Bossy, Sassy but Loving Wife Demands You Take Care of Yourself (ASMR Audio Roleplay • Wholesome)
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- Your wife scolds you because she loves you, and hey, at least she kisses it better afterwards, right?
[F4A] [Bossy] [Sassy] [Wife] goes from [Upset to Caring] and [Tough to Gentle] [Comfort for Overworking] [Encouraging Self Care] [Reassurance] [Worried About You] Does this count as [Slightly, Gently Domineering]?
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script by: Gentle_Yi on reddit, with adlibs by me!
Cloud Video: Video Library - No Copyright Footage on UA-cam, under a CC 3.0 license
SFX: freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses
This loving wife asmr rp is a bit sassy and a lot bossy, but sometimes we all need a little push to take care of ourselves, don't we? I know I do! I hope you all enjoy this tough love comfort roleplay as much as I enjoyed performing it! (This is also the last audio rp I recorded on my old set-up before I got a proper microphone, so if the sound quality is a little wonky compared to my last couple audios, that's why! Forgive me. 🙏 It's all uphill from here!)
#ASMR #ASMRroleplay #tsundere
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8:50 is almost definitely why Listener married you! 😂
I'm moments like these that make me glad we married her. Why did we break our promise to her?!
No.
if a woman gets mad to you for not taking care of yourself she's a wifey
True!
Ye true innit
Absolutely
True
Or a good friend
"Bed. *_NOW."_*
Holy Crap, That Startled Me A Bit.😆
You should be startled considering that our wife is mad at us for not going to bed ever since.
Exactly like “ *YES MA’AM* 🫡”
As soon as she asked "What day is it today?" I just thought:
Please don't be an anniversary
Please don't be an anniversary
Please don't be an anniversary
"...it's friday night."
*Large exhale* Dodged a bullet there
Anyway great video
Keep up with the amazing work
I think if it'd been an anniversary, there would have been champagne and cheeseburgers in bed or something to tempt the listener away from work. This particular bossy wife does not seem like the type to wait for someone to make the first move to celebrate ^^
And thank you, I will!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I don’t know about OP but I’d sure as hell like to take you up on that offer 👀
🤣
@@VanillaVelvetAudio HAAA
I know how feels :’)
Wife: "it's near midnight go to sleep!"
Me *a doctor*: "Pfft- Med school trained me for sleep deprivation"
Me, a weeb: pff... pathetic, I stay awake 87/24
(It's a joke, don't take it personally please, I absolutely love and respect your work)
@@serkioyt Me a Nurse: Pfft, Yall are both idots. Listen to your wife.
Me: (LAUGHS IN NAVY) XD
*chuckles in not having a medical profession (yet) but still being sleep-deprived because I'm too lazy to sleep*
@@luketroftgruben788 as the son of a nurse, I can confirm, sleep is REQUIRED for them to human properly
Was a little on the edge on listening to this one or not. Wasn't exactly my normal scenario but I'm rather glad I did. Thought the wife managed to be angry while still clearly affectionate towards her lover. And beautifully conveying a loving familiarity. Things like the wife kissing their partner's "brain" then getting into an cute argument that "no, that's my skull" really does feel like something a husband and wife would playfully do.
That's totally understandable and I'm glad you gave it a chance anyway! I was honestly quite nervous that this audio would not be well received. I worried and fretted so much about striking the right balance between irritated and affectionate without falling into extremes; it's very easy to play bossy and come off too mean. I didn't want that to happen. Like, what a total turn off that would be for a comfort audio, right?
So I'm really glad you liked it in spite of your initial misgivings! It's a relief to know this audio can win people over like that!
Same here.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio It was pretty good
@@VanillaVelvetAudio You see that’s the girlfriend I want one who does that and make sure that I don’t get too tired . I hope to find one one day
The world is vast, my friend. Even if a partner like this bossy wife is one in a million, that means there are 8,000 others out there just like her. And I’d say, given all the snarky-but-loving girls I’ve known, she’s probably more like one in twenty! I’m confident you’ll find your person someday, even if it doesn’t feel that way now. 💖
Yass, the sass.
The brain talk and random "I could use a brush up on my morse code" are exactly my type of humour.
Very well played out too, as always. Starting to run out of original compliments to shower you with.
Also was playing Monster Hunter and random noises of video about to premiere threw me for a loop for a moment.
Glad you enjoyed it! Those were adlibs, actually, and I'm so happy you liked them. 😁
The fact that she’s very annoyed at you but still loves you and wants to take care of you is what makes her wife material. If you find a woman who does that for you, she’s a keeper.
“You promised me you’d be in bed by ten o’clock and now it’s, hmm let me check, oh a quarter past eleven”
Why you gotta make spoon do math, just say it’s 11:25!
I think spoon means 11:15, because an hour is 60 minutes, not 100
@@king_of_idiots9070 I’m fairly sure they were adding on to their joke /nm
LORD SPOON
math is hard for spork
Oh i found another one
Her: take care of yourself! GRR!
Me, a freshmen with 12+ assignments that are WAY overdue: okie ^^
lol do I have to do another audio that's "Bossy, Sassy but Loving Wife Teaches You to Stop Procrastinating"?
@@VanillaVelvetAudio ... Another?
Yes,please.
Me a junior in a career school with 8+ coding assignments missing
@@VanillaVelvetAudio ............yes?
Self care by force is excellent and exactly the niche I have been looking for. Well done 👌
lol thank you! Glad to hear this hits the spot!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you're welcome, and it absolutely does, I'd love to see more on this theme!
Normally I don't really like bossy characters but this one offers the right balance of being bossy and caring. Also I love the part about being a young widow with too many cats.
Tsunderes are bossy and hostile.
Tsunderes are bossy. Lucy van Pelt is no exception.
She's Bossy,Sassy BUT such a Lovely wife :D
10 out of 10 would marry again.
😂
From one ASMRtist to another, this is TOP TIER and QUALITY. Enunciation sounds very natural, usage of diction is advanced yet believable, and scenario is written in such a way that it's believable and yet can take the listener out of a real situation and feel present in the audio. Excellently done!
This is such a fantastic comment, thank you so much! (And btw, your Solid Snake audio? Can I just say FLAWLESS?)
@@VanillaVelvetAudio AAAAAH THANK YOU SO MUCH IT GOT SUCH LITTLE ATTENTION SO THIS KIND OF COMPLIMENT MEANS SO MUCH
This is what stick to 2d people is missing irl. A true woman and wife
Yeah, Im also missing out. Loved the audio tho
This audio was perfect. To a point it actually hurt really badly in my heart when it ended. Like physical unbearble pain. Clenching my chest from how much it felt like my heart was crushed. Which in a way feels refreshing. Like theres finally something that made me feel pain. Instead of being empty all the time. I hope one day I do find a loving wife like this. A wife that would crush my heart if I ever lost her. Bc its better to die with something to lose than with nothing to lose.
*sniff* Beautiful...
Ngl felt this too
Dopamine detox
Oh man, I wish I had a wife with a voice this sultry. I'd be in bed every night listening to everything she says.
I like how she presents her argument as a list of facts. I have a lot of respect for a woman who uses data.
This is amazing. You’re enunciation of the lines, your tonal change, and your delivery, it’s all fantastic! Incredible job!
- Lots of love from me and Wario
Yay, thank you! 💖 Say hi to Wario for me!
r/usernamechecksout
All good men deserve a queen like this. And all queens like this deserve a good man.
So this will sound weird, but this is one of the sexiest wholesome things I’ve ever experienced.
Edit: Hot dang she sounds like she can hold a decent conversation too 😍
Her: Go to bed.
Me: No, I'm busy writing down my plans for world domination!
Her: You can write those in bed. Nobody likes a grumpy evil mastermind with bags under their eyes.
me : thats the point-
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Narf!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Him: My goals are beyond your understanding.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio i dunno....that's how i live my life for the better of the last few years lol
“If this continues its only a matter to time before you have health problems”
You act like I don’t have those already
Way too wholesome, need more of these
Fantastic job! This is my first Vanilla Velvet video. Your performance of this role was perfect! Gentle_Yi's script and your performance and adlibs were great together. Reminds me very much of my relationship with my own wife. I think your tone really met the balance of "I'm serious, don't brush me off" and "We can keep this light, it doesn't have to be an argument" that the script was going for. I look forward to listening to more of your work!
Glad you enjoyed it! I fondly remember having a lot of fun adlibbing with this one (and less fondly the nightmare 1+ hour of adlibs was to edit into a coherent audio x_x;)
Welcome to the channel! I hope you enjoy your stay here!
“Unless you tie me to a chair then *kinky*” had me dying.
Her: I love your brain
Me: well, it's one of the smallest areas on my body
Good job vanilla
Second smallest*
😢@@billi5920
Gosh, she is so funny and perfect! And sassiness is always awesome! If I ever get married, I wish my wife would be exactly like this!
Her: bed now!
Me: Please understand! I must defeat the dragon boss by filling out more papper work...Wow I need sleep.
I’m cooked 😂🙏
Deadass 😭🙏
I am New Hear Am I cooked 💥
We're definitely cooked 😂😂😂😂😂
🙏🏻
we were cooked the minute. We started this rabbit hole.
I love this video. This wife is a keeper. Very caring and loving and concerned, but I love how funny her sassy yet witty banter is. So sir do not be lost to her. Take better care of yourself
Excellent advice!
Literally that's me. I get little sleep, I used to leave work a little late (before the pandemic) and I usually work at home until after midnight. Some coworkers tease me for being so diligent, but at this point, getting 2-3 hours of sleep is enough for me xd.
Please get more sleep.
Even I work from midnight 'til morning, but you need more sleep. Just shower, eat and take a massive nap until work time like I do. Seriously, I've met like 10 extremely sleep-deprived guys. And you know what they do? They proceed to take an overnight shift right after their morning schedule. And I took it upon myself to kick their ass back home to get sleep and take over their jobs until they were awake enough to work long hours.
This sounds like my mom talking to my stepdad. Love them both lol
Edit: Watched this again 8 months later, and yup. Still sounds exactly like my mom and stepdad, although he might as well just be my dad at this point. Still love them both to death
Aw, cute!
This is now a certified hood classic!
Congrats
🙏
The thumbnail is perfect
I think so too!
Her: you are the most important person in my life.
My depressed ass: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😔 ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Your voice sounds completely different in this one, now that you've changed your tone. It's a nice change of pace!
Can already tell this’ll be great
GODDAMN I cracked up at the blatant sarcasm. Really loved this. And the absolute sass, oh wow
Wife: Go to bed now hon
Me: 🙄
Wife: I said NOW
Me:😤🤬😤
Wife: I'm not joking around! Come on
Me wakes up on empty bed: 🗿😭 I got no wife 😭
I'm not cooked.. I'm grilled😭
such lovely audios! I am so glad I stumbled upon this awesome channel 💚💚
This was really good. The VA' s performance was incredible. They really know how to capture the emotion in the scene. 10/10.
Been going back to this from time to time cause college got me burned out
I'm glad this audio can be a nice little oasis for you to visit sometimes! And I hope things get less stressful for you soon! 🤗
This gets a vector approval medal 🏅
"that I don't want you to be sick that would cost a fortune" me living in denmark i don't understand why that would cost me money to be sick😄
P.S. Great video i loved it 😊
Same here but in canada
@@tairhan7404 same in every developed country except America
@@leonrussell9607 except the whole american continent
@@leonrussell9607 tbf, are we sure that the US counts as a developed country?
@@elcominos9502 nah, Canada's pretty good
I much prefer your take on this script. What you added was brilliant. Made a great script fantastic.
Wow, thanks! You're so nice to say so. 💖
Best asmr lowkey, first time it’s not just “anime uwu I’m your mommy dommy nommy” shit, it’s actually like a wife who cares about you, and loves you, and this is the first time I’ve seen a dom asmr where it’s not sexually intentional, best asmr tuber? I think yes.
The fact this popped up AT A QUARTER PAST ELEVEN is CRAZY
damn I always listen to these audios, they give me way too much false hope, I love and also hate you for having such a calm voice
I think reaching out for an ideal, even when you feel it isn't possible right now, is both noble and very human. For what it's worth, I don't think your hope is false, just unfulfilled at the moment. We're all stuck on this spinning space rock together and yet often feel far apart; somewhere right now, another someone is reaching out for a person just like you. I have faith you'll find each other one day.
Godspeed, little doodle. 💖
This is the kind of marriage I would want with a significant other. Truly caring for each other and the others health
something everyone needs
Ain't that the truth!
2:50
Damn, that question has ended many relationships XD
Not gonna lie, she really threw me off when she said "kinky" I really was not expecting it :3
"Bed. *NOW*"
She sounds like my mom 😭😭🙏
She's bossing me around.
But...considering I know it's for my own well-being...I'm not gonna complain. 🙄
Now this is the content I’ve been looking for
I'm glad!
Oh MY! Are you channeling my wife? This conversation is so familiar that I had to look and see if my wife was doing the voice over. I don't think she would appreciate me tying her to a chair tho....but then...I might!
I'm watching this at 5:17 at night not a lick of sleep in days
I love the perfect blend between wholesomeness, sass, and the hints of comedy, It all comes together really well!
You know I needed this, thank you 🥲
Happy to help!
Steps in surviving angry wife
Step one: tie wife to chair
Step two: bribe with pancakes
Step three: if pancakes doesn't work turn the whole fact that she's tied up into something kinky
A sound strategy!
What if wife escapes chair… what is step four?
@@jackthorton10 idk kinky pancake party...?
Fun! 😉 That’s what step four is.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Oh... oh no
This is kinda how my dad talks to my mom.
She's a nightshift nurse who works long shifts.
Its good work and good pay, but it just wiped her out.
We love her, and we want her home more than anything
Im never experiencing This😂
really great audio! they're all awsome so far and im excited to see how far you go!
Thank you so much! I'm excited (and nervous but mostly excited!) to see what the future holds too!
... I somewhat needed this.
More so me needing sleep that is.
i should be sleeping right now cause it's like 1:30 in the morning typing my soul away on this individual research, anyways straight to the subject the VA is on point, like she sounds like my late girlfriend and the way the script is written is so like her. Thank you much Vanilla! Although I wish I never pressed on this vid or something, blud crying 🦅
Saw this on Reddit, thought id check it out, love it
Thanks so much for the visit! I'm glad you enjoyed your stay!
Loved it, the humour is so good, kinda needed this.
I'm so happy to hear that! I like making content that brightens my audience's days. 💖
@@VanillaVelvetAudio You're pretty sweet, glad to have found ya!
💖
Hahaha. Her logic is infallible. I'm also one of those who fail to take care of themselves, which rather makes this a bit personal. Sadly there's no one in my life to say these kinds of things.
she sounds like my best friend....
i gotta take more care of myself and say sorry to her
great audio
Man this home so hard right now with me stuck at home with Corona and pneumonia x.x lol 😆, good wholesome stuff ❤
Oh no! I'm so sorry! I had pneumonia last year and it was just brutal. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I hope you feel better soon!
Thank you for listening, as always, and I'm glad you liked the audio! Take care!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio its ok. Its very tame and I'm handling it better then covid lol but then again I'm crazy so that doesn't say much 😆🤣. You're welcome, as always these are enjoyable to listen to 😁 hope you have Yourself a good day and a great week
Supervisor: I need you to stay late this week.
Me: Let me ask my wife.
Supervisor: It's not really a choice-
Me: She said "no."
😆
I will play a mental note of sassy wifey whenever im skipping on self care due to all my work. can NOT not take care of ones self
thank you vanilla velvet!
Oh my god I need a wife like this
There's not a single part of this video that I don't love I'm all about domestic Romance but my favorite line of all has to be "Hiii, this our bedroom, do you recognize the place?"
I had to pause the video and laughed for a moment and I probably would have got a pillow for the head if I was there.
Also, the sheer amount of sass has me grinning let alone the quality of it, I couldn't stop smiling.
Thank you so much for this (and your other!) comments, I'm always so glad to hear when my silly adlibbed jokes land. When I was doing this audio particularly, it was VERY hard to balance snarky and saccarine without hitting extremes. So I'm very happy to know I hit that domestic romance sweet spot!
Aye, an upload from Velvet 👀
When she said "you don't even get 4 hours of sleep" damn I felt that XD
Same 😬 parts of this audio feel a lot like me scolding myself, tbh
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Imagine being so skilled you can be other people just to scold yourself sheesh
Now this is epic
I know! I'm excited! And also oh so nervous! (^ ^ゞ) My first premiere! I hope it goes well. 🤞
@@VanillaVelvetAudio
Ah, it’ll be fine. I found your channel a few days ago but everything I’ve watched has been great, I’m sure this’ll be no different. 👍
@@VanillaVelvetAudio
And I was right, I couldn’t make the premiere but it was really good
9:58 that had no right to be as funny as it was
Dang. I actually felt like I was married. You did a spectacular job!
"Get in bed or you will face my morning nagging."
*gasp* O.O
I’m not gonna lie a woman like that is sexy as hell. A girl that really cares for you and loves you and wants the best for you. You can never pass that up boys, put a ring on it!!
Bed. *NOW*.
"Find your own little spitfire; one who won't let you get away with nothin'."
-Kent Nelson, Young Justice
I DONT UNDERSTAND EVEN AT MY AGE WHAT IS A QUARTER PAST ( A TIME ) 😭
Don’t feel bad! Fractions are confusing.
“A quarter past” is fifteen minutes after the hour; a quarter till is fifteen minutes before the hour. So a quarter past two is 2:15; a quarter to three is 2:45.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio thx
Can't disappoint the wife guys time to sleep!!!
Oh wait, I don't have a wife and it's middle of the afternoon...
*Sad walks away...*
No Way Man 🤣 when you said tie you to a chair we both said kinky in unison I'm dying 😆😆
So do I get bossy cuddles?
Of course! I don't think she's capable of giving any other kind!
set my alarm just to wake up for this, found your channel recently, and gosh darn your voice is sooo gewwwwwddddd
Oh wow, thank you! That's so sweet.
EVERYTIME I LISTEN TO IT CHANGES
Im only a minute in and am already loving this you're delivery on the lines is amazing i love everything about this amazing job! keep up the good work i think i'll be sticking around a while :3
Thank you! I'm so happy to hear that. 💖 I hope you enjoy my other stuff just as much!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio if its anywhere near this then i know i will :3
That authoritative voice though!!!
😍🔥
I like your ASMR
Thank you!
'brain I love brain' is my favorite line, it's so good it made my e/d disappear
1:18 Come on I'm not that stressed
her: "what day is it?" (or something 🧍♀️)
me: February 3rd
her: "yep it's Friday night*
*me going to check to see what day February 3rd is on cause I just guessed*
February 3rd: *a Friday*
me: " wait wtf 💀"
I don’t need to be told to go to bed…I mean I’m worn out from all this dungeon time…
"Unless you tie me to a chair,in which...kinky" 😭
Good video and all, but i just can't watch it to the end, hope i'll have someone like that one day, it just hurts now
I understand. ❤ But I want you to know: I have faith that you will find someone like her someday. 🤗