@@martitinkovich4489 it’s been around a long time, the first time I used meth was in 9th grade back in 1983 by 1986 I was shooting up crystal meth, and in 1987 i was cooking it with my older brother. Thankfully I’ve been clean for decades, married since 1995, a wonderful daughter, and a trade since 1994
@@NM_rocker I'm glad you got out. I was hardly even aware of crystal meth 'til i moved to az. in '04. There it was a major problem, as i found out it mostly is so in rural desolate areas.
Congratulations and God bless you for going before. My son's in rehab--first time in his life he's coming on 6 months off this, one day at a time. the Mama here. XO! when I sobered from alcohol (and little of this sh--) I was the "party queen" and my Sponsor made(suggested) go to a dance, I was so fearful--lol, after all the crap a drunk gets into, yep. a little dance clean scared the sh-- outta me. BEST PARTY EVER!!! (and I was still dance queen, lol.) thx for lettin me share, lol. Keep up the Great work, Vance.
Wow seeing Jason Lee brings back good memories. "My Name Is Earl" was one of my all time FAVORITE television shows ever. I don't think I missed a single episode.
Oddly enough, when my kid was nine she loved that show. I'd watch it with her, and I think it actually was a sweet show. Do the right thing, and don't judge people. And seeing how stupid people acted when they were drunk. She's a way more responsible kid than I was as a teen. I sit on bleachers at her softball games that I used to smoke cigarettes under as a highschooler.
@@crissyfox553 alot. Trust me. There's levels to the shit. Of course every place has its issues. BUT in a place/situation that you might think is bad truuuuuuust me. There are 10 times worse. The deeper you pry. Partake. Peeling the layers back is foul. When I said it was uneasy to watch is because my thoughts of damn this ain't even that funny to me. It kind of brought back. Places. Times. Events. People. Death. Choas. Human trafficking. Pimps. Killers. I ain't pretending to be some badass and blah blah but I'm a survivor. Big difference. Not the same. And I don't comment much. But this joint fucked with me
Then why are all you tweaker losers filthy? Like you all have the most dirty hands, disgusting nails, ya stink, and your clothes look like they haven't been washed in months...but you all claim to clean like crazy. Something doesn't add up
@@tylerlosleben4560this!!! I would “clean” & “organize” when on my prescribed amphetamines, but I look back now and nothing was truly clean or organized. Don’t do things that mess with your right frontal lobe; you WILL be confused😂
When that guy got up and started vacuuming, i was dying 😄 I’ve been in tweaker pads before and there is always someone vacuuming or cleaning something or dusting… hilarious!
@@FrootLoopz88 I watched a friend one time spend about 2 hours cleaning a pipe that he thought had a speck of resin in it. The pipe was clear. So he was just scraping clear glass for 2 hours.
@@daniels3795 haha funny shit!!!! I remember one time I was hitting && hitting the pipe back to back && the lady I lived with @ the time had NO IDEA I was smoking crystal && woulda kicked me out if I got caught.... So yeah, I was smoking back to back && she walked in && I fucking jumped && hid the pipe under a blanket that was like a velvet-y blanket with fur on it. Thank God, I hid it just on time cuz I woulda been fucked💯 So I grab the pipe as soon as she walked away && cuz the pipe was so hot it burned a hole in the blanket && not had what looked like a patch of fur on my pipe cuz it stuck to it..... I was pretty mad about that..... So I go into the kitchen && had to use the burners on the stove cuz I didn't have a torch to clean it the right way, so I took off the, I dunno what it's called, but the stone-thingy in the middle of the burner so the flame would just make a circle like normal to cook food with, nah I took that shit off && that flame was so fucking high, it was prolly up to my head..... So I'm like "YESSSS!!!! I don't need no torch, look at the size of this 🔥flame🔥 so I put the pipe in the flame for a long ass time, && pretty much cleaned off the fur, except there was 2 small black circles at the bottom of the pipe that wouldn't come off..... UNLESS I had an actual torch lighter. So anyways, I finally crashed that night after I cleaned it cuz I was up for days prior to that happening. So I wake up the next day, && it was just my boyfriend @ the time that was smoking outta the pipe by himself, so I take the pipe && take a few huge hits && I got high AF, but after I blew out the smoke, I was like "Ewww WTF is this shit? This ain't no fucking ice were smoking!! This shit taste nasty AF, so I put the pipe up to the light && see the black circles at the bottom of the pipe && I start freaking the fuck out!! "I knew it! I knew it!!! It's not crystal we're smoking!! I knew it tasted too damn discussing to be only crystal!!!" I look @ my ex boyfriend dead in his eyes && was 💯% Serious AF && I said "those motherfuckers laced our shit with heroin!!" Now I was SUPER FREAKING MAD?!!? Cuz I was a heroin addict && finally was able to quit heroin cuz I was smoking meth.... So for the entire rest of who knows how long I was up on this binder.... But the whole time I kept accusing my ex boyfriend of purposefully putting heroin in the meth so we can start doing heroin again ((we were both heroin addicts before the meth)) So after I got some sleep && finally passed out, I woke up my ex was so mad && wouldn't talk to me cuz of the shot I accused him of..... && So I sat there && was just thinking && thinking && *click* WOW JAMIE!!!! THOSE BLACK CIRCLES ON THE BOTTOM OF THE PIPE WASN'T HEROIN RESIDUE, IT WAS FROM THE BLANKET YOU BURNED LIKE 4DAYS AGO!!!! WHY AM I SO STUPID!?! LOLOLOLOL YEAHHHH.... so that happened to me one time 🤣🤦🏼♀️🤭🤡😹
Lady D it's true lol my friend took apart his air soft rifle and wasn't able to put it back together. They just left the "but he can't put it back together part." Lol
You arent making Meth then....your making up some bullshit. ..out that mouth ...cause it dont work that way ...Ding Dong....Are you a straight up idiot and a liar???Must be watching some shitty movies
Don’t do it. Especially if you are happily married or with someone. If you have kids and friends and people in your life that matter to you. YOU WILL THROW IT ALL AWAY AND YOU WILL NEVER GET IT BACK! Then you will know what it’s like to be ALONE.....hope that helps! Have a good day!
I was having so much suicidal thoughts some years back as a teenage. I suffered severe anxiety and mental disorder years ago. Was actually addicted to meth. Spent my whole life fighting meth addiction. Not until my girlfriend recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 3 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.
I love hearing great life changing stories like this. I want to become a mycologist because honestly mushrooms are the best form of medicine (most especially the psychedelic ones) There are so many people today used magic mushrooms to ween off of SSRI medication- its amazing! Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death buddy, lets be honest here.
Hey mates! Can you help with the source? I suffer severe anxiety, panic and depression and I usually take prescription medicine, but they don't always help. Where can I find those psilocybin mushrooms? I'm really interested in treating my mental health without Rxs. I live in Australia don't know much about these. I'm so glad they helped you. I can't wait to get them too. Really need a reliable source 🙏
YES sure of mycologist Predroshrooms. Mushrooms literally got me off my feet and turned my whole life around. I am currently a housing manager for a recovery program. I wouldn't have been able to do that shit without psilocybin.
Thanks for sharing your story. That's rough I sympathize. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health. I will pray for you all.
Good for you, I'm proud for you. I'm 6 yrs clean off this shit an it's not been easy but it's possible, jus keep on being clean an everyday you'll get a little bit stronger! ❤
As someone who lives in Western Kentucky I applaud the research. Especially the reference to the Pennyrile Parkway truck stop and Muhlenberg county. It was such a joy!
Omg my best friend was strung out for a few years before she cleaned up a long time ago. She used to call me over to her house b/c she was scared of the fucking shadow people. I thought it was just her
Lol this is right on. The guy randomly vacuuming and the guy passed out in your house you don't know who it is.. all the chaos and everyone is running around doing something different and nothing ever gets done.
Yes, I personally did not like any kind of speed, meth coke etc, the people in my life would do a whole lot of nothing while doing a lot of nothing. Ugh it was nuts they became mentally disabled for sure.
It's far worse than heroin in some respects. If you got a steady supply and you're careful with the dosage, heroin is even fairly harmless. Meth can completely destroy you physically and mentally within a few weeks/months of regular use.
Yea... you get the housework done, but tear it apart again because you're suddenly looking for something you can't remember... but you lost it, and you have to find it because the shadow people behind the bushes at your neighbour's across the street will come in and steal your Subway free meal card. And that might be what you're looking for, come to think of it, and you hid that under the ice tray In the closet.
Straight up, I've lived in muhlenberg county ky all my life, and this still hits so hard. My 5th grade math teacher had us watch this when it aired because we were mentioned. She swelled with pride. I hate everything.
Tweekers have been tweeking for a long time. So their ways are no secret. As you can see in the comments, there are plenty of former users commenting. You don't have to be a drunk to do a drunk parody.. We all know how drunks can act
I currently have the misfortune of residing in the state of Indiana and in particular, the South Bend area, and can fully attest that this is what I see everywhere. Never have I seen more toothless insomniacs in my life.
all you had to say was Indiana, the biggest stain on the midwest. even they know that they're the most sad and depressing state so they're petty enough to top their speed limits at like 45 mph on their "highways", just to give those passing through an extended taste of their misery. if i need to drive to the south again, i'll purposely take the long way through illinois or ohio. end rant.
Same goes for Alabama!!! They are a zero-tolerance state & therefore need no suspicion to pull over & search you and/ or your car. Take it from me & go around Alabama!!!
Yep. And thank God, because my second round, already having the tools from my rehab, which was luckily a "Jesus jail", I was able to reconnect with Him, who brought me out of dark places into the Light. I'm no Bible Thumper, but even though I turned my back on Him, He welcomed me home as soon as I turned back into His embrace. People want some kind of proof, but Once it is felt, cannot be denied. Romans 8:12. Sin IS losing that connection, like being out of range of the ultimate cell tower. But you can tap back in any time, no reconnect fee. Just pass along the good news when you get a chance without cramming down anybody's throat. Carpe Diem.
The funny thing is...even though they're making fun of a serious issue, you're both able to laugh and go 'thank God I don't do meth' at the same time ;-P
I'm not to the point I can laugh yet. Son's been through hell several years and in great rehab with brotherhood of bikers who've been there. He's doing everything they say so far to stay clean. 108 days. the Mama.
@@missyvaughn4467 this is all accurate... Except where my dad lives the mayor is still the mayor.. they party every weekend and smoke that shit.. (not my dad lol) he can see into the backyard from his porch and every weekend there's like 30 people in Z's backyard either in the pool or jacuzzi or playing volleyball, but they're all taking turns on the meth pipe..
I’m a firefighter/paramedic and I can honestly say with 22 years experience, I have yet to see a woman on meth with clean soles. Amy’s bare soles are absolutely flawless.
Omg!! My sister refused to let my husband out the front door cause the shadow people were out there and so we literally were kept hostage from work from outside period... they are real.
This is... frighteningly accurate. I can find people who look and act like this at any given time of day in my town. Coincidently i live in the state where Muhlenberg County is found lol lucky me 😅
@@PoM-MoM why does nobody seem to understand that decriminalization is NOT the same as legalization? They just did what Portugal did years ago, which enables drug addicts to seek help without fear of legal prosecution.
I once found my tweeker of a cousin painting his white plastic blinds a slightly different shade of white at 4 in the morning when I woke up for work! 🤨
This!!! The squatters in my mother in laws house when she was in the hospital had an obsession with half done gas powered rc cars and every where you looked there were these attempts at soldiered together lithium battery packs wired in series very poorly....not 1 of those batteries were at proper voltage
Yo,I was just looking at one to buy...they have original n new ones...both a bit of a price difference...I dont think they would still have that if was tweakin😅
Been almost 8 years clean and I still got the jonz watching this. Knowing that this is exactly what it was like and yet after 8 years you still crave it is what is so scary about meth.
That's scary as hell,I'm glad you are still clean. Please share this fact with as many people as you feel comfortable doing so, that is a very discomforting fact and therefore very effective in persuading people to stay away from that stuff
@@yodaguy6956 Thank you. I'm doing that really. I'm a live-in Resident Advisor for our churches drug and alcohol rehabilitation Refuge program. Have been for a year now and I don't see myself stopping any time soon.
I'm also a past addict to crank. I know how it was for me too, to crave it every day for several years. I've been clean for a decade now but the wreckage of my life will always remind me to never do that to myself again. It does get better as I no longer crave it. It helps to be on antidepressants and anti-anxiety meds. Those of us craving that high are usually low on dopamine, serotonin and other chemicals in the brain.
@@Wutzmename glad to hear that brother, helping others find strength keeps building your own, that's so wonderful meaningful work you are doing. I wish you continued health and happiness
I remember that one!! The intro song to the sketch reminded me of this one PSA on Heroin where this happy chipper song plays over someone going through the effects of Heroin, going "Everybody's doing it! Doing it!"
@KoldTony Debonaire SNL Meth head skit was funny as hell - seemed accurate w vacuuming at 3am.my comment lent insight to buddy who overcame it that’s all. Maybe it helps somebody. Didn’t say shit wasn’t hilarious so calm the f down
@@corrinemills thx - no worries when others disagree -fyi corrine Isent my buddy the clip &he laughed hard because it resonated w him. Greetings from Chicago
Have a ex that used duct tape to tape 2 flashlights to the lawnmower so he could mow at 3-4am. I was so paranoid. If anyone had their suspicions about us using back then, he definitely confirmed it that morning. The worse part of it all is we lived in a neighborhood with a cop, and elderly people. I'm surprised we didn't go to jail when he did that. So many things like that it's a wonder I'm alive. I am so glad those days are behind me now.
I got clean and off the streets in 94 praying for strength.I went to treatment and work Rehabilitation.Here's the best thing I ever found Shepherd's Chapel YT explains the whole Bible God bless
Being from Western KY, I appreciate the shout outs to Muhlenberg(Methanberg) County and the Pennyrile Parkway. I tip my hat to the writers for doing their homework.
Me too! When I got laid off work back in March (due to covid, of course), I binge watched My Name is Earl on Hulu. Even though I watched the show every week back when it was on tv, it's still one of my favorites and I started on S1E1 and watched the entire series all over again. When they started to bring back popular shows a few years back, I had really hoped MNIE would be one of them..
My ex used a broom. We didn't have a vacuum. I went thru hell and got a black eye. He was always sweeping up the pieces he dropped but never could get them all. It's very sad and not really funny what this crap does to ppl. It destroys lives. They almost got it down only they dont all act this way all the time.
I know people with bad teeth , that have never done meth, but people are stupid,and judge someone they know nothing about.. it's crazy how much people judge . Yeah, a lot of people have bad teeth from meth, but these people don't have any of the other side effects and people assume, and I know they don't do it because I've known them for years ,I'm around them a lot.. It just shows you when you see that, that most of society is just ignorant judgemental idiots
Being from Kentucky so can attest it is hilariously spot on. Also one of those skits where the audience isn't sure if they should feel guilty for laughing. 😆
3 years clean and things are better than ever. Lucky to say I have all my teeth and don't feel like such a burden to society. This skit is pretty accurate too. Especially the part about the VCR! 😂
My homie was chilling at my place one night. We heard a noise, and went outside. A tweaker broke into his car, but they used a coat hanger or whatever so they didn't break anything. They didn't even steal anything, in fact, they LEFT a brand new computer mouse and a flashlight.
As a recovered meth addict , this is so f%@$*&^ accurate lmao .i couldnt stop laughing especially when he starts talking about shadow people .cause you foreal start hallucinating and seeing stuff the longer you stay up lol.
@@livingintoday100 It can be Crack or Meth... it's when pieces fall on the ground and someone desperate for a high starts picking the carpet for little pieces that might have spilled...
I know, too well, honey. I have 6 and a half years clean and sober from crack, meth heroin and other life destroying substances. I just remember clearly being high on crack and combing through the carpet for more rocks. However, I didn't do it with meth, but I'm sure I would have, had I not had a constant supply.
@ Ouch, but true. My current gf used to have drug issues, but has been clean over 3 years. No chance I would've had a relationship with her if she was still using. I almost didn't mess with her at all, because she was so freshly off drugs when we met, but apparently I was that good influence that helped stay away. You get what you get if you decide to stay with someone that is using.
How hilarious, the pain an agony of families people and addicts must just be fun for those that have never had their lives ruined. What insightful comedy from the grave yard of comedy SNL.
@Dave Di Yeah no shit. You think the audience would be busting up laughing if we mocked opioid addicts? Not a chance. They’re both addictions, but one is treated as “tragic” while the other is treated as “trashy”. So trashy is when you are a low class person and you want to have energy and be stimulated.. . tragic is when you’re the entitled child of an upper class family and you just don’t want to feel any pain, it’s soooo beautiful and sad. Barf Our society’s perceptions are fucked
If you've lived in the Midwest the last 30 years you know this hits home. Crankers, Tweekers, Meth-heads, Speeders... Right down there with Heroin junkies.
@@official_ryanvr oh fuck you! Calling drug addicts the most disgusting people on earth only proves that you are more disgusting. And no I do not support the use of methamphetamine or any other hard drugs.That hate that is in your heart will catch up to you someday.
@@official_ryanvr Also I hope you never have to experience a loved one going through addiction. Then you just might understand why it’s so gross to make fun of somebody who is obviously suffering. You don’t deal with addicts by showing hate. You try to help them.
@@kassandrakid9440 well said! Unfortunately there are FAR too many people in this world (mostly in our country) that embrace this kind of hatred! They are ALWAYS ready to insult, degrade, ridicule, etc.! Its everywhere.
@@sterlings1752 Lol that's good. No I just mean like Breaking Bad hadn't happened yet, there weren't really movies about tweakers, etc. I'm just saying in popular culture it wasn't something most people put thought into
@@blazaybla22 Fair enough. I also realize that my profile pic looks like I'm a defensive, methed out, face-picker. Lol. Really, it's just an old pic from after a bike accident, that looked bloody and funny (and maybe Halloweenie🎃). GDAMN, THIS COFFEE IS WEAK
@@sterlings1752 Meth's been around since the 60s- and earlier. It was just really underground. It was made here, not in Mexico. Higher grade chemicals. No ephedrine base. Way better quality- not the cheap shit that started coming out in the 2000's. Been off it in 25 years or so. When P2P disappeared, the quality went downhill fast!
And I can confirm that Muhlenberg county and the Pennyrile parkway truck stop are real places here in Western Kentucky. So not only did they give a ton of respect to the subject but they did their research too.
I'm a psych ward regular, and you can spot a meth addict a mile away. They're usually up at 3 AM keeping everyone awake by talking loudly to the nurses who are desperately trying to get them to go to bed, or at least be quiet. They obviously aren't getting meth in the psych ward, so they get super pissed off and cause a ruckus.
WOW!!! As a recovering Meth addict I hate to say all of that was so on point! STAY AWAY FROM THAT S&%T!!!!!!!!
Good for you!!
Quitter
Keep up the great work hun. I am also an addict who got clean five years ago from dope. ❤
❤❤❤❤ good for you
Damn that was spot on 😂 I was a serious meth head in HS and my early 20’s, rehab 3 times. I’ve been off that garbage for about 27 years
It's been around that long?
@@martitinkovich4489 it’s been around a long time, the first time I used meth was in 9th grade back in 1983 by 1986 I was shooting up crystal meth, and in 1987 i was cooking it with my older brother. Thankfully I’ve been clean for decades, married since 1995, a wonderful daughter, and a trade since 1994
@@NM_rocker I'm glad you got out. I was hardly even aware of crystal meth 'til i moved to az. in '04. There it was a major problem, as i found out it mostly is so in rural desolate areas.
Me too. I probably sounded like the guy that was going to quit, all the time. Lol
@@dodobird7780 I know what you mean, I quit many times at least until I scored again 😉
I HAVE 25 YEARS CLEAN AND SOBER AND ITS THE BEST PARTY I EVER WENT TO! GOD BLESS
Congratulations and God bless you for going before. My son's in rehab--first time in his life he's coming on 6 months off this, one day at a time. the Mama here. XO! when I sobered from alcohol (and little of this sh--) I was the "party queen" and my Sponsor made(suggested) go to a dance, I was so fearful--lol, after all the crap a drunk gets into, yep. a little dance clean scared the sh-- outta me. BEST PARTY EVER!!! (and I was still dance queen, lol.) thx for lettin me share, lol. Keep up the Great work, Vance.
Awsome. Keep on keeping on!! 🙏😊
Congrats to you brother and I have 22 years myself.
I had the same reaction on Adderall for 25 years! Omg! Off of it for 2 1/2 years! My place doesn’t sparkle and shine like it used to! lol 😂
Wow seeing Jason Lee brings back good memories. "My Name Is Earl" was one of my all time FAVORITE television shows ever. I don't think I missed a single episode.
Yeah, that was a really good show that ended too soon.
NO WAY ITS DAVE SEVILLE FROM THE HIT FILM FRANCHISE ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
Oddly enough, when my kid was nine she loved that show. I'd watch it with her, and I think it actually was a sweet show. Do the right thing, and don't judge people. And seeing how stupid people acted when they were drunk. She's a way more responsible kid than I was as a teen. I sit on bleachers at her softball games that I used to smoke cigarettes under as a highschooler.
I still call computers "Porn Machines"
He's back in LA owns a restaurant Miss My name is Earl so funny but had a message about life
I'll tell you. This skit hits way different when you live in a town with a meth problem, and you know how 100% spot on accurate this is.
made me uneasy watching. people really like this. i have met a variation of each person in this skit
What town doesn’t?
@@crissyfox553 alot. Trust me. There's levels to the shit. Of course every place has its issues. BUT in a place/situation that you might think is bad truuuuuuust me. There are 10 times worse. The deeper you pry. Partake. Peeling the layers back is foul. When I said it was uneasy to watch is because my thoughts of damn this ain't even that funny to me. It kind of brought back. Places. Times. Events. People. Death. Choas. Human trafficking. Pimps. Killers. I ain't pretending to be some badass and blah blah but I'm a survivor. Big difference. Not the same. And I don't comment much. But this joint fucked with me
Seattle.
Yeah. I grew up with someone who had teeth like that. I was a kid and didn't know what I was witnessing, but I do now.
I am so grateful I was able to get clean from this addiction. Just watching them twitch is making me feel sick.
I'm sure you don't need me to tell you this, but I'm proud of you. Good for you. Substance abuse can sneak up on you.
Stay strong...you should be do proud of your hard work 🌸
Congratulations!!! That takes some incredibly hard work!
123gozane but memories of the days of unprotected sex with strangers is turning you on isn't it.
@@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 lmfao
i'm really proud of Keith. trying to tidy things up, and just doing his best in general.
THEN WHEN??
Right? Giving Keith a hard time, that man is keeping the place clean.
It's his skitz, cleaning...
cleaning is when you ran out of stuff, the process of quiting the damn shit first step is to erase anything remindidng you of use.
I knew this tweeker that would clean when he was high and baby sit this same cigarette for hours acting like he was gonna smoke it.
Dude that came in with the vacuum cleaner was on point. Before I got clean all I did was clean 😂
Then why are all you tweaker losers filthy? Like you all have the most dirty hands, disgusting nails, ya stink, and your clothes look like they haven't been washed in months...but you all claim to clean like crazy. Something doesn't add up
And somehow everything was still all messed up 😂😂😂
Pretty sure i lost my soul right then
@@tylerlosleben4560this!!! I would “clean” & “organize” when on my prescribed amphetamines, but I look back now and nothing was truly clean or organized. Don’t do things that mess with your right frontal lobe; you WILL be confused😂
Me too
When that guy got up and started vacuuming, i was dying 😄 I’ve been in tweaker pads before and there is always someone vacuuming or cleaning something or dusting… hilarious!
Absolutely! I used to do that shit && either someone is cleaning, or tweaking && trying to take something apart lol
@@FrootLoopz88 I watched a friend one time spend about 2 hours cleaning a pipe that he thought had a speck of resin in it. The pipe was clear. So he was just scraping clear glass for 2 hours.
@@daniels3795 haha funny shit!!!!
I remember one time I was hitting && hitting the pipe back to back && the lady I lived with @ the time had NO IDEA I was smoking crystal && woulda kicked me out if I got caught....
So yeah, I was smoking back to back && she walked in && I fucking jumped && hid the pipe under a blanket that was like a velvet-y blanket with fur on it.
Thank God, I hid it just on time cuz I woulda been fucked💯
So I grab the pipe as soon as she walked away && cuz the pipe was so hot it burned a hole in the blanket && not had what looked like a patch of fur on my pipe cuz it stuck to it.....
I was pretty mad about that.....
So I go into the kitchen && had to use the burners on the stove cuz I didn't have a torch to clean it the right way, so I took off the, I dunno what it's called, but the stone-thingy in the middle of the burner so the flame would just make a circle like normal to cook food with, nah I took that shit off && that flame was so fucking high, it was prolly up to my head.....
So I'm like "YESSSS!!!! I don't need no torch, look at the size of this 🔥flame🔥 so I put the pipe in the flame for a long ass time, && pretty much cleaned off the fur, except there was 2 small black circles at the bottom of the pipe that wouldn't come off..... UNLESS I had an actual torch lighter.
So anyways, I finally crashed that night after I cleaned it cuz I was up for days prior to that happening.
So I wake up the next day, && it was just my boyfriend @ the time that was smoking outta the pipe by himself, so I take the pipe && take a few huge hits && I got high AF, but after I blew out the smoke, I was like "Ewww WTF is this shit? This ain't no fucking ice were smoking!! This shit taste nasty AF, so I put the pipe up to the light && see the black circles at the bottom of the pipe && I start freaking the fuck out!! "I knew it! I knew it!!! It's not crystal we're smoking!! I knew it tasted too damn discussing to be only crystal!!!" I look @ my ex boyfriend dead in his eyes && was 💯% Serious AF && I said "those motherfuckers laced our shit with heroin!!"
Now I was SUPER FREAKING MAD?!!? Cuz I was a heroin addict && finally was able to quit heroin cuz I was smoking meth.... So for the entire rest of who knows how long I was up on this binder.... But the whole time I kept accusing my ex boyfriend of purposefully putting heroin in the meth so we can start doing heroin again ((we were both heroin addicts before the meth))
So after I got some sleep && finally passed out, I woke up my ex was so mad && wouldn't talk to me cuz of the shot I accused him of..... && So I sat there && was just thinking && thinking && *click*
WOW JAMIE!!!! THOSE BLACK CIRCLES ON THE BOTTOM OF THE PIPE WASN'T HEROIN RESIDUE, IT WAS FROM THE BLANKET YOU BURNED LIKE 4DAYS AGO!!!! WHY AM I SO STUPID!?!
LOLOLOLOL YEAHHHH.... so that happened to me one time 🤣🤦🏼♀️🤭🤡😹
Wearing out the Mr. clean magic erasers!!!
@@FrootLoopz88 fuckk
"he can take a VCR apart in 6 minutes for no reason" Lol
Lady D it's true lol my friend took apart his air soft rifle and wasn't able to put it back together. They just left the "but he can't put it back together part." Lol
There is always a reason
I can do it in 3 mins flat. This includes harvesting all the good components.
You arent making Meth then....your making up some bullshit. ..out that mouth ...cause it dont work that way ...Ding Dong....Are you a straight up idiot and a liar???Must be watching some shitty movies
@@VickieHorn-Lig-Spencer101 I have a feeling that you REALLY love your meth. How many days have you been awake now?
Don’t do it. Especially if you are happily married or with someone. If you have kids and friends and people in your life that matter to you. YOU WILL THROW IT ALL AWAY AND YOU WILL NEVER GET IT BACK! Then you will know what it’s like to be ALONE.....hope that helps! Have a good day!
because it made you steal?
i hope you get/got help my guy. You dont deserve the suffering of addiction.
🤘
Amen
But what if it's just, like, a little meth?
I was having so much suicidal thoughts some years back as a teenage. I suffered severe anxiety and mental disorder years ago. Was actually addicted to meth. Spent my whole life fighting meth addiction. Not until my girlfriend recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 3 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.
I love hearing great life changing stories like this. I want to become a mycologist because honestly mushrooms are the best form of medicine (most especially the psychedelic ones) There are so many people today used magic mushrooms to ween off of SSRI medication- its amazing! Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death buddy, lets be honest here.
Hey mates! Can you help with the source? I suffer severe anxiety, panic and depression and I usually take prescription medicine, but they don't always help. Where can I find those psilocybin mushrooms? I'm really interested in treating my mental health without Rxs. I live in Australia don't know much about these. I'm so glad they helped you. I can't wait to get them too. Really need a reliable source 🙏
YES sure of mycologist Predroshrooms. Mushrooms literally got me off my feet and turned my whole life around. I am currently a housing manager for a recovery program. I wouldn't have been able to do that shit without psilocybin.
Thanks for sharing your story. That's rough I sympathize. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health. I will pray for you all.
Where do I reach this dude? If possible can I find him on Google
Amy got that constant shifting, stretching, rolling, totally discomfited look they have absolutely perfect when she was sitting on the couch.
Yeah it was creepy watching her, so accurate.
She looks like Chucky
Especially with the facial "picking" sores and the blackened and missing teeth.
Spot on!
That's unfortunately how I move at night with restless legs syndrome . . .
@@jemmoeller1246
Chucky's wife is exactly what I was thinking
Amy is incredible!!! Best strung out, junkie impression ever!
The random wooooos! 😆
Watch the movie Spun. Everyone in that is dead on, especially Brittany Murphy.
Good methical morning
....well a 2 years ago
Good moreish morning
We've done coke, bleach...
Read that in Links voice
This is the best comment it’s so underrated!!
Who doesn't need to get to the emergency room!?! Lmfao 😂 this is so spot on, especially with the vacuuming.
Omg this is so accurate I'm literally laughing so hard right now watching this so glad I got off that stuff 7 months now meth free .
Kudos to you girl, keep it up! I don't know how one does it, why have to shout to u!!
The abuse of meth is what changes you for the worse,,,
omg congratulations keep it up ❤️❤️❤️
Hunter Biden approves
Good for you, I'm proud for you. I'm 6 yrs clean off this shit an it's not been easy but it's possible, jus keep on being clean an everyday you'll get a little bit stronger! ❤
This is totally unrealistic. They ain’t even pawned their camera’s yet.
No, they haven’t pawned YOUR cameras yet
@@prestonvaughn6633 true. But they DID steal all my damn flashlights
@@theaveragejoe2767 😂 so true it hurts
Good one...
Clucking is the term I believe
I love Amy's stand up, spin, sit back down.
Scary accurate
Ive pulled that stupid little move soooo many times lmfao
That brought back memories!😹😹😹
😂😂😂
Tweakers are amazing. They're the only people that will steal your bike then come back the next day and spend hours helping you look for it
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And a week later try and sell it to you
That’s Xanax abusers. They’ll steal your shit, help you look for it, then offer to sell you new shit and claim it’s not yours.
Amy deserves an Emmy for this skit. Dang she is spot on perfect. Nice job kid.
I legit said the same thing 💯
As someone who lives in Western Kentucky I applaud the research. Especially the reference to the Pennyrile Parkway truck stop and Muhlenberg county. It was such a joy!
As a former meth addict, the shadow people line had me dying
I always hated when i was vacuuming or in the shower I would always hear a baby crying (i had no baby) or someone screaming my name (i lived alone)...
I would hear my name being shouted in the distance from time to time. Or I would hear steps.
It’s so real. My buddy called them tree people but I was only fortunate enough to have auditory hallucinations.
I called them the 'workmen', because they seemed to have on coveralls with matching hats.
Omg my best friend was strung out for a few years before she cleaned up a long time ago. She used to call me over to her house b/c she was scared of the fucking shadow people. I thought it was just her
“Sometimes with people on meth.. and you’re doin’ it - they try to kill you!”😂
Been there done that! That resonated with me but probably not in the same way as you lol!
Amy Poehler is amazing in this skit!
"Heyyyy. Goood mooorniiinnnnn!"... hahahhaha
Brilliant performance
Of course ... she's a "meth"od actress.
She's amazing in all skits tho tbh
Great skit all together but agreed she's awesome
Amy looks like Chucky
bo_obylady - I’m thinking more Linda Blair.
@@jrh11254 Same here! The Exorcist😈
@@jrh11254 Same here.
My first thought. And Im here with my special guest ->...
Me: "Chucky?"
😂😂😂
I wish there were more Good Morning Meth segments lol 😂
Kinda hard when the house blows up and they all die in the end 🤷♂️😁
@Timestamp guy I’m not the one who wrote the sketch
@@AttilatheThrilla
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@@AttilatheThrilla Are you suggesting there are a shortage of meth heads or meth houses?
@@markgriz No..... 🤨
The cat clock on the wall in the kitchen is a hilarious touch!
This is the second time I've seen that cat clock on yt. My grandmother had one just like it lol.
@@robertramsey653 They're called kitkat clocks and they're super trendy now you can get them from their main website for 90USD
The unrealistic part here is the house plant.
And the clean coffee table
Hahahaha 😄 HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
Ahaha. Well, I can explain the house plant- plastic. The clean table wouldn't exist, though 😅😅
I've known a few who weren't completely gone
It is growing out of the dead body behind the coach
Lol this is right on. The guy randomly vacuuming and the guy passed out in your house you don't know who it is.. all the chaos and everyone is running around doing something different and nothing ever gets done.
Sooo true
I'll never miss it. But damn if it wasn't an insane roller coaster.
Yes, I personally did not like any kind of speed, meth coke etc, the people in my life would do a whole lot of nothing while doing a lot of nothing. Ugh it was nuts they became mentally disabled for sure.
My BFF describes active addiction as "awkward nights with strangers."
Lol
This skit was absolutely hysterical the guy coming behind the couch and vacuum just cracks me up
As a former meth addict, I love this, and it captured the feeling exactly. Loved it 😂😂
That was a breath of dark humor fresh air for this polyaddict. Total life of Brian level shit.
Right!!!! I was laughing thru it all!!!!
Really hope youre doing well now
It’s used to be a morning show then it turned into an afternoon show…..
I am very intrigued with meth. Never tried it but seeing the addicts makes me sad. It seems like its super hard to get off of
this never gets old...snl is a great antidepressant
tomaz kopat meth is also a great anti depressant
@@roadkill6737 meth is an antidepressant but not great
The irony is these comedians go back home to take drugs after the meth skit ...
Delusional
So is your mom.
Meth. As bad as heroin. But at least you get some housework done
It's far worse than heroin in some respects. If you got a steady supply and you're careful with the dosage, heroin is even fairly harmless. Meth can completely destroy you physically and mentally within a few weeks/months of regular use.
@@sugardaddy4714 both are pretty harmless tbh
Yea... you get the housework done, but tear it apart again because you're suddenly looking for something you can't remember... but you lost it, and you have to find it because the shadow people behind the bushes at your neighbour's across the street will come in and steal your Subway free meal card. And that might be what you're looking for, come to think of it, and you hid that under the ice tray In the closet.
@@sekite2 you should do them all the time
@@murderc27 oh i would if i could
Oh man Jason nails this. Love what he is doing with his hands. The facial expressions and fidgeting are gut busting.
Straight up, I've lived in muhlenberg county ky all my life, and this still hits so hard. My 5th grade math teacher had us watch this when it aired because we were mentioned. She swelled with pride. I hate everything.
Someone on the writing staff has done their "research".
This was probably a Pete Davidson skit. He was a writer first.
More like there meth users.
@@nursemom101casteel7 You realize Pete would've been 12 years old when this aired right?
@@JasonZakrajsek, no. You are right. I hadn't thought of that.
I'm from Western Kentucky and the references to Muhlenberg County and the Pennyrile Parkway rest stop are frighteningly accurate.
Someone on the writing staff has some explaining to do. No way anyone gets all the details this accurately without firsthand knowledge…
Not so ...All you have to do is observe a few of them.
Tweekers have been tweeking for a long time. So their ways are no secret. As you can see in the comments, there are plenty of former users commenting. You don't have to be a drunk to do a drunk parody.. We all know how drunks can act
I'd expect at least a few of the actors and writers have tried meth, among other things. Artists and drugs go together. Duh.
Or they saw the movie Spun
Right, except no one in their tweeking mind would be vacuuming when they could have been looking for dropped shards in the carpet.
She reminds me of Pennsatucky from "Orange is the New Black".
+PfhUkJiu101 hhhhhh me to
me tooo
This came first.
Yes! 😆
I thought the same thing!!!
I currently have the misfortune of residing in the state of Indiana and in particular, the South Bend area, and can fully attest that this is what I see everywhere. Never have I seen more toothless insomniacs in my life.
all you had to say was Indiana, the biggest stain on the midwest. even they know that they're the most sad and depressing state so they're petty enough to top their speed limits at like 45 mph on their "highways", just to give those passing through an extended taste of their misery. if i need to drive to the south again, i'll purposely take the long way through illinois or ohio. end rant.
Same goes for Alabama!!!
They are a zero-tolerance state & therefore need no suspicion to pull over & search you and/ or your car. Take it from me & go around Alabama!!!
Go to Great falls Mt.
I swear 70% are on that shit 34 years clean
I love Jason Lee. My Name is Earl is a show that has helped shape both my comedy and moral sensibilities. He should do more.
I loved that show.
Underrated that show,,as was Jason Lee
Earl was my spiritual leader for a bit..man who plays southern rock and talks about karma speaks to my soul
I grew up on My Name Is Earl and it seriously helped shape who I am as a person the show is great with a lot of great messages and moments
fuck scientologists
I literally lived this life back in the 80s. Thank God for rehab.
Yep. And thank God, because my second round, already having the tools from my rehab, which was luckily a "Jesus jail", I was able to reconnect with Him, who brought me out of dark places into the Light. I'm no Bible Thumper, but even though I turned my back on Him, He welcomed me home as soon as I turned back into His embrace. People want some kind of proof, but Once it is felt, cannot be denied. Romans 8:12. Sin IS losing that connection, like being out of range of the ultimate cell tower. But you can tap back in any time, no reconnect fee. Just pass along the good news when you get a chance without cramming down anybody's throat. Carpe Diem.
@Snarick Klash Wha..?
Congrats 👍
@@jenniferguinn8700 You're supposed to do that by the grace in how you live your life...
Tweaker.
I see people like this every day here in North Florida. This isn't an exaggeration.
Right, which kinda makes this skit sad. Not that I’m offended or anything
@@flukislucas I live in Kansas and a meth lab literally exploded during a police raid several years ago.
@@mandyingram5291 545
There must be a North Florida in Hemet California because I think I see the same people........😬😤😳
P
The vacuum cleaner VCR part omg 🤣
The funny thing is...even though they're making fun of a serious issue, you're both able to laugh and go 'thank God I don't do meth' at the same time ;-P
I'm not to the point I can laugh yet. Son's been through hell several years and in great rehab with brotherhood of bikers who've been there. He's doing everything they say so far to stay clean. 108 days. the Mama.
The most accurate part "up until recently, he was the mayor"
Toronto reference?
@@RideAcrossTheRiver 😂 unfortunately, no. Think more North America in general.
@@missyvaughn4467 this is all accurate... Except where my dad lives the mayor is still the mayor.. they party every weekend and smoke that shit.. (not my dad lol) he can see into the backyard from his porch and every weekend there's like 30 people in Z's backyard either in the pool or jacuzzi or playing volleyball, but they're all taking turns on the meth pipe..
@@charlieflynn9330 u sure they're not just passing a bong around?
yeah, that shit don't discriminate. equal opportunity
Amy Poehler nails the body movements!
And the barefoot look in this sketch too.
I’m a firefighter/paramedic and I can honestly say with 22 years experience, I have yet to see a woman on meth with clean soles. Amy’s bare soles are absolutely flawless.
1:59 “That is just anti-meth propaganda” LMAOO I fcking DEAD 💀😭😭😭
“I can’t talk right now because the shadow people are behind the couch and they’re trying to find my address.” That part killed me 😂😂🤣
And don't look out the window cuz they'll see you.
Those are evil
That shit was fucking hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣⚰️
Omg!! My sister refused to let my husband out the front door cause the shadow people were out there and so we literally were kept hostage from work from outside period... they are real.
I was reading ur comment literally at the EXACT moment that he said it.... That fuc*ed my whole world up 😂
If nothing else, I hope this skit discourages people from ever taking that poison.
I love how people call Meth poison, decry it in public and online, but will then smoke 3 packs of cigarettes and drink 10 pints of beer a day....
Screw that...I started smoking meth for my social anxiety 😉
I think they are endorsing meth. Yuk
@ I seriously doubt that anybody who endorses a product, would make it look that horrific.
🤦♀️
@ they have been known to do some very bizarre things
"Heeeeeeeey, goodmorning!" HAHA
I don't want to mess up my teeth😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is... frighteningly accurate. I can find people who look and act like this at any given time of day in my town. Coincidently i live in the state where Muhlenberg County is found lol lucky me 😅
The entire state of West Virginia looks like this! The opioid crisis just moved in meth and heroin.
@@SJ-ni6iy yep, i live in Kentucky, not far from West Virginia's border lol
@@PoM-MoM , what ? I need to know the full story. I’m sure there’s a lot more to it.
@@PoM-MoM why does nobody seem to understand that decriminalization is NOT the same as legalization? They just did what Portugal did years ago, which enables drug addicts to seek help without fear of legal prosecution.
@@PoM-MoM not heroin just cocain ...
I once found my tweeker of a cousin painting his white plastic blinds a slightly different shade of white at 4 in the morning when I woke up for work! 🤨
This!!! The squatters in my mother in laws house when she was in the hospital had an obsession with half done gas powered rc cars and every where you looked there were these attempts at soldiered together lithium battery packs wired in series very poorly....not 1 of those batteries were at proper voltage
😂 or out looking for agates😢sad
I didn’t know they were actually productive, I thought they were useless wastoids that nodded off.
Funny story 🤣 Thank you
Word?. 😂
Well 9yrs later and I do believe that this skit aged pretty well!
The kitchen segment could easily have been part of the GOP convention programming.
69 Dude
Sad but true how spot on they nailed this
Sending love to anyone going through it…❤ definitely you’re not alone!
Thay nailed it! Thats how crystal meth messes up with peoples mind.
“Not now” “then wheeeeen?” Made me lol
The cat clock really sells it for me.
Even the cat clock is on meth!
I had one of those clocks when I was a kid.
Yo,I was just looking at one to buy...they have original n new ones...both a bit of a price difference...I dont think they would still have that if was tweakin😅
@@mistycampbell4632 My thought exactly. The clock would’ve been sold.
The eyes keep moving back and forth... back and forth... back and forth... back and forth... back and forth... back and forth...
Come to Methdesto California and you'll see just how on point this is
Been almost 8 years clean and I still got the jonz watching this. Knowing that this is exactly what it was like and yet after 8 years you still crave it is what is so scary about meth.
That's scary as hell,I'm glad you are still clean. Please share this fact with as many people as you feel comfortable doing so, that is a very discomforting fact and therefore very effective in persuading people to stay away from that stuff
@@yodaguy6956 Thank you. I'm doing that really. I'm a live-in Resident Advisor for our churches drug and alcohol rehabilitation Refuge program. Have been for a year now and I don't see myself stopping any time soon.
I'm also a past addict to crank. I know how it was for me too, to crave it every day for several years. I've been clean for a decade now but the wreckage of my life will always remind me to never do that to myself again. It does get better as I no longer crave it. It helps to be on antidepressants and anti-anxiety meds. Those of us craving that high are usually low on dopamine, serotonin and other chemicals in the brain.
I crave it too, but i never give in
@@Wutzmename glad to hear that brother, helping others find strength keeps building your own, that's so wonderful meaningful work you are doing. I wish you continued health and happiness
Remember kiddies, "Sleep is cheap, it's staying awake that's expensive"- Uncle Foiley.
Omg lol 😆 that's awesome
"I can't eat, and I can't sleep, but I got the cleanest house on the street." Ohhhhhh, Meth!
I remember that one!! The intro song to the sketch reminded me of this one PSA on Heroin where this happy chipper song plays over someone going through the effects of Heroin, going "Everybody's doing it! Doing it!"
"Get these bugs all out of my chest, meth, oooohhh meth!"
I remember that commercial from way back when!
I remember that 80's commercial! The girl scrubbing her shower had sores on her face and that song would play!
LMAO 🤣🤣
I still have ocd symptoms
They did an episode of Intervention about where I live titled, “They call it meth mountain “ and this is 100% accurate 😅😅😅
Friend was addicted to meth & booze -cleaned up 6 yrs now. Went to grad school, makes good $$, clean cut, he works on his sobriety daily
Yayyyy so happy for them
@KoldTony Debonaire wth how can you be so cruel
@KoldTony Debonaire SNL Meth head skit was funny as hell - seemed accurate w vacuuming at 3am.my comment lent insight to buddy who overcame it that’s all. Maybe it helps somebody. Didn’t say shit wasn’t hilarious so calm the f down
@@rs-mt6kl hey- glad to hear it- hard road but you’re doing it I sent skit to my buddy &he laughed hard
@@corrinemills thx - no worries when others disagree -fyi corrine Isent my buddy the clip &he laughed hard because it resonated w him. Greetings from Chicago
You guys seriously nailed it! Best meth impressions I have ever seen.
I thought this was gonna be cringe, but it appears the writing staff knows what they’re talking about
Hehe
Have a ex that used duct tape to tape 2 flashlights to the lawnmower so he could mow at 3-4am. I was so paranoid. If anyone had their suspicions about us using back then, he definitely confirmed it that morning. The worse part of it all is we lived in a neighborhood with a cop, and elderly people. I'm surprised we didn't go to jail when he did that. So many things like that it's a wonder I'm alive. I am so glad those days are behind me now.
Weird he didn't use scissors 😂
@Helen-s6b so true. Lol
I live for Keith constantly protesting "then when?!"
Who’s Keith ?!
Did you mean Kenan?!
@@svilenvasilev3819 Keith is Will Forte's character. The guy who keeps trying to clean
@@nathancombs527 gotcha lol that’s funny cuz when I watched this for first time I screamed “Forte” when he appeared 🤣
LMAO so spot on!!
NOT NOW! LATER! LATER! LATER!
Being from Kentucky I especially enjoyed the reference to the Pennyrile Parkway rest stop. They really did their homework.
Which rest stop tho....Hmmm Mortons Gap. Def mortons gap.
I went to high school in Muhlenberg County. This hits home.
Muhlenberg County 😬😬😬 I'm from Kentucky too I've been offered it lots of times
@@KFam715 the strip club? Lol
As a 3rd shift worker serving customers, I can say this was tragically accurate.
i work in a gas station in the night and yes is pretty accurate.see them ever night
But they have never tried to rob you or shop lift?
I'm tired of damn meth heads buying one beer and the cheapest cigarettes in the store with random change
@@thompkins6796
Yeah,I can see why that would be a problem..lmfao 🤣
As a 3rd shift healthcare worker, unfortunately so can I.
I got clean and off the streets in 94 praying for strength.I went to treatment and work Rehabilitation.Here's the best thing I ever found Shepherd's Chapel YT explains the whole Bible God bless
Accurate. Funny. Sad.
Being from Western KY, I appreciate the shout outs to Muhlenberg(Methanberg) County and the Pennyrile Parkway. I tip my hat to the writers for doing their homework.
This whole chat comments area is the recovery group central. Coming to you from a town near you 😂 Oh my gosh hahah.
Love how the explosion at the end is actually real and not CGI.
Probably a model.
i miss my name is erl
Mi too, very much
same
was it too much to put the A in Earl?
That show was the best. They need to make a season 5
Me too! When I got laid off work back in March (due to covid, of course), I binge watched My Name is Earl on Hulu. Even though I watched the show every week back when it was on tv, it's still one of my favorites and I started on S1E1 and watched the entire series all over again. When they started to bring back popular shows a few years back, I had really hoped MNIE would be one of them..
They know it so well. The location of the house (in the desert), the meth sores and teeth, the weird vacuuming and random taking things apart.
My ex used a broom. We didn't have a vacuum. I went thru hell and got a black eye. He was always sweeping up the pieces he dropped but never could get them all. It's very sad and not really funny what this crap does to ppl. It destroys lives. They almost got it down only they dont all act this way all the time.
I know people with bad teeth , that have never done meth, but people are stupid,and judge someone they know nothing about.. it's crazy how much people judge . Yeah, a lot of people have bad teeth from meth, but these people don't have any of the other side effects and people assume, and I know they don't do it because I've known them for years ,I'm around them a lot.. It just shows you when you see that, that most of society is just ignorant judgemental idiots
My sister is on this crap. When she visits my mom, she hides in the bathroom for 30 minutes, and she's hyper, paranoid, and she gets angry alot.
poor baby. Prayers out.
Being from Kentucky so can attest it is hilariously spot on. Also one of those skits where the audience isn't sure if they should feel guilty for laughing. 😆
The Pennyrile Parkway got me good 💀
Also from KY ALSO recovering.
I know right? I could practically hear them holding their breaths.
I'm actually from Muhlenberg, they mention in the video..good stuff
People not on meth can look this way in ky. I live here and I know
damn. this hits close to home.
my neighbors home to be exact.
and his neighbor. and his neighbor..
and well, the whole damn tri state area ffs.
you're to cute to live like that.
@@newbee509 welcome to SW Ohio
Let me guess, you live in a RepubliCON state?
@@ryankibler7973 nah man. swing state.
My Neighbors like the crack rocks.
3 years clean and things are better than ever. Lucky to say I have all my teeth and don't feel like such a burden to society.
This skit is pretty accurate too. Especially the part about the VCR! 😂
My homie was chilling at my place one night. We heard a noise, and went outside. A tweaker broke into his car, but they used a coat hanger or whatever so they didn't break anything. They didn't even steal anything, in fact, they LEFT a brand new computer mouse and a flashlight.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is that why I would find random stuff in the back of my truck ? 😂
Kudos to Jason Sudeikis (who i couldn't recognise initially) for playing dead lol
I thought Parnell???
@@dee_lulu definitely Jason, but ye does look a little like Chris
It's Jason Lee
@@thesouthernerwithadhd2710 Jason Lee was not the guy playing dead (asleep). They’re talking about the guy hanging over the back of the couch.
yeah, I was shocked when i saw it was him! in the beginning i was like "oh whos that hot dead guy" lmao
Oh my god, Amy Poehler had me crying tears of laughter....so fkn hilarious!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Kids, drugs are bad, don't do drugs "
Mmmmmkaaaaay
Thank you John ❤❤❤❤
5 years clean ❤
Amy and Bill ... So good 😂
As a recovered meth addict , this is so f%@$*&^ accurate lmao .i couldnt stop laughing especially when he starts talking about shadow people .cause you foreal start hallucinating and seeing stuff the longer you stay up lol.
recovered addict ? : once a tweaker always a tweaker
It's a demonic drug.
Only missing a carpet crawler on the floor looking for spilled/dropped rocks..
Carpet farmers!
That's crack you're thinking of.
@@livingintoday100 It can be Crack or Meth... it's when pieces fall on the ground and someone desperate for a high starts picking the carpet for little pieces that might have spilled...
I know, too well, honey. I have 6 and a half years clean and sober from crack, meth heroin and other life destroying substances. I just remember clearly being high on crack and combing through the carpet for more rocks. However, I didn't do it with meth, but I'm sure I would have, had I not had a constant supply.
Aka Shard Surfer
Try this in a small town. Oh wait, this IS a small town!
This sums up meth addicts. I’m going to send this to my ex boyfriend.
Same lol
I have a friend that used to live in Detroit and he’s a former meth addict
@ Ouch, but true. My current gf used to have drug issues, but has been clean over 3 years. No chance I would've had a relationship with her if she was still using. I almost didn't mess with her at all, because she was so freshly off drugs when we met, but apparently I was that good influence that helped stay away. You get what you get if you decide to stay with someone that is using.
Same here
Seems like you choose great men 😉
Damn Earl really went down hill after finishing his list
As a fan of my name Is Earl, this is gold 😂😂
Smoke meth added to the list
Amy is dead on accurate. So many arrestees I've dealt with, exactly the same. Movements are spot on
How hilarious, the pain an agony of families people and addicts must just be fun for those that have never had their lives ruined. What insightful comedy from the grave yard of comedy SNL.
Yes she is. I live in a town with a huge meth problem so I see it all the time.
@Dave Di
Yeah no shit. You think the audience would be busting up laughing if we mocked opioid addicts? Not a chance. They’re both addictions, but one is treated as “tragic” while the other is treated as “trashy”.
So trashy is when you are a low class person and you want to have energy and be stimulated..
. tragic is when you’re the entitled child of an upper class family and you just don’t want to feel any pain, it’s soooo beautiful and sad. Barf
Our society’s perceptions are fucked
Arresting drug addicts is so American. Land without compassion.
@@Cinerary Yeah, but opioid addicts aren't twitchy and funny.
I once watched a tweaker grab an extension cord, a vacuum, run it out to their sidewalk, and started vacuuming the sidewalk.
If you've lived in the Midwest the last 30 years you know this hits home. Crankers, Tweekers, Meth-heads, Speeders... Right down there with Heroin junkies.
Ughh the most disgusting people on 🌎
@@official_ryanvr oh fuck you! Calling drug addicts the most disgusting people on earth only proves that you are more disgusting. And no I do not support the use of methamphetamine or any other hard drugs.That hate that is in your heart will catch up to you someday.
@@official_ryanvr Also I hope you never have to experience a loved one going through addiction. Then you just might understand why it’s so gross to make fun of somebody who is obviously suffering. You don’t deal with addicts by showing hate. You try to help them.
@@kassandrakid9440 well said! Unfortunately there are FAR too many people in this world (mostly in our country) that embrace this kind of hatred! They are ALWAYS ready to insult, degrade, ridicule, etc.! Its everywhere.
@@michaelchavez4248 you’re correct but it felt good to say the right thing. 😊. Thanks.
This is actually a really impressive amount of depth with respect to the subject matter for this type of skit in 2005
Yeah, I mean with meth coming out in 2004 and all.
@@sterlings1752 Lol that's good. No I just mean like Breaking Bad hadn't happened yet, there weren't really movies about tweakers, etc. I'm just saying in popular culture it wasn't something most people put thought into
@@blazaybla22 Fair enough. I also realize that my profile pic looks like I'm a defensive, methed out, face-picker. Lol.
Really, it's just an old pic from after a bike accident, that looked bloody and funny (and maybe Halloweenie🎃).
GDAMN, THIS COFFEE IS WEAK
@@sterlings1752 Meth's been around since the 60s- and earlier. It was just really underground. It was made here, not in Mexico. Higher grade chemicals. No ephedrine base. Way better quality- not the cheap shit that started coming out in the 2000's. Been off it in 25 years or so. When P2P disappeared, the quality went downhill fast!
And I can confirm that Muhlenberg county and the Pennyrile parkway truck stop are real places here in Western Kentucky. So not only did they give a ton of respect to the subject but they did their research too.
I'm a psych ward regular, and you can spot a meth addict a mile away. They're usually up at 3 AM keeping everyone awake by talking loudly to the nurses who are desperately trying to get them to go to bed, or at least be quiet. They obviously aren't getting meth in the psych ward, so they get super pissed off and cause a ruckus.
Meth. Not even once.
I lived in Portland for a while. This is spot on!!