i have literally came home with no shoes or trousers after we decided to swim in a lake for some reason, but still managed to somehow keep my phone on me, its magical i swear.
@@risingsheep2983 and on the other side of the coin, I have seen my buzzed friends literally yeet their phone into the pool on a wild night, then wake up the next day and go and fish it out.
Yeah I just hope she doesn’t end up having a dick like the Jessica I thought was nice… I mean I still went through it, but she could of let me know beforehand.
0:11 - I honestly thought he said "Wreck the under-elevens footy team" and I was legit assuming he made some drunken promise for the two of them to go beat up a bunch of children! 😂
*ring ring ring* "Auggghhh hellooo??" "LUCKLAND THIS IS THE ARMY GENERAL, WHERE ARE YA? YOU PROMISEF YOU WOULD BE ON THE FRONT LINES FIGHTING OFF THE ENEMY! WE NEED YOUR HELP NOW!"
I just got home from the bar and this was at the top of my feed, I am currently retracing my verbal steps to make sure I didn’t say these kind of things. It’s not going well.
Poor Jessica 😂 (that’s my name… and I felt her disappointment). The “fucking James” being 6 comment made me LOL… love it! And transferring $1000 to lock it in while drunk sounds like something my husband would do if we broke up 😆
ChatGPT best story it ever made. - "Ahmed loved to fly planes, and he was a skilled pilot. One day, he accidentally flew his plane between two large buildings, one named Twin and the other named Towers. He lost control and crashed into one of the buildings, causing a huge explosion. Ahmed survived but felt guilty for what he had done. He spent months in the hospital recovering and used the experience to promote safety in the aviation industry. Despite his mistake, Ahmed's actions helped prevent similar accidents from happening again."
Surely there's a sequel: Reffing the under 11's footy team while hungover. James isn't cut out for the big show.
Seriously, their bodies are on the line!!
With Allen from the hangover
WE MUST GET THIS.
Please let them make this
Ok I actually wanna see this, and the date with Samantha
jaxon having an american accent and a shirt over his head while acting as the ex made me question acting from reality ngl
That was Jaxson??
No
Liam
@@Kovu2727 yes
That was Darcy acting as Jaxon acting as Samantha
I'm more impressed hungover Lachlan was willing to pick up the phone. Or that the phone ended up intact and on his person after such a wild night out.
i have literally came home with no shoes or trousers after we decided to swim in a lake for some reason, but still managed to somehow keep my phone on me, its magical i swear.
Notice he didn't turn off the loudest and most painful ringtone in the world. He's very committed to hearing about his commitments
@@risingsheep2983 and on the other side of the coin, I have seen my buzzed friends literally yeet their phone into the pool on a wild night, then wake up the next day and go and fish it out.
i have lost many items throughout the years...the 3 things i have NEVER lost are 1) Wallet. 2) Keys. 3) Phone.
it is indeed magical.
@@gh0stykins it is a simple spell but quite unbreakable
Jessica seemed like a nice girl, could've give her a chance
totally.. dude missed a GOLDEN opportunity... atleast she's still out there somewhere. one of us still has a chance!!!!
Ima take my chances with Samantha
Yeah I just hope she doesn’t end up having a dick like the Jessica I thought was nice… I mean I still went through it, but she could of let me know beforehand.
i reckon she is better off without him
Darcy's acting as the alcohol during night was brilliant
Why am I so invested in this now and want to find out how Lachlan is going to get out of the mess he's put himself in?
he's gonnna stay in bed m8
He can have Jessica… enjoyyyy
Darcy’s vocal range is phenomenal. Absolutely smashing the ring tone.
Darcy's ability to pretend to be Jaxon pretending to be Samantha is truly something else
@Don't Read My Profile Picture It's okay I didn't.
@@waynepantry7023 I think we're all safe.
I got ten inch diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig
Yes. You are all safe. Only Bc the PowerPoint about beans
I know, he's become quite the incredible actor
"I didn't promise anything that was drunk me not me me there is a difference"
Every time a chick’s hair is represented by various bits of clothing, I lose my shit. That’s gold. 🤣
Jaxons American accent is GOLD lmao.
Darcy’s acting as Liam was truly breathtaking
I feel like this is a combination skit of Jaxon's drunk letters to himself and Lachlan's drunk promise to go to that music festival 🤣
Darcys acting as the towel on Jaxons head was quite remarkable in this one 👌
The guy who follows through with all drunken commitments is a very busy man
Darcy's acting as Lachlan's missing thinking hat was actually pretty average in this one but I still enjoyed it
what happen with them and darcy ?
@@EtBukaneluu he got a job working on Cold ones and abandoned us all
@@EtBukaneluu he's still in every video, wdym? Just gotta see point him out lol
The mega loud landline ringtone is everything 😂
Samantha’s accent 😂😂😂
This is one of my biggest flaws. It's like my brain gets a taste of booze and forgets every "undersell, overdeliver" lesson I have ever learned.
Hahaha I experience the same thing
man this content is so different than the rest of youtube i love it
0:11 - I honestly thought he said "Wreck the under-elevens footy team" and I was legit assuming he made some drunken promise for the two of them to go beat up a bunch of children! 😂
same, lol
yep same
They really put in the extra effort with those wigs.😂
This is definitely one of my favourites so far
Darcy's acting as the aggressive ringtone is oscar worthy.
fr
*ring ring ring*
"Auggghhh hellooo??"
"LUCKLAND THIS IS THE ARMY GENERAL, WHERE ARE YA? YOU PROMISEF YOU WOULD BE ON THE FRONT LINES FIGHTING OFF THE ENEMY! WE NEED YOUR HELP NOW!"
Jaxon's American accent is life.
The ringtone gave me flashbacks to love signs by the jungle giants
I just got home from the bar and this was at the top of my feed, I am currently retracing my verbal steps to make sure I didn’t say these kind of things. It’s not going well.
Darcy's acting as the existential idea that the universe dwells within us and that all our trials are relatively meaningless was spot on!
One of your best episodes.
“Otherwise we’re gonna have to get fking James to ref and he’s 6” lmao
This speaks to the heart
Wow those actresses you commissioned to play Jessica and Samantha were really talented.
I can't comprehend how often I've been invited on fishing trips that never actually happens
God I had a friend like this who eventually was cut from our friend group. Too close to home.
Jaxon changing costumes that quick.
finally a skit where its not just them arguing
Lmao I love the guy playing Jessica
Oh lord samantha I'm crying 🤣
Been a while since I visited this channel and Jaxon is looking amazing after the weightloss
James the 6 year old ref's acting in this was superb.
I don't even need to watch this to know how much I relate.
@@DaleTheAlmondMan yeah love that movie
Facts nachoooo libreeeee
Oh no drunk Lachlan is becoming self aware
i dunno much but that was banging as you young people say. No really... that was top shelf. - I miss Darcy.... bring him back.
that phone ringtone is AWFUL and jaxon's American accent is really good
Damn, Darcy's acting as a phone, top notch
Not sure what country Samantha's accent is from but it's adorable😉
It’s an American accent
@@WackyFolf I know that is was it was supposed to be
I lost my thinking cap back in 2002 and life hasn’t been the same since 😢
Best video they made in a while
"Mate, I promise I'll help you destroy the ring at Mordor only IF you get me another bottle of vodka."
God I’m the worst about this. Usually just promises to myself. 😂
Darcy's cameo as the ring tone was epic! Top rate!
This is too relatable lol
Apparently as an over 30s chick I'm not supposed to know who these guys are... so naturally I've been binge watching their videos for 3days 😂 💚💛
Darcy's acting as the ethanol was amazing.
iPhone with a landline ring? That's another drunk promise
“Honestly, you should’ve known when I made you the promise…” Yeah. Promises are not for the trustworthy.
Samantha's voice is top notch 👌
Oh god I hope I don’t act like this when I get drunk one day
I feel personally attacked
this video makes me feel personally attacked
Poor Jessica 😂 (that’s my name… and I felt her disappointment). The “fucking James” being 6 comment made me LOL… love it! And transferring $1000 to lock it in while drunk sounds like something my husband would do if we broke up 😆
oh god this is painfully relatable
The end song always reminds me of the cannibal penguins from the animated movie Surfs Up.
You know the drill FIRST!
Thank you for making this channel⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
darcy's acting as the phone was impeccable
Ngl I'm surprised this gag is still around. It's been a couple of years now
yea can we please ditch this joke
I am so tired of this joke please stop. No hate to this guy everyone does it
Y'all some haters fr 🥱
I’m never early enough to make this joke
Jaxon’s American accent 😂
Sounded Canadian to me 😂
Definitely North Dakota accent, Fargo, lower east side. Specifically Charles Street. 3rd house on the left.
It was really uncanny uppermidwest. I live in Iowa so I had to do a double take
That's a wicked ringtone
Can't relate on any level but it's sure entertaining 😆
the shirt wig still lives 🤣
Video Idea: the guy who thinks abbreviations such as “Lol” mean something else.
This is so relatable 😂
Darcy’s acting as the earth and electromagnetic spectrum is truly awe inspiring
Operative term… acting
the ex is a just classic love it
we're locked in boys!
Love the American accent 🇺🇸 🦅
I think you should give Samantha another chance she really wants to change
It's not like you can burn someone's house down twice.
Darcys acting as james was very well done
I feel personally attacked by this. Fark, have had these mornings/arvos too many times lol
Off topic but, man I miss the farm boy cinematic universe, I wanna see what he’s up to, maybe a vid where he finds Bertha would be cool.
Darcy really pulled the phone-acting thing
Pawn and Co do be like that, can confirm.
Fantastic American accent haha I almost forgot it was Jaxon doing that bit
Nobody gonna talk about the ringtone💀
I miss those nights but not that morning😂
That accent is getting good
ChatGPT best story it ever made.
- "Ahmed loved to fly planes, and he was a skilled pilot. One day, he accidentally flew his plane between two large buildings, one named Twin and the other named Towers. He lost control and crashed into one of the buildings, causing a huge explosion. Ahmed survived but felt guilty for what he had done. He spent months in the hospital recovering and used the experience to promote safety in the aviation industry. Despite his mistake, Ahmed's actions helped prevent similar accidents from happening again."
you really thought that was funny didn't you
A new Challenger has arrived he dares to take the place of dossi
I love the satalite phone ring tone
LOL that was literally my conversation verbatim after using Tinder in my 20s munted. So many promises. So many missed lunch dates.
This is you Lachlan agreeing to going to the festival
But when is the sequel to Arnold’s revenge coming out
I have the same window frames and blinds in my parents house. Like exact same.
This was literally me yesterday morning.
Men drunk:Promises every ex,present and future girl in his existence
Also Men: I didn't mean it!
When’s the podcast coming back boys?
it’s on spotify
Jaxon with an american accent 😂😂😂
And they're back making good fucking content!!
What a ringtone. Sounded like you got a new high score.