It's your demeanour they fear, because they cannot challenge it, you starve them of their presumed authority, keep smiling and chuckling at these people 💪👍🤠
"Hysterical claims of harassment" but not content with that we are now supposed to believe that "name calling" is a crime as well"!! This is "embarrassing beyond belief"!!!
If he's employed directly by the site owner/operator to provide security for that particular site then he doesn't need to be SIA registered. Exceptions would be if it was a licensed premises or he was employed as a bastard car clamper then he would need to be SIA registered.
You questioned mr nail paints inteligence and the building manager shurgged and laughed. Amazing! That little interaction seemed to stop his brain working alltogether.
Guy with the radio wearing the tie and glasses was polite enough and he did have a sense of humour we will remove him from being a plonker. I think thats fair :)
Mark, you don’t go for a TKO or a Knockout, you love your 10 rounds and we love ‘em too. 😂 . I tell you what, I get more excitement in watching you than I do from the missus, so “I’ll love you and leave you” 🥰🥴👍🏻
I was recommended this video by youtube. I am currently in a process of learning to be calm when dealing with stressful situations, and with people who haven't got any social decorum, or the intelligence to understand the basics of human decency and social etiquette. Watching road rage videos is a good way of learning to stay calm in explosive situations, and watching your performance in this video and reading the comments from your subscribers is a good way for me to practice dealing with the socially, and mentally challenged people of our society.
I like how Michelle tries to calm the situation with "we've just wasted another 5 minutes of toilet time" 😂 haha think I need the toilet now
hahaha that got me too!! toilet time!! brilliant
LOL!! Just like a mum trying to get the kids to act right!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌
Thought I heard that 😂😂😂😂
Absolutely cracked me up did that. Hilarious. 😂😂
It's the red nail polish that the security guard is wearing had me. Lol
I know .
Get you, ducky 💅🏾🤣👠👠💄
😂😂😂😅
Red nail varnish "Lee Bring the boys" 🤣 ooh I bet you were really scared 😂
Thug bouncer lay off the doughnuts LMFAOOOOO MATE you crack me up
LMFAO just realized at the end that muppet security has got red nail polish on. Clownworld always delivers.
"We've just wasted another 5 min of toilet time" 🤣
😂🤣😂 that bit had me I was waiting for the school bell 🛎️ to ring 😂🤣😂
2:30 - 'Look, r u lettin me have a piss or not?' is next-level auditing banter.
“That’s the best you can get?!!”(security)😂
Can't believe you called him a fat muppet, insult to muppets mate 🤣
This is like a Victoria Wood Sketch lol 😂
😅😅😅 best laugh for ages..heart attack Julie wouldn't last 2 minutes before his bollocks dropped 😅😅😅
Mate your the best, You will end up with a sore pair of balls 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amazing that grown men always ask someone else to phone the police on their behalf.
Laughter is the best medicine, and I am now fully recovered from whatever it was that was ailing me! 🤣
This place needs a mass audit😂
He hasn’t been drinking, he’s far too busy painting his nails 🤷♂️
I noticed that as well, had to rewind. Black varnish could maybe understand but bright red...
And getting his ponytail straight 😂😂
Probably stole from his mummy and decided he’s now a woman.
Careful that is classed as a hate crime since the UK turned into Clown land.
“I’ve asked you now, I’m making you”... that’s knuckles talk! 👊
You are good at being a wee knob wind up merchant! Class! 👍🙂
The building manager guy was a good bloke, well done I say to him. Fat boy was an absolute joke
It's your demeanour they fear, because they cannot challenge it, you starve them of their presumed authority, keep smiling and chuckling at these people 💪👍🤠
The lad needs to be angry with the bloke who gave him that haircut.
And who painted his nails ,wonder if he did his toes as well?
It looks like he cuts his own hair!
It was a council job😅
@@davidpickard9393 🤣🤣😂
😂😂😂
"We just wasted another 5 minutes of toilet time!" LOL
Why does the guy have red varnish on his fingernails 😂😂😂 can’t cope
Don't forget the ponytail 😂
The woman was just as thick as the men, “ are you recording, that’s illegal” 😂
On building site with nail varnish on 😂😂
I didn't realise you could get so many absolute divvys in one place 😂 honestly all running around like headless chickens,it's a man with a camera 🤳ffs
6 of the strangest and oldest looking babies I've ever seen 😂
You're calling people names I'm calling mummy and the police 😂😂😂
Ukmtt: Have you been drinking?
Security: I wish 😂😂😂
That friend in the wig sounds a bit crazy mate.
Do you think he would have got a wee unchallenged, if he was in high viz and wearing steel toecaps?
Was that you Reg with the measuring wheel ? 😂😂
The burger king in blue had a serious attitude lol. Great vid!
It's amazing how you continually find these weirdo's! Hope that security guy didn't have to pay for that hairdo!
We just waisted another 5 minutes of toilet time 😂😂😂god bless her 🤣🤣🤣
Bloke on the left has bright red nail varnish on.Strange bloke.
That's to match his dress he wears on a Saturday night 😂😅
he wants marks squeaky appendage
He probably drinks Bud Light if you know what I mean
I clocked that as well.
Nail varnish and snot in his nose 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Hysterical claims of harassment" but not content with that we are now supposed to believe that "name calling" is a crime as well"!! This is "embarrassing beyond belief"!!!
With regards to this comment from a year ago, under Kear Starmers labour it is now.
Humpty Dumpty has let himself go. 😂
Again, can't see a SIA badge on the 'official' sercurity guard.
If he's employed directly by the site owner/operator to provide security for that particular site then he doesn't need to be SIA registered. Exceptions would be if it was a licensed premises or he was employed as a bastard car clamper then he would need to be SIA registered.
Brilliant, you do make me laugh Mark 🤣
Brilliant…one of the best ever 😂
You questioned mr nail paints inteligence and the building manager shurgged and laughed. Amazing!
That little interaction seemed to stop his brain working alltogether.
Is the wig & measuring wheel our beloved Reggie?! 🤣🇬🇧🙏🏻
Hahaha..i LUV THIS GUY.... he luvs conflict.. hes a proper wind up merchant...😂😂😂😂
You get back to work 😂😂😂😂
And they proved it certain intelligence😂😂😂😂
Well done lady true professional, the others are absolute plonkers.
Thats security...is that the best that you could do..See his face 😂😂😂😂
that ginger security look has red nail varnish on check his hard drive hahahahaha
It’s like a pantomime the way he plays the workers and they fall for it every time.
Idk how your not in more full on fights mate lol I fkn love this channel
👌👌👌
Holy balls!! That was like a scene from Stars Wars, Mos Eisley bar area all full of mutants; with the mutant band playing.
"Dont, Lawrence! He's not worth it!" :D
Only just came across this channel and cant stop watching it now 😂
The proclaimers have gone to the dogs
7:55 wondered what Ashley Peacock was doing nowadays
I’ve just read the reviews of this place 😂😂 someone put a review on about how they can’t deal with an auditor 😂 brilliant
Uk meets the tyrants never fails to make me laugh, he plays them like a fiddle , there to thick to comprend, brilliant footage,massive fan ,
That's some country haircut 😂
See uncle Fester is alive and well.
Guy with the radio wearing the tie and glasses was polite enough and he did have a sense of humour we will remove him from being a plonker. I think thats fair :)
Yeah I thought the same thing
Didn’t know if he was going to punch you or eat you
Chap with the wig on? see’s a wee wheel… REGGIE!!!! 😂😂😂😂 amazing the man himself
Sally Webster 😂
Mr blobby thought he was hard lol
Your the nutter i keep finding in pubs. 😂. Keep it up.
Bit of a weird one mohawk and nail polish with a walkie talkie.
Was it me or did that invincible security guard have his finger nails painted red?😂
Saw you got an honourable mention on Lytham St Annes news yesterday, glad to see you're out filming new material!
I think these are the funniest auditing vids
I'm from the U.S ... what is a "muppet?" That was a TV show here. 😂
who else does it like UK?? one of those most enertaining auditors on the net!
😂😂😂 big baldy man was fuming 😮
Ah good old darwen, the building next door is TV licencing if you needed to know :)
Im not your pal your a grass 😂, brilliant!!
Absolute gold was a day trip to meet the Adam’s family pmsl
Someone has scribbled on Billy Bunters arms.
😂
😂 Uncle Fester is coming for ya 😂
I went to Greggs today for a pasty and they had sold out...now I know who ate them.
im bursting fur a pish, quality mark🤣👍🏴💯
I think they just wanted to come into the toilet with you so they can see what a real man looks like lol
MATRON! 🤣
Mark, you don’t go for a TKO or a Knockout, you love your 10 rounds and we love ‘em too. 😂 . I tell you what, I get more excitement in watching you than I do from the missus, so “I’ll love you and leave you” 🥰🥴👍🏻
Then leave your missus alone and let her get a better man.
My man definitely eats his cereals every morning from his own belly button.
Never heard that before,,,👍🤣🏴
@@markhamilton9834 because your to slow.
@@richard308 I know what it refers to alright,,we would refer to him as a Chantie Wrastler,how quick are you?
Good video upload enjoyed watching it brilliant this one is cheers m8 😂
After he shaved his head too , ARE YOU NOT AFRAID 😱…..🥴🤣🤣🤣😎
HAHAHAHAHHA UK its just comedy , mate is briliant comedy im , crying kurva mac hahahah
Love your videos and your stance. Have you thought about producing T-Shirts with.. "You get back to work.. NOW!"
Working on it!
Protecting corporate property as though they own it......
Security with the glass on is wearing RED nail polish 😂😂😂 13.54
I was recommended this video by youtube. I am currently in a process of learning to be calm when dealing with stressful situations, and with people who haven't got any social decorum, or the intelligence to understand the basics of human decency and social etiquette.
Watching road rage videos is a good way of learning to stay calm in explosive situations, and watching your performance in this video and reading the comments from your subscribers is a good way for me to practice dealing with the socially, and mentally challenged people of our society.
Invite Mark round to audit your place of work 😂
What is that with nail varnish and a pony tail😱Jesus Christ man
It's against the law not to allow a member of the public to use the toilet
What a load of muppets. 😂😂
That big hard man has beautifully painted finger nails!
7.31 nice nail varnished thumb mate👍🤣🤣13.54 ohh...the whole lot are did🤣🤣
"We've just wasted another 5 minutes of toilet time". Lol
my new fav channel that guys face when you laughed at him ahahahahahahah
The lady was brilliant hahaha
Im bursting for a piss,,, Quality hit,,,i peed my pants 😂👍🏴
Get back to work hahaha brilliant 😂😂😂😂
"now we're making you"
hahahaha
Did i see right, big hard man in the high viz got red nail polish on, does it identify as a security woman.😂
This is brilliant
Well done the camera man😊😅
When you pay peanuts you get the brain dead.
Brilliant lay of the doughnut well said pal top marks ❤
Wait a minute. Does that “man” have fingernail polish on?