Although feigning friendship with you wasn't very polite, backstab is such an ugly word. Enough with the small talk, your lands will make a fine addition to my own.
I Like that Gandhi says "I've just recieved urgent news that a large number of our troops have crossed your border". Like he didn't have anything to do with it.
@@ryankroeger3264 As has been said, most of the text is just stock text that is the same for all leaders. You DO have some unique translations, but even if you only speak English, you should be able to see that the text does not match even the intent of the spoken language (for example, Washington will chastise you for your "wanton aggression" while the text laughs about backstabbing you.) Apparently in one of the earlier versions of Civ, Alexander will say "did you think I was aiming for a cultural victory?" in Greek when declaring war. It's an awesome Bilingual Bonus.
@@avencannon9719 Had a crazy game where Alex snapped up a cheeky Diplo win by liberating multiple civs and buying out city-states that I had just liberated. Hell, Diplo civs in general are usually strong since the A.I. tends to just 'give up' on trying to attract city-states if someone else is trying hard enough to get them... usually meaning someone just gobbles up states uncontested
@@jiku-1286 It just happened to me tonight when I captured Paris (massive warmonger penalty), and the others didn’t sue for peace for over 200 years. Motherfuckers.
@@ArmyJames Was your military big enough, because me personally I barely declare any wars focusing mostly on economy then I rapidly militarize and go crazy
She sounds like a Spanish audio book recording reading lines waiting for her shift to be over And if that wasn't funny enough the in game model toughens her arms up like
Well, i defended my capital from invasion of swordsman of Montezuma. They are dead now, as they were forced to flee:) I was playing as Arabic Khalifate
Imagine if Aztec empire never lost the dynasty and inherited the technology left over from Herman cortez. That’s an alternative history that would be very xool to explore
In case you're interested: 6:16 "Hoezeer ik oorlog ook verafschuw, ik acht het een - hahaha - een dienstbetoon aan de gemene zaak om uw bestaan uit te wissen." "Even though I despise war, I see it as a - hahaha - service to the commonwealth to erase your existence."
hahaha you think huh...guess you never met Civ Ghandi when he completes manhattan project?? he doesn't do troops: he just nukes you back into the stone age!
(When the most interessing man in the world declares war on your empire) You are too close for comfort. My empire requires more living space. (When you declares war in his empire)You fool. You have made a TERRIBLE mistake.
What Catherine of Russia actually says: "you behaved very badly. You know it. The hour of reckoning is upon you" What Napoleon actually says: "you’re bothering us. Prepare yourself for war"
1:22 "You behaved very badly and you know it. The hour of reckoning has come ..." It sounds very stupid in Russian, plus she is German and should speak it with a German accent
POV you: - very aggressive tribesman who can't keep up in civilized conversation - Greek city state serves as an obstacle in the road to minor Asia - argued about historic event that happened like centuries ago - refused to buy a rotten goods and no way to convince you - rich European kingdom - just a Roman province that want independence - global terrorist in a cartoonish way - English governor try to enlist Celt into the English army draft - lol someone tries to break into the castle - sadistic noble who tortured a serf - barbarian threatening the Persian empire to surrender peacefully - calling Cartage as true state - refused a trade request - attempt to cheat in a trade - offering a direct fight, man to man - laughed sinisterly - killed a woman, killed a child and the worst of all, you betrayed your khan - you just said "hey let's go war and have fun" - being an imperialist douche at the peak on imperialism era - cursing !@#%^&* - acting like degenerate, looking like degenerate, talking like degenerate - polluting the natural, cutting trees and killing animals - insulted Jesus and sliced the bible into two pieces - ...just on acid trip and engage in war with a spartan - you was there before Portugal - misbehaving a little bit and peed on a puppy - literally did nothing wrong, it's just you just happen to be presented in or nearby Aztec region - invaded a region France wanted - stopped by Babylon city with your army just to rest - unhonorable ronin or ninja or mongol raider, or rude Chinese merchant or annoying Western diplomat - powerful warrior presented at the wrong time in the wrong place - Spaniard about to conquer Cusco with a big ass army - incompetent ruler of country border Brazil - thrill-seeking cowboy messed with the wrong person - immigrant from the desert want to settle in the Nile valley - revealed yourself to be demon from the red river - said the truth, that Korea (back then) is the most barbaric oppressed nation in Asia pacific - linguistic misunderstandment that sounded like an insult lol - missionary offering the Ottoman to apostate from Islam or will set up revolution - break promise with Constantinople and now forcing the Byzantine to join the crusade - demand tribute - belittled Netherlands and called it the tiniest imperial nation - rebellious badass monk want to overthrow the Tang dynasty
The funniest part about Civ 5 is that Elizabeth speaks in an eloquent, Recieved Pronounciation voice fitting for a Queen in all her dialogue, except for the declaration of war in which a very audible Northern English accent is heard when she says "numbered"
It depends of the policy tree the leader has chosen. “the Great” is for picking Honor, “the Pious” is for Piety, “Consul” is for Liberty, and “Lord” is for picking Tradition.
03:16 Isabel I: "Probablemente Dios os perdoné, pero yo no. ¡Preparaos para la guerra!" 03:16 Isabella I "God will probably forgive you, but I don't. ¡Prepare for war!"
I love using my Ayy lmao civilization to conquer small city states and then suddenly unleashing an entire horde of Ayy lmaos all around the world with In game editor to simulate an alien invasion.
ngl I can't tell if this is just a collection of war clips or just someone watching my average playthough. The AI gets so fussy over the slightest things on Emperor+
0:07 I remember i had war with aztecs and i had small army, after sending on that side Alexander appeared and declared war with me, during that his army was strongest of all, so i was like 'fu#k'
4:13 Napoléon says "You annoy/bother us, prepare yourself for war" but he uses the singular "Tu" instead of the plural "Vous" which is more familiar and informal (think using someone's first name instead of "Mister [Last Name]".
Maybe he was being deceptive. AIs being deceptive means they'll appear as "Friendly" in diplomacy overview regardless of your actual relationship with them. And when they attack, These lines will be shown.
I understand, the issue I have with this is that the Khan is one of the most loyal leaders of the game (Outdone by Shaka on number one, if you manage to befriend him)
daan mollema My guess is that the save file the clip was recorded on had "random personalities" turned on, and the rtd God gave Genghis a deceptive personality in that save.
POV: You just conquered a small city at the end of the world
Then what civ are you?
I Like that Gandhi says "I've just recieved urgent news that a large number of our troops have crossed your border". Like he didn't have anything to do with it.
that is not what he said in the video
@@ryankroeger3264 The text in the dialogue box is is different from what he actually says.
@@ryankroeger3264 As has been said, most of the text is just stock text that is the same for all leaders. You DO have some unique translations, but even if you only speak English, you should be able to see that the text does not match even the intent of the spoken language (for example, Washington will chastise you for your "wanton aggression" while the text laughs about backstabbing you.)
Apparently in one of the earlier versions of Civ, Alexander will say "did you think I was aiming for a cultural victory?" in Greek when declaring war. It's an awesome Bilingual Bonus.
@@InfernalLawyer That's funny as hell- Alexander and the French always gave me problems in V
@@avencannon9719 Had a crazy game where Alex snapped up a cheeky Diplo win by liberating multiple civs and buying out city-states that I had just liberated.
Hell, Diplo civs in general are usually strong since the A.I. tends to just 'give up' on trying to attract city-states if someone else is trying hard enough to get them... usually meaning someone just gobbles up states uncontested
"Your lands will make a fine addition to my own." -Enrico Dandolo
S-should we tell him, guys?
goorooschlum
*Venice proceeds to take your land with solid gold knights*
Naw, let him figure it out himself.
"I can still purchase whatever I'd like in your lands. It'd be better than what you can build yourselves..."
Bad translation, dear Sir. The Doge says: "When you will be no more, dear Sir, there will be more for us." He does not mention any land.
*he coughs*
"XIMICACAN, XIMICACAN, XIMICACAN!"
"Very well."
Understandable
Have a nice day
@@MrGeneralHeavy Which requires sacrifices.
All I heard was "sacrifices, Sacrifices, SACRIFICES!"
I like to imagine this was just one guy's play through and everyone declared war on him on one turn.
Lmfao yeah it’s theoretically possible
When you've got the only supply of uranium on Earth.
Find this toooo funny ;D
@@jiku-1286 It just happened to me tonight when I captured Paris (massive warmonger penalty), and the others didn’t sue for peace for over 200 years.
Motherfuckers.
@@ArmyJames Was your military big enough, because me personally I barely declare any wars focusing mostly on economy then I rapidly militarize and go crazy
POV: You just declared war on someone when you said you were just moving troops 50 turns ago
Nah, for me, it was exactly last turn
5:42
“I FEEEEEL FINE”
Fun fact: the actually translation of XIMICACAN is apparently just "die"
Seems about right
this guy is actually reaper
"Your wanton aggression leaves us no choice."
*Laughs in Vietnamese*
As a German I laughed way harder at Austria than I should have
Why is it funny?
I think because Austrians where very dependent on Germany during ww1
For the accent? Xd
@@cherry6255 Austrian german is very charming and playful. They way she declared war sounded like she was just talking to a naughty child.
- Ты очень плохо себя вёл, ты это знаешь.
- О да, моя императрица, я был плохим мальчиком, да!
она, более того, когда убиваешь её шпиона говорит что-то в духе "теперь я твоя пленница", так выпал когда в первый раз услышал
@@1212-r7e она это говорит когда ты полностью захватываешь Россию
@@RuslanD6 хз мне в случае со шпионом говорила
Lmao 😂
и мне нужна хорошая порка по заднице от няни! 👋
1:57 "By the grace of God, your days are numbered."
*Laughs in American*
Rafael Garcia lol
America is gay lmao
@@Vanished584 your moma is gay
@@selahattinkaskc8668 yo mama gay
Gay moma
3:16 "Probablemente Dios os perdone, pero yo no. Preparaos para la guerra."
"Probably God forgive you, but i dont. Prepare yourself for war."
She sounds like a Spanish audio book recording reading lines waiting for her shift to be over
And if that wasn't funny enough the in game model toughens her arms up like
After US and England it's the other part I wait for like Ayyyye I know what she says lol
That sounds like a meme 😂
“Que dios te perdone, yo no”
Gandhi literally says “I’ve just been informed that more of our soldiers have entered your proximity” with huge regret in his voice, wow
*deth*
Willem of Orange:
"However much I detest war; I consider wiping your existence away to be a service to the general interest."
Damn, I always forget how much better civ v looked. Hopefully they go back to realism in civ vii
1:40
"Tell me, do you know how numerous my elephants and battalions are? No? You'll know today."
5:36 Sigh...god knows how much I've seen this one.
+Courtney Jones same :l
Throw him a lot of redcoats in the industrial era and make sure you build defensive buildings and forts. You'll rape his army in no time.
Pretty much dead if u watch it on level 7 or8
**Ends Turn 1** 5:38
lmfao
thats ass holes
True dat
"i feeeeeel fine"
2:16 OH SHIIIIII-
POV:
Your warmongering penalties kick in despite fighting a defensive war 100 years ago.
Everyone has heard Attila, Shaka and Montezuma declare war at least once as if you are next to them in the early game they will take all your shit.
Well, i defended my capital from invasion of swordsman of Montezuma.
They are dead now, as they were forced to flee:)
I was playing as Arabic Khalifate
XIMICACAN XIMICACAN XIMICACAN
4:02
Over all the most terrifying nation to hear it declaration of war from
Imagine if Aztec empire never lost the dynasty and inherited the technology left over from Herman cortez. That’s an alternative history that would be very xool to explore
WOOOOOOHOOOO
ximicacan. ximicacan! XIMICACAN!
4:51 "Seu reinado ficará melhor sob o meu domínio."
Pedro II doesn't give a fuck.
Arthur The Bootleg please translate. I don’t know Portuguese.
"- your reign will be better under my control!"
Just noticed that these are in alphabetical order, nice touch
In case you're interested:
6:16 "Hoezeer ik oorlog ook verafschuw, ik acht het een - hahaha - een dienstbetoon aan de gemene zaak om uw bestaan uit te wissen."
"Even though I despise war, I see it as a - hahaha - service to the commonwealth to erase your existence."
I see it now why I hate that man so much
2:16 the most terrifying of them all. If Ghandi declares war on you he probably has nukes
He sounds chill when he declared war lol 😂
0:08 Alexander... so cool. Hes acting on that scene makes me feel hes just like: "I've had enough of you. It's time to wipe you out."
4:03 Ximicacan! XIMICACAN! *XIMICACAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
_crowd cheering_
Ghandie be like: "hello lovely person i just wanted to let you know my troops are coming into your land i promise i wont do much to you"
hahaha you think huh...guess you never met Civ Ghandi when he completes manhattan project?? he doesn't do troops: he just nukes you back into the stone age!
The Mahatma Project
2:04 enrico dandolo is the general grievous
Your lands will make a fine addition to my COLLECTION
I like how Caesar looks tired, as if he grew bored from all of his wars and conquests.
Slow Tuesday
I miss the full backgrounds of diplomacy screens in 5 and the war music for each nation too, even if it got annoying to hear it constantly.
Plot twist: he was just randomly playing a game with every civ in the game and they all declared war all on the same turn
(When the most interessing man in the world declares war on your empire) You are too close for comfort. My empire requires more living space.
(When you declares war in his empire)You fool. You have made a TERRIBLE mistake.
2:20 Did… did… did you see that? is that a Nuclear launching in the background?
@account that made in Korea r/woooosh
I mean if Bismarck wanted a war…I would loose on purpose…sometimes you have to be historically accurate
What Catherine of Russia actually says: "you behaved very badly. You know it. The hour of reckoning is upon you"
What Napoleon actually says: "you’re bothering us. Prepare yourself for war"
XD thats hilarious
Lmao
2:11 fry your toe nails off
Enrico sounds like he’s about to kill some Jedi
4:52 Seu reinado ficará melhor sob meu domínio.
4:02 you're welcome
4:29 Japan : I will inform you of our diplomacy to wipe away your great civilized nation from this world
*Laugh in Chinese*
*Also laughs in Korean*
@account that made in Korea He refer to the time japan try to conquer Korea during the medieval period.
*Laughs in American, with fat man and little boy*
"Kamehameha the Pious of Polynesia "
Ok wtf?
yup, his name was Kamehameha I
Their title depends on the social policies they have adopted and the era
Where do you think Roshi learned the Turtle Destruction Wave from?
Love those psycho leaders. The game should be called Savage5
5.47 "Benim insanlarım için büyük tehdit oluşturuyorsun, seni yok etmeliyim."
"You are a big threat for my people, i must destroy you."
Ayberk Altun Biraz ilginç olmuş o seslendirme :D
* 5:47
1:22 "You behaved very badly and you know it. The hour of reckoning has come ..."
It sounds very stupid in Russian, plus she is German and should speak it with a German accent
6:15 thats fucking geweldige specerijen
1:34 speak up you’re too far, we can’t hear ya mate
These animations are so much better
I wish they would show a separate panel to show our ruler reacting to being declared war upon
This was recommended right after the declaration of war in Attack on Titan lol.
I love how Genghis is so straightforward. Like he just said "PREPARE TO DIE!" 😂
POV you:
- very aggressive tribesman who can't keep up in civilized conversation
- Greek city state serves as an obstacle in the road to minor Asia
- argued about historic event that happened like centuries ago
- refused to buy a rotten goods and no way to convince you
- rich European kingdom
- just a Roman province that want independence
- global terrorist in a cartoonish way
- English governor try to enlist Celt into the English army draft
- lol someone tries to break into the castle
- sadistic noble who tortured a serf
- barbarian threatening the Persian empire to surrender peacefully
- calling Cartage as true state
- refused a trade request
- attempt to cheat in a trade
- offering a direct fight, man to man
- laughed sinisterly
- killed a woman, killed a child and the worst of all, you betrayed your khan
- you just said "hey let's go war and have fun"
- being an imperialist douche at the peak on imperialism era
- cursing !@#%^&*
- acting like degenerate, looking like degenerate, talking like degenerate
- polluting the natural, cutting trees and killing animals
- insulted Jesus and sliced the bible into two pieces
- ...just on acid trip and engage in war with a spartan
- you was there before Portugal
- misbehaving a little bit and peed on a puppy
- literally did nothing wrong, it's just you just happen to be presented in or nearby Aztec region
- invaded a region France wanted
- stopped by Babylon city with your army just to rest
- unhonorable ronin or ninja or mongol raider, or rude Chinese merchant or annoying Western diplomat
- powerful warrior presented at the wrong time in the wrong place
- Spaniard about to conquer Cusco with a big ass army
- incompetent ruler of country border Brazil
- thrill-seeking cowboy messed with the wrong person
- immigrant from the desert want to settle in the Nile valley
- revealed yourself to be demon from the red river
- said the truth, that Korea (back then) is the most barbaric oppressed nation in Asia pacific
- linguistic misunderstandment that sounded like an insult lol
- missionary offering the Ottoman to apostate from Islam or will set up revolution
- break promise with Constantinople and now forcing the Byzantine to join the crusade
- demand tribute
- belittled Netherlands and called it the tiniest imperial nation
- rebellious badass monk want to overthrow the Tang dynasty
better scenes than Civ 6
Also Isabella's delivery is so bad compared to literally everyone else it's hilarious
alexander is too aggressive
Especially in Civ 6. He'll denounced you for not starting the war against another Civilization
You can only undertsnad your country's leader...I love it
The funniest part about Civ 5 is that Elizabeth speaks in an eloquent, Recieved Pronounciation voice fitting for a Queen in all her dialogue, except for the declaration of war in which a very audible Northern English accent is heard when she says "numbered"
Are the leaders' titles such as "the Great" "the Pious" "Consul" "Lord" etc. random or do they depend on some mechanics?
It depends of the policy tree the leader has chosen. “the Great” is for picking Honor, “the Pious” is for Piety, “Consul” is for Liberty, and “Lord” is for picking Tradition.
POV: Your nation get's nuked by Ghandi in the next turn
I find it funny how Gandhi is the least wanting to go to war yet will not hesitate to nuke anyone without flinching
Catherine and Elizabeth going from trade time to time you find out why not to F about in personality and OST needs returning in VII.
3:17
Isabella sounds funny "Probably God will spare you, but I am not. Prepare yourself for War"
But with any voice acting whatsoever lolololol
03:16 Isabel I: "Probablemente Dios os perdoné, pero yo no. ¡Preparaos para la guerra!"
03:16 Isabella I "God will probably forgive you, but I don't. ¡Prepare for war!"
I love using my Ayy lmao civilization to conquer small city states and then suddenly unleashing an entire horde of Ayy lmaos all around the world with In game editor to simulate an alien invasion.
Harald Bluetooth said:
Hahaha im getting tired of this useless talk
We discuss our disagreements on the battlefield
Like real men
Sweden 2:30 'Gott mit uns', wow, that's so German
Michał Skrzypczak The Hakkapeliittas will ride again and your men will fall just at the sight of my cavalry!God with us!
That was actually adolfus his slogan apparently
Casimir has the most frightening declaration of war
I like the leader screens in civ 5 more than in civ 6
Not only does Attila blatantly rip off other city's city names, he takes Rome's war declaration too.
ТЫ ОЧЕНЬ ПЛОХО СЕБЯ ВЁЛ
ТЫ ЭТО ЗНАЕШЬ
НАСТАЛ ЧАС РАСПЛАТЫ
The german translation is wrong he say something diffrent. He says "i can not wait until you get more and more mightier, so prepare for war".
Every translation is wrong
@@sycon3655 i feel they should've written the actual translations instead.
These arent the actual translations
ngl I can't tell if this is just a collection of war clips or just someone watching my average playthough. The AI gets so fussy over the slightest things on Emperor+
Damn, Caesar looks like he's talking to something he accidentally stepped in.
Imagine if every Civ did this in 1 turn 😂 😂
Gandhi when he declares war on you: I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
Ahmad Al mansur : mufawadat salaw...Ra bdat Lharb
Negotiations are done...war has begun
he sounds so nervous
Everyone sound so scary and serious. Then comes Harald Bluetooth and sounds like a total Derp.
0:07 I remember i had war with aztecs and i had small army, after sending on that side Alexander appeared and declared war with me, during that his army was strongest of all, so i was like 'fu#k'
2:17 THAT'S really scary!
i love when askia and china declare war becasue when you meet them they talk about peaceful coexistence
It feels like Im Germany and about to start WW1
4:13 Napoléon says "You annoy/bother us, prepare yourself for war" but he uses the singular "Tu" instead of the plural "Vous" which is more familiar and informal (think using someone's first name instead of "Mister [Last Name]".
4:25 貴殿の偉大なる文明国を此の世から拭い去る、我等が意向を御通知申し上げまする。
2:16 declaration of war? Declaration of everlasting suffering id call it
What anime is this?
Xi miqa can ! Xi miqa can ! XI MIQA CAN !
Dom Pedro 2: kind, calm and humble and above all a great leader
4:51 the same Dom Pedro 2: a fucking evil manipulator Emperor
I wish they had unique things to say; nonetheless this is amazing
They actually do all say unique things but the text at the bottom is not subtitles for what they say
Just stock text
4:51 Of course my emperor, prepare the navy.
시미까까 시미까까! 시미까까!!!
AI empires when you accidentally walk into their borders because you couldn’t see where they were:
2:41 "Facepalm"
I thought for a second Napoleon said "Tout nous derange" (Everything bothers us) instead of "Tu nous derange" (You bother us)
Imagine venice declases war on you
Poland looking like a boss fight.
so you have chosen death
Hold the fuck up
The Khan+Backstab??!?!
Maybe he was being deceptive. AIs being deceptive means they'll appear as "Friendly" in diplomacy overview regardless of your actual relationship with them. And when they attack, These lines will be shown.
I understand, the issue I have with this is that the Khan is one of the most loyal leaders of the game (Outdone by Shaka on number one, if you manage to befriend him)
daan mollema My guess is that the save file the clip was recorded on had "random personalities" turned on, and the rtd God gave Genghis a deceptive personality in that save.