14:43 I had a thought similar to this in middle school that was "if platypus' lay eggs AND lactate, you can make an omelette out of exclusively platypus with the eggs, cheese, and platypus meat cubes"
I watched that as a kid and it gave me all the nightmares. Then the weeping angels came along to become my new worst Doctor Who monster. I still don't like cemetaries!
1:30 Barry Allen was sitting in a hospital bed for 9 months and they thought he was dead, But his heart was just beating so fast the monitor couldn’t pick it up So the five hour energy thing might’ve turned you into flash
The McPickle honesrly looks like aomething a pregnant woman would ask for. "No beeef. Only pickle. Double cheese. Bun fried in bacon greese." That last bit was mums craving when she carried me. Bread dipped in hot bacon grease.
@@zanefraser714 nazi scientist manages to fuse clone of dead son into a train, that train being Thomas. Everyone wants to do the same, but the next fusions are extremely bad, like a helicopter that had his extremities on the rotor and when he tried to fly, his organs were pulled to the motor, shredding his organs and killing him in the process. In part 2, the fused trains make Sodor a country where only fused people are allowed to live and a virus consumes fused organisms, before being calmed by Thomas and killed immediately after
He is so right, here in Colorado we have a horse outside of our airport called " Blucifer" its said that while the artist was working on it the horse killed tried to kill him, the man lived but died days later, and its also called the 4th Horse Of The Apocolypse because of its blue appearence. Also its eyes glow red at night.
I absolutely love how the background music in every one of EmKays videos I've watched so far is just the Die House instrumental xD Like, I hear it and my mind immediately goes "I'm mister king dice! I'm the games in the land..." LOVE IT
Fun fact:when he said (thats a lot of piss it has to smell really really bad in there) actully the "pool smell" you smell in a every public pool is pee colliding with clorine in the water that gives it that smell and also what makes your eyes red
I'm watching this past midnight in the dark kitchen with my phone's torch on, eating some snacks, and after the very first image you shown I have no courage to go back to my room so yeah TIHI
I'd go Lincoln, abolitionist as far as I know so I'd like that, they also say he was quite a funny guy so that too Edit: I'd like the funny thing a lot more than the reply says
Heyyyyy You Just Reminded Me Somthing When I First Moved In My Appartment I Had Lots Of Nightmares Of Tomas And Waking Up To See Him Standing In The Hall Way With His Theme Song Going!
Fun fact: I am a nightmare jellyfish, piloting a slime mech, protected by protien armor forged by the intestinal furnace, fuelled by juice from other mechs
Me seeing a cookie box in the kitchen: "Oh, it must be full of sewing items." Me when guests come over, the cookie box gets opened and has fresh butter cookies in it: *what the fuck*
*_[_**_2:03_**_ that stands for Singapore, and, just so y'all don't get confused, that's not a "sea cockroach" it's an Isopod, though a previously undiscovered species of Isopod, it's still an Isopod, not a cockroach. So if anyone's afraid of cockroaches, don't worry, they haven't infested the sea as well]_*
So today in my online class a dude named “banana man” joined the class.... the teacher didn’t care much and continued teaching until one girl called out bout “banana man”. Right as she said that this dude out of nowhere just started playing baby shark.... I’ve never had a better LAUGH in my WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE and I doubt I ever will LMFAO😂😂😂
Robin: calls singapore, spore
Me a singaporean: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Spore is a good country
*sporean
*_[AAAAAAAAAA? Can someone translate this Sporean?]_*
Thats what my dad calls it too and AAAAAAAAAAAA
ya mean sporean?
I’m sorry, but “Iron Man, more like Iron Deficiency” really got me man.
Same 😭
Iron virgin
Really skinny man
LMAO
SKINNY BOI
"When I pee I pretty sure it was 99% blood"
Dont worry kid you got your period
wait a fricking minute it could be his kidneys bleeding lmfao due to the energy drinks chemicals lol
@@springtrap8434 r/woooosh
@@Slasher_UA-cam -_-
@@Slasher_UA-cam bruh
Plot twist: its a guy
“DON’T EVER PUT IMAGES IN MY HEAD LIKE THAT YOU SON OF A”
*ad has approached you*
To warm my feet: socks
To warm my hands: gloves
To warm my heart: Robin narrating Emkay
to warm my dog: *o v e n*
Heart gloves
@@siravyaverageyoutuber5802 congratulations, you ruined it
Overlord Malarkey
pickled cheese
but it would be better with damien
Never ask a woman: her age
A man: his salary
HowToBasic: where he got all his eggs from
its the truth buddy.
Wrong youtuber
Dude isn't it obvious? He lays them
@@familystites4445 this is cursed
@@redacted5795 r/TIHI
5:27 Robin said “you son of a” and then an ad came on immediately after “a” it was funny
Your right I got a Warpath ad
I got a youtube extension ad
8:11
Thank you Sam o Nella for making that abomanation
"What if grass licked you everytime you stepped on it?"
Grass: [tries to lick me]
Me: Don't try it unless you really, really like lawnmowers.
Me, an absolute Cow: OM
@@drippylad3973 you kissed the grass?
Or a flamethrower
No, they are to powerful for the lawn mower, they will lick it to death
LawnMoaners
never ask: a woman, her age
a man, his salary
the crewmate, if he's a fall guy
If you do he becomes the impostor
Nice
·FRØSTEE· *become_impostor.exe*
Ye
“Random Crewmate was an imposter.
*1 imposter remains.”*
The comic with the Moth waifu is actually really cute
Where can I get your kfc
R/hmmm
I have several questions xD
Uuuuhhhmmmmm…
you know several people are being activated from that
14:43 I had a thought similar to this in middle school that was "if platypus' lay eggs AND lactate, you can make an omelette out of exclusively platypus with the eggs, cheese, and platypus meat cubes"
Is anyone gonna talk about how he asked if clippies kid wasn’t his?
She uses she/her pronouns. No hate just thought you should know
What happened to Damian
There is a reason we do not speak of it
Just smile and nod
@@mxwhite97 that's Lexi not robin my dude
The thumbnail made me think one thing: "Are you my mommy?"
I was hoping I wouldn't be the only one who got that reference.
Are you my mummy?
Thank god, I'm not the only one!
I'm not the only one
Looking for this comment
at 09:39 I was just like "are you my mummy?" and grinned -w-
11:16 I fucking love how the moth bait chick is more biologically correct than the human scientist
“Don’t you ever, ever put images like that in my head, you son of a-” Ad plays.
Exactly.
2 ads play*
I got an ad for weight loss
i got an add for Farmers insurance, saying they interrupted me or whatever, talk about haunting experience...
You better tell me it was a shampoo ad or I'm taking your compass away
Are we just not gonna talk about the background music getting slower, pitching down, and getting louder around 8:19 ?
I was about to comment about this because I didn't see anyone else pointing it out
@@boney4947 It's not even spooky month yet, I don't understand why it happened
EXACTLY I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Also it's probably for copyright reasons
@@maximum_axiom It never happens in any other video, plus I'm pretty sure the song one of those free use royalty-free ones. E.G. Kevin MacLeod
When the uncle hears he’s getting left alone with you 0:11
8:28 WTF IS HAPPENING TO THE MUSIC
Me: *sees custom mask guy*
Also me: Are You My Mummy
I watched that as a kid and it gave me all the nightmares. Then the weeping angels came along to become my new worst Doctor Who monster. I still don't like cemetaries!
@@disgrunty DONT BLINK
“GO TO YOUR ROOM”
Omg a fellow whovean!! Ok... who is the best Doctor? Or who is your favorite Doctor?
Doctor Who
The “sea cockroach” is actually a gaint Isopod , rollie pollies are isopod.
That's my brother don't talk shit
Does that mean uwugaan is an isopod?
Yeah I could tell it was a giant isopod lol
What happened to Damien?
take the roach out of sea cockroach
1:30 Barry Allen was sitting in a hospital bed for 9 months and they thought he was dead,
But his heart was just beating so fast the monitor couldn’t pick it up
So the five hour energy thing might’ve turned you into flash
5:47 yoda not looking so well after he got into ketamine.
“More like iron deficiency” oh god robin u didn’t have to burn him THAT bad
we see the mcpickle every time since april 1 2019. not funny didnt laugh
don't Blaspheme God bless 🙏 Jesus loves ya
Anorexia Man
@Draggons4 0000Qpp0
He got melted and mixed with carbon
The McPickle honesrly looks like aomething a pregnant woman would ask for.
"No beeef. Only pickle. Double cheese. Bun fried in bacon greese."
That last bit was mums craving when she carried me. Bread dipped in hot bacon grease.
aer ouy ok deud?
I never craved pickles when I was pregnant.
Did you have a stroke typing this-
I read this as bacon *g e e s e*
I-
*-help-*
My mom liked pickles with Nutella and peanut butter
5:42 I wanna have that scream a ringtone.
When I saw the fanart of Robin I cannot unsee a birb speaking whenever he does.
Roses are red.
My name is not Tom.
THOMAS THE
THERMONUCLEAR BOMB!
Oh come on
Not even gonna make a joke about nuking one of two certain Japanese locations
Floof Boi he didn’t reference that because Thomas was already there
@@ThebroVendixon yeah, I'm just saying because I feel like that would be able to make the rhyme sound better
*y e s* floof boi *y e s*
Roses are red
Your city is gone
Here comes Thomas the Thermonuclear bomb
If you think the Thomas at the start is scary you should watch “shed 17” and the part 2 called “project g-1”
the thomas fan base is messed up. a prime example: "Sodor Fallout"
I think the static and the humming was a reference to that.
Can someone sum both of those up
@@zanefraser714 nazi scientist manages to fuse clone of dead son into a train, that train being Thomas. Everyone wants to do the same, but the next fusions are extremely bad, like a helicopter that had his extremities on the rotor and when he tried to fly, his organs were pulled to the motor, shredding his organs and killing him in the process. In part 2, the fused trains make Sodor a country where only fused people are allowed to live and a virus consumes fused organisms, before being calmed by Thomas and killed immediately after
@@amingandrei I'm not easily disturbed.
But What The *FU-*
3:44 nooOOOOOOO!
"Why has this show been making a resurgence"
*Screams in BFDI*
2:03
"S'pore researchers find never seen before super giant 'sea cockroach' in Indonesian waters"
Me an Indonesian: *[softly]* _don't.._
Me who lives just south of S'pore: Uhhhhhhhhhh
"Beef jerky is just cow raisin." Whats weird is, jerky was invented b4 raisins, and that makes raisins grape jerky
What the hell do I click to unsee that
Dried fruit did not need humans to invent it.
Stop
*NO PLEASE NO*
HehehehehehhEEEEEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yyeeeeeeeeesssss
USELESS POWERRRRRRR
14:19 that's actually amazing that's the kind of art I wanna make one day
6:55 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR. IM DELETING THIS FUCKING UNIVERSE AND GOING TO A PARRALEL UNIVERSE WHERE THIS DOESN'T EXIST.
Robin banged clippy and you won't be able to run from that fact.
Thanks, Robin. Now I can't sleep
It’s 7 in the morning
its 10pm here..
10:33 AM
Sleep is for the weak
What's sleep?
*"S'pore researchers find never-seen-before supergiant 'sea cockroach' in Indonesian water"*
Me a real Indonesian: **Create new world**
Lmao spore reference
Indo
EmKay: "Yeah english isn't right"
Me who's second language is french. "Sob ;-; "
He is so right, here in Colorado we have a horse outside of our airport called " Blucifer" its said that while the artist was working on it the horse killed tried to kill him, the man lived but died days later, and its also called the 4th Horse Of The Apocolypse because of its blue appearence. Also its eyes glow red at night.
Thomas Bed: *exists*
Me: This gives me nightmares even though I’m still awake-
Gelatin has the best quotes
So just mares?
mares, the dream monsters
@@ELbabotas1 or just the horses
fun fact: every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
Fun fact: ive seen this comment all the fucking time
I didn’t know that
@@nut3775 fun fact: the god actually exists, but in the words of holy book
Im gonna need some proof
thanks, i needed to know first grade knowledge. kindergartener feeling smart lmaoooooo
I absolutely love how the background music in every one of EmKays videos I've watched so far is just the Die House instrumental xD Like, I hear it and my mind immediately goes "I'm mister king dice! I'm the games in the land..." LOVE IT
4:13 me and my dad saw this costume and i said "look dad, it's dollar smart!" We both laughed our way home about that
"Are you my mommy?"
Episode gave me chills
Mummy, mummy
F*ck that episode
I don't know that episode
Is it emkay episode or some show?
@@AbbeyKitty1013 episode of Dr who 11th doctor I think
@@MiloFox David Tenant S1 E9 "The Empty Child" of the Dr Who Series. Absolute nightmare fuel.
4:03 I can't unsee that his mustache is nuke boy's hair.
that's the point
congratulations Emkay you now officially made it to the top 10 videos that scared my life
I don’t know why i like listening to these while I’m asleep, like my dream will beat its best and you just hear robin laughing
News in 2037: scientists are reviving “thick northern scaley boi” and “heckin chompy boi”
I guess Robin's nickname is *pfff*
*MR BUSINESS BIRD*
Fun fact:when he said (thats a lot of piss it has to smell really really bad in there) actully the "pool smell" you smell in a every public pool is pee colliding with clorine in the water that gives it that smell and also what makes your eyes red
The phrase Thomas the train makes me think “thanks I hate it”
School: *Exists*
Me: Thanks, I hate it.
Education System: ok have online school
Me: Thanks, I still hates it
@@anidiot2284 Still hate it
@@anomni9773 Mhm
Same
The first image: Nightmare fuel already
Its like Five Nights at Thomas 4 but irl
r/tihi
I'm watching this past midnight in the dark kitchen with my phone's torch on, eating some snacks, and after the very first image you shown I have no courage to go back to my room so yeah TIHI
"Fresh prince of bell hair" PLSS THAT HAD ME ORBITING INTO SPACE THAT WAS TOO FUNNY
11:05
This is why moths should never be given a human form. We'd have to make sure this wouldn't happen, somehow.
Intro be like:sweet dreams are overrated
The way he said 'DVD" really was exactly what I needed this evening.
That ‘giant sea cockroach’ is an isopod I believe and even tho I have a huge fear of bugs for some reason I love those lil guys
9:37-"Are you my mummy?"
Go to your room!
Flamingo: “Now that’s a real life sunscreen eater”
you are the first comment i saw but you have 8 likes
This need more likes
0:10 What makes this even more funny for me is that my name is Nathan and I have Insomnia
14:15
My eyeballs have been satisfied.
I am the exact opposite of a trypophobe, I love images like this.
“Welcome back to emkay! My name is robin and we are robin da bank!”
9:47 why does this remind me of the Doctor Who episode where their faces turn into gas masks? "Are you my mummy".
Me when I watched this for the first time... nobody comented about that for some reason....
Lol. I thought I was the only one.
I think this was the original inspiration for the mask design.
@@castiel8239 well, it was pretty obvious (>▽▽
The empty child
0:16 i will never sleep again
That sea cockroach is nothing when you have played Subnautica
Not going to lie, I'd vote for George Washington if I got the chance. This election cycle is disappointing.
I Would vote for the only proper president. FUNNY VALENTINE
dumb and dumber lol
He owned slaves
I'd go Lincoln, abolitionist as far as I know so I'd like that, they also say he was quite a funny guy so that too
Edit: I'd like the funny thing a lot more than the reply says
@@magimerlyn9596 so does trump apparently
6:07 oh god i can only imagine a jelly fish hiding among civilization
Heyyyyy You Just Reminded Me Somthing When I First Moved In My Appartment I Had Lots Of Nightmares Of Tomas And Waking Up To See Him Standing In The Hall Way With His Theme Song Going!
2:45 fnaf be like
yes
2:03 he- he called singapore spore. i- i cannot
Honestly looks like something somebody made in spore.
I am only 2% Singaporean and I am still screaming
He called singapore spore. I cannot*
I- i- i- i- uh- uh- erm- wha-
whats up with that?
0:07 It was time for Robin to leave, he had seen everything
Omfg you got Thomas the train theme stuck in my head lol XD
2:52
“Please look up the ‘can-bear-ahh’” Robin
“It’s... it’s... it’s... ‘can-bruh’” my Aussie soul
9:40 that looks like those “are you my mummy?” Creatures from doctor who kinda
It does look like the empty child
Man of culture
13:27 fun fact: hedgehogs actually do that to roll into balls
for some reason i got a ad for macaroni
Funfact : if you write fun fact, people will read the entire thing!!
I... Its true
Fun fact: I am a nightmare jellyfish, piloting a slime mech, protected by protien armor forged by the intestinal furnace, fuelled by juice from other mechs
Well sheet
Oh my god it worked
Omg whyyyy
The bell hair one made me laugh so hard
"Sleep is for the Week"
Tulog na AHHAHAHA may online
class pa
Sleep is for mentally stable people.
Hololive Binge watcher:
*you guys are sleeping* ?
Yes
Weak*
This dude sounds like the robin who plays games with jacksepticeye
Hi JackFakeypie
Really that it shut up hes a jake fan
I ment jeak
Damn
@@xstr8up8upx53 r/ihadastroke
I like how he'll randomly bring up Colorado and be like "...i live in Colorado" like what? also though same Colorado is weird but pretty
NUMBER 38 GANG WHERE THE FUCK Y’ALL AT 😈😈😈
Me seeing a cookie box in the kitchen: "Oh, it must be full of sewing items."
Me when guests come over, the cookie box gets opened and has fresh butter cookies in it: *what the fuck*
*_[_**_2:03_**_ that stands for Singapore, and, just so y'all don't get confused, that's not a "sea cockroach" it's an Isopod, though a previously undiscovered species of Isopod, it's still an Isopod, not a cockroach. So if anyone's afraid of cockroaches, don't worry, they haven't infested the sea as well]_*
You know i wasn't expecting to sea a fellow nerd
@@ghaniKSW2 *_[well, this IS the internet, we nerds rule this wretched land]_*
@@Ruby-Doc yes we do
@@Ruby-Doc also i cant tell if you didn't notice the pun or just ignoring it
@@ghaniKSW2 *_[XD don't worry, I noticed the sea pun... damn, I should've said "this wretched sea" instead of wretched land]_*
2:19 Why am I thinking of a woodpecker tentacle "Anime"
i feel like i know what ur saying and i really dont like it. especially that name.
I hate you
No
picture this
a giant anthropomorphic woodpecker sees a high school student girl
what happens next
I love how right as soon as robin was going to say a bad word, an ad played, guess ads aren’t that bad as you think.
I saw "Tampax flamin hot" and I have never flinched so hard
So today in my online class a dude named “banana man” joined the class.... the teacher didn’t care much and continued teaching until one girl called out bout “banana man”. Right as she said that this dude out of nowhere just started playing baby shark.... I’ve never had a better LAUGH in my WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE and I doubt I ever will
LMFAO😂😂😂
The more I watch these the more my childhood is destroyed
me:keeps on seeing the ant with a flat head AAAAAAA also me: im so used to this now i cant even scream.......
I keep getting this those pamper 360 fit adds and all I can think about is "what was the fit before? 180????"
I swear, does UA-cam think I’m an expecting mother? Or that I have a child?
@@magimerlyn9596 same. I'm not ready for kids....
Of all the hosts I've heard for this channel, Robin is by far the funniest and most chaotic one. This guy had me wheezing for the whole video 😂😂😂😂
That moth with the lamp one genuinely added to my depression
1:00 is hilarious
“You son of a-“
**ad plays**
Perfect timing. 😂
Me: -sees the thumbnail-
Also me: -Doctor Who flashbacks-
That baby skull thing scared me for life
seeing that gas masks gave me doctor who vietnam flashbacks
The thumbnail though
Whovians: R U my Mommy
Are you my mummy ?
Mics 59 wait, r u quoting the line or r u asking what it means?