Erm, why did Joe Biden drop out?

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  • @jackisanerd
    @jackisanerd  3 місяці тому +1244

    fuck all melvins
    also will i see you tonight
    🥺
    👉👈
    at www.twitch.tv/jacksfilms for the Stagelight SMP debut?

    • @Msggaming786
      @Msggaming786 3 місяці тому +33

      $1,000,000 dog vs $100,000 dog vs $1 dog vs 1¢ dog video when?

    • @greenflame2425
      @greenflame2425 3 місяці тому +22

      No. (politely)

    • @mevanjooo2475
      @mevanjooo2475 3 місяці тому

      She Melvin on my joe til I kamela

    • @bettygrof.
      @bettygrof. 3 місяці тому +13

      I love you Jack, I have a secret crush on you Jack

    • @ZeCroutonLord
      @ZeCroutonLord 3 місяці тому

      yes

  • @Powl_J
    @Powl_J 3 місяці тому +2429

    The maximum age should be the moment you fall for one of those AI generated inspirational Facebook pictures

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 3 місяці тому +55

      That can't be right, there would be a -5 year window to run for presidency then!

    • @AdamGlory
      @AdamGlory 3 місяці тому +42

      Maximum age should be anyone who still USES Facebook. Sorry Dad.

    • @John_Ass
      @John_Ass 3 місяці тому

      1 year old then?

    • @tsriketwm7274
      @tsriketwm7274 3 місяці тому +8

      @@RGC_animationhey if you aren’t gonna time travel to win the presidency, do you really deserve it?

    • @clipsyoudontwatch
      @clipsyoudontwatch 3 місяці тому +2

      Don’t you mean the MELVIN age?

  • @M0Bk
    @M0Bk 3 місяці тому +2498

    no, the JD in JD Vance does not mean Jorkin Dapeanus

    • @danichicklets
      @danichicklets 3 місяці тому +42

      aw man :(

    • @ZeCroutonLord
      @ZeCroutonLord 3 місяці тому +32

      are you sure?

    • @Jackieness402
      @Jackieness402 3 місяці тому +83

      Well then how do you explain all the times he’s “Jorked it”, and by “it”, haha, well. Let’s justr say. His peanits

    • @michaelkeehan8094
      @michaelkeehan8094 3 місяці тому +19

      It means "Jerkin Dolphins"

    • @Flareguy
      @Flareguy 3 місяці тому

      we all know it means Jfucked Dcouch

  • @roxannegarland1496
    @roxannegarland1496 3 місяці тому +614

    Minimum age: 35 years old
    Maximum age: 36 years old
    You get 1 year to go absolutely nuts

    • @procraftinatorz4116
      @procraftinatorz4116 3 місяці тому +94

      I love the idea of someone deciding they want to run for president only to realize they missed the deadline by 3 months

    • @probablyparker4044
      @probablyparker4044 3 місяці тому +25

      this also means only people born in specific years get to run lmao

    • @indomrex3320
      @indomrex3320 3 місяці тому +8

      Not even a full term

  • @Cenn_Devel
    @Cenn_Devel 3 місяці тому +1007

    1:13 Everyone always uses "It's Joever" but never "It's Joever, say goodbiden"

    • @SourceBrother
      @SourceBrother 3 місяці тому +36

      It's BiDone D:

    • @thatoneguy6318
      @thatoneguy6318 3 місяці тому +28

      its melvinver, say goodmenvin

    • @Winky-Klink
      @Winky-Klink 3 місяці тому +9

      Thank you, I’ll add that to my vocabulary

    • @chxromehearzt
      @chxromehearzt 3 місяці тому +6

      @@thatoneguy6318melvin melvin, melvin melvin

    • @estenslop
      @estenslop 3 місяці тому +7

      actually it’s only kamencing

  • @whatsupranchdubois
    @whatsupranchdubois 3 місяці тому +1217

    my favorite thing I've seen lately is the person on tumblr who wrote a full "Kamala sells Biden to One Direction" fanfic

    • @kinkanalchemist
      @kinkanalchemist 3 місяці тому +96

      Now THAT is classic tumblr culture 😂

    • @temporary_error_3264
      @temporary_error_3264 3 місяці тому +26

      No fuckin’ way…

    • @The_FantasyDreamerYT
      @The_FantasyDreamerYT 3 місяці тому +26

      ayo bro wheres the link? cmon im waiting

    • @porcelina5834
      @porcelina5834 3 місяці тому +20

      On god send link?

    • @microplasticblood
      @microplasticblood 3 місяці тому +31

      @@The_FantasyDreamerYTtheyre talking about spacejasontodd i think. its under the first post you see on their page

  • @TheEggGuy64
    @TheEggGuy64 3 місяці тому +745

    YOU JUST GOT MELVIN'D

  • @serotonin_rotz
    @serotonin_rotz 3 місяці тому +467

    biden actually saw the campaign for markiplier being old enough to run and stepped down knowing he couldn’t compete

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 3 місяці тому +40

      Markiplier 2028 let's do more celebrities what could go wrong

    • @serotonin_rotz
      @serotonin_rotz 3 місяці тому +2

      @@ursidae97 yeah because being a youtuber and gamer is the same as being a president

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 3 місяці тому +28

      @@serotonin_rotz exactly what's the worst that could happen

    • @DanielFerreira-ez8qd
      @DanielFerreira-ez8qd 3 місяці тому +18

      ​@@serotonin_rotz Not like the last few presidents had good credentials, either

    • @Sirhc_B8207
      @Sirhc_B8207 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@DanielFerreira-ez8qdI mean, Biden had decent credentials, he just went senile

  • @antijohngreen
    @antijohngreen 3 місяці тому +260

    age 36. one year term limits. i want ZERO stability in the country

    • @Gran69
      @Gran69 3 місяці тому +10

      So no change then?

    • @PIZZAdayisback
      @PIZZAdayisback 3 місяці тому +17

      One year term limits would actually motivate them to pass laws faster.
      10 year terms would be worse for stability.

    • @notusneo
      @notusneo 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@PIZZAdayisback its 8 years actually, one term of US presidency is 4 year

    • @PIZZAdayisback
      @PIZZAdayisback 3 місяці тому +2

      @@notusneo I'm speaking theoretically though.
      A 10 year term would be more disastrous that getting re-elected.
      Would it not?

    • @notusneo
      @notusneo 3 місяці тому +9

      @@PIZZAdayisback fuck it they should do the roman consul way, one year term with no term limit but you cant go two year in a row

  • @diegolucano3354
    @diegolucano3354 3 місяці тому +679

    4:05 Oh no. He's losing it as much as Biden is. It was a good run, Jack.

  • @idietreal
    @idietreal 3 місяці тому +416

    To get to the other side

    • @NoBro_NBK21
      @NoBro_NBK21 3 місяці тому +13

      no it's because he needed to focus on national ice cream day

    • @idietreal
      @idietreal 3 місяці тому +6

      @@NoBro_NBK21 rocky road ice cream

    • @NoBro_NBK21
      @NoBro_NBK21 3 місяці тому +6

      @@idietreal yep

    • @jangamecuber
      @jangamecuber 3 місяці тому +7

      *to get to the other melvin

    • @caramelcomplx9518
      @caramelcomplx9518 3 місяці тому

      *BA DUM PSS* 🥁

  • @normalichu
    @normalichu 3 місяці тому +106

    Erm, what the Melvin?

  • @DaRatTalks
    @DaRatTalks 3 місяці тому +306

    Melvin the best joke here for years.

  • @noyz-anything
    @noyz-anything 3 місяці тому +68

    MELVIN TIMESTAMPS:
    2:18 Melvin
    3:00 Jack explains who Melvin is
    4:33 "Melvin these Kamala's"
    6:13 Jack wheezes like a goblin over Melvin getting verbed
    8:23 The final answer's final Melvin

  • @Fel1kMan
    @Fel1kMan 3 місяці тому +33

    The accidental react bot segment was everything for me

  • @insertreferencehere.8066
    @insertreferencehere.8066 3 місяці тому +18

    He had that post Melvin clarity

  • @CrazyUFOKid
    @CrazyUFOKid 3 місяці тому +102

    that twitter for android shirt is leaving our plane of existence

    • @LifeIsPain878
      @LifeIsPain878 3 місяці тому +4

      It has ascended

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 3 місяці тому +5

      Everything about is being scrapped out of existance so it's just following suit

  • @Monster_Lock
    @Monster_Lock 3 місяці тому +125

    I love the part where twitch chat said "It's Melvin' time" and and Melvin'd all over the stream

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 3 місяці тому +94

    I think Melvin might have as much relevance and staying power as peak Lightswitch jokes and 'women be shoppin'

  • @nicolaszanon3337
    @nicolaszanon3337 3 місяці тому +59

    Fun fact: there was a vote for a law that made so that there was a age limit for people in congress and above, and majority said yes (by alot) however that law has yet to be implemented, i wonder why

    • @gerstein03
      @gerstein03 3 місяці тому +2

      Can this be implemented please? It would mean nobody who's brain is as gone to the wind as Biden's can ever run again and as an added bonus Trump can't run either

    • @Joewindows104
      @Joewindows104 3 місяці тому

      Wouldn’t that mean there’s no president

  • @Eassah
    @Eassah 3 місяці тому +64

    chat doing melvin jokes is so real

  • @TZmayo
    @TZmayo 3 місяці тому +143

    You know, after watching this, i think I've realized i have you to blame for my absolutely ruined sense of humor. Thank you

  • @Hexye
    @Hexye 3 місяці тому +163

    The maximum age for presjdency should be jacksfilms's age (70) minus 1.

  • @DynamiteRyper
    @DynamiteRyper 3 місяці тому +47

    Maximum age of 65 before you need to take a yearly competency test just to make sure they don’t have their brain in Narnia.

  • @Mr.Bug1907
    @Mr.Bug1907 3 місяці тому +379

    He actually left due to skibidi Biden related trauma

    • @id10tguy
      @id10tguy 3 місяці тому +6

      Best comment on youtube

    • @JustarLad
      @JustarLad 3 місяці тому

      He has been brainwashed so much by the skibidi Biden posts that he could barely even say anything in the debate 🤓☝️

    • @_lil_lil
      @_lil_lil 3 місяці тому +6

      Honestly, if ever there should have ever been a reason to cancel Colbert, that was it

    • @PIZZAdayisback
      @PIZZAdayisback 3 місяці тому +1

      I'd leave a presidential race too if I was turned into a viral brainrot meme!

    • @chuckmcluckin6082
      @chuckmcluckin6082 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@_lil_lil Truly the 9/11 of late show segments

  • @skynet0912
    @skynet0912 3 місяці тому +17

    Election debates should be just the candidates reading the worst possible R34 fanfiction to eachother, and if any of them react in any way, they get a point. By the end of the 3 hour debate, the one with the least points will be the debate winner!

    • @FartCity-WorldDomination
      @FartCity-WorldDomination 3 місяці тому

      Biden would win that one because he wouldn’t know if he was reading it 😂

  • @MIMIC_SODA
    @MIMIC_SODA 3 місяці тому +33

    I Got a US government ebegging ad before this video 10/10

  • @aceywac3y
    @aceywac3y 3 місяці тому +48

    i just melvin’d to this!

  • @GenderfaeCrab
    @GenderfaeCrab 3 місяці тому +95

    Just remember to do very thorough background checks for the minecraft server.

    • @jangamecuber
      @jangamecuber 3 місяці тому +6

      wouldn't want anyone to melvin it

  • @drakefang
    @drakefang 3 місяці тому +31

    Other than National Ice Cream Day, Biden also dropped out right on the National Holiday in Belgium. Couldn't even wait until we were done celebrating OUR independence!

  • @MrCarrot__
    @MrCarrot__ 3 місяці тому +13

    The maximum age should be a well thought conversation between all the branches of government.
    Legislative, Executive, Judicial, and Melvin

  • @thotoe
    @thotoe 3 місяці тому +16

    The minimum age is 35
    The maximum age should logically also be 35
    Therefore we can't have a president and anarchy reigns supreme

  • @joeym5243
    @joeym5243 3 місяці тому +21

    I think Jarack Odama is the Yugioh card that lets you draw two extra cards but im not certain.

  • @asperRader
    @asperRader 3 місяці тому +19

    From off-loading content creation, to content curation, now Jack is off-loading reaction and jokes to chat! Titan of industry!

  • @necroseus
    @necroseus 3 місяці тому +23

    BRING BACK THE YIAY THEME!!!!!! I CANNOT HANDLE THESE WEIRD HALF-YIAYS!!!! PLEEEEASEEEEEEEE
    Edit: I have made a continuous lapse in my judgement. This video has the YIAY theme

  • @manyyoumas
    @manyyoumas 3 місяці тому +23

    suing you for the thumbnail it physically pained me

  • @renanzinZS
    @renanzinZS 3 місяці тому +44

    He left to melvin a lightswitch

  • @clover266
    @clover266 3 місяці тому +12

    this video was absolutely melvin

  • @ben-d
    @ben-d 3 місяці тому +22

    So cool to see the birth and death of Melvin in the same video...

  • @limitqa
    @limitqa 3 місяці тому +115

    1 dropout in 1 election, america really fell off

  • @nicolebee3283
    @nicolebee3283 3 місяці тому +94

    when he said Melvin I thought you meant the brother of the joker.

    • @Sparktron87
      @Sparktron87 3 місяці тому +5

      Splooshity Sploosh!

    • @WastedMotorcycle
      @WastedMotorcycle 3 місяці тому +8

      melvin MELVIN brother of the joker melvin MELVIN brother of the joker melvin MELVIN brother of the joker melvin MELVIN brother of the joker melvin MELVIN brother of the joker melvin MELVIN brother of the joker

    • @nathanplante4570
      @nathanplante4570 3 місяці тому +7

      YOU FOOL DON'T SUMMON HIM

    • @heisen-bones
      @heisen-bones 3 місяці тому

      Since when does jonkler have a brother? Is he stupid?

  • @GoatedKanye1
    @GoatedKanye1 3 місяці тому +15

    8:41 you mean the melvinum age?

  • @koolaid33
    @koolaid33 3 місяці тому +9

    7:05 ok but am I crazy for wanting a version of Loss with Joe in the hospital bed and Trump standing over him, tears flowing from his eyes? MAKE IT HAPPEN

  • @mirasbrush4607
    @mirasbrush4607 3 місяці тому +6

    The President should allowed to be 1000 years old as long as they look like they're 12 in the Anime.

  • @Autismspokesperson
    @Autismspokesperson 3 місяці тому +29

    The max age should be 99 because we must all agree on one thing; Legos.

  • @XneverstopfightingX
    @XneverstopfightingX 3 місяці тому +7

    This is how I know I’m not ready to have kids. My brain is so rotted that if I had a kid, I would rename him Melvin, because I’m am DYING over here!

  • @logandraper
    @logandraper 3 місяці тому +4

    This video was huge for fans of the band Melvins

  • @yuarentlucky
    @yuarentlucky 3 місяці тому +2

    I love the faded Twitter for Android shirt, such scathing commentary on the state of X (formerly known as Twitter) right now.

  • @AGreatValue
    @AGreatValue 3 місяці тому +12

    The maximum age should be 65 so at the end of your term you’ll be 69 and all of America can say nice 😎

  • @derschweigaa
    @derschweigaa 3 місяці тому +5

    That "Twitter for Android" shirt has seen better days

  • @lordzerkia
    @lordzerkia 3 місяці тому +59

    Jack will just not let Yiay Live go, through a failed board game, a failed video game, and now an up an coming failed minecraft SMP server. Can't wait to watch the video JohnsFilms.

    • @unny8877
      @unny8877 3 місяці тому +7

      Don’t forget the failed live streams

  • @thatnerd1
    @thatnerd1 3 місяці тому +5

    8:18 holy melvin, that's me!!!

  • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
    @Tom_Cruise_Missile 3 місяці тому +5

    He was politely asked to leave by E V E R Y O N E

  • @goob098
    @goob098 3 місяці тому +5

    he dropped out bc he needed to practice his golf swing

  • @matthewware8973
    @matthewware8973 3 місяці тому +3

    5:47 made me laugh a lot, very good answer indeed

  • @ArtfulCam24
    @ArtfulCam24 3 місяці тому +1

    Damn, you really melvin'd this episode tbh

  • @annelisewilliams03
    @annelisewilliams03 3 місяці тому +6

    The age limit should be when you no longer understand fellow kid slang

  • @BranIzel
    @BranIzel 3 місяці тому +3

    "he misclicked" was legendary

  • @moonlit_rain.6784
    @moonlit_rain.6784 3 місяці тому +5

    3:28 woah, mom get the camera

  • @mugo4581
    @mugo4581 3 місяці тому +26

    that shirt is struggling to survive

    • @KatSpicert
      @KatSpicert 3 місяці тому +4

      He should definitely wash and dry it more aggressively, I can almost see the text on it

  • @germyz
    @germyz 3 місяці тому +7

    They ran out of the ice cream in the White House

  • @Tomneiliousthepickle
    @Tomneiliousthepickle 3 місяці тому +3

    The best part of this video is when Melvin said it’s Melvin time and Melvined all over the place

  • @-Lyric_Central-
    @-Lyric_Central- 3 місяці тому +5

    0:12 ‘drop out, no balls’

  • @tinkercrab11
    @tinkercrab11 3 місяці тому +2

    the maximum age should be the moment you start finding those mysterious strawberry hard candies in your pockets that all old people can spawn

  • @diegolucano3354
    @diegolucano3354 3 місяці тому +25

    The Twitter for Android shirt is almost a regular shirt at this point. Big RIP. Big L.

  • @Gatorboy5678
    @Gatorboy5678 21 день тому

    1:38 This is the funniest thing I’ve read on Twitter and it’s from one of my favorite creators!

  • @michaelmullan792
    @michaelmullan792 3 місяці тому +3

    The maximum age should be 25, we can't have Leo as the first gentlemen.

  • @Justice449
    @Justice449 3 місяці тому +2

    The max age for presidency should be when you start to hallucinate that everything is ice cream. no Jack, it’s not rocky road, that’s just a rock.

  • @jarofapplesauce
    @jarofapplesauce 3 місяці тому +3

    He forgot the directions to the campaign office again

  • @Revilokio
    @Revilokio 3 місяці тому

    Jack, my beloved, haven't seen you in a while in my recommendations!

  • @tape-6
    @tape-6 3 місяці тому +3

    got a kamala ad right before this video

  • @pabdira
    @pabdira 3 місяці тому

    straight up just melvin' my delvin to jacksfilms

  • @Tfin
    @Tfin 3 місяці тому +3

    4:30 He called himself his wife once.

  • @Randomlad.0737
    @Randomlad.0737 3 місяці тому

    I Melvined everywhere while watching this video, good family bonding experience. Thanks Jack. 👍

  • @DaSheepKiller
    @DaSheepKiller 3 місяці тому +3

    The maximum age should be 39. You only get the chance to become President as soon as you turn 35!

  • @TheMrDuckMan
    @TheMrDuckMan 3 місяці тому +2

    However old Melvin is.
    You just got Melvin'd.😎

  • @TuxLinuxOfficial
    @TuxLinuxOfficial 3 місяці тому +3

    This vid made me melvin so hard

  • @RingTeam
    @RingTeam 2 місяці тому

    The Melvin jokes from the chat made me laugh WAY harder than they should

  • @64_User
    @64_User 3 місяці тому +3

    yaiy got melvined. it's joever

  • @therandommemer549
    @therandommemer549 3 місяці тому +1

    The maximum age should be 21 as a reference to the popular video making platform vine

  • @nameillprobablyregret6533
    @nameillprobablyregret6533 3 місяці тому +3

    0:51 you can't just say "by the way"

  • @forthechainsawboy
    @forthechainsawboy 3 місяці тому +2

    was not excepting Athena P into the YIAY today

  • @flandrescarletfumo
    @flandrescarletfumo 3 місяці тому +3

    1:39 he lost it

    • @Wadappand2me
      @Wadappand2me 3 місяці тому

      That was genuinely the worst thing I’ve ever had to read in my entire life.

  • @erykmekwinski1220
    @erykmekwinski1220 3 місяці тому +1

    When they first say back in my day unironically

  • @smallbag123
    @smallbag123 3 місяці тому +6

    Just like legos, the maximum Presidency age should be 99. #YIAYpresident

  • @shawnMartin22
    @shawnMartin22 3 місяці тому +1

    Loving the faded twitter for android shirt

  • @hikari_drv3
    @hikari_drv3 3 місяці тому +4

    I was NOT ready for the pointcrow one😭

  • @salted_seaz
    @salted_seaz 3 місяці тому +1

    Also 35. The presidency should be a constantly changing position accompanied by a hunt for the next person to be exactly 35. They hold the position for one minute each.

  • @MisterPeels
    @MisterPeels 3 місяці тому +19

    erm...what the sigma?

  • @luisguerra8852
    @luisguerra8852 3 місяці тому

    Ooooh I love the use of one of the green screen videos from 2019, very cool

  • @jakyboi1255
    @jakyboi1255 3 місяці тому +9

    he dropped out so mamalla harris can be the first woman mommy in america

    • @ozharms
      @ozharms 3 місяці тому

      Mommy deez nuts!

  • @TheGuyMaybe
    @TheGuyMaybe 3 місяці тому +1

    No age cap, your name has to be Melvin to run

  • @superr72
    @superr72 3 місяці тому +13

    204 views in 1 minute? Bro hasn't fallen off.💀

  • @rachalwithana7099
    @rachalwithana7099 3 місяці тому +2

    1:38 eric pointcrow jumpscare oh my god

    • @StarBoundAngel
      @StarBoundAngel 3 місяці тому

      Thanks that made me pause and read that wonderful collection of the English language

    • @waterme1onhusky971
      @waterme1onhusky971 3 місяці тому

      What if instead of pointcrow it was *freaky*crow

  • @JayMaverick
    @JayMaverick 3 місяці тому

    4:05 I had to pause the video and take a walk after that, dude nailed it so hard.

  • @FlashOfAsh
    @FlashOfAsh 3 місяці тому +2

    it should clearly be 36 years of age max to run for presidency

  • @Quesoquantum
    @Quesoquantum 2 місяці тому

    7:54 Foo Fighters reference? I love Melvin Grohl ❤

  • @lemonamon
    @lemonamon 3 місяці тому

    jack going from detesting minecraft to hosting an smp is crazy work

  • @silliest_gooose
    @silliest_gooose 3 місяці тому +2

    She melvin on my melvin 'till i melvin

  • @nerdoftheatre
    @nerdoftheatre 3 місяці тому

    Jack's really melvin it up in here