Screaming seal
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- Опубліковано 20 тра 2013
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Taco bell: *another satisfied customer*
Lmao I can't with this comment
Why doesnt this have more likes lmaaaooo 😂😂
My thoughts exactly 😂
That’s comedy gold right there! 😂
That's fuckin funny af dude
That was... Not what I expected.
Didn't expe- nah I expected you to be here
Well hello there Nixxiom. The YT algo has brought us together!
Who said you were allowed a break from making machinima?
I’ve seen this video before and I still didn’t expect that.
sounds like when i try and start my old 89 truck after its been sitting for a while
"Awww, what a cute animal!"
The cute animal :
Sounds like an engine, but still cute
Koala logic
Still cute
💨💨💨💨
He only opens his mouth every 10 years...
But when he does, he speaks words of wisdom
Didn’t you just copy thta from another video
let me ask you a questi-aAaAaAaAeEeeAEauehUHhUUeU!!!!
Person: "Oh, majeatic, all-knowing seal, I ask, what does the realm beyond our universe look like?"
Seal:
Person: "Fascinating"
Ah, yes. The wisdom filled sounds of a taco bell bathroom being destroyed.
And smells like fish
Human: Comes to close to seal
Seal: *Menacing Shitting*
*shits pants with malicious intent*
shits menacingly
*shits pants to assert dominance
Oh Hey Babe
*SHITS AGGRESSIVELY*
**shits aggressively**
Seals are great because you'd expect cute squeaky noises from them, and instead, their voice sounds like vomit.
ayayayayayayayay
Noche Tenebri elephant seals tho, other seals sound cute
😅😂😂😂
And asking for l’egg.
you meant ass vomit
This is actually even more amazing if you show it to someone with their eyes closed
This makes me want to do Name That Tune with animal noises.
But with all really weird ones like this and that screaming goat.
this what trying to scream during sleep paralysis feels like
You strain and poop? Lol
what I thought i was gonna hear : Godzilla
what I actually heard: Diarrhea
Best comment ever 😂😂😂😂
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i was expecting doggo noises 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Xd
It sounds like it wont start.
Flexagoon Navy submarine
Flexagoon 🤣🤣🤣that’s a good one
Congrats on your 400th like good sir/madam!
thats why its stuck on the shore dude
Did you put it in rice?
0:07 When I'm about to create a Level 4 Biohazard explosion on the toilet after eating Taco Bell
me when i tried to be as quiet as i can at public toilet
What we all expected: AAAAAAAAAAH
What we got: HHRRHGHLEHGREHEGLEHREH
Egg.
@@czajcarreviews4231 Ham.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH is Weddell seal male pups :)
@@aleksandarnikolic8177 steamed hams
👁️👄👁️
The cow says, "Moo!"
The dog says, "Bark Bark!"
The duck says, "Quack!"
The seal says, "Taco Bell Diarrhea."
That was really funny good one 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😊🤣🤣🤣
Nice one
Accurately depicted!
OMG I HAD THE EXACT SAME IDEA!!!
Hahahaha
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Comments are comedy gold. 🤣
lol
This is my new alarm tone
Seal be like: “Oh hey babe **shits aggressively** ”
Oh... hey human (eats taco bell)
Underrated comment
Thank you sigma male
@@Jess-s-hideout No
@@technoprotogen862 more like Mcdonalds
"Aww, it's a cute seal-"
*disgusting burping noises*
It's just like a baby.
Elephant seals aren't great when they make noise lol
Helps you realize that they can easily mess you up if you bother them.
@@jaybird259 they are seals, 1: They weigh at least twice as much as your fat ass, and 2 they have sharp teeth, and powerful jaws. In other words they have a couple ways of hurting you, even though they look very cute.
@@jaybird259 lol get ready for an army of seals buddy
Sounds like his mouth was literally cracking open.
Sounds like someone having a battle on the toilet
"Ah, yes...the wonderful beauty of Mother Nature."
*Nature:*
what do you mean, this is beautiful lol
Wym, this is beautiful
@@limb-o7180 poop sounds is beautiful for you lol
@@richard35791 a seal making poop sounds isn't beautiful to you?
@@limb-o7180 no, because i watch this after poop, understand?
Friend: "Go ask her out, it's really not that hard once you start talking!"
Me:
😂😂😂
Lmaooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
No, thats her response. You thought she would be a nice pretty girl, you got blinded by the looks, thats what she really is like.
Man it just sounded like diarrhea and wet farts lmao 🤣
It started out cute...then went to fright, shock and I can't stop thinking of those terrifying nostrils!
When your on the toilet but your trying really hard to be quiet.
This is me when I'm having diarrhea at school
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This is awesome
you're
@@Snookbone copied
Sounds like my bathroom after I eat taco bell
LMAO 😂😂😂😂
nice
After eating their locos Tacos
It works with homemade tacos as well
You sir should be a stand up comedian! 😂
When you burp like no one's watching
relatable
This is what we all look like and sound like when our Dentist talks to us during an examination.
I love how the man just walks up to the seal, sits down, and the seal immediately starts doing a voiceover of a man having explosive diarrhea
Oh my god that's exactly what this sounds like... 😳
I'm reading this comment while sitting on the toilet with diarrhea
Lol!
wait.. so that's not the seal?
@@atreonmaster2967 it is :D
Now imagine hearing these noises alone at night in an unfamiliar place...
Imagine if you lost your virginity....
no worry friend that is just me. I am going for a walk.
Well that'll make for a nice pee pee pants moment.
Just listened to this with my eyes closed and it was worse than I thought.
@@lovethyneighbor6886 Sees the guy who probably went down on his grandmother 👵
She's trying to inhale all the air in the world
Always cracks me up how they can open and close their nostrils like that 🤣🦭🤍
What i expected: “AAAAAAAAAAAA egg pllbbbbt”
What i got: SealPog featuring explosive ass blasting.
"This is going to be an ass blasting bitcheloid!"
@@tyshco2969 haha mark reference
same tbh
wtf is egg pllbbbbbbtt 😭😭😭😭
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It was different from the sound I had imagined.
Thank you.
Seals don't actually make this sound when they're screaming this is probably a defense mechanism sound they make the sound you guys think of is the exact sound they make the raaggnyrr noise
@@SB992REBORN As i know, that's actually a sea elephant, those animals do like that when they're adult, probably the one from the video its a male teenager sea elephant
hahaha
Sounds like a PRR GG1 startup
I think the one with the recorded on screaming sound is more satysfying..
I had a sickness bug and this is the closest thing to the sound coming out both ends I’ve heard since then. 🤒
That's completely different than I had expected! 🤣
When you say "sure, I can hit that high note".
LOL
Underrated comment
@@RealistGunner Man, stfu.
This is funny.
@@RealistGunner You're sending a text message to someone you claim to be illiterate?...
You're lucky being stupid isn't painful...
"Its not that spicy"
Me the next day:
Xd
lmao 😂 XD
@@ismaelnbx3439 XD
Shit coming out like lava
You're not educated
I just randomly send this video to people and I get the best reactions😂
I have no idea what they tried to say, but surely it was a deep, highly philosophical idea.
Trying to dislodge that stuck popcorn kernel from the roof of your mouth be like:
Lmao this comment 🤣
Dude 😅😅😅...
*_UAGGH, UAGH AEAEAEAEAEAE_*
😂
Ikrrr
Best comment of the week xD
I'm both delighted and disgusted to know how it produces that sound.
You mean that you make this noise?
😁
Lol
🤣🤣
Seals are nature's fart noise machines.
Sea lions make the squeaky scream, seals make a more guttural scream.
The width of his nostrils kinda surprised me
With that kind of sound, I think it's an Elephant Seal
Such an inspiring sound
😂😂😂😂
*SHITS PANTS* I know so inspirational
Can’t believe those things killed Osama Bin Laden
@@mankind8807
Ay yo do you have to bring these stuff out ik you are joking but yo ....
Yeah, sorry.
Where did you place the mic?
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Definietly in wrong place
You don’t need to know
In the taco bell toilet
When all you have is a rectal microphone
He doesn't screaming, just a burp
That’s a sound you’d hear in a TacoBell bathroom stall, NOT in the great outdoors 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
i swear Seth Rogen laughs like that
OMFG YES hahahaha
LMAO IT CANT BE MORE ACCURATE xD
The seal is smarter
Savage.
Me: expecting a scream
Seal: gagging + bus door opening sounds
Sincerely underrated comment!! 🤣
@@nessamillikan6247 agreed!!! 🤣
Lmao
Don’t forget the sharting noises too
0:12
I enjoy when youtube gives me a random video from over a decade ago that ends up being a masterpiece
I was lowering down the volume expecting a roar lol
Well spoken
RudeStag yea I think he made a valid argument
best comment ever ^^
@@someguyonyoutube4387 wow a person
👍🏻👍🏻
@@caveboi221 thanks for reminding me i was in the wrong replie section🤣😅
Such a cute little seal!
Seal: *proceeds to fart out of the mouth*
@E the Cat ITS A JOKE!
He’s Actually Burping.
@@yohann3149 Burping is farting out of the mouth and vice versa
r/woooosh
The seal legit said 'BLIMEEEEEEEEYYYY"
Best video on youtube
I remover seeing this years ago with my cousin and laughing relentlessly. Good times go by so fast
Homie sounds like he just took a horrendous trip to the restroom and then had a sigh of relief
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear lock
@@AxxLAfriku ????????
@@AxxLAfriku SHUT UP.
Lol
It sounds like me when I'm sick and I try and puke but nothing happens
Thats my mating call
You and me both.
Gerald The Crocigator hearing this made me gag
Gerald The Crocigator same XD
😂😂😂
Little mermaid is here! How pretty
"Let me sing to you the song of my people"
*Explosive diarrhea noises*
ROFL
Pedro Leal: Is that a RADAL reference?
@@alexcrawford5350 no,its a plaffy feet fererenss
He looks so proud in the end.
I think it's a she (female elephant seal I think)
“Look Fred, I totally mimicked you having an explosive diarrhea.”
i think its a female elephant seal unless its just a really large male pup
Honestly the way he’s down in the cornr makes this auite aestheticly pleasing
It's.... beautiful
Cameraman: *approaches*
Seal: I'm gonna act like diarrhea
Drugs?
😂
UA-cam recommends a masterpiece once more
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hey I can't believe that I saw you here! used to binge watch the holdfast montage! keep up with the good work!
Yo!
Of course it's not a good sound, but I was very interested. Every animal has its own unique voice.
He burped and yawn at the same time.
0:09 That was a great Seth Rogen Impression
this made me laugh so hard my brain tingled
Jesus christ dude lmao hahahahahahahaha
lmfaoooo
My lawn mower makes the same noise, should I be concerned?
Okay, people say it about practically every comment known to Man, but this right here, this comment is genuinely *criminally underrated*.
They have such the wisest things to say
Yes Kim, such wise words they speak of
Yes, quite
Go lose some weight fat ass
Both you and the seal look so squishy
hello glorious leader, could I please move to your beautiful country?
It looks so soulless and haunting, and then makes this horrible noise that I can only describe as a strangled fart... and yet... I still want to pet it.
腹の調子が悪い時にトイレ行くとこんな感じになる。
0:16 When you finish pouring the soda into the glass
holy shit this is true
AJAJAJAJAJAJA
Nice catch
So Funny
Underrated comment
What a weird dog
A dog? Thats clearly a toaster
thats not a toaster or a microwave, it's clearly a fridge
It's not a toaster or a microwave or a fridge,
It's a broken TV
@@goldendoggie2029 lol
@@yawningdoggo3106 EMOJI POLICE PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
The heavy breathing is what really sells it.
Watching with your eyes closed makes this mich more of a mystery. Keeps you guessing what it is.
"Seal of the Grassy Shore, what is your wisdom?"
" *(THROATY FART)* "
Not the sound we deserved, but the sound we needed
🤣
Other way around, bucko
nope, we didn't need it either
quiet blacky, ppl are trying to listen
agreed.@@m0-m0597
Another clip with a “seal” of approval.
When you smoke too much and try to yawn.
This is the content we stay awake for at midnight
Lol! Midnight? Amateur :D
lol ye
How did you know....
reading this comment at midnight (yes, it's true).
moments after taco bell...
No checkmark??
@Rocco B. he's right, moron
@Rocco B. you probably dont even know what that word means since he didnt do any of that.
@Rocco B. only another comment stealing bastard would defend such behaviour
@@Fanaz10 Who? Cares.
He yawns. Then he burps.
He's like me when I would get ready to go to work in the morning.
Awh, they've been around Alfa Romeos and learned to mimic, so cute
Nature truly is beautiful.
Disgusting*
Damn I didn’t realise they could look so creepy. Imagine walking at night and hear that guttural groan and air hissing and see that grey flab, eyes obsidian black
Look at videos like this of a leopard seal. They look like you stuck a movie dinosaurs head on a seals body.
Just imagine a death metal gig
And hearing those diarrhea sounds
@@tash5540 cat
Sounds like my ex wife
Ironically, that’s what my bathroom sounds like after Mexican food
Why the seal sounds like the average Taco Bell bathroom? 💀
When you make an attempt at throat singing
Hello. Again...
i watch ev....
i made it to 666 likes
@@ExistentialEmpire and i broke it loo
"Mother of god it's all toilet sounds! Did you record this in a bathroom?"
No
It the seal sound
r/whooosh
I got it at the mall.
Crimson Dynamo bobby that seal has a mental disorder
不管如何
這支影片的主人決定將海豹娶回家
Came for AAAAAAA, stayed for taco bell.
Yes
When seal said "liquid shit noises",
I felt that.
Me too😢
These comments are why i love the comments section. They can be so hilarious sometimes that i get a much needed good laugh
Indeed
same
Comments section is the best!! Gladly pay for internet because of it!
So this is what UA-cam is randomly recommending these days
I would scream like that too if I was missing half of my body.
Why do seals just sound like intestinal issues?
Because God actually has a sense of humour
@@DT-vl8xm His greatest joke is, afterall, the Primate he decided to let run rampant on earth.
Oh.. I thought it was the platypus...
@@DT-vl8xm Actully, You right...You right...
This was terrifying. Thank you.
Meet the team : an obese seal, a well payed Taco Bell driver ant the toilets lawyer and a funeral director
I expected a seal roar
Human : "it's gonna scream...let me hear it"
Seal: *INTENSE FARTING SOUNDS*
I felt that