CoolHandsShadow
    @CoolHandsShadow 6 років тому +3

    4 whoppers!

  • @edkennedy7952
    @edkennedy7952 3 роки тому +3

    E-R Claire

  • @monkeesbackuptambourinepla7346
    @monkeesbackuptambourinepla7346 4 роки тому +3

    "Naz Pez"

  • @mark224
    @mark224 10 років тому +6

    Jon Ritchie kind of sounds like Louis CK in this video

    • @rsohlich1
      @rsohlich1 5 років тому +2

      yeah but nowhere near as funny

    • @BuffaloNyBornRaised
      @BuffaloNyBornRaised 3 роки тому

      I will listen to this without the video sometimes and I always thought for the longest time that was Louis CK till I actually seen the video John Ritchie running back University of Stanford Oakland Raiders

  • @danielmaraio69
    @danielmaraio69 9 місяців тому +2

    Mike looks like a muppet. Dr Bunson Honeydew's partner, Beaker

  • @kvegas1231
    @kvegas1231 11 років тому +6

    NICE DA WEDDA .

  • @Eeeebuuhjamaica
    @Eeeebuuhjamaica 3 роки тому

    They probably stopped in Missouri Missouri lolol

  • @barzy9725
    @barzy9725 2 роки тому +1

    Mike Bochetti is the American version of
    Carl Pilkington

    • @MeltingBuddhaCandle
      @MeltingBuddhaCandle 5 місяців тому

      Not even close. Mike is a true buffoon. Karl has a wit and is often funny on purpose, unlike Mike. Listen to the XFM shows like the Karl vs Steve compilation

  • @mikefleissner4415
    @mikefleissner4415 4 роки тому +1

    No I didn't PE in river .10 years later like napped said

  • @nickpeluso7511
    @nickpeluso7511 3 роки тому +4

    it's like Mike was dropped at birth then dropped again.

  • @defaultusername123
    @defaultusername123 5 років тому +1

    *FOUR FUCKIN WHOPPERS*
    *AT 13!!!!*

  • @sebastianlicht939
    @sebastianlicht939 4 роки тому +3

    Artie looks terribly unhealthy right here, glad to see him doing better

  • @gswhipkey1
    @gswhipkey1 6 місяців тому

    I luv suddun food.

  • @unodos149
    @unodos149 8 років тому +5

    Mike is so much more valuable to the show than that robot Jon. I mean... what was Artie thinking with that monotone charisma-free frat-boy wannabe?

    • @zachshalack4205
      @zachshalack4205 8 років тому +5

      is??? The show has been off air for 2-3 years... If you watched at all Jon Ritchie was actually pretty fuckin hilarious because of monotone-layed back attitude

    • @evansgate
      @evansgate 2 роки тому

      @@zachshalack4205 he has the patience of someone who is volunteering at a community college full of special needs students

  • @mikefleissner4415
    @mikefleissner4415 4 роки тому +2

    Mike is true to comedy

  • @Michael-m6n8b
    @Michael-m6n8b 21 день тому

    Mike’s whole family uses the same brain.

  • @MIXITUP7777
    @MIXITUP7777 7 місяців тому +1

    Why does Artie's co-host try to mimic his laugh?

  • @rsohlich1
    @rsohlich1 7 років тому +1

    Fuck me. Thus is hilarious but can't velieve this was 3 years ago.

  • @Davidjon1946
    @Davidjon1946 8 місяців тому +1

    Bocchetti just gets caught up in these stupid lies

  • @deontayjenkins152
    @deontayjenkins152 3 роки тому +4

    Dude look like he stank

  • @DeRock401
    @DeRock401 3 роки тому +1

    and til this day Mike is still being supported by his mother. Refuses to get a job and mooching off the government.

    • @oohellyaa08
      @oohellyaa08 3 роки тому +1

      What's your point?

    • @DeRock401
      @DeRock401 3 роки тому +2

      @@oohellyaa08 just an update on him. In case anyone was wondering if he got a job since this show. He hasn’t.

    • @oohellyaa08
      @oohellyaa08 3 роки тому +1

      @@DeRock401 I think he's a bit slow.

  • @michaelcollins237
    @michaelcollins237 Рік тому

    Bocchetti is GREAT,,,,ditch the laughing boy with goatee Atrie

  • @Spiewalker
    @Spiewalker 11 років тому

    Arties high again

  • @PurpleDragonWorld
    @PurpleDragonWorld 9 місяців тому

    BABABOOEY 🐒🍌🐵

  • @Michael-m6n8b
    @Michael-m6n8b 21 день тому

    But Mike is a great guy. Too bad Artie is always making fun of him.

  • @medien5148
    @medien5148 2 роки тому

    Artie killed the bit. He helped him too much by telling him how to pronounce Dole again. This could have gone longer

  • @showstoppa21
    @showstoppa21 11 років тому +2

    Worst bit ever. Worst excuse for a comic ever.

    • @joshuahymer15
      @joshuahymer15 7 місяців тому

      You’re the excuse for comedy ever.

    • @showstoppa21
      @showstoppa21 7 місяців тому

      @@joshuahymer15 It took you 10 years to come up with that reply? Keep working.

  • @Zilla__man
    @Zilla__man 19 днів тому

    A malted!

  • @krisla8211
    @krisla8211 11 місяців тому

    Mike is gross 🤮

  • @thekid3375
    @thekid3375 10 місяців тому

    John Ritchie stinks

  • @MrCraig23s
    @MrCraig23s 11 років тому +6

    10:28 "art and nick"