Binging with Babish: Bubble Bass' Order from Spongebob Squarepants

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  • Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
  • Bubble Bass is notorious in Bikini Bottom for three things: his hideous laugh, his pathological dishonesty, and his sophisticated palate for Krabby Patties. Follow along this week as we examine his soundboard of secret-menu jargon and take a crack at the almost-impossible-to-recreate patty melt - from the all-new BwB kitchen!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 11 тис.

  • @crimsonwizahd2358
    @crimsonwizahd2358 5 років тому +5140

    Thing is, I could totally believe that if Squidward actually understood that entire order, his response of "We serve food here sir" is pretty much appropriate, cause the end result of that order was less a burger and more a colossal towering monstrosity.

    • @johndasalty111
      @johndasalty111 2 роки тому +518

      I mean, he did write half of it down, so he knows what a double triple balty deluxe on a raft, 4 by 4 animal style is.

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 11 місяців тому +116

      Alternatively a heart attack

    • @Kosmicant
      @Kosmicant 10 місяців тому +63

      Spongebob made it in 3 seconds

    • @LiMe251
      @LiMe251 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@johndasalty111*bossy

    • @hannahdawg6829
      @hannahdawg6829 10 місяців тому +62

      Reminds of those 5-foot long sandwiches subway makes for big parties, you ain't supposed to eat the whole thing yourself XD

  • @kingo_clubs9097
    @kingo_clubs9097 4 роки тому +26433

    "light butter" good to see bubble bass is making healthier descisions

  • @MrNetWraith
    @MrNetWraith 5 років тому +12770

    For the curious, this is how Bubble Bass's lingo actually translates into actual instructions:
    "Double triple" = six layers
    "Bossy" = all-beef patties
    "deluxe" = all condiments
    "on a raft" = on toast
    "4x4" = four patties with cheese on each layer
    "animal style" = cooked in mustard
    "extra shingles" = double layers of bread
    "shimmy and a squeeze" = extra sauce
    "light axle grease" = butter
    "make it cry" = extra onions
    "burn it" = well done
    "let it swim" = a nautical version of "let it walk", or "to go".
    I've seen an alternative interpretation, though, where "extra shingles" means "toast on the side", "with a shimmy" means "jelly on that toast", "a squeeze" means "an orange juice on the side", "light axle grease" means "butter on the toast & jelly", and "let it swim" means "give the burger extra sauce".

    • @joyemoji2031
      @joyemoji2031 5 років тому +717

      You have too much time to kill

    • @tateduran9255
      @tateduran9255 5 років тому +824

      This is the most impressive feat I have seen in a long time

    • @Sledgeh101
      @Sledgeh101 5 років тому +401

      @@tateduran9255 The only thing more impressive would be someone eating the whole thing at once.

    • @Styxx_theFox
      @Styxx_theFox 5 років тому +67

      Um the the alternative recipe would make any one barf

    • @jacksoncasper6593
      @jacksoncasper6593 5 років тому +54

      MrNetWraith I thought extra shingles would mean more pickles and/or tomato slices but you’re probably right

  • @WoobyMe
    @WoobyMe 2 роки тому +2892

    Since no one else is saying it: I love how Babish deliberately forgot the pickles until the very end since it was the premise of the conflict of the episode

    • @untilted5216
      @untilted5216 2 роки тому +20

      Righttt

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 Рік тому +68

      At least he didn’t hide the pickles under his tongue the whole time

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 Рік тому +42

      @@CrasherX2000And there’s the pickles from last time too

    • @themandalore7780
      @themandalore7780 Рік тому +26

      @@pottytheparrot310and my car keys!

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 Рік тому +25

      @@themandalore7780 And there’s my ride

  • @Vailjnovelist
    @Vailjnovelist 3 роки тому +5164

    I love the little pieces of advice he gives like "or if you don't have a griddle you can use a fry pan" as if anyone other than Babish would ever make this monstrosity

    • @drawmaster77
      @drawmaster77 2 роки тому +15

      hahaha

    • @jacobcrumpton4643
      @jacobcrumpton4643 2 роки тому +74

      *glances at the BWB cookbook that has these recipes in it.*
      Yeah. only Andrew would try it.

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman 2 роки тому +23

      or even have that griddle

    • @brianaschmidt910
      @brianaschmidt910 2 роки тому +17

      @@extropiantranshuman that's significantly more accurate

    • @gonerkid
      @gonerkid 2 роки тому +10

      i mean his videos always have an educational aspect, and i doubt he expects anyone to actually make anything in this quantity. he's just telling us so we learn how to make it in general.

  • @Ruvikon
    @Ruvikon 5 років тому +7410

    "Not too much butter"
    Right. Wouldn't wanna be *unhealthy* now would we?

    • @cloudystarsatnight
      @cloudystarsatnight 5 років тому +328

      Our boi Bubble Bass has to watch his figure

    • @OwinBlazer
      @OwinBlazer 5 років тому +151

      to be fair with all that meat and cheese, more butter would make it way too creamy

    • @angryyogbuscus1578
      @angryyogbuscus1578 5 років тому +56

      It is a delicate balance.

    • @TheBizarre1
      @TheBizarre1 5 років тому +67

      He should have ordered a diet kelp soda

    • @Killerbeast-hx5qp
      @Killerbeast-hx5qp 5 років тому +61

      Let me guess. Tiny? A small salad?

  • @j-cool-guy
    @j-cool-guy 4 роки тому +36168

    Bubble bass is like one of those boss customers you get in papa’s freezeria

    • @fathanatillah
      @fathanatillah 4 роки тому +2217

      Those closers at the end of a day

    • @Loltroll8
      @Loltroll8 4 роки тому +931

      Fathan Atillah those damn assholes when the damn ketchup is literally a centimeter off

    • @eyeofthebox913
      @eyeofthebox913 4 роки тому +490

      Re:this is a freezeria
      loltroll842 0:no this is Patrick

    • @Raddkann
      @Raddkann 4 роки тому +150

      YOOO HAHAHA

    • @andreathames3146
      @andreathames3146 4 роки тому +240

      Those ppl are annoying thooo

  • @Tayvin4042
    @Tayvin4042 Рік тому +1106

    Wow. The fact that this was an actual order and not pure nonsense gives me more respect for the writers of classic SpongeBob, I didn't think that was possible.
    Also, I now want a burger, thanks.

    • @andylutz3505
      @andylutz3505 9 місяців тому +61

      Might I suggest a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim?

    • @yurifairy2969
      @yurifairy2969 7 місяців тому +41

      Somebody on the writing team clearly worked at a hash shop at some point

    • @citriosis
      @citriosis 5 місяців тому +18

      ​@@andylutz3505They're cooking _food_ here, sir.

    • @Xalerdane
      @Xalerdane 2 місяці тому +4

      The Nickelodeon studios are in California, where In-and-Out is king of fast food.

    • @Burning-Twilight
      @Burning-Twilight 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@XalerdaneConsidering the lines are always crazy long anytime I pass by one I wouldn't be surprised. One of these days when I have the time and patience I am gonna try one of their famous burgers got any recommendations for when the time comes?

  • @5iris743
    @5iris743 4 роки тому +13031

    I never really appreciated squidwards roasts as a kid, my man was spitting straight lava

  • @RoninCatholic
    @RoninCatholic 3 роки тому +16627

    He says "deluxe" (mayo, lettuce, and tomato) but doesn't say "everything" (mustard, ketchup, pickle, and onion). He does explicitly ask for mustard ("animal style") and for onion ("make it cry") but you know what he forgot?
    _He never asked for pickles._

    • @zero123alpha6
      @zero123alpha6 3 роки тому +2110

      It was all a conspiracy

    • @MrChREAL
      @MrChREAL 3 роки тому +1636

      Spongebob: well well well how the turn tables

    • @mommyswancat2289
      @mommyswancat2289 3 роки тому +385

      delux means he wants every thing delux means you want everything on it

    • @RoninCatholic
      @RoninCatholic 3 роки тому +1028

      @@mommyswancat2289 "Deluxe" by itself (on a sandwich) means mayo, lettuce, and tomato and "everything" by itself (on a sandwich) means ketchup, mustard, onion, and pickles. Yes, in non-culinary terms these terms both mean the same thing to a layman ("Put every standard topping on") but that's not what they actually mean in a restaurant kitchen.
      And as this video demonstrates, there are a lot of weirder things that can be done ("axle grease" "shimmy" "squeeze" "shingles") that aren't standard toppings for normal burgers.
      So in short: Deluxe is what's normally on a chicken sandwich
      Everything is what's normally on the value menu burger
      Everything + Deluxe or "the works" is what you'd get on a Sonic Deluxe Cheeseburger or a Burger King Whopper.

    • @farahahmedkarim377
      @farahahmedkarim377 3 роки тому +17

      "Deluxe" means everything, idiot.
      Onions, mayo, lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, cheese, special sauce

  • @tokutickler
    @tokutickler 4 роки тому +9065

    I like how Bubble Bass just complained about the lack of pickles and ignored the fact that Spongebob got his entire order wrong.
    To be honest, he was being easy on Spongebob.

    • @LannasMissingLink
      @LannasMissingLink 4 роки тому +1090

      I think yer man had no idea what he was ordering either tbh and just knew the pickles trick to get out of paying

    • @bored_potato
      @bored_potato 4 роки тому +66

      Or he was dumb

    • @uhkneerudh
      @uhkneerudh 4 роки тому +959

      Squidward denied all his fancy orders so he had to settle for the regular krabby patty, so technically Spongebob made the correct burger

    • @Greg_Rock
      @Greg_Rock 4 роки тому +516

      @@uhkneerudh Oh shit from a customer service marketing standpoint, bubble bass just used pickles as an excuse to get back at squidward failing to meet the customer's wishes.

    • @erikhernandezzz9272
      @erikhernandezzz9272 4 роки тому +23

      Greggles and he never cared

  • @firebeatle6394
    @firebeatle6394 Рік тому +782

    I like how babyish will commit to any fictional dish, no matter how outrageous

    • @bradybales683
      @bradybales683 Рік тому +97

      He will never deny any guest, no matter how ridiculous the request.

    • @fardeater
      @fardeater Рік тому +8

      @@bradybales683 nice lol

    • @Springdude11
      @Springdude11 Рік тому +13

      Until he does something like Total Drama's Brunch of Disgustingness.
      I hope.

    • @fredfry5100
      @fredfry5100 Рік тому +10

      Not quite. As the LOTR episode states, no magic foods, Babish store policy.😅

    • @magnusvonbraun9870
      @magnusvonbraun9870 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Springdude11I was thinking about the Slug Dogs with extra sewage from Pac Man and the Ghostly Adventures.

  • @Kat-ru4ej
    @Kat-ru4ej 5 років тому +3357

    When squidward was a savage
    "Lemme guess tiny, a small salad."

    • @elizabethday1317
      @elizabethday1317 4 роки тому +47

      * spongebob brings out a normal krabby patty*

    • @noriakikakyoin4953
      @noriakikakyoin4953 4 роки тому +4

      My nigga that savage shit is old

    • @james-metapod-harden8317
      @james-metapod-harden8317 4 роки тому +7

      HSW UNGODLY GLOCK ENT why is you hatin. Get off his nuts neff

    • @minion_bazz249
      @minion_bazz249 4 роки тому +12

      @dayum son that's why I think the new writers need to listen to the fans. Then the new episodes will get better.

    • @mergieismoronic
      @mergieismoronic 4 роки тому +3

      +Minion_Bazz 2
      Have you watched spongebob in the last 3 years? It’s getting better

  • @Fake-rt9uk
    @Fake-rt9uk 4 роки тому +22462

    I love how he talks to us like we're gonna do this shit lmao

    • @jaquaviontaviousbonquequex9066
      @jaquaviontaviousbonquequex9066 4 роки тому +1399

      And you saying I ain't gonna at least try this?

    • @protama-kun
      @protama-kun 3 роки тому +611

      ...wait I wasn't?

    • @optimisticnihilist7705
      @optimisticnihilist7705 3 роки тому +796

      Ye don't think that i wont make a triple bossy deluxe on a raft four by four animal style extra shingles with a shimmy a squeeze light axle grease make it cry burn it and let it swim? Imbecile.

    • @Arkouchie
      @Arkouchie 3 роки тому +432

      Even if you're not, you can use some of the steps to make your own burgers fancier

    • @gboy_ski1239
      @gboy_ski1239 3 роки тому +85

      I did the krabby patty but failed

  • @lunaticusx
    @lunaticusx 5 років тому +2671

    “I already got it squidward”
    -spongebob not even 5 seconds after the order was given

    • @KylerWulff
      @KylerWulff 4 роки тому +140

      And SpongeBob produces a regular Krabby Patty that looks nothing like Babish's.

    • @LeafRazorStorm
      @LeafRazorStorm 4 роки тому +112

      @@KylerWulff Mr. Krabs paid good money for the industrial sandwich press.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 роки тому +74

      @@LeafRazorStorm
      -paid good money-
      Stole something from the industrial scrapyard

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 4 роки тому +14

      @@KylerWulff Because Squidward slapped down the original order.

    • @monico.ramirez
      @monico.ramirez 4 роки тому +8

      That’s why the Krusty Krab is better than the Chum Bucket

  • @ironbeagle1610
    @ironbeagle1610 2 роки тому +159

    I have had full length, intense arguments with my chef father over the best possible configuration for a burger. This came up after we noticed that some places were putting the tomatoes on the bottom of the burger, sogging out the bottom bun. All we can agree on is that tomato belongs on top and cheese should be underneath in order to insulate the bottom bun from moisture.

    • @snesguy9176
      @snesguy9176 2 роки тому +10

      I'd rather just not have tomato on a burger. My perfect burger is mayo, cheese and onion. maybe a pickle on the side. I like to keep it simple

    • @BluecoreG
      @BluecoreG 2 роки тому +3

      Me thinks food theory did an episode on burger construction

    • @ironbeagle1610
      @ironbeagle1610 2 роки тому

      @@BluecoreG I am aware of this fact, I havent watched it yet but I hope that he at least came to the same fundamental conclusion that cheese and lettuce are better put on bottom to preserve the structural integrity of the burger.

    • @chrisschoenthaler5184
      @chrisschoenthaler5184 Рік тому

      @@ironbeagle1610 Have you watched it yet?

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo Рік тому

      ​@@snesguy9176
      Haha, my cousin and I are the same with you on this. If tomato is on a burger, it becomes the only thing I can taste. It ceases to be a burger and becomes a Tomato Sandwich that happens to also maybe have meat.

  • @samtheballoon1522
    @samtheballoon1522 3 роки тому +7584

    The person who decoded this deserves a medal

    • @tahamohammad1741
      @tahamohammad1741 3 роки тому +157

      Nobel prize**

    • @thescoundrel793
      @thescoundrel793 3 роки тому +341

      Man really just heard the cheeseburger enigma code and understood

    • @UBvtuber
      @UBvtuber 3 роки тому +310

      I mean, they were a redditor, so they probably got gold and a whole bunch of reddit medals.

    • @chellist290
      @chellist290 3 роки тому +14

      hey wait a minute

    • @JustRezky
      @JustRezky 2 роки тому +38

      I hear that this person's grandfather is the one who decoded the WW2 code

  • @Nekotaku01
    @Nekotaku01 4 роки тому +27122

    ok at this rate he HAS to do Big Smoke's order one day.

    • @malakifox2832
      @malakifox2832 4 роки тому +2068

      I need two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip. Two number 45's a number 7, and a large soda

    • @nezaniatoimya
      @nezaniatoimya 4 роки тому +745

      it's just many burgers and chicken sceperated

    • @Awesome-ct7vr
      @Awesome-ct7vr 4 роки тому +370

      Two number 45's, one with cheese

    • @jz4163
      @jz4163 4 роки тому +132

      He doesn't know what number 45s are

    • @AmyNumberSeven
      @AmyNumberSeven 4 роки тому +801

      @@malakifox2832 Big Smoke's order wasn't a joke about his weight, it was foreshadowing. He's wasting time so the Ballas can break into the Grove Street headquarters.

  • @Buccarado
    @Buccarado 5 років тому +20994

    Man, squidward's jokes were actually Godly. As a kid, I never fully appreciated them.

    • @manoja538
      @manoja538 5 років тому +903

      Squidward is my spirit animal

    • @kurumi394
      @kurumi394 5 років тому +779

      squidward is the 21st century itself

    • @CzolgoszWorkinMan
      @CzolgoszWorkinMan 5 років тому +854

      I had to become old and gay to fully appreciate Shadeward.

    • @匚尺丂乇-g4m
      @匚尺丂乇-g4m 5 років тому +489

      We serve food here sir.

    • @jennifervalentine8955
      @jennifervalentine8955 5 років тому +451

      You merely had to become an adult and experience Squidward's pain to appreciate him as a character.

  • @paddythelegend1671
    @paddythelegend1671 2 роки тому +328

    And Spongebob managed to condense his entire order in the form of a Krabby Patty that was only missing pickles. (That he technically didn't ask for. So it still had everything he wanted)

  • @coddycopeland8944
    @coddycopeland8944 4 роки тому +5625

    I imagine Spongebob doing all this, I bet he had no problem.

    • @aguy7848
      @aguy7848 4 роки тому +452

      Considering how he fed the anchovies in the pilot, yes.

    • @potatogod975
      @potatogod975 4 роки тому +172

      patrick: ill take 7

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 4 роки тому +167

      I figure he had every possible combination on the menu prepared in advance in case someone made a massive order

    • @potatogod975
      @potatogod975 4 роки тому +41

      @@SuperNovaBass73 at least at the first movie he gets promoted

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 4 роки тому +29

      Little Abra That’s because it happens after everything else in the Spongebob series

  • @Tu-Li-Oh
    @Tu-Li-Oh 4 роки тому +6592

    So, are you telling me Spongebob compressed that monstrosity into a standard looking burger?
    I guess I missed the Kitchen Training Arc

    • @burritoornot856
      @burritoornot856 3 роки тому +484

      The rest of the burger is inside the buns, don't worry

    • @raicrush
      @raicrush 3 роки тому +362

      That’s spongebob’s stand

    • @magic8ball134
      @magic8ball134 3 роки тому +448

      @@raicrush "You see Bubble Bass, my stand [O C E A N M A N] has the ability to morph any sandwich into a Krabby Patty"

    • @cts3696
      @cts3696 3 роки тому +76

      If he didn’t compress it the top would hit the top of the window thingy ans hit Spongebob on the head

    • @sougotokiwa8439
      @sougotokiwa8439 3 роки тому +37

      Spongebob Shougekipants

  • @floridahighwaypatrol7713
    @floridahighwaypatrol7713 4 роки тому +6131

    "I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style,
    extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it
    cry, burn it, and let it swim."
    Double Triple Bossy Deluxe:
    Double Triple = 6 patties, Bossy = all-beef, Deluxe = everything on it.
    On a raft:
    Toast in place of burger buns.
    4x4:
    Previous 6 patties x 4 = 24 total patties, with another 24 slices of
    cheese.
    Animal style:
    Patties cooked in mustard, 24 layers of everything.
    Extra shingles:
    Extra toast, 2 per layer, 14 total.
    With a shimmy:
    Jelly spread on toast.
    And a squeeze:
    Orange juice to drink.
    Light axle grease:
    Light butter on the toast.
    Make it cry:
    Extra onions.
    Burn it:
    Patties are well-done.
    Let it swim:
    Extra special sauce.

    • @undercover_idiot
      @undercover_idiot 4 роки тому +207

      Nice. Thanks dude. You're my comment hero of the day.

    • @yaml3655
      @yaml3655 4 роки тому +78

      Lmao u just copied the 3 year old comment from the original bubble bass order

    • @sureindubitably3771
      @sureindubitably3771 4 роки тому +61

      Sir we sell food here

    • @moneyman295
      @moneyman295 4 роки тому +30

      Animal style means something else where in from aka California the home of in-n- out which banish actually did pretty well at creating a pretty good animal style onion

    • @denisemayosky1955
      @denisemayosky1955 4 роки тому +13

      @Imight Realperson No, not toast with jelly; jelly on the burger - but only jelly from a real jellyfish!

  • @medic2847
    @medic2847 3 роки тому +56

    I like how when his words were translated, it did not mention the use of pickles. So it’s likely he wanted Spongebob to not put pickles in his burger so he can blame him easily.

    • @BlazingSteel
      @BlazingSteel Місяць тому

      But he ordered a deluxe, which means everything on the burger, lettuce, pickle, tomato, onion, and sauces.

  • @Lance4254
    @Lance4254 3 роки тому +5776

    Bubble Bass is like the guy who criticizes water because it "doesn't taste like the water in my house"

    • @mayhemical
      @mayhemical 3 роки тому +96

      so, me

    • @thehumanvacuum3413
      @thehumanvacuum3413 3 роки тому +90

      I read the last part in bubble bass's voice.

    • @ackyducc5040
      @ackyducc5040 3 роки тому +144

      Tbh That is a perfectly valid criticism

    • @spacey3024
      @spacey3024 3 роки тому +7

      @@thehumanvacuum3413 same

    • @MakoTheMano
      @MakoTheMano 3 роки тому +81

      @@ackyducc5040 its only valid if that restaurant is in the same city, otherwise you should expect a different taste to the water because they treat their water differently

  • @Cm0N.
    @Cm0N. 4 роки тому +7184

    “We serve food here sir”-
    Squidward tennis balls

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 5 років тому +4214

    I’d just like to point out that Spongebob filled this order with a single patty on a sesame seed bun.

    • @cross985
      @cross985 5 років тому +191

      I think that's his second order.

    • @unitedstates4912
      @unitedstates4912 5 років тому +705

      im pretty sure squidward denied this order and he just asked for a normal burger

    • @LoganWH8
      @LoganWH8 5 років тому +387

      tea time commenter no, Squidward said “we serve food here sir” and immediately Spongebob brought out the order.

    • @317pboqyc2c6oemvkkcwcncckykq
      @317pboqyc2c6oemvkkcwcncckykq 5 років тому +253

      That’s because Spongebob disguised the entire order as a regular patty. The entire order has been combined in a tiny patty, and the bun was just a bunch of toast formed into a bun.

    • @briankenney9528
      @briankenney9528 5 років тому +169

      That much food condensed into a single patty would cause a singularity

  • @azaram8133
    @azaram8133 2 роки тому +96

    0:13 the most underrated part of that scene is that sponge Bob already made that sandwich directly after squidward told BB off

  • @FallenSnakashi
    @FallenSnakashi 4 роки тому +3121

    Just imagine this order + Double battered fried on a stick

    • @crocketlawnchair259
      @crocketlawnchair259 4 роки тому +252

      Don’t forget the Mayo

    • @devincasebeer4459
      @devincasebeer4459 4 роки тому +152

      That would actually probably help the structure hold up.

    • @zekedia2223
      @zekedia2223 4 роки тому +87

      Imagine trying to eat that, though. You’d need to set up a support structure and eat it like a corn on the cob.

    • @devincasebeer4459
      @devincasebeer4459 4 роки тому +56

      @@zekedia2223 I don't think that would bother the guy who ordered that in the first place

    • @zekedia2223
      @zekedia2223 4 роки тому +17

      Fair enough.

  • @weirdtoknow1226
    @weirdtoknow1226 4 роки тому +5593

    When squidward said “we serve food here sir” I couldn’t stop laughing

    • @vlogsbyrow
      @vlogsbyrow 4 роки тому +20

      I didn't realize until I read this...

    • @nengyang9618
      @nengyang9618 3 роки тому +36

      "We severe food here sir."

    • @papershadow
      @papershadow 3 роки тому +133

      To this day I can't decide if the funnier interpretation is Squidward not knowing what Bubble Bass's order meant, or knowing EXACTLY what it meant

    • @sticklandaman9676
      @sticklandaman9676 3 роки тому +23

      I work in fast food and this is how we want to treat customers

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 3 роки тому +23

      @@papershadow the latter is funnier

  • @jamesfinch9987
    @jamesfinch9987 4 роки тому +1689

    3:12 Papa's burgeria players:
    *"aw yeah, its all coming together"*

    • @yourlocaldonut5247
      @yourlocaldonut5247 3 роки тому +9

      That’s pretty epic

    • @owentang546
      @owentang546 3 роки тому +26

      Speaking of that, we want Wally's order from Papa's Burgeria.

    • @bigusplatypus6235
      @bigusplatypus6235 3 роки тому +1

      @Thabelo yes, true.

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 3 роки тому +3

      @@owentang546 Actual mayo doesn't work like that. You can't stack it infinitely without creating a mountain of a burger.

    • @owentang546
      @owentang546 3 роки тому +7

      @@deleetiusproductions3497 But the order *is* a mountain of a burger.

  • @danieljones1861
    @danieljones1861 2 роки тому +180

    For the assembly section of making the sandwich, I would personally recommend using several spits (the kind used for kebabs) to add some structual integrity to the sandwich. I would add about 4 for each section, as well as 4 between each section. Of course you would have to remove them as you eat, but you can work your way down from the top.

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah, if someone with a big kitchen was making this for his friends, I can see this being the way to go about it.

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 Рік тому +3

      Bro building a sandwich like it's a skyscraper

  • @michaelzhang7098
    @michaelzhang7098 4 роки тому +336

    My absolute favorite thing about this clip is that you see Squidward just stop writing halfway through, this definitely isn’t the first time that Bubble Bass ordered something like this so he just gives up.

  • @michaelauberry1564
    @michaelauberry1564 5 років тому +2715

    RIP Stephen Hillenburg, you wonderful man. Spongebob was my childhood

  • @logandehoyos6134
    @logandehoyos6134 3 роки тому +2353

    Teacher- “no eating in class”
    *Kid in the back of class*

    • @loanedengineproductions
      @loanedengineproductions 3 роки тому +58

      lol teacher: no eating in the class
      the kid in the back: *pulls this out*
      teacher: ...

    • @n1njab0t78
      @n1njab0t78 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @warpedmine9682
      @warpedmine9682 3 роки тому +6

      @@loanedengineproductions then they are going to ask hey do you have enough for everyone and thats why when school is back im going to make it but in away that makes it easy

    • @hiddendesire3076
      @hiddendesire3076 3 роки тому +11

      @@warpedmine9682 I had one of those teachers. I just told them off by saying there is enough for those who have the money to pay for it. They tried taking it, but I coughed all over it and ate it.

    • @January1983_1
      @January1983_1 3 роки тому +3

      @@hiddendesire3076 mission passed : respect ++

  • @BroForce426
    @BroForce426 2 роки тому +13

    Man ordered one of those comically tall sandwiches Shaggy gulps down on one bite

  • @asianmoofin
    @asianmoofin 3 роки тому +912

    I feel like whenever writers ever make over the top food items in their shows, their thought processes are always, "Someone is definitely going to try this one day"

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 2 роки тому +87

      This one they did their homework, since the entire order is real, it's just in diner speak

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman 2 роки тому +12

      I thought it's the opposite - like it's so complicated - no one's going to try it - and then someone does. It's just for humor - they think.

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 років тому +7005

    _Are you feeling it now Mr. Babish?_

    • @MsZeldasaga
      @MsZeldasaga 6 років тому +16

      Veridian🤣🤣🤣

    • @summertayzon
      @summertayzon 6 років тому +14

      Maybe😶

    • @JackFroster
      @JackFroster 6 років тому +156

      ART THOU FEELING IT NOW MR BABISH

    • @kydd666
      @kydd666 6 років тому +44

      I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid

    • @PotionMaster21
      @PotionMaster21 6 років тому +24

      Veridian I’m feeling a warm spot

  • @chivechan1233
    @chivechan1233 5 років тому +4396

    *"let me guess tiny, a small salad?"*

    • @Froge4291
      @Froge4291 5 років тому +198

      Chive Chan I’ll take double triple bossy deluxe on a raft 4x4 animal style extra shingles with shimmy and a light axle grease make it cry burn it and let it swim!

    • @charliebear2048
      @charliebear2048 5 років тому +105

      @Marilyn Parrish Don't worry, I already have it-
      *GASP*
      Bubble Bass!

    • @Kenny4234
      @Kenny4234 5 років тому +100

      Charlie Bear
      *Bitch slaps squidward*
      “Squarepants...”

    • @megacrashthehedgehog5377
      @megacrashthehedgehog5377 5 років тому +42

      @@Kenny4234 I hear talk you make a mean Krabby Patty.

    • @kingofspray7096
      @kingofspray7096 5 років тому +42

      Yea I also heard your... kinda picky

  • @PIZZAloverNUMBERS
    @PIZZAloverNUMBERS Рік тому +13

    "I'll take a double triple balty deluxe, on a raft, 4 by 4, animial style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze. Light axil grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."

  • @cliffdaddy126
    @cliffdaddy126 4 роки тому +3365

    HE'S BEEN HIDING THE PICKLES UNDER HIS TONGUE THE WHOLE TIME!
    AND THERE'S THE PICKLES FROM LAST TIME!
    AND THERE'S MY CAR KEYS!
    AND.......There's my ride!

    • @Bubbabob145
      @Bubbabob145 4 роки тому +152

      When you think about it, having the pickles from last time still under his tongue is just nasty.

    • @khhnator
      @khhnator 4 роки тому +102

      @@Bubbabob145 you need to think about it?

    • @ejfunny
      @ejfunny 4 роки тому +30

      Lol so was his ride the car he stole

    • @aguy7848
      @aguy7848 4 роки тому +54

      *runs away wheezing at the top of his lungs*

    • @defunctaccount9803
      @defunctaccount9803 4 роки тому +1

      @@khhnator yes, or else you're FIRED!

  • @theofficialdoncheadleyoutu1616
    @theofficialdoncheadleyoutu1616 6 років тому +25256

    "We serve food here sir"

    • @EdgardoSalas
      @EdgardoSalas 6 років тому +828

      Gets me every time, haha.

    • @nicholastremoulis1757
      @nicholastremoulis1757 6 років тому +265

      I see a loyal member of the shad army.

    • @Fudgeey
      @Fudgeey 6 років тому +557

      Squidward is the true star of Spongebob Squarepants.

    • @maymay5600
      @maymay5600 6 років тому +284

      "a salad for you tubby?"

    • @robertc9620
      @robertc9620 6 років тому +23

      Sry lol I copied you without knowing

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +7653

    If Bubble Bass says that Andrew forgot the Kosher salt, he would be as devastated as SpongeBob was when he thought he forgot the pickles.

    • @chinaboyliu2712
      @chinaboyliu2712 3 роки тому +67

      I see you literally everywhere, atleast this time you're really late

    • @yg6484
      @yg6484 3 роки тому +18

      Aye it’s you!

    • @roven_5530
      @roven_5530 3 роки тому +16

      What took you so long

    • @Logan-em7jo
      @Logan-em7jo 3 роки тому +7

      you're literally everywhere

    • @joelhoon1707
      @joelhoon1707 3 роки тому +3

      Pickles

  • @weebandgaminginc.7593
    @weebandgaminginc.7593 2 роки тому +30

    It’s amazing how this guy translates this bass’ order that sounds like an ancient Atlantic quadratic formula

  • @achmadnouvall3667
    @achmadnouvall3667 4 роки тому +1572

    "we serve food here sir"
    -squidward torttelinni

    • @lollol-ss7kh
      @lollol-ss7kh 4 роки тому +117

      Its squidward tennisball btw

    • @whatever5059
      @whatever5059 4 роки тому +89

      @@lollol-ss7kh No, it's Squidward Tentpoles.

    • @il-dottore
      @il-dottore 4 роки тому +50

      @@whatever5059 It's Squidward Tennessee, have you even watched the show?

    • @tomasfong40
      @tomasfong40 4 роки тому +15

      Im pretty sure is calamardo actually

    • @birdbananas5932
      @birdbananas5932 4 роки тому +26

      Squidward carpanini

  • @TheNoseyProductions
    @TheNoseyProductions 6 років тому +1589

    How am I suppose to eat this without my drink!??

  • @emmaaquino377
    @emmaaquino377 5 років тому +1901

    **aggressively shoves glasses back up nose**
    bUrn iT AnD LeT IT sWiM

    • @flameflareonog
      @flameflareonog 5 років тому +41

      We serve food here,sir.

    • @bltfireburstAU
      @bltfireburstAU 5 років тому +18

      LET IT SHWIMM

    • @Fay-or3yo
      @Fay-or3yo 5 років тому +12

      Let it SHWEIGHMMMM

    • @useless8303
      @useless8303 5 років тому +2

      What does let it swim mean for the burger

    • @qwilliams1539
      @qwilliams1539 5 років тому +8

      "Let it swim" is the fish themed version of "Let it walk," which translates to "to go."

  • @brianwalters7855
    @brianwalters7855 2 роки тому +61

    I like the name of it. The Bubble Bass Burger. Very catchy and fun to say. I think that should be a real thing.

  • @leeroyjenkem3471
    @leeroyjenkem3471 5 років тому +1847

    And if someone says you didn't add pickles. Just pull their tongue out and see if they're hiding any pickles down there.

  • @couragew6260
    @couragew6260 4 роки тому +590

    Remember when Squidward called a krabby patty “a heart attack on a bun.”
    I believe Bubble Bass’ order is an actual heart attack on a bun. Dear GOD! That’s enough food for my whole family and left overs for my relatives. (Me, 5 siblings, parents) + (relatives)

    • @crystalpyr0997
      @crystalpyr0997 4 роки тому +7

      A gun itself is a heart attack

    • @couragew6260
      @couragew6260 4 роки тому +1

      peyton the undertale lover
      Damn autocorrect

    • @crystalpyr0997
      @crystalpyr0997 4 роки тому

      Wow

    • @andrewbrooks7122
      @andrewbrooks7122 4 роки тому +22

      If squidward called a regular krabby patty a heart attack on a bun then this is immediate DEATH outright

    • @artlessauthorite
      @artlessauthorite 4 роки тому +6

      But it's not on a bun, it's on texas toast. Weren't you paying attention?

  • @shane9245
    @shane9245 6 років тому +1268

    Bubble bass Vs. Big Smoke: Dawn of Justice.
    *Coming to theaters soon*

    • @afrozabegum8792
      @afrozabegum8792 6 років тому +52

      Can't wait for Bubble Bass vs Big Smoke: Infinity War, man. I heard Spongebob forgot the pickles and doomed everyone. The Where's my drink guy *really* pulled the whole film together in the first movie so I hope he makes a cameo in the next one.

    • @Sorrelhas
      @Sorrelhas 6 років тому +27

      Bubble Bass and the Infinity Pickles

    • @thepoet9253
      @thepoet9253 5 років тому +4

      Legends

    • @richie_23
      @richie_23 5 років тому +3

      TeamBigSmoke

    • @kingofthebacontreee
      @kingofthebacontreee 5 років тому +11

      @@afrozabegum8792 Mr. Krabs... I don't feel so good

  • @zombieguy4444
    @zombieguy4444 Рік тому +18

    I love how whoever wrote Bubble Bass’s lines decided to actually use fast food lingo

  • @katchereye
    @katchereye 4 роки тому +2129

    You forgot the part where he says “and a squeeze” which is orange juice.

    • @dr.insaneoiv
      @dr.insaneoiv 3 роки тому +135

      he was tired give him a rest...

    • @mahmoudshawkat3500
      @mahmoudshawkat3500 3 роки тому +118

      i remember him saying "let it swim" which means extra mayo, but there wasnt any

    • @ayeeyee9634
      @ayeeyee9634 3 роки тому +32

      Orange juice on a burger 🙃

    • @patjaoable
      @patjaoable 3 роки тому +46

      "And a squeeze" means extra special sauce

    • @gomi5469
      @gomi5469 3 роки тому +68

      "Let it swim" is the sea version of "Let it walk" meaning "to go"

  • @mothmallow
    @mothmallow 6 років тому +647

    Just discovered your channel recently and my husband and I love it! Normally he hates cooking, but you've inspired him and he actually made a really nice dinner the other night. While he was cooking he narrated it like you do. ;) Thanks for the great content!

    • @nikshazana
      @nikshazana 6 років тому +34

      thats so cute

    • @mr.cranker8086
      @mr.cranker8086 6 років тому +10

      Teresa LeVasseur that's very cute. Hope he continues it! :3

    • @MrBuggLand
      @MrBuggLand 6 років тому +2

      Cool but there is no way he narrated it like Babi do ^_^

    • @kfcadvocate7583
      @kfcadvocate7583 6 років тому

      Brandon Tilmes i second the notion.
      ps. please no

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile 6 років тому +4

      What did he make?

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 років тому +1046

    Little did you know Babish forgot how to cook for the past 4 days and was driven to madness to make this video

    • @LainaE76
      @LainaE76 6 років тому

      Veridian has

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 5 років тому +7

      But at least he remembered the pickles.

  • @hurricanejaney
    @hurricanejaney Рік тому +20

    “with a shimmy” means jam on the toast, which i always interpreted as fruit jelly. i appreciate that you mercifully made an onion jam instead lol

  • @mattnguyen766
    @mattnguyen766 6 років тому +263

    I love how squidward stops writing in the middle of Bubble Bass’s order

  • @MichaelBurling13
    @MichaelBurling13 4 роки тому +729

    4:20 the face you make when you’re absolutely shithoused and your roommate catches you eating shredded cheese out of the bag

  • @googly4038
    @googly4038 5 років тому +2240

    But, did you forget his drink.

    • @electricguy9939
      @electricguy9939 5 років тому +9

      Lol

    • @flameflareonog
      @flameflareonog 5 років тому +201

      His diet Dr.Kelp?

    • @Dylan-Frost
      @Dylan-Frost 5 років тому +194

      *MY DIET DR KELP?! DONT TELL ME YOU FORGOT MY DRINK*

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 5 років тому +46

      CHOCOLAAAAAATE!

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 5 років тому +32

      "With a Squeeze" means a glass of orange juice.

  • @akumaouja4062
    @akumaouja4062 2 роки тому +21

    The trick for a multi-tier pattymelt is to divide your cheese between the various patties to kind of glue them together, helps a lot.

  • @snowy2242
    @snowy2242 4 роки тому +452

    “We serve food here sir” one of the most memorable line of my early spongebob childhood

  • @inapprehensible
    @inapprehensible 4 роки тому +566

    "Let me guess tiny, a small salad?"

  • @lisafenixx
    @lisafenixx 6 років тому +849

    ..AND LET IT, SCHWIM.. now you just have to make a "uhh roast beef, some chicken, a pizza....."

  • @cordingdesert9566
    @cordingdesert9566 2 роки тому +13

    Seeing his order in real life makes me understand squidwards response a lot more now.

  • @SauceStache
    @SauceStache 6 років тому +483

    I bet your neighbors are loving that amazing onion smell from the 5 lbs of onions on that griddle hahaha! LOVE IT

    • @SauceStache
      @SauceStache 6 років тому +7

      Congrats on the New Kitchen Babby!! Already love it... since you know how much I like peg board ;)

    • @YourBlackLocal
      @YourBlackLocal 6 років тому +13

      Am I the only one that thinks cooked onions smell pretty great?

    • @RabidDogma
      @RabidDogma 6 років тому +3

      I'd love that. Cooked/grilled onions are a great smell.

    • @Brainhorn
      @Brainhorn 6 років тому +8

      Cinema Gaming
      Yes. You are the ONLY one. Out of the 7 BILLION people on this earth, you are the ONLY one who likes it.

    • @the_waterlemon5296
      @the_waterlemon5296 6 років тому +1

      best. smell. ever.

  • @enriqueluna-doublebassista78
    @enriqueluna-doublebassista78 5 років тому +1091

    Squidward: We serve FOOD here sir.
    Binging with Babish: *I'm about to end this squid's whole career*

    • @michaelbreckshot6589
      @michaelbreckshot6589 5 років тому +7

      Or basically anyone who knows what the secret fast food language is

    • @papershadow
      @papershadow 5 років тому +28

      To this day I can't tell if the joke was Squidward not getting the lingo, or if he DOES get the lingo and just thinks the described burger is inedible.

    • @alienxotic5028
      @alienxotic5028 5 років тому +3

      @@papershadow both

    • @noorazraq2245
      @noorazraq2245 5 років тому

      Enrique Luna - Double Bassist and More He’s actually an octopus.

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 5 років тому +1

      papershadow69 i think it’s more likely to be the former but the joke still works either way and in my opinion is a bit funnier as the latter!

  • @crazykay9422
    @crazykay9422 3 роки тому +215

    I love how as kids it sounded like he was saying absolute nonsense but ya later learn everything he said actually means something and is a, ridiculous, but actual order

  • @KentaTheGreat1
    @KentaTheGreat1 Рік тому +14

    As kids we are SpongeBob, but as we get older, we are Squidward with that "we serve FOOD here sir"

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose 6 років тому +251

    Finally, someone accurately describes how long it really takes to caramelize onions-a real long goddamn time.

    • @jasonhodgin1792
      @jasonhodgin1792 5 років тому +3

      To be fair, that was also a fuckton of onions.

    • @jasonkelly1692
      @jasonkelly1692 5 років тому +13

      Yeah, I always get annoyed with cooking game shows when you have chefs saying they're "carmellizing onions" when they're actually just browning and grilling the onions.

    • @stanleydrones
      @stanleydrones 5 років тому

      @@jasonhodgin1792 the amount doesn't matter. One single slice of onion still takes a long time to caramelize perfectly.

  • @fyrem9718
    @fyrem9718 4 роки тому +290

    The sheer determination that went into this burger is terrifying

  • @Ponera-Sama
    @Ponera-Sama 4 роки тому +1377

    You should make pizza stuffed inside a turkey, the whole thing deep-fried and dipped in chocolate, from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

    • @yaylife171
      @yaylife171 4 роки тому +339

      I felt my arteries harden just from reading this comment.

    • @WorrizEcko
      @WorrizEcko 4 роки тому +146

      It’s me the mayor

    • @TheBonneter
      @TheBonneter 4 роки тому +23

      @@yaylife171 you mildly disappoint me

    • @damb1858
      @damb1858 3 роки тому +79

      "Blah blah blah ah blah Bigger"

    • @isaaclee2084
      @isaaclee2084 3 роки тому +81

      @@WorrizEcko oh you look different, did you get a haircut?

  • @sitisarah826
    @sitisarah826 Рік тому +17

    0:11 we sell food here..

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 6 років тому +473

    The only reason that Bubble Bass's second order is less well known is because the people that have fond memories of his original appearance in _Pickles_ stopped watching Spongebob into it's eighth (?) season when Bubble Bass reappeared.

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane 6 років тому +81

      Well not only that but his first order has a certain charm because it's all gibberish to your average person.
      His second order anyone can understand... except maybe the unique cheese.

    • @cosmicjenny4508
      @cosmicjenny4508 6 років тому +55

      +GeneralCane Well, yeah, of course. This one's much funnier. I just love how Squidward just stops writing it down when he mentions "animal style", and how Spongebob, "got it already".

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 6 років тому +4

      Fuck season 8.

    • @chucklesspeedrunning6983
      @chucklesspeedrunning6983 5 років тому

      Season 9

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 5 років тому +5

      @@chucklesspeedrunning6983 Fuck season 9 too.

  • @nataliealfera7225
    @nataliealfera7225 6 років тому +4747

    Is mayonnaise an instrument

    • @tefras14
      @tefras14 6 років тому +93

      Yes Natalie, mayonnaise is indeed an instrument!

    • @shashankappala
      @shashankappala 6 років тому +67

      Is horse radish an instrument?

    • @lordblack998
      @lordblack998 6 років тому +52

      Da! Mayonez is #1 Slav instrument!

    • @xientau9028
      @xientau9028 6 років тому +7

      Shashank Appala Only in Wehzmaghettistan, I'm afraid.
      Otherwise, it's one of them whachamacallit, has a name like those things you put on your privates... Condominium? Corridor? Conman? Cornstarch?

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt 6 років тому +11

      Absolutely, anything that you can play all Star on is an instrument.

  • @ChadMojito
    @ChadMojito 6 років тому +1422

    This new episode of Epic Meal Time is pretty nice

    • @thesexybatman263
      @thesexybatman263 6 років тому +48

      Mojito There's not enough bacon nor Jack Daniels involved. Also, no MuscleGlasses.

    • @ChadMojito
      @ChadMojito 6 років тому +22

      I'm sure there was plenty of JD's involved off-camera

    • @PhantomBladesXI
      @PhantomBladesXI 6 років тому +8

      Funny you say that I was just thinking how Epic Meal Time are more about making huge foods and huge messes and eating disgustingly (which ya know, it's not a bad thing) while BWB is more about making food disgusting food and make it more cleanly and eats it off frame or off camera.

    • @amoodyman1692
      @amoodyman1692 6 років тому +2

      How high were you last night?

    • @ryanoat
      @ryanoat 6 років тому +5

      6'4"

  • @MichaelJ-e4m
    @MichaelJ-e4m 2 місяці тому +6

    3:58 caseoh's light snack

  • @squidleystudios277
    @squidleystudios277 6 років тому +68

    Anyone else keep going back just for the part where Squidward says "We serve food here, sir"? One of my favorite moments in the whole show.

  • @arbiter-
    @arbiter- 6 років тому +262

    Yes! He actually did it, the absolute madman.

    • @CyberneticHusky
      @CyberneticHusky 6 років тому +3

      Arbiter91 hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @RealityRogue
      @RealityRogue 6 років тому +5

      Absolute mad lad

    • @bakakagaku
      @bakakagaku 6 років тому +3

      Reality Rogue
      In awe of the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

  • @nataliealfera7225
    @nataliealfera7225 6 років тому +362

    New kitchen looks professional af

  • @exoticbutters2781
    @exoticbutters2781 2 роки тому +51

    For those who didn't get the cheese request at 4:43, he is asking for a finely aged Gouda cheese. Gouda originated in the town of Gouda in The Netherlands and the proper pronunciation is "how-da". It still a bit funny how he says it but they are paying respects to the Dutch culture by saying it the correct way. So next time you see Gouda cheese, remember that its "Howda" and not "Gooda".

    • @devin_97
      @devin_97 Рік тому +1

      Wanted to comment this! It is pronounced howda

    • @attackoramic8361
      @attackoramic8361 Рік тому +1

      dont blame others who pronounce it gouda, blame the english language

    • @michakoniecpolski5677
      @michakoniecpolski5677 9 місяців тому

      Its gouda

    • @Schattenfaust2
      @Schattenfaust2 8 місяців тому +1

      gouda you do?

    • @megimargareth4015
      @megimargareth4015 6 місяців тому

      ​@@attackoramic8361 me with southeast asian tounge : go-wu-da 😏😏😏

  • @alexnobody1
    @alexnobody1 5 років тому +153

    It's a good thing you're not a mechanical engineer. Something tells me you'd be crazy enough to try and make a hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive. o_o

    • @b0c4
      @b0c4 4 роки тому +6

      Check out Michael Reeves

  • @lunhing5308
    @lunhing5308 6 років тому +4334

    MY LEG

    • @davidblack7184
      @davidblack7184 6 років тому +12

      Lun Hing he knows 😎

    • @skrrtzamboni
      @skrrtzamboni 6 років тому +71

      HOOPLA

    • @clearmind89
      @clearmind89 6 років тому +44

      CHOCOLATE!!!!

    • @jmelara324
      @jmelara324 6 років тому +37

      who else read it in the voice

    • @ItsBrody
      @ItsBrody 6 років тому +22

      I want "my Leg" to replace the willhelm scream

  • @jamespersinger4272
    @jamespersinger4272 3 роки тому +77

    I did the calculations with the calories, converting it to british thermal units. I found out that this order is equal to a liter of gasoline. Yep.

    • @caramowol
      @caramowol 2 роки тому +11

      Lol I should cut down on the gasoline

    • @anthonykwasigroh9819
      @anthonykwasigroh9819 2 роки тому +1

      @@caramowol what

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman 2 роки тому +3

      that's because it's bubble bass's only meal for the next month - until he gets hungry again to mooch off free food - just enough fuel to run around to the next place that isn't aware of him.

  • @Cyber_Horse_Studios87
    @Cyber_Horse_Studios87 2 роки тому +32

    What’s interesting is that the SpongeBob channel actually talks about this patty melt and while it’s similar, they actually say that some of the ingredients are a bit different,

  • @epiccrusher2007
    @epiccrusher2007 5 років тому +89

    "That thing is a heart attack on a bun"
    - Squidward

    • @warjdani
      @warjdani 5 років тому +11

      But its good for your soul.

    • @bromoment5183
      @bromoment5183 5 років тому +1

      @@warjdani *heart attack grill has entered the chat*

  • @MasterOfBepis
    @MasterOfBepis 6 років тому +365

    YOU GOTTA USE A GIANT WOODEN SKEWER TO KEEP IT ALL TOGETHER AND UPRIGHT THIS IS KITCHEN 101 BABBY COME ON

    • @Nocturne22
      @Nocturne22 6 років тому +56

      the fuck is he gonna get a 3 foot skewer

    • @tjrizvi251
      @tjrizvi251 6 років тому +27

      Nocturne22 stick for roasting marshmallows

    • @ewanwilson1974
      @ewanwilson1974 6 років тому +12

      Nocturne22 you can but small diameter dowel rods from the hardware store.

    • @tjrizvi251
      @tjrizvi251 6 років тому +4

      Ewan Wilson I feel like those may splinter

    • @pulseweld
      @pulseweld 6 років тому +2

      or be really hipster and use a steak knife instead of wood skewers

  • @NewgirlNola
    @NewgirlNola 4 роки тому +98

    “I would like my patties becheesed” is definitely going on my list of favorite phrases

    • @typo1345
      @typo1345 9 місяців тому

      honestly, thats going onto my list of "new phrases adopted from tv/games" joining "Food museum" for the refrigerator (from Papyrus in Undertale)

  • @sophisticatedmoai9740
    @sophisticatedmoai9740 2 роки тому +3

    “Wait a second, IT ACTUALLY HAS PICKLES?!”
    *_”Well well well, how the turn tables.”_*

  • @fistofjustice13
    @fistofjustice13 4 роки тому +421

    SpongeBob did it less than 5 seconds, he's just the better fry cook.

    • @SilhouetteJudas
      @SilhouetteJudas 3 роки тому +25

      He also made 12 Krabby Patties in like 15 seconds

    • @hunterXhamster
      @hunterXhamster 3 роки тому +7

      @@SilhouetteJudas and dont fofget the anchovies episode

    • @BreadOnInternet
      @BreadOnInternet 3 роки тому +2

      @@hunterXhamster or the second movie

  • @vsaucenou323
    @vsaucenou323 4 роки тому +244

    4:36
    She just walks away, she knows how outrageously long the order is.

    • @DraconaiAuracto
      @DraconaiAuracto 2 роки тому +13

      Actually, if you pay attention to right befofe she leaves, he leans forward and she gets an eyeful of his "bubble bass". Given the disgusted look on her face, I think she just lost her appetite.

  • @littlefluffy2579
    @littlefluffy2579 5 років тому +776

    *_"RRRRRREV UP THOSE FRIERS!"_*

    • @notcool2594
      @notcool2594 5 років тому +61

      Skunk the Fluffy
      Help! Help!
      MY LEG!

    • @TheRoomforImprovement
      @TheRoomforImprovement 5 років тому +43

      Not cool Can’t you see we’re closed?!?

    • @Omnipresentponi
      @Omnipresentponi 5 років тому +22

      Rev up those friers cause i am sure hungry for one- Help! Help! My leg!

    • @Asdayasman
      @Asdayasman 5 років тому +2

      REV UP THOSE PS3S

    • @NuclearDarkvoid
      @NuclearDarkvoid 5 років тому +5

      *_REV UP THOSE FUCKING FRYERS_*

  • @TheBerryVids420
    @TheBerryVids420 2 роки тому +7

    From the thumbnail alone, I can see why Squidward responded with "we sell food here, sir"

  • @byrdistheword91
    @byrdistheword91 3 роки тому +204

    "Bubble Bass wants it with light butter"
    Well, good to see him being so conscious of his health!

    • @chasevaccaro8468
      @chasevaccaro8468 2 роки тому +1

      remember, he orders 24 patties, animal style, with cheese, and 2 layers of shingles per "bun".

    • @gaycoffeeaddict
      @gaycoffeeaddict 2 роки тому +5

      @@chasevaccaro8468 you missed the joke a bit there, pal

  • @Mkewizkid
    @Mkewizkid 4 роки тому +465

    “We need a whole lot of onions. We need 8 onions”
    Mark and Ethan:”hold my onion”

    • @juanluis21monsanto98
      @juanluis21monsanto98 4 роки тому +25

      UNUS. ANNUS. *UNUS. ANNUS.*

    • @connoriguessyt
      @connoriguessyt 4 роки тому +14

      "it's just onion and water" - Ethan

    • @PepsiJCrazyfcker
      @PepsiJCrazyfcker 4 роки тому +1

      GODDAMNIT MARKIMOO

    • @chucke.cheesesmichiganprod1254
      @chucke.cheesesmichiganprod1254 4 роки тому +4

      “Ogres are like onions.
      They stink?
      Yes. No!
      Onions make you cry?
      No!
      Oh, I know, you leave them out in the sun and they start growing those little white hairs.
      No! Layers! Onions have layers, ogres have layers, onions have layers, ogres have layers, you get it, we both have layers!”
      -Shrek and Donkey 2001

    • @ok-oj4my
      @ok-oj4my 3 роки тому

      @@theaccountantbehindtheslau3959 What episode

  • @jordangroff8978
    @jordangroff8978 6 років тому +952

    Lemme guess Tiny, a small salad?!

    • @Calzonuda
      @Calzonuda 6 років тому +4

      Jordan Groff 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ScootyPuffJrSux
      @ScootyPuffJrSux 6 років тому +7

      Pusheen Cat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Calzonuda
      @Calzonuda 6 років тому +8

      Limited Edition Autism😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @caprisun6552
      @caprisun6552 6 років тому +51

      I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim.

    • @youngstargamingandvlogs4774
      @youngstargamingandvlogs4774 6 років тому +41

      John Laurens
      We serve food here sir.

  • @epsilonlove9867
    @epsilonlove9867 2 роки тому +8

    SOMEONE ACTUALLY UNDERSTOOD THAT..
    IM MORE SHOCKED THAT WHAT HE SAID IS ACTUAL WORDS...

  • @dutchvanderlinde1012
    @dutchvanderlinde1012 4 роки тому +2101

    Americans be like: I’ll have a Diet Coke with that

    • @blank6477
      @blank6477 4 роки тому +165

      Helth

    • @Hobo_Joe.
      @Hobo_Joe. 4 роки тому +33

      @@ericbennett376 calm down. We dont care what soda you like. It's just a joke

    • @zaxtonhong3958
      @zaxtonhong3958 4 роки тому +36

      Eric Bennett
      Calm down, alright? Do you know how bad Pepsi is for you? Gotta get the diet stuff.

    • @Hobo_Joe.
      @Hobo_Joe. 4 роки тому +22

      @@ericbennett376 dang. You are only playing into what we think of you. Being immature

    • @andrewpenn1145
      @andrewpenn1145 4 роки тому +21

      We DO love our burgers and coke.

  • @tpfrecoil2837
    @tpfrecoil2837 4 роки тому +991

    Bubble Bass seems like someone who would complain about the friend-zone.

    • @Corvus_Corax_2004
      @Corvus_Corax_2004 3 роки тому +131

      Bubble Bass is a redditor

    • @Alan-xg4yr
      @Alan-xg4yr 3 роки тому +106

      @@Corvus_Corax_2004 and a discord mod

    • @jacobg5122
      @jacobg5122 3 роки тому +70

      "They don't treat you like a friend. They treat you like an *item* "

    • @jaden_bricker
      @jaden_bricker 3 роки тому +64

      @@Corvus_Corax_2004 Bubble Bass stenches of 4chan and you know it

    • @saviorofseals5111
      @saviorofseals5111 3 роки тому +19

      @@jaden_bricker yeah, I guess I can see him on /ck/

  • @ajduong
    @ajduong 4 роки тому +254

    Screw the complicated burger; I want to know how you got your hands on the secret formula!

    • @therubypenguin8042
      @therubypenguin8042 3 роки тому +44

      He used logic to come to the conclusion that there's no formula and that Mr.Krabs is too cheap to acually get secret ingredients.

    • @pwansy7831
      @pwansy7831 3 роки тому +11

      Yo it smell like plankton in here!

    • @Blarghsauro
      @Blarghsauro 3 роки тому +18

      @@therubypenguin8042 the formula is also the insane amount of propaganda that Mr.Krabs do

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones 2 роки тому +2

      Honestly, I think the you can find the formula on the Spongebob website

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 Рік тому +1

      I just want to know how they grow potatoes underwater

  • @shikulli
    @shikulli Рік тому +3

    I just found this but dang this guy fully explains everything, followed by a comparison that furthers the point