BIG BOY SAYS HE WILL KNOCK ME OUT BUT BOTTLED IT

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  • Опубліковано 1 гру 2024

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  • @macdapimp83
    @macdapimp83 Рік тому +10

    Red nail varnish "Lee Bring the boys" 🤣 ooh I bet you were really scared 😂

  • @AnnaH74
    @AnnaH74 Рік тому +69

    It's the red nail polish that the security guard is wearing had me. Lol

  • @andyb7339
    @andyb7339 Рік тому +150

    I like how Michelle tries to calm the situation with "we've just wasted another 5 minutes of toilet time" 😂 haha think I need the toilet now

    • @19george73
      @19george73 Рік тому +10

      hahaha that got me too!! toilet time!! brilliant

    • @blurtam188
      @blurtam188 Рік тому +11

      LOL!! Just like a mum trying to get the kids to act right!!

    • @thestrengthwithin4249
      @thestrengthwithin4249 Рік тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌

    • @liamharvey2053
      @liamharvey2053 Рік тому +3

      Thought I heard that 😂😂😂😂

    • @MIK23458
      @MIK23458 Рік тому +4

      Absolutely cracked me up did that. Hilarious. 😂😂

  • @TransoceanicOutreach
    @TransoceanicOutreach Рік тому +19

    2:30 - 'Look, r u lettin me have a piss or not?' is next-level auditing banter.

  • @RobertWilliams-rd1mt
    @RobertWilliams-rd1mt Рік тому +66

    "We've just wasted another 5 min of toilet time" 🤣

    • @GRILLZxxx
      @GRILLZxxx Рік тому +2

      😂🤣😂 that bit had me I was waiting for the school bell 🛎️ to ring 😂🤣😂

  • @andrewmccormick9852
    @andrewmccormick9852 Рік тому +44

    Can't believe you called him a fat muppet, insult to muppets mate 🤣

  • @garyfry3795
    @garyfry3795 Рік тому +143

    He hasn’t been drinking, he’s far too busy painting his nails 🤷‍♂️

    • @jaytc2003
      @jaytc2003 Рік тому +11

      I noticed that as well, had to rewind. Black varnish could maybe understand but bright red...

    • @annewest4979
      @annewest4979 Рік тому +7

      And getting his ponytail straight 😂😂

    • @paulpetermckinley7699
      @paulpetermckinley7699 Рік тому +7

      Probably stole from his mummy and decided he’s now a woman.

    • @Thirdfish
      @Thirdfish Рік тому

      Careful that is classed as a hate crime since the UK turned into Clown land.

  • @stuartb4525
    @stuartb4525 Рік тому +40

    Amazing that grown men always ask someone else to phone the police on their behalf.

  • @Davidus80
    @Davidus80 Рік тому +15

    “That’s the best you can get?!!”(security)😂

  • @stun5700
    @stun5700 Рік тому +29

    Thug bouncer lay off the doughnuts LMFAOOOOO MATE you crack me up

  • @bubbacalling
    @bubbacalling 10 місяців тому +2

    "We just wasted another 5 minutes of toilet time!" LOL

  • @CCopperpot169
    @CCopperpot169 Рік тому +20

    This is like a Victoria Wood Sketch lol 😂

  • @garyhart5301
    @garyhart5301 Рік тому +30

    This place needs a mass audit😂

  • @austingtir
    @austingtir Рік тому +14

    LMFAO just realized at the end that muppet security has got red nail polish on. Clownworld always delivers.

  • @rob_on_the_rocks
    @rob_on_the_rocks Рік тому +61

    The building manager guy was a good bloke, well done I say to him. Fat boy was an absolute joke

  • @adcolt54
    @adcolt54 Рік тому +92

    The lad needs to be angry with the bloke who gave him that haircut.

  • @smash7777-
    @smash7777- Рік тому +10

    “I’ve asked you now, I’m making you”... that’s knuckles talk! 👊
    You are good at being a wee knob wind up merchant! Class! 👍🙂

  • @brendandowney8389
    @brendandowney8389 Рік тому +9

    Mate your the best, You will end up with a sore pair of balls 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @parsnip7349
    @parsnip7349 Рік тому +19

    It's your demeanour they fear, because they cannot challenge it, you starve them of their presumed authority, keep smiling and chuckling at these people 💪👍🤠

  • @SAFETY1129
    @SAFETY1129 Рік тому +2

    See uncle Fester is alive and well.

  • @Leroyy536
    @Leroyy536 Рік тому +18

    On building site with nail varnish on 😂😂

  • @MarieH589
    @MarieH589 Рік тому +5

    The woman was just as thick as the men, “ are you recording, that’s illegal” 😂

  • @martingjsmith
    @martingjsmith Рік тому +4

    Laughter is the best medicine, and I am now fully recovered from whatever it was that was ailing me! 🤣

  • @mothman1984
    @mothman1984 Рік тому +4

    6 of the strangest and oldest looking babies I've ever seen 😂
    You're calling people names I'm calling mummy and the police 😂😂😂

  • @Glori11133
    @Glori11133 Рік тому +13

    Why does the guy have red varnish on his fingernails 😂😂😂 can’t cope

  • @jjjjj899
    @jjjjj899 Рік тому +8

    😅😅😅 best laugh for ages..heart attack Julie wouldn't last 2 minutes before his bollocks dropped 😅😅😅

  • @peteglobe23
    @peteglobe23 Рік тому +6

    We just waisted another 5 minutes of toilet time 😂😂😂god bless her 🤣🤣🤣

  • @D...Charger
    @D...Charger Рік тому +164

    Bloke on the left has bright red nail varnish on.Strange bloke.

    • @davidsmith-uo7lj
      @davidsmith-uo7lj Рік тому +28

      That's to match his dress he wears on a Saturday night 😂😅

    • @charlieminaj2
      @charlieminaj2 Рік тому +10

      he wants marks squeaky appendage

    • @Asclepius445
      @Asclepius445 Рік тому +32

      He probably drinks Bud Light if you know what I mean

    • @technojoe4079
      @technojoe4079 Рік тому +8

      I clocked that as well.

    • @thelawisthelaw
      @thelawisthelaw Рік тому +8

      Nail varnish and snot in his nose 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheGoldenPig.
    @TheGoldenPig. Рік тому +5

    You questioned mr nail paints inteligence and the building manager shurgged and laughed. Amazing!
    That little interaction seemed to stop his brain working alltogether.

  • @Malabus73
    @Malabus73 Рік тому +4

    Humpty Dumpty has let himself go. 😂
    Again, can't see a SIA badge on the 'official' sercurity guard.

    • @josta2010
      @josta2010 Рік тому

      If he's employed directly by the site owner/operator to provide security for that particular site then he doesn't need to be SIA registered. Exceptions would be if it was a licensed premises or he was employed as a bastard car clamper then he would need to be SIA registered.

  • @ReggiePhoto
    @ReggiePhoto Рік тому +16

    Ukmtt: Have you been drinking?
    Security: I wish 😂😂😂

    • @lango2502
      @lango2502 Рік тому

      That friend in the wig sounds a bit crazy mate.

    • @davidsmith5523
      @davidsmith5523 Рік тому

      Do you think he would have got a wee unchallenged, if he was in high viz and wearing steel toecaps?

    • @H2o143
      @H2o143 Рік тому

      Was that you Reg with the measuring wheel ? 😂😂

  • @smacksalad
    @smacksalad Рік тому +9

    "Dont, Lawrence! He's not worth it!" :D

  • @douglipscomb3002
    @douglipscomb3002 Рік тому +34

    It's amazing how you continually find these weirdo's! Hope that security guy didn't have to pay for that hairdo!

  • @MrBXG
    @MrBXG Рік тому +2

    that ginger security look has red nail varnish on check his hard drive hahahahaha

  • @jrtw8590
    @jrtw8590 Рік тому +3

    And they proved it certain intelligence😂😂😂😂

  • @robm2034
    @robm2034 Рік тому +34

    I didn't realise you could get so many absolute divvys in one place 😂 honestly all running around like headless chickens,it's a man with a camera 🤳ffs

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 Рік тому +25

    "Hysterical claims of harassment" but not content with that we are now supposed to believe that "name calling" is a crime as well"!! This is "embarrassing beyond belief"!!!

    • @Aberbrothock1
      @Aberbrothock1 3 місяці тому

      With regards to this comment from a year ago, under Kear Starmers labour it is now.

  • @OptimisticDreamer1
    @OptimisticDreamer1 Рік тому +3

    The burger king in blue had a serious attitude lol. Great vid!

  • @jagolion6642
    @jagolion6642 Рік тому +5

    You get back to work 😂😂😂😂

  • @daemoneveleigh7563
    @daemoneveleigh7563 Рік тому +1

    Thats security...is that the best that you could do..See his face 😂😂😂😂

  • @neil_g78
    @neil_g78 Рік тому +6

    Only just came across this channel and cant stop watching it now 😂

  • @edwoodsnowden
    @edwoodsnowden Рік тому +7

    Guy with the radio wearing the tie and glasses was polite enough and he did have a sense of humour we will remove him from being a plonker. I think thats fair :)

    • @craigcombes
      @craigcombes Рік тому +1

      Yeah I thought the same thing

  • @bevsartsandcrafts715
    @bevsartsandcrafts715 Рік тому +4

    I’ve just read the reviews of this place 😂😂 someone put a review on about how they can’t deal with an auditor 😂 brilliant

  • @derekgrace8000
    @derekgrace8000 Рік тому +3

    That's some country haircut 😂

  • @Davidculshaw70
    @Davidculshaw70 Рік тому +32

    It’s like a pantomime the way he plays the workers and they fall for it every time.

  • @neilhatton6018
    @neilhatton6018 Рік тому +5

    Is the wig & measuring wheel our beloved Reggie?! 🤣🇬🇧🙏🏻

  • @CharlieB3723
    @CharlieB3723 Рік тому +10

    😂😂😂 big baldy man was fuming 😮

  • @MrHarryelsie
    @MrHarryelsie Рік тому +4

    Brilliant, you do make me laugh Mark 🤣

  • @nickparsons1977
    @nickparsons1977 Рік тому +12

    The proclaimers have gone to the dogs

  • @billygnasher
    @billygnasher Рік тому +11

    Well done lady true professional, the others are absolute plonkers.

  • @RAPTORSUNRAY
    @RAPTORSUNRAY 8 місяців тому +2

    Hahaha..i LUV THIS GUY.... he luvs conflict.. hes a proper wind up merchant...😂😂😂😂

  • @nervo6321
    @nervo6321 Рік тому +6

    Brilliant…one of the best ever 😂

  • @deepfiix
    @deepfiix Рік тому +14

    I think they just wanted to come into the toilet with you so they can see what a real man looks like lol

  • @rob103rl
    @rob103rl Рік тому +16

    7:55 wondered what Ashley Peacock was doing nowadays

  • @phillmorgan4814
    @phillmorgan4814 Рік тому +11

    Uk meets the tyrants never fails to make me laugh, he plays them like a fiddle , there to thick to comprend, brilliant footage,massive fan ,

  • @shaekwonofficial8654
    @shaekwonofficial8654 Рік тому +4

    Sally Webster 😂

  • @blackshuck615
    @blackshuck615 Рік тому +6

    Holy balls!! That was like a scene from Stars Wars, Mos Eisley bar area all full of mutants; with the mutant band playing.

  • @asterickjones
    @asterickjones Рік тому +25

    Saw you got an honourable mention on Lytham St Annes news yesterday, glad to see you're out filming new material!

  • @Geoffinfinity
    @Geoffinfinity Рік тому +4

    Absolute gold was a day trip to meet the Adam’s family pmsl

  • @BABYWOLF--1966
    @BABYWOLF--1966 10 місяців тому +2

    It's against the law not to allow a member of the public to use the toilet

  • @captmarvel7334
    @captmarvel7334 Рік тому +2

    Was it me or did that invincible security guard have his finger nails painted red?😂

  • @davecollumbell4592
    @davecollumbell4592 Рік тому +13

    by far one the best auditors on here...what a laugh 😆

  • @glennbrown222
    @glennbrown222 Рік тому +7

    Bit of a weird one mohawk and nail polish with a walkie talkie.

  • @5thnorth
    @5thnorth Рік тому +4

    When you pay peanuts you get the brain dead.

  • @stay_illin7031
    @stay_illin7031 Рік тому +5

    who else does it like UK?? one of those most enertaining auditors on the net!

  • @AndyPandy007
    @AndyPandy007 Рік тому +8

    Mr blobby thought he was hard lol

  • @timtam6442
    @timtam6442 Рік тому +16

    Didn’t know if he was going to punch you or eat you

  • @deadpaul4399
    @deadpaul4399 8 місяців тому +1

    Idk how your not in more full on fights mate lol I fkn love this channel

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side Рік тому +19

    Hahahahaha I just love Mark's wit, fantastic auditor. Always brightens my day! 😆

  • @lilhazey1128
    @lilhazey1128 Рік тому

    Chap with the wig on? see’s a wee wheel… REGGIE!!!! 😂😂😂😂 amazing the man himself

  • @darrenhibbert9331
    @darrenhibbert9331 Рік тому +8

    "I bet you'd love to love me" 😂😂

  • @bobnicholson6118
    @bobnicholson6118 Рік тому +8

    Protecting corporate property as though they own it......

  • @williebobs3830
    @williebobs3830 3 місяці тому

    Your the nutter i keep finding in pubs. 😂. Keep it up.

  • @DreamClean
    @DreamClean Рік тому +9

    These videos are thing that make me laugh the most. Deserve way more views.

  • @kidneystone53
    @kidneystone53 Рік тому +15

    I went to Greggs today for a pasty and they had sold out...now I know who ate them.

  • @frankcarew239
    @frankcarew239 Рік тому +12

    Someone has scribbled on Billy Bunters arms.

  • @JohnnyT-p4r
    @JohnnyT-p4r Рік тому +11

    Ah good old darwen, the building next door is TV licencing if you needed to know :)

  • @stevenbrennan7027
    @stevenbrennan7027 Рік тому

    Freak of nature with the pink nail varnish 😂😂

  • @SavingsMinusDebt
    @SavingsMinusDebt 2 місяці тому

    I'm from the U.S ... what is a "muppet?" That was a TV show here. 😂

  • @nickpotts3913
    @nickpotts3913 Рік тому +1

    "now we're making you"
    hahahaha

  • @richard308
    @richard308 Рік тому +1

    My man definitely eats his cereals every morning from his own belly button.

    • @markhamilton9834
      @markhamilton9834 8 місяців тому

      Never heard that before,,,👍🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @richard308
      @richard308 8 місяців тому

      @@markhamilton9834 because your to slow.

    • @markhamilton9834
      @markhamilton9834 8 місяців тому

      @@richard308 I know what it refers to alright,,we would refer to him as a Chantie Wrastler,how quick are you?

  • @TyroneDaviesWELSHMAN
    @TyroneDaviesWELSHMAN Рік тому +1

    Love your videos and your stance. Have you thought about producing T-Shirts with.. "You get back to work.. NOW!"

  • @klayed
    @klayed Рік тому +8

    some people r short tempered the lady was friendly tho

  • @thehouseholder5468
    @thehouseholder5468 Рік тому +1

    After he shaved his head too , ARE YOU NOT AFRAID 😱…..🥴🤣🤣🤣😎

  • @fairstartscot.5504
    @fairstartscot.5504 Рік тому +3

    Time to answer for all tyrants of every colour, creed, organisation and uniform. Been getting away with it too long!!!

  • @waynesilverman3048
    @waynesilverman3048 Рік тому +7

    I think these are the funniest auditing vids

  • @danjam2800
    @danjam2800 Рік тому +1

    The old "we are defence contractors" chesnut.

  • @donparks9736
    @donparks9736 Місяць тому

    😂 Uncle Fester is coming for ya 😂

  • @Sickofitall99
    @Sickofitall99 Рік тому +2

    Security is lost and is a clueless fool 💯

  • @lfcl468
    @lfcl468 Рік тому +1

    Security with the glass on is wearing RED nail polish 😂😂😂 13.54

  • @laurenced2916
    @laurenced2916 Рік тому +7

    Ring the police for a bloke with a camera? What a couple of fairies

  • @andrewbennett7756
    @andrewbennett7756 Рік тому

    Ooohhh no not security she has sence and diplomacy ❤❤❤

  • @commanderclaude8781
    @commanderclaude8781 Рік тому +20

    you are by far the best UK auditor on youtube every video has great interactions... cheers from america!!

  • @vintagerecordambassadeur4098
    @vintagerecordambassadeur4098 Рік тому +7

    Wait a minute. Does that “man” have fingernail polish on?

  • @ONCEbittenTWICEshyshyshy
    @ONCEbittenTWICEshyshyshy Рік тому +13

    I was recommended this video by youtube. I am currently in a process of learning to be calm when dealing with stressful situations, and with people who haven't got any social decorum, or the intelligence to understand the basics of human decency and social etiquette.
    Watching road rage videos is a good way of learning to stay calm in explosive situations, and watching your performance in this video and reading the comments from your subscribers is a good way for me to practice dealing with the socially, and mentally challenged people of our society.

    • @shivaunt71
      @shivaunt71 11 місяців тому

      Invite Mark round to audit your place of work 😂

  • @Jamescarr14
    @Jamescarr14 Рік тому +1

    The lady was brilliant hahaha

  • @stevebird7265
    @stevebird7265 Рік тому +5

    That big hard man has beautifully painted finger nails!

  • @phdr754
    @phdr754 Рік тому +2

    The Fat Boy is so CHALLENGED he had to TATTOO the addresses of the closest 5 Do-Nut Shops. The Poor Security Guard, LOOK at HIM !!! He obviously FELL OUT OF A lorry and SCUFFED HIS HEAD, ripped his hair off.

  • @DeniseStevens1203
    @DeniseStevens1203 Рік тому

    What a load of muppets. 😂😂

  • @Pizza.Man27
    @Pizza.Man27 Рік тому

    Security geezer with red varnish 😂😂😂