10 Worst Disney Creepypastas

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  • @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge
    @HoodoHoodlumsRevenge 3 роки тому +1596

    So glad I could be a part of this video, Strider! Hope everyone enjoys these terrifying tales all about Disney! 😄

    • @ants-mh9cm
      @ants-mh9cm 3 роки тому +12

      Wild vid man, good work tho ^^

    • @bulbasaur4369
      @bulbasaur4369 3 роки тому +9

      Hey HoodoHoodlumsRevenge! I love your videos! I actually have a suggestion. Top 10 worst Undertale creepypastas. Keep making awesome videos!

    • @PhoenixStarYT
      @PhoenixStarYT 3 роки тому +3

      They certainly were quite interesting. It was a joy to see you in this video, Dennis ^^

    • @damndanielthesuctioncupdan
      @damndanielthesuctioncupdan 3 роки тому +4

      Hey Hoodo! Just saw your new video

    • @thanatos_razl
      @thanatos_razl 3 роки тому +3

      Just in time for spooky season

  • @thisisasupersayin376
    @thisisasupersayin376 3 роки тому +2469

    "Minney was saying HELP ME MICKEY AHHH and so Mickey was coming out"
    Good for him, I'm glad Mickey is comfortable with his sexuality

    • @brianman1677
      @brianman1677 3 роки тому +32

      Yeah!

    • @mossandthings2457
      @mossandthings2457 3 роки тому +33

      Aw beat to the punch!

    • @mattmiller9809
      @mattmiller9809 3 роки тому +136

      Mickey: a Bisexual King

    • @mattmiller9809
      @mattmiller9809 3 роки тому +37

      This is my new headcanon btw

    • @jordanhunter3375
      @jordanhunter3375 3 роки тому +81

      Too bad it's hard to tell whether the rest of the company is still in denial or trying *too* hard to 'support' his choice.

  • @pzkitty6783
    @pzkitty6783 3 роки тому +1300

    Most Gravity Falls episodes are scarier than that creepypasta. Bill has actively tried killing the main characters before, and he wouldn't use regular human weapons to do it but much more terrifying methods like reducing them to molecules, turning them inside out, or puppeteering their bodies into committing suicide.
    However, the mental image of him using a shotgun, chainsaw etc. is pretty comical to me and makes me question if this is satire.

    • @PidgeyHowler
      @PidgeyHowler 3 роки тому +141

      Bill with a double barrel shotgun is the most hilarious mental image ever. I need to someone to draw this.

    • @-CloClo-
      @-CloClo- 3 роки тому +31

      @@PidgeyHowler I think I’ll do that when I get home lol
      Edit: oh dang I actually forgot to do that

    • @PidgeyHowler
      @PidgeyHowler 3 роки тому +18

      @@-CloClo- If you do, please share with the class. X3

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 роки тому +72

      Gravity Falls was a great example of using psychological horror instead of physical violence. The creepypasta feels like someone overusing the joke of "Michael Bay remakes XYZ" and completely missed the point of what made the show creepy to begin with.

    • @supersmilyface1
      @supersmilyface1 3 роки тому +56

      @@PidgeyHowler FINALLY, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, BILL CYPHER HAS _A GUN!_

  • @jamiesbooksandstuff
    @jamiesbooksandstuff 3 роки тому +486

    “Eaten out? Like they went for pizza?”
    Oh strider, you innocent little lamb

    • @Paul_The_Writer
      @Paul_The_Writer 3 роки тому +58

      I'm glad someone else realised that mistake.
      (I genuinely hope that creepypasta wasn't written by some erotica / fanfiction writer.)

    • @jamiesbooksandstuff
      @jamiesbooksandstuff 3 роки тому +47

      @@Paul_The_Writer I honestly have no clue if that’s what they really meant, a lot of these sound like they’re written by children. And if they did mean it that way and they’re a child, then they’re just trying to be edgy.

    • @Paul_The_Writer
      @Paul_The_Writer 3 роки тому +16

      @@jamiesbooksandstuff Could be.

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 2 роки тому +4

      That’s what he said? I was worried he asked worse

    • @em5345-
      @em5345- 2 роки тому +11

      @@fritzy8318 as someone who's on Strider's discord, he definitely knows what it meant.

  • @theboxoftea9112
    @theboxoftea9112 3 роки тому +172

    The mental image of Bill just whipping out a shotgun and blasting Mabel really did make me go into hysterics for a bit.

    • @AdaTheWatcher
      @AdaTheWatcher 2 роки тому +24

      That honestly seems like a skit the original show would make (without Mabel getting actually shot of course)

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti Рік тому +8

      "Anyways, I started blasting. BAM! BAM!"

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 7 місяців тому +4

      the idea that instead of Bill using his nightmare powers he just summons a gun is way too funny

  • @heloizme2773
    @heloizme2773 3 роки тому +377

    i absolutely love that someone tried getting Deltarune reality and Disney together in that one with Susie. And I love that they assumed some gore edits would do anything to make Susie less violent.

  • @meanbean1180
    @meanbean1180 3 роки тому +1719

    “Carnage” literal took place in detarune. Susie, Toriel, and Alphys are all in that game

    • @maozedong4010
      @maozedong4010 3 роки тому +284

      Now I know why those names sounds familiar, it's written by an undertale fan.

    • @em5345-
      @em5345- 3 роки тому +324

      I love how Susie gets disgusted by a axe kill despite the fact SHE USES ONE IN THE GAME

    • @LaggingLeland
      @LaggingLeland 3 роки тому +143

      Suzie would be satisfied with that story

    • @AoiUsagiOtoko
      @AoiUsagiOtoko 3 роки тому +181

      THAT was surreal
      tbh susie would totally be the kid who writes creepypasta in her spare time 😂

    • @supersmilyface1
      @supersmilyface1 3 роки тому +63

      @@em5345- She also threatens to eat Kris's face, which would be pretty gorey.

  • @Ironmat98
    @Ironmat98 3 роки тому +743

    “Now it's time to talk about rule 34”
    The horror! This is one of the most scary creepy pastas I've ever seen

    • @bulbasaur4369
      @bulbasaur4369 3 роки тому +42

      This is even scarier than Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 3 роки тому +17

      @Prayingmantis211 How do you know if it was a trollpasta? A lot of the stories on the Trollpasta Wiki are badly written creepypastas! 🤔

    • @inciniumz4671
      @inciniumz4671 3 роки тому +14

      That truly is scary

    • @_plg
      @_plg 3 роки тому +12

      It's scary if you're no older than 10

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 2 роки тому +7

      That made me laugh for some reason! The record scratch was the icing on the cake!

  • @CaseyEatsPaste
    @CaseyEatsPaste 3 роки тому +53

    “ and so Mickey came out”
    Congratulations Micky I love and support you no matter what

  • @CaseyEatsPaste
    @CaseyEatsPaste 3 роки тому +72

    Kris: Hey Susie, why did you write a creepy pasta where the main villains are my mom and our teacher?

    • @mslabo102s2
      @mslabo102s2 3 роки тому +23

      "God dammit Kris, why the hell are we in a creepypasta?"

    • @Mr.Tw1sty
      @Mr.Tw1sty Рік тому +3

      ​@MSLabo102 / マイケル・S "Hohoho! Susie, I'm a spooky boy now!"

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 7 місяців тому +2

      later on The SVN:
      "for the next pruze we've got a poorly written creepypasta, if you've ever wanted to be scared then this is the story for you!"

  • @thegoblin4948
    @thegoblin4948 3 роки тому +632

    The Disney Carnage one is literally just a Deltarune fanfic oh my lord.

    • @kylenielsen5083
      @kylenielsen5083 3 роки тому +41

      The first story was labeled trollpasta and some of the disturbing youtube videos in the last vid were Hazbin Hotel and one of those crappy story time vids that takes stories from reddit.

    • @christianparrish6647
      @christianparrish6647 3 роки тому +13

      Carnage is CHAOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS!

    • @Rusticabcd
      @Rusticabcd 3 роки тому +14

      Is this a crossover episode.

    • @R-R3DH34D-X_X
      @R-R3DH34D-X_X 3 роки тому +9

      **kicks down door** MY PEOPLE!!

    • @floweytheflower1599
      @floweytheflower1599 3 роки тому +5

      @@christianparrish6647 Chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos

  • @PelinalDidNothingWrong
    @PelinalDidNothingWrong 3 роки тому +836

    *"Star and her forces of mass genocide"*
    Wasn't that just the series finale?

    • @jemlolirocktoyz2516
      @jemlolirocktoyz2516 3 роки тому +88

      Break the bond
      Stop the madness
      Cleave the stone
      And stop the magic
      I didn't remember the rhyme very well. But yeah death to all things that were created from magic and worlds that are heavily dependent on it. Like some nick jr. Shows

    • @wburchell3468
      @wburchell3468 3 роки тому +59

      Buuuuuuuttttttttt Luke! STARCO HAPPENED AS THE WRITERS WANTED! Without buildup! So that makes up for it!

    • @PelinalDidNothingWrong
      @PelinalDidNothingWrong 3 роки тому +59

      @@wburchell3468 I didn't watch the show but my partner told me how awful the final few episodes were.
      The main character committing genocide but all is forgiven as they got their boyfriend!

    • @PelinalDidNothingWrong
      @PelinalDidNothingWrong 3 роки тому +7

      @@jemlolirocktoyz2516 That would be catastrophic

    • @missconstruct6968
      @missconstruct6968 3 роки тому +14

      @@PelinalDidNothingWrong that's literally what happened 😭😂

  • @bulbasaur4369
    @bulbasaur4369 3 роки тому +383

    To be honest, the idea for the Winnie the Pooh one didn't sound that bad. I dunno, the concept of someone being so obsessed with something that they start secluding themselves from the entire world just to stay with it is just creepy to me. But they exaggerate it so much to point were it is just hysterical.

    • @cloudywillowshome
      @cloudywillowshome 3 роки тому +43

      It honestly sounds like something I'd write, honestly. I love writing psychological horror because of how the mind can bend

    • @Ukiby3000
      @Ukiby3000 3 роки тому +44

      The exaggeration really took me away from it for a while, but the general idea sounds really good, it just needed a little more polish!

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 3 роки тому +14

      I need a sequel

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 3 роки тому +20

      I agree. Great concept, and other movies have executed the idea very well, but this one is so over the top, that it's hilarious.

    • @mixedupmatt3658
      @mixedupmatt3658 3 роки тому +22

      Lord of the Rings does that pretty well, a huge part of the story is characters trying to resist the temptation of the Ring, but still you see how the Ring is slowly corrupting its bearers, and people constantly refer to it as "my precious", It's pretty fuckin creepy ngl

  • @orenges
    @orenges 3 роки тому +214

    "My name is susie"
    Okay.
    "I'm an anthropomorphic dinosaur."
    ... What?
    "Toriel"
    Wait a minute
    "Alphys"
    WAIT A MINUTE

  • @oscarharte42
    @oscarharte42 3 роки тому +103

    Timestamps:
    0:00 Intro
    1:35 #10: Help Me Mickey!
    3:40 #9: It's a Small World
    7:30 #8: Gravity Falls - Lost Episode
    10:47 #7: Disney Carnage
    17:21 #6: Star VS the Forces of Evil Lost Episode
    22:41 #5: A Bug's Life Deleted Scene
    25:53 #4: We're all Mad here! The Cheshire Cat
    28:57 #3: Winnie the Pooh
    33:06 #2: A Goofy Movie (Alternative Ending)
    36:01 #1: Mickey...
    43:21 Conclusion

    • @kingmagnus4009
      @kingmagnus4009 3 роки тому +19

      Still can’t get over the fact that Carnage is a Deltarune fic

    • @eljugasodemanzana8390
      @eljugasodemanzana8390 Рік тому +1

      The "a bug's life" should have been something about the Cordyceps, it would make the pasta more cool

    • @Bascinet-billy
      @Bascinet-billy Рік тому

      "Thanks!
      Link-

  • @BreadShowOfficial
    @BreadShowOfficial 3 роки тому +817

    “Susie the anthropomorphic dinosaur” ah great now these writers are pretending to be game characters

    • @Rusticabcd
      @Rusticabcd 3 роки тому +70

      What is this a crossover episode.

    • @SSKJ64
      @SSKJ64 3 роки тому +35

      #shouldhavebeencj

    • @Rusticabcd
      @Rusticabcd 3 роки тому +51

      @@SSKJ64
      ALL WE HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!

    • @annigram
      @annigram 3 роки тому +29

      @@SSKJ64 hey guys it’s me cj and i used to shoot but big smoke said no and showed me mick mince killing minn mince and hyper realistic bloodshot scary eyes and blood everywhere and he also cussed a lot scary I never committed crimes again

    • @SSKJ64
      @SSKJ64 3 роки тому +14

      @@annigram comedy gold

  • @robbys5236
    @robbys5236 3 роки тому +263

    I actually kinda like the Winnie The Pooh Obsession story. It is kinda creepy to see this man deteriorate, obsessed with this doll, losing everything in life. I think the thing making it So Bad It's Good is the fact that it's about a Winnie The Pooh doll. This author has some good potential! I hope he or she's improved his/her stories.

    • @muhamadirfanisamily7663
      @muhamadirfanisamily7663 2 роки тому +3

      Xi Jinping Winnie the pooh said over

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 2 роки тому +13

      That was the most interesting one! Josh made me laugh when he was using that voice!

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 роки тому +12

      Now that the original Winnie The Pooh stories are in the public domain, I guess anything is possible.

    • @TimeBunny
      @TimeBunny 2 роки тому +9

      Yeah, that one wasn’t actually too bad. I liked what they were trying to do.

    • @AlilbitofTrolling
      @AlilbitofTrolling Рік тому

      Yes

  • @KiiBon
    @KiiBon 3 роки тому +446

    8:41
    "Bill then Killed Mabel with a Double-Barrel Shotgun"
    I really wanna know what the creator of this story was smoking

    • @calemr
      @calemr 3 роки тому +81

      If nothing else, Bill is More terrifying in the actual show.
      I will remember "How 'bout instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?" Forever. And then Preston trying to scream through his Eye...

    • @rinisonline4312
      @rinisonline4312 3 роки тому +61

      “you deserve a prize! how about a head that never stops screaming!”

    • @jackgarrison8497
      @jackgarrison8497 3 роки тому +16

      @@rinisonline4312 Is The Head Markiplier?

    • @cass_the_weirdo
      @cass_the_weirdo 3 роки тому +9

      That good shit and i want some

    • @annigram
      @annigram 3 роки тому +33

      Picturing bill with a shotgun in my brain makes me die of laughter, for some reason.

  • @generalalduin9548
    @generalalduin9548 3 роки тому +53

    Yeah, I think we all knew what the author meant by ‘eaten out by them’ meant, especially when the story loudly proclaimed it was uncensored.

  • @J-SilverH
    @J-SilverH 3 роки тому +58

    I started dying when Pete threw a massive boulder at the boat. I just thought of him throwing rocks saying “hey hey mickey” throwing little pebbles “ mickey” throws another tiny stone. “ you know what!” *throws massive boulder double his size*

    • @doggosho3044
      @doggosho3044 2 роки тому +7

      All I could imagine was Killer croc
      "It was a big rock"

    • @IsaacMartinez07
      @IsaacMartinez07 2 роки тому +5

      So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny.

  • @LOVE-iv2pw
    @LOVE-iv2pw 3 роки тому +185

    the bird from bugs life having a godzilla roar sounds like absolute comedy gold actually. also strider reading out the winnie the pooh one was a fuckin treat. thanks for that strider i laughed so hard during that bit.

    • @Fluffypinkdragon1984
      @Fluffypinkdragon1984 3 роки тому +6

      I'm a gfan I think that be really cool

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 роки тому +1

      I agree, if the Bird in A Bugs Life actually had Godzilla’s roar, that would have been so funny!

  • @spyro2002
    @spyro2002 3 роки тому +240

    The pooh one seems like a legitimately good plot concept with some alterations

    • @sunettas9738
      @sunettas9738 3 роки тому +19

      Same, I actually kind of liked it

    • @keylakettlemjardim8282
      @keylakettlemjardim8282 3 роки тому +25

      Could be a great tale if a SCP like it exists

    • @redbirb8013
      @redbirb8013 3 роки тому +21

      I was kinda interested in the Pooh one, surely one of the most unique creepypastas

    • @SD-VThe_LovablePsycho0100
      @SD-VThe_LovablePsycho0100 3 роки тому +21

      Definitely one of the decent creepypastas on this list

    • @jdogmcfly1712
      @jdogmcfly1712 3 роки тому +4

      Creepsmcpasta actually did a reading of the story years ago.

  • @MrPasta317
    @MrPasta317 3 роки тому +204

    You can always rely on the fact that every time you watch a Phantomstrider video, it’s going to be a guaranteed warm welcome. Even when we’re talking about such topics as creepy pastas he still keeps good performance with it.

  • @jesusandfriends
    @jesusandfriends 3 роки тому +80

    "Scar was getting surrounded by his former followers, then he got eaten out by them"
    i mean that'd be horrifying too but for an entirely different reason. good for scar, though

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 роки тому +10

      🎶My lion’s purring, it scratches my skin
      So what is wrong with another sin?🎶

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen Рік тому +6

      Unless it was non-consensual. Even Scar doesn't deserve that happening to him.

    • @milesdodson3510
      @milesdodson3510 Рік тому +1

      What do you mean what does eaten out mean its just a grammar error?

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen Рік тому +3

      @@milesdodson3510 It's slang for something sexual.

  • @meatyofficial
    @meatyofficial 3 роки тому +19

    Thank you for linking the Trollpasta wiki and showing a bit of it in the video; you've done us a great service. The other admins and I are proud of how much we've accomplished since we started the new wiki in February. As always, everyone's welcome to come enjoy the stories we have to offer.

    • @phantomstrider
      @phantomstrider  3 роки тому +6

      I appreciate you helping keep the spirit of trollpastas alive 🙂 I'll definitely be doing another trollpasta list with Dennis in the future 😃

    • @meatyofficial
      @meatyofficial 3 роки тому +3

      @@phantomstrider Yeah, the owner of the site and I appreciate it a lot. We were the original staff at Trollpasta before it got closed, and we're really passionate about the community. I've been a part of them since 2013.

  • @monsterbebebes3503
    @monsterbebebes3503 3 роки тому +340

    “Here’s your rare steak sir”
    ( a creepypasta that mentions blood less then five times)
    “ Dang, that’s rare!”

    • @mancave10369
      @mancave10369 3 роки тому +2

      *[160th like.]*

    • @em5345-
      @em5345- 2 роки тому

      @@mancave10369 *[251st like.]*

    • @TheZombieKing87
      @TheZombieKing87 2 роки тому

      That steak is isn't even a steak. That's still beef

    • @АртемПістунов
      @АртемПістунов Рік тому

      Here's a very rare steak: a creepypasta that's using some interesting perspectives to tell a horrifying narrative.

    • @shanimates2588
      @shanimates2588 9 місяців тому

      ​@@mancave10369 *[333rd like]*

  • @Ashkihyena
    @Ashkihyena 3 роки тому +358

    Disney itself in these days is a creepypasta.
    Also, that line I was so “exited” reminds me of a line in My Immortal when Enoby was so exhibited.

    • @autumbreeze1129
      @autumbreeze1129 3 роки тому +7

      I literally only know what you mean by My Immortal because Scribbler Productions has a playlist where MLP characters read chapters of that fanfic, giving commentary because of how badly it's written

    • @evagarcia865
      @evagarcia865 3 роки тому +5

      Wait, isn’t it Ebony? I thought it was Ebony, but maybe it’s Enoby.

    • @defunctaccount9803
      @defunctaccount9803 3 роки тому +10

      @@evagarcia865 its misspelled multiple times in the story. Sometimes its ebony, other times its enoby

    • @warryarusboi
      @warryarusboi 3 роки тому +5

      *ahem*
      *inhales*
      *"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS???"*

    • @dr3w399
      @dr3w399 3 роки тому

      @@locomotivetrainstation6053 You Wanna Fight take that back right now

  • @EbolaGranola
    @EbolaGranola 3 роки тому +115

    The fact that you never realized the Disney Carnage one was a Deltarune fanfic is hilarious. I was listening to this while washing the dishes and just hearing you say 'Susie, an anthropomorphic dinosaur' induced the most incredible double take ever

    • @Rusticabcd
      @Rusticabcd 3 роки тому +25

      When I heard the name "Toriel" I was like, "hold up, is this a Deltarune fanfiction" Surely it had to be a coincidence until I heard the name Alphys, now I know this is a crossover episode.

    • @Draven_starboy
      @Draven_starboy 11 місяців тому +1

      No wonder it's so bad, it's a bloody fanfic

  • @Kaiser00Wilhelm
    @Kaiser00Wilhelm 3 роки тому +97

    The Winnie the Pooh story may be poorly executed to say the least, but the kid who wrote that should be proud. It's a lot of work for a kid to be able to write from a completely different point of view, particularly the point of view of a parent. A valiant effort, my young friend!

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 11 місяців тому +1

      Still a better Winnie The Pooh horror story than Blood and Honey.

  • @SenseiSnesei
    @SenseiSnesei 3 роки тому +19

    Here’s your punctuation fixed ver. of HELP ME MICKEY,
    “It was your stereotypical voyage to Disney World, filled with some variants of rides, licensed merchandise, astronomical events, and etc. One of those particular events was for Disney’s 2013 Movie Night. I was ecstatic about it, so I logged off from Club Penguin and participated in the movie night. The employees played the movie called, “Help me Mickey”. I was tempted to watch it. Minnie was hollering, “AHHHH! HELP ME MICKEY!” whilst she was being repeatedly stabbed, so Mickey leaped into action.
    On his way to save Minnie, he was horrifically ran over by a car, with his blood and guts soaring upwards. Everyone that was there was horrified, hollering as Mickey was unexpectedly guffawing. The movie said, “D I E”, and that gave one of the participants a seizure in which he wasn’t able to recover after what he just witnessed, even then it couldn’t have caused it from what I saw. Mickey had a mischievous appearance, telling us, “D E A T H I S F U N!” After that, the movie had ended.
    All of the participants were hollering and wailing, whilst the employees were paralyzed in fear, and aiding those forget it.
    However, I was terrified seeing that shit that I’ve witnessed, and upon our final days over there, I was too paranoid to watch anything from the Disney Channel. Even if that was all I wouldn’t really watch. I reported about this to the manager at the pool and he temporarily ended movie night for quite sometime. And we are still looking for hints as to why that happened.”

  • @nono-nt8je
    @nono-nt8je 3 роки тому +56

    *cartoon character starts talking about really dark stuff like necrophellia and terrorism in an out of the blue creepy cartoon episode*
    "Woah, the main character just swore and they forgot to bleep it out!"

  • @kylemorello4787
    @kylemorello4787 3 роки тому +160

    That second one sounds more like a fanfic than a Creepypasta.
    Honestly, I wouldn't mind how elaborate it was if they went all the way. Like, how is the cousin mean? What's his name? What "cool hotel" are they staying at? Disney has a lot of cool hotels. Which one are you staying at? Animal Kingdom Lodge? Wilderness Lodge? Contemporary? Polynesian? Boardwalk? Grand Floridian? Pick a b-rated hotel like the value resorts (actually, Pop Century's really cool) but pick something!

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 3 роки тому +1

      @Alucard Hellsing well, as long as she doesn't get forced to do Christmas movies with Tim Allen.

    • @jordanhunter3375
      @jordanhunter3375 3 роки тому +7

      I am more confused by how it somehow jumped from the girl asking "What's wrong Mommy?" to her falling into the water, and also, WHAT CHILDREN!? I thought the whole ride was animatronics.

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 3 роки тому +1

      @@fritzy8318 me too. I was just quoting the Family Guy episode strider showed (maybe they were referring to how stoic the elves were in the third film).

    • @SpongicX
      @SpongicX 3 роки тому +3

      It was "exiting!"

  • @anonyscott
    @anonyscott 3 роки тому +181

    Yes, of all the powers Bill has its a double barrel shotgun

    • @ciaranbeard5769
      @ciaranbeard5769 3 роки тому +8

      Oh god,he killed time baby!

    • @dragonflylover2784
      @dragonflylover2784 3 роки тому +10

      It reminds me of the meme bill has a gun

    • @em5345-
      @em5345- 3 роки тому +9

      *For his neutral special, he wields a gun.*

    • @sberky98
      @sberky98 2 роки тому +3

      @@em5345- NOT THE NEUTRAL SPECIAL

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 роки тому

      @@ciaranbeard5769 That bastard!

  • @zillydino
    @zillydino 3 роки тому +57

    Props to Strider for his acting during the Winnie the Pooh story! When he's quoting the dad, saying things like "I love you, Pooh", he actually looks deranged!👍🏻

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 роки тому +3

      It might not be Joaquin Phoenix as the Joker crazy, but it was pretty good.

  • @thecloakedschemer1897
    @thecloakedschemer1897 3 роки тому +34

    "They had never shown blood in a Pixar or Disney movie as far as I was concerned"
    This annoys me a lot more than it should. Sleeping Beauty is a really classic movie and it outright has blood when dragon Maleficent gets stabbed.

    • @KazuhaEien
      @KazuhaEien 3 роки тому +9

      Flynn Rider
      And Aurora bled when she was pricked as well

    • @captaincommando5072
      @captaincommando5072 3 роки тому +8

      Up had the guy get hit in the head with the mailbox

    • @Bl0SS0MDR4WZ
      @Bl0SS0MDR4WZ 2 роки тому +5

      The Beast from Beauty and the Beast also had blood after being stabbed by Gaston

    • @3DFella
      @3DFella 5 місяців тому

      Bambi also has blood I think, atleast I remember the scene with Bambi’s mom dying having her laying in a pool of her own blood.

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 2 місяці тому

      Not sure if it counts ‘cause it’s a live-action movie, but Pirates Of The Caribbean. They even still show it in the Kingdom Hearts version.

  • @codytoeung5089
    @codytoeung5089 3 роки тому +189

    The Pooh story sounded like an SCP story. Wouldn't be surprised seeing it in the facility eventually.

    • @gamingdestin2195
      @gamingdestin2195 3 роки тому +12

      Scp-Pooh

    • @muhamadirfanisamily7663
      @muhamadirfanisamily7663 2 роки тому +3

      Chinese pooh xi Jinping said

    • @debuGN
      @debuGN 2 роки тому

      @@muhamadirfanisamily7663 -10000000 SOCIAL CREDIT! Execution Date: 明天日出前

    • @soyavocado
      @soyavocado 2 роки тому +3

      It’s scp 589 lmao

    • @debuGN
      @debuGN 2 роки тому

      @@soyavocado LMAO.

  • @daydreambeliever3127
    @daydreambeliever3127 3 роки тому +67

    PhantomStrider reading Winnie the Pooh had to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen, especially when he started singing, "WINNIE THE POOH! WINNIE THE POOH!"

  • @cloudywillowshome
    @cloudywillowshome 3 роки тому +321

    The carnage one is actually probably an Undertale/Deltarune fanfiction which explains Toriel, Alphys, and Suzie
    Edit: omg how did this type of comment get so popular?! Thanks everyone TwT

    • @the13throse
      @the13throse 3 роки тому +53

      I'm just confused as to why you would fuse a disney creepypasta with deltarune fanfiction

    • @jackgarrison8497
      @jackgarrison8497 3 роки тому +5

      @@the13throse I don't even know what delarune means

    • @Jeffrey18O
      @Jeffrey18O 3 роки тому +9

      Thank God I'm not the only one who noticed

    • @hatty418
      @hatty418 3 роки тому +13

      The amount of times I said "bruh" during that reading of the creepypasta are immeasurable, especially with being a UT/DR fan.

    • @jackgarrison8497
      @jackgarrison8497 3 роки тому +3

      @@hatty418 Bruh whatever that means

  • @Bored_Overthinker
    @Bored_Overthinker 3 роки тому +10

    I love that Strider's educating us about bears the whole way through.

  • @HydraSpectre1138
    @HydraSpectre1138 3 роки тому +13

    They did have blood in Disney and Pixar movies already.
    For Pixar, Finding Nemo had Dory bleed a bit which the sharks smelled and sent them to a furious chase after Marlin and Dory. In Up, Carl hits a construction worker on the head with his cane, which seems comedic at first until blood is seen, Kevin also has blood in her covered-up wound.
    As for Disney: Sleeping Beauty, Beauty and the Beast, The Lion King, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Tangled, Wreck-It Ralph, and Zootopia all had blood.
    EDIT: Encanto also has blood, and it is shown in the trailer. Mirabel gets a cut in her palm, which is shown on-screen but is then healed almost instantly after eating some of her mother Pepa's magical food. Again, this was shown in the trailer (at least when I watched Eternals in the cinema).

  • @couchpotato274
    @couchpotato274 3 роки тому +65

    Top Criteria For A Creepypasta:
    1. Blood
    2. At least one person has to die
    3. More blood
    4. Add some guts
    5. Baad Speliiong
    Boom! You got a perfect creepypasta!

    • @Ashkihyena
      @Ashkihyena 3 роки тому +15

      Don’t forget that the blood needs to be hyper realistic.

    • @jackgarrison8497
      @jackgarrison8497 3 роки тому +7

      @@Ashkihyena True and Thick and Chunky Yellow Blood

    • @JYASOYT
      @JYASOYT 3 роки тому +5

      6. Have someone go crazy
      7. Suicide
      8. Messed up intro/credits

    • @jackgarrison8497
      @jackgarrison8497 3 роки тому +3

      @@JYASOYT Don't forget Creepy Backwards Music

    • @mattwolf7698
      @mattwolf7698 2 роки тому +3

      It also has to be nostalgic in some way, it was to be a corrupt version of some old, popular cartoon or game.

  • @GuyFromSomeWorld
    @GuyFromSomeWorld 3 роки тому +94

    Oh god. This reminds me of when I was younger and used to attempt to write creepypastas on Creepypasta Wiki and they always got removed almost immediately because of how terrible they were

    • @mattwolf7698
      @mattwolf7698 2 роки тому +19

      They have quality control???? That's amazing considering how many horrible ones are out there, maybe those come from other sites.

    • @tobysresearchprogram9296
      @tobysresearchprogram9296 2 роки тому +6

      I've been there before, their quality control is very strict. They even have an area to post your pastas for others to critique and give advice before actually posting it.

    • @LimesFTW
      @LimesFTW 8 місяців тому

      @@mattwolf7698 yep. You should check out the spinpasta wiki. Trust me, they are AWFUL

  • @kylepeters8690
    @kylepeters8690 3 роки тому +89

    Well I certainly feel more confident in my own writing now.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 3 роки тому +8

      As someone who writes scenes of those Daft Punk guys fighting aliens with robot kung fu powers, this makes me look like Booker Prize material.

  • @janetsnakehole-macklin6426
    @janetsnakehole-macklin6426 3 роки тому +14

    I wrote a creepy pasta once. But when I read it to my friends, they were just like “how is pasta creepy?”🙄

  • @Papapsoso
    @Papapsoso 3 роки тому +9

    I love how Mickey just randomly gets hit by a car.

  • @neonredhex
    @neonredhex 3 роки тому +237

    "Scar was getting surrounded by his former followers, and then he got eaten out"
    POOR CHOICE OF WORDS, DUDE

    • @ursularowe3353
      @ursularowe3353 3 роки тому +40

      That’s a different type of story for another time.

    • @ombrenightcores
      @ombrenightcores 3 роки тому +32

      Honestly, I can imagine Scar being into that

    • @annigram
      @annigram 3 роки тому +28

      I just imagine Scar and a bunch of hyenas setting in a pizza express or something having friendly chat eating pizza.

    • @neonredhex
      @neonredhex 3 роки тому +24

      @@annigram Except they're not eating pizza ;)

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 3 роки тому +27

      @@neonredhex let them stay innocent

  • @CassiusStelar
    @CassiusStelar 3 роки тому +92

    SVTFOE actually does have mass genocide in it. It ruined the entire message of the show

    • @bulbasaur4369
      @bulbasaur4369 3 роки тому +22

      I refuse to acknowledge the fact that the finale is canon

    • @CassiusStelar
      @CassiusStelar 3 роки тому +19

      @@bulbasaur4369 I didnt even watch the show that much and the finale still pissed me off

    • @christianparrish6647
      @christianparrish6647 3 роки тому +12

      I'm upset that the magic is destroyed

    • @bulbasaur4369
      @bulbasaur4369 3 роки тому +14

      @@christianparrish6647 Yeah! It was like, THAT was the only solution they could come up with!?

    • @christianparrish6647
      @christianparrish6647 3 роки тому +9

      @@bulbasaur4369 I wanted her to keep her magic.

  • @LauraOnDuty
    @LauraOnDuty 3 роки тому +38

    I'm glad you two gentlemen can still follow your passions in critiquing creepypastas. I used to write my own creepypastas when I was in college and my Sonic.exe fanfiction ended up on the Trollpasta Wiki. I found my experience in being a creepypasta fan trying to receive positive reception for writing original and interesting stories and doing great voice acting...only to feel like I was being overshadowed by numerous controversies to be very toxic and bad for my mental health, but now I am focusing on articles for my blogs and I have two novellas published into a book, thanks to my grandmother's wonderful support. :)

  • @MREEELEEE
    @MREEELEEE 3 роки тому +31

    I’d say the most unrealistic part of a lot of creepypastas, is the fact that these kids just have a VCR player just sitting around to use.

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 роки тому

      As if anyone nowadays would have a fully functioning VCR in a world of digital downloads and streaming services.

    • @growlie2676
      @growlie2676 2 роки тому +1

      The most important question though is, why would there ever be a vhs tape laying in the middle of the sidewalk? And why would you take a possibly dirty tape and stick it into your clean vcr?

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 роки тому

      @@growlie2676 Assuming you even have one in this day and age.

  • @samweiss4934
    @samweiss4934 3 роки тому +12

    i like how the Winnie the Pooh story is basically Christopher Robin but if he went completely insane and was more attached to pooh

  • @DeeTomm
    @DeeTomm 3 роки тому +89

    All of the darkest scenes from classic Disney animated movies were way creepier than these creepypastas.

  • @charscreamAA
    @charscreamAA 3 роки тому +50

    I love how Strider is having a narrative with the in-between sections

  • @sailormoonfan224
    @sailormoonfan224 3 роки тому +67

    Most of these were made by children, and it's makes me nostalgic. We all tried to write or tell a totally Original™ scary story for the first time to impress our friends. It's kinda cute.

  • @johnofonett8036
    @johnofonett8036 3 роки тому +5

    I always love all the little segments in between the listings! It’s always great to see Strider and Boo’s interactions.

  • @treedeerthethingy4812
    @treedeerthethingy4812 3 роки тому +17

    can someone please explain to me why disney's carnage is also deltarune fanfiction, it makes even less sense than the pasta itself. also, wow, toriel is uncharacteristically cruel.

  • @SolaireHighwind
    @SolaireHighwind 3 роки тому +48

    Creepypasta content is so nostalgic to me now; sometimes I just sit down and listen to seven-year-old videos about lost episodes and haunted cartridges, so it's always fun to see new stuff.

  • @egglolchese3544
    @egglolchese3544 3 роки тому +63

    I used to think that creepypasta meant spaghetti with a scary face lol.

    • @ayanoakemi2973
      @ayanoakemi2973 3 роки тому +4

      Me too lol

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 3 роки тому +10

      Yep
      Scary spaghetti, or spooky noodles!

    • @jackgarrison8497
      @jackgarrison8497 3 роки тому +4

      @Prayingmantis211 Because it means to copy A Scary Story and Spread it around to Other People

    • @Fuley-la-joo
      @Fuley-la-joo 3 роки тому +9

      @Prayingmantis211 it's based on the term copypasta (a passage of text made to be copied and pasted)

    • @egglolchese3544
      @egglolchese3544 3 роки тому +2

      @Chenee Thompson heh

  • @SKB-and-PlasticFred
    @SKB-and-PlasticFred 3 роки тому +72

    11:30 the author must've been going through one hell of a Deltarune phase lmao
    EDIT: Her name is Susie, she's an anthropomorphic dinosaur, she was a bully, was seemingly transferred to another world, and gave up bullying afterwards.
    This just screams Deltarune.
    EDIT 2: OMFG THE TEACHER'S NAME IS "TORIEL" I CAN'T!!! LMFAO! (Also she's completely out of character for some reason. Chill, Tori.)
    EDIT 3: "This will teach you not to be such a terrible monster!" Makes sense. I mean, that is what they are after all. Because this is Deltarune, apparently lol.
    EDIT 4: Alphys is in this. I don't know how Josh and Dennis haven't noticed the fact this takes place in Deltarune yet lol.

    • @Rusticabcd
      @Rusticabcd 3 роки тому +6

      Is this a crossover episode.

    • @annigram
      @annigram 3 роки тому +15

      And Alphys is also out of character, no signs of being nervous at all, or mentioning anime. 0/10

    • @finH31
      @finH31 2 роки тому

      4 edits??

    • @evagarcia865
      @evagarcia865 2 роки тому +1

      Susie would probably think that movie is awesome

  • @hermannsprecursors
    @hermannsprecursors 2 роки тому +3

    Watching this while sick was a horrible idea because I threw myself into a coughing fit because I was laughing so hard over these. Peak content. 10/10 would recommend

  • @Stock_Junction
    @Stock_Junction 3 роки тому +7

    The transitions between the videos just makes me want to see small shorts of Strider & Boo hanging out like bros. Also nice of you to sneakily include some bear facts inside here... I'm honestly surprised there was no mentions of Brother Bear or anything Disney related with bears like Brave.

  • @andreabanuelosavila2317
    @andreabanuelosavila2317 3 роки тому +73

    It’s obvious that the Disney massacre story was in fact a delta rune fanfiction turned into creepypasta.

    • @bulbasaur4369
      @bulbasaur4369 3 роки тому +19

      Don't you just hate it when someone steals your Deltarune fanfic to write a Disney creepypasta over it?

  • @MadotsukiGaming
    @MadotsukiGaming 3 роки тому +42

    I am still questioning why one had random undertale characters

    • @Rusticabcd
      @Rusticabcd 3 роки тому +8

      It's like some sort of crossover episode.

  • @florafangs7664
    @florafangs7664 3 роки тому +30

    "then he got eaten out by them"
    good for him, hope he returns the favor

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 2 роки тому +1

      Unless the hyenas were necrophiliacs

    • @Nobody44112
      @Nobody44112 2 роки тому

      He was giving the unwashed masses a piece of a royal body, the return isnt for free

    • @SuperMonaLisaBros
      @SuperMonaLisaBros Рік тому +1

      Hope he at least called them back.

  • @jakedoesyoutube
    @jakedoesyoutube 2 роки тому +6

    "carnage" was a fricking Deltarune fan story. It has all the same characters. How does one make a Disney crappypasta and a Toby fox fanfiction simultaneously?

  • @solarrrrrrrr
    @solarrrrrrrr 3 роки тому +11

    14:34
    I love how Beast doesn't give a fuck about Gaston stabbing him

    • @PhoenixStarYT
      @PhoenixStarYT 3 роки тому +5

      There was not enough animation budget to make that a whole scene, so I just screwed around with what I had X3
      It is hilarious to look at though, and I'm happy with it X3

  • @BatmanfanYokokurama
    @BatmanfanYokokurama 3 роки тому +55

    I found the Winnie the Pooh one really funny.
    "If you feel stuck, do what Goofy did."
    *What?!?!?!?!?!*

  • @nightinggale5881
    @nightinggale5881 3 роки тому +33

    Why would someone make a creepypasta on Gravity Falls? Aside from killing the characters, it honestly just sounds like any other day there.

  • @ants-mh9cm
    @ants-mh9cm 3 роки тому +54

    Bro how did we get a deltarune creepypasta with Susie doing chalk as drugs and somehow Disney is involved

    • @Rusticabcd
      @Rusticabcd 3 роки тому +6

      Sounds like something I'd read if I was high on weed.

    • @Puyopuyotsu
      @Puyopuyotsu 3 роки тому +3

      Tbh that’s something she would write

    • @ants-mh9cm
      @ants-mh9cm 3 роки тому +2

      @@Puyopuyotsu honestly yeah

    • @HolyGoddessMotherAnne
      @HolyGoddessMotherAnne 3 роки тому +5

      It sounds like crack fanfiction.

    • @introvertedjo1238
      @introvertedjo1238 3 роки тому +1

      @@Rusticabcd don’t let Torriel see you 😂

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 3 роки тому +9

    Creepypastas HAVE become kinda comedic in recent years. I dunno, maybe it's the fact we got older and asked more logical questions about every one that we finally realized they were always just creepy campfire stories meant to scare, and on top of that we began to realize some of the inconsistencies and nonsensical logic in them

  • @EKTE64
    @EKTE64 Рік тому +9

    11:31 Ain't no way the author roleplayed as Susie from DeltaRune 💀

    • @lilyanazapeta5382
      @lilyanazapeta5382 Рік тому +1

      Lol then we got toriel and alphys

    • @wooperz1756
      @wooperz1756 4 місяці тому

      @@EKTE64 Suprised they didn't mention Kris...

  • @HayLeesHomeMade
    @HayLeesHomeMade 3 роки тому +32

    I always love when the characters are crying tears and bleeding blood

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 роки тому +3

      Now if characters were Bending blood, that would have been scary.

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 Рік тому

      Sarcastically: no, they shit blood!

  • @aydinanuar8807
    @aydinanuar8807 3 роки тому +26

    To be fair, that Pooh story sounds more like an SCP entry.

  • @chelseaadams5454
    @chelseaadams5454 3 роки тому +29

    "Scar gets eaten out by hyenas"
    Huh, didn't expect a horror story to turn into furry porn, but, ok.

  • @littlemonster7917
    @littlemonster7917 2 роки тому +4

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Bill Cipher: *laughs a demonic laugh*

  • @joshjohnson3442
    @joshjohnson3442 3 роки тому +8

    I didn’t think the Alice in Wonderland one was that bad. It had the potential to be a good creepy Alice in Wonderland themed horror story, just needed some polishing.

  • @christheleavittman7080
    @christheleavittman7080 3 роки тому +127

    “Star and Marco are like the cutest couple in Disney history”
    Luz Noceda and Amity Blight have entered the chat.

  • @pubertdefrog
    @pubertdefrog 3 роки тому +43

    16:02 funny thing is, the hyenas would have also eaten the bones since they are one of the few animals to digest them. Either that or they eat the marrow I'm not sure

  • @justanomorifan3059
    @justanomorifan3059 3 роки тому +14

    Your one of the youtubers that make wholesome humor work. Thanks!

  • @unHolyEvelyn
    @unHolyEvelyn 3 роки тому +7

    What bothers me is that any show that aired on FOX (e.g. Family Guy or Simpsons) that has a creepy pasta is considered a Disney Creepy pasta now too...

  • @connorbeith3232
    @connorbeith3232 3 роки тому +9

    Bill Cipher, a powerful demon that can kill Mabel in a variety of bizarre and disturbing ways, kills her with a shotgun.

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 9 місяців тому

      I would have guessed Bill would have done something more Cronenberg-esque, like reducing her to atoms, or turning her inside out, like that fog at the end of Treehouse of Horror V.
      What this author wrote instead was just unintentionally hilarious.

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 3 роки тому +76

    Imagine if someone was writing what seemed like a troll pasta or a genuinely good story and then you continue reading and you find out it's one of MeatCanyon's videos or that "pull the trigger, piglet" series

    • @Gaymer53497
      @Gaymer53497 3 місяці тому

      Care to explain?

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Gaymer53497 apparently the latter was some zombie apocalypse thing

  • @samstierthepersonreal
    @samstierthepersonreal 3 роки тому +28

    Oh boy, a other creepypasta video! The Spongebob one was funny, so I can't wait to see what's in store!

    • @tommyclulow8617
      @tommyclulow8617 3 роки тому +3

      i hope the Top 10 Worst Modern Happy Tree Friends Episodes would be next

  • @raahimkamaal5363
    @raahimkamaal5363 3 роки тому +37

    “Spooky stories about Disney in general” strider I don’t think creepy pastas for that

  • @megansutton9699
    @megansutton9699 3 роки тому +5

    29:06 That story was more like a dark comedy and just sounded like the father discovered his inner man-child

  • @Speed_311
    @Speed_311 2 роки тому +3

    I like how Carnage had little films related to Pixar, despite the Pixar logo being present.

  • @AoiUsagiOtoko
    @AoiUsagiOtoko 3 роки тому +11

    17:42 lumity would like a word with you...lol
    this video is a HOOT, i was super excited seeing it pop up in my subscriptions, and even more once i saw the special guest star! great content as always strider, your videos always make my day a little better 💕

  • @beat6513
    @beat6513 3 роки тому +19

    A Ghost and a man in a orange shirt walk into a campfire.

  • @alexfoxvids2
    @alexfoxvids2 3 роки тому +9

    I love how kind you are to people even though you are reviewing something and criticizing there work

  • @M4t_P4tGT
    @M4t_P4tGT Рік тому +5

    “And killed her with a double barrel shotgun” Man had his American transformation 💀

  • @AcidicFuzzAnimations
    @AcidicFuzzAnimations Рік тому +1

    34:51 Disney Trivia: "Old Stuffed Bear" is actually the canon name of Max's teddy bear. Max says he named it that in the second segment of "Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas".

  • @jpragata017
    @jpragata017 3 роки тому +6

    I am a relatively new person in the channel. I was here when the spongebob videos were up and coming. Thank you for the videos Phantom. I hope this channel keeps growing to higher and higher horizons.

  • @jaiamweasel9442
    @jaiamweasel9442 3 роки тому +25

    Finally
    Phantomstrider: The Movie

  • @RaphBlade7
    @RaphBlade7 3 роки тому +21

    The father can't find a Winnie the Pooh doll anywhere other than his basement? Where do they live, freaking China?!

    • @Rusticabcd
      @Rusticabcd 3 роки тому +5

      I get it, because Winnie The Pooh is banned in China because people compared the leader of China to Winnie The Pooh.

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 2 роки тому +2

      Idk why I laughed at this comment!

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 9 місяців тому

      Okay, that’s a pretty good joke.

  • @shellic9566
    @shellic9566 3 роки тому +10

    I've listened to the winne the poo story. No lie, its actually pretty creepy to hear the father's slow decent into madness. The ending stuck with me for a while, becasue i wasn't expecting it. Overall, not the best pasta i have heard but no where near the worst.

  • @kobaltsteel6418
    @kobaltsteel6418 3 роки тому +1

    You two need to do more collaborations like this; they're my favorites!

  • @ethantrimble958
    @ethantrimble958 3 роки тому +26

    In my opinion,no story is ever flawless. Every form of media is going to be flawed.

  • @codytoeung5089
    @codytoeung5089 3 роки тому +41

    Bill Cipher's double barreled shotgun is more funny than scary tbh, compared to the other weapons he used

  • @ChakraWarrior2012
    @ChakraWarrior2012 3 роки тому +19

    Strider (sarcastically): Oh right yeah, because Star vs the Forces of Evil is a show that talks about mass genocide-
    So....uh, who's gonna tell him?

    • @captaincommando5072
      @captaincommando5072 3 роки тому +2

      "Me", said Napoleon, trying to destroy all inoccence. Thankfully, I banned him on Discord

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 роки тому

      @@captaincommando5072 How did Napoleon manage to get out of all those coffins?

    • @captaincommando5072
      @captaincommando5072 2 роки тому

      @@MovieFan1912 no clue, he just showed up

  • @AmbrosiusAmaimon
    @AmbrosiusAmaimon 2 роки тому +2

    "Bill then killed Mabel with a double-barrel shotgun" I CAN'T BREATHE, LMAO-

  • @rudevoices9204
    @rudevoices9204 2 роки тому +2

    "eaten out? Like, they go for pizza?"
    Oh strider. You're so innocent