Artie's New Jacket & Bocchetti's Jokes Bomb

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  • @metokmusic5458
    @metokmusic5458 4 роки тому +58

    “If I was on the titanic I would grab the lobsters” - Mike Bocchetti

    • @Stonehopper1067HMG
      @Stonehopper1067HMG 5 місяців тому +3

      I just want a AI edit of Mike being all the members of the band playing while the Titanic goes down.

    • @flyairvans
      @flyairvans 4 місяці тому

      God AI Gilbert, Artie, and Tracy discussing the funding of, “Shit on a Plane 2”

  • @adamblister6005
    @adamblister6005 3 роки тому +28

    "nobody can paint a Picasso.... right away"
    - Mike Bocchetti

    • @warshipsatin8764
      @warshipsatin8764 2 роки тому +2

      unironically one of the funniest lines ive ever heard

  • @stevensutherland5443
    @stevensutherland5443 3 роки тому +21

    I miss this show so god damn much. It was the best and I would love to see some sort of reincarnation of it on another platform. Artie and Bocchetti together is absolutely golden. And johns laugh was contagious.

  • @destinyfet
    @destinyfet 5 років тому +42

    Artie should return to direct tv and do the show! Best moments ever.

  • @ProletarianTakeover
    @ProletarianTakeover 4 роки тому +29

    Nobody can paint Picasso..... right away

  • @nickypeeps
    @nickypeeps 10 років тому +19

    "It smells like a GED," really fucked me up

  • @rd30000
    @rd30000 3 роки тому +11

    Lmao on the podcast later on, Artie said he gave that jacket to "his housemaids enormous son"

  • @jbvap
    @jbvap 2 роки тому +9

    Bocchettis laugh is sadistic. Lol

  • @noahschmartz2354
    @noahschmartz2354 4 роки тому +8

    umpteenth time watching this and it hasnt gotten old yet.

    • @gregz1235
      @gregz1235 4 роки тому +2

      I watch these old clips religiously. Never gets old.

  • @shawz10
    @shawz10 10 років тому +76

    Mike Bochetti .....a national treasure.

  • @ManiacMcgeee
    @ManiacMcgeee 6 років тому +22

    Shocking Stelves.

  • @MagaKoz
    @MagaKoz 3 роки тому +6

    Bocchetti is king lol. Another classic moment

  • @jlotballer4449
    @jlotballer4449 10 років тому +11

    mike got the look of Horror in his face at 6:54 looking over at dan.. Hilarious stuff right there #MYBRUDDA

  • @d.g1663
    @d.g1663 Рік тому +4

    3:50
    The best of Mike in 1 second.

  • @Foxbat1155
    @Foxbat1155 4 роки тому +7

    This is the only modern show with a johnny carson atmosphere. Shoild have never been cancelled

  • @unclefrank4274
    @unclefrank4274 Рік тому +4

    Dan's on the warpath like a Naz Pez

  • @lockebrady8005
    @lockebrady8005 5 років тому +19

    “What did I do wrong, Artie?”
    “Uh, you left Staten Island.”

  • @PlutoTheGod
    @PlutoTheGod 3 роки тому +5

    Artie Lang is an American hero... That should live foreva...

  • @geddahedda3224
    @geddahedda3224 10 років тому +24

    OMFG! this show is classic, how is Artie not on a bigger platform with big time promotion behind it? The chemistry between this group is comic gold.

    • @dougfresh4454
      @dougfresh4454 6 років тому +5

      Gedda Hedda Artie is the most under appreciated comic

    • @billybrothers2492
      @billybrothers2492 5 років тому

      Because he is a heroin addict

    • @hyangwookan7845
      @hyangwookan7845 4 роки тому +1

      ON THIS PATH, HE COULD HAVE CRUSHED STERN. BEEN LARGEER THAN LAME HOWARD STERN

    • @warshipsatin8764
      @warshipsatin8764 2 роки тому +1

      @@hyangwookan7845 definitely funnier but never bigger

    • @skycorrigan6511
      @skycorrigan6511 Рік тому

      Mainly heroin

  • @stangable5564
    @stangable5564 4 роки тому +5

    I worked at Pathmark with Mike Bocchetti in the early 90’s.

    • @dmauro100
      @dmauro100 3 роки тому +4

      I have SO many questions for you..

  • @richardsiciliano7117
    @richardsiciliano7117 Рік тому +4

    Sunglasses = Artie has checked out.

  • @Scott-ui8kr
    @Scott-ui8kr 3 роки тому +4

    If direcTV puts a nick and Artie/Artie Lange show complete dvd set or digital copies id buy 2 just for the existence of the entire canon

  • @shellbacksclub
    @shellbacksclub 4 роки тому +4

    "I'm sure there's alot of silence in comedy nowadays!" Thanks for layin the groundwork, Mike!👍

  • @jaybabe7767
    @jaybabe7767 Рік тому +12

    God I miss artie. I am happy he is okay and doing well but damn he is one of the funniest dudes on the planet and he keeps his talent hidden. He should do a new podcast formated like this

    • @mitchellhedden1978
      @mitchellhedden1978 Рік тому +1

      Is he doing well?

    • @JoeSmith-hv7oe
      @JoeSmith-hv7oe Рік тому +3

      ​@@mitchellhedden1978no one nose but Artie

    • @skycorrigan6511
      @skycorrigan6511 10 місяців тому

      ​@@mitchellhedden1978I heard that he moved in with his mother in FL in order to stay clean.

    • @alexdee6776
      @alexdee6776 9 місяців тому

      Artie fans are delusional , he’s a proven hack

    • @darrenholmes4213
      @darrenholmes4213 23 дні тому

      @@skycorrigan6511he owns a place in Florida. His mother is very old and can’t live on her own so he moved her in.

  • @steffe689
    @steffe689 8 років тому +8

    7:18 hahahaha im dying

  • @noahschmartz2354
    @noahschmartz2354 4 роки тому +7

    Only Artie or maybe Stern in his prime could turn someone like Bocchetti into comedy for all without it coming across as bullying.

    • @warshipsatin8764
      @warshipsatin8764 2 роки тому +3

      artie is even better at that than stern because artie is funnier

    • @BoOgEdYmAn
      @BoOgEdYmAn 2 місяці тому

      O and A made him shine more than those two shmucks

  • @Scandinavian88
    @Scandinavian88 6 років тому +34

    Mike has to be THE nicest man on earth! There is NOTHING bad about this man.

    • @cflores1889
      @cflores1889 5 років тому +11

      Scandinavian88 the niceness masks an unfathomable rage, don't be fooled.

    • @MrRywee123
      @MrRywee123 5 років тому +3

      Scandinavian88 just his chin

    • @claymationwaves
      @claymationwaves 5 років тому +5

      JUST HIS COMEDY!

    • @alanjudd7537
      @alanjudd7537 5 років тому +3

      @@cflores1889 He is entitled to Feel Rage, the Others Just take the Piss out of him, it's Not Funny. just Embarrassing,

    • @chrisgodlaproductions3106
      @chrisgodlaproductions3106 4 роки тому +3

      He is over-nice, over-shy..but hes got a bad temper problem. If he gets pissed he's unable to control his emotions. He is also a sore loser. Watch the Jim and Sam show with him. He would get plenty, good roles in movies if he was just nice and didn't have that mentality. For example, if he goes to an audition and doesn't get the part, he blames everyone and everything except for himself. And he expresses his anger in a really bad way with a lot of hatred. He feels he got screwed and wishes death on people and shit. He never grew out of that childish mentality. Hes still a cry baby, mamas boy, gets all worked up and figures he needs to make up for his many flaws with anger. As if he really can fight, he'll go on and on about how hes gonna beat the shit outta someone when he knows he cant. I think maybe he feels the more "matcho" he acts will make up for being mentally ill. Like when he says what he would do if someone would break into his house. Yeah sure Mike. I been trying to like Mike for a long time. I do like him but I see what people go through with him and why he cant be around anyone but Artie.

  • @redisnotblue
    @redisnotblue Рік тому +3

    I love how Artie would be one of the best stand up comedians in the world if he just sat on stage with Bochetti and quieted down the audience after every joke.

    • @alexdee6776
      @alexdee6776 9 місяців тому

      Do you not realize that his entire audience was Howard’s? His standup is horrible

    • @redisnotblue
      @redisnotblue 9 місяців тому

      @@alexdee6776Where did you see my say otherwise, banana head?

  • @texasboi2988
    @texasboi2988 2 роки тому +2

    3:48 yeah, it's been a good year. Love mikey

  • @pineapplepainter
    @pineapplepainter 10 років тому +10

    Thanks mattzane please keep em coming, their my faaiiivrete. I'm sure i've given you the majority of your views. Seen all your vids at least 5-6 times.

    • @mattzane227
      @mattzane227  10 років тому +6

      Thanks, I haven't had as much time to upload due to actually being employed now but I have like 25 shows backed up on my DVR. I'm slowly making my way through them.

    • @pineapplepainter
      @pineapplepainter 10 років тому +7

      mattzane227 Well that's three pieces of good news.

  • @mbolduc
    @mbolduc Рік тому +1

    Golden moments

  • @sterlingcooper3978
    @sterlingcooper3978 4 роки тому +2

    This would be a great show to bring back...

  • @JSalonsky
    @JSalonsky 9 років тому +6

    Artie fucking cracks me up holy shit

  • @MrGenier
    @MrGenier 10 років тому +4

    THIS WAS AWESOME! keep em comin MattZane

  • @hyangwookan7845
    @hyangwookan7845 4 роки тому +4

    THESE WERE ARTIES BEST YEARS COMEDY. IF HE STAYED ON THIS PATH, HE WOULD HAVE, COULD HAVE CRUSHED HOWARD STERN, OR ANY COMEDY SHOW. LOVE ARTIES CAN IN THE DAN, DAN IN THE CAN VOICE.

    • @SteamBoatKilly
      @SteamBoatKilly 4 роки тому

      Agreed! I miss this show every day

    • @Davidjon1946
      @Davidjon1946 2 роки тому

      I wish that so bad hate stern so much ever since the day he said ill piss on my listeners when he was having a little closeted homosexual psychopath breakdown over a comment a female caller called him ugly

  • @billistik666
    @billistik666 2 роки тому +2

    This episode is great😝😝😝😝

  • @josephclites6971
    @josephclites6971 5 місяців тому

    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder at another person than I have at Mike Boschetti.

  • @hyangwookan7845
    @hyangwookan7845 4 роки тому +3

    IT IS POLYURETHANE LEATHER.

  • @31quarters4
    @31quarters4 3 місяці тому

    Whatever they paid Mike it wasn’t enough 😂

  • @stangable5564
    @stangable5564 4 роки тому +2

    Artie has the grungy oxy voice going.

  • @MrGenier
    @MrGenier 10 років тому +21

    Artie: Do you plan on getting everyone a gift?
    Mike: Yeah why not, its been a good yeahr
    Artie: Dont do that..
    Mike: "why!?"
    How Bocchetti said "Why!?"...hilarious 03:45

    • @muttville1
      @muttville1 10 років тому +1

      I nominate the 11:50-12:50 minute piece for an Emmy!!

  • @PaulineJoseph
    @PaulineJoseph 10 років тому +8

    Thank you for these great uploads Matt!, Big hello from Australia. We don't get the show here so I view vicariously through your uploads. :)

    • @jayrobson88
      @jayrobson88 10 років тому +3

      im australian and appreciate it too :)
      Mike Bochetti is an undiscovered gem

  • @43Aquaman
    @43Aquaman 10 років тому +3

    fucking. hilarious. i wish THIS was the show. this, and jon shirtless.

    • @43Aquaman
      @43Aquaman 10 років тому

      you must be a genius. welcome to the 21st century.

    • @43Aquaman
      @43Aquaman 10 років тому +1

      ayuk! ok clem! pack 'nother wad of chaw in your brilliant piehole and drive your 4x4 off a cliff! and dont for git your huntin dog! yee haw! pew pew!

    • @43Aquaman
      @43Aquaman 10 років тому +1

      Opeth Jay
      GOD LOVES US ALL. ask Oprah.

    • @dsc5085
      @dsc5085 Рік тому

      shirtless jon must be a show

  • @neil340
    @neil340 8 років тому +7

    "nobody paid Picasso.... right away"

    • @adamblister6005
      @adamblister6005 3 роки тому +2

      "nobody can paint a Picasso.... right away"

  • @cflores1889
    @cflores1889 8 років тому +13

    That upside down ketchup bottle in the fridge is bugging me.

    • @TheSands83
      @TheSands83 3 роки тому +3

      Why? That’s how I put my ketchup in so I don’t have to wait for it to come out when it’s not full

  • @metalmacbeth
    @metalmacbeth 9 років тому +6

    matt do u have all the episodes ripped? message me if u do i really want them bad.

  • @101commentary
    @101commentary 8 років тому +2

    Artie and Mike just tweeted this :)

  • @clayton4917
    @clayton4917 3 місяці тому

    God bless Bocchetti

  • @308bushmaster
    @308bushmaster Рік тому +3

    OMG Jon kept messing up the bit. Oooooffffffff

  • @claymationwaves
    @claymationwaves 5 років тому +1

    AND ARTIE WOULD GO ON TO WEAR THAT SAME JACKET EVERY DAY FOR 96 YEARS UNTIL HE GOT A NEW WHICH HE THEN WORE EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT 68 YEARS!

  • @TheSands83
    @TheSands83 3 роки тому +4

    Wow artie has the classic heroin voice here... it’s exactly how everyone who’s high on heroin sounds

    • @warshipsatin8764
      @warshipsatin8764 2 роки тому

      or subutex/suboxone

    • @TheSands83
      @TheSands83 2 роки тому

      @@warshipsatin8764 nah i take it every day i never sound that way

    • @warshipsatin8764
      @warshipsatin8764 2 роки тому

      @@TheSands83 i take it every day too, and neither do i. people who are HIGH on it do, though

    • @TheSands83
      @TheSands83 2 роки тому

      @@warshipsatin8764 but artie has a prescription and he does heroin no way it makes it sound like that. Ive never been high on either n i started out with 3 a day n it just made me feel normal

    • @TheSands83
      @TheSands83 2 роки тому

      @@warshipsatin8764 but I know what you are saying people do get high as fuck on it if they not bad users n they sound like they r high on heroin

  • @bcancun123
    @bcancun123 5 років тому

    Sound of silence 😂😂😂

  • @destinyfet
    @destinyfet 5 років тому +2

    Netflix!

  • @fifacraft49
    @fifacraft49 2 роки тому +1

    Poor Artie goin down the drain here

  • @Edlouis564
    @Edlouis564 3 роки тому

    @directv release the full episodes please we beg you

  • @sebassbadfish9006
    @sebassbadfish9006 Місяць тому

    Anybody still here?

  • @Edlouis564
    @Edlouis564 4 роки тому +3

    "I'm like a hippie over here with your Joe Peciness" where else on tv/radio could you find that.

  • @ryanklinker9754
    @ryanklinker9754 7 років тому

    What was Mike's first joke? I couldn't understand him xD

  • @Stonehopper1067HMG
    @Stonehopper1067HMG 4 місяці тому

    What’s great about the show is there’s no lame ass Richard. There’s no lame ass Sal. There’s no lame ass Benji just great radio.

  • @kieranb7747
    @kieranb7747 6 років тому

    fuck... this.... was........AWKWARD.

  • @fifacraft49
    @fifacraft49 2 роки тому +2

    Isn’t it funny when Dan just repeats himself again and again for 5 minutes straight

    • @internetexplorer1593
      @internetexplorer1593 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, Dan is the least funny thing about the show.. John Ritchie being the second

  • @patrickashurst4535
    @patrickashurst4535 4 роки тому

    house of cartier 🤣

  • @Doomreb
    @Doomreb 8 років тому +6

    i know they're messing around but artie beats up on mike a little too much. it's like its one of the things he can't drop from being on the stern show. love artie and seen all these shows and he put him down a little too much. way too close to stern's usual trashing of everyone for a bit.

    • @albycoppola737
      @albycoppola737 7 років тому

      I think they just had a bad falling out?So I heard..

    • @Doomreb
      @Doomreb 7 років тому

      Alby Coppola Mike And Artie? or Stern and Artie? Stern's just constantly falling. Fans of the real Stern are just in disbelief.

    • @albycoppola737
      @albycoppola737 7 років тому

      we all know for years about Artie and Stern I just heard that Bocchetti and Artie had a falling out..

    • @Doomreb
      @Doomreb 7 років тому +2

      Alby Coppola That sucks man. Wonder if Bochetti got tired of all the jabs. When he had this show he really did treat Mike like Howard treated everyone. Never gave Mike an inch.

    • @AcidIntellects
      @AcidIntellects 7 років тому +2

      That's where Artie learned how to do it so well. Only thing is, Bocchetti is a hack as a comedian and is only funny when Artie makes fun of his stupidity. Nobody would know who Mike is if it wasn't for Artie.

  • @MasterGuero
    @MasterGuero 6 років тому

    Artie is so high you can tell by his scratchy voice.

  • @DerekHorton
    @DerekHorton 5 місяців тому +1

    Ritchie is still so good. He loved every minute of Mike.

    • @Davidjon1946
      @Davidjon1946 4 місяці тому

      I liked the guy I think he was a good fit

  • @moneyhoeproductions6387
    @moneyhoeproductions6387 8 років тому +3

    Shocking stelves xD

  • @crazyfool6131
    @crazyfool6131 8 років тому

    Sounds like Artie is back on dope... Voice is scratchy as hell

  • @marcusmedina1997
    @marcusmedina1997 5 місяців тому

    Boy do I wish Jon was never apart of this show

  • @Dumbassr
    @Dumbassr 3 роки тому +5

    john ritchie is terrible

  • @JohnathanRebel2
    @JohnathanRebel2 3 місяці тому

    Artie sounds like he’s been dead for four days

  • @joedale1696
    @joedale1696 9 років тому +11

    john Ritchie ruins bits like a chick would.

    • @joedale1696
      @joedale1696 9 років тому +5

      Yasinman
      oh that fake ass laughing, u must be a chick.

  • @larrycera1943
    @larrycera1943 Рік тому

    Artie thinks he’s the same size as Mike. He’s probably ten percent more body fat and fifty Pounds heavier

  • @johnholmes7090
    @johnholmes7090 2 роки тому

    This is your brain on drugs.

  • @shellbacksclub
    @shellbacksclub 4 роки тому +1

    Artie is an enabler. Someone should've told Mike that maybe domedy isn't the best route for him! There's roots that are funnier than him!

    • @TheSands83
      @TheSands83 3 роки тому +3

      Then why r u watching? I love mike he cracks me up

    • @Davidjon1946
      @Davidjon1946 2 роки тому

      🙏 amen brother!!! Ive been saying the same thing these guys pump up his head mike you are hilarious!!! But here we are now his mom is in her 90s ,??? What does he do when she passes ??? He cant afford to live in that house or take care of himself.
      He still thinks he's going to get his big break in Hollywood it's fucking delusional on yusuke's keep pumping up his head saying Mike you are so hilarious going to be living in the City Mission

  • @dsc5085
    @dsc5085 6 років тому +1

    it really sucks that everyone is ripping on bochetti, man

    • @Dan-n-Duke-jr2ic
      @Dan-n-Duke-jr2ic 6 років тому

      dsc5085 it's like I'm back in high school watching bullies harass the retarded kid,,it's like you laugh, because it's uncomfortable and you can't do anything about it

  • @johnlee538
    @johnlee538 Рік тому

    Artie was the best at imitating and making fun of the wack pack...when he turned on his actual peers and became nasty to all of them is when his career ended