Glenny Balls | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- Опубліковано 24 кві 2023
- Glenny Balls is an entertainer, co-host and podcaster at Barstool Sports. He is often seen as the sidekick on “Sundae Conversations” with Caleb Pressley, and hosts his own podcast “Only Stans” where he interviews the women of OnlyFans.
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Glenny Balls joins Theo to chat about growing up Long Island Italian, sidestepping Satan, the insane way he got a job at Barstool, what people don’t know about Caleb Pressley, lovemaking to Billy Joel, and much more.
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Where did you find the liq and porn?
I found the fact that you were on a shelving unit very intriguing and should be addressed...where did you break into?! I love the fact that it's only you, or the other guy in town that gets s*** done. Louisiana always holds themselves accountable.. Boosie, Katrina, The Hot Boys.
this guys style makes Stavos look like Hue heffner with a robe slippers and a pipe....
you can see his belly and boobs thru the button holes in his shirt
Any shows for Vancouver BC?
Virus?
Any shows for Michigan?
Was really hoping Caleb would be sitting between them eating ice cream
Legendary comment
I’m just here to say I agree with CT2000. Legendary comment indeed. Ice cream with a dead raccoon carcass on top like Theo would like back home. And sprinkles
@@tytyterrell and someone had to ruin it
Huge miss
was really hoping Caleb would be sitting between them eating ice cream
I love how Theo can randomly throw getting molested into any situation.
The clam and oyster part killed me 😂 Just always his intrusive thoughts coming out at the randomest times 😂😂
That’s why we love him. Most fluent and personable currently and for probably half a century
@Tyler Janik well said! Definitely a fresh take on comedy. I'm so excited to see him in Reading PA in july
I feel like when I eat vermicelli noodles, I have to make sure that the noodles' parents aren't home.
the craziest part is that I was bored with the interview, went to see comments, and saw yours, and thought- yo, how long will it takes- immediately, boom, molested.
Love how he says “yes sir” So polite and endearing
Agree
I thought I was the only one that noticed that. It’s refreshing
Yes!
post malone
Glenny is a real gentelman. Great kid, from what I've seen.
The fact that Theo gets so uncomfortable with the word pussy is so funny
Glenny is about to get a big well deserved boost from this!
Nice to see Ballz help out an aspiring personality like Theo
I didn't know he even had onlystans, im in
Haha yesss
Like how? Is he gonna get a bigger bowl for his ice cream ?
Dude, I know! Just kept impressing!
jesus christ Caleb Pressley really saved this man's life when he made him sprint down the streets of NYC
Hahahahah
He saved himself by being fast
@@cparker420 deceptively fast indeed
Glenn’s saved his own life can’t deny speed
@@jakezlomek209 true
Lmao Theo dropping an N bomb in front of Glenny Balls of all people was crazy 😂
Look out for math bruh.
it’s impossible to cancel theo lmaoo
he is half nicaraguan after all
@@dingus6317 Shout out my Nicars
I thought I was trippin lol suprisrd he didnt’t edit it out 😅
Theo droppin the N word but informing Glenny they don’t say the word pussy is TOO good 💀
Time stamp pls
@@alyaricx 1:01:32
Said that shii with his chest 😂😂
@@PuttBlug69lmao my respect for Theo just skyrocketed!
Think it was hard r? If so, mucho respecto
“A pebble is just a pearl that’s in rehab”- Theo Von
Glenny is incredible cause he never tries to be funny or tell a joke yet he’s hilarious, and not to laugh at him, he’s just naturally funny
i disagree i didnt find one thing he said the entire time so far funny. can you give an example? or ru just trying to be nice? if so i respect it. i guess the one thing would be him saying he promised his mom he would never make a sex tape and maybe a COUPLE more but i was surprised at how bad at this he is. i cant believe he has his own podcast, maybe theo threw him off but he definitely doesnt understand alot of his humor. like when theo said he says "let's get out of here during sex i couldnt tell if glenn took that seriously or not at first especially i think he eventually caught on but glenny is so literal and self conscious its not a great recipe for comedy. hes like the quiet kid you get to open up and now he wont shut up. sorry this comment is kinda mean i hope he doesnt read it but like idk just cant really ignore it, but the funny part is the episode is still pretty watchable and entertaining. theres only a couple of places where it kinda drags, but theo is good at picking up on peoples energy and using it to his advantage and im not gonna elaborate on that though i think ive said enough lol
@@cranberrycanvas ain’t no one reading all that
@@additive9898 I did 😣
I don’t see what you see
@@cranberrycanvas you might be the most unlikeable person I’ve seen in a comment section
The thing I like about Theo is that he is genuinely interested in what people have to say. Seems like other podcasters just wait for someone to finish talking
Right
Met Glenny Balls and Caleb at a restaurant in Nashville and we were essentially the only people in the restaurant. We talked about how shocking it was that Balls had pants on and it ruled. They were both so nice and genuine and my father in law thought they were just some friends I knew until I told him afterwards
"i used to go to the office and flirt with this girl that looks like an animal" LMFAO. Theo legit cracks me up everytime i watch his podcast.
Timestamp?
@@mhxxd4 just imagine it in his voice
LMFAO
Dude always catches me off guard with his subtle jokes like that 😂
@@mhxxd4 45:43
No one will ever dethrown Rif Raf as the perfect guest for TPW, but Glenny balls is for sure top 5. He adds so much to Sunday conversation, just by Being himself. Davey Porkboy better be treating Balls right
Top 5 people of all time
Portnoy doesn't deserve someone so genuine 😊
I agree with the statement but the word u were looking for was dethrone
@@bmac215philly normally spelling corrections are unnecessary, but I feel this one is justified.
I like riff raff but imo caleb pressley is his best guest so far
"A lot of neck tattoos, people getting fucken' punched in the back of the head trying to eat T.V. dinners" lol Theo really paints a picture.
I just went thru 11 hours of being arrested , holding and waiting to be bonded out of jail. I knew a new TPW just came out so on my way home I got a 6 pack to watch theo. Love you guys, wish me luck, don’t do cocaine ( too much)
legend
Real one
Criminal
gang
Stay up player
Theo calling him out about that cheese. " You just went into a backroom with a bunch of men you didn't know to get it" 😂😂😂
I haven’t even started the pod yet but I already know this is gonna be hilarious.
Thanks Theo for getting me thru a day of work on this Tuesday! Praise God!
You should work harder
Get that money playa and grind on your passion on the sideline let’s get it !!!!!!
@@crmpts working hard is for idiots, bosses don’t care about you or your time! Do as little as possible for the most pay, unless you’re working for yourself.
you said it brother
@@NoVACorpsGaming would love to know what you do for a living.
I just love this man. He’s so thoughtful, well spoken and kind. You can feel his authenticity through the screen.
The way Glenny says "Yes Sir" like so sincere is great.
"Clams are like oysters that got molested and never grew up."
Lmao
Literally the most unique, creative mind for on the spot metaphors.
As a young man who never got to experience prom it was nice to hear these 2 talk about it.
I never cared or wanted to go to prom ..I was to busy getting high and smashing baddies B
Look what they took from us
Theos bastardizations of phrases are gold “Got that monkey off your nuts” love that lmao
it's like a RL Rickyism
Laughed to hard after theo mentioned his "be keeper" costume and then saying yeah "need to give her a buzz"
That one caught me off guard 😂
I met Glenny at a bar in Nashville this past December. Such a cool dude and was OK with a picture.
Just ok?
Why was he just OK?
@@richbaboon9345 you want him to jump for joy when a random guy asks for a picture? I met him at MSG last season and he was cool about it
@@richbaboon9345 I mean, he wasn’t ecstatic about it but didn’t dread taking a picture. He was just okay with it. Lol
did he reply too fast for you to hear him?
An ICONIC duo, well done Theo!
Balls you mean ?
@@zachscott5420 hahaha
@@zachscott5420 but Theo picked him on the show
When Theo said “it was like of mice and meat” I damn near caused a car collision 😂😂😂😂😂
I wonder how many bodies Theo has under his belt with this show
Dude that was so incredibly witty and clever. Theo has some legitimately genius comedic moments. Often impromptu as well.
I’m convinced Theo is a therapist. Anytime someone shares anything he goes “so take me through that”😭😂
Theo saying "ohh, they're animals" about oysters made me fall out
Provide habitat and jobs ?😂 that part killed me. Oysters doing more than the governments around the world.
they're like a temp agency or something?
What sweet guys both these dudes are. Glenny and Theo smiling over good food and their love of it, was pure. A good meal is staple of a good life!
I LOVE the things he puts together to introduce his guests! “Super Mario’s second cousin” 😅😂
1:01:32 😂😂😂 you're welcome
glenny's breathing is the perfect ambience and accompaniment for when theo is talking.
Lol at Glenny’s face at 1:01:38 😂 whatever Theo said made him look around uncomfortably
Looked like an n-bomb reading the lips
Read his lips 😂 we know what he said lmao
Gang Gang baby RNs unite
Made that same face! Can’t believe they kept that in
@@bphilly887 i can't read His lips i tried to. But i am German. Did he Drop the N Word 😂?
Glenny, Caleb, and Theo made videos that I watched and enjoyed
Glenny repeating the "lets do the sexual thing for the children" to go down with Theo, what a guy
I manifested a Theo pod after Dunkin messed up my order this morning. The only thing that could unruin my day!
Thank you, as always, for making me smile today Theo. I look forward to the podcast every week and it brings me so much joy ❤
Wouldn't have expected Glenny to be interviewed on a podcast but I'm glad you did!
Must be hard to be Theo knowing that his guests, no matter how good, will miss a significant percentage of his jokes
FOR REAL -
Well you don’t have to acknowledge every time something is hilarious you can just let it tickle. I mean i like a good laughing it up too. ala Mr. Breuer, but that doesn’t always jive and sometimes the things they’re serious about fuckingDO ME 😭😂🤣😇
Like look at thus 1:40:10 Theo Von basically rolls this one off the snare
Also the letter thing in the beginning was mad strong, and part where Thei goes “MMMNN! What I would do to (hot actress)… I’d like to just seat her on a porch and just look at her sip some tea.” And then go into hiw big the porch is because they don’t want ti be too close and Gbals goes flat in i fucking busted my dads cunt mop
Nah glenny was not with it
Theo tries to hard to slip in the same tired shit though
“Look up how do penguins propose to each other?” 😂 I would give anything to look at Theo’s search history!
My boss has been bitching at me all morning, this is exactly what I needed for the rest of the day!
Hope you have a better day brother
Bosses gonna bitch, don't take it too hard. Have a good day brother!
“Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that why I podcast on company time”
“Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that why I podcast on company time”
Ta hell with your boss, and mine bud. Don’t let um stop your shine. PTL Brother, Onward!
6 minutes in and Theo is already saying “what else man”
I caught this too 🤣🤣🤣
12 minutes in and we've covered cheese and clams...Glenny Balls rules
idk if it was even intentional, but "i've gotta give her a BUZZ" at 1:32:18 was so funny to me
NEED another with Caleb and Glenny B. TBH, you and Caleb just need your own show together. The funniest podcast I've ever seen was you two.
Not the second one though.
I must be missing something because this wasn’t funny at all and there hasn’t been one video involving Theo that I haven’t laughed at until now😂
@@ondemandslapperandclapper was talking about the video with Theo and Caleb
The duo we all didn't know we needed 🙌
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Never seen glenny speak this much. He seems like a good guy, funny, well spoken
glenny knowing gary clark jr is awesome lol
The fact that we went from John Mulaney to Glenny Balls is BUCK WILD
I don't care about John mulaney but glenny balls. I'm in
@@bobthemadmonkey idk man that was one of my favorite pods that Theo has done and I've seen pretty much all of em haha
@@MegaMrGTA I guess I'll check it out
@@bobthemadmonkeybro the John Mulaney one was fantastic! Its the main reason I started consistently watching Theos podcast.
Yassss glenny balls getting the love that he deserves ❤ thanks Theo for giving the people what they want.
"Of mice and meat" when talking about Glenny taking the middle seat next to the kid took me tf out, goddamnit Theo
“I think you may have been watching ice age or somethin” might be the funniest quote of all time
No way. I’ve never been so excited for a podcast. Glenny deserves the shine!
There’s no way Theo said math will trip up some real Niqqas 😂😂
Theo real for that, “math with trip up any real nigga” 💀🤣
Love this duo and much respect to Glenny
Theo saying "math with will trip up any real ni**@ had me rolling !
Also the bleep out made it impossible to miss lmao !
Like if ya feel me yall
His guests are either cool/funny enough to adapt to Theo's wild comments and comedy or they're so serious that Theo has to adapt to them and stop with the wild stuff. Glenny is absolutely perfect for this. 😂 the worst episodess are when Theo has someone who seems like they'd get the humor but it just goes over their head and comes out awkward as hell.
"Let's bring up Beelzebub" and Beelzebub appears
I've been dying for someone to interview mr. balls & Theo, I couldn't think of a better person for it
Can't wait to see my man Theo in NYC this May!!
This episode is awesome. Great chemistry between Theo and Mr. Balls!
Theo calling Lenny Kravitz "Leon Kravitz" 🤣🤣🤣
Finally the guest we've all been waiting for. The legendary Glenny Balls!!!
Got into Sundae Conversations a few months ago. Glenny is awesome, seems like a genuine dude. Happy to see his success.
"Math will trip up any real ninja"- Theo Von 2023
Wassup my nicca!?
Glenny looks like if Hasbula grew fully .😂
As long as he stays humble give the man some love🤟 Glenny deserves the best.
glenny face when he said math trips up any real niggas 😭😭😭😭
Don't think He Said the N Word.
@@germanreactionchannel3574 oh he absolutely did
Either the N word or "chink"
@@germanreactionchannel3574lol its not even a big deal
I can listen to Glenny talk food all damn day bro. Instantly captivated by the Italian cheese dining experience.
Loving these long Episodes!
Theo you're so gifted and hilarious! I can so vividly see the image of you being the funny dude flirting with the "ladies... that worked at the school" in the office. Hugs and love to you and your team for bringing the laughs into this world! You make the morning workout 10X better! Gang.
Hearing Glenny balls open up is like when silent Bob would drop truth bombs at the end of the film 🎥 . Glenny is super cool n interesting more than I ever realized
Visuals that show up when ya need em to. Something this podcast has never seen before. Nice. Very nice. Also really enjoy these two’s friendship.
Crazy Glenny balls has built a career because Caleb thought he was fast. More power to him.
*saw he was fast
Y’all just don’t get it,
It was a exercise that shows his personality and willingness to do something uncomfortable
And I’m sure they were talking the whole way down to the street and afterwards
So Caleb could feel him out
@@GoonSquad710 it was a joke. Calm it.
@@GoonSquad710 we get it, relax.
Not fast. Just fast for his size. And that’s ok 😂
I've been to the NIYA-GARA-FALLS and I expect nothing less from NiggaBus bruh!!! Frfr😂😂😂
"Are you a Balls Da 5th?"......Theo wild crazy!!!😂
This is a great conversation , I'm loving this episode
Awesome! Sundae conversation on a Tuesday. I've always wondered about Glenny's story. Thanks theo
Math so hard make you slip up just talking about it 😂
Did Theo say “Math will trip up any real nigga.” 😂😂😂 Probably should have blurred his mouth on that one too 😂
That dude looks fast AF!! 💨
Does anyone else just enjoy the beginning with the way Theo pronounces cities? I’m here for it all. Niagara, seems like he says things super correct.
What did you say to me nucccaaa!?!?
Glenny Balls is a REAL ONE
Theo always taking it one step over the line.
I haven't heard Glenny talk this much just seeing him on Sunday Conversations, so I didn't realize how funny this dude is
I love him on SC but after an hour of listening to their mundane, boring AF talk - without laughing once - I have to turn it off.
Dude what a hero of a man. Such a good person in my opinion
Theo stumbling not sure how to compliment Glenny at 33:16 had me dying.
58:04 fun fact, Dave Grohl was the original studio drummer for the 1st TD album, he also played Beelzebub in the P.O.D. Love Grohl.
Met glen this past weekend, here down in Delray, FL… He was just walking down the street casually lol and I stopped him to have a conversation with him. What a cool fucking dude, so down to earth. I tried to ask him to have a drink with me but he had some friends with him already with other plans. Hoping I see him again!
My boy sraight up dropped a big word 🤣🤣
The funniest part about that is you really have no idea what he was referring to what he did. Cuz it sounded like he just meant like a regular dude
@@CadeSubscriptionAccount huh?
Man… I had to take a break when he said “of mice and meat” 🤣🤣🤣
Glad to hear more from Glenny , he seems like a pretty chill dude
13:34
Theo discovering oysters are animals made me die laughing
Glenny Balls! He’s fast & was an umpire.
Highkey have never clicked on an episode faster lmao, Glenny is top when it comes to interesting fellas.
great episode love both of yall
Such a kind soul I bet Glenny is a blast to hang out with!
"a pebble's just a pearl in rehab"
- Theodore Capitani von Kurnatowski, April 2023, colorized