For People Who Dislike Others: Funny Memes from This Instagram (New)
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- For People Who Dislike Others: Funny Memes from This Instagram (New)
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4:55 - THIS. *_Totally this_* - if I'm filling something, it's half full, if I'm emptying it, it's half empty. There's no hidden meaning, no friggin' "armchair psychology" or layperson's understanding of "optimist" and "pessimist", and no value judgement of either state - it's a simple matter of the action being carried out. If you want me to drink up and get going and my glass is only "half empty", then you can bloody wait _patiently_ until I'm finished.
5:28 is actually wholesome, it means that their cat feels safe around them and would prefer to eat every meal only if their best friend/family is by their side to keep them safe. Then stealing the pizza from downstairs to do it and kinda using their human as a plate is hilarious though.
My mother once sent me to my room because I refused to go outside to play. I wonder who she thought won that round.
11:11 “Is your head just for decoration?” DYING
5:05 Being a dad myself, I loved (and recognized!) this tweet:
20-ish year old girl:
"Some girl just crashed into me and we both didn't know what to do, so we called our dads and we're just standing here holding our phones together so our dads can talk to each other"
7:19 Bugs do not accept that you had the right to build a cave on their property so they are squatting until you leave.
The garbage collector, that is one of the sweetest and thoughtful comments I have ever read.
The turtle isn't going to react to "turtle, no!" because it's a tortoise.
"Where is this turtle she's always yelling at?"
The Q for cucumber was that Hilaria Baldwin?
unusual punishment by my parents was " go to your room".... where all my cool stuff was plus stereo, TV etc.
It definitely made me a better guitar player........
I see… So, in a "pool party" the only usage for the pool is to be a dangerous place to sink into?
It's a lovely background.
Is your head for decoration 😂😂 brilliant
Down there for dancing.
Up here for thinking.
( Irish expression )
I had a customer say to me “you know, L as in leven, the number “.
Noooooooo…. 😱
You know what, after seeing that I feel like watching Jeopardy clips because I need to regain my faith in human race.
I have an Eleven-lettered surname...replying so you can see my name CANADAANDREA. 😁
I (American) walked into a shop on the Champs-Elysees. Before I said a word the shopkeeper spoke to me in English. He said that he could tell I was American.
I kind of sympathize with the guy at 8:03. if the passenger is dead, why does every other passenger have to be inconvenienced? A medical emergency like a stroke, is different.
Airlines literally have emergency provisions for when this occurs. They have a storage area for the deceased. Landing immediately or in a couple hours won't change anything.
So why does everyone have to miss their connections to weddings, funerals, vacations, business meetings, etc?
I agree completely. It’s not like he’s going to get any deader.
Where exactly are these storage areas?
In all my years in the aviation industry I’ve never seen or even heard of a “dead body storage area”.
Also unless there is someone on board qualified to declare an individual deceased it must be treated as an emergency.
@@capt.squirrel8516 Perhaps he mixed it up with cruise ships, those have storage area for that as far as I know.
Omg, I hope it's not the same walk in freezer they keep the food in... 😲😮😉😁😂😂
You're just as awful as him.
The guy in the pool is correct, the turtle is looking downward for a body of water, and the cat is using sleeping person’s body to warm the pizza.
😃👍
Caberneigh got me :D
0:14 ok but id totally be the one on the pool too!!!
8:10 I was a night shift nurse and had a strict rule about calling me at work. " Dead is dead and I'm not Jesus so don't call me at work about it." It does sound harsh out of context but I felt that guy.
5:23 : some cats like your company when eating. Mine does. She leads me to the kitchen and starts eating her own food, not paying any further attention to me.
Lol. I was thinking maybe it initially brought it as a gift, but being asleep they weren't appreciating the gift, so the cat ate it. 😂😁
I have seen that happen too.
Lil goofballs. 😆
Yes my cat is like this. He bugs me and I tell him there is food downstairs for him and that he knows it, but he keeps on bugging me until I go downstairs to the kitchen with him and stroke him once while he begins eating!
@@catkin567 Does he also show up telling you it's time to go to bed?
@@Kat-kv8mm My mother had a cat like that. He went out at night to find her gifts en bring them. Like leaves.
All fine and well until the gifts started to have legs. And more legs. And wings. The light next to the front door attracting loads of moths.
And he would start whining if she didn't wake up and pay attention and appreciate the gift. My mother could do nothing else than in horror keep pretending to be asleep until he gave up.
Had an email that was 11 pages long, it contained 1 and a half relevant sentences, the first sentence and half a sentence on page 6, to respond to it, and it was a complaint about paying money to someone who wasn’t us, and threatening to sue us for that money back, which they paid to someone who was not us, to settle an amount for a fine that wasn’t sent by us or the court who issued the fine on behalf of someone who was not us, the people who sent the fine or the people who they paid. The response was about the relevant 1.5 sentences and how to proceed to dispute the fine they accepted and settled 4 months ago.
4 hours later they sent an even longer letter that was the first letter plus several pages complaining the first letter wasn’t read in full and responded to line by line.
They got the same answer, because of course they did.
The law I heard is it’s illegal to use more than 25 pennies to pay a debt, because some guy lost a divorce case and paid his wife the money by having a dump truck full of pennies dumped on her (formerly their) lawn. 🤔
I paid a $10 dollar parking ticket in pennies because I thought it was ridiculous. They said they couldn’t accept it. I said “why not, it’s money?” They said they would have to talk to their manager. I left everything there and walked out. I never heard anything more about it. That was 30 years ago.
@@ribo451 I had a parking ticket for a lot more than $10 , so i went to the office to pay for it with coins. To find a poster on the side of the window , stating the max amount of each coins that could be used. ( i checked later and found that it was actually the law ) . I had a clear plastic bag , with all the various denominations in separate bags inside it. The lady said " we cant take those " and pointed to the poster. I said " Thats all i have. I'm now officially skint. I'll leave it with you , with the paperwork. I've paid it and now i'm leaving. Bye" . Same. Never heard anything further. I was more carefull after that, and that was the only parking ticket that i ever had.
From the Christian Science Moniter: "Here's what the law says: The Coinage Act of 1965, specifically Section 31 U.S.C. 5103, states: "United States coins and currency (including Federal reserve notes and circulating notes of Federal reserve banks and national banks) are legal tender for all debts, public charges, taxes, and dues. Foreign gold or silver coins are not legal tender for debts."
All this means is that the US Federal Reserve system must honor all US currency. As the US Treasury points out, there's nothing in the law that says that private businesses have to accept it for all transactions. If a merchant wants to sell her products in exchange for gold bullion, nothing but dimes minted before 1946, Swedish fish, or Monopoly money, that's her right under the law."
@@hensonlaura I heard there’s a new fad where people send Monopoly money to pay their mail-in traffic tickets.
I love these
Tortoise do not have ears, but they do have very sensitive shells.
2:06 Go, Paul!✌🏽 He’s 82 now 😊
The cat dragged the pizza upstairs to have dinner with you. 05:18
And it ain't the cats fault you slept through it. 😂
Good music.
Lmao a podcast called Who Shat On the Floor At My Wedding
1:30 That's not funny, that's sweet.
5:42 - 5:04 Not sure I get this one... There are several Mustang car clubs (YMC :Yellow Mustang Club, BMC : Black Mustang Club) that are for people with Mustangs painted a particular color.
The colour in question is that of the owner, not the car.
Either this is oedipus 2.0 or someone’s stepdad was right
5:01 yes!!! Thats what I always say
You and Burgess Meredith. 07:27
I thought the exact same thing! 😂
1:27 The traditional gift for the 17th is furniture, not shells.
The day i was married , i gave the wife a ring. If she's waiting for another gift, she had better make some sandwiches. It's going to be a long wait :)
8:09 No, this makes perfect sense. Either the dead guy was going home, where he'd have relatives, or to a business meeting, where he'd have colleagues that know how to get in touch with his family, etc. So how does it make sense to drop off the body at a random emergency-landing airport?
9:56 Poster may have become a doctor, but he definitely flunked English. Or else he has a very strange relationship with his mom.
11:22 At this point you switch to Swedish.
No, it was a joke. His stepdad was right!
You mean like, "K", for "quesadilla"?
Or, "K" for "caseworker"?
Or “k” for knife?
I constantly find when sharing something like my e-mail address over the phone that people don’t know NATO phonetic code. It should be taught in every elementary school. No more “B as in boy” or “M as in Mary” nonsense!
But isn’t it a joy when you connect with someone who does know them? (And a bigger one when you can just say “Tango Yankee Foxtrot” and not all that “T for …” Bravo-Sierra?)
@@copycat21c Copy that
I work in the travel field and so want to do a travel alphabet. A as in Africa, b as in Barbados, c as in Columbia, etc
What is wrong with using any old word? It works!Also...Foxtrot?! That kinda signals it's OLD
Well, what is P? That's the one letter that might be misheard in my email. I always say "Paul"
8:15 - Do NOT go near the Dog Park!
Always love a welcome to night vale ref in the wild hahah
@@ViridianForests I wondered if somebody would get it.
The guy who told 35 women he had different birthdays...should have read, "...was arrested for fraud as he accepted the Nobel Prize
4:04 The "nice legs" comment reminded me of this Alasdair Becket-King sendoff of the noir genre:
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"...send up..."?
@@ecamp6360 Yeah, send-up. My goof. :)
Edit: BTW, how'd you like her knees?
Geeez, the crowned media has anger issues..
I'm so dumb... I thought it was Qcummer.
Correction : John Lennon died by bullet. Not because he wasn' t eating right.
Really?????????
@@Sjaan_Banaan In New York, at approximately 5:00 p.m. on 8 December 1980, Lennon autographed a copy of Double Fantasy for Mark David Chapman before leaving The Dakota with Ono for a recording session at the Record Plant.[170] After the session, Lennon and Ono returned to the Dakota in a limousine at around 10:50 p.m. (EST). They left the vehicle and walked through the archway of the building. Chapman then shot Lennon twice in the back and twice in the shoulder[171] at close range. Lennon was rushed in a police cruiser to the emergency room of Roosevelt Hospital, where he was pronounced dead on arrival at 11:15 p.m. (EST).
@@richard6440 i said reeaaallyyy?? because everybody knows that. Jeeeesus
Eating right? That doesn't make sense in the context of vegetarianism. "Eating right" Would be eating according to evolutionarily pertinent guidelines, not some arbitrary moralist schtick.
lol! That was an example of false logic. The fact that John died by bullet is irrelevant.
5:15 Ok this isn't funny this is why women continue to struggle to gain respect in the professional world
It sounded like they were just teenagers to me, not grown women.
Which is why they might want to take responsibility for themselves.
Not all 16 year olds have been taught what to do if they are in a wreck.
What is wrong with asking for help when you don't know the answer?
Maybe boys are taught what to do in a car wreck, most girls, in my experience, are NOT.
@@Kat-kv8mm
Ideally, all drivers should be taught what to do in an emergency before they're allowed to drive unattended.
Though I agree the issue is their mutual inexperience. My experience doesn't show boys to be better trained for those situations than girls though.
I don't speak stupid, we pass on all blackspeak LOUSIRS.