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@@fenrirbaldur1156 - That's true, I just looked it up. (Thanks for the tip.) He uses the cars for practice! I think that's worse than confusion. Imagine your car being wrecked because an elephant seal just felt like using it for practice.
If anyone wants to know about the seal attacking the car it’s name was Homer and it was a juvenile male that hung out in the New Zealand harbour city Gisborne in the early ‘90s. He hung out in the harbour for a couple weeks before moving on to less populated regions. He banged the cars thinking they were competitors
David Lima that car footage took place in New Zealand and, as far as I can remember, it was on the news so not faked. Happened over 20 years ago from memory.
Jupiter It's a "popular" place. You can get tours to the elephant seals around there. I saw some people walking around them on their own too. (Aka, I've been there. Hehe) You can't get to close and they'll make like a motor cycle engine noise to warn you off
I think that happened in New Zealand. We have a reasonably large elephant seal population and they occasionally cause trouble, but it's not like you can argue with them.
Can it. I weigh more than you, but can easily move faster than you, including stairs. Yeesh the arrogance of dainty people like you. Do you need someone to hold your umbrella for you in the rain, as you can't lift it yourself?
I'm laughing at this elephant seal, he's just making fun of them like "look John I'm wrecking you're car and you can't do SH#T!" with a giant smile on his face 😂
The Grizzly from the Alaska can be as large as a Polar Bear. Their average sizes and the largest specimens have been pretty much about the same. Neither is anywhere near as large as a Southern Elephant Seal MALE.
The head of a polar bear seems thinner than a grizzly bear though But anyway, yup the polar bear isn't considered a land predator, it's a marine predator Not that it can't hunt on land at all, but they usually don't because their main prey are fatty animals (especially seals) that they hunt on drifting ice in winter and they pretty much spend the summer starving Note that even though it's shorter, the grizzly bear is the most likely winner in case they were to meet, polar bears are way better hunters due mainly to their nose but the grizzly bear is way more muscular
"Hello, State Farm? No, he wasn't wearing khakis. In fact, he wasn't wearing pants. He beat my car up and then dove off the pier. PLEASE, BELiEVE ME!!!"
State Farm: and we covered it! “A sealed deal,” we know a thing or two, because we’ve seen a thing or two. *we are farmers, bum ba-dum bum bum bum bum*
Seeing what their skull looks like compared to what they actually are, I wonder how many dinosaurs we imagined the complete opposite to their actual shape
Won't Smith TF you talking about? 🤔 I had a thought and wrote it down. Matter of fact “Stolen Comment” has been written a thousand other times on UA-cam soooooo is your comment stolen too?!
IceyChill, first off there’s probably tons of this comment on this video. And second off, the comment you saw is above but I haven’t seen a single one like this
How would you explain to your vehicle insurance company that your car got totaled by an angry elephant seal? Is there even coverage for that in that country?
Just worked my way through my grandma's insurences (no, she ain't dead, just revisiting old contracts). Turns out she actually has an insurance to pay for damage cause by uninsuranced planecrashes. I kid you not.
Our insurance company used to send out a newsletter every year with the funniest reasons for claims. It wouldn’t surprise me to see “attacked by seal” on there one day.
I had the pleasure of mingling among these beasts in the first few years that they began to arrive at San Simeon, in the early 90s. There was no other human in sight. What an incredible, unforgettable, experience.
Cool experience, it's organized now, with boardwalks and fencing. Probably a good idea now that so many people are trying to get photos while they tongue kiss a bison in Yellowstone. It's still sweet up there on the Central Coast, Cambria and the other little towns, started going up in the 80's but didn't go see the seals until recently.
This is proper english. He is saying two different examples. Another way of wording this would be “... prehistoric dinosaur.. or maybe a sabertooth cat.” Maybe goes before the new option while perhaps comes after, but they both have the same meaning. Another example “would you like some coffee?.. Tea perhaps?”
@@AuNinjamuffin the grammar proves the point, consider his example, “would you like some coffee?.. Tea perhaps?” he is not saying that tea is coffee, just like steve isnt saying a sabertooth cat is a dinosaur.
"Hello, yes my car was assaulted by an elephant seal." "Can you tell what kind it was?" "Umm, a southern elephant seal?" "I'm sorry, but our policy only covers northern elephant seals."
aubergine man This would be better as a farmer's insurance company commercial. You have the seal slam his weight against the fender till it breaks a fender. Voice "elephant seal attack. We cover it all because we've seen it all close.
Dude. My mother was a docent at the elephant seal park in San Simeon, California. People are not allowed to get on the beach with them. Despite their enormous size, they are extremely fast on land (can out run you) and the males are brutal, especially in mating season. Two children were mauled to death before that part of the coast was sanctioned off for the seals. I hope this doesn’t set a precedence for others to walk on the beach with them.
I had no idea they were that big, whenever I see pictures of them they’re always on a beach where you can’t compare them to anything else, so seeing them next to a car or person was shocking!
Same. Plus the photographers/videographers were (understandably) always from quite a distance from the seals so they look smaller in the photos/videos I've seen.
If this was filmed at Ano Nuevo, an elephant seal preserve, you can walk among them but you are supposed to keep a distance of 20 feet from any of them. They are amazing to see, and those adult males can move faster than you think!
Obligatory: too much Pizza Hut-- oddly enough, they basically eat fish. Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of low-calorie, low-fat fish. LOTS. Calories count. Also--genetics. Let's face it, their genetics are all geared to give them that smooth, round, blubbery juiciness. They also like fish fingers and would no doubt enjoy some human fingers if you start petting the babies. Mmmmm, human fingers! Snap! YUM!
1:48 this poor guy is just scratching his head as his vehicle is being crushed by a humongous elephant seal 🤣 he just looks disappointed like jesus christ not this again
He’s not pushing the vehicle around; he’s trying to screw it. I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure that specific elephant seal is known around that area to attack aka trying to fuck vehicles that come by.
@@latvianminecrafter8040 how so in this scenario? (and the victim's what? Har... Sorry, just playing w your typo, my autocorrect does that to me all the time, too)
@@latvianminecrafter8040 in what way? In my experience, and from what I read and see, you have victims from every group at some point... From domestic violence, workplace sexual harassment, bias in various institutions, everyone takes their turn facing it (alas). But what prompts you to say that from this video? That we see men near the vehicles thar get slammed by the elephant seal males? As for the rape/infanticide comment, that is not a he said /she said, it's all documented. You can find videos here, no doubt, of males crushing the baby seals and raping the females. Not every male does that, of course. It tends to be younger males that cannot earn their own harem yet (yes, that's what they call it, bleh >
I was incredibly fortunate enough to see a Wild male Elephant seal in Santa Cruz And man they were truly massive. I don’t even think my mind was properly Abel to comprehend the sheer size because when I first gazed upon the beast I couldn’t believe it was real
The Elephant Seal smashing the cars was named Humphrey, my mother said she had witnessed tourists trying to take photos with him as he ventured into Tauranga Harbour and he almost squished them as he rolled onto his side to stretch. He became quite popular within the Bay, separated from his harem, he frequented gully's, streams or creeks and at one point made his way onto a dairy farm where he would stalk cows and attempt to court them or size them out. He now has a sculpture in KatiKati in his commemoration.
yeaaah quite disgusting how easily humans invade other animals personal space, here he invades it just for a video, a shame...as if he couldnt have shown that tooth to the camera from far away.
@@1archengdes111 It was already sedated so they could add a tracker to study their behaviour. Steve Backshall (the presenter), is a science communicator. All of this was done for the benefit of science and public knowledge, how is that bad?
That elephant seal slamming into and trying to fight that pickup truck was pretty funny. The look on that guy's face. His face said "here we go again, trying to fight the truck"
Their personal space is very similar to our personal space, people walking past other people 2 feet or more, not a problem, people setting up camp next you within that 2 feet, you're going to do something, people come up to you and start trying to pat you, you're gunna be WTF BRO... Stop trying to be so dramatic...
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I love how the guy getting his car smashed looks like this has happened before.
It has, I remember seeing that footage before. The town names that seal homer, I think, and he often comes into town and smashes into vehicles.
@@fenrirbaldur1156 - That's true, I just looked it up. (Thanks for the tip.) He uses the cars for practice! I think that's worse than confusion. Imagine your car being wrecked because an elephant seal just felt like using it for practice.
bruzote,
The people over there: Well at least my car isn’t attacked by a seal. *Gets stabbed randomly instead*
"Hey boss, im gonna be late. An elephant seals on my car again"
Fenrir Baldur i hope they don’t hurt him because of that
I wanna see more shots of elephant seals ramming cars
@Victor Saucedo I wish I had a car
same lol
Lmfao
ua-cam.com/video/z7KsXwO6Ymw/v-deo.html
Oh man! I thought I was alone!
I like how they just lay there grunting and farting.
Why would you like that
@@mladenbro8435 because its funny?
Unless an unfamiliar male comes out of nowhere. Then they'll just fart, grunt, and watch two males fight for mating rights.
Theyre usernames starts with M except for Me
@@aaronthingy4396 their*
Imagine chilling on the beach with your friends and some random guy comes up and drugs you and shows you a tooth from one of your dead ancestors.
Mondays, I swear...
Lulz! "You killed grandpa! I'll get you for this! Once I sleep this off..."
Alien Greys do the same thing lmao
Whatever, still had sex.
Wait what?!
*Its important to respect their personal space*
Walks right next to them...
What are they gonna do? Run after him?
@@danodden9783 They can't exactly 'run', it is more of a graceful wobbly slither.
@@Lunies666 Bruh. That's my point.
And then they shoot one up and stick a thermometer up its ass
Lunies ..and touches them
If anyone wants to know about the seal attacking the car it’s name was Homer and it was a juvenile male that hung out in the New Zealand harbour city Gisborne in the early ‘90s. He hung out in the harbour for a couple weeks before moving on to less populated regions. He banged the cars thinking they were competitors
I thought that was a New Zealand number plate. Didn't know we got seals that big!
He was trying to bang his competitors?
A very confused gaylephant seal then.
What a fucking idiot.
Lmfao im dead... I forgot all about this and his name homer.
"Banged the cars" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you don't mean what I am thinking lol I'm dying
the guy is just looking at the seal flopping onto his car like "but why are you doing this"
Blinzer , Darn, and here I thought they were just donating these to be used as trampolines for the animals enjoyment!😁😁
Blinzer 'But why? Why would you do that?'
- Jontron
what do you gain from it?
Elites fake news, it was a paid actor.
David Lima that car footage took place in New Zealand and, as far as I can remember, it was on the news so not faked. Happened over 20 years ago from memory.
0:53 the seal is like "I have no idea"
What is that thing should have gone before
Lmao
hahhah
LOL
Loool
Respect their personally space.. As he walks 3 feet from one and gets screamed at.
Mr SteezyOctopus Personal*
Mr SteezyOctopus don't give SJW libtards ideas..
He was more than 3 feet away but the female was nearing him to protect her young
Just like fat women in real life 💀
Good luck explaining that to an insurance company
"Hello, my car has some damage."
"Jezus, was your car attacked by an ellephant or something?"
"Well, you're pretty close about that."
considering they have a video of it it would be quite easier to explain than a traditional accident back then
Farmers Insurance has seen a thing or two
Hope they've got Farmers....
They've seen a thing or two 😉
Then send that bill to MR. BIG NOSE.
There just lying around on the beach and suddenly some weird ape-thing comes walking by making noises and gestures at the air.
+Jupiter Uuh, ooh, ooh. Eee, eee, eee! Aah, aah, aah!
+Imperial_orb ...Ting tang, walla walla bing bang?
Hey, I saw you in a Sinatra video under a comment about spring on jupiter
Leslie Chow What's you talkin bout?
Jupiter It's a "popular" place. You can get tours to the elephant seals around there. I saw some people walking around them on their own too. (Aka, I've been there. Hehe) You can't get to close and they'll make like a motor cycle engine noise to warn you off
1:42 “Walrein used Body Slam!”
“It’s not very effective.”
Well, yeah. Normal type moves against a Steel type pokemon?
Soon gamefreak will get so lazy they will make a *car* pokemon
@@DuskLegend maybe rotom event lol
@@King_Nex They're fighting Dynamaxed Chargabugs.
@@DuskLegendbro really predicted the future lmao ( revavroom being an engine Pokemon which is used for team stars vehicles)
oh my lord the thumbnail isn't fake
Deavon Manson lol yeah.
Today we're going to be learning about the Squidward seal
The thumbnail can be played as a gif if you hover over it..
Deavon Manson your not kidding
I think that happened in New Zealand. We have a reasonably large elephant seal population and they occasionally cause trouble, but it's not like you can argue with them.
“If that was propelled at me I wouldn’t last a second”.
*video abruptly ends*
Is he okay?
Johnny Bee Goode lol yes if this man died it would be kind of a big deal
The way he flinched while holding the tooth 😂😂😂 yup he ded
@@alleniversonisabeast I was thinking the same haha this was filmed a few years ago though. Steve backshal
Lmfao
The way the narrator gets scared by any sudden movement of the seals as he walks by them is priceless
I would too...
They're not land mammals. You can out run them easily.
Indrid Cold I suspect you are projecting you cheap shot half wit.
Can it. I weigh more than you, but can easily move faster than you, including stairs. Yeesh the arrogance of dainty people like you. Do you need someone to hold your umbrella for you in the rain, as you can't lift it yourself?
It's a totally understandable reflex-- he knows they're big and dangerous, so flinching when they move is just natural and automatic
I'm laughing at this elephant seal, he's just making fun of them like "look John I'm wrecking you're car and you can't do SH#T!" with a giant smile on his face 😂
LMAO 🤣
"we must respect their personal space" *walks right up to them
And gets so close that they start warning him off. Very poor: if an animal is reacting to your presence, you're too close.
And drugs them
beeble2003 so long as he doesn't touch them and right up close the hell be fine, they won't go for him unless he directly ducks with them.
+D. J. Lol
Fpsguitar Fpsguitar haha yea I know I'm just messing around in the comments soz
Elephant seals look like elephants without bones just laying on the floor
Gelatinous elephants
lol
I’ll take my elephant boneless.
*lying *on the ground
And with a shorter trunk
This is one of those rare occasions where the video totally delivered what the thumbnail promised.
Lmao FR!
Right!?! I did not think that it would be the case! 😁😁😁😁
Oh, I was expecting a seal in traffic that was going to shut down the entire road system for the state.
true , immediately thought it was a fake thumbnail... but nope D:
That IS surprising.
@@MasterYoda389 Due to me being blind as a bat, I thought that was a scene of a car in traffic with one in front of it.
“The grizzly bear is the largest land predator!”
*Polar Bear* “Am I a joke to you?”
Pretty sure they're classified as marine mammals
Unless he meant the Alaskan grizzly (aka Kodiak) bear, which rivals the polar bear in size.
@@Th0ughtf0rce True. In terms of which is the biggest, they're pretty much interchangeable
The Grizzly from the Alaska can be as large as a Polar Bear. Their average sizes and the largest specimens have been pretty much about the same.
Neither is anywhere near as large as a Southern Elephant Seal MALE.
The head of a polar bear seems thinner than a grizzly bear though
But anyway, yup the polar bear isn't considered a land predator, it's a marine predator
Not that it can't hunt on land at all, but they usually don't because their main prey are fatty animals (especially seals) that they hunt on drifting ice in winter and they pretty much spend the summer starving
Note that even though it's shorter, the grizzly bear is the most likely winner in case they were to meet, polar bears are way better hunters due mainly to their nose but the grizzly bear is way more muscular
*Attaches huge nose to a seal*
"There, now it's art!"
Spongebob
Lol!
Squidward
Ok Squidward, calm your tits
*oH mY*
1:41 Try explaining this to your insurance company...
lmasoo
best joke, this is why i love internet)
"Hello, State Farm? No, he wasn't wearing khakis. In fact, he wasn't wearing pants. He beat my car up and then dove off the pier. PLEASE, BELiEVE ME!!!"
That's probably why he was recording. 🤣
State Farm: and we covered it! “A sealed deal,” we know a thing or two, because we’ve seen a thing or two.
*we are farmers, bum ba-dum bum bum bum bum*
Insurance Agent: "EXCUSE ME????"
Car owner: "I swear it was a seal!"
@@bskee001 You really thought that was funny
Bryam Vasquez Alriiiight, I knew it was a retarded joke and not funny. I was just stretching too hard. 😔
Yeah sorry bro. Just delete the comment and you good.
@@bryamvasquez3057 LMAO! Okaaayyy...
truthtopower at farmers they’ve seen it all because they’ve covered it all.
He should have said “ you have to respect their space” while standing on one 😂
Lol
"Don't mess with elephant seals!"
*Messes with elephant seals*
The guys getting their cars smashed, it's like another day at the office.
The guy in the red sweater was kinda just like " I really wish he wouldn't do that."
What are they gonna do, fight a 4-ton animal? 😂
ELEPHANT SEAL: "Hey, I'm walkin' here!" (caves in the front of the offender's car with a belly slam, setting off the air bags)
@@joshuah47 I mean it's slow so...
Poor fucking Taunus..
*sees the thumbnail
This gotta be fake huh
Wait it's from BBC Earth??
Holy shit it's real
That one guy.
That's why they're called ELEPHANT seal!!!!!!!
Smh!!!!
True man...
Me
They don't call themselves BBC for nothin'.
Seeing what their skull looks like compared to what they actually are, I wonder how many dinosaurs we imagined the complete opposite to their actual shape
1:47 The expression you make when the absolute absurdity of life finally sinks in.
2:55 The expression you make when the absolute absurdity of life finally sinks in.
Still a better expression than you make when someone is "ramming" you during "that" time, Bella
@@i.i.iiii.i.i Touché
!
Camus made some points. This shit all just crazy huh
squab1 F*** yeah! If you’re a fan of him, have you read ‘Lyrical and Critical Essays’? It’s phenomenal.
Hello......yes, All-State, my car was just assaulted by a giant water sausage, I'm covered right
Dalton Pinell 😂 giant water sausage..
Dalton Pinell nation side is on your side
011 *nation wide lol
Nation Side is on your wide.
Dalton Pinell ...i believe farmers covers elephant seal damage.
Can you imagine having to call your insurance company and tell them that your car sustained damage from an elephant seal trying to dominate it???
They're probably familiar with it by now considering it's not the first time that particular seal did that to someone's car
He called Farmers Insurance and they laughed and then hung up on him.
Stolen comment
Won't Smith TF you talking about? 🤔 I had a thought and wrote it down. Matter of fact “Stolen Comment” has been written a thousand other times on UA-cam soooooo is your comment stolen too?!
Won't Smith Also my comment was written 6 months ago and the other one was written 4 months ago, so mine was written first you idiot
2:30 “The bigger they are, the better their chances for success”
Humans: “maybe we are not so different after all ”
Tallest human ever:yesnt
@@Sabengtung he was talking about something else.
@aguyonasiteontheinternet578 although no evidence bigger gets you more success lol
@@aguyonasiteontheinternetif anything probably not because its rare
@@ishrendon6435 Let me introduce you to this funny little thing called joking. It’s a lot, I know, but you’ll get used to it after a while.
Dog : woof
Cat : meow
Seal : egg
Elephant seal : *E X T R E M E B U R P I N G S O U N D S*
Elephant seal : **
My friend : Hold my beer.
Dammmnnnn -garbiel iglesias
Sea lion: Orrr! Orrr!
Leopard seal: GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH
Elephant Seal: Haha big nose go brrrrrrrrrr
Elephant Seal: Your mom
I gained 50lbs and suddenly this was recommended to me. What are they trying to say???
Destroy a car with your bulk, obviously!!
Congratulations by the way
Post pandemic bulking
@Stefan Goerke Typically, elephant seals smack eachother with their necks, so that would be a sight to see.
🤣🤣🤣
The car owner was like,"Just tell me when you're done."
😂😂😀😂😂
Now the insurance company is another matter.
1:32 are we gonna ignore how it stares through our soul?
nobody:
the guy getting his car smashed: just another Tuesday....
This comment was just stolen from the other one above. Lmao be original
IceyChill, first off there’s probably tons of this comment on this video.
And second off, the comment you saw is above but I haven’t seen a single one like this
IceyChill liar
Well now u know what its like to live in NZ
@@SpaceT3ddy quit getting mad kid. It's the truth 11 year old shithead.
Nobody: *plans on messing with them*
BBC Earth: DONT MESS WITH ELEPHANT SEALS
@@The-wo2lq lol
Kerberos panzer cop Except this guy actually used it right.
Should have died lmfao. THATS YOUR OPINION
How would you explain to your vehicle insurance company that your car got totaled by an angry elephant seal? Is there even coverage for that in that country?
especially if you didn't know what it was called. my car was destroyed by a gigantic monster elephant with no legs.....hello?
+jonah holmes Lol XD
Yes, you can purchase that along with volcano and alien attack insurance.
:3
Just worked my way through my grandma's insurences (no, she ain't dead, just revisiting old contracts).
Turns out she actually has an insurance to pay for damage cause by uninsuranced planecrashes. I kid you not.
Man calling his insurance company: "Yeah, you're probably not going to believe this but....
I don't know about cars and elephant seals, but sea lions get onto docks and boats all the time all along the California coast.
Our insurance company used to send out a newsletter every year with the funniest reasons for claims. It wouldn’t surprise me to see “attacked by seal” on there one day.
Imagine trying to sleep on the beach and you just hear brrrrrrrrrrr
why are you sleeping on the beach
A-10??
Maybe the seal wants to mate with you
Imagine getting body slammed by this seal.
And then realise you are lying on a bull elephant seal covered all over by and half-buried in the sand...
Ultimate dare: Walk through there disguised as a female elephant seal.
I think it'd be worse to be disguised as a male.
@@welltoucansamatthatgame yeah, youd be seeing lots of fights
Top ten worse ways to die
@Braden A whooshhhh
@@ShashankB94 woooosh
*3:19** HE TOTALLY FLINCHED AND GOT SCARED WHEN IT BREATHED!!*
Pussy
Conqwiztadore22 yeah like you wouldn’t lol
that animal is only like 50 times your weight!
@@darkuser9992 *Okay, thanks captain obvious, but that doesn't change what I said... not one bit of it.*
I'm laughing and why his like holding a white dildo
I had the pleasure of mingling among these beasts in the first few years that they began to arrive at San Simeon, in the early 90s. There was no other human in sight. What an incredible, unforgettable, experience.
Cool experience, it's organized now, with boardwalks and fencing. Probably a good idea now that so many people are trying to get photos while they tongue kiss a bison in Yellowstone. It's still sweet up there on the Central Coast, Cambria and the other little towns, started going up in the 80's but didn't go see the seals until recently.
I never realized just how big they were. Damn.
Exodus Taris don't body shame.
They are the americans of the animal kingdom
Everlast: I hate you@! body shamer!@
Exodus Taris ikr
@EverlastGX except america isnt the fattest lol 😂
Just when I thought the thumbnail was a fake....
Ha, me too.
bubblinbrownsugar616 dude this is me in a nutshell
bubblinbrownsugar616 dude this is me in a nutshell
bubblinbrownsugar616
LOL. Same. I was mad at BBC for misleading and was going to unsubscribe when I saw the thumbnail.😂
Alexandra Geirsdóttir..... That means likely fake.
The Question is, Can I Ride it to Battle???
Spongebob narrator: Two Hours Later...
its way more jumpy than that of a bronco.... better put on some hot glue on your pants then stick it on the skin of this animal haha..
YAH! Got ye the 80th like.
Evan Khan i think it would be more useful as a battle jetski.
Evan Khan no but u can stick a suicide vest to it
Insurance: So, what happened to your car?
Owner: It was a.... sea elefant.
Insurance: Sure....
0:59
“Did that modafoka just called me an elephant?”
(Edit): some modafokas are really good at maths in the comments
[😂]^(😂*10)= (🤣)^100
😂😂😂😂
😂😂
😂😂😂
(😂)²
😂x😂=🤣
Elephant seal: *sees car*
Elephant seal: FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE SHAL BE LEGENDARY!
Stolen From Kung Fu Panda 1, Tai Lung vs Po.
@@techguy6241 that's not stolen, that's a reference...
@@leonjakobs6241 and a meme
@@techguy6241do.... you know what a meme is?
TechGuy tai ping only said that when fighting the furious five and not during his fight with po
2:54 if he just wanted to listen to the air resonating around a huge nose I could have just recorded my dad snoring for half the price
Lmao underrated comment
“This gigantic skull must come from a prehistoric dinosaur.. a sabertooth cat perhaps”
*intelligence 100*
This is proper english. He is saying two different examples. Another way of wording this would be “... prehistoric dinosaur.. or maybe a sabertooth cat.” Maybe goes before the new option while perhaps comes after, but they both have the same meaning. Another example “would you like some coffee?.. Tea perhaps?”
@@bobbyknuckles6380 Mr. Whittaker, I think his comment is not regarding the grammar, but rather that sabertooth cats are not dinosaurs
@@AuNinjamuffin The grammar proves that the speaker doesnt think so either
@@AuNinjamuffin the grammar proves the point, consider his example, “would you like some coffee?.. Tea perhaps?” he is not saying that tea is coffee, just like steve isnt saying a sabertooth cat is a dinosaur.
@@AuNinjamuffin Bruh, that's the point. It's not meant to be the same, what do you mean?
1:42 getting into my Uber after a night of drinking
Oh Hi i don't want to know what you drank, or maybe i do
Fatty
Damn lol
Fatass
survival of the fattest!
Frances Dollarhyde survival of the thiccest
@@EnderGoku9001 oh yeah :D
i finally found a contest i could win :D
i wonder how their meat taste like
Thank goodness there is no Hyena and lions exit there otherwise it would be extinct.
Imagine aliens coming to Earth and seeing these giant potato looking creatures with big noses
Ratt Pakk we shouldn’t classify a group into one stereotype I have plenty alien friend s who are good looking
“ꕥꕥꨄ, What the fuck is this?“
@Rátt Pâkk yes klingon woman they are super hot!!!!!
Alien captain : Frank you told me they are our size!
Frank : Clearly they are...as far as you are concerned, your Highness.
Hey leave the Brits out of this
I thought he was going to say “thanks to scientists from the university of California, I will be able to safely fight an elephant seal myself”
"Hello, yes my car was assaulted by an elephant seal."
"Can you tell what kind it was?"
"Umm, a southern elephant seal?"
"I'm sorry, but our policy only covers northern elephant seals."
That shit was dry
lololol
Elephant seal insurance. I can imagine a geico commercial where the gecko gets chased by a elephant seal lol
aubergine man
This would be better as a farmer's insurance company commercial. You have the seal slam his weight against the fender till it breaks a fender. Voice "elephant seal attack. We cover it all because we've seen it all close.
RazorBeak makes sense cuz they can’t deal with southern elephant seals cuz they bigger
You gotta love the reaction of the guy in red at 1:46. "Well I'll be damned."
The King of the Penguins bnennbbnn
He looks like bill Murray
What about bin laden at the back?
My car!!!!! 😱
weird how he looks like bill murray too 2 seconds after looking at him!
First ever video I’ve come across that isn’t clickbait
I'm shocked myself 😂😅
Same
Daily Dose of Internet
Wait are you the girl from tiktok?
@@gojosaturo8624 fuck off
Dude. My mother was a docent at the elephant seal park in San Simeon, California. People are not allowed to get on the beach with them. Despite their enormous size, they are extremely fast on land (can out run you) and the males are brutal, especially in mating season. Two children were mauled to death before that part of the coast was sanctioned off for the seals. I hope this doesn’t set a precedence for others to walk on the beach with them.
Seal: *Slaps roof of car*
Seal: “This bad boy can fit so much dents on it!”
Yet, there wasn’t much damage. The windshield didn’t even break. These guys must be bottom heavy.
@@sludge4125 yeah, the males weigh 10,000 pounds but he wasn't putting all his weight on the car.
I had no idea they were that big, whenever I see pictures of them they’re always on a beach where you can’t compare them to anything else, so seeing them next to a car or person was shocking!
And that was a juvenile, not a fully grown bull.
Same. Plus the photographers/videographers were (understandably) always from quite a distance from the seals so they look smaller in the photos/videos I've seen.
I bet when they sneeze its like getting hit in the face with a jet dart of air.
ventnor lol
WHAT UP?
Can be an exhaust of a lambo v10
Who would have thought, an entire colony of mother-in-laws
"Just checking ur suspension dude chill"
Nah, he was checking out the bushings
Angus Schlievert haha
1:46 "how am I going to explain this, to the insurance"
amihay landau lol
xD
amihay landau genius
EXCUSE ME SIR I MUST REQUEST YOU RELOCATE THIS MOTORIZED VEHICLE 🚗
Pugalicious PULVERIZED
That's what he said, but those dumb two legged creatures didn't understand somehow.
When you realize the thumbnail wasn’t photoshopped.
"Inside that mouth are 4 canine teeth that look a little bit like that."
A BANANA!
Lol
tkmaz if it's a joke I get it if it's not still get it
tkmaz a fellow 9gagger?
“If that was propelled at me, I wouldn’t last a second”
Video cuts right after😂
Well... now we know elephant seals hate cars
It's because the doors were too small, for it to enter and the driver did not give a lift!!👻
Fair enough, I’m more of an Esidisi guy myself.
The seal literally weighs more than those cars.
If this was filmed at Ano Nuevo, an elephant seal preserve, you can walk among them but you are supposed to keep a distance of 20 feet from any of them. They are amazing to see, and those adult males can move faster than you think!
3:20
Elephant Seal: *breathes*
Reporter: *flinches*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brianne Ellyse Hart I was sure I will find comment like this :-D
jajajajajajajajajaj
With good reason. I would have jumped backwards probably XD
If it sounded like revving a Harley, I'd jump too.
Well Steve knows these animals and if a massive elephant seal made a big grunt at you would you flinch? I think so. But still it is funny!
2:45 Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Everynight i can feel my *L E G*
2:35 me during quarantine
Underrated
Jean Samarone Pinheiro right?
this just made me laugh, thank you!
🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for the love guys haha
jabba the hutt?
+White Chocolate Surfers and a lot others too. It depends where you live.
Too much Pizza Hut.
Lol
VarietyVideoGamer more like jabba's hut
Obligatory: too much Pizza Hut-- oddly enough, they basically eat fish. Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of low-calorie, low-fat fish. LOTS. Calories count. Also--genetics. Let's face it, their genetics are all geared to give them that smooth, round, blubbery juiciness.
They also like fish fingers and would no doubt enjoy some human fingers if you start petting the babies. Mmmmm, human fingers! Snap! YUM!
1:48 this poor guy is just scratching his head as his vehicle is being crushed by a humongous elephant seal 🤣 he just looks disappointed like jesus christ not this again
He’s not pushing the vehicle around; he’s trying to screw it. I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure that specific elephant seal is known around that area to attack aka trying to fuck vehicles that come by.
@@sugarkane1571 lmfaoo thats even better
How the hell did an Elephant Seal get there in the first place!
Its like a slow pace version of a godzilla rampage
03:19
Man: "flinched"
Seal: "gottem"
OneX Plays WHY DOESNT ANYBODY KNOW STEVE BACKSHALL’S NAME HERE?!
“I’m telling you! The damage to my car was done by an elephant seal!”
“Right. You’re paying the full amount.”
Farting from your mouth. Exclusive talent
Hats off to you
Sayed Ismail I dunno.. I’ve heard a lot of people talk shit so there’s a high chance of some farting from the mouth
Isn't that burping?
Simon pressed the gold buzzer
Asda so u are saying you dont fart with mouth? wth
The female is like, “ For once, can I be on top? You’re crushing me.”
Sadly, they do crush females sometimes, and pups... to death... very often.
Male's are the victim's
@@latvianminecrafter8040 how so in this scenario? (and the victim's what? Har... Sorry, just playing w your typo, my autocorrect does that to me all the time, too)
No, In the world
@@latvianminecrafter8040 in what way? In my experience, and from what I read and see, you have victims from every group at some point... From domestic violence, workplace sexual harassment, bias in various institutions, everyone takes their turn facing it (alas). But what prompts you to say that from this video? That we see men near the vehicles thar get slammed by the elephant seal males?
As for the rape/infanticide comment, that is not a he said /she said, it's all documented. You can find videos here, no doubt, of males crushing the baby seals and raping the females. Not every male does that, of course. It tends to be younger males that cannot earn their own harem yet (yes, that's what they call it, bleh >
1:41 Americans waiting for the gym to open after their new years resolution
Sergio Cervantes yeah cuz only Americans are fat right?
@@AlfredFJones1776 im american and im skinny as hell but yeah almost alot of americans fat but not all of them are.
1:46 Me Polish looking at this
Americans and their 40% obesity rate
Tikoblocks american food market definitely isnt helping it
Everytime im down in the us i notice the portions keep getting larger and larger
I was incredibly fortunate enough to see a Wild male Elephant seal in Santa Cruz
And man they were truly massive. I don’t even think my mind was properly Abel to comprehend the sheer size because when I first gazed upon the beast I couldn’t believe it was real
Fun fact: They look slow on land, but on a short range, they are as fast as an adult man
The Magnolier zigzag best tactic, rip rickon
Ah so its the same kind of stand as Za Warudo
Jarno Datema Yep
@@sauce2073 Fuck off
@@MrNight-dg1ug No one can deflect the emerald splash!
Gigant Sea Doggos
Floaty danger potatoes
Geoff either will work
The pups are sea doggos. These are sea bears, aka floating danger floofs.
He forgot Kodiak bears those r huge I th I k their skull is bigger than a grizzly maybe
Floaty Danger Aquatic Saint Bernados
These clips all end too soon....
+Silkendrum Just like me... *single tear*
IKR like don't stop the video like that play more.
Just like my relationships :P
LOL :(
Just like my sex life
“Some prehistoric dinosaur! A sabretooth car perhaps?!” 🤦🏻♂️
1:49 me waiting for the doors of McDonald’s to open
1:49 the look on your face when you bend over and stare at your festering bunghole in the mirror
*_Fatass_*
Thomas Bangalter LMAO 😂😂😂
@Anon Nada buy a car you would't must whait for open the door / 24 drive mc :)
elephant slugs
BAH just imagine a 6m slug rampaging thru your yard!
2:34 Me rn
The_PRDrill relatable af
LMAOOI
0:56 the male elephant seal tickled the female elephant seal with it's nose 😂
the host was shocked every time the elephant seal made a small movement haha
I would be too honestly.
+eeeeyoooo Three tons of highly territorial blubber and muscle that spends its whole life locked in a bloody struggle for supremacy? I'd be wary too.
+Sun Brolem The biggest male wouldn't be much of a match against a shotgun.
Kaiser Frost
Yeah but... You know where this is though right
Sun Brolem A no-gun country?
The Elephant Seal smashing the cars was named Humphrey, my mother said she had witnessed tourists trying to take photos with him as he ventured into Tauranga Harbour and he almost squished them as he rolled onto his side to stretch. He became quite popular within the Bay, separated from his harem, he frequented gully's, streams or creeks and at one point made his way onto a dairy farm where he would stalk cows and attempt to court them or size them out. He now has a sculpture in KatiKati in his commemoration.
what on earth do the Seal see in cows? Court them?! 😂
"It's important to respect their personal space."
*walks right beside them*
So disrespectful 🤥
yeaaah quite disgusting how easily humans invade other animals personal space, here he invades it just for a video, a shame...as if he couldnt have shown that tooth to the camera from far away.
exact same comment right below but much older
@@1archengdes111
It was already sedated so they could add a tracker to study their behaviour. Steve Backshall (the presenter), is a science communicator. All of this was done for the benefit of science and public knowledge, how is that bad?
I think by personal space he meant not touching them
That elephant seal slamming into and trying to fight that pickup truck was pretty funny. The look on that guy's face. His face said "here we go again, trying to fight the truck"
“We’ve covered a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two”
-Farmers Insurance
Bumbubabumbumbum
Deserves 7k likes
“Ah yeauh, survival of the fattest!”
-Bender
Beautiful profile pic. Hats off.
-"it's important to respect their personal space"
-walks directly through the herd
Their personal space is very similar to our personal space, people walking past other people 2 feet or more, not a problem, people setting up camp next you within that 2 feet, you're going to do something, people come up to you and start trying to pat you, you're gunna be WTF BRO... Stop trying to be so dramatic...
And they said I was a fool for getting elephant seal insurance...
Dude I know