I kind of sympathize with the guy at 8:03. if the passenger is dead, why does every other passenger have to be inconvenienced? A medical emergency like a stroke, is different. Airlines literally have emergency provisions for when this occurs. They have a storage area for the deceased. Landing immediately or in a couple hours won't change anything. So why does everyone have to miss their connections to weddings, funerals, vacations, business meetings, etc?
Where exactly are these storage areas? In all my years in the aviation industry I’ve never seen or even heard of a “dead body storage area”. Also unless there is someone on board qualified to declare an individual deceased it must be treated as an emergency.
8:09 No, this makes perfect sense. Either the dead guy was going home, where he'd have relatives, or to a business meeting, where he'd have colleagues that know how to get in touch with his family, etc. So how does it make sense to drop off the body at a random emergency-landing airport? 9:56 Poster may have become a doctor, but he definitely flunked English. Or else he has a very strange relationship with his mom. 11:22 At this point you switch to Swedish.
5:23 : some cats like your company when eating. Mine does. She leads me to the kitchen and starts eating her own food, not paying any further attention to me.
Lol. I was thinking maybe it initially brought it as a gift, but being asleep they weren't appreciating the gift, so the cat ate it. 😂😁 I have seen that happen too. Lil goofballs. 😆
Yes my cat is like this. He bugs me and I tell him there is food downstairs for him and that he knows it, but he keeps on bugging me until I go downstairs to the kitchen with him and stroke him once while he begins eating!
@@Kat-kv8mm My mother had a cat like that. He went out at night to find her gifts en bring them. Like leaves. All fine and well until the gifts started to have legs. And more legs. And wings. The light next to the front door attracting loads of moths. And he would start whining if she didn't wake up and pay attention and appreciate the gift. My mother could do nothing else than in horror keep pretending to be asleep until he gave up.
8:10 I was a night shift nurse and had a strict rule about calling me at work. " Dead is dead and I'm not Jesus so don't call me at work about it." It does sound harsh out of context but I felt that guy.
I (American) walked into a shop on the Champs-Elysees. Before I said a word the shopkeeper spoke to me in English. He said that he could tell I was American.
The law I heard is it’s illegal to use more than 25 pennies to pay a debt, because some guy lost a divorce case and paid his wife the money by having a dump truck full of pennies dumped on her (formerly their) lawn. 🤔
I paid a $10 dollar parking ticket in pennies because I thought it was ridiculous. They said they couldn’t accept it. I said “why not, it’s money?” They said they would have to talk to their manager. I left everything there and walked out. I never heard anything more about it. That was 30 years ago.
@@ribo451 I had a parking ticket for a lot more than $10 , so i went to the office to pay for it with coins. To find a poster on the side of the window , stating the max amount of each coins that could be used. ( i checked later and found that it was actually the law ) . I had a clear plastic bag , with all the various denominations in separate bags inside it. The lady said " we cant take those " and pointed to the poster. I said " Thats all i have. I'm now officially skint. I'll leave it with you , with the paperwork. I've paid it and now i'm leaving. Bye" . Same. Never heard anything further. I was more carefull after that, and that was the only parking ticket that i ever had.
From the Christian Science Moniter: "Here's what the law says: The Coinage Act of 1965, specifically Section 31 U.S.C. 5103, states: "United States coins and currency (including Federal reserve notes and circulating notes of Federal reserve banks and national banks) are legal tender for all debts, public charges, taxes, and dues. Foreign gold or silver coins are not legal tender for debts." All this means is that the US Federal Reserve system must honor all US currency. As the US Treasury points out, there's nothing in the law that says that private businesses have to accept it for all transactions. If a merchant wants to sell her products in exchange for gold bullion, nothing but dimes minted before 1946, Swedish fish, or Monopoly money, that's her right under the law."
unusual punishment by my parents was " go to your room".... where all my cool stuff was plus stereo, TV etc. It definitely made me a better guitar player........
Had an email that was 11 pages long, it contained 1 and a half relevant sentences, the first sentence and half a sentence on page 6, to respond to it, and it was a complaint about paying money to someone who wasn’t us, and threatening to sue us for that money back, which they paid to someone who was not us, to settle an amount for a fine that wasn’t sent by us or the court who issued the fine on behalf of someone who was not us, the people who sent the fine or the people who they paid. The response was about the relevant 1.5 sentences and how to proceed to dispute the fine they accepted and settled 4 months ago. 4 hours later they sent an even longer letter that was the first letter plus several pages complaining the first letter wasn’t read in full and responded to line by line. They got the same answer, because of course they did.
5:42 - 5:04 Not sure I get this one... There are several Mustang car clubs (YMC :Yellow Mustang Club, BMC : Black Mustang Club) that are for people with Mustangs painted a particular color.
The day i was married , i gave the wife a ring. If she's waiting for another gift, she had better make some sandwiches. It's going to be a long wait :)
I constantly find when sharing something like my e-mail address over the phone that people don’t know NATO phonetic code. It should be taught in every elementary school. No more “B as in boy” or “M as in Mary” nonsense!
But isn’t it a joy when you connect with someone who does know them? (And a bigger one when you can just say “Tango Yankee Foxtrot” and not all that “T for …” Bravo-Sierra?)
@@Sjaan_Banaan In New York, at approximately 5:00 p.m. on 8 December 1980, Lennon autographed a copy of Double Fantasy for Mark David Chapman before leaving The Dakota with Ono for a recording session at the Record Plant.[170] After the session, Lennon and Ono returned to the Dakota in a limousine at around 10:50 p.m. (EST). They left the vehicle and walked through the archway of the building. Chapman then shot Lennon twice in the back and twice in the shoulder[171] at close range. Lennon was rushed in a police cruiser to the emergency room of Roosevelt Hospital, where he was pronounced dead on arrival at 11:15 p.m. (EST).
Eating right? That doesn't make sense in the context of vegetarianism. "Eating right" Would be eating according to evolutionarily pertinent guidelines, not some arbitrary moralist schtick.
Not all 16 year olds have been taught what to do if they are in a wreck. What is wrong with asking for help when you don't know the answer? Maybe boys are taught what to do in a car wreck, most girls, in my experience, are NOT.
The garbage collector, that is one of the sweetest and thoughtful comments I have ever read.
The turtle isn't going to react to "turtle, no!" because it's a tortoise.
I had a customer say to me “you know, L as in leven, the number “.
Noooooooo…. 😱
You know what, after seeing that I feel like watching Jeopardy clips because I need to regain my faith in human race.
I have an Eleven-lettered surname...replying so you can see my name CANADAANDREA. 😁
7:19 Bugs do not accept that you had the right to build a cave on their property so they are squatting until you leave.
I kind of sympathize with the guy at 8:03. if the passenger is dead, why does every other passenger have to be inconvenienced? A medical emergency like a stroke, is different.
Airlines literally have emergency provisions for when this occurs. They have a storage area for the deceased. Landing immediately or in a couple hours won't change anything.
So why does everyone have to miss their connections to weddings, funerals, vacations, business meetings, etc?
I agree completely. It’s not like he’s going to get any deader.
Where exactly are these storage areas?
In all my years in the aviation industry I’ve never seen or even heard of a “dead body storage area”.
Also unless there is someone on board qualified to declare an individual deceased it must be treated as an emergency.
@@capt.squirrel8516 Perhaps he mixed it up with cruise ships, those have storage area for that as far as I know.
Omg, I hope it's not the same walk in freezer they keep the food in... 😲😮😉😁😂😂
8:09 No, this makes perfect sense. Either the dead guy was going home, where he'd have relatives, or to a business meeting, where he'd have colleagues that know how to get in touch with his family, etc. So how does it make sense to drop off the body at a random emergency-landing airport?
9:56 Poster may have become a doctor, but he definitely flunked English. Or else he has a very strange relationship with his mom.
11:22 At this point you switch to Swedish.
Is your head for decoration 😂😂 brilliant
Down there for dancing.
Up here for thinking.
( Irish expression )
The guy in the pool is correct, the turtle is looking downward for a body of water, and the cat is using sleeping person’s body to warm the pizza.
😃👍
I love these
5:23 : some cats like your company when eating. Mine does. She leads me to the kitchen and starts eating her own food, not paying any further attention to me.
Lol. I was thinking maybe it initially brought it as a gift, but being asleep they weren't appreciating the gift, so the cat ate it. 😂😁
I have seen that happen too.
Lil goofballs. 😆
Yes my cat is like this. He bugs me and I tell him there is food downstairs for him and that he knows it, but he keeps on bugging me until I go downstairs to the kitchen with him and stroke him once while he begins eating!
@@catkin567 Does he also show up telling you it's time to go to bed?
@@Kat-kv8mm My mother had a cat like that. He went out at night to find her gifts en bring them. Like leaves.
All fine and well until the gifts started to have legs. And more legs. And wings. The light next to the front door attracting loads of moths.
And he would start whining if she didn't wake up and pay attention and appreciate the gift. My mother could do nothing else than in horror keep pretending to be asleep until he gave up.
0:14 ok but id totally be the one on the pool too!!!
8:10 I was a night shift nurse and had a strict rule about calling me at work. " Dead is dead and I'm not Jesus so don't call me at work about it." It does sound harsh out of context but I felt that guy.
My mother once sent me to my room because I refused to go outside to play. I wonder who she thought won that round.
1:30 That's not funny, that's sweet.
I (American) walked into a shop on the Champs-Elysees. Before I said a word the shopkeeper spoke to me in English. He said that he could tell I was American.
The law I heard is it’s illegal to use more than 25 pennies to pay a debt, because some guy lost a divorce case and paid his wife the money by having a dump truck full of pennies dumped on her (formerly their) lawn. 🤔
I paid a $10 dollar parking ticket in pennies because I thought it was ridiculous. They said they couldn’t accept it. I said “why not, it’s money?” They said they would have to talk to their manager. I left everything there and walked out. I never heard anything more about it. That was 30 years ago.
@@ribo451 I had a parking ticket for a lot more than $10 , so i went to the office to pay for it with coins. To find a poster on the side of the window , stating the max amount of each coins that could be used. ( i checked later and found that it was actually the law ) . I had a clear plastic bag , with all the various denominations in separate bags inside it. The lady said " we cant take those " and pointed to the poster. I said " Thats all i have. I'm now officially skint. I'll leave it with you , with the paperwork. I've paid it and now i'm leaving. Bye" . Same. Never heard anything further. I was more carefull after that, and that was the only parking ticket that i ever had.
From the Christian Science Moniter: "Here's what the law says: The Coinage Act of 1965, specifically Section 31 U.S.C. 5103, states: "United States coins and currency (including Federal reserve notes and circulating notes of Federal reserve banks and national banks) are legal tender for all debts, public charges, taxes, and dues. Foreign gold or silver coins are not legal tender for debts."
All this means is that the US Federal Reserve system must honor all US currency. As the US Treasury points out, there's nothing in the law that says that private businesses have to accept it for all transactions. If a merchant wants to sell her products in exchange for gold bullion, nothing but dimes minted before 1946, Swedish fish, or Monopoly money, that's her right under the law."
@@hensonlaura I heard there’s a new fad where people send Monopoly money to pay their mail-in traffic tickets.
unusual punishment by my parents was " go to your room".... where all my cool stuff was plus stereo, TV etc.
It definitely made me a better guitar player........
2:06 Go, Paul!✌🏽 He’s 82 now 😊
Caberneigh got me :D
Lmao a podcast called Who Shat On the Floor At My Wedding
The cat dragged the pizza upstairs to have dinner with you. 05:18
And it ain't the cats fault you slept through it. 😂
The Q for cucumber was that Hilaria Baldwin?
Had an email that was 11 pages long, it contained 1 and a half relevant sentences, the first sentence and half a sentence on page 6, to respond to it, and it was a complaint about paying money to someone who wasn’t us, and threatening to sue us for that money back, which they paid to someone who was not us, to settle an amount for a fine that wasn’t sent by us or the court who issued the fine on behalf of someone who was not us, the people who sent the fine or the people who they paid. The response was about the relevant 1.5 sentences and how to proceed to dispute the fine they accepted and settled 4 months ago.
4 hours later they sent an even longer letter that was the first letter plus several pages complaining the first letter wasn’t read in full and responded to line by line.
They got the same answer, because of course they did.
Geeez, the crowned media has anger issues..
5:42 - 5:04 Not sure I get this one... There are several Mustang car clubs (YMC :Yellow Mustang Club, BMC : Black Mustang Club) that are for people with Mustangs painted a particular color.
The colour in question is that of the owner, not the car.
5:01 yes!!! Thats what I always say
You and Burgess Meredith. 07:27
1:27 The traditional gift for the 17th is furniture, not shells.
The day i was married , i gave the wife a ring. If she's waiting for another gift, she had better make some sandwiches. It's going to be a long wait :)
Either this is oedipus 2.0 or someone’s stepdad was right
8:15 - Do NOT go near the Dog Park!
Always love a welcome to night vale ref in the wild hahah
@@ViridianForests I wondered if somebody would get it.
I constantly find when sharing something like my e-mail address over the phone that people don’t know NATO phonetic code. It should be taught in every elementary school. No more “B as in boy” or “M as in Mary” nonsense!
But isn’t it a joy when you connect with someone who does know them? (And a bigger one when you can just say “Tango Yankee Foxtrot” and not all that “T for …” Bravo-Sierra?)
@@copycat21c Copy that
I work in the travel field and so want to do a travel alphabet. A as in Africa, b as in Barbados, c as in Columbia, etc
4:04 The "nice legs" comment reminded me of this Alasdair Becket-King sendoff of the noir genre:
ua-cam.com/video/JQIaetvrxVc/v-deo.html
"...send up..."?
@@ecamp6360 Yeah, send-up. My goof. :)
Edit: BTW, how'd you like her knees?
Correction : John Lennon died by bullet. Not because he wasn' t eating right.
Really?????????
IF you could read the whold thing..the response was john wasn't shot by a cheeseburger
@@Sjaan_Banaan In New York, at approximately 5:00 p.m. on 8 December 1980, Lennon autographed a copy of Double Fantasy for Mark David Chapman before leaving The Dakota with Ono for a recording session at the Record Plant.[170] After the session, Lennon and Ono returned to the Dakota in a limousine at around 10:50 p.m. (EST). They left the vehicle and walked through the archway of the building. Chapman then shot Lennon twice in the back and twice in the shoulder[171] at close range. Lennon was rushed in a police cruiser to the emergency room of Roosevelt Hospital, where he was pronounced dead on arrival at 11:15 p.m. (EST).
@@richard6440 i said reeaaallyyy?? because everybody knows that. Jeeeesus
Eating right? That doesn't make sense in the context of vegetarianism. "Eating right" Would be eating according to evolutionarily pertinent guidelines, not some arbitrary moralist schtick.
I'm so dumb... I thought it was Qcummer.
5:15 Ok this isn't funny this is why women continue to struggle to gain respect in the professional world
It sounded like they were just teenagers to me, not grown women.
Which is why they might want to take responsibility for themselves.
Not all 16 year olds have been taught what to do if they are in a wreck.
What is wrong with asking for help when you don't know the answer?
Maybe boys are taught what to do in a car wreck, most girls, in my experience, are NOT.
I don't speak stupid, we pass on all blackspeak LOUSIRS.