My biggest issue with the "realistic" Mario image is genuinely just the fact that the PIRANHA plant, has been turned into an HERBIVORE. Don't think that's what happened? Look again. See how the teeth are flat and square? That's so they can tear apart plant matter with ease. Now look at the teeth of a dog or cat. See how they're jagged and sharp? That's so they can tear apart meat and grind it into little chunks. Now look at a human's teeth. Notice that we feature both flat square teeth and sharp jagged teeth. Now take one more look at that Piranha plant and feel uncomfortable thinking about getting a massage from the mouth of a plant as it tries and fails to tear you apart in any way. Welcome to my hell. Edit: 5:58
@@kwstassp I can't tell if you're asking why I went into such detail, why that's the one thing that bothered me, or if you're agreeing with me and questioning the creator of the art piece.
9:52 Fun Fact: Willy Wonka actually _does_ calls himself eatable in the remake, but says that "it's called cannibalism" which he says is "frowned upon in most societies"
TIHI Starter Pack: Taking something wholesome, then taking away something that is necessary for it to still stay wholesome. “Teehee.” Doing something so absurd it would be considered absolutely horrific. Cursed image, but maybe a little toned down. Making something cartoony, extremely realistic. I’ll probably add more
Imagine that but in reverse: the brain and I are friends the brain makes me smart I give energy and oxygen for the brain the old guy says plants once existed he says the plants are powered by clear blood too bad there gone all that’s left are statues and peices sometimes I wonder what the plants looked like : shows humanoid plant
I can't imagine what living with these guys would feel like. I mean, nonstop laughter and cringe is just what suits me best. I love this channel and i will never leave it!! NOT EVEN IF I FRIKKING DIE!
In a universe In a galaxy In a milky Way In a planet In a country In a state In a county In a city In a town In a house In a room There is one Only one man That said “If you put toast in a toaster, is it toast toast or is just...burnt?”
I got u here's the definition of the colon: The colon is also known as the large bowel or large intestine. It is an organ that is part of the digestive system (also called the digestive tract) in the human body. The digestive system is the group of organs that allow us to eat and to use the food we eat to fuel our bodies.
Oooo oo oooooo! I have a few thoughts that belong here! (dont have reddit so imma put it here): - Imagine your body shrinking slowly but your skin remains the same size as now. - You pet a dog, but then all of a sudden, it flops down and blinks at you, looking deflated. As you examine further, you find that there is no more flesh, no more blood, just blinking, sad eyes and bones. Just a bag of bones. Just. A. Fur. Bag. - You rub your eyes but they fall out, one dangling by the vain thingy it's connected to, but the other rolls away, and stops, staring at you.
Plz help me, I have asked my mom about what the hell are this, now I have been punished. And yes, my eyes are punished too, can somebody plz help me forget this disgusting images? I can't eat normally without thinking anything sexual about it, I'm not good at English.
My my how the turns have tabled or in demon language delbat evah snurt eht woh ym ym its prenounced exactly how it looks and you must say it in a deep partially whispering voice with some black contact lenses say christ loves you like this with some black contacts that cover everything but the pupil uoy sevol tsirhc in the same way to you aunt as exactly 3:33 am in comete darkness after changing every light neer you with a dark red lights slowly follor her chanting everything backwards in the same tone of voice u till it reaches 4:00 then drop to the floor and act like nothing happened
1) yes, Jake can stretch his gums. 2) Adventure time is a Horror universe. It's filled with monsters, living food, crazed magic wielding demons, nuclear waste, Lovecraftian entities, and the fact that it all happened after a zombie apocalypse.
5:01 I mean there was that one episode Jake got poisoned and just made his liver super sized to deal with the poison so I'd assume he could stretch his gums
The colon is also known as the large bowel or large intestine. It is an organ that is part of the digestive system (also called the digestive tract) in the human body. The digestive system is the group of organs that allow us to eat and to use the food we eat to fuel our bodies.
2:10 to be honest i would love to have that, i play volleyball and i recently hurt my toe bc of my nail but like- imagine- without toenails u cant hurt ur toes (unless u hit it on a table lol)
![[TF2] Weapon Stereotypes! Episode 2: The Scout](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/w2Ak8hV_J1k/mqdefault.jpg)
"Is this expression him liking it or being disgusted by it"
"Both. Both is good"
The snacc that breaks the children’s back whenever they attack.
It sounds like _crackalack_
snacc
r/cursedcomments
I will obtain a stack
How does a snacc break a child's back?
HUMANZZZ r/wooosh
15:16: "Just dismembering and cutting up their loaf ones"
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@Emer Lerd indeed
This guy can totally pull off a Tomura Shigaraki impression.
100% need this is my life now.
Time stamp????
@@shigarakisfavsimp5749 14:14
I hate this. I hate this so much. It’s so accurate but to an extent that it terrifies me
Oh
@@Lion_zzz-555 YeS
8:55
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My biggest issue with the "realistic" Mario image is genuinely just the fact that the PIRANHA plant, has been turned into an HERBIVORE. Don't think that's what happened? Look again. See how the teeth are flat and square? That's so they can tear apart plant matter with ease. Now look at the teeth of a dog or cat. See how they're jagged and sharp? That's so they can tear apart meat and grind it into little chunks. Now look at a human's teeth. Notice that we feature both flat square teeth and sharp jagged teeth. Now take one more look at that Piranha plant and feel uncomfortable thinking about getting a massage from the mouth of a plant as it tries and fails to tear you apart in any way. Welcome to my hell.
Edit: 5:58
Thanks for the likes fellas. Suddenly I'm hoping I end up on a reddit page, lol.
Dude you are absolutely right
why
@@kwstassp I can't tell if you're asking why I went into such detail, why that's the one thing that bothered me, or if you're agreeing with me and questioning the creator of the art piece.
@@ziggiethegreat7738 nah mate u dont need to i totally aggre.
9:52
Fun Fact: Willy Wonka actually _does_ calls himself eatable in the remake, but says that "it's called cannibalism" which he says is "frowned upon in most societies"
Now he is more of serial killer inspiration
FROWNED UPON, not illegal
@@bentendo64-incredibox40that's because in many places, it isn't illegal! However, almost all methods of obtaining human flesh, ARE illegal.
"I'm the snacc that speaks bacc"
Hmm... I dunno. I dunno man. Seems kinda *Epic* to me!
I aspire to have this much confidence
It's "I'm Jack, don't do crack."
@@WillyToucha The *What*
@@deltahizuro7689 someones new
@@WillyToucha yes and no
6:52
Jack: GUYS! I can't crack my knuckles to finish this post!
Me: FOR EMKAY!!! **cracks knuckles **
*rips knuckles the echidna in half*
The cats want to crack your spine
9:08
Emkay: Its meant to say Cologne"
In my head:... Did they Stutter?
What does colon mean. I searched it but didnt got any definitive answer
@Daily Apple 😂😂😂 wtf . Also how many 1000s of comments did you scroll to get to me
@Daily Apple oo
Cologne is a city in germany
Me to emkay : Thanks, I love ya
doesnt make sense
Thanks I love it
Im just waiting for emkay to comment this "thanks i love it"
TILI
@@justsomerandombananawithin3705 hi
"I enjoy"
-Giraffe Kid, Some Year.
I now comment
I now comment (2)
I now comment (4)
I now comment (5)
Everyone: Thanks I hate It
Me: Says ‘TIHI’
Zekewheats how to say TIHI: tih hih
tee hee
Sjoerd van der Meer Tie hie.. so is Hie pronounced as high orrrrrr
MJ=T-hee-hee
tee hee
"When you hug a guy and smell like his L A R G E I N T E S T I N E." - girls in these videos
6:29 "Don't forget to put your eyeballs under your pillow for the eyeball fairy!"
@Epic please stop please
Unexist, NOW!
If you rolled over they'd go squish.
It cost you 0$ to comment this. Yet you still had to.
@@ellabennett6091*throws up violently* WHY GOD WHY *continues throwing up*
Jack: I’m the snack that talks back
Me Gay: I like snacks especially when they talk back
Please’t
Umm excuse me what
@@Kingtron5464 *THIS MAN HAS MADE A NEW WORD...* please't
0o0
Me: bitch
We'll be right back
TIHI Starter Pack:
Taking something wholesome, then taking away something that is necessary for it to still stay wholesome.
“Teehee.”
Doing something so absurd it would be considered absolutely horrific.
Cursed image, but maybe a little toned down.
Making something cartoony, extremely realistic.
I’ll probably add more
Oh noooo
Sad news
7:53
Let's just appreciate on how cute this is
Except to the end
Someone should make a game out of it
Imagine that but in reverse: the brain and I are friends the brain makes me smart I give energy and oxygen for the brain the old guy says plants once existed he says the plants are powered by clear blood too bad there gone all that’s left are statues and peices sometimes I wonder what the plants looked like : shows humanoid plant
The little guy is so precious =v=
Ima make a story out of it.
@@wr6676 I bought a cute, cheap game on Switch that’s sort of similar outside of the human part. It’s called Woodle Tree 2: Deluxe.
I can't imagine what living with these guys would feel like.
I mean, nonstop laughter and cringe is just what suits me best.
I love this channel and i will never leave it!!
NOT EVEN IF I FRIKKING DIE!
14:02 I've never laughed so hard, WHERES THAT SMIIIIILLLEEEE
Which anime is that from? I loved the anime but forgot what its called
@@holybleachbottle8318 ...it isn't an anime you fu-
"Do you ever wonder... what is going on inside their head?..."
*Yes* ... *yes I do* ... *mom* ... *come pick me up* ... *I'm scared* ...
if i hear someone call Remy “Ratatouille” one more time i’m gonna FLIP MY SHIT
Please don't flip your shit
It makes quite a mess
The rat is ratatouille
@Charlie Emily
why is it a woosh? i get it’s a joke but it doesn’t make it less annoying lol, even my initial comment is kinda a joke
@Charlie Emily What- how
@Charlie Emily 👁👄👁
1:17 a rare specimen of shrek's hand
4:30 no you don’t get it, that’s d’arby’s perspective gambling with the souls
No one:
D’arby: *eats polnareff*
Go ahead, mister Joesturrr
Fun fact: we have never heard emkay's real voice.
WhAT
No.. Just-just stop!!-
GET OFF THE INTERNET!!-
Sнцт тне неll цр ьоу..
SHUT IT NO- JUST
@@TheGuy060 What
In a universe
In a galaxy
In a milky Way
In a planet
In a country
In a state
In a county
In a city
In a town
In a house
In a room
There is one
Only one man
That said
“If you put toast in a toaster, is it toast toast or is just...burnt?”
You said in a room like others are in there😧😨🤗
Wha-what?
toasted toaster*
Where's the person who recommended Jack to say "Hi, it's Jack, I'm asking for some feedback?"
S/he gave up I think
Sad...
Colon:the large intestine why are you laughing so much?
A colon is basically a poop holder, that's why it's funny
GD Colon
@@MeowthRabanne oh no
Me: **Pours water into a flask without googles**
My chemistry teacher: *are you preparing to meet jesus?*
Yoda: "there is another..."
EmKay:* "GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP!"
peanut milk
11:45 I can not Express how many of my brain cells were fried looking at this photo
"I want them unalived"
-Jack 2020
DAMN IT! IT'S "I'M JACK, DON'T DO CRACK." COME ON MAN!
Am I the only one who could hear Jack sing "What a terrible day to have eyes" on loop for eternity
8:21 I ain't even mad, that's the cutest shit I've ever seen!
If Jake can stretch his gums, he can probably stretch his teeth too
oh god please no-
No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.
N O .
*Stretches pp*
@@hefefggre NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I got u
here's the definition of the colon: The colon is also known as the large bowel or large intestine. It is an organ that is part of the digestive system (also called the digestive tract) in the human body. The digestive system is the group of organs that allow us to eat and to use the food we eat to fuel our bodies.
i wanted this and i am forever thankful you let me not google it
Same
Imagine having to explain what the fuck digestive system is
Wait you guys dont smell that when a person you're attractive to walks by?
Thanks man
When they kept saying "colon" all I could think about was the punctuation mark.
I love it when i smell a guy's :
2:47 I feel bad for the person that had to do the job.
reminder to myself: dont read this subreddit while eating
Thank you for that reminder/ advice
@@mzkn_083 Hey! It was for herself!
@@jessekwb5035 Her*. But if it saves one person from almost throwing up, take the advice. 😔 too many has suffered from this subreddit while eating...
@@eurslaecho3681 My apologies.
@@jessekwb5035 lol its ok
Okay but that first one [0:01] made me laugh, for at least two minutes straight, I have no clue as to why
Alternative title: Jack gags for almost 20 minutes.
13:18 Brit here. It’s a common trope because it’s 100% true.
"My name is Jack, I'm the snack that speaks back."
*"Yumyumyumyumyumyumyum."*
The voice for the little flower robot was so cute! The monster girl selfie had me nearly choking on my drink.
God:
Yeh, so you know how some sins are unforgivable.
Petition for jack to say: “ hello everyone my name is jack and I am high on crack and welcome back to emkay” as the intro
**signs**
8:20 it was going so so well but then that
Btw they should've put a okay sign
4:42
Imagine having to breathe through your head and completely relocate your brain inside of where your nose would be
This just showed up and people already here from 3 mins ago
**dips finger in yellow liquid**
**Taste**
"Wait is this pee or apple juice-"
LMAO
tell me they taste the same
April fools plan
i think you just accidentally made a homestuck reference
@@Shade45- and no they don't taste the same, Apple juice is a bit sweet and pee taste extremely weird-
@@platefamily7991 Hahaha... *wait what*
When you where watching emkay before and switch to watching emkay
12:28
I was eating cereal.
Now I am not eating cereal.
10:32 his tears bro, the tears he cried after seeing these posts
Me Without Listening with headphones:
Me Listening with headphones: AAAAAHHHHH YEAAAHHHH
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
16:56 "This is far too S-pacific"
3:56 I THOUGHT I WAS THE OnLY ONE WHO FIGURED THAT OUT
seriously if u think about it, he is spitting facts
6:07 the dark souls version of super Mario.
0:16
You're the snack,ay?
*intense swallowing sounds*
UM
Your the snack eater ay .intense cobymism sounds.
7:16 Thanks, I’ll never look at horses the same way again
5:28 stop covering up we all know what you did Shane Dawson
No-
@@cristopherafton6873 Y E S
NO SHUT UP PLEASE
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I don't want to be that person, but that is actually a *tooth comb.*
Yaaayy!!
Oooo oo oooooo!
I have a few thoughts that belong here! (dont have reddit so imma put it here):
- Imagine your body shrinking slowly but your skin remains the same size as now.
- You pet a dog, but then all of a sudden, it flops down and blinks at you, looking deflated. As you examine further, you find that there is no more flesh, no more blood, just blinking, sad eyes and bones. Just a bag of bones. Just. A. Fur. Bag.
- You rub your eyes but they fall out, one dangling by the vain thingy it's connected to, but the other rolls away, and stops, staring at you.
People: +makes something cursed+
EmKay: is this a *video idea*
I clicked so fast even sonic can't keep up with me
Emily Rotando *OH NO NO NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*
I laughed at your comment so quickly that nobody even heard.
13:56 when the ptsd hits and it hits hard
"you're gonna google it" no. no i wont.
because i already know.
also i thought it said onion first wth
@Moon The night wingLarge Intestine lol
Plz help me, I have asked my mom about what the hell are this, now I have been punished. And yes, my eyes are punished too, can somebody plz help me forget this disgusting images? I can't eat normally without thinking anything sexual about it, I'm not good at English.
google translated it and still confused-
i don't wanna google
@@temmie9456 Wtf wait why did u get punished?
My my how the turns have tabled or in demon language delbat evah snurt eht woh ym ym its prenounced exactly how it looks and you must say it in a deep partially whispering voice with some black contact lenses say christ loves you like this with some black contacts that cover everything but the pupil uoy sevol tsirhc in the same way to you aunt as exactly 3:33 am in comete darkness after changing every light neer you with a dark red lights slowly follor her chanting everything backwards in the same tone of voice u till it reaches 4:00 then drop to the floor and act like nothing happened
Awwwee Jack’s “ahmyumyumyumyumyum” at the beginning 🥺 so cuuuute
I'm never gonna think of eggs the same after Jack called it c h i c k e n p e r i o d
A normal coversationt: **exist**
Me: *Lasagnas are just spaghetti flavored cake*
The fact that this is true make me want to cease to exist.
wait -
And i don't mind
Ramen is just weeb spaghetti
@@SleepyEmi spaghetti is just dough worm
4:10
That was one of the only times I was literally like, 😂 at something. And I've already seen that!
10:15 Why does he sound like a screaming frog?????!!
1) yes, Jake can stretch his gums.
2) Adventure time is a Horror universe. It's filled with monsters, living food, crazed magic wielding demons, nuclear waste, Lovecraftian entities, and the fact that it all happened after a zombie apocalypse.
i am on my morning jog and the "Three Malignant Tumors" startled tf outta me, i almost tripped 😭
That cheddar meme will live on forever
the_gc_ghost no it wont
Well, it could. It's lasted this long.
13:56
The one on the right when I see it, all I can think about is Jchlatt voice and it’s fricking weird
I saw that on an anime once im just scrolling through the comments trying to figure out witch one its from XD
@@holybleachbottle8318 do you still not know? Because I know we’re this comes from
@@mattthegamer172 nope
@@holybleachbottle8318 pog
@@mattthegamer172 -_-
5:01 I mean there was that one episode Jake got poisoned and just made his liver super sized to deal with the poison so I'd assume he could stretch his gums
jack:hi cool cats and kittens!
me with my cat:its for you
4:03 "How many crunches did she do?"
Wow, she must've been the glitched target Agent 47 couldn't kill.
0:35 - I love the fact that he just looks like TheFatRat
FIVE SECONDS AGO
bruh my recommendations on some crazy drugs
Same
Jack on c r a c k
13:55
I want a cat with human ears. don't question me.
I mean a third option is possible
Emkay: hey cool cats and kittens!
Me: HEY, CAROL BASKIN SAID THAT YOU BI...
The colon is also known as the large bowel or large intestine. It is an organ that is part of the digestive system (also called the digestive tract) in the human body. The digestive system is the group of organs that allow us to eat and to use the food we eat to fuel our bodies.
3:22 I can't believe it's an smt nocturne meme
IKR?!?!?!
“Now that’s what I call a Scooby snack”
Jack: I'm a snacc
Me: Don't mind if I do
The little robot comic is actually so cute
Ikr? Like with the flower and the cart things? I’m gonna make that an animated series
@@RucaDoo ok then
@K M
PPPPLLLLSSSSS DDDDDOOOOOOO!!!!
therapist: front-facing eye of cthulhu isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
front-facing eye of cthulhu: 8:50
14:34 That voice is much more cursed than the panels show on the video
7:53 a blessed image this does not deserve to be in thanks I hate it subreddit
2:10 to be honest i would love to have that, i play volleyball and i recently hurt my toe bc of my nail but like- imagine- without toenails u cant hurt ur toes
(unless u hit it on a table lol)
I now want Jack to sing a whole song about various Jean fused clothing.
Her Jirt, her jop, her joots!
Dude, props to the editor. The fence wheeze fucking killed me
14:13
Ngl he sounds a little bit like shigaraki with that voice and idk why but it scares me
OH MY GOD... YOU'RE RIGHT
Damn it
16:30 I like how they just spammed a bunch of random letters because no one can read Hebrew
objection! I can read and speak hebrew
2:29 I see Shane Dawson got to that cat.
o-o
1:29 when you dont give your cat any salami
5:39 hey man it would be real swag if you didn’t say that
i know im a year late but this was my exact reaction when i heard that
You guys are so sensitive
You guys would be LIVID while watching vanoss
They meant old sponge as in an old school sponge that was actually made of sea sponge. Very, very different to what they look like today.