Battle for Bardcon | Oxventure D&D | Live Special March 2022

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  • The braveish heroes find themselves at a bard convention. Join us for the first Oxventure D&D session of 2022, streaming live and not pre-recorded on Wednesday 9 March! Also, did you know you can win an Oxventure D&D experience on a private island? For details and to enter Comic Relief's charity prize draw, visit: tinyurl.com/ox...
    Originally Published: March 9 2022
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  • @caseybaker7935
    @caseybaker7935 Рік тому +114

    Mentioned this on the original upload, but I love how this episode has an implication that the different languages in Geth are just different accents and slang that are inexplicably indecipherable to people who don't speak those languages

    • @irimac1806
      @irimac1806 Рік тому +8

      reminds me of england, ireland or scottland xD

    • @PresidentGravy
      @PresidentGravy Рік тому

      @@irimac1806 maybe to a deaf person

    • @irimac1806
      @irimac1806 Рік тому +2

      @@PresidentGravy huh? May I ask what you implied?

    • @nobodyfamousX
      @nobodyfamousX Рік тому +3

      ​@@irimac1806in America sometimes when they show people who live in the Louisiana bayou areas on reality TV they give them subtitles because the rest of the country literally can't understand them.

    • @cosmic_poet7326
      @cosmic_poet7326 8 місяців тому +5

      Despite being a small country Switzerland has wildly differing dialects. If you’re from Zürich (The North-West) You‘ll have difficulty with people from Bern (Central Switzerland) and it’ll be virtually impossible to to understand those from the Valais. (To the South-West, most of them actually speak French but even if you know French or they know German it‘ll be hard.

  • @DrDragonRoller
    @DrDragonRoller Рік тому +72

    Romance hero swashbuckler Corazon taking on the battalion of spurned lovers was absolute GOLD

  • @TheirisaGod
    @TheirisaGod Рік тому +25

    Corazon: Takes the spurned lovers and encourages a speed-dating event, helping them take the first step in moving past why they hate bards. Egbert: inspires the angry former barkeeps into making a small fortune. Prudence: gives the unemployed guards something to fight (and probably die fighting, but semantics). Dob: Goes to the group of normal people picked up by adventurers and then abandoned after one quest and does more or less the exact same thing to them.

  • @lunaangeleclipse9745
    @lunaangeleclipse9745 9 місяців тому +19

    Katie furiously unscrewing her pearl head to stare indignantly at the oxventurers was an excellent bit of acting on Johnny's part

  • @g.t.vanmiddendorp7985
    @g.t.vanmiddendorp7985 Рік тому +42

    "NNNINE GOLD PIECES?!" is my fave quote here XD

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 Рік тому +4

      My favourite is when Prudence says, "As soon as I am 250 feet out, I nail two of them with an Eldritch Spear."

  • @EthanMiguelScott
    @EthanMiguelScott Рік тому +19

    Wow, "meat discs inside of a doughy pillow" is a FANTASTIC callback.

  • @boomstick2503
    @boomstick2503 Рік тому +67

    I swear I love prudence...I walk exactly 250 feet away and nail two with a eldrich spear😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SolaScientia
    @SolaScientia Рік тому +41

    I'm loving all their plans. I love Corazon with the speed dating plan, but then came Egbert with the extortionate prices plan and I absolutely love it. Egbert being peaceful with his solution is some both surprising and also not surprising. I fully thought Prudence was starting a massive fight and I did let out an "oh sh*t" when she summoned a greater demon. It does make sense that she wouldn't try to fight them all even with a Shadow Demon. I also love Dob's speech and method for inspiring his group to run off to a non-existent dragon hoard. I'm proud of the 4 of them for using mostly non-violent means for resolving the issue.

  • @jeffersonmetzen9866
    @jeffersonmetzen9866 Рік тому +100

    You know what I realized 95% of DND games are just Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

    • @skunkjumper1
      @skunkjumper1 Рік тому +22

      Or more accurately, Monty Python and the holy grail was just a dnd game

    • @aramanon
      @aramanon Рік тому +12

      Cheese it is almost as legendary as "RUN AWAY!"

    • @crystalsilence2559
      @crystalsilence2559 Рік тому

      @@aramanon Well, they are basically the same thing. "CHEESE IT!" just has one less syllable. The only thing shorter would just be to shout "RUN!"

    • @Xenophaige_reads
      @Xenophaige_reads 11 місяців тому

      Only 95%

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams 10 місяців тому

      @@Xenophaige_readsthe last 5% are Lord of the Rings.

  • @BogeyTheBear
    @BogeyTheBear Рік тому +40

    1:37:55 "So anyway, I just started blasting..."

  • @merissaj4518
    @merissaj4518 Рік тому +34

    Johnny's NPC naming in fine form. I take my hat off to them.

  • @brendanhart517
    @brendanhart517 Рік тому +32

    Yay Prudence used her greater demon spell...properly. This episode is great Corazon charms the lovers, Egbert emplys 100 barmen and Prudence goes murdering, i love it

  • @FictionWriter95
    @FictionWriter95 Рік тому +20

    Okay but "This is the Way in Which (Thou Recallest to My Mind)" is exactly the kind of needlessly verbose, redundant nonsense that has a direct line to my funnybone

  • @emilygoodman6779
    @emilygoodman6779 Рік тому +12

    They should call Corazon's music "Geth Metal"

  • @bloodywolf9317
    @bloodywolf9317 Рік тому +62

    Starts at 2:42
    Getting into character at 6:00

  • @Albatross0913
    @Albatross0913 Рік тому +9

    i just happened to look at the post date and had a mini internal crisis trying to piece together how this happened a month ago. took me a minute to remember this is a reupload, i was freaking out.

  • @SirStanleytheStumbler
    @SirStanleytheStumbler Рік тому +13

    I have to Egbert credit where it is due as someone who has gone in without out a plan several times this one worked wonderfully.

  • @PrinceFerocity
    @PrinceFerocity 4 місяці тому +2

    Hahaha. The Half-Gnome is the grandaughter of the first villain. World Building done right!

  • @sometimesoccasionallyme7834
    @sometimesoccasionallyme7834 7 місяців тому +2

    The combined charisma of this party is insane. Love it.

  • @claretravels783
    @claretravels783 Рік тому +27

    This is perhaps my fourth re-watch of this episode and I only JUST got the Nickleback reference 🤦🏻‍♀ I'm so disappointed in myself

    • @kirolv4324
      @kirolv4324 Рік тому +5

      No need to feel bad, I wouldn't have gotten it without this comment :V

    • @buttonbrain
      @buttonbrain Рік тому +1

      Same here 😂 only got it from the song name

    • @drymice500
      @drymice500 7 місяців тому

      Thank you! I spent a solid 5 min on google before resorting to the comments looking for someone to point out the obvious to me. 😂

  • @happykiller14
    @happykiller14 Рік тому +20

    Haven't seen the wedding episode yet. Who else is betting Katie Pearlhead's giving Dob a love potion

    • @nobodyfamousX
      @nobodyfamousX Рік тому

      I haven't either. I was way behind and I'm working on catching up.
      They already did detect magic in a previous episode. Would a potion not show up?

    • @pinkcowqueen
      @pinkcowqueen Рік тому

      @@nobodyfamousX No spoilers because I have seen the wedding episode, but I believe that they were unable to cast detect magic due to Prudence losing her magic. However, Merilwen did cast Dispel Magic and nothing happened

    • @lock376
      @lock376 8 місяців тому

      Nope Dobs just stupid

  • @davidcheatham5828
    @davidcheatham5828 Рік тому +5

    I have decided that bards actually are lawful, it's just their only law is 'Do not stop drum circles'.

  • @pmonday
    @pmonday Рік тому +3

    Johnny's Nickelback joke was really excellent.

  • @aearon
    @aearon Рік тому +25

    Original Air Date: Mar 9, 2022

  • @AgentGold007
    @AgentGold007 Рік тому +4

    I wish hengist was mentioned because they picked him up for 1 adventure then left and bob

  • @victoryv3539
    @victoryv3539 Рік тому +7

    Wait, so is the implication that Katie poisoned Merilwen so she could take her place at Bardcon? 😅

  • @zedarkenigma
    @zedarkenigma Рік тому +7

    It starts at 2:44

  • @MikeSchinlaub
    @MikeSchinlaub 6 місяців тому +1

    When Chadsworth Croaker started freaking out from the heat metal bit, my first thought was that it was gonna be a Total Recall reference, "Come on Cohagen, give these people air!". Since that bit, I was trying to figure out the Schwarzenegger references every time he showed up.

  • @quelanathecrow
    @quelanathecrow Рік тому +2

    Radgar the dragonslayer (or is it tamer) slays me every time ^.^ Thanks for all the great oxventures!!

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 6 місяців тому +2

      Sounds like something a dragon would say...

  • @zacharysmith4856
    @zacharysmith4856 Рік тому +8

    Bob did come back as a villain!😳

    • @echoofangels1
      @echoofangels1 Рік тому

      I forgot who Bob was, help!

    • @zacharysmith4856
      @zacharysmith4856 Рік тому +4

      @@echoofangels1 Help has arrived! Bob was an NPC that the characters took on a dungeon dive at the end of season 2 or beginning of season 3 and then abandoned to start another adventure. He was there for maybe a couple of episodes… and one of the five mentioned this was his villain origin story. 😎

  • @FictionWriter95
    @FictionWriter95 Рік тому +12

    26:49
    Did Luke base "Corazon, O Corazon" on an existing song, *or did Andy learn the chords to the song about his own DND character*

    • @pinkcowqueen
      @pinkcowqueen Рік тому +12

      I think Andy wrote it

    • @pmonday
      @pmonday Рік тому +3

      ​@@pinkcowqueenThis is correct.

    • @crystalsilence2559
      @crystalsilence2559 Рік тому +1

      Indeed Andy wrote the lyrics, and Luke took a moment to compose the melody in his head before he FIRST played it. Or they collaborated off screen beforehand.

  • @carlsiouxfalls
    @carlsiouxfalls Рік тому +3

    Imagine if instead of tossing all their money into a lake, they had it stored on the Joyful Damnation and were able to buy all the quest-reward gear from the unit Dob took care of.

    • @carlsiouxfalls
      @carlsiouxfalls Рік тому +2

      Also it would've been fun to see Dob form that group into parties of 5 to start their own questing guilds if all they wanted was friends. Plus they'd have a leg-up on normal starting D&D parties since they all have some higher-level gear. (They could even have been used for Oxventure One-Shots).

  • @moonlightsunflower
    @moonlightsunflower Рік тому +2

    i will mention that there is a band called Austrian Death Machine and i imagine Croaker being its lead vocal.

    • @zacharystuits3606
      @zacharystuits3606 Рік тому

      I could have sworn Austrian death machine killed himself back in the 40s

  • @Bubbleoon
    @Bubbleoon Рік тому +1

    I was thinking how Johnny made Chadsworth Croaker sound like Christopher Walken trying to sound like Arnold Scwarchehsjwhegger and then Andy said (pretty much) exactly the same thing

  • @andrejsciatov5977
    @andrejsciatov5977 Рік тому +7

    Grazie.

  • @kylejohnson423
    @kylejohnson423 Рік тому +8

    1:21:32 this is getting a little too real

  • @screwthisin
    @screwthisin Рік тому +2

    Prudence: Anyways, I just started shooting

  • @marlow1586
    @marlow1586 8 місяців тому +1

    hammered cow in a bread box

  • @leafclan43
    @leafclan43 Рік тому +1

    The discussion starting at 1:09:35 definitely makes more sense given what Dob did at his wedding...

  • @crystalsilence2559
    @crystalsilence2559 Рік тому

    "Hammered Meatballs", that makes it sound like they're alcoholic... But as it's Bardcon, that is entirely possible.

  • @AestheticPhonetics
    @AestheticPhonetics 7 місяців тому +1

    Bards save lives by casting sleep. 😂 otherwise their rest will be eternal.

  • @SinSacrifice
    @SinSacrifice Рік тому

    I would kill to go on a quest with these guys lol

    • @PetersonZF
      @PetersonZF 2 місяці тому +1

      Presumably someone got to do that!

  • @wise_ass_turtle7836
    @wise_ass_turtle7836 8 місяців тому

    Team Nature 4 Life.
    MERILWEN!!!!!

  • @wisam111
    @wisam111 Рік тому +5

    Idk.why the oxventure guild always forget that they have a 61 strong army of the undead that’s literally immortal that they can use to take on armies.
    100 strong battalions lure them all into a kill zone manned by 20 skeletons and then build some catapults and hit them with artillery for the ones on the permitter while the other 41 skeletons flank them from the rear. And that’s not even using the combat abilities of the guild. That’s just skeletons vs what I can assume is a poorly armed untrained militia of farmers and yokels.

    • @angstbringer2992
      @angstbringer2992 Рік тому +9

      It's not that they forget, it's about a battle like that being entertaining for the ones playing it but not as much for the people watching.
      Or not as entertaining as the kind of things the Oxventurers come up with, I think.

    • @loading9110
      @loading9110 Рік тому +8

      Same reason they didn't just write in the magic book that Egbert has his kidney back and Lillian is dead. It would ruin the experience. The skeletons are a running joke as this point where they have an immortal army but use it for menial tasks like sailing the ship.

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame Рік тому

      @@loading9110 you also don’t want to trust the evil monkeys-paw skeletons with anything that you don’t want people to die during.

    • @JL-zw3tj
      @JL-zw3tj Рік тому +6

      There's also the fact that Johnny none too subtly hinted that the skeletons shouldn't be used often - cursed consequences for calling them

    • @wisam111
      @wisam111 Рік тому

      @@JL-zw3tj but we already know what they are unless they have world engine consequences

  • @laser8389
    @laser8389 10 місяців тому

    1:37:25 4 mph is a very fast walk, average is closer to 2.5, but 4 mph is very doable for a jog.

  • @randyabney
    @randyabney 11 місяців тому

    F

  • @stevenharper9108
    @stevenharper9108 Рік тому +1

    Another terrible job solving the problem like usual! Only like 5 bards died due to their actions and probably many more in the future when the one time adventurers figure out they've been had by a bard and the druid gnome figures out they killed her grandfather.