It's your demeanour they fear, because they cannot challenge it, you starve them of their presumed authority, keep smiling and chuckling at these people 💪👍🤠
You questioned mr nail paints inteligence and the building manager shurgged and laughed. Amazing! That little interaction seemed to stop his brain working alltogether.
If he's employed directly by the site owner/operator to provide security for that particular site then he doesn't need to be SIA registered. Exceptions would be if it was a licensed premises or he was employed as a bastard car clamper then he would need to be SIA registered.
"Hysterical claims of harassment" but not content with that we are now supposed to believe that "name calling" is a crime as well"!! This is "embarrassing beyond belief"!!!
Guy with the radio wearing the tie and glasses was polite enough and he did have a sense of humour we will remove him from being a plonker. I think thats fair :)
I was recommended this video by youtube. I am currently in a process of learning to be calm when dealing with stressful situations, and with people who haven't got any social decorum, or the intelligence to understand the basics of human decency and social etiquette. Watching road rage videos is a good way of learning to stay calm in explosive situations, and watching your performance in this video and reading the comments from your subscribers is a good way for me to practice dealing with the socially, and mentally challenged people of our society.
The Fat Boy is so CHALLENGED he had to TATTOO the addresses of the closest 5 Do-Nut Shops. The Poor Security Guard, LOOK at HIM !!! He obviously FELL OUT OF A lorry and SCUFFED HIS HEAD, ripped his hair off.
Red nail varnish "Lee Bring the boys" 🤣 ooh I bet you were really scared 😂
It's the red nail polish that the security guard is wearing had me. Lol
I know .
Get you, ducky 💅🏾🤣👠👠💄
😂😂😂😅
I like how Michelle tries to calm the situation with "we've just wasted another 5 minutes of toilet time" 😂 haha think I need the toilet now
hahaha that got me too!! toilet time!! brilliant
LOL!! Just like a mum trying to get the kids to act right!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌
Thought I heard that 😂😂😂😂
Absolutely cracked me up did that. Hilarious. 😂😂
2:30 - 'Look, r u lettin me have a piss or not?' is next-level auditing banter.
"We've just wasted another 5 min of toilet time" 🤣
😂🤣😂 that bit had me I was waiting for the school bell 🛎️ to ring 😂🤣😂
Can't believe you called him a fat muppet, insult to muppets mate 🤣
He hasn’t been drinking, he’s far too busy painting his nails 🤷♂️
I noticed that as well, had to rewind. Black varnish could maybe understand but bright red...
And getting his ponytail straight 😂😂
Probably stole from his mummy and decided he’s now a woman.
Careful that is classed as a hate crime since the UK turned into Clown land.
Amazing that grown men always ask someone else to phone the police on their behalf.
“That’s the best you can get?!!”(security)😂
Thug bouncer lay off the doughnuts LMFAOOOOO MATE you crack me up
"We just wasted another 5 minutes of toilet time!" LOL
This is like a Victoria Wood Sketch lol 😂
This place needs a mass audit😂
LMFAO just realized at the end that muppet security has got red nail polish on. Clownworld always delivers.
The building manager guy was a good bloke, well done I say to him. Fat boy was an absolute joke
The lad needs to be angry with the bloke who gave him that haircut.
And who painted his nails ,wonder if he did his toes as well?
It looks like he cuts his own hair!
It was a council job😅
@@davidpickard9393 🤣🤣😂
😂😂😂
“I’ve asked you now, I’m making you”... that’s knuckles talk! 👊
You are good at being a wee knob wind up merchant! Class! 👍🙂
Mate your the best, You will end up with a sore pair of balls 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's your demeanour they fear, because they cannot challenge it, you starve them of their presumed authority, keep smiling and chuckling at these people 💪👍🤠
See uncle Fester is alive and well.
On building site with nail varnish on 😂😂
The woman was just as thick as the men, “ are you recording, that’s illegal” 😂
Laughter is the best medicine, and I am now fully recovered from whatever it was that was ailing me! 🤣
6 of the strangest and oldest looking babies I've ever seen 😂
You're calling people names I'm calling mummy and the police 😂😂😂
Why does the guy have red varnish on his fingernails 😂😂😂 can’t cope
Don't forget the ponytail 😂
😅😅😅 best laugh for ages..heart attack Julie wouldn't last 2 minutes before his bollocks dropped 😅😅😅
We just waisted another 5 minutes of toilet time 😂😂😂god bless her 🤣🤣🤣
Bloke on the left has bright red nail varnish on.Strange bloke.
That's to match his dress he wears on a Saturday night 😂😅
he wants marks squeaky appendage
He probably drinks Bud Light if you know what I mean
I clocked that as well.
Nail varnish and snot in his nose 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You questioned mr nail paints inteligence and the building manager shurgged and laughed. Amazing!
That little interaction seemed to stop his brain working alltogether.
Humpty Dumpty has let himself go. 😂
Again, can't see a SIA badge on the 'official' sercurity guard.
If he's employed directly by the site owner/operator to provide security for that particular site then he doesn't need to be SIA registered. Exceptions would be if it was a licensed premises or he was employed as a bastard car clamper then he would need to be SIA registered.
Ukmtt: Have you been drinking?
Security: I wish 😂😂😂
That friend in the wig sounds a bit crazy mate.
Do you think he would have got a wee unchallenged, if he was in high viz and wearing steel toecaps?
Was that you Reg with the measuring wheel ? 😂😂
"Dont, Lawrence! He's not worth it!" :D
It's amazing how you continually find these weirdo's! Hope that security guy didn't have to pay for that hairdo!
that ginger security look has red nail varnish on check his hard drive hahahahaha
And they proved it certain intelligence😂😂😂😂
I didn't realise you could get so many absolute divvys in one place 😂 honestly all running around like headless chickens,it's a man with a camera 🤳ffs
"Hysterical claims of harassment" but not content with that we are now supposed to believe that "name calling" is a crime as well"!! This is "embarrassing beyond belief"!!!
With regards to this comment from a year ago, under Kear Starmers labour it is now.
The burger king in blue had a serious attitude lol. Great vid!
You get back to work 😂😂😂😂
Thats security...is that the best that you could do..See his face 😂😂😂😂
Only just came across this channel and cant stop watching it now 😂
Guy with the radio wearing the tie and glasses was polite enough and he did have a sense of humour we will remove him from being a plonker. I think thats fair :)
Yeah I thought the same thing
I’ve just read the reviews of this place 😂😂 someone put a review on about how they can’t deal with an auditor 😂 brilliant
That's some country haircut 😂
It’s like a pantomime the way he plays the workers and they fall for it every time.
Is the wig & measuring wheel our beloved Reggie?! 🤣🇬🇧🙏🏻
😂😂😂 big baldy man was fuming 😮
Brilliant, you do make me laugh Mark 🤣
The proclaimers have gone to the dogs
Well done lady true professional, the others are absolute plonkers.
Hahaha..i LUV THIS GUY.... he luvs conflict.. hes a proper wind up merchant...😂😂😂😂
Brilliant…one of the best ever 😂
I think they just wanted to come into the toilet with you so they can see what a real man looks like lol
MATRON! 🤣
7:55 wondered what Ashley Peacock was doing nowadays
Uk meets the tyrants never fails to make me laugh, he plays them like a fiddle , there to thick to comprend, brilliant footage,massive fan ,
Sally Webster 😂
Holy balls!! That was like a scene from Stars Wars, Mos Eisley bar area all full of mutants; with the mutant band playing.
Saw you got an honourable mention on Lytham St Annes news yesterday, glad to see you're out filming new material!
Absolute gold was a day trip to meet the Adam’s family pmsl
It's against the law not to allow a member of the public to use the toilet
Was it me or did that invincible security guard have his finger nails painted red?😂
by far one the best auditors on here...what a laugh 😆
Bit of a weird one mohawk and nail polish with a walkie talkie.
When you pay peanuts you get the brain dead.
who else does it like UK?? one of those most enertaining auditors on the net!
Mr blobby thought he was hard lol
Didn’t know if he was going to punch you or eat you
Idk how your not in more full on fights mate lol I fkn love this channel
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Hahahahaha I just love Mark's wit, fantastic auditor. Always brightens my day! 😆
Chap with the wig on? see’s a wee wheel… REGGIE!!!! 😂😂😂😂 amazing the man himself
"I bet you'd love to love me" 😂😂
he's so quick is Mark lol
Protecting corporate property as though they own it......
Your the nutter i keep finding in pubs. 😂. Keep it up.
These videos are thing that make me laugh the most. Deserve way more views.
I went to Greggs today for a pasty and they had sold out...now I know who ate them.
Someone has scribbled on Billy Bunters arms.
😂
Ah good old darwen, the building next door is TV licencing if you needed to know :)
Freak of nature with the pink nail varnish 😂😂
I'm from the U.S ... what is a "muppet?" That was a TV show here. 😂
"now we're making you"
hahahaha
My man definitely eats his cereals every morning from his own belly button.
Never heard that before,,,👍🤣🏴
@@markhamilton9834 because your to slow.
@@richard308 I know what it refers to alright,,we would refer to him as a Chantie Wrastler,how quick are you?
Love your videos and your stance. Have you thought about producing T-Shirts with.. "You get back to work.. NOW!"
Working on it!
some people r short tempered the lady was friendly tho
After he shaved his head too , ARE YOU NOT AFRAID 😱…..🥴🤣🤣🤣😎
Time to answer for all tyrants of every colour, creed, organisation and uniform. Been getting away with it too long!!!
I think these are the funniest auditing vids
The old "we are defence contractors" chesnut.
😂 Uncle Fester is coming for ya 😂
Security is lost and is a clueless fool 💯
Security with the glass on is wearing RED nail polish 😂😂😂 13.54
Ring the police for a bloke with a camera? What a couple of fairies
Ooohhh no not security she has sence and diplomacy ❤❤❤
you are by far the best UK auditor on youtube every video has great interactions... cheers from america!!
And ely is yours :)
Wait a minute. Does that “man” have fingernail polish on?
I was recommended this video by youtube. I am currently in a process of learning to be calm when dealing with stressful situations, and with people who haven't got any social decorum, or the intelligence to understand the basics of human decency and social etiquette.
Watching road rage videos is a good way of learning to stay calm in explosive situations, and watching your performance in this video and reading the comments from your subscribers is a good way for me to practice dealing with the socially, and mentally challenged people of our society.
Invite Mark round to audit your place of work 😂
The lady was brilliant hahaha
That big hard man has beautifully painted finger nails!
The Fat Boy is so CHALLENGED he had to TATTOO the addresses of the closest 5 Do-Nut Shops. The Poor Security Guard, LOOK at HIM !!! He obviously FELL OUT OF A lorry and SCUFFED HIS HEAD, ripped his hair off.
What a load of muppets. 😂😂
Security geezer with red varnish 😂😂😂