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Building a Bastard: Secco
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- Опубліковано 25 бер 2021
- Of the Royal Guards, Cioccolata and Secco stand out the most, and one would normally agree that Cioccolata was the bigger bastard of the two given the punishment he was delivered by Giorno. But when you dig deep into both of them you soon realize that he might have been the better of two evils. As Secco himself was a bit of a bastard playing the role of a fool.
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BGM: Secco Boss theme GioGio PS2, Majin Battle - Rance X
Welcome to part 5 where we got stands like gun that needs to eat, remote-controlled airplane, zippers, alter time and fate, and mud dog
We also go walking tape recorder, disease gas, Soft and Wet but emphasis on soft, and whatever the hell Notorious B.I.G is.
@@ScythGrizz well he is notoriously big and that's enough for me
And moldy chocolate
Not ro mention Bloody Mary dragging you back to her home, my dad on a fishing trip, that feeling when someone calls 90's music "old classics", leaving your bed in winter, and magneto as a bunch of squiggly ghosts
@@ScythGrizz
Notorious BIG: Sentient Tumor
The reveal that Secco is actually NOT an animal, and that he is pretty smart, and that his relationship with Cioccolata was onesided, is one of my favorite parts of this whole fight! Araki does not create any kind of stupid characters, they are all deep in one way or another. Thanks for the great video, Meti.
I'm sure Arabia Fats had some deep thought-provoking background we don't know about. (Joke)
What about cucumber boy?
Meh some of part 3's are a lot less smart
Arabian Flats and Kenny G for example
Forever was smart for a ape
The oingo boingo Brothers were also screw ups
And Zizi was skilled with his stand but isn't the brightest
That’s why i probably haven’t ever really hated any JoJo, character, even if in the series i hate what they do.
Secco isn't stupid, just very kinky.
Chocolate: ...tell Secco...that I love him...
Secco: Lol, I never loved you. I was in it for the sugar cubes.
Lelololollollolooloollo
I tricked ya
@Narancia biggest plot twist ever
@Narancia yes
Cioccolata :That’s it giorono I’m working for you from now let’s put secco down
THEY PLAYED HIM LIKE DAMN FIDDLE
Honestly, its tough to decide which of the duo was worse.
Ciocolatta who was ACTUALLY insane and was basically proud of it and his disregard for human life in any form ,apart from his own and Secco's
Or
Secco who pretended to be as insane as Ciocolatta effectively encouraging him to ensure he could live a comftorable life as a "pet" because he doesn't care for anyone or anything other than himself
Cioccolata's worse, no doubt about it. He's a monstrous sadist and a mass murderer willing to torture and kill thousands of people and it's all apparent in his stand ability that has no restraints whatsoever. Secco's just an egotistical jackass by comparison who leeched off on Cioccolata's wealth for money and treats. Sure, the latter has shades of the former's sadism but he's most likely a victim of his master's abuse as well. Secco even films his own pain for Cioccolata's amusement after being wounded by Bucciarati's Sticky Fingers.
The famous duo, bad and worse
The most threatening type of villain is the one who’s more unpredictable. Being able to turn the ground into thick mud and pretending to be an insane pet definitely fits that bill
It's more dangerous than you think. As we see near the end, Secco can use his Stand's power to make anything, even living things melt. That is a terrifying ability to have.
Yep yep
Pretending to be insane, reminds me of that one movie, but I won't say it for spoiler reasons. But I will say, he is dangerous.
@@JWalters388 say the name, NO BALLS
@@JWalters388 I'm pretty sure he is actually insane, the pet act is not fake, it's a real facet of his broken personality
Next video:
Building a bastard : The three schoolgirls who left Shigeki to die
Yes
Yes.
Yes
april first is four days away. we can make it happen
Yes.
Cioccolatta is legitimately Secco's sugar daddy
Also it's a funny coincidence that 2 people mentioned René Magritte in JoJo videos within a day of each other
I just want to say that Green Day and Oasis the band used to work together until later they stop due to some issues.
@Gumballed hee rosé
Did- did Araki just make social commentary?
Via STANDS?
*OVER BANDS SPLITTING UP?*
The fanbase before Cioccolata's death: So Secco was made Cioccolata's patient and partner. Given what we know about the doctor, he's clearly a tragic villain broken into Stockholm Syndrome
Araki: Oh my no
Mind if I steal "Oh my no" forever
"Even worse the Chacolata." That's a loaded statement if i ever heard one.
Cioccolata*
@@bigginger244 Thanks, I hate I can't remember how to spell that word.
@@JaxonHex yeah it’s no problem. I just had to correct you cuz I’m a little nitpicky about those things
@@bigginger244 No problem. As long as your not condescending, it's totally fine.
@@JaxonHex yeah I’m just like that. No rudeness intended
Actually the word "secco" in Italian is also used as another name to call the garbage can of the generic trash, or the generic trash per se, so he's literally almost named trash
@ige77 yes, it means that too
And ends up dying IN trash...
@@SkyknightMu his name was telling him his future since he was born
@ige77 yup. It doesnt only mean that tho.soooooo
@@SkyknightMu that wasn't cioccolata?
Since Secco’s stand name is Oasis, it wouldn’t be inappropriate to draw him at a party with a guitar saying “so anyway, here’s wonderwall”
"Today is gonna be the day I'm gonna catch some sugar cubes."
Cioccolata is technically his sugar daddy
And Secco really puts the “digger” in gold digger.
"technically" oh honey cioccolata IS secco's sugar daddy
Literally
I loved your pun frog, for real
*gives Meti a sugar cube for uploading*
Good boy
Yoshi
Yoshi
Yoshi
Yoshi
Didn't expect Secco to get one of these but I'm happy none the less
I knew he was going to get one and I was waiting months for this.
Are you pursuing me?
We needed more wearable stands in my opinion.
Condoms
Yes suit stand are awesome
@@JackedUpEntertainment aren’t most suit stands able to be used regardless, it’s just that the user chooses to wear it. For example white album is made from ice. But the actual stand ability is to decrease temperature. Oasis is made from mud as well. He can liquify ground regardless of whether he wears it. In ghiaccio’s case he would die as well if he didn’t wear the suit, and secco’s suit makes him immune to green day
@@JackedUpEntertainment you’re forgetting scary monsters
@@JackedUpEntertainment Yeah it’s something that makes people become dino fursuiters. Ergo same type of stand
welcome to part 5 we got mirror, cheese uh and this d o g who can go into the ground
Don’t forget Stand too angry to die
@@brokenursa9986 or cowboy who shoots himself
What about But Its Opposite Day
Toy planes too
I don’t see his turn against Cioccolata as a sign Secco had always resented him, there may have been some tension but really it just seems like a natural extension of their shared philosophy. Those who are strong exist to dominate those who are weak in their eyes, and Secco simply applied that logic to his “ally” once it became clear Cioccolata had failed. He’d been proven in death to just be another weakling. Ironic, given Cioccolata himself professed genuinely affection to Secco in spite of that ethos with his last call, which to Secco would interpret as one last betrayal of their mindset (given that Cio pre-beatdown was the “stronger” one thus requiring a certain petty detachment, and post-beatdown was just another fly to be swatted in the pursuit of domination).
All in all it turned out Secco took the ethos of their relationship far more seriously than Cioccolata himself did.
0:57
"I am Cioccolata!"
"And I am Secco!"
And together we are called Cioccolata and Secco!"
After seeing this... I wanna see the Jessie James version.
@@smickothesmickest
Secco: To submerge the world is liquification!
Cioccolata: to plunge the world into post mortification!
@@eryvac0074 nice
Cioccolata: “To extend the reach of despair and Green Day!”
Secco: “To sink further into the mud and find an easy way!”
“Cioccolata!”
“Secco!”
@@iantaakalla8180 if only there were three of them there would be a Meowth
Mafia Mom versus Swimming Dog was the best fight in part 5
I'm with Boy that has a dream and number 4 hater versus average twitter user
@@galacticpookachus6780 Is average twitter user Ghiaccio?
@@megumi1370 no
funny angy man who go zoom on highway
@@megumi1370 also known as Bakugo. Sut up Bakugo
@@Johnyakuza572 you just described Ghiaccio (the icy screaming guy)
Secco is feral smart that will gladly clap his cheeks for moldy chocolate to get that green and sugar cubes
“Liam and Noel Gallahan”
That pronunciation hurt
glad I'm not the only one who cringed 😬
@@Empty_Space_Full_Of_Dust I had to check to make sure I wasn’t going insane
it caught me so off guard lmao
3:33 Ah, yes, how can we forget that time Cioccolata became a pokemon trainer.
👌😂
can i just give a shout out to how good his voice actor, KENN, did on his character? because KENN deserves more praise.
I am so, SO, glad that you finally did a video on Secco, who is my favorite character and who I believe is one of the best minor villains in Vento Aureo. It warms my heart that you can show people the TRUE side of Secco, a murderous bastard with a ridiculously powerful stand. Not some cute, lovey dovey dog that everyone remembers him for. Amazing video and I hope to see more like these from you.
fun fact: the band oasis got its name from a swiming center
i've actualy been there its great, however due to covid its peremntly shut down.
Son of a-
SANADABEEEEEECH
Finally, a video about the best dog in JoJo's
He got killed like every other
(besides GodMode Koichi's dog)
I’m sorry but I’m going to have to stop you there the tittle “best dog in jojo “ belongs to iggy, forgive me but the deed needed to be done
Ummm rock dog part 8
@@jim-mf3dv I didn’t read part 8 yet I’m waiting for it to finish
@@NikoFromOneShot he's way too op
theres a really cool line in the Oasis song Supersonic; "She done it with the doctor, on a helicopter" - its jus a lil cool
For me it just doesn't make sense to think they hate each other, i think he was just angry or something
yeah they look so cute they hating each other looks unlikely
i agree
oi lindas tem zap
@@higashikyle nn
eu=😎
voce=🤓
Secco is actually EPIC! Let’s be honest, their pairing was epic
But as people they match your username
@@yemmohater2796 oh yeah
Aw man i can only agree with you.
He only acts stupid .
Secco is based and redpilled
He is just like vitamin c
So I know that Cioccolata and Secco are horrifically shitty people, I can’t help but find their interactions cutesy a way. I like to think that the main reason Secco sort of switches in personality once Cioccolata dies is because he sort of become an anchor for secco. Without that, Secco completely shifts. I know I’m most likely wrong, but I enjoy thinking about it.
I really like how the subverted what you thought his reaction would be on cioccolata's death, how they first showing it like hed be sad or vengeful but then basically laughs and gives him the finger then jut goes to try to kill buccerati for his own gain
My headcanon is that that reaction is Secco trying not to be weak, as when he falls in the garbage truck he seems elated to be reunited with Ciocalatta
@@ZealOnWheels704 That was only in the anime. In the manga, we don't seem to react to Cioccolata being in the same garbage truck.
@@ZealOnWheels704 As the person above me said, that added line from Secco when he falls in the garbage truck is only in the anime.
@@swf_buccellati2098 the I guess the headcanon can be for the anime then right?
@@ZealOnWheels704 could be that, but it can also be him putting up a front again
Secco could also be a reference to Prosecco, which is a type of wine that's essentially the Italian version of France's Champagne.
Which could again be a reference to the song "Champagne Supernova" by Oasis.
Oasis also has glasses of wine on their album covers.
Made it here before Secco could track me.
🍩
@@onyourleft9273 he's supposed to be six feet under, so the OP was quite appropriate.
Just Emerald Splash him, he can't deflect it
Secco can only travel through the ground, he can't reach the afterlife
🤔
I can't wait for when part 8 gets animated & meti has to explain the head doctor and his rock insects in a stand analysis video like this.
Building a Bastard Jojo Characters :
Tarkus
J Geil
Alessi
Terrence D'Arby
Vanilla Ice
Anjuro Katagiri
Sport Maxx
Kenzo
Benjamin Boom Boom
Alternative Diego
Doctor Wu
Tooru
Steely Dan?
@@zagzig3734 already make
Massimo Volpe?
@@moderncrusader1150 also already done by Meti
Ngl vanilla ice wasn't really a bastard, but more like a loyal servant type of deal. He did cause two deaths, but that's more due to following his orders.
I was waiting for this, Secco is cool in his ability and his theme slaps.
I wish we could have gotten more of him.
Cioccolata was Secco's literal sugar daddy.
With Cioccolata, there's a genuine earnest feeling of being proud of being irredeemably evil and lives whole-heartedly into everything he does post Stand awakening. Even if he is an utter monster, you can respect that aspect of him. Secco, on the other hand, will discard anything to his continued existence- his true self by pretending to be a pet, his seemingly endearing loyal, dumb pet routine once Cioccolata is dead- even mocking him when he does so, and even his own ambitions to take over the organization to just leech off of it because it gives him comfort. While observant and cunning, he mistakes that for a genius-level intellect as his hubris takes over and shows the true sadistic side of his Stand. Cioccolata might be trash in a conventional sense- being a sadistic monster, but Secco when observed- is an ungrateful, compromising lout with delusions of granduer.
I feel like Secco most likely did care for Ciocolatta and was hiding it, honestly. Regardless, he’s still one of my favorite characters because he’s somehow... really cute? I dunno, good doggy.
6:46 I just realized...
Chocolate often makes you thirsty because the body cannot digest it easily, so it sends signals for you to drink more water in order to digest it faster, so a dietary wine meant to help you digest food faster would be a PERFECT pair with chocolate.
Araki has so much attention to detail its fucking astonishing.
I have to admit something, the movements of the PS2 giogio game is actually awesome, it feels so natural, they don't actually "teleport" to a position to walk like in some games
All of Bruno's fights went from bad to worse. He'd assume one was the stronger stand user and try to remove them, only to always find out the lackey was actually the worse threat.
Just something I noticed in his fights.
I always thought that Secco was more in a denial-anger state than actually claiming that he hated Cioccolata. As someone who has gone through intense grief, I’ve experienced feeling sudden hatred for the one that passed away.
We all deal with grief differently, maybe Secco was just trying to distance himself so that he wouldn’t feel any bit of sorrow.
I haven’t watched the whole video, but I can’t be the only person who thought “Secco” was also a play-on words of “Sicko”
That makes sense too!
Random Note I love Your Alliterations in all of your Vides
It's funny to me how the common idea seems to be that Secco never actually cared for Cioccolata and was just pretending to like him, because I always lowkey got the impression he was just insisting that to himself as a coping mechanism so he didn't have to deal with the fact that someone so close to him is suddenly gone.
this is my interpretation of it too, like...he's more like "well what the hell do i do with myself now?" than genuinely...i dunno ungrateful
Personally I'd like to see Meti's hand at designing their own jojo character, just too see his own thought process behind designing his own stand or character.
The stitches on his suit are the same as jail house rock's stitches. There I said it.
As someone who prefers Secco over Iggy, I am generally shook from this slander.
The localized name of Oasis, "Sanctuary," might be a reference to the Iron Maiden song Sanctuary.
Meti : *makes a video about Secco
Me : *Pets Meti's head aggressively
"YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI"
However awful Secco is, I wouldn't be surprised if he were made that way surgically or with drugs by Cioccolata.
The sugar cubes would make more sense then, they might've been drugged by cioccolata and fed to secco to do his bidding.
that makes... zero sense...
Why would Secco care so little for Cioccolata then? Why would Cioccolata care so much about Secco? How would Cioccolata even drug someone into becoming a snuff junkie stand user?
I like Araki's creative process, he wants to see something he just make's it
The first minutes felt like a fever dream
I can actually appreciate Secco and Ciocolatta even more now because of these videoes
Secco: the dog the myth the well damn look at him go
I'm glad that this video was made I was like.... ciccolata has a video we needs the dog man....
And oasis is one of my favorite bands
I saw this in my sub list and just went "oh hell yeah"
I just love the building a bastard and diet dissect they are my 2 favorite series on your channel!
Building a bastard is what my parents call my conception
what do you meeeeaaaaaan OF COURSE he liked cioccolata, did only I heard he hopefully hapilly calling finding him in the trash?
Anime only
O I didn't knwo that
It changes everything
seccos reaction to ciocolattas death very clearly read as grief to me. that scene didn't make me think secco was using him, it made me cry.
I like that this is the second tine in VA where Bucciarati winds up fighting against the "goofy joke villain" with a silly power, who had been paired up with a much more serious, menacing villain with a more obviously threatening power... only for Bucciarati to acknowledge mid-way through the fight that the funny, goofy opponent was actually far more dangerous than the partner that Mista, Giorno etc. were so worried about.
7:54
unrelated but wow they managed to make an argument a top hit
It would have been cool if there was a Hamon Master around that could read people's fate to see if they had stand potential
If Secco doesn't actually care about Ciocolata, why does he act with such shock when he finds his body in the garbage truck. Anger is one of the stages of grief afterall.
Building a bastard is the title of my autobiography
Who would like to agree that whenever Meti is making videos he spends more time making up and practicing those complicated wordings at the beginning over anything else?
Thanks for this! These two are my favourite enemies in Part 5, the Cioccolata video was good but this one was even more informative, really enjoyed it, wasn't expecting it after the Cioccolata one, as I didn't see Secco as quite the bastard he is, but yeah, good video! Crazy to think that Secco might be even more of a villain, but it makes sense. Though, there's a chance Cioccolata did make him that way.
7:19 he tried to say Obama's last name
i really think he was bumping himself when he said he didnt need cioccolata
I love that Meti used the song Quartz Quadrant Past Theme (JP/PAL) version was used.
0:31: how did he even think of this, I’m genuinely impressed.
What is interesting at least to me, is how Secco still calls out for Cioccolata. When he sees the truck. Even after what he had said. I’d like to think deep down there was a connection, albeit not so pleasant, but he was just really rejection sensitive
The first time I ever got to watch Jojo weekly was around Cioccolata and Secco’s arc and I have fond memories watching the episodes because my house ran out of power haha.
12:22AM
April 29 24 Monday
I have to wonder if the whole concept of Enya's stand started because Iraki wanted to see Polnareff forcefully lick a dirty toilet.
Ngl Secco kinda wholesome tho 😳🥰🤭
Secco is the earth bender of Jojo
Secco is worse because he's canonically flashing everyone all the time
Yeah... that was one crazy dog...
Meti the GOAT has uploaded letssssss gooooooooo
also we need more part 6 and 7 content my dude
Definitely part 6, people rarely talk positively about it (besides Hamon Beat :/)
He won't. He dislikes part 6.
@@ramimoussi7438 I think the only thing Meti likes about part 6 is the girl with the shrinking Stand, Gwess was her name I think but correct me if I’m wrong lol
@@ramimoussi7438 really💀💀
@@swf_buccellati2098 He said that Part 6 was his least favorite part in the video called "What is the best way to obtain a stand"
Ah yes my fave's boyfriend and my fave pairing too
Damn a Cioccolata stan? Didn’t think anyone could ride for that bastard, he is so easy to hate haha. I do LOVE his dynamic with Secco tho
@@nicklewry3854 he's not only my fave from jojo's, he's actually my fave character of all anime history😳😳
@@solarsky7017 ngl you do you mane ✨👏😳
Goin all secco mode with your videos, eh meti?
I've been waiting for this thank you
Finally!! A Secco analysis!!!
Since Secco was one of Cioccolata's patients, meaning that he was most likely tortured. Could we consider the possibility that he had something done to his brain? Which may be why he enjoys pain so much and is sadistic. Not really related but it would be a cool nod to Brainstew by Greenday.
Bro ngl that opening card made my eyes hurt
The alliteration was really great in the intro.
I love that one of the most depraved and disgusting characters from JoJo, and one of the most beloved and respected characters from One Piece share essentially the same ability lmaoo
Secco's Oasis and Señor Pink's Sui Sui no Mi
Maybe the "sutures" on Oasis are the scales' keels?
So Secco was basically a.... goldDIGGER :y
0:30 D4C's localized name be like:
He has a stand named [music] now that’s on the nose
Bold of you to say secco’s a bastard
I honestly really like secco and his abilities, I feel he’s more unique and has a lot more personality to me.sure you make a good point of him, and i agree with you, but he’s my favorite antagonist in vento aureo
When I clicked on this video deep down I knew he was going to bring up Wonderwall
The only dog in JoJo with more than one seccond of screentime
I see what you did there
Iggy
IGGY THO
@@swf_buccellati2098 shhh...
I first clicked the like for the "D" sentence in the intro, but then I expanded it for the rest of the video too
Osis the intro after his name calling
Sonic CD Qurtz Qundrent Past
LETS GOOOOOOOOO NEW METI VIDEO
(Also a video on Urban Guerrilla and Doremifasolati do would be fucking Awsome)
Anyways, here's Wonderwall