virtual reality but the intrusive thoughts win... (Hitman VR)

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  • @IAmCrusty
    @IAmCrusty  3 місяці тому +216

    I know! I can't believe they actually paid me for this either!

  • @Breadfan1280
    @Breadfan1280 3 місяці тому +65

    Crusty: I want a blimp.
    Us: Give this man his blimp!

    • @905Dex
      @905Dex 3 місяці тому +3

      I’ve seen this man raise money for a Blimp and an army of Dodos….
      I think he wants to be the brotherhood of steel!!

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 3 місяці тому +4

      Why do I have a feeling its going to be named Hindenburg Blimp

  • @smokeyarcade
    @smokeyarcade 3 місяці тому +26

    "Leave me alone!"
    "I was going to, but then you said something now I simply can't.......Knee caps!"
    🤣

  • @halothere6995
    @halothere6995 3 місяці тому +31

    By the power of the ostrich 0:55 we have stolen the ray tracing

  • @Wowzababowza
    @Wowzababowza 3 місяці тому +71

    Not even ten seconds in and my ears are being blown out by a car alarm. I love Crusty

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  3 місяці тому +27

      I need to make sure you're paying attention

    • @Spacebomb39
      @Spacebomb39 3 місяці тому +1

      Well it worked i was surely paying attention

  • @calcariachimera
    @calcariachimera 3 місяці тому +115

    Lets port over Hitman to the quest...sir, what about all the bugs and glitches, yeah port them too lol

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  3 місяці тому +45

      BUT WHY DID THEY FIX THE FLYING PEOPLE?! :(

    • @DamnedSilly
      @DamnedSilly 3 місяці тому +13

      @@IAmCrusty Accidental result of the porting process. I expect they'll be back by the 1.1 patch. "We've improved the draw distance but there's an... issue."

    • @calcariachimera
      @calcariachimera 3 місяці тому +2

      @@IAmCrusty lol I flipping love your channel, never stop, king of RP in my eyes! You inspire me!

    • @abandoned.connector
      @abandoned.connector 3 місяці тому +6

      Oh and remove graphics.

    • @calcariachimera
      @calcariachimera 3 місяці тому

      @@abandoned.connector hehehe, such a shame! Could have been the game of the year too!

  • @daniellclary
    @daniellclary 3 місяці тому +9

    There seriously needs to be a movie of this guy.

    • @theguyjawn
      @theguyjawn Місяць тому

      There is, its called Pirates of the Caribbean

  • @blackbeardgamer5909
    @blackbeardgamer5909 3 місяці тому +38

    Crusty reminds me to take my special candy from my doctor so the wall people won't tell me to start fires anymore.
    Thanks Crusty!

  • @Sailormoo247
    @Sailormoo247 3 місяці тому +6

    Crusty is the type of man you want making decisions on your behalf in the event you’re on your last leg - and you need somebody to make decisions for you. You can trust his logic . 👍

  • @Queltamas
    @Queltamas 3 місяці тому +22

    After watching BeattleJuice I've now realized that he has in fact long since escaped and has been living among us mortals under an alias by the name Crusty while attempting to act like a normal human being.

    • @ravyn.172
      @ravyn.172 3 місяці тому +1

      Nah he was a normal lad doing an act until one day he wad dared to utter THE words. Once uttered the infamous beattle juice escaped and took over our beloved crusty and BeeSparkle was born. Humbleberry mildrew beesparkwle

    • @chip5617
      @chip5617 3 місяці тому +1

      Speaking of beattlejuice don't try the haunted apple the one with beattlejuice on the white box

  • @bryanlahog7948
    @bryanlahog7948 3 місяці тому +17

    Intrusive thoughts are like donuts; I’ve never had one I didn’t like!

  • @slixkkdemon17
    @slixkkdemon17 3 місяці тому +6

    7:12 help crusty, she’s stuck 😂

  • @georgiabentz9503
    @georgiabentz9503 3 місяці тому +25

    Crusty is how I imagine Jack Sparrow, and Deadpool would play VR games. Funny.

    • @Herobrinegrn1
      @Herobrinegrn1 3 місяці тому

      The voice and sanity of Captain Sparrow.
      The sass of both.

    • @Konghammer1
      @Konghammer1 3 місяці тому

      This needs to be thing RIGHT NOW...

    • @oswaldjacobs1882
      @oswaldjacobs1882 5 днів тому

      not deadpool 🤮

  • @Friariah
    @Friariah 3 місяці тому +5

    @4:30 Where's the money Lebowski!

  • @Zip_andoilver
    @Zip_andoilver 3 місяці тому +5

    Shutting the door on the guys head in the bathroom then the door flying back open broke me. So funny

  • @calcariachimera
    @calcariachimera 3 місяці тому +11

    "would you like to clean me!"

  • @_Green_Onions_
    @_Green_Onions_ 3 місяці тому +12

    Crusty , the laughing Simon, and Wilburger are my unholy trinity

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 3 місяці тому +2

      Thank you for the recommendation 😊

    • @VINCE-pp3es
      @VINCE-pp3es 3 місяці тому

      crusty styropyro and meichel reeves are worse imo custy as the mind along with the willingness insanity and skills of the other two

  • @GAMERTAGVR
    @GAMERTAGVR 3 місяці тому +3

    The best thing to come out of the release of Hitman 3 on Quest is this video.

  • @nehshawhitehouse733
    @nehshawhitehouse733 3 місяці тому +6

    Don't think I am a fan of the new graphics but crusty you managed to make it funny and worth a watch ❤

  • @daniel-ps3jg
    @daniel-ps3jg 3 місяці тому +2

    14:35 the chair look scared lol

  • @lucaskennedy6665
    @lucaskennedy6665 3 місяці тому +5

    Flies in like an airplane then smacks some random stranger across the back of the head lmao 🤣

  • @905Dex
    @905Dex 3 місяці тому +2

    Thank you Crusty… I fell asleep watching the old hitman stuff and woke up to a whole new one !!!!
    Almost a dream come true

    • @snackplaylove
      @snackplaylove 3 місяці тому

      Spin the spinning thing like Leo - just to check…

  • @dandi1887
    @dandi1887 3 місяці тому +4

    Crusty can't stand the thought of a man standing around him without getting slapped xD

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  3 місяці тому +5

      I wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it

    • @dandi1887
      @dandi1887 3 місяці тому +1

      @@IAmCrusty the horror

  • @craigpatterson9908
    @craigpatterson9908 3 місяці тому +4

    Crusty is the best hitman to ever hitman!

  • @MyEarsHurts
    @MyEarsHurts 3 місяці тому +1

    I love the sound design in these videos

  • @akantiia
    @akantiia 3 місяці тому +2

    Wonderful yodelling practice, now if only guards would have appreciated it

  • @ianf3565
    @ianf3565 3 місяці тому +6

    The trees all look low res. Having said that, it was thoroughly enjoyable :)

  • @wombatillo
    @wombatillo 3 місяці тому +3

    Nonsense! Lies! This is perfectly passable entertainment for the sociopathic among us!

  • @Its_Tsukasa_yugi
    @Its_Tsukasa_yugi 2 місяці тому

    The women: we shouldn't be seen together
    Crusty: *admiring the man*

  • @Eliie31773
    @Eliie31773 3 місяці тому +3

    Not even 1 minute in and crustys already getting shot XD

  • @TheSteelMagnum
    @TheSteelMagnum 3 місяці тому +3

    Hitman 3 is looking pretty Crusty too, gawdamn

  • @Konghammer1
    @Konghammer1 3 місяці тому +2

    No idea why, but for some reason UA-cam put your video on my daily news tab.lolol
    Top news of the morning: hitman vr leads to bad things.🤣🤣🤣

  • @kevlarvest7375
    @kevlarvest7375 3 місяці тому +11

    Crusty, this seriously is a crime...
    When we getting you to that 1 Mil you so greatly deserve?
    ... that and the blimp

  • @BrookandMore
    @BrookandMore 3 місяці тому

    I love how you've never changed 😭 I started watching you years ago and I've just recently found you on the recommended!! Thank you crusty for being reliable and funny (how are you not at 1 mil yet???)

  • @vernonbarbee1351
    @vernonbarbee1351 3 місяці тому +1

    Worse part about eating vegetables all the time is dealing with all the wheelchairs

  • @Sxvxn
    @Sxvxn 3 місяці тому +1

    "That's not a good Key " 😅

  • @philldini6968
    @philldini6968 3 місяці тому

    I’ve been watching you for years. You’ve made want to play hitman vr for some time now. Now I can on the quest and I’m enjoying it tremendously. Idc about its shortcomings

  • @905Dex
    @905Dex 3 місяці тому +10

    The briefcase is make of crocodile leather… Always a Winner!

  • @AveryHD_06
    @AveryHD_06 3 місяці тому +2

    Always good to see Sir Crust

  • @superbananas7792
    @superbananas7792 3 місяці тому +1

    7:13
    Nasty way to go

  • @doitdan5144
    @doitdan5144 3 місяці тому

    its the impersonations for me theyre spot on.

  • @КонстантинАлексеев-ш4р

    i just spit up beer all over the surroundings watching this incredibly authentical playthrough! pal, how that's happened that i didn't seen your before?!!

  • @BigSteve_Gaming187
    @BigSteve_Gaming187 3 місяці тому

    I needed this. Thank you Crusty!

  • @WynandRuhle
    @WynandRuhle 3 місяці тому

    Take off like a bird...i love it!

  • @LagerthaRaven
    @LagerthaRaven 3 місяці тому

    Forever my favorite content creator, the very of murder is just chefs kiss

  • @gamerseat8440
    @gamerseat8440 3 місяці тому

    Crusty: Sit on the bench , talk to the pigeons 🧐 ... there are no pigeons 😳
    i'm dead 💀🤣🤣

  • @Hinfus
    @Hinfus 3 місяці тому +1

    Hi,i discovered your videos one week ago!You are so good and so crazy!!Cheers from France!

  • @justinmabb1997
    @justinmabb1997 3 місяці тому

    6:53 best part lmao

  • @Drippy_Boi20
    @Drippy_Boi20 3 місяці тому +1

    LETZ GOOOO CRUSTY!

  • @Ryvucz
    @Ryvucz 3 місяці тому +2

    Glitched herself to death.

  • @Quayd_McMahon
    @Quayd_McMahon 3 місяці тому +2

    14:59 ouch

  • @reinaweis
    @reinaweis 3 місяці тому

    I like that you can now throw objects much more naturally without a button combination. (I am trying to stay positive) Now bring these controls over to the full VR game on PC please.

  • @brutalxxghost4148
    @brutalxxghost4148 3 місяці тому

    the hitman no one asked for but yet we needed him when the world is in chaos.

  • @WildWestLife-i4p
    @WildWestLife-i4p 3 місяці тому +2

    Yes an other hitman crusty videooooooo🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @MayoMonster75
    @MayoMonster75 3 місяці тому

    Your videos are my most favorite escape from this shit world...thank you for the laughs.

  • @karsonjohnson6864
    @karsonjohnson6864 3 місяці тому +1

    We love crusty

  • @BrianLong-uo1sg
    @BrianLong-uo1sg 3 місяці тому

    Another brilliant masterpiece

  • @jessicacoyne8776
    @jessicacoyne8776 3 місяці тому +1

    You finally posted a video

  • @michaelbaker8284
    @michaelbaker8284 Місяць тому

    Using a hand rail as a roller press has to be a first.

  • @dank4dayz
    @dank4dayz 3 місяці тому

    Crusty: "Are you fond of her?"
    Me: "OMG RUN!"
    😆😆😆

  • @AndyJMurphy
    @AndyJMurphy 3 місяці тому

    Thank you Crusty ❤

  • @jillianjencks9976
    @jillianjencks9976 3 місяці тому

    Omgosh my favorite streamer of hot man vr is back yay ❤

  • @BucketoTidePods
    @BucketoTidePods 3 місяці тому

    Ahh what a nice day for eating random snacks and watching IAmCrusty Hitman VR 😊

  • @morrisstewart1528
    @morrisstewart1528 3 місяці тому

    Thanks bro! Needed some laughs.

  • @birdie_.
    @birdie_. 3 місяці тому

    It’s so funny imagining agent 47 sounding like crusty 😂

  • @brandonjerome
    @brandonjerome 3 місяці тому

    This looks pretty fun

  • @yorkiequeen
    @yorkiequeen 3 місяці тому

    No wonder I get weird looks in the stores when I yell, "Would you like to clean me".

  • @Unfazed1888
    @Unfazed1888 Місяць тому

    I wonder if Crusty will do the Colorado map since that’s the only full-sized map he hasn’t completed. Perhaps not….it would probably be hard to do comedy bits when there’s like only 4 civilians you can mess around with and everyone else has big firearms.

  • @williamlear4713
    @williamlear4713 3 місяці тому

    Why do I always get the feeling this is jack sparrows cousin playing video games. Once I thought of it I can’t rid myself of the idea and now it feels spot on.

  • @OwDoGaming-kx9jo
    @OwDoGaming-kx9jo 3 місяці тому

    that waiter went down like an Italian Football

  • @vernonbarbee1351
    @vernonbarbee1351 3 місяці тому

    We'll delivered Crustmaster general!!!

  • @RainintheBrain
    @RainintheBrain 3 місяці тому

    10:21 Fire in the Bowl

  • @robbmitchell7846
    @robbmitchell7846 3 місяці тому

    5:24 Reminded me of SouthPark's version of Randy as Lorde lol

  • @superdad1989
    @superdad1989 3 місяці тому

    I'm laughing so hard 😂😂😂
    Your videos are always great 😅 ❤

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 3 місяці тому +1

    The armless man did it!

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  3 місяці тому +3

      Even though the odds were against me!

  • @humedesmond7774
    @humedesmond7774 3 місяці тому

    Give Crusty his hands and he will shake the world upside-down for you!!!!

  • @Sidetrack208
    @Sidetrack208 3 місяці тому

    Interesting game. You slap a guard and 20 people start shooting...

  • @OwDoGaming-kx9jo
    @OwDoGaming-kx9jo 3 місяці тому

    oh i can believe entirely, the greatest unhinged youtuber ever... he still gives me nightmares, he lives under my bed

  • @Adryeet69GD
    @Adryeet69GD 3 місяці тому

    This is why I don’t let my intrusive thoughts win

  • @dallasbatchy
    @dallasbatchy 3 місяці тому

    If I had the say so you'd have a TV show, movie, the works! "The skies the limit kid stick with me & I'll make you shtaar!"

  • @darkness-u9j
    @darkness-u9j 3 місяці тому

    AY CRUSTY I HAVENT WATCHED YOU FOR AGES!

  • @edicius9836
    @edicius9836 3 місяці тому

    Those graphics are....something.

  • @kiaratheotaku6257
    @kiaratheotaku6257 3 місяці тому

    He only has intrusive thoughts

  • @RunescapeMeister-san
    @RunescapeMeister-san 3 місяці тому

    Huzzah, more crazed lunacy!

  • @GlawiousAldredMarci
    @GlawiousAldredMarci 3 місяці тому

    Here is a game, drink 3 shots before the video and enyoj playing around. XD I can't even write I got so drunk while watching hahaha... But it made the wideo even better :D

  • @lucybidwell6228
    @lucybidwell6228 3 місяці тому

    Love this

  • @Spacebomb39
    @Spacebomb39 3 місяці тому

    I can’t believe it too, crazy right

  • @hunterbaas8850
    @hunterbaas8850 3 місяці тому +1

    If I could I would pay you to make these videos🤣🤣🤣

  • @Atrophy
    @Atrophy 3 місяці тому

    WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!

  • @SirMike02
    @SirMike02 3 місяці тому

    2:06 man, covid be getting crazy infectious

  • @MAATTEnVR
    @MAATTEnVR 3 місяці тому

    Release Trailer : Woow ! I'll Buy the Quest 3 for this !! 😃
    Game Release : ooh..😐 i'll just go play I am Cat 😺

  • @rogermasters2657
    @rogermasters2657 3 місяці тому +1

    Gotta love Crusty shouting really loudly in public about who he's got to kill -
    TARGET NUMBER TWO IS AN OLD MAN

  • @calcariachimera
    @calcariachimera 3 місяці тому +3

    Blade and Sorcery creators, please, please create the next Hitman VR game! ...please

  • @Demonizer68
    @Demonizer68 3 місяці тому

    I know you were only supposed to kill two people, but then again if nobody else is alive, then no one can say you killed too many people.

  • @KalEl1994
    @KalEl1994 3 місяці тому

    Note to self… don’t watch your videos when my wife is sleeping next to me. I’ve never worked so hard to contain my laughter 🤣

  • @Uzivr331
    @Uzivr331 3 місяці тому +1

    Good job crusty👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 u need a rise to heaven idk what im saying lol

  • @boredgamer3433
    @boredgamer3433 3 місяці тому

    I love ur humour crusty ur the best

  • @sammitchell3657
    @sammitchell3657 3 місяці тому +1

    4:35 WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR!?

  • @WcaVR
    @WcaVR 3 місяці тому

    4:30 - Who does number 2 work for?

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 3 місяці тому +1

    This slap has been sponsored.