[ASMR] [ROLEPLAY] ♡bartender thinks you're cute♡ (binaural/F4A)

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  • Hey there!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 316

  • @ARKZT
    @ARKZT 4 місяці тому +1064

    You would be the type of bartender I would go too, stumble asking for water and somehow spill classified government details too

    • @thatsnomoon4221
      @thatsnomoon4221 4 місяці тому +167

      The War Thunder forums need YOU now!

    • @slightlydapperdwarf49
      @slightlydapperdwarf49 4 місяці тому +25

      I think the most concerning part of this is that you'd know classified government information.

    • @donny4092
      @donny4092 4 місяці тому +17

      Have you ever heard of war thunder

    • @anannoyingweeb359
      @anannoyingweeb359 4 місяці тому +12

      Did you know that war thunder has _anime girls?_

    • @ShadowHawk47464
      @ShadowHawk47464 4 місяці тому +3

      plot twist you dont even work for the government

  • @notlit7048
    @notlit7048 4 місяці тому +380

    my shy ass would walk out immediately the moment they start talking to me 💀

    • @RainFarrlz
      @RainFarrlz 4 місяці тому +35

      social anxiety is a bitch 😂

    • @BurningToast880
      @BurningToast880 4 місяці тому +5

      same bro

    • @BergmansApes
      @BergmansApes 3 місяці тому +9

      think positive man. dont think of people you dont know as figures to be scared by. rather think about them as fellow humans that feel the same fear you do 👍

    • @razelans
      @razelans 2 місяці тому

      M-mommy is that you...

    • @CringeKid-y4w
      @CringeKid-y4w 28 днів тому

      @@RainFarrlzYou know I use to be great with girls. I even brought one over to the house and into my bedroom…I was 8 years old when that happened…and then I discovered something called, anxiety. And now I’m here 🥲

  • @S_047
    @S_047 4 місяці тому +784

    I'm cute? That's the alcohol talking

    • @joshys8881
      @joshys8881 4 місяці тому +10

      Lol

    • @finnwong8096
      @finnwong8096 4 місяці тому +29

      We getting depression with this one🗣️🗣️

    • @benv7753
      @benv7753 4 місяці тому +12

      "nice try fed"

    • @michakasprzak6869
      @michakasprzak6869 4 місяці тому +5

      AHAHAHA I LOVE THE BOYS ARE ALL THE SAME
      true

    • @uzumerr414
      @uzumerr414 2 місяці тому

      ye yeah…😔

  • @OkeOkeee-pd9qn
    @OkeOkeee-pd9qn 4 місяці тому +440

    IM COOKED YALL😭😭

    • @weLiveInSociety
      @weLiveInSociety 4 місяці тому +79

      Ain't making it into a relationship with this one 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @g4s9x28
      @g4s9x28 4 місяці тому +26

      Its only up from here bros

    • @AustinDowdle
      @AustinDowdle 4 місяці тому +13

      We all are

    • @SamsonMcarthy-oo6cb
      @SamsonMcarthy-oo6cb 4 місяці тому

      ​@@g4s9x28no, we're at rock bottom and with this we started digging

    • @LetuceP
      @LetuceP 4 місяці тому +9

      @@weLiveInSociety we aint

  • @dallas4586
    @dallas4586 4 місяці тому +247

    Whoever in the back is knocked tf out 😭

  • @larsthedude1984
    @larsthedude1984 4 місяці тому +168

    I ain’t that dumb. She’s gonna put something in my drink, and leave me in an alley without my phone or wallet.

    • @randomentertainment8927
      @randomentertainment8927 4 місяці тому +32

      Nah it's gonna be without your kidneys

    • @mammakate29
      @mammakate29 3 місяці тому +8

      WTF happened to you?!7

    • @Nutcruncher
      @Nutcruncher 3 місяці тому +9

      she’s either a fed, or gonna do exactly this

    • @MrEggerton500
      @MrEggerton500 2 місяці тому +1

      Where are my kidneys

    • @JamesT777
      @JamesT777 2 місяці тому

      @@mammakate29 life happened

  • @EliasAngelo9426
    @EliasAngelo9426 4 місяці тому +155

    Bro at the back goes aaauuughhh 😴

    • @Idklmao1502
      @Idklmao1502 3 місяці тому +2

      He got fuckin knocked out 😂

  • @OnlineArchival
    @OnlineArchival 4 місяці тому +64

    Feeling real lonely with this one at this point 🗣🔥🔥

    • @The_cestelin_Holland
      @The_cestelin_Holland 4 місяці тому

      You will find some one unlike me

    • @ipckle
      @ipckle 3 місяці тому +1

      @@The_cestelin_Hollandyou’ll find someone unlike me

    • @The_cestelin_Holland
      @The_cestelin_Holland 3 місяці тому

      @@ipckle no I won't I highly doubt someone will love me

    • @ipckle
      @ipckle 3 місяці тому +1

      @@The_cestelin_Hollandsomeone will

  • @LilPootisGaming
    @LilPootisGaming 3 місяці тому +66

    I DONT CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS IM NOT PAYING MY TAXES

  • @Matthew-io9iq
    @Matthew-io9iq 4 місяці тому +99

    Nonalcoholic for me. I bear the curse of constantly being aware of everything going on around me. If I'm going to enjoy your company, I'd like to do so with a clear mind.

    • @pratyupd7502
      @pratyupd7502 4 місяці тому +15

      Thats a respectable way to go about it.

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 3 місяці тому +1

      Same. Because of all the horror stories I hear about people drinking, I religiously avoid it. I very much value being in control of my body and mind. I also just hate interacting with people who are drunk. Because it's not them I'm talking to. It's the chemicals.

    • @WorriorXD
      @WorriorXD Місяць тому +1

      THAT IS SO ME! I'M THE CHICK WHO WOULD GET MOCKTAILS ALL THE WAY! LIKE..... IF I GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE I CAN STILL DRIVE AWAY!😊

  • @FriendlyYouTubeCrusader
    @FriendlyYouTubeCrusader 4 місяці тому +22

    “Give me a drink, bartender!”

    • @i.d.9754
      @i.d.9754 4 місяці тому +1

      (The sounds of an entire kitchen collapsing)

  • @Imsigma12342
    @Imsigma12342 3 місяці тому +14

    This isn’t realistic, nobody thinks I’m cute😂😂😂

  • @Xeno2_50
    @Xeno2_50 4 місяці тому +29

    Awesome! I've been dying for a new bartender video for AGES. And to come from you? Oh, what a treat.

  • @northernalpine4350
    @northernalpine4350 4 місяці тому +39

    Man... Women are great

  • @petegrif438
    @petegrif438 4 місяці тому +45

    chat am i cooked?

  • @Atercor-kx8hs
    @Atercor-kx8hs 4 місяці тому +16

    That was criminally short. I want an entire hour of this cute bartender pouring me drinks and teasing me into the next dimension😢

    • @The_Showcaser
      @The_Showcaser 4 місяці тому +3

      Do you know how hard this shit is to make?

  • @ZachAttackTV4
    @ZachAttackTV4 4 місяці тому +20

    Great audio DD 🥰 A cute bartender calling me cute? Now I've heard everything 😉

  • @Kixal07
    @Kixal07 4 місяці тому +8

    chat shes giving me butterflies

  • @Blindluck92
    @Blindluck92 4 місяці тому +11

    Fun character!
    Thanks for the audio, Dark.

  • @BAKAROID
    @BAKAROID 4 місяці тому +6

    Oh I'd love for the bartender to show me around town 🤭💕🩷

  • @JamesT777
    @JamesT777 4 місяці тому +31

    I just wanna be loved bros

  • @chrisleyhe9039
    @chrisleyhe9039 4 місяці тому +9

    She was realy sweet and the listener was quite lucky to have attracted her. And root beer alwsys taste better from a tap than a can. Cool audio Darkdream! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍

  • @rudyflorestheswitchblade4462
    @rudyflorestheswitchblade4462 4 місяці тому +40

    I think the bartender's cute too.

  • @pocsgaming
    @pocsgaming 4 місяці тому +4

    fell asleep listening to regular asmr and some up to this

  • @nicknein4056
    @nicknein4056 4 місяці тому +2

    "I like when people listen to me, they're smart"

  • @nashizada
    @nashizada 4 місяці тому +12

    Where's my drink, miss? 😭
    Obrigado pelo video, DarkDream ❤

  • @Kayne_Smith
    @Kayne_Smith 3 місяці тому +2

    Why am I crying now

  • @HarukaPilledSensei
    @HarukaPilledSensei 3 місяці тому +4

    Damn this shit good af

  • @StormSnake0618
    @StormSnake0618 4 місяці тому +2

    I hope this one gets a sequel.

  • @Nathesium
    @Nathesium 4 місяці тому +7

    Hi uhh, can I get some water? 😂😂😂

  • @Child_of_Hades877
    @Child_of_Hades877 11 днів тому +1

    This just made me realize how COOKED I am 😭

  • @bellumios
    @bellumios 2 місяці тому +1

    god i'm really sinking into the abyss now. i'm so cooked.

  • @rustybgaming7441
    @rustybgaming7441 4 місяці тому +3

    Is it just me or does anyone else voice act back at her and any situation like this? I find it entertaining.

  • @agoodroastdinner3230
    @agoodroastdinner3230 3 місяці тому +1

    How did this make me blush?

  • @emma1403
    @emma1403 4 місяці тому +1

    I want to fall asleep as the person in the background

  • @corva5118
    @corva5118 4 місяці тому +2

    Hello? Girlfriend distribution system?
    Yes, I'd like a girlfriend as flirty as Dark is.
    Yes, it's because she makes it clear that she's flirting, and even someone as dumb as I am can understand that. And I can actually flirt back this way.
    Silly comments aside, every audio of yours is amazing, but this calm, slow, flirty tone of voice was ripping my mind in two. One half wanted to be lulled by you voice, the other... let's say it wasn't so pure and innocent.

    • @sinpax
      @sinpax 4 місяці тому

      i’m telling ur gc

  • @BigGribbly
    @BigGribbly 2 місяці тому +2

    A god of war… a god of pain, of suffering, of destruction. The Norns said I chase a redemption that I know I can never deserve. What does that make me? God of fools?

  • @elgatolopez2113
    @elgatolopez2113 4 місяці тому +3

    "For me, impossible"

  • @Ivan.Vishnev
    @Ivan.Vishnev 4 місяці тому +1

    "Give me a drink, bartender."

  • @BluePhionex4817
    @BluePhionex4817 3 місяці тому +1

    Omg your voice has me blushing 😊 😳

  • @spiritwolf5774
    @spiritwolf5774 4 місяці тому

    Your voice is absolutely intoxicating 😊

  • @lol-2247
    @lol-2247 4 місяці тому +3

    a surprise to be sure but a welcome one ☕

  • @laco-taco3762
    @laco-taco3762 3 дні тому

    Lmfao I might make a reel or tiktok of me just disagreeing and being fed up with "the bartender" shit would be so funny

  • @exodus9941
    @exodus9941 4 місяці тому +5

    Ngl the side eye in the thumbnail got me fucked up

    • @manisoltani8535
      @manisoltani8535 Місяць тому +1

      Us bro us

    • @exodus9941
      @exodus9941 Місяць тому +1

      @@manisoltani8535 Godbless.

    • @exodus9941
      @exodus9941 28 днів тому +1

      @DarkDreams ASMR who did the thumbnail art? Looks phenomenal.

  • @steve797gamer9
    @steve797gamer9 4 місяці тому +3

    Fino señores 🧐🍷 (we need more huntress asmr PLEEEEAASEEE)

  • @anhun9012
    @anhun9012 4 місяці тому +2

    i love bartenders

  • @akairius
    @akairius 4 місяці тому +2

    I want moooooooore (you ate incredible ✨)

  • @Cageboy
    @Cageboy 3 місяці тому

    Bro i love her attitude

  • @julkun0128
    @julkun0128 4 місяці тому +2

    Thanks for the awesome video once again!

  • @miguelangelmartinez690
    @miguelangelmartinez690 Місяць тому

    I was genuienly blushing at the same time you said I was blushing, Im already a new frequent on this bar

  • @Cossack_Cobra
    @Cossack_Cobra 4 місяці тому +1

    I've never been told I'm cute before.

  • @mrbruh5612
    @mrbruh5612 Місяць тому

    Can never let gang kno i fw this

  • @Monke_-_Rating
    @Monke_-_Rating 4 місяці тому +1

    "Im Not Lonely..."
    "Im Not Lonely..."
    "Im Not Lonely..."
    "Im Not Lonely..."

  • @ProblematicHuman
    @ProblematicHuman 4 місяці тому +1

    Amazing audio

  • @AustinDowdle
    @AustinDowdle 4 місяці тому +2

    Yea brothers we ARE cooked

  • @mysoulia
    @mysoulia 4 місяці тому +3

    i blushed soooo hard 🥺🥺❤️🧡🤍🩷

  • @Dark_Raptor97
    @Dark_Raptor97 4 місяці тому +4

    Lovely dark dreams I've been called cute by u💙

  • @The_Showcaser
    @The_Showcaser 4 місяці тому +1

    Out of pure curiosity, what made you choose this career path? Trust me I respect it (Not that it means much), but I’ve been studying videos such as these for a neuroscience class, and truly, it is peculiar how this can make the human mind act. Something else is, how do you get ideas for this? I would like to think it’s quite difficult to find fresh content. Thank you for your time if you chose to answer.

  • @Tora.ASMR.
    @Tora.ASMR. 3 місяці тому

    You have a beautiful voice! Keep up the great work!

  • @definitelynot9510
    @definitelynot9510 2 місяці тому +1

    BRITI- oh wait where safe now
    LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO👾👾👾😸😸😸🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🥢🥢🥢🧊🧊🧊🥃🥃🥃🧂🧂🧂🍙🍙🍙

  • @ajum6338
    @ajum6338 3 місяці тому +1

    I’m going to die alone I genuinely believe I’m incapable of love

  • @mactro8424
    @mactro8424 4 місяці тому +3

    WE LOVE YOUU!!🫶🩷😭

  • @rerolol
    @rerolol Місяць тому +1

    the only i think when i see bartender is that one skill thing when they juggling and shaking mixing drinks.

  • @nekolivegaming
    @nekolivegaming 4 місяці тому

    holy i feel im gettin a lil warm here 🤣 This was amazing, Great company, Lovely atmosphere and your voice dauym could never get tired of it. Keep it up!! 💜

  • @Imkoku
    @Imkoku 4 місяці тому +5

    Am I the only one hearing someone in the background lmao?

    • @tizbalabash
      @tizbalabash 4 місяці тому

      Someone breaths with his ass hole 😂

    • @TheDoomertron
      @TheDoomertron 4 місяці тому

      Well It IS a bar lol kiddin :)

  • @sephuris5555
    @sephuris5555 4 місяці тому +2

    I noticed so I came in...thank you the compliment and I'd like a whiskey old fashions with four roses whiskey and simple syrup, please.
    Also I can hear your dog snoring away in the background

    • @hrgamingdk
      @hrgamingdk 4 місяці тому

      Haha ya She was babysitting a dog that night

    • @sephuris5555
      @sephuris5555 4 місяці тому

      @@hrgamingdk hey I'mnot upset about but if I had to guess it was a pitbull though could have been any other of the bully breeds

  • @Floppasvr
    @Floppasvr 2 місяці тому

    My dumb ahh would ask for apple juice in the situation 😂

  • @Bori_isuS.
    @Bori_isuS. 4 місяці тому +3

    We’re eating good tonight

  • @oOsillyrabbitOo
    @oOsillyrabbitOo 4 місяці тому +2

    Unrealistic bartender roleplay, they would say what the fuck do you want why are you making me do my job you better fucking tip me

  • @patyczek-xo3nr
    @patyczek-xo3nr 3 місяці тому +2

    I just wanna be loved man

  • @komyuna7685
    @komyuna7685 4 місяці тому +2

    You should do some asmr in Dutch / Afrikaans

  • @Frogwithverylargepewpew
    @Frogwithverylargepewpew Місяць тому +1

    Ima be honest I would say hi and then run away through traffic

  • @chosenone4051
    @chosenone4051 4 місяці тому +1

    only time imma hear someone flirting with me onb

  • @McK1211
    @McK1211 4 місяці тому

    i hope its not rude to ask this, but do u have another asmr channel but without the roleplay element? i just think the binaural speaking and mixing is one of the best since heather feather but i just cannot get into roleplaying

  • @Arandomgorl
    @Arandomgorl 4 місяці тому +1

    Curious what y’all do when you’re drunk.. personally I start flirting with literally everyone

  • @tacomuncher35-nr6fm
    @tacomuncher35-nr6fm 4 місяці тому +2

    is there gonna be a part 2⁉️⁉️

  • @ThePailCreeperForever
    @ThePailCreeperForever Місяць тому

    That’s a good dog in the background.
    From the snores it’s a larger dog.

  • @Unnamed99902
    @Unnamed99902 4 місяці тому +2

    She asked for the name I said T. rex how does that fit me?

  • @killershadow29
    @killershadow29 23 дні тому

    And after this you wake up hungover the next day and realize she was flirting all along.

  • @DirtyDanMunicipalMan
    @DirtyDanMunicipalMan 4 місяці тому

    My dense ass: “she’s definitely not interested in me.”

  • @MentoTheStupid
    @MentoTheStupid 4 місяці тому

    I dont think im cooked, im god damn burnt.

  • @thesmilingdeadguy2888
    @thesmilingdeadguy2888 4 місяці тому

    Interesting oh how I wonder which one of us will end up being the killer
    Nice audio I really enjoyed it

  • @adrienlarsen2456
    @adrienlarsen2456 28 днів тому

    this would be so scary talking irl is hard

  • @lost2132
    @lost2132 4 місяці тому

    Help I just fell in love with a fucking yt video

  • @dimasakbar7668
    @dimasakbar7668 4 місяці тому

    "usually i'll be peeved if i ask for beer but someone pour me soda but i'll let it slide for [insert sleazy pick up here] like ya"

  • @themanoverheaven9711
    @themanoverheaven9711 4 місяці тому

    Ma'am I ordered a shot of vodka, because im drunk tired and need to sleep.

  • @nekoking8330
    @nekoking8330 4 місяці тому +1

    We’re drinking good tonight boyz!

  • @valeriasiqueira4997
    @valeriasiqueira4997 3 місяці тому

    someone sees your search history: shit, we cooked…

  • @Ren-oy6dq
    @Ren-oy6dq 4 місяці тому

    Thank you. Really. Thank you so much😊

  • @Lo4fOfBr3qd
    @Lo4fOfBr3qd 4 місяці тому

    blaugj I’ve been listening to this every night :sob:, the bloodline ends with me!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @bennybenny6711
    @bennybenny6711 4 місяці тому +2

    YIPEEEE

  • @Rozaewastaken
    @Rozaewastaken 3 місяці тому +2

    yo who is snoring in the background 😭

  • @mr.q447
    @mr.q447 4 місяці тому +1

    I-I JUST WANT WATER!!! 😢

  • @James-cc3wd
    @James-cc3wd 4 місяці тому

    Thanks for another upload, DD. 🫶

  • @templar1372
    @templar1372 3 місяці тому

    That pouring. Hmmmmmm w-was that Coke Zero into a glass? 🤣. Can just sense it

  • @Golden_Skull_Real
    @Golden_Skull_Real Місяць тому +1

    My bloodline ends at me bruh

  • @stevenislas6459
    @stevenislas6459 4 місяці тому +1

    Careful, the drink will be overwhelming. Flirty with me, best one. 🥰😍💗

  • @vicx08_
    @vicx08_ 4 місяці тому

    Bloodline ends with me 🗣🔥

  • @pinkofastora
    @pinkofastora 4 місяці тому

    if this happened to me i’d probably just die on the spot

  • @NotThatGuy-07
    @NotThatGuy-07 4 місяці тому

    Bloodline ending with me fr