Top 10 WORST Date Ideas... EVER! (Dates Women HATE)

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  • @ThrawnTheater
    @ThrawnTheater 7 років тому +2626

    Bringing a girl to the club is like bringing sand to the beach

    • @delatorrediego56
      @delatorrediego56 6 років тому +36

      can I bring the beach to some salt?

    • @firstlast2594
      @firstlast2594 6 років тому +7

      I'm dead . Fr I died.

    • @pokegmaestro4631
      @pokegmaestro4631 6 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Treisiess
      @Treisiess 6 років тому +29

      Like wise picking up a girl at a club is also like picking up sand at the beach.

    • @czimano1749
      @czimano1749 5 років тому

      Or bringing Donald Trump to KKK

  • @YourXLNerd
    @YourXLNerd 7 років тому +2283

    I was thinking about starting a channel called beta m.
    first video: 10 ways to avoid eye contact like a beta

  • @ronysaha3966
    @ronysaha3966 7 років тому +4074

    I rubbed some Tiege Hanley on my calendar.. now I have a date with single señoritas every day.

  • @TheKagedd
    @TheKagedd 7 років тому +827

    Alpha: YOU, look fantastic
    Me: *Stuffing burrito in my mouth and looking at the screen*

    • @karjii
      @karjii 5 років тому +11

      Omg 😂

    • @robertschrader9557
      @robertschrader9557 5 років тому +3

      SAMEEE

    • @Acid_Ink
      @Acid_Ink 5 років тому +5

      Hahahaha! I’m laying on my bed in track pants and a “SNOOZE” T-shirt!

    • @rogue_1414
      @rogue_1414 5 років тому +3

      *smiles with burrito deep in throat*

    • @HassanPoyo
      @HassanPoyo 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @VeggieGamer
    @VeggieGamer 7 років тому +2048

    Ok! Abandoned coal mine it is then!

  • @hiimbobe
    @hiimbobe 7 років тому +2492

    When you go check the comments for date ideas, but all you find is tiege hanley jokes

    • @borintobunto6589
      @borintobunto6589 7 років тому +39

      yeh kinda disappointing :/

    • @jules6856
      @jules6856 7 років тому

      Charles Barkley Search on a vid of simple pickup, they will help :)

    • @trajandobrev5809
      @trajandobrev5809 7 років тому +25

      Charles Barkley drink some Tiege Hanley and you won't even need to read comments for date advice... Your favorite artist will then magically appear in your town and throw a concert just for you and your special someone.

    • @Oyashio202
      @Oyashio202 7 років тому +29

      It all depends man. Is your girl the educated type? A museum, botanical garden, an educational gathering could be a nice date. Athletic? Sports games, Invite her for a run at the park and then cool down and talk to her somewhere after. Thinks herself as upperclass and deserves everything? invite her to the same park and run away. As a man, you have to be smart about dating just like everything else, and that means thinking about the other person. If you're going by tinder or 0 knowledge about them, basics aren't bad. Coffee, tea, smoothies, etc are cheap to figure out their dating potential.

    • @zitt920
      @zitt920 7 років тому +9

      just use seek geak 😂

  • @richy85
    @richy85 5 років тому +735

    Nobody:
    No one at all:
    Not even a single Soul:
    Alpha M: sPiCy SeÑoRiTaS

  • @Holligan878
    @Holligan878 7 років тому +2133

    After the 3rd date I usually start selling them into my Tiege Hanley pyramid scheme.

  • @harm3825
    @harm3825 6 років тому +903

    Who tf takes his girl to a strip club on ANY date?

    • @christhelostsoul9927
      @christhelostsoul9927 5 років тому +23

      Idiotic overly horny guy's who like to invest in lustful relationships

    • @RandomPerson-ck6rm
      @RandomPerson-ck6rm 5 років тому +66

      I was so confused when he said dont bring ur girl to strip club, i was like “people do that🤨🤨😬”

    • @notmozart8866
      @notmozart8866 5 років тому +17

      Who tf takes his girl to a strip club PERIOD

    • @christhelostsoul9927
      @christhelostsoul9927 5 років тому +6

      @@notmozart8866 i don't think it happens that often but knowing how 2019 is there whole SEX IS POWER horseshit probably plays a part in that and also just douchebaggy guys never take your girlfriend to a strip club ever

    • @nickstgelais3147
      @nickstgelais3147 5 років тому +2

      Harm Aouke Haaijer maybe he’s dating a lesbian and trying to bond over a mutual interest

  • @viktorbasara2368
    @viktorbasara2368 7 років тому +497

    "My girls,my wife..."That was close Alpha

  • @sojournermathys
    @sojournermathys 7 років тому +187

    I took my girl to the movies on our first date, afterwards we went to a restaurant and talked about the movie and our favourite parts, one conversation led to another and it turned out we have a lot in common.
    The 2nd date was at a wedding of her aunt, we got bored and hid from everyone just before the ceremony and then ran off to the music room to relax, I played piano and surprisingly enough she could sing amazingly.
    3rd date was at my house, we went quadbiking and made dinner together afterwards, and laughed at the dogs who wouldn't want to eat their food because our's smelled so good.
    I guess the bad ideas for dates Alpha mentioned are because you don't really have a lot of options for it and yes it can be awkward, but if you're a confident risk taker than things might play out in your favor if you play and plan it right.

    • @keystonedaytrip238
      @keystonedaytrip238 6 років тому +4

      Ryno van der Merwe
      Good stuff , thanks for sharing :)

    • @erikmendez8798
      @erikmendez8798 6 років тому +11

      Yea one time I took a spicy senorita to a movie and fast food after, and im great at conversating and flirting, when I dropped her off she admitted, that was the best date she has ever been. Either im really good at dating or the bar was set low.

    • @Jonfgc
      @Jonfgc 6 років тому +9

      And then you woke up and started crying like me

    • @alexk1418
      @alexk1418 6 років тому

      Ryno van der Merwe must’ve had great chemistry

    • @praesidium4278
      @praesidium4278 3 роки тому +1

      @@Jonfgc Don’t doubt others like you doubt yourself, to doubt yourself means you call yourself useless, and you are not useless for so many reasons… reply if you need any help or recommendations.

  • @lmao523
    @lmao523 7 років тому +643

    Worst date idea is going somewhere and forgetting your tiege hanley

  • @Paulsicles
    @Paulsicles 7 років тому +1636

    I got Tiege Hanley in my eyes and I now see dead people.

  • @Samarth0607
    @Samarth0607 7 років тому +517

    After the 4th date I recommend The Fifth.

  • @creatorsun8222
    @creatorsun8222 6 років тому +458

    My first date was at a movie. Lucky me, my girl and I got an empty theater 😊

    • @hornblower677
      @hornblower677 6 років тому +93

      must have been a boring movie then

    • @creatorsun8222
      @creatorsun8222 6 років тому +20

      Bado Man no. We watched deadpool 2 and the theater was shit. It was empty bc the movie was released almost a month ago at that time.

    • @devious5348
      @devious5348 6 років тому +12

      @@claysoggyfries 😂

    • @harbyandrefrancofernandez3310
      @harbyandrefrancofernandez3310 6 років тому +36

      Tbh a movie is not a bad date idea but you have to include other stuff in to do in that date, like bowling, going for icecream etc. But hey congrats on getting yourself that super spicy señorita🤙🏽💪🏽

    • @moisesaranda4780
      @moisesaranda4780 6 років тому +4

      Good shit broo

  • @imprudentpanda8389
    @imprudentpanda8389 7 років тому +412

    "my girl, i mean my wife" right aaron, riiight.

  • @Bulbous_Beluga
    @Bulbous_Beluga 7 років тому +329

    You should take a girl to the amusement park because according to psychology it should raise her heart rate and make her think it's cause she loves you.

    • @Butcher_Of_The_Sands
      @Butcher_Of_The_Sands 6 років тому +24

      no because you make her trick herself, you dont trick her. and apasrt from that, amusement parks are there for amusement and thats exactly what is needed at a date

    • @DarthErmac503
      @DarthErmac503 6 років тому +11

      That's where I took my girl for my first date. Can't go wrong with those.

    • @laner.845
      @laner.845 6 років тому +16

      We did an arcade and laser tag place for our first anniversary. My mad laser tag skills sealed the deal, haha! Married 5yr now.

    • @b-chroniumproductions3177
      @b-chroniumproductions3177 5 років тому

      Yes but does this apply to driving fast, too?

    • @acekabogen
      @acekabogen 5 років тому +1

      alternately, you could make a conscious effort to avoid using creepy and manipulative mind games to convince somebody that they're into you, at which point they will of course realize later is not the case... Especially when they find out that you're the type to try and manipulate your way to a girl.

  • @ryanlaurence569
    @ryanlaurence569 7 років тому +399

    "Religious chicks are freaky.." very accurate statement

    • @ryanlaurence569
      @ryanlaurence569 7 років тому +19

      Also, the best first date idea is just going to a restaurant you both like and then getting coffee afterwards. Pretty simple and you can have a good conversation and get to know each other.

    • @ryanlaurence569
      @ryanlaurence569 7 років тому +3

      Okay, well, I'm only 20 so I can't do that yet. However, if you're looking to just hookup, then that's a solid plan.

    • @TampaDE5
      @TampaDE5 7 років тому +1

      Ryan Laurence and annoying as hell.

  • @Erowens98
    @Erowens98 7 років тому +188

    One girl i dated actually wanted to go skinny dipping on our first date. In finland nudity isn't highly stigmatised so it's not that big a deal here, but it's still very unusual to go skinnydipping for a first date. Anyway, the point is, not all women have the same opinion on everything. Videos like these are good guidelines, but there are exceptions to every rule. It just so happens girl i dated was a competitive swimmer, and was highly proud of her body because she worked hard to shape it to the way she liked it, so she wanted the excuse to show off (fit af, perfect amount of muscle and fat with curves in all the right places). I ended up marrying her after a couple years of dating and a couple more living together, amazing woman.

    • @mrmalaco8764
      @mrmalaco8764 5 років тому +2

      torille

    • @clapzy2943
      @clapzy2943 5 років тому +2

      @Jose Montoya that's what I was thinking

    • @thegracious9943
      @thegracious9943 5 років тому

      Respect brother

    • @datpurplestuff7482
      @datpurplestuff7482 5 років тому

      Mr Leg bro I’ve seen Alaskans hop in 30 • water and casually swim for a half hour.

  • @viktormedina4631
    @viktormedina4631 7 років тому +628

    "Religious chicks are freaky". LMFAO!!!

  • @moyo5443
    @moyo5443 7 років тому +2276

    The BEST date idea is rubbing Tiege Hanley on each other.

    • @DavidSilva-cy4hb
      @DavidSilva-cy4hb 7 років тому +2

      Mo Yo W

    • @ahmadffaiq
      @ahmadffaiq 7 років тому +2

      Hahaha 😂😂

    • @stonalisa3729
      @stonalisa3729 7 років тому +2

      Mo Yo right out of the box

    • @SimonJokes
      @SimonJokes 7 років тому +10

      Mo Yo HAHAHAHHAHAHA U KILLED ME WITH THAT

    • @smallfrt5120
      @smallfrt5120 7 років тому +6

      aye this girl said she wanna go to the movies as the first date but then i watched this vid and now idk what to do one of yall help me

  • @RoyalProtector894
    @RoyalProtector894 7 років тому +223

    I just rubbed my bicycle with Teige Hanley before my date. Guess What? Now I have a Kawasaki Ninja!

  • @timmyrascal2768
    @timmyrascal2768 7 років тому +42

    usually i just go for coffee with em and maybe a walk in the park afterwards, it's a really casual first date and a great way to get to know someone without spending $80 on a dinner.

    • @Erowens98
      @Erowens98 7 років тому +9

      Timmy Rascal agreed. Low risk, low stress, low investment option. Doesn't put her on a pedistal and gives a casual setting to get to know her

    • @XSCSCGS
      @XSCSCGS 6 років тому +4

      Birki gts low risk but also potentially low reward. Taking her out to a nice dinner shows you have class, manners, and can financially support yourself. Going on a walk is... nice

    • @CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness
      @CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness 6 років тому +6

      @@XSCSCGS you can have class and manners at coffee and a walk. Besides, if that date doesn't work out, maybe the next one won't either. If you're spending $80 often on people you never see again, that'll just make you financially unstable.

    • @SamuraiAtlas
      @SamuraiAtlas 5 років тому +1

      @@CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness I still think you should go out for dinner doesn't need to be fancy maybe a authentic Korean or any Asian restaurant where there isn't many people to allow full expretion and then go for a coffee if it's cold or to early in the morning and then go for a walk the reason why you should go eat is because currently when you take a girl to a date that's what they expect and you never know she might not eat BECOUSE she thought you was taking her to eat and if you don't take her she will be hungry

  • @closinginonclosure
    @closinginonclosure 7 років тому +43

    DATE IDEA: Almost every major city has a place where you can go on a date and paint a picture together while drinking wine or mixed drinks. I've been to one in Nashville, Memphis, and Atlanta and all were similar concept. There's a trained painter that gives you a little direction on what to do. They'll have a picture of something that you're able to paint on canvas while you enjoy a few drinks. I believe one of the company chains is called Painting With a Twist. It's a great date because you're having fun, getting to be creative, and able to have a couple drinks in a quiet setting. They're all B.Y.O.B. Another plus is that it's a unique experience she won't forget. Especially because she'll take a painting home and think of your date every time she looks at it.

    • @MrMarr4347
      @MrMarr4347 5 років тому +2

      Gay!

    • @misterstun1887
      @misterstun1887 5 років тому +2

      Good idea ! *Writes down in notes*

    • @Acid_Ink
      @Acid_Ink 5 років тому +1

      Learning to dance together is a good date too!

    • @mr.fettesq.7705
      @mr.fettesq.7705 5 років тому +1

      Exactly...take her to a Twerking 101 class. Then pretend to sprang your ankle. Perfek

    • @callus1345
      @callus1345 5 років тому

      We just have a Popeyes here

  • @biblicaladrian6007
    @biblicaladrian6007 6 років тому +171

    Going to a Slayer concert is the best idea for a first date

  • @jovanovicc
    @jovanovicc 7 років тому +304

    I put Tiege Hanley on my date and now she's a Victoria Secret Model.

  • @ادريان-ز9م
    @ادريان-ز9م 7 років тому +250

    Is Afghanistan a good place for a date?

    • @chrismora9049
      @chrismora9049 7 років тому +40

      Osama bin Laden prefect it's gonna be the BOMB

    • @saha5962
      @saha5962 7 років тому +8

      Osama bin Laden: not for the mr. Lover Lovers, but for you mr. Bombastic it will be great.

    • @chrismora9049
      @chrismora9049 7 років тому

      🙂

    • @Artics
      @Artics 7 років тому

      I heard San Diego is

    • @keystonedaytrip238
      @keystonedaytrip238 6 років тому

      Oh my yes !! I hear it's lovely this time of year 👍

  • @taylorcoley6329
    @taylorcoley6329 7 років тому +4

    I subscribed to this channel a long time ago.... and I have never regretted it. Props to one of the realest content creators on the internet, you ALPHA!

  • @lonegamer1717
    @lonegamer1717 7 років тому +31

    I spilled Tiege Hanley on my computer, now I have a terminator in my room.

  • @501stlegionnaire
    @501stlegionnaire 7 років тому +41

    If she has a dog, or you have one (that knows how to behave in public) go for a stroll in a park, or a bit further away, bring sth to eat and drink in the event you come across a Nice spot to sit down and relax

  • @mathieudgl
    @mathieudgl 7 років тому +725

    3rd or 4th date: invite her to your place, cook for her and watch a movie afterwards. Women love it when you cook for them, it shows them that you really care.

    • @nikosmj1
      @nikosmj1 7 років тому +73

      i can only make club sandwich...but if i tell her im using tiege hanley?

    • @mathieudgl
      @mathieudgl 7 років тому +22

      Nick Kechris Well a good cookbook is no luxury then...

    • @hellxgamer8871
      @hellxgamer8871 7 років тому +7

      Mathieu Driegelinck how did u commented 5 hours ago?

    • @hellxgamer8871
      @hellxgamer8871 7 років тому

      Lil Savage really?

    • @jakea7583
      @jakea7583 7 років тому

      vinay kommana yeah lmao

  • @SchmidtProjects
    @SchmidtProjects 7 років тому +670

    All these kinds of Tiege Hanley comments in every single video are getting old guys....really!!
    As my skin before I started using Tiege Hanley, the most amazing skin care system on the market...!

  • @ap1986
    @ap1986 7 років тому +33

    Another reason you don't want to bring a date home in the early stages of dating is because YOU DON'T KNOW THAT PERSON! It can be a WHOLE lot of crazy wrapped in a pretty package. And now they know where you live. That goes for men and women.

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 6 років тому +1

      ap1986 hell yeah, you might get robbed, or she might fuck some other guy there

    • @keystonedaytrip238
      @keystonedaytrip238 6 років тому +1

      So true man , many times the crazy is lurking just under the surface .

    • @rbw9692
      @rbw9692 6 років тому +1

      True that

    • @jaysterling26
      @jaysterling26 6 років тому +1

      Plus they'll see your record and book collections.Oh , now I understand why streaming and digital book things were invented...

  • @xBLUMONKEY
    @xBLUMONKEY 4 роки тому +4

    I have a 3 phase date formula:
    1) something fun and active
    2) something personal and conversation focused
    3) something romantic
    Eg:
    baseball game/jetskiing
    restaurant/art gallery
    sunset view/walk on the beach
    It starts casual and comfortable and shows that you're FUN! Then you get to know each other and show off your conversation skills. Finally, ending on an intimate and romantic note will be easier since she's warmed up to you, and now you've shown her that you bring the 3 things they care about: fun, conversation, and romance 💙👌
    Edit: it also shows you can plan and think ahead

  • @mehedimahi4686
    @mehedimahi4686 7 років тому +106

    All these tiege hanley jokes are old now
    Just like my skin before using tiege hanley

  • @animal1439
    @animal1439 7 років тому +30

    First date I ever went on was during highschool, we had been friends for a while so we were comfortable with eachother. We ended going out for Frozen Yogurt and before a movie which gave us some time to hangout and get to know each other a bit better. We then went and saw Inside Out (at her request) which resulted in her using my shoulder to cry on plus holding hands and many tender moments etc...
    Point being - If you somewhat know person, a movie is not an awful idea for a first date, just choose a movie that SHE WILL enjoy, and preferably choose a movie that will make her want to make YOU her personal body pillow.

  • @Meganelsonator
    @Meganelsonator 7 років тому +67

    Take a girl hiking. I do that all the time! lots of things to talk about and lots of beautiful views. Especially here in Southern California

    • @bubblesTV294
      @bubblesTV294 7 років тому +1

      Cameron Nelson it is a good idea, but it is a lot of time and energy invested for her. if she really likes you and is into fitness I say go for it but that could wait until several dates in

    • @hsanc72598
      @hsanc72598 7 років тому +1

      Uhh bro you forgot Northern California we got better forests tbh.

    • @FreshSqueezedLightning
      @FreshSqueezedLightning 7 років тому +7

      Hector Sanchez as someone who has lived several years in Northern California and several years in Southern California and California my entire life, Northern has more mountain views, southern has more coastal views. Both good. But Northern is more hidden gems while SoCal is more tourist locations. All scenery is great though lol

    • @hsanc72598
      @hsanc72598 7 років тому

      Insanity On A Bun maybe you're right

    • @ArtyCraftZ
      @ArtyCraftZ 7 років тому +1

      Hector Sanchez And less Mexicans.

  • @dirtyminds8376
    @dirtyminds8376 7 років тому +70

    Date idea #1: Get some post-it notes and take her to a bookstore to write notes in your favorite books to future readers. Two books is enough. You'll get to talk about books you like and you'll see a few things each other values. (Rub Tiege Hanley on the books if you're not a reader.)
    Date Idea #2: (Best for a 2nd or 3rd date) Intentionally get lost. Have you and her hop in your car. Drive straight and then whenever she wants she can say "left" or "right". Switch off doing this. It's best to hit the highway at some point, so you get some distance from the familiar area. take an exit, explore an area, grab some lunch, and head home. (Use Tiege Hanley on your GPS if you get lost.)

    • @32narutofan
      @32narutofan 7 років тому

      Dirty Minds not bad

    • @dirtyminds8376
      @dirtyminds8376 7 років тому +2

      C Ramirez Thanks. I've had good success with both.

    • @TheEcke45
      @TheEcke45 7 років тому +4

      +Dirty Minds Only problem I can think of is the second one where she might feel like you are a creep by taking her out into nowhere.. :/

    • @dirtyminds8376
      @dirtyminds8376 7 років тому +2

      Im Timaq Yes, That's why I didn't suggest it as a first date.

    • @32narutofan
      @32narutofan 7 років тому +1

      I agree not a first date, but once you are both comfortable with each other than it's all good.

  • @ModernDatingMastery
    @ModernDatingMastery 2 місяці тому +1

    *A casual coffee or an interactive activity is always a better choice for sparking conversation!*

  • @Jc-wd8gg
    @Jc-wd8gg 5 років тому +28

    Alpha: you look fantastic
    Me: eating ice cream shirtless with noodles on my shorts

  • @98jankosta98
    @98jankosta98 7 років тому +192

    Before the video: "There's no fuckin way he can sponsor this topic..."
    Fuck

    • @bryanchavoya3096
      @bryanchavoya3096 7 років тому +12

      Costa Yankovic this is now an ad channel...

    • @TruthFLA
      @TruthFLA 7 років тому +2

      Bryan Chavoya Segovia it has always has been

    • @jeffangelo3482
      @jeffangelo3482 7 років тому

      TruthFLA I don't agree. Watch his older videos, he was so passionate in his works.

    • @TruthFLA
      @TruthFLA 7 років тому +3

      I have been watching almost from the beginning. His level of passion has always been topic specific.

    • @shibbyjim
      @shibbyjim 7 років тому

      I come back and forth to the channel ive always enjoyed his videos though...it is nice he bas fun with the sponsored stuff but it is a little jarring.

  • @groszboub2
    @groszboub2 7 років тому +213

    so classic "lets go grab coffe" is still good ?

    • @CoolingKit9
      @CoolingKit9 7 років тому +48

      Maaaximilen i can’t imagine a circumstance where it would be bad

    • @Murphyj102
      @Murphyj102 7 років тому +3

      Do you like apples?

    • @theducksneezes4987
      @theducksneezes4987 7 років тому +12

      no, it's 'covfefe'

    • @samemaniac2784
      @samemaniac2784 7 років тому +1

      Hardcore gamer this just made me cry thank you kind sir😂😂

    • @kaiserwilhelmii1827
      @kaiserwilhelmii1827 7 років тому +1

      I dont drink coffee... fuck

  • @TheTradingSchool
    @TheTradingSchool 7 років тому +416

    Hey Alpha! Could You Give Teens Some Advice Regarding Styling And Gyming!

    • @SchmidtProjects
      @SchmidtProjects 7 років тому +53

      My Russian friends here in Germany do it their special way: A complete tracksuit in purple for example from adidas , top opened half to show the white undershirt, then patent-leather shoes in black. And don't forget a big metal necklace around the neck.
      Now you are badass perfection. Congratulations.

    • @bubblesTV294
      @bubblesTV294 7 років тому

      Countdown gym for sure

    • @johnuferbach9166
      @johnuferbach9166 7 років тому +1

      SchmidtProjects lul

    • @C7SGT
      @C7SGT 7 років тому +3

      Countdown
      don't wear skinny jeans. lol

    • @christostsigras4549
      @christostsigras4549 7 років тому

      Yes!

  • @nishantnarayan2690
    @nishantnarayan2690 7 років тому +65

    my dog benches 450lbs because of tiege hanley

  • @MiloBazan
    @MiloBazan 7 років тому +135

    These Tiege Hanley jokes...

    • @JohnGoadTheGoadTeam
      @JohnGoadTheGoadTeam 6 років тому

      Milo Bazan They can hardly be called “jokes”. One of the basic necessities of a joke is that they are actually funny. I have yet to read one that has that critical component.

  • @dennis07reyes
    @dennis07reyes 7 років тому +220

    I'd say that a movie can work as long as you do something afterwards, like a dinner or something. How I see it is once you've seen the movie, you already have a shared experience with your date. Again, just a movie? No. A movie followed by something else? Yes. It's not perfect tho haha

    • @Altroante
      @Altroante 7 років тому +7

      Yup.
      Actually, that is something he recommended in one of this dating videos before.

    • @SqueamishPuppet
      @SqueamishPuppet 7 років тому +10

      That's a lot of time to commit to someone you don't know if you like yet. Especially for a first date. maybe a second

    • @bubblesTV294
      @bubblesTV294 7 років тому +5

      Dennis Reyes I agree with that, but you invest in a 2 hour movie and maybe an hour dinner. It might a bit much for her at once

    • @Rockoblocko
      @Rockoblocko 7 років тому +8

      Nope. All wrong. Don't spend any money on her, period. Tell her you only have time for one drink, which she pays for, then close the deal at her place and leave.

    • @kyreelewis7286
      @kyreelewis7286 7 років тому +4

      Rocky Garcia wow...😂

  • @roadfart5537
    @roadfart5537 7 років тому +888

    I rubbed Tiege Hanley on my future and it's looking pretty bright.

    • @amgrs1329
      @amgrs1329 7 років тому +22

      Roadfart and silky smooth

    • @ItsAlexArcher
      @ItsAlexArcher 7 років тому +1

      That comment was silky smooth

  • @adamtaylor1739
    @adamtaylor1739 7 років тому +424

    Tiege Hanley
    GIVE ME MY LIKES NOW

  • @ATrueLoveOfficial
    @ATrueLoveOfficial 6 років тому +291

    Mama's boy type of guy, NOOOOO! Strip clubs? Absolutely NO. Movie? I could settle to that. I'm a movie geek. xD We could save the big and serious talking after the movie.

    • @trimbo5908
      @trimbo5908 6 років тому +14

      I also find a very good idea... especially if u go grab a drink/coffee afterwards. You can talk about things that happened in the movie or just get to know each other better in general

    • @Researcher_Ryan
      @Researcher_Ryan 6 років тому +12

      I find movies alone to not be a great first date. Normally I'll take someone to dinner to start chatting and then a movie after to kinda like unwind.

    • @joshmonty3095
      @joshmonty3095 6 років тому +10

      Some of the best conversations happen right after a great movie.

    • @francisking7728
      @francisking7728 6 років тому

      A True Love Official .... talking ?? a good mouth could be used for something else

    • @mr.cproductions4394
      @mr.cproductions4394 6 років тому

      Yes

  • @arsenioseslpodcast3143
    @arsenioseslpodcast3143 7 років тому +115

    Paying for the girl and making her go from independent to depend.

    • @beremuts1171
      @beremuts1171 4 роки тому +1

      So you can fuck her ass! The best thing you can say to a girl is "I fucked your ass! And there is nothing you can do about it!

  • @m.alishaikh3693
    @m.alishaikh3693 7 років тому +21

    Date idea No11: Take her to Teige Hanley Headquarters..

  • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6417
    @dontreadmyprofilepicture6417 7 років тому +227

    11. not bringing your personal package of Tiege Hanley

  • @trolik501
    @trolik501 7 років тому +45

    Aaron the type of Marino to bring a spicy senorita on a date just to tell her about Tiege Hanley the number one skincare system on the planet

  • @dragos9134
    @dragos9134 7 років тому +96

    Take your spicy señorita to Tiege Hanley HQ

  • @shineonsolutions
    @shineonsolutions 7 років тому

    What's worked for me is go on a trail and go off course a bit, we went under a cool wooden bridge near a stream. Make an adventure off of whatever you've got available

  • @ravneetarora
    @ravneetarora 7 років тому +9

    Hey Aaron, been watching you since years (your super early videos) yet this is my first comment here and I'll send an email for two old videos I still like the most out of all as they actually told me about you as a person also and tells me those qualities should be present in a person.
    Coming to the topic of video, you don't need that but for others...
    There are many things one can do for a date ...but most importantly people should do something which doesn't involve only looking at each and talking for hours... pick some adventure activity or some creative thing you can do together ...it's usually inexpensive.. and have a comfortable interaction (can be about sex but don't just stay on all that only) and then if you decide to, eat at a place your budget allows because price doesn't matter, just taste fine.
    Note: She can pay or you can go dutch if your pockets are tight. Just be normal about it. Not a big deal.

  • @sandro2896
    @sandro2896 7 років тому +198

    The absolute worst date idea
    Not using Tiege Hanley

  • @armandocash4677
    @armandocash4677 7 років тому +64

    Anything to do with nature is probably best for a first date. Maybe a hike, a walk on the beach, etc.

    • @faizalf119
      @faizalf119 7 років тому +27

      Armando Cash Check the weather and temperature tho, You lose your charm quick when it's sweltering hot and humid and you and your date drenched in sweat.

    • @goddessofthemoon2269
      @goddessofthemoon2269 7 років тому +6

      Parks are great too. As far as weather goes, getting caught in the rain can be kinda fun. And if its crazy hot, just don't plan stuff like that in the middle of summer

    • @sergiodelarosa5225
      @sergiodelarosa5225 7 років тому +5

      Armando Cash what if you have a tendency to smell like ass whenever you hike ?

  • @AbuBakar-md6pr
    @AbuBakar-md6pr 6 років тому

    I really appreciate how you write the ideas so that I can read and get the idea without watching the full video...
    I understand and remember better when things are written and I don't enjoy long explanations...
    thank you ALPHA:)

  • @eziomofo7893
    @eziomofo7893 7 років тому +15

    Great date idea: A trip to your basement with some vodka and ecstasy!

  • @georgemuhoro
    @georgemuhoro 7 років тому +33

    "RUN!" 😂

  • @brandoncourtney881
    @brandoncourtney881 7 років тому +13

    A comedy club. Always a good choice and its out of the box which she will love

    • @faizalf119
      @faizalf119 7 років тому +14

      brandon courtney Prepare some come backs if the comedian starts using you or your girl as his/her comedic target.

    • @brandoncourtney881
      @brandoncourtney881 7 років тому +2

      Good call! ill make sure I get some lined up for next time :)

    • @dusandotlic3713
      @dusandotlic3713 6 років тому

      Faizal F or just apply Tiege Hanley until you are entirely transparent from how clear your skin is so he doesn't see you

  • @rossihansen2165
    @rossihansen2165 7 років тому

    to see you close to 3million subscribers makes me so happy!To think I subscribed when you were at 20 000. Congrats alpham.

  • @rudrapratapsingh6859
    @rudrapratapsingh6859 5 років тому +16

    5:16 ALPHA: CLOSE MISS..... PHEW

  • @ohnename4076
    @ohnename4076 5 років тому +9

    First date: cinema
    Me: whoops, oh well it wasn’t that bad

  • @christianmead543
    @christianmead543 5 років тому +21

    Beginning the video “youuuuu look amazing!” * me watching while taking a shit*

  • @scan752
    @scan752 7 років тому +8

    I say for the movie one, you should go to a movie first, then go to dinner. That way you can talk about the movie during dinner

  • @nathanielrogers9154
    @nathanielrogers9154 7 років тому

    Watching the sunset on the roof of a school, her idea not mine, but I love it.

  • @ericrodriguez8036
    @ericrodriguez8036 7 років тому

    I'll usually go to a wine spot I know, it's nice but not extremely fancy and girls usually love wine. They also have craft beers and small plates, so it's always a win, win. If they're not into that, it's conveniently located next to an "old town" shopping spot with antique stores, and icecream spots. My current gf says she was impressed that I had such a great date the first time we went out. It's all about having a chance to talk but ambiance also makes a huge difference.

  • @Drewcortez71
    @Drewcortez71 7 років тому +3

    You're the man! Always great advice Alpha!

  • @jacksona6737
    @jacksona6737 7 років тому +46

    Take her ice skating

    • @Corey1695
      @Corey1695 7 років тому

      ^

    • @jacksona6737
      @jacksona6737 7 років тому +1

      But make the whole thing romantic. Like when she's putting on her skates, kneel down and tie her shoes for her. Then when you get out on the ice, hold her hand and lead her.

    • @Corey1695
      @Corey1695 7 років тому +1

      Jackson Atrops
      Oh of course, that goes without saying. Especially if she rarely ever goes ice skating.
      Motobloke
      I play ice hockey, so that's not a problem for me.

    • @VickyHK1
      @VickyHK1 6 років тому

      Jackson Atrops that’s what I’m doing

    • @akis8402
      @akis8402 6 років тому +1

      Someone saw Rocky.

  • @KaiGaming84
    @KaiGaming84 7 років тому +23

    1st date - couple chilled drinks at a lounge
    2nd date - dinner
    3rd date - movie
    4th date - social with friends
    5th date - bbq
    It's really not that hard...

  • @treynicholsmusic
    @treynicholsmusic 7 років тому +2

    2:04 “run” 😂😂😂

  • @maynardfernandezvlogs8003
    @maynardfernandezvlogs8003 6 років тому +1

    2019 and alpha m is still worth watching. Happy New Year Alpha from the Philippines 🇵🇭

  • @TheNewRiflemanBob
    @TheNewRiflemanBob 6 років тому +6

    "No SON, sit down!" Haha

  • @jso6897
    @jso6897 6 років тому +5

    “You look fantastic”
    Lol must not be looking at me

  • @polloloco6753
    @polloloco6753 5 років тому +14

    I took my first girlfriend to a paintballing place on our first date lmao

    • @VanderbiltMr
      @VanderbiltMr 5 років тому +5

      but instead of paint, the balls were filled with tiege hanley

    • @GubbiGap
      @GubbiGap 4 роки тому

      That sounds so fun! That's one of those things that would work out because then even if she's not interested in a 2nd date, I'm sure she still had a lot of fun and will look back on it as a happy memory :D

  • @οκμπος
    @οκμπος 7 років тому +1

    I love watching your videos. I'm not doing anything you say, my day basically consists of me playing videogames alone in my room. But damn, you're one entertaining and funny dude.

    • @jaimereupert4247
      @jaimereupert4247 3 роки тому

      This is basically how I spend my days off. #ThisGuy

  • @tristancreed
    @tristancreed Рік тому

    My first dates usually involve some coffee, a movie and dinner. It always works out. I asked a close friend out and we got very comfortable around each other real quick. Fast forward, we're looking to tie the knot for good.

  • @antepavelic762
    @antepavelic762 7 років тому +65

    My son's name is Tiege Hanley.

  • @Leontenklooster
    @Leontenklooster 7 років тому +34

    So next video is gonna be the best date idea's right?

    • @squigglyg2606
      @squigglyg2606 7 років тому +3

      Leon ten Klooster he's has a video already

  • @rogue_1414
    @rogue_1414 5 років тому +4

    Me before video: :(
    Alpha m: “You look fantastic keep it up!”
    Me: :D

  • @swaelee3004
    @swaelee3004 6 років тому

    Dude I love your vids never quit

  • @astro5842
    @astro5842 5 років тому

    I had a first date with a girl at Starbucks and it was amazing, if you're local Starbucks has that outdoor area it's really chill most the time and you can just hang out there for a while

  • @mehedimahi4686
    @mehedimahi4686 7 років тому +5

    His shirt looks soo good
    just like my skin after using tiege hanley

  • @Tantei7
    @Tantei7 7 років тому +4

    I think a bike ride is nice, grab a drink and something to eat at the end, nothing overly fancy, just a bunch of fries and a coke or sth. It's affordable, not a lot of people do it as a date, so it's definitely special. What do you think?

  • @thecheck4020
    @thecheck4020 7 років тому +20

    Tiege Hanley uses Chuck Norris !

  • @ZonkzUK
    @ZonkzUK 7 років тому

    I always take them for a few drinks on a week night. All the bars will be relatively quiet because it's not the weekend so we're able to sit down and actually hear eachother talk in peace, plus a few drinks (not too many) works as a sort of social lubricant and helps the conversation flow. I literally have nothing other than that, that's my only plan

  • @austindavis7904
    @austindavis7904 6 років тому +1

    TAKE HER ON A HIKE!!! You’re being active and there is plenty of time to have conversation and enjoy the outdoors together.

  • @bensawmiller3005
    @bensawmiller3005 7 років тому +11

    Oh look, a new video by a popular UA-cam person! I will now ask where my notification squad is at, to gain the viewer ship of people scrolling through the comments and hopefully look cool to said UA-cam person!

    • @xL0stKIlah
      @xL0stKIlah 7 років тому

      Benjamin Sawmiller You're trying very hard 😂

  • @garypierre2010
    @garypierre2010 7 років тому +16

    The time you realized you've been on this channel for almost 2 hours :)

    • @paresachang1649
      @paresachang1649 6 років тому

      😂😂 I love this guy

    • @justmehere_
      @justmehere_ 5 років тому

      the moment u realised you are now part of the tiege hanley cult

  • @joranguse5237
    @joranguse5237 7 років тому +16

    WHAT , THE CINEMA!1!1!1!1! I THOUGHT THAT WAS amazing, I mean I did that, and she enjoyed it
    *Shit*

  • @AntonioGonzalez3ro
    @AntonioGonzalez3ro 6 років тому

    For great date ideas, I think it could be a restaurant with a band that plays music to dance with her, almost every girl likes dancing, usually in those places you can chat comfortably and at any given time you can just stand up and ask her to dance. (You can also chat While dancing)

  • @dancestoopid6881
    @dancestoopid6881 6 років тому

    Smoothest sponsor plug👌🏽

  • @shaka626
    @shaka626 5 років тому +7

    😂😂😂 this guy is more of a comedian

  • @bochumerscream1848
    @bochumerscream1848 5 років тому +3

    You say you should not get fast food or finger food, but in the 'best Dating ideas' you talk about getting a pizza on the go....

  • @npc0458
    @npc0458 7 років тому +8

    Next video: How to get a date

  • @amat3ur515
    @amat3ur515 5 років тому +1

    3:33 to 3:45 is my favorite part of the video😂😂😂. But these tips actually helped me out a lot 👍. Keep up the good work

  • @shaharkarp4357
    @shaharkarp4357 7 років тому

    Man I think thats your funniest video I've ever watched. Im really thinking about taking her to a club just to see how funny this could be.

  • @sharris9812
    @sharris9812 5 років тому +5

    3:23 CAN I GET AN AMEN! 😂😂🤣