Building a Bastard: Cioccolata

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  • Опубліковано 13 сер 2024
  • Cioccolata is one of the worst humans to appear in the series and because of this his send off was a spectacle still remembered today for how thorough the beat-down was. Though what made him so deserving of his beating? Lets discuss how much of a bastard Cioccolata was.
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  • @miyoo_oon751
    @miyoo_oon751 3 роки тому +1635

    Cioccolata's backstory kinda reminds me of a doctor who actually operated in Italy during 2011-2014. This man killed 12 people (old, defenseless patients who he deemed "unworthy" to be kept alive) overdosing them with morphine. He legit liked to call himself "L'angelo della morte" aka "The angel of death". He also had a lover/partner in crime who was a nurse at the same hospital... luckly this bastard was sentenced to life imprisonment

    • @josesosa3337
      @josesosa3337 3 роки тому +149

      Life imitates art.

    • @adisgustingdegenerate8311
      @adisgustingdegenerate8311 3 роки тому +114

      WTF GREEN BALL IN REAL LIFE

    • @ukaszbaniak5897
      @ukaszbaniak5897 3 роки тому +102

      @@josesosa3337 May be other way round and this Italian doctor was darkly inspired by Golden Wind.

    • @miyoo_oon751
      @miyoo_oon751 3 роки тому +71

      @@sage82719 sorry for the late reply, his name is Leonardo Cazzaniga. Not sure if you can find english articles on him but yeah

    • @pantheman2842
      @pantheman2842 3 роки тому +58

      I hope some other inmate gave him a savage beatdown while screaming "useless!"

  • @alainozonvolt
    @alainozonvolt 3 роки тому +2994

    Imagine being such a bad person that even the main villain hates how evil you are

    • @shallowboi473
      @shallowboi473 3 роки тому +125

      If I become evil, I aspire to be this bad

    • @wynterregulus4236
      @wynterregulus4236 3 роки тому +155

      @@shallowboi473 then you'll probably deserve a 7page muda

    • @yinweebdefender5162
      @yinweebdefender5162 3 роки тому +62

      @@wynterregulus4236 8 page mudA

    • @lenschwedt9646
      @lenschwedt9646 3 роки тому +43

      @@yinweebdefender5162 pleas turn that 8 90°.

    • @yinweebdefender5162
      @yinweebdefender5162 3 роки тому +28

      @@lenschwedt9646 Poor Giorno having to scream MUDA for dat much, oh wait, GER can talk now-

  • @softwet2727
    @softwet2727 3 роки тому +4293

    Fun fact: Green Day has the same stats as Sheer Heart Attack

    • @Vanilaroses
      @Vanilaroses 3 роки тому +122

      What

    • @Dull_Blade404
      @Dull_Blade404 3 роки тому +788

      So, "Green day has no weakness"

    • @iosifstalin2501
      @iosifstalin2501 3 роки тому +189

      I didn't want to know this... Thanks

    • @obuIisk
      @obuIisk 3 роки тому +111

      @@Dull_Blade404green attack

    • @AffyMoon
      @AffyMoon 3 роки тому +300

      Say it with me "Stand stats make no sense"

  • @uncreativeusername3772
    @uncreativeusername3772 3 роки тому +457

    Imagine getting hated by the dude who
    -Sold drugs to kids
    -Almost killed his own daughter
    -Killed some members of the main cast (RIP :c)
    -Name literally mean “Devil”
    -Got infinite death
    Giorno...why not him instead?

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 3 роки тому +6

      @@RiptidePen it's a rhetorical question

    • @ackreikthecouncils.6449
      @ackreikthecouncils.6449 3 роки тому +31

      And he also burnt down his village

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 3 роки тому +3

      2000 years of beatdown is a fair fate for him

    • @edfaceeh7663
      @edfaceeh7663 3 роки тому +25

      And buried his own mother under his floor and killed his daughter for some magic metal and wood

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 3 роки тому +13

      @@edfaceeh7663 Worse. His first murder attempt wasn't for the Arrow. He wanted anonymity, and feared Trish would compromise that.

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 3 роки тому +4776

    Imagine the guy who attempted to kill his own daughter finds you disgusting

    • @WHOTOOKMARSHFROMME
      @WHOTOOKMARSHFROMME 3 роки тому +968

      Imagine the guy who has no problem selling drugs to kids finds you disgusting

    • @CadeDubsOG
      @CadeDubsOG 3 роки тому +897

      Imagine the guy whose name literally means "the Devil" finds you disgusting

    • @darkthunder301
      @darkthunder301 3 роки тому +549

      Imagine the man who burned down his home village finds you disgusting

    • @theeskimogenie
      @theeskimogenie 3 роки тому +695

      Imagine the guy who took his own mother out of prison, stitched her mouth shut, and sealed her still alive under his floor finds you disgusting

    • @creamtastic2314
      @creamtastic2314 3 роки тому +489

      Imagine the guy who had probably ruined millions of people's live and was the reason why DIO and all the other Jojo's having stands calling you disgusting

  • @Graywyck
    @Graywyck 3 роки тому +1100

    During Cioccolata's introduction, it's explained that he is obsessed with death, because it makes him feel like he is above other people.
    So, his stand gets the ability that activates whenever he literally gets to be above others (when others get to a lower altitude).
    Plus, Green Day, the band, gets it's name from Marijuana.
    And when you smoke marijuana you "get high"

    • @elduquedelaburrimiento6092
      @elduquedelaburrimiento6092 3 роки тому +72

      This coment is above other explications

    • @martaolim3715
      @martaolim3715 3 роки тому +59

      And doctors when operating need to have they're hands above the waist, for them to not be unsanitized

    • @Graywyck
      @Graywyck 3 роки тому +14

      @@martaolim3715 I don't know much about medicine, so it seems like a bit of a stretch

    • @thisKisbranded
      @thisKisbranded 3 роки тому +2

      Beautiful

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 3 роки тому +8

      @@Graywyck no, it’s true. There are so many levels, half of which are definitely unintended.

  • @solidskullz5736
    @solidskullz5736 3 роки тому +3310

    Ciocolatta is arguably more evil than diavolo. Diavolo mostly did what he had to but ciocolatta even at a younger age was horrid enough to coax old people into suicide and killing innocents with Green Day without a second thought. I can’t think of anyone better to receive the 7 page muda

    • @Vanilaroses
      @Vanilaroses 3 роки тому +33

      Yes

    • @alias6676
      @alias6676 3 роки тому +268

      How about him reciving infinite death loop instead?

    • @Vanilaroses
      @Vanilaroses 3 роки тому +173

      @@alias6676 dude that would actually make sense

    • @user-hx7rb7up3g
      @user-hx7rb7up3g 3 роки тому +48

      Did he have to bury his mother alive?

    • @thefinalcrusader4250
      @thefinalcrusader4250 3 роки тому +121

      @@user-hx7rb7up3g did he have to operate without anesthetic

  • @JayKaze
    @JayKaze 3 роки тому +853

    Giorno genuinely hated Cioccolata so bad he even threw in a "wryyyyyyy" during the beat down. I don't think he's ever done that to anyone else.

    • @aylmaoxdxddd5687
      @aylmaoxdxddd5687 3 роки тому +116

      He did it when fighting Ghiaccio too, in the car I think.
      Ghiaccio was about to break Mista’s arm but Giorno’s Golden Experience hit him with an attack rush hence the “wryyyyyy”.

    • @JayKaze
      @JayKaze 3 роки тому +35

      Ahhh okay, I forgot about that part of the fight with Ghiacco!

    • @TheRatKing543
      @TheRatKing543 3 роки тому +16

      Dude imagine if he had requiem then

    • @ajminadhimi8985
      @ajminadhimi8985 3 роки тому +13

      @@TheRatKing543 requiem is a power given to a person who is in need of a certain power in a situation when Polnareff's body was in a serious condition He got SCR with the ability to switch souls the purpose of SCR was to find a better body for him but it became berserk and giorno needed a power to stop the time skip and he got the power of resetting the attack to the 0 point

    • @thehighground2014
      @thehighground2014 3 роки тому +11

      @@aylmaoxdxddd5687 so basically Giorno wrrys to anyone who hurts his boyfriend XD

  • @TheAutistWhisperer
    @TheAutistWhisperer 3 роки тому +2147

    For a minor villain he made a big impression.

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 3 роки тому +2

      @Illuso HIIIIISSSSSSS

    • @mikealangeloy
      @mikealangeloy 3 роки тому +42

      I think that was the case for most of the villains in Vento Aureo, from Risotto upwards.

    • @TheAutistWhisperer
      @TheAutistWhisperer 3 роки тому +1

      @@mikealangeloy Very true.

    • @greenman784
      @greenman784 3 роки тому +16

      I would be GLAD if he was the major antagonist
      Diavolo doesn't stand a chance against his evil and tainted soul

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 3 роки тому +13

      Dude he's no minor villain he even got his own backstory.

  • @spaserico2746
    @spaserico2746 3 роки тому +438

    FUN fact: "Rifiuti Generici" or burnable trash, in Italy is also called "Secco"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +948

    Fighting Giorno: *Fighting Gold*
    Fighting Cioccolata: *Fighting Mold*

  • @djgardawubz1278
    @djgardawubz1278 3 роки тому +987

    as much as a bastard as he is, i love him as an antagonist. plus the amount of research that mustve went into his ability and how he uses it mustve been exhaustingly worth it. also i learned about swango a few times so it was exciting to see the comparisons

    • @fugit1vegaming397
      @fugit1vegaming397 3 роки тому +3

      I feel as though he was better than Diavolo in most cases

    • @DMDarren
      @DMDarren 3 роки тому +1

      He’s love to hate, emphasis on hate

    • @jojocujoh
      @jojocujoh 7 місяців тому

      i love him hes so nfbhhfghhh + i love his stand bc i love green day 😻

  • @philipludvigsen76
    @philipludvigsen76 3 роки тому +371

    You say the whole reason Secco isn't affected by the mold is because he wears his stand, but Cioccolata expresses curiosity on whether the mold would grow on Notorious B.I.G., suggesting that he wasn't actually aware of the stand immunity factor. I'd like to think he once tried killing Secco with the mold, saw he was somehow immune, and only then decided to work with him, neither one of them realizing how Cioccolata's stand affects other stands. That's my headcanon anyway.

    • @anafu-sankanashi8933
      @anafu-sankanashi8933 3 роки тому +21

      Wasn't secco the one who wondered whether b.i.g would be affected?

    • @philipludvigsen76
      @philipludvigsen76 3 роки тому +55

      @@anafu-sankanashi8933 Yea Secco is the one who brought it up, but Cioccolata admits he hasn't the faintest idea

    • @anafu-sankanashi8933
      @anafu-sankanashi8933 3 роки тому +9

      @@philipludvigsen76 which JoJo Minor villain is your favorite?
      Mine is (part 7 spoiler for stand name and character)
      Axl Ro and his stand Civil War.

    • @philipludvigsen76
      @philipludvigsen76 3 роки тому +16

      @@anafu-sankanashi8933 My favorite is another one from part 7, I really love Blackmore. His stand, his aesthetic, it speaks to me

    • @anafu-sankanashi8933
      @anafu-sankanashi8933 3 роки тому +8

      @@philipludvigsen76 really makes you wish he had more than 30 pages too himself.................

  • @WestonEvans
    @WestonEvans 3 роки тому +529

    Bossu to Chocolata- “How’s your stand these days?”
    Please don’t worry sir. The whole thing is on the up and up. (holds back laughter)
    Bossu under breath- “You creepy little mother...”

  • @atijohn8135
    @atijohn8135 3 роки тому +824

    This guy lived in a society before it was cool

    • @vovabars1234
      @vovabars1234 3 роки тому +56

      Surgeons rise up

    • @michaeljones8495
      @michaeljones8495 3 роки тому +31

      Eh, the various jokers lash out against society because it hurt them. Chocolate just killed the innocent.

  • @haiacim9687
    @haiacim9687 3 роки тому +672

    I'd actually like to see Purple Haze vs. Green Day. Wonder how that would go.

    • @sirsmellybottom7480
      @sirsmellybottom7480 3 роки тому +151

      I would imagine Purple Haze would win because its a lot more aggressive and combat oriented

    • @AlmiGaslighter
      @AlmiGaslighter 3 роки тому +97

      Sir Smellybottom Imagine Purple Haze’s virus and Green Day’s molds combined into one single attack

    • @jaspertyler4557
      @jaspertyler4557 3 роки тому +137

      The thing is, Green Day has similar abilities to Purple Haze with increased range and control at the cost of being harder to activate. Green Day requires its target to move lower, while Purple Haze just has to infect them. So if it was a 1 v 1, Fugo would win by just having Purple Haze break a capsule on Cioccolata. The only way Cioccolata would win is by tricking Fugo to move lower down, which probably wouldn't work since Fugo is a genius.

    • @jpphilosopher
      @jpphilosopher 3 роки тому +5

      That should of happened. Unfortunately due to Araki’s poor writing skills and lack of creativity he wrote fugo out of the story instead of giving him the much needed actual fight he deserved.

    • @jpphilosopher
      @jpphilosopher 3 роки тому +1

      Sam o I know why he did it.

  • @justanotherbrickinthemachi6598
    @justanotherbrickinthemachi6598 3 роки тому +315

    I always thought Ciocolatta had that name because dark chocolate, which could be called a more pure form of chocolate due to having more cocoa concentration and being less diluted with other ingredients, is actually very bitter, and you have to put milk and sugar so it actually tastes sweet.
    This could reflect how Ciocolatta hid his true nature as a doctor so he could do all those terrible things to his patients. And also his relationship with Secco, the one person which Ciocolatta likes , is associated with sugar.

  • @LadyLime21
    @LadyLime21 3 роки тому +99

    "So far, no beatdown has surpassed Cioccolata's in JoJo"
    Diavolo's 9344128 death: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @rhyme3847
      @rhyme3847 2 роки тому

      yeah i mean he got the 11 page beatdown

  • @harunoshiobana2880
    @harunoshiobana2880 3 роки тому +487

    cioccolata legit said "aye bro can you spare me even though i literally committed multiple violent crimes that would literally get me the death penalty"

    • @iosifstalin2501
      @iosifstalin2501 3 роки тому +67

      Even if the death penalty was banned in the 90s in Italy they would still give it to him because of his atrocious crimes

    • @justanotherbrickinthemachi6598
      @justanotherbrickinthemachi6598 3 роки тому +48

      Hey, tbf Giorno was the one that offered mercy to him.
      Also good luck trying to prove to a court of people without stands that this guy with no biological weapons on a helicopter killed a city with mold.

    • @WestonEvans
      @WestonEvans 3 роки тому +46

      The best part was when Giorno was like “sure bro” while his dealies were growing inside his brain and then he was like “jk lol get fukt muda”

    • @MatheusSantos-xp5lb
      @MatheusSantos-xp5lb 3 роки тому +41

      Giorno:No
      Ciocollata, the same man who was responsible for the death of milions for the course of his entire life:OH MY GOD, YOU MONSTER, YOU'RE SO MEAN, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME AGAGAGGSGSVSB

    • @harunoshiobana2880
      @harunoshiobana2880 3 роки тому +11

      @@MatheusSantos-xp5lb millions is an overstatement but still doe

  • @eggyolk6735
    @eggyolk6735 3 роки тому +120

    Cioccolata was my favorite minor villain, and the Green day and Oasis arc is one of my favorite arcs in part 5(Second to grateful death and beach boy arc).
    Sometimes you want a morally grey, well fledged villian with a justified backstory, and sometimes you want disney villains on drugs!

    • @eggyolk6735
      @eggyolk6735 3 роки тому +4

      ​ @Tornike Tvalchrelidze Yeah, I know. Jojo does not have a shortage of great minor villains and morally grey characters! But there's just a different type of fun watching maniacal, pure evil villains do evil shit and then get beaten up. That's why I like jojo, you have both interesting food for thought and Bizarre "Don't think about it" moments.

  • @NeepNeepPohn
    @NeepNeepPohn 2 роки тому +17

    The jester look makes sense when you look at Passione as a castle. The whole "Court of the Crimson King" idea

  • @OGrupxe
    @OGrupxe 3 роки тому +161

    "Basket Case is a term used for something useless"
    Oh yeah, Giorno knows.

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 3 роки тому +22

      I love it when Giorno gives that final *"MUDA"*

  • @GreycatRademenes
    @GreycatRademenes 3 роки тому +136

    Me and my friends refer to it a *8-Animator Muda* since it was revealed that this sequence in the anime took 8 animators by its own to complete, so I consider it yet another upgrade.

  • @animefan77
    @animefan77 3 роки тому +1251

    Make no mistake, DIO was evil from birth, but it was made worse due to suffering an abusive father that overworked his mother and disrespected her memory- leading to his murder, which while in the service of ambition, DIO was very traumatized by the experience that caused the insecurities of his being that drove his actions when not spiced with sadism. His crimes being heinous, but they had a valid reason for being so.
    Cioccolata on the other hand, apparently had a normal childhood and didn’t endure nearly what DIO did....yet he did those horrific things unprompted by trauma, motivated by pure curiosity of the most morbid taste. Cioccolata managed to out-evil the biggest source of evil in the series.

    • @diegobrando3409
      @diegobrando3409 3 роки тому +142

      Replace Dario with Dio's mother, we'd most likely end up with a rough around the edges kid that would probably pick fights with Jonathan once he's adopted but would ultimately come around and consider him a brother. We could spin the story that his mother ended up leaving Dario and one thing lead to another and George Joestar remarries to Dio mother giving Jonathan a sort of surrogate mother he never had, and George the surrogate father Dio never had. Dio could even have been his wingman and get him dates with Erina.

    • @thegunnitgamer5716
      @thegunnitgamer5716 3 роки тому +91

      @@diegobrando3409 Just a thought on how terrifying that would be, assuming the Jostar line continues roughly the same, you get Star Platinum and The World ON THE SAME TEAM. This also means Dio could, in this potential timeline, train Jotaro on how to best use his stand, given Star Platinum and The World are effectively the same stand, outside of Star Plat's better stats. This also means Jotaro could teach Dio Star Finger and Star SUCC... OP as FUCK

    • @HyperFlame64V1
      @HyperFlame64V1 3 роки тому +15

      How the fuck was that Possible?? Ironic, the Son of GOD Struck him down in a Fury of 100 DIOs

    • @aerospacex3239
      @aerospacex3239 3 роки тому +33

      @@diegobrando3409 But if that happened then the only part that would come after that would be battle tendency because good dio wouldn't be in part 3 and 6 because those problems would be solved already.

    • @mandalorianhunter1
      @mandalorianhunter1 3 роки тому +8

      @@aerospacex3239 yeah, the only sure thing would probably be d
      Diavalo, getting the stand arrows and creating passione.
      Not sure if the Joestars would stands. Also no Giorno, Josuke, maybe Jotaro or Joylne.

  • @hotpants_russia_z
    @hotpants_russia_z 3 роки тому +180

    Can't wait for "building a bastards vanilla ice/angelo" or "it just works 『kiss』/ beauty of Ermes Costello"

    • @CodeMan-tj3rt
      @CodeMan-tj3rt 3 роки тому +16

      nah V.A wasn't that much of an asshole compared to Ciccolatta, Steely Dan or Angelo. Sure he killed iggy and avdol but he did that because Iggy disrespected DIO and Avdol was part of the gang.

    • @hotpants_russia_z
      @hotpants_russia_z 3 роки тому +8

      @@CodeMan-tj3rt I just want to find out the meaning under his musical references. Cream rock band or cream prince song?

    • @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482
      @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 3 роки тому +3

      Hot Pants Cream Rock band, hell “White Room” fits the fight arcs theme perfectly

    • @SkyknightMu
      @SkyknightMu 3 роки тому +1

      On the BaB side, I'm anticipating Alessi or Terence (or, since he's started P4 analyses, Adachi). Or, depending on how long the Wonder of U arc lasts, Touru.

    • @theunicornwar7589
      @theunicornwar7589 3 роки тому

      @@stairwaytoheaven8 so Johnny wants to spin? Trish wants things to be soft? Iggy wants sand?

  • @Vox_Rhododendron
    @Vox_Rhododendron 3 роки тому +149

    Ok so,
    I feel like there’s a few more connections to Green Day as a band. Notably songs like “Walking Contradiction” on the Insomniac album, which is a song about an abusive authority figure reveling in being a living contradiction and knowing nobody can do anything about it. Cioccolata is absolutely someone who revels in being a sadist and inflicting pain on others but as soon as the tables are turned on him, he freaks out. (See: his interaction with Giorno before being pummeled.) Also lines like “So deep you can’t run away” and “hit and run and then I hit you again” sum up his fighting style pretty well. Then there’s “Welcome to Paradise,” on the Dookie album. The meaning could be twisted into growing to love the chaos and agony around you, but that might be a stretch. Awesome vid, I was kind of hoping this one would be made eventually.
    (Edit: spelling lmao)

    • @Vox_Rhododendron
      @Vox_Rhododendron 3 роки тому +3

      Also side note but we need a “The Beauty of Yotsuyu Yagiyama” vid. You can only delay him for so long.

    • @Graywyck
      @Graywyck 3 роки тому +15

      @@Vox_Rhododendron The song "She" from Dookie is about an abusive relationship and the lyrics to "Pulling Teeth" describe Secco,
      "For now I lie around
      Hell that's all I can really do
      She takes good care of me
      Just keep saying my love is true"
      Plus, Green Day had this infamous concert early in their career when they played on a stage filled with mud, and Billie Joe Armstrong put mud in his mouth and spat it out at the public.
      Just like what Secco did to Buccellati

    • @Lavender_Fox
      @Lavender_Fox 2 роки тому

      also risotto directly calls doppio a "walking contradiction"

  • @mandalorianhunter1
    @mandalorianhunter1 3 роки тому +90

    Today I just found out Green Day has been around for 40 years. WTF?

  • @truffledust9478
    @truffledust9478 2 роки тому +15

    2:40 Another thing to note, his hair also looks like the spike proteins (aka peplomer protiens) seen on spike viruses. This not only plays into the irony of Cioccolata being a doctor, but it’s interesting to note that some spike viruses (like influenza or covid); like green day’s mold spores, are airborne.
    (On a much simpler note, his hair also looks like mold spores which connects him to his stand for obvious reasons).

  • @krism.6598
    @krism.6598 3 роки тому +37

    Here he is, the man with no humanizing elements. None of the camaraderie of La Squadra, the love between Squalo and Tiziano, or even the odd relationship Diavolo has with Doppio. He keeps Secco more as a pet or slave than a partner and as soon as he’s dead Secco immediately repudiates any notion that there was any genuine friendship. A sadist who manages to make Kira’s paraphilia from the part before seem downright wholesome. On the whole Chioccolata seems less like a person and more like a sane man’s personification of pure thoughtless evil would be like. So essentially, he’s a human equivalent to the Dark Eldar from 40k, except even the Dark Eldar have the excuse of needing to torture and kill people to survive.

  • @Tono22957
    @Tono22957 3 роки тому +890

    I think his ability is based on the fact that during a surgery doctors cant lower their hands cause it makes them unsanitized so they have to be always with their hands above the waist level

    • @WestonEvans
      @WestonEvans 3 роки тому +137

      I’ve always wondered why they glove up in that same elbows down arms raised manner

    • @justsogusto4979
      @justsogusto4979 3 роки тому +128

      Araki's a fucking genius tbh

    • @dripdemon3401
      @dripdemon3401 3 роки тому +8

      Love you

    • @u-thix2436
      @u-thix2436 3 роки тому +8

      @@dripdemon3401 I love him too

    • @Elisandro2cool
      @Elisandro2cool 3 роки тому +9

      Oh! I had no idea! Insightful!

  • @who101lol
    @who101lol 3 роки тому +210

    "I'll give u five suger cubes" he never did I cry every time
    Changing it back because of one person
    After 10 months i will change it back

    • @desko2041
      @desko2041 3 роки тому +26

      Auger cubes bro? You got AUGER cubes my man?! Gimme some!

    • @thefinalcrusader4250
      @thefinalcrusader4250 3 роки тому +28

      @@desko2041 Ayy this guy got auger cubes can I have some

    • @desko2041
      @desko2041 3 роки тому +10

      The Final Crusader Sure man i got some

    • @ivorreal
      @ivorreal 3 роки тому +15

      @@desko2041 bro allow me to have an auger cubes please 🙏

    • @BeanieGoth
      @BeanieGoth 3 роки тому +13

      YUHHHH THIS MAN GOT A U G E R C U B E S

  • @mandalorianhunter1
    @mandalorianhunter1 3 роки тому +531

    Was waiting for this one.
    So glad Giorno whooped his ass. Giorno is the cure

  • @pedrovidal5402
    @pedrovidal5402 3 роки тому +138

    This guy:
    "Ciocolata directly references multiple Green Day albuns and his stand's power perfectly reflects his personality, name and the band in which he is based on"
    Araki:
    Haha mold is green lol

    • @roadblock8095
      @roadblock8095 3 роки тому +6

      this, he looks way too fucking hard to find meaning in the references when it just isnt there.

    • @vinegardoppio8816
      @vinegardoppio8816 3 роки тому +15

      @@roadblock8095 yes but no

    • @elbruh3778
      @elbruh3778 3 роки тому +3

      @@roadblock8095 I don't really get your way of thinking.

    • @callumbreton8930
      @callumbreton8930 Рік тому

      6:44. Did you not listen, at all?

  • @seangreen5876
    @seangreen5876 3 роки тому +28

    Part 5 had some of the greatest antagonists

  • @synkieagda7620
    @synkieagda7620 3 роки тому +27

    "Ciocolatta is a minor villain..."
    Wow I forget *that*

    • @KomotoRaynar
      @KomotoRaynar 3 роки тому +4

      Easy to forget since Green Day and Oasis are the last Stands fought before shit goes down in the Coliseum.
      I'm trying to decide if this worth a Hail Caesar joke, but I'll let it go.

    • @synkieagda7620
      @synkieagda7620 3 роки тому

      @@KomotoRaynar please don't.

    • @malcolmlloydandrileyproduc6451
      @malcolmlloydandrileyproduc6451 2 роки тому +3

      Nearly everyone dies!

  • @animefan77
    @animefan77 3 роки тому +58

    10:54- Though in turn, makes Secco even more ungrateful and ironically worse for insulting the man who had treated him fairly when no one else would (even though it was a weird S&M pet/master relationship). Making Secco look like trash as well who discards his loyalties and decisions at a drop of a hat.

  • @Nagram_
    @Nagram_ 3 роки тому +78

    YES!!! I knew you would sooner or later do a bastard on Cioccolata, the guy even makes Diavolo feel disgusted. When the guy who wants to kill his own daughter so no one can interrupt him when playing Minecraft thinks you are a heinous human being... you know you are a bastard.
    He is one of THE BEST villains in JoJo history, who never overstayed his welcome, the perfect amount of time for a memorable character.

  • @ZealOnWheels704
    @ZealOnWheels704 3 роки тому +17

    hey i know PHF isn't really canon, but coming from someone who beat someone for 7 pages, using his stand to extend that beatdown for what might have been literal years in Ciocolatta's mind, the statement that purple haze's virus gives people the most painful death imaginable is so fucking terrifying

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 3 роки тому +17

    I actually wish it was Cioccolata that was given the infinite deaths rather than Diavolo

    • @WestonEvans
      @WestonEvans 3 роки тому +1

      Tbf being crushed in the back of garbage truck is probably the worst death of all infinite deaths

  • @browut644
    @browut644 3 роки тому +16

    It's funny how I just finished rewatching the fight as soon as this was uploaded

  • @jonathanyu9076
    @jonathanyu9076 Рік тому +6

    5:09 can we just talk about how secco is packing an entire bakery?

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 3 роки тому +9

    Cioccolata was actually really lucky the one member of Bruno’s crew he took down early on was Narancia. Aerosmith’s rapid fire projectile attacks, explosives, and radar, all from long range seems like it would hard counter Green Day.

    • @maxwell4508
      @maxwell4508 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah. Narancia just needs to stand around occasionally moving to keep the helicopter in range and just blast down the helicopter.

  • @sweranero9976
    @sweranero9976 3 роки тому +19

    I think you're reaching with the basketcase = useless definition. Diavolo didn't hate to use him because he was useless/ineffective, it was the opposite. Diavolo uses him as a nuke. A last resort that will absolutely 100% get the job done and then some, while also causing a ridiculous amount of collateral damage. Diavolo trusts him to kill anybody he needs killed, he doesn't approve of his methods and doesn't trust him to stop at just eliminating the target.

    • @spacecadetkaito
      @spacecadetkaito 3 роки тому +4

      I always thought a basket case referred to an unstable person, not a useless person

    • @sweranero9976
      @sweranero9976 3 роки тому +2

      @@spacecadetkaito This is correct.

  • @ecchicharmed
    @ecchicharmed 3 роки тому +104

    Cioccolata is legit one of my fave characters in JoJo. The way he uses his Stand, his funny but slightly off putting dynamic with Secco, his brutuality; you love/hate to see it.
    Also, I assumed his name and Stand had some correlation with germination, which involves mold, which you can on milk and...milk goes into chocolate sometimes. I dunno, I didn't exactly think that connection through. >m>

  • @ZornA.Mations
    @ZornA.Mations 3 роки тому +16

    In part 5 ( the anime at least) you have:
    Fighting gold
    Fighting old
    Fighting cold
    and the worst of all
    Fighting mold

  • @xmoore5659
    @xmoore5659 3 роки тому +4

    Something I think you should have mentioned about Doc Choc's Name. The first step to making chocolate is fermenting cacao beans, exposing it to spores, bacteria, yeasts, and acids to stop germination and change the internal flavor from the natural bitterness to a sweetener taste. The other thing is that the most popular form of chocolate is in the form of bars, which can usually be segmented into smaller pieces for sharing and making it last longer, similar to how Cioccolata segmented his body to last longer against Giorno.

  • @critica77y77
    @critica77y77 3 роки тому +83

    The most evil bastard in the series except maybe Angelo.

    • @HyperFlame64V1
      @HyperFlame64V1 3 роки тому +22

      No, this guy was worse. Waaaay worse

    • @RatBoyDunce
      @RatBoyDunce 3 роки тому +25

      Yo Angelo 🗿

    • @pinguoindubg3607
      @pinguoindubg3607 3 роки тому +11

      Uh ?.... YO angelo !🖐🗿

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 3 роки тому +13

      Cioccolata and Angelo are the 2 most evil people in Jojo's not even any off the pillar men, Dio are as evil as them anyone else is child's play to the two of them

    • @critica77y77
      @critica77y77 3 роки тому +14

      @@carlwebber4094 The top 10 most evil people in JoJo:
      10: Yoshikage Kira
      9: Tamaki Damo
      8: Alessi
      7: Dio Brando
      6: Diavolo
      5: Secco
      4: Terence D'Arby
      3: J. Geil
      2: Angelo
      1: Cioccolata

  • @tdpuuhailee8222
    @tdpuuhailee8222 2 роки тому +6

    Cioccolata's stand Green Day localization name should be Green Dawn and not Green Tea

  • @telthio4003
    @telthio4003 3 роки тому +88

    "No beatdown has surpassed Chiocolata's in Jojo"
    Until the Joshu vs. Toruu beatdown happens

    • @destroyr7439
      @destroyr7439 3 роки тому +6

      a jobin or toruu beatdown would be amazing

    • @dewo277e9
      @dewo277e9 3 роки тому +18

      @@destroyr7439
      no, it has to be joshu and toru, that would close its development arc with a flourish and show all the development and maturation that has happened to it.
      Furthermore, Joshu and Toru are basically polar opposites.
      jobin has to either face gappy or his mother.

    • @Casteformn
      @Casteformn 3 роки тому +12

      @@dewo277e9 Furthermore, we would call such beatdown "The x pages Nut"

    • @adisgustingdegenerate8311
      @adisgustingdegenerate8311 3 роки тому

      Joshuphobes are gonna cry when it happens

    • @NepetasShippingWall1642
      @NepetasShippingWall1642 3 роки тому

      Gabe Z. it's not as iconic though

  • @terrortaste6389
    @terrortaste6389 3 роки тому +8

    I always thought Araki named Cioccolata ironically not just as "chocolate is sweet and he isn't" but because chocolate doesn't really rot or get moldy.

  • @death1392
    @death1392 3 роки тому +34

    What if the pillarmen and rock humans are somehow related

    • @death1392
      @death1392 3 роки тому

      I understand that but as we know they have several different things from the past universe in a differsnt form in the new universe

    • @death1392
      @death1392 3 роки тому +4

      Just as we have the spin. So what if the rock humans are an alternate version of he pillar men

    • @death1392
      @death1392 3 роки тому

      @Quesel Slatches no problem plus its just a thought you know cause its jojo anything can be possible

    • @death1392
      @death1392 3 роки тому

      Yeah you do have a point but you have to be honest it would be an interesting concept

    • @death1392
      @death1392 3 роки тому

      Exactly lets go to araki and force him to make that a reality in part 9 XD

  • @DrSnegg
    @DrSnegg 3 роки тому +106

    Ciocolatta means chocolate
    Green day has an album named dookie
    Both of which are brown

    • @ineedabetterpfp2485
      @ineedabetterpfp2485 3 роки тому +1

      Can you make it now?

    • @DrSnegg
      @DrSnegg 3 роки тому

      @@ineedabetterpfp2485 the only joke here is how no one realized what cioccolata did during his tenure as a doctor

    • @Lucien_M
      @Lucien_M 3 роки тому +2

      Guys can we seven page muda this comment?

    • @DrSnegg
      @DrSnegg 3 роки тому +1

      @@Lucien_M please do

    • @WestonEvans
      @WestonEvans 3 роки тому +1

      I love Maybe for bringing this to my attention. I would’ve never made that connection on my own

  • @shiningjoot6369
    @shiningjoot6369 3 роки тому +14

    The only reason i got a little sad when he died was because of how much secco liked the sugar cubes

  • @r.nova1017
    @r.nova1017 3 роки тому +4

    I've been waiting to see this for so long :D! Ciocolatta is one of my favorite characters from Part 5 for how evil this mojo was.

  • @mengo329
    @mengo329 3 роки тому +14

    Now I wonder.
    Does the life energy from a life shot stack?
    Like does time get slower and slower with each punch?
    If so, factor in how slow things got for bruno from one punch, let alone seven pages of them

    • @mengo329
      @mengo329 3 роки тому +5

      I also find it ironic how the doctor of the protagonist group ends up killing a doctor that does anything but heal

  • @huuuuuuh2057
    @huuuuuuh2057 3 роки тому +12

    The thing I like about JoJo is that Araki takes the kind of characters who would have been made attractive and given a tragic past to excuse their actions in any other anime and rightfully frames them as the pieces of shit they really are.

  • @regularshowman3208
    @regularshowman3208 3 роки тому +25

    I don’t actually think Secco was genuinely mad at Cioccolata. To me it read more as him filtering feelings of grief through anger as a coping mechanism. The two actually seemed to have a real bond.

    • @the-postal-dude
      @the-postal-dude 8 місяців тому

      THIS, he wouldn't have reacted in such an excited way to the voicemail if he actually hated him.

  • @thioyapnio7668
    @thioyapnio7668 3 роки тому +47

    Recommended for Building a Bastard :
    Tarkus
    J Geil
    Alessi
    Anjuro Katagiri
    Enigma Boys
    Diavolo
    Sport Maxx
    Donatello Versace
    Boom Boom Family
    Tamaki Damo

    • @exterminator1044
      @exterminator1044 3 роки тому +1

      🙋angelo

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 3 роки тому

      He has covered Tamaki Damo tho
      As a replacement, i vote for Poor Tom instead

    • @thioyapnio7668
      @thioyapnio7668 3 роки тому +1

      or maybe
      Rubber Soul
      Secco
      Ojiro Sasame

    • @tomatoisepic
      @tomatoisepic 3 роки тому +1

      Ah Enigma Boy is actually named Terunosuke Miyamoto

    • @thioyapnio7668
      @thioyapnio7668 3 роки тому

      @@tomatoisepic And i know that it just works on enigma was already made by Meti, but that doesn't change a fact that he was a scumbag who kidnap Josuke Mother, Koichi and Yuya for his own Sadistic Pleasure of Fear Fetish. Terunosuke even look like White Hair Tan Steely Dan

  • @emanuelstornello8009
    @emanuelstornello8009 3 роки тому +6

    Also cioccolato w e a r s A *T H O N G*

  • @Infected-Candies
    @Infected-Candies 3 роки тому +2

    diavolo certainly picked some good people to keep his identity on a lockdown, though I wont lie the illustration you used of Cioccolata for the thumbnail was beautiful

  • @solarsky7017
    @solarsky7017 3 роки тому +20

    My favorite character in jojo's and my favorite character in general even considering all anime i watched

    • @male6089
      @male6089 3 роки тому +4

      Jesus why

    • @higashikyle
      @higashikyle 3 роки тому +4

      man i love joshu from jojolion

  • @thedangboi7198
    @thedangboi7198 3 роки тому +6

    I like to think giorno's life shots were still in effect as cioccolata was being crushed

  • @Matasuh
    @Matasuh 3 роки тому +4

    5:11 secco looking kinda thicc doe ngl

  • @Shinigami_Ramen
    @Shinigami_Ramen 3 роки тому +70

    Cioccolata was a really good villain in my opinion

    • @Vanilaroses
      @Vanilaroses 3 роки тому +9

      His stand is op af

    • @WestonEvans
      @WestonEvans 3 роки тому +9

      Villains with no humanity are more of a force of nature at that point. Considering we were coming off the tail end of the BIG fight, the timing could e been better

    • @Shinigami_Ramen
      @Shinigami_Ramen 3 роки тому

      Jeylani Colon it was strong but I think seccos oasis is stronger

    • @skugo9542
      @skugo9542 3 роки тому

      死神SHINIGAMI
      He was a good villain, but still a terrible person

  • @dapperblueberries9779
    @dapperblueberries9779 3 роки тому +4

    Y’know someone is fucked up when the boss of the mafia, who burned his own town, wants to kill his daughter, and killed many people who opposed him, finds one of his own protectors as someone who is extremely vile and disgusting.

  • @thefanwithoutaface8105
    @thefanwithoutaface8105 3 роки тому +4

    My dad loves Green Day, wonder how he'd react to knowing one of his favorite bands inspired a monster made of mold.

  • @atlas4122
    @atlas4122 3 роки тому +1

    I wanted to point out something. He is named after chocolate, which is usually seen as sweet and candy-like, but many dark chocolates are bitter and disgusting, showing the duality of Choccolata's attitude, being super sweet and nice to Secco, but bitter and vicious to Bruno's squad, as well as the rest of Rome.

  • @conmenn858
    @conmenn858 3 роки тому +27

    “Like Bruno’s corpse”
    -me who is like 5 episodes before this fight. - “w h a t”

    • @UrFavSangheili
      @UrFavSangheili 3 роки тому +6

      Don't watch videos with obvious spoilers if you don't want to be spoiled

    • @conmenn858
      @conmenn858 3 роки тому +1

      @@UrFavSangheili yes because a video about cioccolata was obviously gonna have a spoiler about Bruno I should’ve guessed

    • @UrFavSangheili
      @UrFavSangheili 3 роки тому

      @@conmenn858 You're the one who was watching videos fully exploring characters before finishing the part they're from. If you don't want to be spoiled don't watch videos talking about a characters role in the story when their arc hasn't even been completed at the time you're watching.
      I hope you've become more cautious with what videos you watch over the last 8 months and haven't spoiled yourself again.
      I mean really though, it's like watching part 2 to the pillar men, clicking on a video talking about Wamuu's role in the story and getting spoiled by what happened to Caesar.

    • @conmenn858
      @conmenn858 3 роки тому

      @@UrFavSangheili k.

    • @conmenn858
      @conmenn858 3 роки тому

      @@UrFavSangheili also you realize it was just a meme right, I already knew he died :/

  • @eh9618
    @eh9618 3 роки тому +30

    Ngl, we don't remember cioccolata for his actions, we remember him for his beatdown by giorno

    • @KnownAsReal
      @KnownAsReal 3 роки тому +6

      i remember him more for his actions

  • @nkyfong
    @nkyfong 3 роки тому +33

    Maybe you should do a character analysis on a character from Berserk. You seem like someone up for the job.

  • @Colefivenumbers
    @Colefivenumbers 3 роки тому +12

    A man so evil even the boss was like “That guy is fucked”

  • @jcplays5831
    @jcplays5831 2 роки тому +1

    Me and my friend literally use the joke “YOSH YOSH YOSH YOSH” with me being Ciccolata and my friend being Secco in that scene. It’s very funny

  • @seemoore9175
    @seemoore9175 3 роки тому +4

    cant wait for araki to make a whole manga volume of just a super long beatdown.

  • @PuertoRicanRattlesnake
    @PuertoRicanRattlesnake 3 роки тому +61

    Legitimately my favorite character in JoJo, yes I'm going to hell and I'll see you there

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 3 роки тому +2

    The dub naming is hilarious to me...
    Green Tea with CHOCOLATE?
    Is that good?

  • @ricebun4669
    @ricebun4669 3 роки тому +2

    I was wondering when you'd make this one! Cool vid :) I thought that the SFX in the anime sounded different than normal beatdowns, so I'm glad you brought those up

  • @ProxyMoron
    @ProxyMoron 3 роки тому +5

    oh hey buds! Sit down and let's watch this together! I have tea, coffee, soda, water, and juice! Sit wherever you'd like and come in whenever! Let's have a nice groupwatch session!

  • @athenabaer3185
    @athenabaer3185 3 роки тому +18

    green tea got rekt so hard, and I’m glad he did

  • @queem6023
    @queem6023 3 роки тому +2

    2020 would be if Cioccolata got the arrow. Green day requiem, cruelness, all of it.

  • @momotose9384
    @momotose9384 3 роки тому +1

    Finally started watching Shimoneta because of you saying it constantly and I love it lmao

  • @shrimpsnotfood4163
    @shrimpsnotfood4163 3 роки тому +3

    this guy shouldve been GER along with a mirror so he can see is suffering face for eternity

  • @PeacefulRises
    @PeacefulRises 3 роки тому +6

    Cioccolata: **gets beaten up for 7 pages, thrown off a building, crushed by a garbage truck, and eventually burned to death.**
    Me: no, not enough

    • @maxwell4508
      @maxwell4508 2 роки тому

      In the Manga the stitches holding his body together pop apart after the beatdown, causing him to get dismembered on the way into the truck.

  • @Gazing-09
    @Gazing-09 3 роки тому +1

    I really enjoy your vids depicting characters in dephts and even providing references and sources of inspiration behind said characters, or scene, or speech.

  • @user-gd7nu5qc6b
    @user-gd7nu5qc6b 3 роки тому +1

    Love how you just let the calm relax music and talk about a killer

  • @WestonEvans
    @WestonEvans 3 роки тому +4

    Just think, this would’ve been the purple haze fight had Araki not changed his mind halfway through writing.

  • @Chritin
    @Chritin 3 роки тому +46

    Not going to lie, I love cioccolata. He is a horrible person, but I just find his relationship with secco you be extremely adorable.

  • @alexanderkazantzis8019
    @alexanderkazantzis8019 3 роки тому +2

    I’ve been wait for this

  • @JH-lb6qf
    @JH-lb6qf 3 роки тому +2

    Who knew chocolate would be so bad for you?

  • @denkerbosu3551
    @denkerbosu3551 3 роки тому +18

    "Araki would top himself"
    Is his stand the bottom then?

  • @Mine0Taur
    @Mine0Taur 3 роки тому +6

    Cioccolatta's relatable, man. I too have an autistic brother and like to film shit. One of the best JoJo characters tbh.

  • @pooplord5147
    @pooplord5147 Рік тому +1

    I love green day as a stand and it in theory could get even more cruel, since it's shown green day lets the user use mold to puppet limbs they could fill someone with mold and begin puppeting them around

  • @kayden5495
    @kayden5495 2 роки тому +1

    0:31 "Hirohiko Araki would top himself yet again"

  • @danboom2307
    @danboom2307 3 роки тому +6

    I just going to say that system of a down would be more fitting

    • @puppygirlasuka
      @puppygirlasuka 3 роки тому +5

      The localization name would be Down syndrome

  • @magicfetus01
    @magicfetus01 3 роки тому +3

    I liked Cioccolata a lot more than Steely Dan for some reason.

  • @motto25
    @motto25 3 роки тому

    Its strange, I dont really consider myself that big a jojo fan but for some reason I enjoy every single one of your stand/character breakdown videos. Each one brightens my day when I see it pop up in my notifications. Thanks for still doing what you enjoy!

  • @TheEvoluttion1
    @TheEvoluttion1 3 роки тому +1

    i like his stand being melded to the ground because its like a sick irony that his stand cant ever leave the ground when he thinks hes above everyone

  • @cookiecrumbler2345
    @cookiecrumbler2345 3 роки тому +70

    But why is no one talking about how itally has a word for female chocolate

    • @TransDaveStrider
      @TransDaveStrider 3 роки тому +36

      its one of those languages that assigns a feminine or masculine gender to everything like spanish and french

    • @buckygree3619
      @buckygree3619 3 роки тому +22

      its not a word for female chocolate, its a way to say chocolate in a feminine way. A few other languages do things like that.

    • @LucaShutz
      @LucaShutz 3 роки тому +7

      Cioccolata can both mean chocolate or hot chocolate.

    • @thefluffyaj4119
      @thefluffyaj4119 3 роки тому +4

      yea, when I first went into latin it confused me as someone who only knew english at the time, but it's actually common for a lot of languages, including latin

    • @zacharypreval3186
      @zacharypreval3186 3 роки тому +2

      Many foreign words have feminine and masculine variants to them.

  • @whatapayne1789
    @whatapayne1789 3 роки тому +3

    I’m scared of people who Kin him now

    • @TransDaveStrider
      @TransDaveStrider 3 роки тому +5

      those kinnies cant even order their salad without olives and just end up picking them out and putting them on the side, you should be safe

  • @Welcometotheslam5424
    @Welcometotheslam5424 3 роки тому +2

    I wanna see a "Glory of Secco" vid now

  • @khal7723
    @khal7723 3 роки тому +2

    Wow, I didn’t realize how long Green Day had been out until realizing part 5 came out in 98’

    • @khal7723
      @khal7723 3 роки тому

      I didn’t hear of Green Day until boulevard of broken dreams