Bossy, Sassy but Loving Wife Demands You Take Care of Yourself (ASMR Audio Roleplay • Wholesome)

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  • Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
  • Your wife scolds you because she loves you, and hey, at least she kisses it better afterwards, right?
    [F4A] [Bossy] [Sassy] [Wife] goes from [Upset to Caring] and [Tough to Gentle] [Comfort for Overworking] [Encouraging Self Care] [Reassurance] [Worried About You] Does this count as [Slightly, Gently Domineering]?
    Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
    Script by: Gentle_Yi on reddit, with adlibs by me!
    Cloud Video: Video Library - No Copyright Footage on UA-cam, under a CC 3.0 license
    SFX: freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses
    This loving wife asmr rp is a bit sassy and a lot bossy, but sometimes we all need a little push to take care of ourselves, don't we? I know I do! I hope you all enjoy this tough love comfort roleplay as much as I enjoyed performing it! (This is also the last audio rp I recorded on my old set-up before I got a proper microphone, so if the sound quality is a little wonky compared to my last couple audios, that's why! Forgive me. 🙏 It's all uphill from here!)
    #ASMR #ASMRroleplay #tsundere

КОМЕНТАРІ • 907

  • @VanillaVelvetAudio
    @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 роки тому +229

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    • @christopherfleetwood5252
      @christopherfleetwood5252 2 роки тому +3

      8:50 is almost definitely why Listener married you! 😂

    • @shanardsmith5624
      @shanardsmith5624 Рік тому

      I'm moments like these that make me glad we married her. Why did we break our promise to her?!

    • @Johnnyboy108
      @Johnnyboy108 3 місяці тому

      No.

  • @quakstak4812
    @quakstak4812 3 роки тому +2886

    if a woman gets mad to you for not taking care of yourself she's a wifey

  • @setsers1
    @setsers1 3 роки тому +377

    "Bed. *_NOW."_*
    Holy Crap, That Startled Me A Bit.😆

    • @kichiwas-hargan4775
      @kichiwas-hargan4775 2 роки тому +11

      You should be startled considering that our wife is mad at us for not going to bed ever since.

    • @im_bored5388
      @im_bored5388 2 місяці тому +6

      Exactly like “ *YES MA’AM* 🫡”

  • @testbug2910
    @testbug2910 3 роки тому +1558

    As soon as she asked "What day is it today?" I just thought:
    Please don't be an anniversary
    Please don't be an anniversary
    Please don't be an anniversary
    "...it's friday night."
    *Large exhale* Dodged a bullet there
    Anyway great video
    Keep up with the amazing work

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +314

      I think if it'd been an anniversary, there would have been champagne and cheeseburgers in bed or something to tempt the listener away from work. This particular bossy wife does not seem like the type to wait for someone to make the first move to celebrate ^^
      And thank you, I will!

    • @bellcranel377
      @bellcranel377 3 роки тому +56

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio I don’t know about OP but I’d sure as hell like to take you up on that offer 👀

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 роки тому +5

      🤣

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 роки тому +5

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio HAAA

    • @Jazper_IsSilly
      @Jazper_IsSilly 2 роки тому +4

      I know how feels :’)

  • @Oki09
    @Oki09 3 роки тому +604

    Wife: "it's near midnight go to sleep!"
    Me *a doctor*: "Pfft- Med school trained me for sleep deprivation"

    • @serkioyt
      @serkioyt 3 роки тому +65

      Me, a weeb: pff... pathetic, I stay awake 87/24
      (It's a joke, don't take it personally please, I absolutely love and respect your work)

    • @luketroftgruben788
      @luketroftgruben788 3 роки тому +11

      @@serkioyt Me a Nurse: Pfft, Yall are both idots. Listen to your wife.

    • @Higgy867
      @Higgy867 3 роки тому +33

      Me: (LAUGHS IN NAVY) XD

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks 2 роки тому +24

      *chuckles in not having a medical profession (yet) but still being sleep-deprived because I'm too lazy to sleep*

    • @chaosdemon6454
      @chaosdemon6454 2 роки тому +14

      @@luketroftgruben788 as the son of a nurse, I can confirm, sleep is REQUIRED for them to human properly

  • @sonofccn
    @sonofccn 3 роки тому +880

    Was a little on the edge on listening to this one or not. Wasn't exactly my normal scenario but I'm rather glad I did. Thought the wife managed to be angry while still clearly affectionate towards her lover. And beautifully conveying a loving familiarity. Things like the wife kissing their partner's "brain" then getting into an cute argument that "no, that's my skull" really does feel like something a husband and wife would playfully do.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +129

      That's totally understandable and I'm glad you gave it a chance anyway! I was honestly quite nervous that this audio would not be well received. I worried and fretted so much about striking the right balance between irritated and affectionate without falling into extremes; it's very easy to play bossy and come off too mean. I didn't want that to happen. Like, what a total turn off that would be for a comfort audio, right?
      So I'm really glad you liked it in spite of your initial misgivings! It's a relief to know this audio can win people over like that!

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 роки тому +8

      Same here.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 роки тому +3

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio It was pretty good

    • @nickrue107
      @nickrue107 3 роки тому +7

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio You see that’s the girlfriend I want one who does that and make sure that I don’t get too tired . I hope to find one one day

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +16

      The world is vast, my friend. Even if a partner like this bossy wife is one in a million, that means there are 8,000 others out there just like her. And I’d say, given all the snarky-but-loving girls I’ve known, she’s probably more like one in twenty! I’m confident you’ll find your person someday, even if it doesn’t feel that way now. 💖

  • @RetechDragonflame
    @RetechDragonflame 3 роки тому +375

    Yass, the sass.
    The brain talk and random "I could use a brush up on my morse code" are exactly my type of humour.
    Very well played out too, as always. Starting to run out of original compliments to shower you with.
    Also was playing Monster Hunter and random noises of video about to premiere threw me for a loop for a moment.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +36

      Glad you enjoyed it! Those were adlibs, actually, and I'm so happy you liked them. 😁

  • @CdrChaos
    @CdrChaos 2 роки тому +221

    The fact that she’s very annoyed at you but still loves you and wants to take care of you is what makes her wife material. If you find a woman who does that for you, she’s a keeper.

  • @spoon2389
    @spoon2389 3 роки тому +660

    “You promised me you’d be in bed by ten o’clock and now it’s, hmm let me check, oh a quarter past eleven”
    Why you gotta make spoon do math, just say it’s 11:25!

    • @king_of_idiots9070
      @king_of_idiots9070 3 роки тому +44

      I think spoon means 11:15, because an hour is 60 minutes, not 100

    • @imgay5306
      @imgay5306 3 роки тому +28

      @@king_of_idiots9070 I’m fairly sure they were adding on to their joke /nm

    • @hawk5394
      @hawk5394 3 роки тому +18

      LORD SPOON

    • @spork6306
      @spork6306 3 роки тому +42

      math is hard for spork

    • @jhonnysite_3014
      @jhonnysite_3014 3 роки тому +7

      Oh i found another one

  • @lorenhikaru
    @lorenhikaru 3 роки тому +138

    Her: take care of yourself! GRR!
    Me, a freshmen with 12+ assignments that are WAY overdue: okie ^^

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +54

      lol do I have to do another audio that's "Bossy, Sassy but Loving Wife Teaches You to Stop Procrastinating"?

    • @PartehKing
      @PartehKing 3 роки тому +14

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio ... Another?

    • @mattando8044
      @mattando8044 3 роки тому +6

      Yes,please.

    • @sussyclown3456
      @sussyclown3456 3 роки тому +7

      Me a junior in a career school with 8+ coding assignments missing

    • @enderdragonvil
      @enderdragonvil 3 роки тому +7

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio ............yes?

  • @DJ-mp3vb
    @DJ-mp3vb 3 роки тому +199

    Self care by force is excellent and exactly the niche I have been looking for. Well done 👌

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +33

      lol thank you! Glad to hear this hits the spot!

    • @DJ-mp3vb
      @DJ-mp3vb 3 роки тому +9

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio you're welcome, and it absolutely does, I'd love to see more on this theme!

  • @anomanderrake654
    @anomanderrake654 3 роки тому +63

    Normally I don't really like bossy characters but this one offers the right balance of being bossy and caring. Also I love the part about being a young widow with too many cats.

  • @DANIEL-ee6vk
    @DANIEL-ee6vk 3 роки тому +100

    She's Bossy,Sassy BUT such a Lovely wife :D

  • @ekartmuller749
    @ekartmuller749 3 роки тому +78

    10 out of 10 would marry again.

  • @BirdieSenpai
    @BirdieSenpai 3 роки тому +56

    From one ASMRtist to another, this is TOP TIER and QUALITY. Enunciation sounds very natural, usage of diction is advanced yet believable, and scenario is written in such a way that it's believable and yet can take the listener out of a real situation and feel present in the audio. Excellently done!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +8

      This is such a fantastic comment, thank you so much! (And btw, your Solid Snake audio? Can I just say FLAWLESS?)

    • @BirdieSenpai
      @BirdieSenpai 3 роки тому +3

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio AAAAAH THANK YOU SO MUCH IT GOT SUCH LITTLE ATTENTION SO THIS KIND OF COMPLIMENT MEANS SO MUCH

  • @maiaizumi2249
    @maiaizumi2249 3 роки тому +76

    This is what stick to 2d people is missing irl. A true woman and wife
    Yeah, Im also missing out. Loved the audio tho

  • @codygrooms7713
    @codygrooms7713 3 роки тому +117

    This audio was perfect. To a point it actually hurt really badly in my heart when it ended. Like physical unbearble pain. Clenching my chest from how much it felt like my heart was crushed. Which in a way feels refreshing. Like theres finally something that made me feel pain. Instead of being empty all the time. I hope one day I do find a loving wife like this. A wife that would crush my heart if I ever lost her. Bc its better to die with something to lose than with nothing to lose.

  • @ASMR_Junkie
    @ASMR_Junkie 3 роки тому +57

    Oh man, I wish I had a wife with a voice this sultry. I'd be in bed every night listening to everything she says.

  • @FelixLopez-u2v
    @FelixLopez-u2v 9 місяців тому +32

    I like how she presents her argument as a list of facts. I have a lot of respect for a woman who uses data.

  • @spidergalva
    @spidergalva 3 роки тому +95

    This is amazing. You’re enunciation of the lines, your tonal change, and your delivery, it’s all fantastic! Incredible job!
    - Lots of love from me and Wario

  • @zombifiedpariah7392
    @zombifiedpariah7392 Рік тому +14

    All good men deserve a queen like this. And all queens like this deserve a good man.

  • @stevelucky7579
    @stevelucky7579 3 роки тому +39

    So this will sound weird, but this is one of the sexiest wholesome things I’ve ever experienced.
    Edit: Hot dang she sounds like she can hold a decent conversation too 😍

  • @XyloxBrave
    @XyloxBrave 3 роки тому +150

    Her: Go to bed.
    Me: No, I'm busy writing down my plans for world domination!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +66

      Her: You can write those in bed. Nobody likes a grumpy evil mastermind with bags under their eyes.

    • @MrMug-vj1up
      @MrMug-vj1up 3 роки тому +10

      me : thats the point-

    • @Lofilord
      @Lofilord 3 роки тому +2

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio Narf!

    • @xuehapiaopiaobeifengxiao4306
      @xuehapiaopiaobeifengxiao4306 2 роки тому +2

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio Him: My goals are beyond your understanding.

    • @hujan1744
      @hujan1744 2 роки тому +1

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio i dunno....that's how i live my life for the better of the last few years lol

  • @theskullboy8700
    @theskullboy8700 3 роки тому +26

    “If this continues its only a matter to time before you have health problems”
    You act like I don’t have those already

  • @Cannaedoit
    @Cannaedoit 3 роки тому +12

    Way too wholesome, need more of these

  • @tianova4649
    @tianova4649 Рік тому +5

    Fantastic job! This is my first Vanilla Velvet video. Your performance of this role was perfect! Gentle_Yi's script and your performance and adlibs were great together. Reminds me very much of my relationship with my own wife. I think your tone really met the balance of "I'm serious, don't brush me off" and "We can keep this light, it doesn't have to be an argument" that the script was going for. I look forward to listening to more of your work!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  Рік тому

      Glad you enjoyed it! I fondly remember having a lot of fun adlibbing with this one (and less fondly the nightmare 1+ hour of adlibs was to edit into a coherent audio x_x;)
      Welcome to the channel! I hope you enjoy your stay here!

  • @TheMemeDoctor
    @TheMemeDoctor 2 роки тому +30

    “Unless you tie me to a chair then *kinky*” had me dying.

  • @basicstreet8027
    @basicstreet8027 3 роки тому +34

    Her: I love your brain
    Me: well, it's one of the smallest areas on my body
    Good job vanilla

  • @outcast4087
    @outcast4087 3 роки тому +8

    Gosh, she is so funny and perfect! And sassiness is always awesome! If I ever get married, I wish my wife would be exactly like this!

  • @frankjones4804
    @frankjones4804 3 роки тому +20

    Her: bed now!
    Me: Please understand! I must defeat the dragon boss by filling out more papper work...Wow I need sleep.

  • @itzorca3997
    @itzorca3997 4 місяці тому +39

    I’m cooked 😂🙏

    • @saul4508
      @saul4508 4 місяці тому +2

      Deadass 😭🙏

    • @Iuquo2
      @Iuquo2 3 місяці тому +1

      I am New Hear Am I cooked 💥

    • @Ethanol245
      @Ethanol245 3 місяці тому

      We're definitely cooked 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Jackalmercenary-t7y
      @Jackalmercenary-t7y 3 місяці тому

      🙏🏻

    • @Xman847
      @Xman847 3 місяці тому

      we were cooked the minute. We started this rabbit hole.

  • @Coppernail67
    @Coppernail67 2 роки тому +37

    I love this video. This wife is a keeper. Very caring and loving and concerned, but I love how funny her sassy yet witty banter is. So sir do not be lost to her. Take better care of yourself

  • @samuelg9019
    @samuelg9019 3 роки тому +39

    Literally that's me. I get little sleep, I used to leave work a little late (before the pandemic) and I usually work at home until after midnight. Some coworkers tease me for being so diligent, but at this point, getting 2-3 hours of sleep is enough for me xd.

    • @captainpanic3616
      @captainpanic3616 2 роки тому +1

      Please get more sleep.

    • @nepnepguythegreatestofall
      @nepnepguythegreatestofall 2 роки тому +3

      Even I work from midnight 'til morning, but you need more sleep. Just shower, eat and take a massive nap until work time like I do. Seriously, I've met like 10 extremely sleep-deprived guys. And you know what they do? They proceed to take an overnight shift right after their morning schedule. And I took it upon myself to kick their ass back home to get sleep and take over their jobs until they were awake enough to work long hours.

  • @heatfromsapphire
    @heatfromsapphire Рік тому +16

    This sounds like my mom talking to my stepdad. Love them both lol
    Edit: Watched this again 8 months later, and yup. Still sounds exactly like my mom and stepdad, although he might as well just be my dad at this point. Still love them both to death

  • @baneofaraarasirdubious5614
    @baneofaraarasirdubious5614 3 роки тому +10

    This is now a certified hood classic!
    Congrats

  • @anomanderrake654
    @anomanderrake654 3 роки тому +7

    The thumbnail is perfect

  • @Ya_0_-x
    @Ya_0_-x 3 роки тому +11

    Her: you are the most important person in my life.
    My depressed ass: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @yancon2862
    @yancon2862 3 роки тому +28

    Your voice sounds completely different in this one, now that you've changed your tone. It's a nice change of pace!

  • @bill6
    @bill6 3 роки тому +8

    Can already tell this’ll be great

  • @andresnunez6293
    @andresnunez6293 2 роки тому +2

    GODDAMN I cracked up at the blatant sarcasm. Really loved this. And the absolute sass, oh wow

  • @Edario
    @Edario 3 роки тому +11

    Wife: Go to bed now hon
    Me: 🙄
    Wife: I said NOW
    Me:😤🤬😤
    Wife: I'm not joking around! Come on
    Me wakes up on empty bed: 🗿😭 I got no wife 😭

  • @lightningphysics2219
    @lightningphysics2219 3 місяці тому +8

    I'm not cooked.. I'm grilled😭

  • @CottonMouthJo
    @CottonMouthJo 3 роки тому +12

    such lovely audios! I am so glad I stumbled upon this awesome channel 💚💚

  • @krennopher1269
    @krennopher1269 2 роки тому

    This was really good. The VA' s performance was incredible. They really know how to capture the emotion in the scene. 10/10.

  • @RAND0M_NPC
    @RAND0M_NPC 2 роки тому +4

    Been going back to this from time to time cause college got me burned out

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 роки тому +1

      I'm glad this audio can be a nice little oasis for you to visit sometimes! And I hope things get less stressful for you soon! 🤗

  • @vectorwithavector1682
    @vectorwithavector1682 2 роки тому +2

    This gets a vector approval medal 🏅

  • @minidor5730
    @minidor5730 3 роки тому +24

    "that I don't want you to be sick that would cost a fortune" me living in denmark i don't understand why that would cost me money to be sick😄
    P.S. Great video i loved it 😊

    • @tairhan7404
      @tairhan7404 3 роки тому +1

      Same here but in canada

    • @leonrussell9607
      @leonrussell9607 3 роки тому +3

      @@tairhan7404 same in every developed country except America

    • @elcominos9502
      @elcominos9502 3 роки тому

      @@leonrussell9607 except the whole american continent

    • @HeapOfBones
      @HeapOfBones 2 роки тому

      @@leonrussell9607 tbf, are we sure that the US counts as a developed country?

    • @recording_closet9100
      @recording_closet9100 2 роки тому

      @@elcominos9502 nah, Canada's pretty good

  • @justtracie8636
    @justtracie8636 3 роки тому +2

    I much prefer your take on this script. What you added was brilliant. Made a great script fantastic.

  • @0kintsugi0
    @0kintsugi0 2 місяці тому +5

    Best asmr lowkey, first time it’s not just “anime uwu I’m your mommy dommy nommy” shit, it’s actually like a wife who cares about you, and loves you, and this is the first time I’ve seen a dom asmr where it’s not sexually intentional, best asmr tuber? I think yes.

  • @TheGamerboy1103
    @TheGamerboy1103 4 місяці тому +1

    The fact this popped up AT A QUARTER PAST ELEVEN is CRAZY

  • @xramennooodles
    @xramennooodles 3 роки тому +4

    damn I always listen to these audios, they give me way too much false hope, I love and also hate you for having such a calm voice

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +4

      I think reaching out for an ideal, even when you feel it isn't possible right now, is both noble and very human. For what it's worth, I don't think your hope is false, just unfulfilled at the moment. We're all stuck on this spinning space rock together and yet often feel far apart; somewhere right now, another someone is reaching out for a person just like you. I have faith you'll find each other one day.
      Godspeed, little doodle. 💖

  • @GazixVR
    @GazixVR Рік тому

    This is the kind of marriage I would want with a significant other. Truly caring for each other and the others health

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 3 роки тому +22

    something everyone needs

  • @lalasores1868
    @lalasores1868 2 роки тому +1

    2:50
    Damn, that question has ended many relationships XD

  • @SimplyT0m
    @SimplyT0m 3 роки тому +8

    Not gonna lie, she really threw me off when she said "kinky" I really was not expecting it :3

  • @sethpratt4296
    @sethpratt4296 2 місяці тому +2

    "Bed. *NOW*"
    She sounds like my mom 😭😭🙏

  • @Roddy_Zeh
    @Roddy_Zeh 3 роки тому +12

    She's bossing me around.
    But...considering I know it's for my own well-being...I'm not gonna complain. 🙄

  • @liquidchris4878
    @liquidchris4878 3 роки тому +2

    Now this is the content I’ve been looking for

  • @dougthebigdp314
    @dougthebigdp314 3 роки тому +7

    Oh MY! Are you channeling my wife? This conversation is so familiar that I had to look and see if my wife was doing the voice over. I don't think she would appreciate me tying her to a chair tho....but then...I might!

  • @kindkev5967
    @kindkev5967 4 місяці тому

    I'm watching this at 5:17 at night not a lick of sleep in days

  • @luminous_8567
    @luminous_8567 2 роки тому +15

    I love the perfect blend between wholesomeness, sass, and the hints of comedy, It all comes together really well!

  • @The_revenger69
    @The_revenger69 3 місяці тому +2

    You know I needed this, thank you 🥲

  • @julietheaberlin6816
    @julietheaberlin6816 3 роки тому +10

    Steps in surviving angry wife
    Step one: tie wife to chair
    Step two: bribe with pancakes
    Step three: if pancakes doesn't work turn the whole fact that she's tied up into something kinky

  • @astroboy6515
    @astroboy6515 Рік тому +1

    This is kinda how my dad talks to my mom.
    She's a nightshift nurse who works long shifts.
    Its good work and good pay, but it just wiped her out.
    We love her, and we want her home more than anything

  • @samueljohansson4511
    @samueljohansson4511 4 місяці тому +5

    Im never experiencing This😂

  • @thekindpenguin7497
    @thekindpenguin7497 3 роки тому +18

    really great audio! they're all awsome so far and im excited to see how far you go!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +6

      Thank you so much! I'm excited (and nervous but mostly excited!) to see what the future holds too!

  • @Hawkens4k
    @Hawkens4k 3 роки тому +4

    ... I somewhat needed this.
    More so me needing sleep that is.

  • @g.witzq1
    @g.witzq1 5 місяців тому

    i should be sleeping right now cause it's like 1:30 in the morning typing my soul away on this individual research, anyways straight to the subject the VA is on point, like she sounds like my late girlfriend and the way the script is written is so like her. Thank you much Vanilla! Although I wish I never pressed on this vid or something, blud crying 🦅

  • @mythicalstoryteller7535
    @mythicalstoryteller7535 3 роки тому +4

    Saw this on Reddit, thought id check it out, love it

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +2

      Thanks so much for the visit! I'm glad you enjoyed your stay!

  • @DVS-rb9wn
    @DVS-rb9wn 3 роки тому +21

    Loved it, the humour is so good, kinda needed this.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +5

      I'm so happy to hear that! I like making content that brightens my audience's days. 💖

    • @DVS-rb9wn
      @DVS-rb9wn 3 роки тому +1

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio You're pretty sweet, glad to have found ya!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +1

      💖

  • @angelus_solus
    @angelus_solus 3 роки тому +6

    Hahaha. Her logic is infallible. I'm also one of those who fail to take care of themselves, which rather makes this a bit personal. Sadly there's no one in my life to say these kinds of things.

  • @CosmicTheShiba
    @CosmicTheShiba 3 роки тому +2

    she sounds like my best friend....
    i gotta take more care of myself and say sorry to her
    great audio

  • @SabreAran
    @SabreAran 3 роки тому +10

    Man this home so hard right now with me stuck at home with Corona and pneumonia x.x lol 😆, good wholesome stuff ❤

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +3

      Oh no! I'm so sorry! I had pneumonia last year and it was just brutal. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I hope you feel better soon!
      Thank you for listening, as always, and I'm glad you liked the audio! Take care!

    • @SabreAran
      @SabreAran 3 роки тому +2

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio its ok. Its very tame and I'm handling it better then covid lol but then again I'm crazy so that doesn't say much 😆🤣. You're welcome, as always these are enjoyable to listen to 😁 hope you have Yourself a good day and a great week

  • @georges2842
    @georges2842 2 роки тому +4

    Supervisor: I need you to stay late this week.
    Me: Let me ask my wife.
    Supervisor: It's not really a choice-
    Me: She said "no."

  • @essjay1944
    @essjay1944 2 роки тому

    I will play a mental note of sassy wifey whenever im skipping on self care due to all my work. can NOT not take care of ones self
    thank you vanilla velvet!

  • @bingbong22578
    @bingbong22578 2 роки тому +4

    Oh my god I need a wife like this

  • @sebby_kat7215
    @sebby_kat7215 3 роки тому +2

    There's not a single part of this video that I don't love I'm all about domestic Romance but my favorite line of all has to be "Hiii, this our bedroom, do you recognize the place?"
    I had to pause the video and laughed for a moment and I probably would have got a pillow for the head if I was there.

    • @sebby_kat7215
      @sebby_kat7215 3 роки тому +2

      Also, the sheer amount of sass has me grinning let alone the quality of it, I couldn't stop smiling.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +2

      Thank you so much for this (and your other!) comments, I'm always so glad to hear when my silly adlibbed jokes land. When I was doing this audio particularly, it was VERY hard to balance snarky and saccarine without hitting extremes. So I'm very happy to know I hit that domestic romance sweet spot!

  • @MTR_Nara
    @MTR_Nara 3 роки тому +4

    Aye, an upload from Velvet 👀

  • @lordhoppington9188
    @lordhoppington9188 3 роки тому +2

    When she said "you don't even get 4 hours of sleep" damn I felt that XD

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +1

      Same 😬 parts of this audio feel a lot like me scolding myself, tbh

    • @lordhoppington9188
      @lordhoppington9188 3 роки тому

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio Imagine being so skilled you can be other people just to scold yourself sheesh

  • @krillin4090
    @krillin4090 3 роки тому +22

    Now this is epic

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +8

      I know! I'm excited! And also oh so nervous! (^ ^ゞ) My first premiere! I hope it goes well. 🤞

    • @krillin4090
      @krillin4090 3 роки тому +6

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio
      Ah, it’ll be fine. I found your channel a few days ago but everything I’ve watched has been great, I’m sure this’ll be no different. 👍

    • @krillin4090
      @krillin4090 3 роки тому +2

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio
      And I was right, I couldn’t make the premiere but it was really good

  • @diegovalentino3953
    @diegovalentino3953 12 днів тому +1

    9:58 that had no right to be as funny as it was

  • @bapponohacko6069
    @bapponohacko6069 3 роки тому +7

    Dang. I actually felt like I was married. You did a spectacular job!
    "Get in bed or you will face my morning nagging."
    *gasp* O.O

  • @tangomango2459
    @tangomango2459 2 місяці тому +1

    I’m not gonna lie a woman like that is sexy as hell. A girl that really cares for you and loves you and wants the best for you. You can never pass that up boys, put a ring on it!!

  • @JadTheOne
    @JadTheOne 2 місяці тому +4

    Bed. *NOW*.

  • @theherohartmut
    @theherohartmut 9 місяців тому

    "Find your own little spitfire; one who won't let you get away with nothin'."
    -Kent Nelson, Young Justice

  • @l0vesspecialwlw
    @l0vesspecialwlw 2 роки тому +3

    I DONT UNDERSTAND EVEN AT MY AGE WHAT IS A QUARTER PAST ( A TIME ) 😭

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 роки тому +2

      Don’t feel bad! Fractions are confusing.
      “A quarter past” is fifteen minutes after the hour; a quarter till is fifteen minutes before the hour. So a quarter past two is 2:15; a quarter to three is 2:45.

    • @l0vesspecialwlw
      @l0vesspecialwlw 2 роки тому

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio thx

  • @JariahxSynn
    @JariahxSynn 7 місяців тому +2

    Can't disappoint the wife guys time to sleep!!!
    Oh wait, I don't have a wife and it's middle of the afternoon...
    *Sad walks away...*

  • @SimplySerpentine
    @SimplySerpentine 3 роки тому +6

    No Way Man 🤣 when you said tie you to a chair we both said kinky in unison I'm dying 😆😆

  • @xbl0p0
    @xbl0p0 3 роки тому +8

    So do I get bossy cuddles?

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +4

      Of course! I don't think she's capable of giving any other kind!

  • @safwansaid5139
    @safwansaid5139 3 роки тому +8

    set my alarm just to wake up for this, found your channel recently, and gosh darn your voice is sooo gewwwwwddddd

  • @AlisaRose2022
    @AlisaRose2022 2 роки тому

    EVERYTIME I LISTEN TO IT CHANGES

  • @Yujiboygaeming
    @Yujiboygaeming 3 роки тому +10

    Im only a minute in and am already loving this you're delivery on the lines is amazing i love everything about this amazing job! keep up the good work i think i'll be sticking around a while :3

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +3

      Thank you! I'm so happy to hear that. 💖 I hope you enjoy my other stuff just as much!

    • @Yujiboygaeming
      @Yujiboygaeming 3 роки тому +2

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio if its anywhere near this then i know i will :3

  • @bowlingstoned2113
    @bowlingstoned2113 6 місяців тому +1

    That authoritative voice though!!!
    😍🔥

  • @schakarWilson
    @schakarWilson Рік тому +4

    I like your ASMR

  • @that_jester_el
    @that_jester_el 2 роки тому

    'brain I love brain' is my favorite line, it's so good it made my e/d disappear

  • @overlordelektro7940
    @overlordelektro7940 2 роки тому +3

    1:18 Come on I'm not that stressed

  • @confusedsimpp
    @confusedsimpp Рік тому +2

    her: "what day is it?" (or something 🧍‍♀️)
    me: February 3rd
    her: "yep it's Friday night*
    *me going to check to see what day February 3rd is on cause I just guessed*
    February 3rd: *a Friday*
    me: " wait wtf 💀"

  • @bellcranel377
    @bellcranel377 3 роки тому +5

    I don’t need to be told to go to bed…I mean I’m worn out from all this dungeon time…

  • @Smunnel
    @Smunnel Місяць тому +1

    "Unless you tie me to a chair,in which...kinky" 😭

  • @gloomcaller9816
    @gloomcaller9816 3 роки тому +4

    Good video and all, but i just can't watch it to the end, hope i'll have someone like that one day, it just hurts now

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  3 роки тому +2

      I understand. ❤ But I want you to know: I have faith that you will find someone like her someday. 🤗